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Act Like You Love Me – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah, let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:00:46Oh, no, um...
00:00:48Oh, let me guess, no money?
00:00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:00:53Starving actor?
00:00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
00:01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
00:01:04Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
00:01:07Just get out of here.
00:01:10Go.
00:01:11Okay.
00:01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
00:01:20Nothing?
00:01:21Nothing.
00:01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
00:01:24She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
00:01:27Let me see that.
00:01:29This looks like a marriage license.
00:01:36You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
00:01:41You should have read the fine print.
00:01:43You tricked her?
00:01:45Shame on you.
00:01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
00:01:48Whore!
00:01:50You do, however, get child support.
00:01:53Wait, what?
00:01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
00:01:58Well, fuck the law.
00:02:09Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
00:02:12I want a divorce. I think it's time you find your own place.
00:02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
00:02:17I'm a horrible mother.
00:02:42My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
00:02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
00:03:05Perfect.
00:03:08Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
00:03:12I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
00:03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
00:03:40The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
00:03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
00:03:55Everyone out.
00:03:57This is my house. This is my life. So get out!
00:04:01Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
00:04:03All right, people. Party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
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00:04:41Hey, George. Welcome back.
00:04:43Hey.
00:04:45This is the money that I owe you.
00:04:50What can I get for you?
00:04:52I'll take a black coffee.
00:04:53Coffee?
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Sure.
00:04:56Be back with that.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:01Let me guess. Acting not going so well?
00:05:05I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
00:05:09I don't believe in love.
00:05:12Fine.
00:05:13I want a divorce.
00:05:15Did you hear him?
00:05:16I ruined my son.
00:05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to stay in love if he's ever going to find himself.
00:05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
00:05:24If not for yourself or Benji.
00:05:26I think I have an idea.
00:05:28Okay.
00:05:29What is that?
00:05:30I want to hire you.
00:05:33You want to hire me?
00:05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
00:05:37An acting gig.
00:05:38I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
00:05:43You know?
00:05:44Like a happy couple.
00:05:47Oh, um, yeah.
00:05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
00:05:57What do you say?
00:06:01Deal.
00:06:02Deal.
00:06:03Come on.
00:06:04Two more.
00:06:05Last one.
00:06:06Okay.
00:06:07Good work.
00:06:08Good work.
00:06:09Yeah.
00:06:10Hey, can I tell you something?
00:06:11Well, that's never good.
00:06:12You ready?
00:06:13As ready as I could be.
00:06:14I'm gonna be an actor.
00:06:15You what?
00:06:16Look, some waitress.
00:06:17Someone needed my help and I agreed.
00:06:19You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
00:06:20Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look man, she's super sweet.
00:06:25And she, um, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
00:06:30I'm gonna be an actor.
00:06:31You what?
00:06:32Look, some waitress, someone needed my help,
00:06:35and I agreed.
00:06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
00:06:40Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet,
00:06:41but look, man, she's super sweet,
00:06:44and she wants to show her son that love is real.
00:06:50Totally normal request.
00:06:52Look, man, I just need something.
00:06:54Something different.
00:06:56You know, I can't do this anymore.
00:06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle,
00:06:58and it just feels so empty.
00:07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
00:07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
00:07:06Yeah.
00:07:07Okay, crazy things have happened.
00:07:10I got your back, boss.
00:07:12Thanks, Dino.
00:07:13And you'll see, she's great.
00:07:15Whatever you say, boss.
00:07:16Another set?
00:07:19Oh, my God.
00:07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
00:07:25No idea what you're doing.
00:07:26Oh, my God.
00:07:27What's this?
00:07:28What's this?
00:07:29Oh, no.
00:07:30What's due?
00:07:31It's not good.
00:07:32Urgent child support.
00:07:33Last notice of child support must pay.
00:07:34We'll not be paying that.
00:07:35Last notice of child support must pay.
00:07:36We'll not be paying that.
00:07:37I don't know.
00:07:38I don't know.
00:07:39Oh.
00:07:40Oh.
00:07:41Fuck.
00:07:42No, no, no, no, no.
00:07:43Damn it.
00:07:44Ah!
00:07:45Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:07:46Damn it.
00:07:47Ah!
00:07:48Fuck!
00:07:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:50Ah!
00:07:51Fucking hell.
00:07:52Ah!
00:07:53Hello.
00:07:54Delilah, you look quite nice tonight.
00:07:57I don't know.
00:07:58Oh.
00:07:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:01Ah!
00:08:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:04Ah!
00:08:05Ah!
00:08:06Fuck!
00:08:07Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:09Ah!
00:08:10Fucking hell.
00:08:11Ah!
00:08:12Ah, fucking hell.
00:08:16Hello, Delilah.
00:08:20You look quite nice tonight.
00:08:27Why, thank you, George.
00:08:30You look quite nice as well.
00:08:38Why, thank you, George.
00:08:39You look quite nice, too.
00:08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
00:08:48No, thank you.
00:08:51I'm fine.
00:08:57This is gonna be great.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:05Come on, Benji! Come on!
00:09:08You can do it, Benji, come on!
00:09:12Come on, Benji, hit the ball for once!
00:09:15Let's go, Benji!
00:09:17You're doing great!
00:09:19Hey, Tony.
00:09:20Hey, Delilah.
00:09:22Looking good as always.
00:09:24Looking good as always.
00:09:25Looking good as always?
00:09:26No!
00:09:27Looking good as always?
00:09:28Somebody likes you.
00:09:29Shut up.
00:09:30All right, Benji!
00:09:31He does.
00:09:32Nice with that dribble!
00:09:33Nice!
00:09:34Nice!
00:09:41Oh, my God.
00:09:42That's him.
00:09:47That's who?
00:09:49Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
00:09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
00:09:57He's coming over.
00:09:57What are you talking about?
00:09:59Hey, George.
00:10:00Hey, Delilah.
00:10:07Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy!
00:10:10Don't say that.
00:10:11Oh, my God, can I go?
00:10:12I'm so bored.
00:10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:10:15Thank God, I have a mani-pedi.
00:10:17Come on, let's get out of here.
00:10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
00:10:21No.
00:10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
00:10:25Who the fuck are you?
00:10:26I'm George.
00:10:28I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
00:10:34Delilah's new boyfriend.
00:10:36Yes.
00:10:37Yeah, we are dating.
00:10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
00:10:43He's an actor.
00:10:45Oh, he's an actor.
00:10:46That makes it even better.
00:10:48Wow, you are such a riot, Delilah.
00:10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber,
00:10:52you proved me wrong.
00:10:53What's that, bud?
00:10:56Nothing.
00:10:58We gotta get out of here.
00:11:00Wish you two the best.
00:11:03Hey, asshole!
00:11:06Where's the child support?
00:11:09Don't worry, Boopie.
00:11:10I'll handle it.
00:11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
00:11:13I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
00:11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going,
00:11:21but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
00:11:23Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:25Our date.
00:11:27See you tomorrow.
00:11:31Girl, you better tell me everything now.
00:11:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:45You're not supposed to do that.
00:11:46I'm a starving artist.
00:11:47They have lint on their shirts.
00:11:49I still think this is a harebrained idea.
00:11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life
00:11:54where I can be a normal person.
00:11:56Nobody after my money or my status
00:11:59or what I can do for them.
00:12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
00:12:03She just wants me to play a role.
00:12:06I do have to say,
00:12:07it's nice to see you smile again.
00:12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
00:12:15You'll see.
00:12:16And you should take the night off.
00:12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
00:12:21Hell no, boss.
00:12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
00:12:25No, it'll be fine.
00:12:26Nobody will know who I am.
00:12:27That may be the case,
00:12:28but you're still one of the richest men in the world
00:12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
00:12:32Do not follow me.
00:12:34Yes, boss.
00:12:35Later.
00:12:51Hey, how are you?
00:12:52I'm George.
00:12:53I'm Benji.
00:12:54Well, hello.
00:12:59Hello there.
00:13:00How are you?
00:13:01I am very excited about our date.
00:13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
00:13:08Won't you come in?
00:13:10Ah, yes.
00:13:11Oh, my.
00:13:21Oh, bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
00:13:26We have a lousy landlord.
00:13:28Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
00:13:31Why, thank you, George.
00:13:34You look quite nice as well.
00:13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:13:39Hi.
00:13:40I'm Roland, the babysitter.
00:13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
00:13:44What?
00:13:44Yes.
00:13:45Yes.
00:13:45Um, yeah.
00:13:46What if?
00:13:47Yeah.
00:13:48Bye-bye.
00:13:49That was so strange.
00:13:51I know.
00:13:57Well, that didn't go too well.
00:14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
00:14:04Maybe we should practice.
00:14:06That sounds good, yeah.
00:14:10Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
00:14:17Yeah, probably go eat.
00:14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
00:14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
00:14:25What are you going to do?
00:14:27Uh, same.
00:14:28Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
00:14:33Well, that's just silly.
00:14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
00:14:38Sure.
00:14:40Sounds good.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:42Okay.
00:14:47So tell me, why wedding dresses?
00:14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
00:15:00my happy ending.
00:15:03And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair.
00:15:10And then we got a divorce.
00:15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
00:15:17My roof is leaking.
00:15:19Um, my car is useless.
00:15:22And I work in a diner.
00:15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
00:15:30You know, you should call my attorney friend.
00:15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
00:15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
00:15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
00:15:43Yeah, of course.
00:15:44I will.
00:15:47Uh...
00:15:47Should probably get back from our date.
00:15:53Soon.
00:15:54Split the bill?
00:15:56Yeah, sure.
00:15:57Split the bill.
00:15:58Check, please.
00:16:10Hey, Bernard.
00:16:11This is Justin.
00:16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
00:16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
00:16:19He won't pay child support.
00:16:21And he works at Lestile.
00:16:22But I can't fire him, unless he might sue.
00:16:25Or he might figure out who I am.
00:16:27So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
00:16:31And she can't know who I am.
00:16:33She thinks my name is George.
00:16:34Thanks, ma'am.
00:16:39Hey, Dino.
00:16:41Yes, boss.
00:16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
00:16:45Let's fix the roof on it.
00:16:47Sure thing.
00:16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
00:16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
00:16:51She's not that type of girl.
00:16:52And keep everything anonymous.
00:16:55You got it.
00:17:03What's going on?
00:17:04Somebody bought the building.
00:17:06They're putting on a new roof.
00:17:08What?
00:17:08Oh, my God.
00:17:10That's amazing, right?
00:17:11That's amazing.
00:18:40Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
00:18:52Delinquency of Child Support?
00:18:55Anyway...
00:19:14We need to talk.
00:19:21I need you to follow Delilah James.
00:19:32That's her address.
00:19:34Find me some dirt.
00:19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
00:19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
00:19:41Okay, ma'am.
00:19:42You got it.
00:19:42Yeah, and don't mess it up.
00:19:46Good work.
00:19:47I had a good time.
00:19:58Yeah, it was fun.
00:19:59We should, um...
00:20:00We should do it again sometime.
00:20:01I think we sounded really good.
00:20:05But we should practice some more.
00:20:08Just in case.
00:20:09Sure.
00:20:10That'd be great.
00:20:12Well, good night.
00:20:15Good night.
00:20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
00:20:36Wait, what?
00:20:37Who?
00:20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off.
00:20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
00:20:43It says that you've won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
00:20:46I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
00:20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
00:20:54Not any that I know of.
00:20:57Oh, don't look at me.
00:20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
00:21:01Oh, my God.
00:21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
00:21:08They gave me this to you as well.
00:21:13I guess my luck is finally changing.
00:21:16What's 10 minus 4?
00:21:25You know the answer to that.
00:21:28Dang.
00:21:32Ah, shoot.
00:21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
00:21:36George, can you get it for me?
00:21:38Wallen's gonna call.
00:21:39Yeah, sure.
00:21:40No problem.
00:21:41Thanks.
00:21:46Mission accomplished.
00:22:15He's asleep.
00:22:21What?
00:22:24Nothing.
00:22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
00:22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
00:22:33Sure.
00:22:34I think that we should practice kissing.
00:22:56I think that we should practice kissing.
00:22:59I think that would be a good idea.
00:23:03See you guys.
00:23:05Bye.
00:23:09Bye.
00:23:14Bye.
00:23:16Bye.
00:23:24Bye.
00:23:25Bye.
00:23:26Bye.
00:23:26Bye.
00:23:27Bye.
00:23:29Bye.
00:24:02Oh, my God. George, wake up. The time.
00:24:18What?
00:24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes. Wait.
00:24:21Oh, okay, yeah.
00:24:22Come on.
00:24:22Okay.
00:24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
00:24:28to school.
00:24:29Okay.
00:24:29Just go.
00:24:33Okay.
00:24:34No, no, no. Go, go, go, go.
00:24:43Come on. Finish up. We're going to be late.
00:24:45I don't want to eat this.
00:24:49Grab your bag. Come on.
00:24:50We got it.
00:24:51Okay.
00:24:56Hurry.
00:24:57Let's go.
00:24:57Hey.
00:25:04Hi.
00:25:15So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
00:25:17I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing. That woman, she's clean and just boring. That guy
00:25:23is like he doesn't even exist. Zip, zilch, nada.
00:25:26How is that possible?
00:25:31Don't shrug him.
00:25:33No.
00:25:33That, who it?
00:25:36Dammit.
00:25:37How dare she?
00:25:38Maybe we owe her a lot of money.
00:25:41Money that could be spent on me.
00:25:44Us.
00:25:44Okay, this is what I want you to do. Get rid of him. If they don't exist, then he has
00:25:53enough to pay child support. And all the money goes to me. I mean, us.
00:25:58Let me get this straight. What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, ow, damn
00:26:06it.
00:26:07Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
00:26:09But you gotta, I mean, ow. All right, all right. I'll handle it. I'll do it.
00:26:15Excellent.
00:26:16Consider it done.
00:26:18Good. Let me know when you finish. Also, I need the keys to your apartment. Bye.
00:26:24Bye.
00:26:28There we go.
00:26:46We're fucked.
00:26:48Come on, Reb. Give us a break.
00:26:50Hey, that was a foul.
00:26:52No.
00:26:54No.
00:26:54Oh, shit.
00:26:57Oh, my God.
00:26:58Hang on.
00:26:59Off.
00:27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
00:27:02What is he doing?
00:27:04Your kid's a bitch.
00:27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud. Everything all right?
00:27:08No.
00:27:10What's wrong?
00:27:11My ankle.
00:27:13You sure it's your ankle?
00:27:14I can't do it.
00:27:16What is he saying?
00:27:17No idea.
00:27:18Oh, for the love of...
00:27:21Listen.
00:27:23We all believe that you can do it.
00:27:25You just need to believe that you can.
00:27:27Look at me.
00:27:30Reb, can we have a second?
00:27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
00:27:35You can do this.
00:27:37And I know that you taking this pony cake is a big deal.
00:27:40And it is.
00:27:40But messy misses sometimes, you know?
00:27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
00:27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
00:27:50And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
00:27:58Yes.
00:27:59Yeah.
00:28:00You ready?
00:28:01Yeah.
00:28:04There you go.
00:28:05And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
00:28:08Everything will work out.
00:28:09I promise.
00:28:10Okay.
00:28:11All right, buddy.
00:28:11I can do it.
00:28:21Come on, Ben.
00:28:22Come on, son.
00:28:23You can do it.
00:28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
00:28:25Oh, my God.
00:28:27I can do it.
00:28:28I can do it.
00:28:29I can do it.
00:28:30Hey, Boobie, let's go.
00:28:49I have a hair appointment.
00:28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:53My company is opening up a third branch, and there's going to be a big party next week,
00:28:58and I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
00:29:01Thank you, Tony.
00:29:02I'm actually with him now, so.
00:29:07With him?
00:29:09Yeah.
00:29:09You're serious?
00:29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
00:29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
00:29:15You see him out there acting on the field, pretending to help Benji?
00:29:19Hey, I didn't know you were such a slut.
00:29:24Hey!
00:29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
00:29:29Let's go.
00:29:31Um, I'm hard now.
00:29:34Ew.
00:29:34Okay, can we go?
00:29:35Let's go.
00:29:35Come on.
00:29:36Come on, let's go.
00:29:36I can't.
00:29:37I really fucking...
00:29:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
00:29:48And you got your roof fixed.
00:29:50I wonder who bought the building.
00:29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
00:29:54Yeah, he does.
00:29:55Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
00:29:57Come up!
00:29:58Just...
00:29:59Please, don't do this.
00:30:00I have a child at home.
00:30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
00:30:04You can take it, and you can go right now, man.
00:30:05Just turn around.
00:30:06Come on.
00:30:07Come on.
00:30:08Just turn.
00:30:09Fuck.
00:30:10Damn it.
00:30:12Listen, sorry.
00:30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
00:30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money.
00:30:18Come on.
00:30:32Dino!
00:30:32Thank God, man.
00:30:33You okay, boss?
00:30:34Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:30:35You okay?
00:30:36Okay.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:38Wait, you two know each other?
00:30:40uh dino is is my my cousin yeah but he called you boss yeah his nickname from when we were kids
00:30:54he was a real bossy sob yeah that's right i was just heading home when i heard screaming
00:31:00lucky coincidence yeah very lucky thank you dino thank you anytime we should go
00:31:08hey let's not tell benji about what happened i think it will really scare him
00:31:17i um i what look i don't know what i would do if something were to happen to you
00:31:27i think i would maybe what's going on i'm falling for you i'm in love with you
00:31:36no you aren't yes i am and what's so wrong with that listen george you are something really good
00:31:46that's come into my life because of a silly idea that i had but the plan worked okay benji's fine
00:31:55he thinks that we're in love yeah because we are no we aren't yes we are no love ruins everything
00:32:03okay love was not part of the deal here part of the deal what about the other night
00:32:09hmm the other night was a mistake and that will never happen again are you serious yeah
00:32:17whatever delilah i did i'm not that type of guy but if you're that type of girl then my bad oh
00:32:26i am not that kind of girl at all and you better take that back delilah whatever you know i'm gonna go
00:32:36hey boss how about i heat you up some soup dino dino dino man women are nothing but trouble
00:32:56you know they think they know what they want then they get what they want and that actually
00:33:02is not even what they wanted and women are trouble that's that's the bottom line that's what i'm
00:33:07trying to say here i'm sorry man no it's fine dino you should go home straight to your wife
00:33:15because you got a good one yes sir and you should cherish her yes sir yeah
00:33:22i'm sorry man no it's good and it's good and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and it's fine and
00:33:52Oh, there's nothing in here.
00:34:20Oh, Jesus.
00:34:22Oh, my God.
00:34:50Tell me, what you got?
00:34:53I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
00:34:56I'm sorry.
00:34:57He had some goon there.
00:34:58He came out of nowhere's.
00:35:00What?
00:35:03They've seen my face.
00:35:05I gotta have to lay low for a while.
00:35:07You idiot!
00:35:08I told you to do one thing!
00:35:10Get out!
00:35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own!
00:35:14You should've saw how big the guy was.
00:35:16You idiot.
00:35:20Hey, sexy.
00:35:25Hey.
00:35:26What is it?
00:35:27What's wrong?
00:35:30Okay.
00:35:31I have to show you something.
00:35:33You can't laugh, okay?
00:35:35What?
00:35:37Of course.
00:35:38Anything for you, Boopy.
00:35:43What?
00:35:44Cher, they're...
00:35:46They're actually amazing.
00:35:48So you'll pitch it?
00:35:50Of course.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:52Yeah, it will.
00:35:53Thank you, Boopy.
00:35:57Wow.
00:35:58Incredible.
00:36:20Boopy.
00:36:21Mama's in the mood.
00:36:27Boopy.
00:36:28Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
00:36:33Boopy.
00:36:34Boopy.
00:36:35Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
00:36:40Boopy.
00:36:41Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
00:36:44Boopy!
00:36:45Boopy.
00:36:53Boopy.
00:36:58Boopy!
00:36:59No, wait.
00:37:23George, please call me.
00:37:26I'm so sorry about the other night.
00:37:29Oh.
00:37:44George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
00:37:49Benji misses you. I miss you.
00:37:53Call me.
00:37:54I miss you.
00:37:55I miss you.
00:37:56I miss you.
00:37:57I miss you.
00:37:58I miss you.
00:37:59I miss you.
00:38:00I miss you.
00:38:01I miss you.
00:38:10Fine.
00:38:12Barone's 7 o'clock.
00:38:14This better be important.
00:38:15This better be important.
00:38:21Listen.
00:38:23I really need to talk with you.
00:38:25Can we get a coffee?
00:38:27Just a coffee.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:31Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
00:38:34See you then.
00:38:41Hey, Dino.
00:38:42Yes, boss?
00:38:43Hey, can you do me a solid?
00:38:46Can you follow Delilah?
00:38:48She's been acting a little strange,
00:38:49and I kind of want to just know what's up.
00:38:51Consider it done.
00:38:57So what is this about?
00:39:01Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
00:39:03No.
00:39:08I've been thinking about us.
00:39:10Us?
00:39:10Us.
00:39:10There is no us.
00:39:14But there is.
00:39:16There could be.
00:39:19When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game,
00:39:22I knew I made a big mistake.
00:39:25We're a family.
00:39:28We're the perfect family.
00:39:30You've got to be kidding me.
00:39:31How dare you?
00:39:36How dare you?
00:39:41How dare you?
00:39:43Sharon, boopy!
00:39:45This was not my idea.
00:39:47You're lying.
00:39:48You're trying to steal my man.
00:39:50I already told you.
00:39:51He's mine, you slut.
00:39:53Tell her.
00:39:54This was your idea.
00:39:55He wants us to get back together.
00:39:57Oh.
00:39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
00:40:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
00:40:02She said it was an emergency.
00:40:04Something about Benji.
00:40:05You coward.
00:40:07She grabbed my hand.
00:40:09She was begging me.
00:40:10It was pathetic.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:12Take that, you slut.
00:40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
00:40:27You're a worm.
00:40:29And you're fucking crazy.
00:40:32And this man does not pay his child support.
00:40:36Okay.
00:40:41Poopy.
00:40:42Don't even start.
00:40:43What the hell is this?
00:40:44You're embarrassing me.
00:40:46It's disgusting.
00:40:46Let's go.
00:40:47Let's go.
00:40:48Come on.
00:40:55Hey.
00:40:58Hey.
00:40:59Thank you for meeting with me.
00:41:01I'm happy to see you.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:05What do you want, Delilah?
00:41:09I've been thinking about us.
00:41:12About our conversation the other week and what you said.
00:41:19Look, I was wrong.
00:41:22I-
00:41:23What I said was wrong and I made a mistake.
00:41:26And I was confused.
00:41:28What do you mean you were confused?
00:41:30How was dinner last night?
00:41:33With Andy.
00:41:34What?
00:41:34I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
00:41:38How do you know about that?
00:41:42Ah.
00:41:43So you did have dinner with him.
00:41:45And you held hands.
00:41:47How romantic.
00:41:48Oh, my God.
00:41:49Did you have me followed?
00:41:51You're not even denying it.
00:41:53Oh, God.
00:41:55I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
00:41:59Yeah.
00:41:59And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06Yeah, right.
00:42:07And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
00:42:12But now I realize I was wrong.
00:42:15You're just an asshole.
00:42:16And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
00:42:26God.
00:42:27Oh!
00:42:31I hope I never have to see you again.
00:42:36Christ.
00:42:45Mom?
00:42:46Yeah, hon.
00:42:47Can I ask you a personal question?
00:42:52Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
00:42:55Where's George?
00:42:57George.
00:42:59You heard me.
00:43:00Where's George?
00:43:02Um, didn't you have a fight?
00:43:06Well, did you break up?
00:43:09Sometimes grown-ups, they, they have to make decisions.
00:43:23Well, it's okay.
00:43:24You broke up.
00:43:25Don't worry about it.
00:43:27I'm used to it.
00:43:28I'm sorry, Benji.
00:43:33I really am.
00:43:36I'm sorry.
00:43:37I really am.
00:43:37I'm sorry.
00:43:38I'm sorry.
00:43:38I'm sorry.
00:43:39What's in your car, George?
00:43:49Thank you for meeting with me.
00:43:58Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
00:44:02Um, are you here alone?
00:44:04Yeah, I snuck out.
00:44:05Mom's a rocker.
00:44:06Roland fell asleep on the couch.
00:44:07He does it every time.
00:44:09Don't tell mom.
00:44:09Okay.
00:44:12I want to talk about mom.
00:44:15Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
00:44:19Mom has been super sad.
00:44:22And I'm sorry to hear about that.
00:44:24You know she loves you, right?
00:44:26Wait, what?
00:44:28I can tell.
00:44:31Benji, it's not what you think.
00:44:32Look, your mom hired me to...
00:44:36I know you've been pretending.
00:44:38What?
00:44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
00:44:41so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
00:44:45Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
00:44:47But...
00:44:47And you love her too.
00:44:48But there's...
00:44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
00:44:51and please get back together.
00:44:54Deal.
00:44:58Deal.
00:45:02Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
00:45:03What?
00:45:04What?
00:45:05How...
00:45:05A friend of a friend of an ex
00:45:07had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show
00:45:10and I couldn't use them
00:45:12and gave them to me!
00:45:14What?
00:45:15Wait, that is like huge.
00:45:17Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
00:45:20How you?
00:45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
00:45:24And guilt, baby, guilt.
00:45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
00:45:31Who?
00:45:31You silly!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33Yeah!
00:45:35Wait, those are my designs.
00:45:42What?
00:45:43Those look exactly like my dresses.
00:45:45You see?
00:45:46Oh my God, they do!
00:45:49We have to go.
00:45:50Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
00:46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
00:46:17There they are.
00:46:17Ladies and gentlemen,
00:46:23before we end this magical show,
00:46:25we have a very special treat.
00:46:27Today, after years of secrecy,
00:46:29Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
00:46:34founder, and primary designer.
00:46:36Oh my God.
00:46:39We're fucked.
00:46:41Oh my God.
00:46:43Ladies and gentlemen,
00:46:45please put your hands together for none other than
00:46:47Justin Fitzgerald.
00:46:59Isn't that...
00:47:00Yes.
00:47:01George.
00:47:10Did you know about that?
00:47:11Yeah.
00:47:12He gave me the tickets.
00:47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
00:47:16Did you know about that?
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:18He gave me the tickets.
00:47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
00:47:22Not a secret, Milo.
00:47:23A surprise.
00:47:23I killed Benji.
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:25She almost said he killed Benji.
00:47:27Wow.
00:47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
00:47:32You know,
00:47:32they say that the truth will set you free.
00:47:35Oh my God.
00:47:36Well,
00:47:37I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
00:47:42And the truth is,
00:47:44I've fallen deeply in love
00:47:47with Delilah James.
00:47:52The greatest and latest design discovery
00:47:54and the love of my life.
00:47:58Holy fuck.
00:48:00Damn it.
00:48:01This isn't fair.
00:48:03So on this magnificent day,
00:48:04it is my greatest pleasure
00:48:06to introduce our premiere line of showing
00:48:08of wedding dresses
00:48:09designed by my love, Delilah.
00:48:34Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
00:48:49I do have one more important thing to say,
00:48:51and it is very important.
00:48:53Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
00:49:12Delilah,
00:49:17will you please do me the honor
00:49:38and be my wife?
00:49:47Delilah,
00:49:48will you please do me the honor
00:49:50and be my wife?
00:49:56Yes.
00:49:57What?
00:50:00Yes.
00:50:01You will.
00:50:02I will.
00:50:03You will.
00:50:03The clothing was disgusting.
00:50:20Terrible.
00:50:20Andy James,
00:50:21you are under arrest
00:50:22for delinquency of child support
00:50:23and contempt of court.
00:50:25Sharon Swart,
00:50:26you are under arrest
00:50:27for attempted murder.
00:50:28No, Boobie,
00:50:30Boobie, make it stop.
00:50:31No, no, no, Boobie,
00:50:32Boobie, make it stop.
00:50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
00:50:34Oh!
00:50:40I now pronounce you
00:50:42husband and wife.
00:50:44Once upon a time,
00:50:45I thought life was about finding love,
00:50:47but in the end,
00:50:48I learned it's not just about finding love,
00:50:51but loving yourself,
00:50:53your truth,
00:50:54and your joy,
00:50:56proving that sometimes
00:50:57the best things come
00:50:59from the most unexpected beginnings.
00:51:03Straight to your wife,
00:51:07because you got a good one.
00:51:10Yes, sir.
00:51:10And you should cherish her.
00:51:12Yes, sir.
00:51:13Yeah.
00:51:17It's got a good one.
00:51:19It's got a good one.
00:51:44There's nothing in here.
00:52:03There's nothing in here.
00:52:18Tell me, what you got?
00:52:46I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
00:52:47I'm sorry.
00:52:48He had some goon there.
00:52:49He came out of nowhere's.
00:52:52What?
00:52:55They've seen my face.
00:52:57I got to have to lay low for a while.
00:52:58You idiot!
00:53:00I told you to do one thing.
00:53:02Get out!
00:53:03I clearly have to do everything on my own.
00:53:06You should have saw a big the guy was.
00:53:07Idiot.
00:53:08Hey, sexy.
00:53:16Hey.
00:53:17What is it?
00:53:18What's wrong?
00:53:20Okay.
00:53:22I have to show you something.
00:53:24You can't laugh, okay?
00:53:26What?
00:53:27Of course.
00:53:29Anything for you, Boopie.
00:53:35What?
00:53:36Cher, they're actually amazing.
00:53:39So you'll pitch it?
00:53:41Of course.
00:53:43Yeah.
00:53:44Yeah, it will.
00:53:45Thank you, Boopie.
00:53:47Wow.
00:53:48Incredible.
00:54:17Boopie.
00:54:18Mama's in the mood.
00:54:19Boopie.
00:54:20Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
00:54:35Boopie.
00:54:36Boopie.
00:54:46Oh, jeez.
00:54:52Don't wait.
00:55:14George.
00:55:16Please call me, I'm so sorry about the other night.
00:55:36George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
00:55:41Benji misses you, I miss you.
00:55:44Call me.
00:56:02Fine.
00:56:04Barone, 7 o'clock. This better be important.
00:56:08Listen, I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee? Just a coffee.
00:56:20Okay, slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
00:56:32Uh, hey Dino.
00:56:34Yes, boss.
00:56:35Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange and I kinda wanna just know what's up.
00:56:42Consider it done.
00:56:44So what is this about?
00:56:52Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
00:56:54No.
00:56:55No.
00:56:59I've been thinking about us.
00:57:01Us.
00:57:04There is no us.
00:57:06But there is.
00:57:07There could be.
00:57:09When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
00:57:17We're a family.
00:57:19We're the perfect family.
00:57:21You've gotta be kidding me.
00:57:22You've gotta be kidding me.
00:57:26How dare you?
00:57:32How dare you?
00:57:34Sharon Boopy!
00:57:36This was not my idea.
00:57:38You're lying.
00:57:39You're trying to steal my man.
00:57:41I already told you.
00:57:42He's mine, you slut!
00:57:44Tell her, this was your idea.
00:57:46He wants us to get back together.
00:57:48Oh.
00:57:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:57:51Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
00:57:53She said it was an emergency.
00:57:55Something about Benji.
00:57:56You coward.
00:57:59She grabbed my hand.
00:58:00She was begging me.
00:58:01It was pathetic.
00:58:03Okay.
00:58:12Take that, you slut!
00:58:14I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
00:58:17You're a worm.
00:58:20And you're fucking crazy.
00:58:23And this man does not pay his child support.
00:58:27Okay.
00:58:32Boopy.
00:58:33Don't even start.
00:58:34What the hell is this?
00:58:35You're embarrassing me.
00:58:36It's disgusting.
00:58:37Let's go.
00:58:38Let's go.
00:58:39Come on.
00:58:40Hey.
00:58:41Hey.
00:58:42Hey.
00:58:43Thank you for meeting with me.
00:58:44I'm happy to see you.
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46What do you want, Delilah?
00:58:47I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
00:58:51Look, I was wrong.
00:58:52I...
00:58:53What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake.
00:58:54And I was confused.
00:58:55What do you mean you were confused?
00:58:56What do you mean you were confused?
00:58:57How was dinner last night?
00:58:58with Andy.
00:58:59What?
00:59:00What?
00:59:01What?
00:59:02What was dinner last night?
00:59:03With Andy.
00:59:04What?
00:59:05What, what?
00:59:06What?
00:59:07What?
00:59:08What?
00:59:09I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said, look, I
00:59:12was wrong.
00:59:13I...
00:59:14What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake.
00:59:18And I was confused.
00:59:20What do you mean you were confused?
00:59:21how was dinner last night with Andy what I said how was dinner last night with
00:59:30Andy how do you know about that ah so you did have dinner with him and you
00:59:37held hands how romantic oh my god did you have me
00:59:42followed you're not even denying it I had dinner with Andy last night because
00:59:49he asked to talk about Benji yeah and then he grabbed my hand and then his
00:59:54girlfriend threw wine in my face right yeah right and then I went home and I
01:00:00did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you but now I
01:00:04realize I was wrong you're just an asshole you're just a lonely woman who
01:00:13shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her oh I hope I
01:00:23never have to see you again Christ
01:00:30mom yeah hon can I ask you a personal question well I guess that depends on
01:00:45what the question is where's George George you heard me where's George um
01:00:55did you have a fight well did you break up
01:01:08sometimes grown-ups they they have to make decisions well it's okay you broke up
01:01:16don't worry about it I'm used to it I'm sorry Benji
01:01:24I really am
01:01:39what was in your cart George
01:01:43thank you for meeting with me yeah I was surprised that you called um are you here alone yeah I snuck out mom's a rocker
01:01:57Roland fell asleep on the couch he does it every time don't tell mom okay I want to
01:02:04talk about mom look Benji I don't think that there's much to talk about there
01:02:10mom was being super sad and I'm sorry to hear about that you know she loves you
01:02:16right wait what I can tell Benji it's not what you think look your mom hired me I know you've been
01:02:28pretending what I know you're pretending that you love each other so mom can
01:02:33show me how it is to be a happy couple listen I mean be a kid but I'm not
01:02:38stupid but a new lover too but there's so I'd like the two of you to stop the
01:02:42shenanigans and please get back together deal deal
01:02:50Delilah Delilah Delilah what what how a friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets to
01:03:00a little couture fashion style show and I couldn't use them and get into me wait that is like huge anyone
01:03:09is gonna be at that fashion show let's just say the relationship didn't go well and guilt baby guilt
01:03:17and guess who's gonna be my date oh you silly wait those are my designs what those look exactly like
01:03:35my dresses you see oh my god they do we have to go
01:03:42booby I think we're gonna change the fashion world
01:04:05ooh I agree booby there they are ladies and gentlemen before we end this magical show we have a very
01:04:17special treat today after years of secrecy the style couture will finally reveal its company's owner
01:04:25founder and primary designer oh my god we're fucked oh my god ladies and
01:04:35gentlemen please put your hands together for none other than justin fitzgerald
01:04:42isn't that yes George did you know about that yeah he gave me the tickets but how could you keep this a secret from me did you know about that yeah he gave me the tickets but how could you keep this a secret from me did you know about that
01:05:12what a secret from me not a secret my love a surprise
01:05:15yeah
01:05:19wow I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders you know they say that the truth will set you free oh my god
01:05:27oh my god
01:05:28well I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years
01:05:34and the truth is
01:05:37I've fallen deeply in love
01:05:40with Delilah James
01:05:44the greatest and latest design discovery
01:05:46and the love of my life
01:05:49holy fuck
01:05:50damn it this isn't fair
01:05:53so on this magnificent day it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love Delilah
01:06:03thank you
01:06:10oh my god
01:06:14disgusting
01:06:29Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
01:06:41I do have one more important thing to say,
01:06:43and it is very important.
01:06:51Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
01:06:54I do have one more important thing to say,
01:06:56and it is very important.
01:07:00Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
01:07:05Oh, we're going to go.
01:07:07Oh, we're going to go.
01:07:13Oh, we're going to go.
01:07:18Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
01:07:32Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
01:07:45Yes.
01:07:49What?
01:07:52Yes.
01:07:53You will?
01:07:54I will.
01:07:55You will?
01:07:55The clothing was disgusting.
01:08:11Terrible.
01:08:12Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
01:08:16Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
01:08:19No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
01:08:23No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
01:08:25Oh, shut up, Sharon.
01:08:26Ah!
01:08:32I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:08:35Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
01:08:39But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love,
01:08:42but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
01:08:48Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
01:08:52Proving that sometimes the poor, the cause.
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