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Situationship With My Billionaire Friend – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11It's here.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23We're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:25Sex ruins everything.
00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:27Huh.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Oh my God.
00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:31Oh my God.
00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:34Cheers mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:43Sex ruins everything.
00:04:44Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:46I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:47And I'm your wing men.
00:04:49Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:52I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:05:19I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:03I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:18We'll see you next time.
00:06:22Bye.
00:06:24Thanks.
00:06:29I'll take care.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:07:11Let's do that again.
00:07:41Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No.
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:54Okay, sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06Benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:36Hello, ladies.
00:09:44Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:51We know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:13Clearly.
00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:26Oh, what a man.
00:10:28What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:48Okay.
00:10:49Article 1.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:54Article 2.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article 3.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:15Article 5.
00:11:16Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:32And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:41Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:53Let's see.
00:11:53Let's see.
00:11:54Let's see.
00:11:54Let's see.
00:11:55Let's see.
00:11:56Let's see.
00:11:57Let's see.
00:11:58Let's see.
00:12:00Let's see.
00:12:01Let's see.
00:12:02Let's see.
00:12:03Let's see.
00:12:04Let's see.
00:12:05Let's see.
00:12:06Let's see.
00:12:07Let's see.
00:12:08Let's see.
00:12:09Let's see.
00:12:10Let's see.
00:12:11Let's see.
00:13:11I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:50Friends first?
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:45Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a mini-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date.
00:15:38I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:40he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:58I'm just-
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no, never.
00:16:02Please.
00:16:03We're-we're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's.
00:16:12On third.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:27Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46Mm-hmm.
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:03I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you?
00:17:26Listen.
00:17:27I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:53No, no, it...
00:17:54That's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:57Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:00So, it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:05Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:21Breath?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:26are you jealous no did you um did you sleep together no but not for a lack of her trying
00:18:45beth she's an animal oh god stop it besides i don't want to ruin our arrangement
00:18:54not for beth you don't yeah my days at one night stands are over i want to wait just in case she
00:19:01is the one you never know i want to get off on the right foot
00:19:06i'm never getting married i'm ready to settle down
00:19:16oh you do you to each his own agreed did you steal my fudge maybe come on it's my strawberry
00:19:35all right that was rude
00:19:44so
00:19:55leon lamont you do not have feelings for asher
00:20:18you will not have feelings for asher true love does not exist you will only get hurt
00:20:27he is your friend don't blow it friendship first leon lamont you do not have feelings for asher
00:20:37you will not have feelings for asher true love does not exist you will only get hurt
00:20:43he is your friend don't blow it print it first leon lamont
00:20:52hey
00:20:59shit i'm so sorry my bad my fault
00:21:28hang on
00:21:30hang on
00:21:32you got a tissue
00:21:35here let me
00:21:38hey what are you doing stop cock-plucking me
00:21:41oh i didn't realize
00:21:43hey asher
00:21:45eric
00:21:47okay
00:21:51well see you guys later
00:21:53see you guys later
00:21:56here
00:21:57thank you
00:22:00um i'm leanne by the way
00:22:03i'm eric
00:22:04i'm eric
00:22:15that was fun
00:22:16yeah was that fun or was eric fun
00:22:21both
00:22:22okay
00:22:23you gotta watch out for him he's a player
00:22:25so what
00:22:27i think i can't handle myself
00:22:30no that's not what i'm saying
00:22:31oh my god
00:22:34are you jealous
00:22:36no i'm not jealous
00:22:38why would i be jealous
00:22:39we're friends with benefits
00:22:40remember
00:22:41yeah
00:22:42you don't have to be a dick about it
00:22:44okay i'm not being a dick you're just making another bad choice
00:22:49i can handle myself
00:22:56yeah fine be that way
00:23:01you know maybe things are getting too complicated
00:23:05maybe we need to end this arrangement
00:23:10maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men
00:23:17maybe you should go fuck yourself
00:23:20maybe i will
00:23:24yes
00:23:28flowers for mrs leanne lambert
00:23:38that's me
00:23:40oh my god
00:23:41thank you
00:23:42i'm eric
00:23:46eric
00:23:53what are you doing here
00:23:56had a meeting with best dad
00:24:00mr merrick
00:24:01yes
00:24:03they're nice
00:24:07listen
00:24:11um
00:24:12i'm really sorry about last night
00:24:14i was out of line
00:24:16no
00:24:17no
00:24:18no i was out of line
00:24:20i'm so sorry about the slap
00:24:26the slap
00:24:27oh my god
00:24:28yeah i deserved it
00:24:33friends forever
00:24:36friends forever
00:24:39friends forever
00:24:43dinner later
00:24:45sounds awesome
00:24:46sounds awesome
00:24:52thanks
00:24:53thanks
00:24:54thanks
00:24:55thanks
00:24:58thanks
00:24:59Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just, I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:26Have you ever had a connection?
00:25:28That's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:39You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:49I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh, no.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I just want him to be happy.
00:25:57By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:33She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah, you never know.
00:26:41Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:45Okay, this is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53So you have a nice long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:08And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:44Great idea.
00:28:20Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:44Do you have a key?
00:28:45Hold on a second.
00:29:13Nice trick.
00:29:14Trick.
00:29:15Right?
00:29:16Yeah.
00:29:20Who is that?
00:29:22I have no idea.
00:29:24Hello?
00:29:25Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:28My front door.
00:29:30Nuts.
00:29:41How could you?
00:29:49Beth.
00:29:49Wait.
00:29:50Beth.
00:29:51Oh, fuck.
00:29:52What have I done?
00:29:55What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:57Beth?
00:29:57Beth, it's not what it looks like.
00:30:09Hey.
00:30:10What are you doing?
00:30:11I'm leaving.
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13I'm getting dressed.
00:30:13I'm going.
00:30:14I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:15I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:16You didn't do anything.
00:30:17It was me.
00:30:18I fucked up.
00:30:18You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:21It wasn't.
00:30:22It isn't.
00:30:23It doesn't matter.
00:30:23I fucked up.
00:30:24Whatever it is.
00:30:25It was.
00:30:26I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:27Okay?
00:30:27I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:46Friends first?
00:30:52Friends first.
00:30:53Friends first.
00:30:57Hey, Beth.
00:31:09Go away.
00:31:15I need to talk to you.
00:31:18I fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:22You on the other hand.
00:31:23I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game.
00:31:28Friends with benefits.
00:31:29But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay?
00:31:42She means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:53Please.
00:31:55Give me another chance.
00:31:57I suppose.
00:32:02I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:07Leanne, it's me again. Don't know why you're avoiding me. I'm so confused. Friends forever,
00:32:27remember? Eric, hi. I'm sorry if it's been a while and I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you
00:32:44again if you're up for it. Asher, Asher, it's me. I haven't heard from you in like
00:32:57four hours. What's going on? Are you with Leanne? Call me.
00:33:14Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:20If you ever want to be friends again, you'll know where to find me.
00:33:27It's Eric. Leave a message. Hey, Eric. I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night
00:33:54and I wanted to see what you were doing later. Asher, Asher, where are you? Why won't you call
00:34:00me back? I know you're with her. You lied to me. Okay, miss you. Call me. Bye.
00:34:08Beth, I got your 35 messages. Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time
00:34:22with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit. I'll call you when I can.
00:34:27Hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:43To love. Wait. Love sucks.
00:35:09Okay. I think we've had enough. How about we head back to the mod days?
00:35:21Hmm. Fabulous.
00:35:25Cool. Easy.
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:43What a good you said to me.
00:35:55What a good you said to me.
00:36:25I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:46Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:49And we looked like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:58Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:02I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:06Let's go.
00:38:36What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:49How could you miss that?
00:38:52Sorry.
00:38:52I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:56You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:01She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09It's all embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:14Come here.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:22Come on.
00:39:22Come on.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't. She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18Shit.
00:41:40I don't know.
00:43:10Oh, how about a hotel this time?
00:43:15We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:21Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:26XO, XO.
00:43:29When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:38I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:40Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:42I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:45You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:52I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Eric, why would I cheat on you?
00:43:59You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:02Lear, yeah.
00:44:06I am not a cheater.
00:44:08I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:12I do.
00:44:19I do.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:23You're my lover.
00:44:53I will, I will, I will!
00:45:10Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:13Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry her.
00:45:21You don't love her.
00:45:22You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:52I'm thinking so...
00:46:00See your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along, because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:08Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:27Hello?
00:46:27Hello?
00:46:31Did you get my messages?
00:46:33You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:35I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:39Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:40Sure.
00:46:41Thanks.
00:46:57Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:13You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:15Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:28Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:34Wait, what?
00:47:37Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's the source?
00:47:47Oh my god.
00:47:49Why would she do this?
00:47:51Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:54No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:02But she'd never speak to me again.
00:48:03So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:04Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:08It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:13You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:18So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:20Asher?
00:48:21You bitch.
00:48:23What?
00:48:24You jealous bitch.
00:48:26What are you doing? What are you-
00:48:27I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:31Honey?
00:48:32What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:48Old job well done.
00:48:50Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:51Stay away from me.
00:48:53Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:56Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:02Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:04Stay away from me.
00:49:06Don't contact me. Don't speak to me.
00:49:08Don't look at me!
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:26You're dead.
00:49:32You're dead.
00:49:34You're dead.
00:49:39Quite a lie to me.
00:52:12Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:23I didn't write this.
00:52:24Heliotrope purple.
00:52:33It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope purple.
00:52:39It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my god.
00:52:49Ludington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:57Come on.
00:53:05Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:08Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:22Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:53:35Beth?
00:53:35Gep?
00:53:36Beth?
00:53:42Well...
00:53:43I...
00:53:44lot of...
00:53:45Next door, there's a city.
00:53:47I'm a couple of...
00:53:48I don't know.
00:54:18Oh, my God.
00:54:39She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:45Beth.
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:17Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:20I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise.
00:55:27Beth.
00:55:28Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:37Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job.
00:55:42I'll just, please, Beth, don't hurt me.
00:55:49Okay?
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've got to go.
00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:05But you've got to go.
00:56:06Come on.
00:56:07Come on.
00:56:08No.
00:56:09I can't.
00:56:28Oh, my God.
00:56:34Oh, my God.
00:57:04Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:33Oh, but I will. See, I'm getting married today, and then we'll go on our honeymoon, and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:47Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:59Toodles!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:06Toodles!
00:58:12Toodles!
00:58:14Toodles!
01:00:48Not me.
01:00:49On which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What?
01:00:53That's completely absurd.
01:00:57Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy.
01:01:00Security!
01:01:00She confessed to it all last night.
01:01:04Right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:09Asher, you love me.
01:01:10We're getting married today.
01:01:12Go, go, go!
01:01:14Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:17You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:25You're ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby.
01:01:31For us.
01:01:32Get off me!
01:01:33I won't kill you!
01:01:40Get off me!
01:01:44Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:45No!
01:01:46No!
01:01:47No, no, no, no!
01:01:48I, Beth, won't you take me?
01:01:49Ask for it, don't let me or not let me be a new one in five!
01:01:52Hey.
01:01:53You okay?
01:01:54Yeah, I think so.
01:01:55Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57Good.
01:01:58Good.
01:01:59Good.
01:02:00Good.
01:02:01Good.
01:02:02Good.
01:02:03Good.
01:02:04Good.
01:02:05Good.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07Good.
01:02:08Good.
01:02:09Good.
01:02:10Good.
01:02:11Good.
01:02:12Good.
01:02:13Good.
01:02:14Good.
01:02:15Good.
01:02:16I think so.
01:02:17Good.
01:02:18Okay.
01:02:19Good.
01:02:20Good.
01:02:21Good.
01:02:22Someone grab a chair.
01:02:24Babe.
01:02:25Hey.
01:02:26Wake up, babe.
01:02:27Baby, wake up.
01:02:28Baby.
01:02:29Hey.
01:02:30Wake up.
01:02:31Wake up.
01:02:32Wake up, baby.
01:02:33Let me in.
01:02:34Oh.
01:02:35Sure.
01:02:36Yes, it's me.
01:02:37And it's all over.
01:02:40I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:41I'm more sorry.
01:02:42You saved me.
01:02:43You're my hero.
01:02:44I'm sure I love you.
01:02:45I love you, Lee.
01:02:46Let me help you.
01:02:47Come on.
01:02:48Can I help you?
01:02:49Come on.
01:02:50Come on.
01:02:51Come on.
01:02:52Come on.
01:02:53But I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:54I'm more sorry.
01:02:55You saved me.
01:02:56You're my hero.
01:02:57Sure, I love you.
01:02:59I love you, Lee.
01:03:00I love you, Lee.
01:03:07Let me help you.
01:03:15But before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:21Will you marry me?
01:03:33Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:42They say that sex ruins everything, but sometimes it makes everything better.
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