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Step right up for a wild ride under the big top! In this hilarious 1939 classic, the Marx Brothers unleash their trademark chaos and wit in the middle of a struggling circus. With unforgettable gags, music, and mayhem, At the Circus delivers vintage comedy that still dazzles.
Public domain film restored for entertainment and educational purposes.
Public domain film restored for entertainment and educational purposes.
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00:01:30Well, that's all, Gibraltar. You keep on eating between meals and you'll ruin your figure.
00:01:41And, uh, if you keep on fooling around that gorilla, he'll ruin your figure.
00:01:46He's a snob. Come on. Really, Jeff, even though Gibraltar likes you, I wish you wouldn't take so many chances with him.
00:01:55Ah, Julie, if I thought that'd make you worry about me, I'd move right into the cage.
00:01:59It might seem a little cramped after that house of yours in Newport.
00:02:03Newport? Where have I heard that before? Oh, I remember. That's something in my dim, dark past.
00:02:08Are you sure it's past? Positive.
00:02:11You like running a circus, don't you? I like everything about it. But everything.
00:02:15Mm-hmm. That's what you say now. But the smell of sawdust can get awfully monotonous after a while.
00:02:21Young lady, that's no way to talk to your boss.
00:02:23And now the Wilson Wonder Circus presents a sensationally new modern feature.
00:02:27That outstanding star, that exciting personality, Miss Julie Randall.
00:02:32There's my cue. Point killer.
00:02:42Step up and take a bow.
00:02:46Don't be modest. Don't be shy.
00:02:50Show that far-of-red look in your eye.
00:02:55Step up with grace and pride.
00:02:58Take that bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow in your stride.
00:03:07Each heart begins to beat and run.
00:03:11Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, three-quarter time.
00:03:16Madam, spoon and lady, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
00:03:19Wonderful, isn't she?
00:03:21Yeah, she's all right.
00:03:23But who ever heard of anyone singing with a horse act?
00:03:26Well, the audience likes it.
00:03:28At this time, presenting that muscular marvel, the strongest man in the world, Goliath the Mighty.
00:03:58And now the mighty Goliath will catch three 100-pound balls shot from cannon.
00:04:28Goliath the Mighty.
00:04:58I'll fix you!
00:05:06Mr. Carter. Where's Mr. Carter? Mr. Carter.
00:05:09Hello, Joe. What's new? Don't tell me now. I gotta know time.
00:05:12I gotta find a Mr. Carter. Hello, Nick. How's the wife?
00:05:14Tell me later. I'm in a hurry. I gotta find a Mr. Carter.
00:05:16Hello, Sam, and that's all.
00:05:20You see, Jeff, I'm in kind of a jam.
00:05:23Hey, Mr. Carter.
00:05:24Just a minute, Tony. Something's come up.
00:05:26I've got to have the $10,000 I loaned you.
00:05:28But it isn't due until Saturday night.
00:05:30That's right, Jeff. But unless you have it for me,
00:05:32I'm afraid I'll have to take the circus over to raise the money.
00:05:35I'm in an awful spot.
00:05:36Well, that won't be necessary, John. I'll have your money for you tonight.
00:05:39You'll what? Hey, Mr. Carter.
00:05:41Shut up. I'm talking. Did you say tonight?
00:05:44Yes. With today's receipts, I'll have enough to pay you off.
00:05:47I'll give you your money on the circus train tonight.
00:05:50Oh. That's fine.
00:05:53Now, if you please, Mr. Carter.
00:05:54What is it?
00:05:55Can I have a month off next August?
00:05:57What for?
00:05:57Well, you see, I just got a word from my lawyer.
00:05:59He got me a divorce.
00:06:01And one month every year, I went to the custody of my wife's parents.
00:06:04Take it up with Mr. Wilson.
00:06:10What's the matter, boss?
00:06:11That Carter, he make a trouble for you?
00:06:12Well, he's doing the best he can.
00:06:14But don't you worry about it, Tony.
00:06:16You know what I say?
00:06:17Whenever you've got a business trouble,
00:06:18the best thing to do is to get a lawyer.
00:06:19Then you've got a more trouble, but at least you have a lawyer.
00:06:23Thanks, Tony.
00:06:23You can count on me, boss.
00:06:25I ain't got nothing, but you can always have half.
00:06:29Oh, Jeff.
00:06:31He's in plenty trouble.
00:06:36Trouble.
00:06:37Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble.
00:06:39Trouble.
00:06:39This will bring him pretty quick.
00:06:45This a straight wire?
00:06:46Yeah, I think I bent it a little.
00:06:56Let's see now.
00:06:57Hey, what's the idea of reading on my telegram?
00:07:00Well, I've got to count the words, don't I?
00:07:02All right.
00:07:04Ten words, 55 cents.
00:07:0555 cents.
00:07:06Yeah, you got something a little cheaper?
00:07:07Well, we've got regular form telegrams for congratulations.
00:07:11That's 25 cents.
00:07:12Well, that's a fine.
00:07:12Let's send them congratulations.
00:07:13You just got a big case.
00:07:15Sorry, congratulatory messages apply only to special occasions.
00:07:18Huh?
00:07:19For example, suppose somebody gets married.
00:07:22That's a quarter.
00:07:23It ain't worth it.
00:07:24No, I mean, suppose your sister had a baby.
00:07:27You'd send her a telegram.
00:07:28What for?
00:07:29She'd know it.
00:07:31Come on, now please have taken my telegram.
00:07:32Here's the two bits.
00:07:37That's right, Antonio.
00:07:59Don't let anybody on except the troop.
00:08:01I've got a lot of money on the train tonight, so we've got to be careful.
00:08:03I watch it like a hawk horse.
00:08:05Remember, nobody gets on the train unless he's got a badge.
00:08:07You bet that nobody gets onto the train unless they got a badge.
00:08:10Hey, Miss Julie, she's in there.
00:08:13Tony, you're a very valuable man.
00:08:21Hello, Julie.
00:08:22Coffee and donuts, a la carte.
00:08:24Jeff, I'm terribly sorry to read that...
00:08:26What kind of donuts do you want?
00:08:27The best.
00:08:28Well, you seem pretty chipper for a boy that's just kissed a fortune goodbye.
00:08:33Julie, it's been a tough struggle, but the circus is finally showing a profit.
00:08:36And tonight, I'm paying Carter the money I owe him.
00:08:39Jeff, why, that's wonderful.
00:08:41Now the show will be all yours again, free and clear.
00:08:43You turned me down before because you said I had enough obligations without a wife.
00:08:47Now the only thing standing in the way of our getting married is you.
00:08:49I don't know why I ought to keep on stalling me.
00:08:51Must be crazy.
00:08:52I ought to see a doctor.
00:08:53Hey, give me a doctor.
00:08:55What's the matter?
00:08:55You ain't tasted it yet.
00:08:58Jeff Wilson, any young man as stubborn as you are should be taught a lesson.
00:09:04And I guess it's up to me to do the teaching.
00:09:07When are we getting married?
00:09:09When?
00:09:10Was I hearing things, Julie?
00:09:11Did you really mean what you said?
00:09:13Every word of it, darling.
00:09:14Oh, we'll be married tonight.
00:09:15Oh, no, we can't tonight.
00:09:17There isn't time.
00:09:18Well, we'll be married tomorrow.
00:09:19Do you hear it, Julie?
00:09:20Tomorrow.
00:09:20Tomorrow.
00:09:21Tomorrow.
00:09:21Two blind loves, two blind loves.
00:09:29Do we know what we're doing?
00:09:33Two blind loves.
00:09:36Don't know what month it is or the time of day.
00:09:41Don't know if we're in Brooklyn or in Mandalay.
00:09:46I only know the sun started to shine.
00:09:53The day that I looked into your eyes and you looked into mine.
00:10:01Two blind loves, babes in the wood.
00:10:07We've got it all so bad, but isn't it good?
00:10:11We're on a bumpy road, it's true, but heaven is in view for two blind loves.
00:10:25Two blind loves, two blind loves.
00:10:41Do we know what we're doing?
00:10:44Two blind loves.
00:10:47Don't know from appetite.
00:10:50Don't know fish from steak.
00:10:53Don't know if it's a donut or a wedding cake.
00:10:59I only know the sun started to shine.
00:11:05The day that I looked into your eyes and you looked into mine.
00:11:13Two blind loves, babes in the wood.
00:11:19We've got it all so bad, but isn't it good?
00:11:27We're on a bumpy road, it's true, but heaven is in view for two blind loves.
00:11:40Hey, where's your bag?
00:11:50Hey, it's right.
00:11:50Okay, Professor, where's your...
00:11:52Oh, Miss Julie, it's you, huh?
00:11:54All right, you get on the train?
00:11:55I got a bag.
00:11:56Oh, sure, Jeff.
00:11:57Okay.
00:12:01Hey, mister.
00:12:031875.
00:12:041875, that's what I thought.
00:12:06The 1940 models run quite smoother.
00:12:07I know you'll think I'm on a scavenger hunt, but I'm looking for Antonio Ferrelli.
00:12:13Mr. Lupo, I'm sure glad to see you.
00:12:16Well, Tony, you old war horn.
00:12:18I haven't seen you since I stopped taking Scott's emulsion.
00:12:21You know, I was afraid you wasn't going to get here in time.
00:12:24There, you see, another minute and you missed the train.
00:12:26But now that you're here, everything's going to be all right.
00:12:29Hey, this is a big case.
00:12:30You're going to make lots of money.
00:12:32This is your lucky day, boss.
00:12:34I'll say it is.
00:12:34I don't know what the trouble is, but I'll straighten it out in no time.
00:12:37Well, see you inside.
00:12:40Would you mind holding that train still while I try to mount it?
00:12:43I'm sorry, boss.
00:12:43So nobody gets on the train unless they got it, the badge.
00:12:46Badge?
00:12:47The badge, yeah.
00:12:47Oh, badge.
00:12:48Oh, you mean my Lone Ranger badge.
00:12:50Sorry, they took it back.
00:12:51I stopped eating the cereal.
00:12:57Now let me see your badge.
00:12:58Well, I just have it.
00:13:00You no got in the badge.
00:13:01Shh, quiet.
00:13:01The engineer may be eavesdropping.
00:13:04Well, the psychist is certainly lucky to have you for a watchdog, you old badger, you.
00:13:09Hey, where you going?
00:13:11I'm going to the laundry and get ironed out.
00:13:13I'm rough dry now.
00:13:15Hey, hey, come here.
00:13:17I got an idea.
00:13:19You know my boss, Jeff Wilson?
00:13:20He owns the psychist.
00:13:21He might give you a badge.
00:13:22Say, that's fast thinking.
00:13:23I'll see Mr. Wilson.
00:13:24He'll give me a badge and I'll get on the train.
00:13:26Fine.
00:13:26Now, where is Mr. Wilson?
00:13:28He's on the train.
00:13:29On the train?
00:13:31You know, it was awfully nice of you floating this case my way.
00:13:33Ha, it's a nothing.
00:13:34You know, if you hadn't sent for me, I'd probably be home now in a nice warm bedroom, in a comfortable
00:13:39bed with a hot toddy.
00:13:41Huh?
00:13:41That's a drink.
00:13:42That's too bad.
00:13:43You know, it was up to me.
00:13:44I'd let you on the train like that.
00:13:46Oh.
00:13:46Yeah, but it's not up to me.
00:13:49No, but it's up to my ankles.
00:13:50Hey, tadpole, you better get out of the water.
00:13:52You're going to get wet.
00:13:53Oh, nonsense.
00:13:54If I was any drier, I'd drown.
00:13:56You better get out of the dampness, my friend.
00:13:58Friend?
00:13:59Sure you're my friend.
00:14:00My very best friend.
00:14:02Best friend.
00:14:15Hey, pudgy.
00:14:17Where's your badge?
00:14:18Okay.
00:14:20Hey, Celia.
00:14:21Where's your badge?
00:14:22Okay.
00:14:23Hey, Celia.
00:14:23Where's your badge?
00:14:24Okay.
00:14:26I know what do you think.
00:14:32Even the seal has got it a badge.
00:14:34And just to think, because orders is orders, I can't let them.
00:14:37My best friend on the train.
00:14:39All right.
00:14:40I take a chance.
00:14:41I don't care if I lose my job.
00:14:43I'm going to give you a badge.
00:14:45I'm going to give you my badge.
00:14:47But I promise you no tell.
00:14:49You swear.
00:14:50They'll never get anything out of me unless they use a pump.
00:14:53Last chance.
00:14:54All aboard.
00:14:55Aren't you going to wait for Noah?
00:14:57Right this way.
00:14:58Just a minute, brother.
00:15:00Have you got a badge?
00:15:01Of course.
00:15:01Naturally.
00:15:02Don't you know no one gets on the train unless he has a badge?
00:15:05Hey, what are you, a wise guy?
00:15:07That's the last year's badge.
00:15:09Get away.
00:15:09Quiet is requested for the benefit of those who have retired.
00:15:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:17:30Excuse me a minute, will you, Julie?
00:17:49I've got some business to tend to.
00:17:51I'll be back in a minute.
00:17:55You thought you had him up against a wall, didn't you?
00:17:58If he pays you off tonight, you're through.
00:18:00Yeah?
00:18:01Well, he hasn't paid me off yet.
00:18:03Professor.
00:18:05Professor.
00:18:05Let's go.
00:18:07Let's go.
00:18:25Hey, this Leupold, he's a smart lawyer.
00:18:28Maybe he figured a way out how to fire the strong man.
00:18:31Then you'll be the stronger man.
00:18:37That's a fine.
00:18:38That's a fine upon you.
00:18:41Hey, lawyer, you dressed yet?
00:18:42Well, after a fashion.
00:18:43And a pretty old fashion.
00:18:44And I wish I had an old fashion.
00:18:46Hey, told you I'd give you some nice clothes, huh?
00:18:48It takes a magician to get into this coat.
00:18:50Yeah, that's who I took it from, a magician.
00:18:52Well, let's not split hairs.
00:18:53I'm sick of the whole thing, and I'm going home.
00:18:55Hey, this is a big case.
00:18:56This is a big circus.
00:18:58You're going to get a big fee.
00:18:59Fee?
00:19:00Sure.
00:19:00Tony, you're not only thoroughly detestable, but you're cute.
00:19:03Ha-ha.
00:19:04Then are we friends again?
00:19:05Well, after an old fashion.
00:19:06I'd like you to meet the boss.
00:19:07Well, well, Mr. Wilson, mighty glad to make your acquaintance.
00:19:10Always wanted to meet you, sir.
00:19:12Ha-ha.
00:19:12Think you're the greatest circus owner, this is P.T. Barnum.
00:19:15Isn't it a P.T. we never met before?
00:19:18Hello, Paul.
00:19:18Answer not the boss.
00:19:20He isn't?
00:19:20No.
00:19:21Well, he should be.
00:19:22He's the executive type.
00:19:23Ha-ha.
00:19:24Well, thank you to keep a civil tongue in your head, and not in mine.
00:19:27Well, where is the boss?
00:19:29Hey, Parchi, what are you doing?
00:19:30Hey, what are you doing there?
00:19:31Say, either my coat is inhabited or I'm inhibited.
00:19:34There he goes.
00:19:36Don't worry, he'll come back.
00:19:37He's a homing pigeon.
00:19:38Fine, I'll keep a light burning in my pocket.
00:19:40Well, where's the boss?
00:19:41Come on, and we'll find him.
00:19:47Folks, I want you to meet my pal, my best friend.
00:19:51What's your name again?
00:19:52Leupold.
00:19:53Glad to know you.
00:19:54It's your pleasure.
00:19:55Ah, this meeting brings back memories.
00:19:57Childhood days, lemonade, romance.
00:19:59My life was wrapped around the circus.
00:20:01Her name was Lydia.
00:20:03I met her at the World's Fair in 1900.
00:20:05Marked down from 1940.
00:20:06Ah, Lydia.
00:20:08She was the most glorious creature under the sun.
00:20:18Thais, Dubarry, gobble.
00:20:23Rolled into one.
00:20:27Ah, Lydia, oh, Lydia.
00:20:31Say, have you met Lydia?
00:20:33Lydia, the tattooed lady.
00:20:36She has eyes that folks adore so.
00:20:39And a torso even more so.
00:20:42Lydia, oh, Lydia.
00:20:43That encyclopedia.
00:20:45Oh, Lydia, the queen of tattoo.
00:20:48On her back is the Battle of Waterloo.
00:20:51Beside it, the wreck of the Hesperus, too.
00:20:54And proudly above waves, the red, white, and blue.
00:20:57You can learn a lot from Lydia.
00:20:59La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:21:06When a robe is unfurled, she will show you the world.
00:21:09If you step up and tell her where.
00:21:12For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris or Washington crossing the Delaware.
00:21:17La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
00:21:47And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz
00:21:51You can learn a lot from Lydia
00:21:53Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso
00:22:03Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
00:22:05Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon
00:22:09Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on
00:22:12Here is Droga whaling unveiling the Trilon
00:22:21Over on the west coast we have Treasure Island
00:22:24Here's Nijinsky doing the rumba
00:22:27Here's her social security number
00:22:36Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, that anti-cyclopedia
00:22:40Oh Lydia, the champ of the war
00:22:42She once swept an admiral clear off his feet
00:22:46The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat
00:22:49And now the old boy's in command of the fleet
00:22:52For he went and married Lydia
00:22:55I said Lydia
00:22:56He said Lydia
00:22:58I said Lydia
00:22:59We said Lydia
00:23:01La, la
00:23:01You make a pretty good banker Gibraltar
00:23:17Oh
00:23:34Oh
00:23:38Oh
00:23:44Jeff's in the next car with the gorilla.
00:23:51They should be very happy together.
00:23:53Hey, Jeff, are you here?
00:23:55Hey, boss, what's the matter?
00:23:57What happened here?
00:23:57Here, he's left him up here.
00:23:59Here, take the other side.
00:23:59I'll take this side.
00:24:00Come on, I'll let him.
00:24:01Come on, put him down here in the trunk, eh?
00:24:04That's it.
00:24:04Hey, somebody hit him.
00:24:06I'm all right.
00:24:07Who's this?
00:24:08I've got an alibi.
00:24:09I wasn't here.
00:24:10It's a lucky thing you were hit tonight.
00:24:11He's a lawyer.
00:24:12Feeling better, Mr. Wilson?
00:24:14It's gone.
00:24:15What?
00:24:15It's been stolen, my $10,000.
00:24:17$10,000?
00:24:18That man's hurt bad.
00:24:19Stand back and give him air.
00:24:21You lose the $10,000?
00:24:23He didn't lose it, it was stolen.
00:24:24I've got to get that money back in quick.
00:24:26Hey, never mind the $10,000.
00:24:28You go to bed.
00:24:29He's right for once.
00:24:29Come on, let me help you, huh?
00:24:30Here, come on.
00:24:31I'll take you through here.
00:24:32Go ahead, Jeff.
00:24:34We step here.
00:24:35We find the money.
00:24:37Hey, Punchy, we've got to find the Jeff's money.
00:24:39Look, we do like the detectives.
00:24:41We re-destruct the crime.
00:24:43All right.
00:24:43Now, pay attention.
00:24:45I'm a Jeff.
00:24:46You're the crook.
00:24:48Oh, it's just acting.
00:24:49You know what I mean, acting.
00:24:52Hey, what are you calling?
00:24:53What are you calling?
00:24:54Hey, Punchy, look out!
00:24:56Punchy, that's a little act.
00:24:57Hey, you're crazy.
00:25:00We act out of the case like they do in the police station.
00:25:03Now, you've been in the police station.
00:25:06Wondered.
00:25:0750 cents the reward for jaywalking.
00:25:0950 cents.
00:25:10You see, crime doesn't pay.
00:25:12All right.
00:25:13Now, look, Punchy.
00:25:13I come in.
00:25:15You follow me.
00:25:17I don't know you're there.
00:25:19Now, I take out all my money.
00:25:21I count it.
00:25:22What happens?
00:25:24Punchy, that's a matter for you.
00:25:26All right.
00:25:26Now, we change it.
00:25:27This time, you're Jeff.
00:25:29I'm the crook.
00:25:31That's all right.
00:25:32This time, I'm the crook.
00:25:34Punchy, I better break this case before you break my head.
00:25:37All right.
00:25:38I solve this case for myself.
00:25:40Now, you stand there.
00:25:40You're watching me.
00:25:42I'm a Jeff.
00:25:43I take out all my money.
00:25:45I count it.
00:25:46Now, what happened?
00:25:48Oh.
00:25:50Now, you've got nothing to worry about, Mr. Wilson.
00:25:53With the thief on the train and the legal eagle on the case,
00:25:55the money is practically in your pocket.
00:25:58Just keep an eye on your pocket.
00:26:03Oh, no, you don't.
00:26:05Oh, but I've got to.
00:26:06Oh, no, there's no use talking, Jeff.
00:26:08Money or no money, you're not going to get up.
00:26:10But you don't understand.
00:26:11If that thief gets away with that $10,000, I lose everything.
00:26:14Sorry, but there's nothing you can do about it now.
00:26:17You've got to get some sleep.
00:26:18Then, in the morning, you'll feel a lot better.
00:26:19Yes, and a lot poorer.
00:26:21Does it matter?
00:26:23Did you get anything?
00:26:24Yes.
00:26:25A bump on the head.
00:26:26How can you tell?
00:26:27Hey, you know what I think?
00:26:29The guy who hit Jeff on the head and knocked him out didn't like him.
00:26:32Don't let's jump at concussions.
00:26:33Does anybody around here look suspicious aside from you?
00:26:36Mr. Carter, the manager.
00:26:37He's a bit of making trouble.
00:26:39Carter, eh?
00:26:40Yeah, but he no steal of the money.
00:26:41He's a too smart for that.
00:26:43You know who I think is stealing the money?
00:26:44His friend, Goliath.
00:26:45He's a dumb.
00:26:46Well, the legal eagle is on his track.
00:26:48And if he's guilty, he'll have to prove it.
00:26:50At what?
00:26:50Hey, you said you was on Goliath's track.
00:26:59Well, this is a detour.
00:27:00I'll grill her until she's well done.
00:27:02She must know something, even if it isn't about the case.
00:27:06She's innocent.
00:27:07Now, then, where's Goliath?
00:27:09In the next car.
00:27:10Where is it?
00:27:12Here it is.
00:27:13But I think I ought to tell you...
00:27:14You'll tell me nothing.
00:27:15It's my job to get the facts.
00:27:16This fellow will face the shrewd relenter's grilling of the juggernaut of justice.
00:27:20The chasen over the courthouse.
00:27:22The black stone of the barroom.
00:27:23Now, watch the eagle swoop down.
00:27:27Who is there?
00:27:28You'll find out, my fine-feathered felon.
00:27:30Oh, do it.
00:27:31Goliath?
00:27:31I'll get to the bottom of this.
00:27:33Well?
00:27:34Wrong room.
00:27:35I'm Goliath.
00:27:36Who are you?
00:27:36Me?
00:27:37Oh, just a little nobody who wears glasses.
00:27:39I can hardly see a lick.
00:27:41Who is this guy?
00:27:42That's a Mr. Leupold.
00:27:43He's a lawyer.
00:27:43A lawyer?
00:27:44Isn't that silly?
00:27:45I've been disbarred for years.
00:27:46I can show you my canceled diploma.
00:27:50Smart guy, hmm?
00:27:52How would you like I should break you in two?
00:27:54Could I file separate income taxes?
00:27:57Just what do you want?
00:27:59Well, frankly, Mr. Goliath, when I see a wrong done, I can't rest until it's righted.
00:28:02That's all.
00:28:03And so, well, I brought Tony here to apologize, that's what.
00:28:07Tony, I want you to tell this, this lovable chap that you're sorry.
00:28:11All right, Mr. Goliath, I'm sorry you knocked out Jeff Wilson and stole his money.
00:28:28This coat is haunted.
00:28:31Hey, maybe I'm Captain Flagg.
00:28:32He's as innocent as a newborn babe, and much bigger.
00:28:39Well, that's sentence.
00:28:40Now we've got to look for a new suspect.
00:28:42Yes, and a new lawyer.
00:28:43Hey, you're not going to quit?
00:28:44As of now.
00:28:45Yeah, but this guy, Goliath, don't be afraid of him.
00:28:47He's a muscle-bound.
00:28:48Yes, and I'm homeward-bound.
00:28:49How are we going to get it back Jeff's $10,000?
00:28:51It's very easy.
00:28:52All for reward of $15,000.
00:28:54Easy, easy, sure.
00:28:55Thank you, Watson.
00:29:05Hello.
00:29:06Hello.
00:29:07Did I frighten you, Mr. Leopold?
00:29:08No, nothing ever frightens me.
00:29:13I used to take rumble lessons by mail.
00:29:15Every time I hear the whistle, I think it's the postman with another lesson.
00:29:18Jeff is finally falling asleep, so I came looking for you.
00:29:21Has anything developed?
00:29:22No, everything's under control, except my pulse.
00:29:24You'll never know how grateful Jeff is for what you're doing.
00:29:26Oh, there's nothing at all.
00:29:28You know, if you can straighten this out, it'll mean a great deal to, well, to both of us.
00:29:33Both of you?
00:29:35Oh, I get it.
00:29:36You and Jeff.
00:29:37Jeff and you.
00:29:39Ah, young love, a maiden distress.
00:29:42Fear not, m'lady.
00:29:43A loophole never deserts a sinking ship, even if it's a train.
00:29:47I'll have this case straightened out before sunrise, before the rooster crows,
00:29:51before this flower fades.
00:29:53Here, m'lady.
00:29:56If we only had a clue.
00:29:59I don't need a lawyer.
00:30:00All we need is a clue.
00:30:02What's the matter?
00:30:03Now I know smoke of this grain.
00:30:05I gotta find a clue.
00:30:07What do you got?
00:30:09I know.
00:30:10You smoke a cigar, you knock yourself out.
00:30:12But that's no good.
00:30:13I gotta find a clue.
00:30:15Where I find a clue.
00:30:16Gibraltar?
00:30:22Hey, you crazy.
00:30:23Gibraltar no smoke of cigars.
00:30:25I gotta find a clue now.
00:30:27Where I put...
00:30:27There's a head I'd like to have over my fireplace.
00:30:34I got it.
00:30:36A fractured skull, I trust.
00:30:38No, a clue.
00:30:39A clue?
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:40How'd she find a cigar right where Jeff was knocked out?
00:30:43Great.
00:30:43Now then, who on this train smokes cigars?
00:30:46Or heavy underwear?
00:30:47I know.
00:30:48The stronger man, the Goliath.
00:30:50Oh, nonsense.
00:30:50It wouldn't be him.
00:30:51His public wouldn't like it.
00:30:52Well, we gotta think of somebody else.
00:30:54Wait, I got him this time.
00:30:56The midget.
00:30:57A midget?
00:30:57Yeah.
00:30:58A small midget?
00:30:58A small midget.
00:31:02That's our man.
00:31:03Are you sure?
00:31:04Can you prove that he's the one that's smoking the cigar?
00:31:06We'll compare smells, and if they're alike, this is the rope that'll hang him.
00:31:09Adieu.
00:31:10Adieu.
00:31:13Now, Bunche, you stay outside.
00:31:15Let RuPaul do the talking, or you keep quiet.
00:31:17I'll see that you remember that.
00:31:18Shh.
00:31:19Now, all we got for a clue is this cigar, bud.
00:31:21So I'll trap him into offering us one of his cigars.
00:31:24Now, if his cigar matches this one, he's unquestionably guilty.
00:31:27That's all right.
00:31:27Now, we mustn't let him over after.
00:31:29All right, I won't say anything.
00:31:30I know that, but don't talk either.
00:31:31Shut up.
00:31:32Shut up.
00:31:36What do you want?
00:31:38Oh, sure.
00:31:39We come in if you insist.
00:31:41Is this a friend of yours?
00:31:42I should say not.
00:31:43He's a lawyer.
00:31:45Oh, yeah?
00:31:45Yeah, what?
00:31:47Why, do you want to make anything out of it?
00:31:48Try to bully me.
00:31:49I'll lick you the best day you ever had.
00:31:51What brings you here?
00:31:52Oh, nothing important.
00:31:53We just want to trap you into a confession.
00:31:56Confession?
00:31:57I swear, Geinstein, that's what I call using strategy.
00:32:00I know my stuff, huh?
00:32:01It's kind of late to be visiting, isn't it?
00:32:03Well, we just happened to be passing your house, and we saw a firefly burning in your
00:32:07window.
00:32:08Did you lose this?
00:32:11Why, no.
00:32:11I didn't lose it.
00:32:13Where'd you find it?
00:32:13Never mind that.
00:32:15Are these your teeth prints?
00:32:16No.
00:32:16Well, Tony, I guess we're licked.
00:32:18I guess so, boss.
00:32:19The man is undoubtedly innocent.
00:32:21Well, no hard feelings.
00:32:23Oh, none at all.
00:32:24Let's check on it.
00:32:27By the way, I'm all out of smokes.
00:32:29Do you happen to have a spare cigar on you?
00:32:31Here.
00:32:31I got one.
00:32:34I got one for you, too.
00:32:35And for myself.
00:32:37Thanks, sir.
00:32:37Let me get your light.
00:32:41Why don't you trade your head in on a bowling ball?
00:32:43Don't you realize that I'm trying to get incriminating evidence?
00:32:45Now, let's smoke these up quickly, and then I'll ask him for one of his cigars.
00:32:48All right, boys.
00:32:54No, thanks.
00:32:55Bad luck.
00:32:55Three on a midget.
00:32:57Ah, that's a superstish.
00:32:59Has anybody got a match?
00:33:01I asked for a match, not a forest fire.
00:33:09Hey, what's going on here, anyway?
00:33:14Oh, by the way, do you happen to have a spare cigar on you?
00:33:17Hey, I think I got one.
00:33:20Yeah.
00:33:21You're a big help, you are.
00:33:23I'll clean up this case if you'll keep quiet.
00:33:27Last time I saw that match, there was apples growing on him.
00:33:30Oh, you got the apples, too, eh?
00:33:31Hey, you know, hitting chap on the head and stealing his money, that ain't playing ball.
00:33:39I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:42I know how to get rid of you.
00:33:44Smoke one of your own cigars.
00:33:45Hey, I don't think I got anymore.
00:33:47Good.
00:33:48What a break.
00:33:48Now I'll make him confess.
00:33:49Oh, by the way, do you happen to have a spare cigar on you?
00:33:56Hey, wait a minute.
00:33:58I find one.
00:34:00It's the last one I got, but you can have it.
00:34:03Oh, I couldn't think of it.
00:34:04I couldn't think of taking your last cigar.
00:34:05Oh, go ahead.
00:34:06No, I...
00:34:06That's all right.
00:34:07Well, I've carried money at torch, but never on such a large scale.
00:34:12Do you realize if Jeff had been hit a little harder, the charge would have been murder?
00:34:16Pronounce murder?
00:34:19Yes, a murder.
00:34:21How would you like to go to Sing Sing and get her the high chair?
00:34:24You better not lay a hand on me.
00:34:25You ain't the law.
00:34:26You're right.
00:34:27We haven't got anything on you.
00:34:29Okay, anyone can make a mistake.
00:34:31No hard feelings.
00:34:32No, no, not at all.
00:34:33Let's shake on it.
00:34:34Oh, uh, let's smoke on it, eh?
00:34:37Oh, heck, I, uh, I seem to be all out of cigars.
00:34:41You don't happen to have a spare cheroot on you, do you?
00:34:44Hey, I find one more.
00:34:47Are you lucky?
00:34:48I thought this cigar was in my other suit.
00:34:50I wish you were in your other suit and your other suit was being pressed.
00:34:53No, mangled.
00:34:54Right, just to remember, this is my other suit.
00:34:57Hey, you know these cigars are important.
00:35:00They're hard to get.
00:35:01I haven't had any trouble getting them.
00:35:02Not with that plantation under your vest.
00:35:05Hey, boss.
00:35:06You're not getting any evidence.
00:35:08No, but I'm getting tobacco hot.
00:35:10You better tell the truth, half the truth, and nothing but the truth.
00:35:14The truth!
00:35:17I told you to eat cornflakes for breakfast, not the goldenrod.
00:35:21Who are you guys trying to wreck my house?
00:35:23Wait till the finance company sees this furniture.
00:35:25Are you going to get her?
00:35:26You fellas got no right to come here and raise the second rumbus.
00:35:29I don't wear no rumbus.
00:35:31I'm going to sue you.
00:35:32Say, if you need a good lawyer, I'm your man, Chief of Lupo.
00:35:35Hold it!
00:35:37Hold it!
00:35:45It's all right.
00:35:45Let's kill!
00:35:47I stand in the rain and he's sneezing.
00:35:49I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain and I stand in the rain
00:36:19they can't be mine no that's definite they're not mine go away what go out from under your life
00:36:44get away playing piggyback at my age you're the prettiest millstone i ever had around my neck
00:36:51we'll be very happy together if my back holds out put me down hey mr loophole have you met fearless
00:36:57pauline no why how do you do put me down you fool well reluctantly all right let her go careful man
00:37:04you're talking to the woman i love yeah well carter loves her too she's his girl hey i just thought of
00:37:09something maybe carter knows something about the stolen money and if pauline's his girl maybe she
00:37:13knows of something too well if she doesn't it'll be fun teaching her legal evil
00:37:19here it is babe the whole 10 grand
00:37:27why don't you quit that while i'm talking to you i gotta break in these new shoes i nearly fell today
00:37:35well i'll break them in some other time hey i'll take care of this money i think that lawyer suspects
00:37:40me and i don't want to have it on me pauline you there he is i bet he's up to something go on get
00:37:50out of here i'll handle him well be careful and find out if he knows anything it's me or it's i
00:37:56well at any rate it's one of us come in pauline are you home are you home what do you want
00:38:02if this is a spirit reading i'd like something good in the fourth at belmont hello brown eye oh say
00:38:10you're up early today aren't you huh you're like a beautiful chandelier i'd like to be around when
00:38:16you get lit up what brings you here oh uh lots of reasons ten thousand reasons what are you doing
00:38:23oh don't mind me uh i'm just a talent scout for alcatraz
00:38:26let me phrase it more delicately where were you when jeff got popped on the conk and clipped for
00:38:36his role babe why mr loophole surely you don't think that i had no anyone who looks at you can see
00:38:43that you're not uh hiding anything you're a lawyer aren't you uh-huh say tell me you're a great lawyer
00:38:51who does not my clients certainly not the ones that were hung last week
00:38:54have you solved your case what case why whatever case you're working on oh let's not sit here and
00:39:03talk about a little me let's talk about a little you have you deposited ten thousand dollars in the
00:39:07bank lately why whatever made you say that well you know what the friends say uh cheshire la femme
00:39:12find the footprints
00:39:13peanut brittle no thanks well there's no point in my staying here oh don't go please
00:39:23perhaps you'll think i'm forward but last night when i first saw you and slammed the door on my face
00:39:29i realized that you're the man i've been dreaming of what do you eat before you go to bed i've waited
00:39:35so long to find someone like you oh someone like me i'm not good enough for you oh don't say that
00:39:40i'm not good enough well you ought to know but i i really have to go oh don't go no i oh no i can't
00:39:46stay right oh no stay no i'd love to stay oh yes please really your father wasn't by any chance an
00:39:52octopus was he oh no no i i really have to go oh don't go i'll be right back
00:39:57i'm back
00:40:02so sorry you have to go the thing i like about you is that money doesn't go to your head
00:40:11i hope you solve the case you're working on well it's out of my hands this has been a private
00:40:16investigation but right now i could use the long arm of the law law oh but you don't have to go right
00:40:23now do you well there's nothing to keep me here that i can see from this angle but we why we hardly
00:40:29know each other i can be very entertaining if i want to be there must be some way of getting that
00:40:36money without getting in trouble with the hayes office will you uh walk in your hands silly boy
00:40:41of course not all right forget about it will you uh will you walk in the ceiling and when i'm on the
00:40:47ceiling you'll run out and call you'll run away oh that's the father's thought in my mind so so help
00:40:52me the law of gravity all right i'll walk on the ceiling if you will too oh no no no thanks i'll uh
00:40:58i'll sit this one out i'm just an old groundhog i shouldn't even be out until february but it's so
00:41:05easy the bottom of the shoe creates a suction that holds you up on the ceiling no no i'd rather not
00:41:11i have an agreement with the house flies the flies don't practice law and i don't walk on the
00:41:15ceiling oh you'll love it
00:41:17come on chief are you sure you we're not being too hasty after all i am just a boy you're you're a
00:41:26trooper an aerial star well you could be too you're tall you're strong you're a nearsighter
00:41:33hurry cheever you're not fooling now you will walk on the ceiling with you only with you don't look
00:41:41now no peaky weeky i'll bet you're laughing at me inside and to think i might have roamed the
00:41:51whole world over and never found you ready darling i know i'm gonna hate myself for this in the morning
00:41:59why you look like a million i'll settle for ten thousand uh suppose you go first why well in case
00:42:07you fall i'll be here to pick it up oh no let's go up together well that's your best offer but i'm not
00:42:13making a nickel on it once you do this you'll never forget it you know the last time i stood on the
00:42:18ceiling was at a lodge meeting the chairman had the floor how am i doing here careful cheever
00:42:24careful you don't want to reach over and hold this thing huh come on now lift your body and clamp
00:42:37your foot on the ceiling
00:42:38but i'm gonna come on until you mrs morphy help help there i knew you'd like it
00:42:54say i like this i never thought we'd be hanging around together
00:42:59i can't tell you how much i appreciate this check i see
00:43:06oh pauline let's never lose this thrilling moment think of it you and i heels overhead in love
00:43:18do you rumba no oh come on let's get
00:43:21aha pennies from heaven hey pauline help me down pauline let me have that wallet oh pauline i'm stuck
00:43:29up pauline let me let me down pauline how do i get out of here pauline quick quick help help pauline
00:43:36help get me down pauline pauline pauline help me down get me off the ceiling help help help i'm stuck
00:43:48julie come in hi there mr wilson telegram for you oh thanks excuse me
00:43:57it's nothing important julie why don't you take that job job what job with the miracle shows
00:44:11i uh heard they made you an offer there i'm tearing that down maybe you better take it
00:44:17it looks as if the wilson wonder circus is going to have to do without wilson
00:44:20i uh i might not be the best boss in the world but i don't think you like working for carter
00:44:25i don't tend to work for carter i'm leaving when you leave
00:44:30but where will you go to where you go don't you want me to jack
00:44:36oh sure i well look julie uh uh this isn't easy for me but well i've made plenty of mistakes i guess
00:44:48but i don't want to make another you once said that uh we belong to different worlds well you're right
00:44:55you're a success when i leave here i i won't even have a job oh things won't work out for you i know they will
00:45:03well until they do until i can pay the bills i'm not going to drag you to any preacher
00:45:07well you're pretty heavy but suppose i drag you well jeff
00:45:14i don't think i'd enjoy life as mr julie randall
00:45:18you better wire miracle shows you're going to take that job
00:45:21well i guess emily post was right
00:45:25a girl should never propose to a man
00:45:30you're some lawyer you come here to help with jeff and the julie you know what happened
00:45:37eh what happened come come you know as well as i do and you know better
00:45:41we've got to think oh we tried that well let's review the case
00:45:45one jeff wilson owes ten thousand dollars or let's put it another way
00:45:49ten thousand dollars is owed by one jeff wilson it's a clear case of jeff wilson owing ten thousand dollars
00:45:54which he ain't got brilliant deduction
00:45:57only that mrs dukesbury would help him out mrs dukesbury yeah she's jeff's aunt
00:46:10the rich mrs dukesbury page one of the social register the newport branch of the united states mint
00:46:14that money is jeff's aunt i usually say aunt but i'm showing off on account of the monkeys
00:46:19yeah but she wouldn't lend jeff the money
00:46:21hey wait i got an idea you go to newport and ask mr dukesbury for the money
00:46:26oh fine i mean if mr dukesbury's alive you could ask him but he's dead
00:46:29he's dead eh then why don't you ask him
00:46:31mrs dukesbury america's wealthy as widow
00:46:36and yours truly who could certainly use the money for jeff
00:46:39don't tell mr jeff but his troubles are over
00:46:41goodbye mr chimps
00:46:43ah let him go we've solved with this case of myself
00:46:49punchy i'm going to my tent where i can think you come over later and wake me up
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00:53:42This is Susanna, Susanna Dukesberry.
00:53:44You are coming tomorrow night, aren't you?
00:53:46Splendid. Oh, yes.
00:53:48Just as the invitation read,
00:53:50I'm bringing Jardinnet and his famous symphony orchestra
00:53:52all the way from Paris just to play for us.
00:53:54And I've invited only the 400 of Newport.
00:53:56No outsiders.
00:54:08Here, what is this?
00:54:10It's English Tweed. Where's like I am?
00:54:12Now then, where's old lady Dukesberry's room?
00:54:14I beg your pardon?
00:54:16Mrs. Dukesberry cannot be disturbed by anyone.
00:54:18Fine. I don't want to be disturbed either.
00:54:20You can't go up there. Who are you?
00:54:22Who am I? Mr. Dukesberry.
00:54:24Mr. Dukesberry? But I understood Mr. Dukesberry passed away.
00:54:26Oh, just a typographical error. Passed out.
00:54:28What a brawl that was. Well, here I am.
00:54:30After the brawl is over.
00:54:32Well, I'll inform Mrs. Dukesberry that you're here.
00:54:34Never mind. I'll tell her myself. What's her room number?
00:54:36Never mind. I'll find it. I've been in bigger hotels than this.
00:54:38Better-looking place.
00:54:40Hello!
00:54:42Mrs. Dukesberry, yoo-hoo!
00:54:44What in the world?
00:54:46Well, what is the meaning of this?
00:54:48Keep your sheet on. I'm looking for old lady Dukesberry.
00:54:50I am Mrs. Dukesberry.
00:54:52Snookums!
00:54:53Oh, gracious. I don't know you.
00:54:56You mean you've forgotten?
00:54:58Well, I...
00:54:59I know. You have forgotten.
00:55:00Those June nights on the Riviera.
00:55:01Where we sat beneath the shimmering skies.
00:55:03Moonlight bathing in the Mediterranean.
00:55:05We were young, gay, reckless.
00:55:07The night I drank champagne from your slipper.
00:55:09Two quarts.
00:55:10It would have held more, but you were wearing inner soles.
00:55:12Oh, hell to God.
00:55:14My name is Susanna.
00:55:15Let's not quibble.
00:55:16It's enough that you've killed something fine and beautiful.
00:55:19Oh, Susanna. Oh, Susanna.
00:55:21Oh, won't you fly with me?
00:55:23For I need $10,000 cause the sheriff's after me.
00:55:26Get out of this room or I'll scream for the servants.
00:55:29Let the servants know.
00:55:30Let the whole world know about us.
00:55:33You must leave my room.
00:55:35We must have regard for certain conventions.
00:55:37One guy isn't enough.
00:55:38She's got to have a convention.
00:55:39Oh, Susanna. Susanna.
00:55:41At last we're alone.
00:55:42Couldn't the two of us be, oh, how shall I say it?
00:55:45A man and a woman?
00:55:47There.
00:55:48I said it.
00:55:49Oh, Susanna.
00:55:50If you only knew how much I need you.
00:55:52Not because you have millions.
00:55:54I don't need millions.
00:55:55I'll tell you how much I need.
00:55:56Have you got a pencil?
00:55:57I left my typewriter in my other pants.
00:55:59Shh.
00:56:00Shh.
00:56:01That's Whitcomb.
00:56:02What'll I do?
00:56:03I'll cool him off.
00:56:04No, no.
00:56:05You mustn't.
00:56:06Oh, this is so embarrassing.
00:56:07Oh, dear.
00:56:08Well, Succotash, what's eaten you?
00:56:11I beg your pardon, sir.
00:56:12But Monsieur LaFontaine of the Concert Bureau
00:56:14has phoned to say that all arrangements are complete.
00:56:16The maestro will be here on time.
00:56:18That's fine.
00:56:19Here's a dime.
00:56:20Get yourself a clean shirt.
00:56:21He's going to get himself a clean shirt.
00:56:23This is a not, Raymond.
00:56:24I'll say it is.
00:56:25That Whitcomb is a fine butler.
00:56:27I phoned you five hours ago and he gives you the message now.
00:56:29Why, you're not Monsieur LaFontaine.
00:56:31What do you mean I'm not Monsieur LaFontaine?
00:56:33Do I go around saying you're not Monsieur LaFontaine?
00:56:35Oh, it must be wonderful to be associated with such a great artist as Jardinet.
00:56:40Oh, it is a pushover.
00:56:42Did you say Jardinet?
00:56:43Why, of course.
00:56:44Now, be sure.
00:56:45When the Normandy ducks tomorrow in New York, the Jardinet and this entire orchestra come directly here.
00:56:49This bedroom will be awfully crowded.
00:56:51Say, Susie, hiring a world-famous guy like what's-his-name, that'll run into money.
00:56:56I realize that.
00:56:57I didn't expect him to play at my party for nothing.
00:56:59You'll get your check tomorrow night as we agreed.
00:57:01Tell me, Mrs. Dukesberry, suppose through some strange quake of fate that Jardinet couldn't get here.
00:57:07Would you be interested in any other form of entertainment?
00:57:09Say, some novel surprises wrapped in sawdust?
00:57:12Why, it's unthinkable.
00:57:14Jardinet must get here.
00:57:15After all, $7,500 for one night's entertainment is a lot of money.
00:57:20$7,500 is a pretty penny, but my client eats $10,000 for reasons that should be pretty obvious by now.
00:57:27Susanna, I, uh, I hate to bring up money matters in a bedroom, but, uh...
00:57:32But what?
00:57:33Well, uh, just write me out a check for $10,000 and everybody will be happy, including the gorilla.
00:57:38And I do mean you.
00:57:40But we agreed on $7,500.
00:57:42Ah, but you do not know about the rate of exchange.
00:57:45You see, in La Belle France, $7,500 is, uh, over 150,000 francs.
00:57:50While in this country, $7,500 is, uh, well, $7,500.
00:57:57That is, uh, fluctuation.
00:57:59Very well.
00:58:00Anything to make the party a success.
00:58:02Ah, this will be the most successful surprise party you have ever given.
00:58:05But it's not a surprise party.
00:58:07What'll you bet?
00:58:08Well, by this time tomorrow, you'll be in Chicago.
00:58:22Then what?
00:58:24It's really a swell break for you, Julie.
00:58:28The miracle shows have a fine outfit.
00:58:30Yep.
00:58:31Well, they're gonna be crazy about you.
00:58:33Yep.
00:58:34What are you gonna do, Jeff?
00:58:37Oh, I'll have plenty to do.
00:58:39Six days a week, I'll think about you.
00:58:42And on Sunday, I'll look for a job.
00:58:45Fine chance you'll have of finding a job on Sunday.
00:58:47That's just the point.
00:58:49No job on Sunday, so I'll have six more days to think about you.
00:58:52When Sunday comes around, no job.
00:58:55I'll have six more days.
00:58:56Mmm.
00:58:57Mmm.
00:58:58Mmm.
00:58:59Mmm.
00:59:00Mmm.
00:59:01Mmm.
00:59:02Mmm.
00:59:03Mmm.
00:59:04Do we know what we're doing to blind loves?
00:59:07Don't know what month it is or the time of day.
00:59:13Don't know if we're in Brooklyn or in Mandalay.
00:59:26I only know the sun started to shine.
00:59:32The day that I looked into your eyes and you looked into mine.
00:59:40Two blind loves, babes in the wood.
00:59:46We've got it all so bad, but isn't it good?
00:59:52We're on a bumpy road, it's true.
00:59:56But heaven is in view, for two blind loves.
01:00:08Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
01:00:25Hey, Ponchy?
01:00:26Are you sleeping?
01:00:28With all of this trouble,
01:00:30who are the Jeff are going to lose at the circus tomorrow night?
01:00:33How can you fall asleep?
01:00:39Oh, you're kind of sheep, huh?
01:00:41How many sheep will you have to count before you fall asleep?
01:00:45One?
01:00:47You're an insomaniac.
01:00:49No, Punchy, we look every place for the money.
01:00:52But there's one place we don't look.
01:00:54That's a Goliath's room, yeah.
01:00:56Hey, wait.
01:00:58You're on the way too, huh? Like the lawyer.
01:01:00You're a coward.
01:01:02No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not a regular coward.
01:01:05You're a brave coward.
01:01:08Hey, Punchy, Punchy.
01:01:10Tell me, how does Goliath sleep?
01:01:12Oh, with his eyes closed, huh?
01:01:14That's a noose.
01:01:16What I mean is, does he sleep good?
01:01:19Oh, like a top, huh? I get so wise.
01:01:24That's fine.
01:01:25Now, look, we got a work to do.
01:01:27Get in your clothes. Come on.
01:01:31Now, this is Goliath's room.
01:01:33Keep it quiet.
01:01:34Shh.
01:01:36Shh.
01:01:37Shh.
01:01:38Hey.
01:01:39He's asleep like a baby.
01:01:40Shh.
01:01:41Shh.
01:01:42Shh.
01:01:43Shh.
01:01:44Shh.
01:01:45Shh.
01:01:46Hey.
01:01:47He's asleep like a baby.
01:01:49Shh.
01:01:51Shh.
01:01:52Rock-a-bye, baby, on the treetop.
01:01:55When the wind blows, the cradle she rocks.
01:01:57Rock-a-bye, baby, on the treetop.
01:01:59Rock-a-bye, baby, on the treetop.
01:02:04Now, we gotta look for the money.
01:02:06I think it's better we work in the dark.
01:02:08All right.
01:02:10Shh.
01:02:11Shh.
01:02:12Shh.
01:02:13Shh.
01:02:14Shh.
01:02:15Shh.
01:02:16Shh.
01:02:17Shh.
01:02:18Shh.
01:02:19Shh.
01:02:20Shh.
01:02:21Shh.
01:02:22Shh.
01:02:23Shh.
01:02:24Shh.
01:02:25Shh.
01:02:26Shh.
01:02:27Shh.
01:02:28Shh.
01:02:29Shh.
01:02:33Shh.
01:02:34Quick!
01:02:35Hide!
01:02:59Pfft.
01:03:14Pfft!
01:03:22We gotta find the money in the hurry. Maybe he's sleeping out.
01:03:29If the bow breaks, the babies should fall.
01:03:32We collect insurance, money and all.
01:03:36Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock.
01:03:47All right, all right, all right. I look in the pillow. You look under the blanket. Go on.
01:03:59You don't find it? It's not in here either.
01:04:29Hey, Santa Claus, it looks like a white Christmas.
01:04:47Shh. If he wakes up, I'd pity us. Here, hold that. Hold it. I got an idea.
01:05:03This will make Goliath sleep.
01:05:07Let's go.
01:05:22PUNCHY!
01:05:24What do you do?
01:05:26Wake up!
01:05:28Rock-a-bye, baby!
01:05:30Wake up, PUNCHY!
01:05:32Rock-a-bye, baby!
01:05:34Rock-a-bye, baby!
01:05:36Rock-a-bye, baby!
01:05:38PUNCHY, wake up!
01:05:40PUNCHY, wake up!
01:05:42Rock-a-bye, baby!
01:05:44On the treetop!
01:05:46When the wind blows, the cradle she rocks.
01:05:48Rock-a-bye, baby!
01:05:50See I sing a lullaby until you wake up that's fine. Maybe the money's in the mattress.
01:06:20Oh, my God.
01:06:50Oh, my God.
01:07:20Oh, my God.
01:07:27Is there a Jeff Wilson on the train?
01:07:30Why, I'm Jeff Wilson. Why?
01:07:31Yeah, well, long distance been trying to get you all along the line.
01:07:35Long distance?
01:07:36Yeah.
01:07:36You'll use this telephone, young man.
01:07:44Ask for the Newport operation.
01:07:45Newport?
01:07:46Yeah.
01:07:46Hello, Jeffrey.
01:07:50This is the legal ego.
01:07:53I'm calling from Dukesbury Manor.
01:07:55Never mind what I'm doing here. I've got a great scheme.
01:07:58Now, listen.
01:07:58$10,000.
01:08:00No.
01:08:03How much?
01:08:03$10,000.
01:08:04She thinks she's getting Jardiné in his orchestra, but I have a sneaking suspicion Jardiné is not going to show up.
01:08:10Oh, if we can only get away with it.
01:08:12Certainly.
01:08:13You play the circus right on your aunt's front lawn.
01:08:15Be very quiet while you're setting the tents up.
01:08:18And keep the elephants out of the flower bed.
01:08:20Okay.
01:08:20You take care of that inn and I'll have the circus air by tomorrow night if it's the last thing I do.
01:08:25Oh, boy.
01:08:28Operator.
01:08:29Operator.
01:08:30Get me the steamship Normandy.
01:08:32Where is it?
01:08:33It's in the water.
01:08:36Why, I can't believe it.
01:08:38But I tell you the man's name is not Jardiné.
01:08:40His real name is D.T.'s O'Connor.
01:08:42Oh, there must be some mistake.
01:08:44Are you sure?
01:08:46I'm positive it's the biggest dope ring in years and Jardiné is the head dope.
01:08:49Now keep him in the brig until I can dig up some more dope.
01:08:52This is Operator 77B signing off.
01:08:54That is all.
01:09:11Oh, he's always those three top buttons.
01:09:14Don't worry, I'll make it.
01:09:15I used to be a riveter on the Golden Gate Bridge.
01:09:16There you are.
01:09:21Now then, tell me, how do you like the bandstand?
01:09:26I had it built especially for Jardiné.
01:09:28Do you think he'll like it?
01:09:29If he ever sees it.
01:09:31Yes, Whitcomb?
01:09:33Pardon me, madam, but here are the seating arrangements for your final approval.
01:09:36Oh, no, Whitcomb.
01:09:39Judge Channock will sit on my left hand.
01:09:41And you will sit on my right hand.
01:09:44How will you eat?
01:09:45Through a tube?
01:09:46376, 377, 378, 379, 381, 382, 383, 384, 385, 386, 387, 388, 389, 390.
01:09:58391, 92, 93, 94, 85, 96, 97, 398, 399, 400.
01:10:06They all showed up.
01:10:08Looks like no second of helping.
01:10:12Ladies and gentlemen,
01:10:13in behalf of our gracious, charming and lovely hostess,
01:10:17I say to you, good evening, friends.
01:10:20And now, let's lap up the vittles.
01:10:24Hold yourself.
01:10:28Johnny, find Mr. Lupo.
01:10:29Tell him we'll be ready in five minutes.
01:10:31Sure, Jeff, five minutes.
01:10:32Five minutes.
01:10:33Monsieur LeFontaine?
01:10:33What is it, my little smorgasbord?
01:10:35It's five minutes of ten, and they're not here yet.
01:10:38Well, it takes time.
01:10:39You know how elephants are.
01:10:40Elephants?
01:10:41Who said anything about elephants?
01:10:42Give me that.
01:10:43You've had quite enough of this.
01:10:45Quite enough.
01:10:46Elephants at your age.
01:10:50And since Mrs. Dukesbury and her checkbook
01:10:53are entirely responsible for this magnificent shinding,
01:10:55I suggest we give the kid a great big hand.
01:11:03I'm sure Marie Antoinette would like to say a few boring words.
01:11:09Can I quote you one night?
01:11:11Oh, my God.
01:11:13Relax.
01:11:14The entertainment is practically ready.
01:11:15Now, go on.
01:11:16Get in there and fight.
01:11:16Oh.
01:11:17Oh.
01:11:18Oh.
01:11:18Oh.
01:11:20Oh, dear.
01:11:22Oh, dear.
01:11:23You should cut out starches.
01:11:28Please, hurry.
01:11:29Psst.
01:11:31Psst.
01:11:31Psst.
01:11:32Psst.
01:11:32Psst.
01:11:32Psst.
01:11:33Say, have you got a slow leak?
01:11:36Now, if no one cares for more coffee, we'll all be going.
01:11:41I'll have another cup of coffee.
01:11:45Don't leave me, Susanna.
01:11:46Can't you see that I love you?
01:11:47There, you dragged it out of me.
01:11:49I love you.
01:11:50All of you.
01:11:51Oh.
01:11:51I love you feverishly.
01:11:53Have you got a thermometer on you?
01:11:55Oh.
01:11:56Oh.
01:11:57Oh.
01:11:58Not here, monsieur.
01:11:59Not here.
01:12:00Oh, I can't help it.
01:12:01It's just the animal in me.
01:12:03You got it?
01:12:10No, I don't care what you do as long as the show don't go on.
01:12:13Now, get going.
01:12:14Come on.
01:12:20So Carter has friends.
01:12:21You better beat it.
01:12:22Says you.
01:12:31Oh.
01:12:33Thanks, Punchy.
01:12:37Just in time.
01:12:38Hey, stop that.
01:12:39Stop, boy.
01:12:40Help.
01:12:40Help.
01:12:41Police.
01:12:41Punchy.
01:12:42Hey, stop that.
01:12:43Stop that.
01:12:44Help.
01:12:45Police.
01:12:45Punchy.
01:12:46Help.
01:12:46Help.
01:12:47Punchy.
01:12:48Get out of here.
01:12:49Punchy.
01:12:52Get him, Punchy.
01:12:53Attaboy.
01:13:00Hey, I bet Carter's behind this.
01:13:02Let's find him.
01:13:03Go on.
01:13:12So, it's you.
01:13:29I fix you.
01:13:39Haven't you had enough coffee?
01:13:41My guests are waiting.
01:13:43Yes, I think I've had enough.
01:13:44Very well, then.
01:13:47We'll all be going.
01:13:49I think I'll have another cup of coffee.
01:13:51It's awfully good, isn't it?
01:13:52Oh.
01:13:55Now, don't worry.
01:13:56The entertainment is right on tap.
01:13:57Are you sure?
01:13:58Where is Jardiné?
01:14:00Oh, I knew there was something I wanted to tell you.
01:14:02He isn't coming.
01:14:03What?
01:14:05I am Jardiné.
01:14:08Jardiné.
01:14:09I cross the ocean.
01:14:17I am called a dope ring.
01:14:18I race on a train.
01:14:20When I get here, what do I find?
01:14:22Animals.
01:14:23Animals!
01:14:24Animals?
01:14:25Animals?
01:14:26Mrs. Dukesbury's friends are my friends.
01:14:28I'll take care of him.
01:14:29Mr. Lepontemps, please be careful.
01:14:30Animals, please.
01:14:32This is the most incredible thing that has ever happened.
01:14:35You're all upset.
01:14:36Why don't you go back to Paris and lie down?
01:14:38Jardiné's symphony never has been so humiliated.
01:14:41I have a notion not to play.
01:14:43That's an excellent notion.
01:14:44Come on, I'll put you on the bus.
01:14:47But I have given my word.
01:14:49I will play.
01:14:49Yes, I will play.
01:14:51Of course you'll play, but you'll play on the bandstand down on the water.
01:14:54On the water?
01:14:54But my audience.
01:14:55Don't worry.
01:14:56You start playing, they'll come down in spite of it.
01:14:59Mrs. Dukesbury's idea.
01:15:01Crazy Americans.
01:15:02We're ready, boss.
01:15:03Fine.
01:15:04Take this bearded symphony down to the bandstand and see that he gets a good send-off.
01:15:07Okay, boss.
01:15:13Now, I know you'll all be thrilled.
01:15:15Jardiné's opening number will be Beethoven's somber and spiritual first movement of his second concerto.
01:15:22Album three, opus four.
01:15:24And number five in the hit parade.
01:15:27Oh, oops.
01:15:28What's that?
01:15:31Open it.
01:15:36Open it.
01:15:44Hey, she's on.
01:15:45Let her ship be excited.
01:15:47Hurry, hurry, hurry, folks.
01:15:49The pants and streets get the best seat.
01:15:50Hurry, hurry.
01:15:51Hurry, hurry, folks.
01:15:52Hurry, hurry.
01:15:52Be that bad eating elephant.
01:15:54Ah!
01:15:55Ah!
01:15:55Hurry, hurry, she's a man on the shoes of human beings.
01:16:03Now?
01:16:04Now!
01:16:04Now!
01:16:04You monster!
01:16:22you monster you're responsible for this disgrace that's gratitude for you most men get their
01:16:39sweethearts one ring for an engagement i got you three rings a circus i'll be a laughingstock
01:16:44i see it all now my nephew did this to humiliate me you mean he did you a favor i was afraid
01:16:50jordan abel and get here so i wired jeff to come and help us out and uh he's doing rather well don't you think
01:16:55step up and take a bow don't be modest don't be shy show that thorough red look in your eye
01:17:07step up with grace and pride take that oom-pa oom-pa oom-pa oom-pa in your stride
01:17:18my heart began to beat in rhyme oom-pa oom-pa oom-pa in three-quarter time
01:17:26you charmed me like that lord alive when you waltzed by
01:17:34you took my heart and now here's to love take a bow
01:17:47like that dinner you gave them they'll eat this up sort us and all but how about jadenet
01:18:05probably on his way back to paris
01:18:06so
01:18:14THE END
01:18:44Well, I guess you're licked
01:18:52Yeah, they don't pay off until this show is over
01:18:55And this show ain't over yet
01:18:57And now, kiddies
01:18:59If you'll all pull up your chairs
01:19:01Susie would like to mumble a little double-talk
01:19:03In Esperanto
01:19:04Here you are, sugar
01:19:05My little children
01:19:08I'm thrilled to
01:19:10He might kill someone
01:19:11That's his business, I'm stopping the show
01:19:13I don't want no part of this
01:19:14Get me out of this cannon
01:19:28Get me out of this cannon
01:19:29Keep calm, folks
01:19:37It's all part of the show
01:19:38Get me out of this cannon
01:19:39Get me out of this cannon
01:19:41Please, get me out of this cannon
01:19:44I don't want no part of this cannon
01:19:59We're offering you five other prizes, folks, for anyone who can sing our name.
01:20:26Help! Help! He's got me! He's got me!
01:20:37I hope he's got two pair of pants with that suit.
01:20:42Let me out there, you fool! Let me out!
01:20:49Somebody do something! Somebody do something!
01:20:53There they go, the great race folks, and they're going to the back stretch.
01:20:57Gibraltar's leading, but Carter and Punchy are hanging on.
01:20:59Will Gibraltar make it? Now they're coming into the home stretch.
01:21:02Gibraltar's still leading. Carter's second by a trapeze. Punchy's third by a heel.
01:21:05Help me out, Miss Cannon! Help me out!
01:21:08Don't worry, Mrs. Gooseberry. I'll save you.
01:21:11It looks like a dry finish. And there goes Seabiscuit.
01:21:15I'm sorry, Mrs. Gooseberry. I didn't know it was loaded.
01:21:27Here I come, Mrs. Gooseberry. I'll save you again.
01:21:31Bring your lady.
01:21:33Get ready now, Mrs. Gooseberry. When I grab your ankles, you'll make gold.
01:21:37Get gold! Get gold! Get gold! Get gold! Get gold! Do you hear me?
01:21:41Bring in the cage. Help me with the net. Come on.
01:21:45Get gold! Get gold! Get gold!
01:21:50Hello, Mrs. Gooseberry. Is there an insurance agent in the house?
01:21:54Help! Help! That's what he made me!
01:22:06Help! Help!
01:22:08All the Tarzans! All the Tarzans!
01:22:12Jump! It's all right! Come on, jump!
01:22:15Jump! It's all right! Come on, jump!
01:22:21Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh! Here I go!
01:22:25Well, here goes!
01:22:28Call them all! Get them away!
01:22:33Oh!
01:22:36Look, the money!
01:22:39Is it all there?
01:22:42Hmm...
01:22:46No, no!
01:22:50Oh, dear.
01:22:51Come on.
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