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  • 7/17/2025
Situationship With My Billionaire Friend – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11It's here.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23We're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:25Sex ruins everything.
00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:27Huh.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Oh my God.
00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:31Oh my God.
00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:34Cheers mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:43Sex ruins everything.
00:04:44Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:45Huh.
00:04:46I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:47You're not your wing man.
00:04:48You're not your wing man.
00:04:51Oh my God.
00:04:53Oh my God.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:05:24I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:03I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:22Let's go.
00:06:29Let's go.
00:06:31Let's go.
00:06:33Let's go.
00:06:34Let's go.
00:06:35Let's go.
00:06:36Let's go.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:42Let's go.
00:06:43Let's go.
00:06:45Let's go.
00:06:47Let's go.
00:06:54Let's go.
00:06:56Let's go.
00:06:59Oh, my God.
00:07:29Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:57Oh, my head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:54Okay.
00:09:02Sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:36Hello, ladies.
00:09:44Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:50Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:13Clearly.
00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:26Oh, what a man.
00:10:28What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a Friends with Benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:48Okay.
00:10:49Article 1.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:54Article 2.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article 3.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:15Article 5.
00:11:16Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:32And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:41Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:53Let's see.
00:11:53Let's see.
00:11:54Let's see.
00:11:54Let's see.
00:11:55Let's see.
00:11:56Let's see.
00:11:57Let's see.
00:11:58Let's see.
00:12:00Let's see.
00:12:01Let's see.
00:12:02Let's see.
00:12:03Let's see.
00:12:04Let's see.
00:12:05Let's see.
00:12:06Let's see.
00:12:07Let's see.
00:12:08Let's see.
00:12:09Let's see.
00:12:10Let's see.
00:12:11Let's see.
00:13:11I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:50Friends first?
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:45Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a mini-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date.
00:15:38I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:40he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:58I'm just-
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no, never.
00:16:02Please.
00:16:03We're-we're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's.
00:16:12On third.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:27Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46Mm-hmm.
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:03I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you?
00:17:26Listen.
00:17:27I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:53No, no, it...
00:17:54That's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:57Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:00So, it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:05Yes.
00:18:09Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:21Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:26Are you jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:37Did you, um...
00:18:38Did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:51Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:19:03You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:12I'm never getting married.
00:19:13I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:20Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:31It's not clean.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:44It's not clean.
00:20:14Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:34Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:39True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:43He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Print it first.
00:20:51The animal loves.
00:21:13The animal loves.
00:21:21Hey.
00:21:23Shit.
00:21:25I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad.
00:21:27My fault.
00:21:29Hang on.
00:21:32You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here.
00:21:38Let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:40Stop cockplucking me.
00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:46Eric.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:52Well, see you guys later.
00:21:57Here.
00:22:02I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:11That was fun.
00:22:16Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:24He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh, my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:38Why would I be jealous?
00:22:39We're friends with benefits.
00:22:41Remember?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:53I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine.
00:22:57Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this...
00:23:08arrangement.
00:23:09Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:26Yes.
00:23:27Flavos for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:42I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:55I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:24:00That's from Eric.
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:02They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um...
00:24:12I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:20I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:38Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:43Sounds awesome.
00:25:06Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just...
00:25:10I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne,
00:25:14I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:27Have you ever had a connection
00:25:28that's just so deep,
00:25:30so immediate
00:25:32that you just know?
00:25:33Uh, yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:39You know,
00:25:40he told me
00:25:41he wants us to wait
00:25:42for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build
00:25:45a strong foundation first.
00:25:48I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I...
00:25:56I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way,
00:25:58I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:07Anyway,
00:26:07gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:17Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it...
00:26:27Attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth,
00:26:32by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're
00:26:34going to settle down
00:26:35with her.
00:26:36Yeah,
00:26:36you never know.
00:26:41Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you
00:26:43what's going to happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:47This is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:52So you have a nice long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline
00:26:58for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And...
00:27:01looks like you have done
00:27:04some stupid things.
00:27:08And this is your love line.
00:27:11So you've got a rocky beginning
00:27:14over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love
00:27:19ahead of you.
00:27:20You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:43Great idea.
00:27:45That's it.
00:27:48You have a nice fight,
00:27:48you have a beautiful
00:27:53rain bah,
00:27:54but you would.
00:27:54It's no peak in the hour
00:27:55for a very long time.
00:27:57Yes,
00:27:57it's a fun time.
00:27:58There's
00:28:01you have a nice fight,
00:28:01or a coolant roof,
00:28:01because they're
00:28:02terrible..."
00:28:03You act like we—
00:28:05Kind of just
00:28:06got this idea
00:28:06like the
00:28:06You act like Heaven
00:28:08running for someone.
00:28:09OK,
00:28:09I'm not gonna hurt my
00:28:10but you're
00:28:11okay Tr нравится.
00:28:12Looks like we had fun last night
00:28:42Do you have a key?
00:28:49One second
00:28:56Nice trick
00:29:14Right?
00:29:21Who is that?
00:29:22I have no idea
00:29:24Hello!
00:29:25Your front door is unlocked
00:29:29My front door!
00:29:33How could you?
00:29:48Beth!
00:29:49Wait!
00:29:50Beth!
00:29:51Fuck!
00:29:52What have I done?
00:29:54What do you mean what have you done?
00:29:57Beth!
00:29:58It's not what it looks like!
00:30:09Hey!
00:30:10What are you doing?
00:30:11I'm leaving
00:30:12I'm getting dressed
00:30:13I'm going
00:30:14I'm feeling kind of yucky right now
00:30:15I'm sorry
00:30:16Okay?
00:30:17You didn't do anything
00:30:18It was me
00:30:19I fucked up
00:30:20You said it wasn't serious
00:30:21It wasn't
00:30:22It isn't
00:30:23It doesn't matter
00:30:24I fucked up
00:30:25Whatever it is
00:30:26It was
00:30:27I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:31I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:40Yeah
00:30:46Friends first?
00:30:48Friends first?
00:31:07Hey Beth
00:31:08Go away!
00:31:15I need to talk to you
00:31:18I fire her except daddy said we'd get sued
00:31:21You on the other hand
00:31:23I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:31:25No, no, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game
00:31:28Friends with benefits
00:31:29But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise
00:31:39Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not
00:31:41Okay?
00:31:42She means nothing to me
00:31:45Really?
00:31:46Hey
00:31:48I want to see what happens between us
00:31:50You and me
00:31:53Please
00:31:54Give me another chance
00:32:02I suppose
00:32:06Okay
00:32:10Okay
00:32:11Leigh-Anne, it's me again
00:32:23Don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:25I'm so confused
00:32:27Friends forever, remember?
00:32:28Eric
00:32:34Eric
00:32:35Hi
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while
00:32:39I know I've been out of touch
00:32:40But
00:32:42I would love to see you again
00:32:44If you're up for it
00:32:45Asher
00:32:46Asher?
00:32:47Asher, it's me
00:32:48I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:49What's going on?
00:32:50Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:51Call me
00:32:53Asher?
00:32:54Asher?
00:32:55Asher?
00:32:56Asher, it's me
00:32:57I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:58What's going on?
00:32:59Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:33:00Call me
00:33:01Asher?
00:33:02Asher?
00:33:03Asher?
00:33:04Asher?
00:33:05Asher?
00:33:06Asher?
00:33:07Asher?
00:33:08Asher?
00:33:09Asher?
00:33:10Asher?
00:33:11Asher?
00:33:12Asher?
00:33:13Asher?
00:33:14Okay, Leigh-Anne
00:33:15I don't know what I did to drive you away
00:33:17But
00:33:18I'll leave you alone now
00:33:20If you ever want to be friends again
00:33:23You know where to find me
00:33:31Asher?
00:33:33Asher
00:33:38What?
00:33:43Asher?
00:33:45Asher, leave a message
00:33:46Asher?
00:33:47Asher?
00:33:48Asher, leave a message
00:33:49Asher?
00:33:50Asher, leave a message
00:33:51Hey, Eric
00:33:52I just wanted to say
00:33:53I had a great time the other night
00:33:54And wanted to see what you were doing later
00:33:56Asher?
00:33:57Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:01I know. You're with her. You lied to me.
00:34:05Okay. Miss you. Call me. Bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:18Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you,
00:34:22but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:31Hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:57To love.
00:35:06Wait. Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay. I think we've had enough.
00:35:17How about we head back to the mod?
00:35:19Hmm. Fabulous.
00:35:25Cool. Easy.
00:35:27What a good you did me.
00:35:35What a good you did me.
00:35:57What a good you did.
00:35:58What a good you did.
00:35:59What a good you did.
00:36:00Could you just...
00:36:01Tut 말씀.
00:36:03And Ours
00:36:05Fuck you
00:36:17Fuck you
00:36:19What a good?
00:36:20I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:30I've been aloof.
00:36:31Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:33You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay.
00:36:35Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:46Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:51And would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way.
00:36:54She would never.
00:36:55He's a knob.
00:36:58Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:04I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:20I think she's not the same you think she's the same you think, but she is the same you think she's the same you think.
00:38:54Hey, your best isn't good enough.
00:38:56He causes the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:14Come here.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:40:20Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:06Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18She...
00:41:25She...
00:41:35Shit.
00:42:05Shit.
00:42:35Shit.
00:42:58Hey, Eric. Thinking about you. When do you want to hook up? How about a hotel this time?
00:43:14We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:20Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne. XOXO.
00:43:30When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:37I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:39Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:41I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:44You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:51I'm gonna be so stupid.
00:43:53I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:01Clearly not.
00:44:05I am not a cheater.
00:44:07I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:14I do.
00:44:22Okay then.
00:44:44I will! I will! I will! I will! I will!
00:44:56I will! I will! I will! I will!
00:45:09Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:12Or both! Thoughts?
00:45:14please don't marry him you don't love her you're rebounding
00:45:23i'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids thoughts
00:45:33a string quartet instead of a jazz trio thoughts
00:45:41they say he's the photographer to the stars
00:45:44thoughts
00:46:00seat your uncle harold next to my second cousin once removed
00:46:03i think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same
00:46:07dog did you know that it's crazy oh my god
00:46:14hello
00:46:31did you uh get my messages you're gonna love the photographer he's awesome i have tons of dresses
00:46:36and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman could you run down and grab them
00:46:52you are gone leanne lamont once i'm done with this he is never gonna want to see you again ever
00:47:20ever
00:47:28our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated effective now
00:47:33wait what our source indicates you've been selling fallon industry secrets to our competitors
00:47:41who's the source
00:47:48oh my god why would she do this
00:47:52lovers scorned i suppose
00:47:54no it's not true this will ruin me you know asha
00:47:58i have half a mind to call off your wedding to my bethy wethy this weekend
00:48:02but you never speak to me again
00:48:04so i'm stuck with you mr fallon i swear this isn't true it doesn't matter at this point
00:48:14it's already in the trades you're toxic asha nobody will touch you so now you get your
00:48:22ass out of my office
00:48:33asher
00:48:33you bitch
00:48:35what
00:48:35you jealous
00:48:37what are you doing what are you i'm getting married to someone else on saturday so you got jealous
00:48:43and decided to ruin me
00:48:46honey
00:48:47what are you talking about i would never try to ruin you
00:48:51well job well done okay let's just figure this out stay away from me
00:48:57usher
00:48:58you're one of my best friends we are not friends okay we are nothing
00:49:04i mean stay away from me don't contact me don't speak to me don't look at me
00:49:16you are dead to me
00:49:34you
00:49:48you
00:52:20Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:22I didn't write this.
00:52:28Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:29It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:41It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:47Oh my god.
00:52:48Oh my god.
00:52:49I think he's on Saturday.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:54Come on, come on.
00:52:55Sure.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:05Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:22Bess?
00:53:52Bess?
00:54:22Bess?
00:54:36Oh my god. She's insane.
00:54:41What are you doing here?
00:54:44Bess. You set me up.
00:54:50You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:53I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right. And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me. You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:16Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:20I'm not gonna ruin your wedding. I promise.
00:55:26Beth. Okay?
00:55:28You and Asher? Or...
00:55:30You're a great couple.
00:55:32He loves you.
00:55:36Why don't I just go away?
00:55:38I'll move.
00:55:40I'll quit my job. Just...
00:55:42Please.
00:55:44Beth.
00:55:46Don't hurt me.
00:55:47Okay?
00:55:48I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:50But you've gotta go.
00:55:52I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've gotta go.
00:55:56I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:58But you've gotta go.
00:56:00I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:02You've gotta go.
00:56:06No!
00:56:08No!
00:56:09I can't...
00:56:10No, no, no, no.
00:56:40No, no, no.
00:57:10Don't bother.
00:57:24That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:33Oh, but I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today, and then we'll go on our honeymoon, and when I get back, you'll
00:57:41be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:47Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:59Toodles!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:03Toodles!
00:58:04Toodles!
00:58:08Toodles!
00:58:10Joes!
00:58:11Toodles!
00:58:11Toodles!
00:58:12Go proceed!
00:58:12Go appear!
00:58:13Go!
00:58:13Go!
00:58:13Go!
00:58:14Go!
00:58:16Go!
00:58:16Go!
00:58:17Go!
00:58:18Go!
00:58:18Go!
00:58:19Go!
00:58:20I don't know.
00:58:50I don't know.
00:59:20I don't know.
00:59:50I don't know.
00:59:52No, no, no, no.
00:59:53Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:55Come on.
00:59:56Come on.
00:59:58Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:00:05Come on, come on.
01:00:06Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:00:11Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:21Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:28Stop.
01:00:32What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away.
01:00:39She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:57Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy. Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:06No, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:14Go away, you crazy bitch! From ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch! From ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby. For us!
01:01:31Get off me!
01:01:37I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:40Don't die!
01:01:41Get off me!
01:01:43Get off me!
01:01:44Get off me!
01:01:45Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:02:16I think so.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Okay.
01:02:19Good.
01:02:20God.
01:02:21Someone grab a chair.
01:02:23Babe.
01:02:24Hey.
01:02:25Wake up, babe.
01:02:26Baby, wake up.
01:02:27Baby.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Wake up.
01:02:30Wake up.
01:02:31Hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35The end.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:37Asher.
01:02:38Yes.
01:02:39It's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:46And I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:52You're my hero.
01:02:58I'm sure I love you.
01:03:00I love you, Lee.
01:03:07Let me help you.
01:03:09Come on.
01:03:11Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:36Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:41They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes, it makes everything better.