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  • 7/17/2025
Act Like You Love Me – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah, let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:00:46Oh, no, um...
00:00:48Oh, let me guess, no money?
00:00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:00:53Starving actor?
00:00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
00:01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
00:01:04Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
00:01:07Just get out of here.
00:01:10Go.
00:01:11Okay.
00:01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
00:01:20Nothing?
00:01:21Nothing.
00:01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
00:01:24She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
00:01:27Let me see that.
00:01:29This looks like a marriage license.
00:01:36You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
00:01:41You should have read the fine print.
00:01:43You tricked her?
00:01:45Shame on you.
00:01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
00:01:48Whore!
00:01:50You do, however, get child support.
00:01:53Wait, what?
00:01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
00:01:58Well, fuck the law.
00:02:09Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
00:02:12I want a divorce. I think it's time you find your own place.
00:02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
00:02:17I'm a horrible mother.
00:02:42My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
00:02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
00:03:05Perfect.
00:03:08Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
00:03:12I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
00:03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
00:03:40The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
00:03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
00:03:55Everyone out.
00:03:57This is my house. This is my life. So get out!
00:04:01Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
00:04:03All right, people. Party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
00:04:08Party's over.
00:04:09Party's over.
00:04:10Party's over.
00:04:15Home.
00:04:17New clothes.
00:04:26Party.
00:04:27Party.
00:04:28Party.
00:04:29Party.
00:04:30Party.
00:04:31Party.
00:04:32Party.
00:04:33Party.
00:04:35Party.
00:04:35Hey, George. Welcome back.
00:04:44Hey.
00:04:45This is the money that I owe you.
00:04:50What can I get for you?
00:04:52I'll take a black coffee.
00:04:53Coffee?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Sure.
00:04:56Be back with that.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:01Let me guess.
00:05:03Acting not going so well.
00:05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch.
00:05:08Yeah.
00:05:10I don't believe in love.
00:05:12Fine.
00:05:13I want a divorce.
00:05:15Did you hear him?
00:05:16I ruined my son.
00:05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to stay in love if he's ever going to hire himself.
00:05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
00:05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
00:05:26I think I have an idea.
00:05:28Okay.
00:05:29What is that?
00:05:31I want to hire you.
00:05:34You want to hire me?
00:05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
00:05:37An acting gig.
00:05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
00:05:43You know?
00:05:44Like a happy couple.
00:05:47Oh, um, yeah.
00:05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
00:05:57What do you say?
00:05:58Deal.
00:06:01Deal.
00:06:02Deal.
00:06:10All right.
00:06:14Come on.
00:06:15Two more.
00:06:17Last one.
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:20Good work.
00:06:20Good work.
00:06:21Yeah.
00:06:21Hey, can I tell you something?
00:06:23Well, that's never good.
00:06:25You ready?
00:06:26As ready as I could be.
00:06:29I'm going to be an actor.
00:06:31You what?
00:06:32Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
00:06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:40She doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
00:06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
00:06:50Totally normal request.
00:06:52Look, man, I just need something.
00:06:54Something different.
00:06:56You know, I can't do this anymore.
00:06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
00:07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
00:07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress' boyfriend?
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:07Okay.
00:07:08Crazy things have happened.
00:07:10I got your back, boss.
00:07:12Thanks, Zeno.
00:07:13And you'll see.
00:07:14She's great.
00:07:14Whatever you say, boss.
00:07:16Another set?
00:07:17Okay.
00:07:19Oh, my God.
00:07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
00:07:24No idea what you're doing.
00:07:27I...
00:07:27What's this?
00:07:30Oh, no.
00:07:32Stu.
00:07:33It's not bad.
00:07:34Urgent child support.
00:07:45Last notice of child support must pay...
00:07:48We'll not be paying that.
00:07:58I don't know.
00:07:59Oh!
00:07:59Fuck!
00:08:07No, no, no, no!
00:08:10Fucking hell.
00:08:15Hello, Delilah.
00:08:19You look quite nice tonight.
00:08:27Why, thank you, George.
00:08:30You look quite nice as well.
00:08:34Can I offer you something to drink?
00:08:47No.
00:08:50I'm fine.
00:08:54This is going to be great.
00:09:02Okay.
00:09:06Come on, Benji!
00:09:07Come on!
00:09:08You can do it, Benji.
00:09:10Come on!
00:09:12Come on, Benji.
00:09:13Hit the ball for once.
00:09:16Let's go, Benji!
00:09:18You're doing great!
00:09:20Hey, Tony.
00:09:22Hey, Delilah.
00:09:24Looking good as always.
00:09:26You!
00:09:27Looking good as always?
00:09:28Somebody likes you.
00:09:29Shut up.
00:09:30All right, Benji!
00:09:31He does.
00:09:32Nice with that dribble!
00:09:34Nice!
00:09:41Oh, my God.
00:09:42That's him.
00:09:47That's who?
00:09:49Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
00:09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
00:09:56He's coming over.
00:09:57What are you talking about?
00:09:59Hey, George.
00:10:00Hey, Delilah.
00:10:07Oh, for Christ's sake!
00:10:08Man up, boy!
00:10:10Don't say that.
00:10:11Oh, my God.
00:10:11Can I go?
00:10:12I'm so bored.
00:10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:10:15Thank God.
00:10:16I have a mani-paddy.
00:10:17Come on.
00:10:17Let's get out of here.
00:10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
00:10:21No.
00:10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
00:10:25Who the fuck are you?
00:10:27I'm George.
00:10:28I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
00:10:30Delilah's new boyfriend.
00:10:36Yes.
00:10:37Yeah.
00:10:38We are dating.
00:10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
00:10:43He's an actor.
00:10:45Oh, he's an actor.
00:10:46That makes it even better.
00:10:48Wow.
00:10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
00:10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
00:10:52You proved me wrong.
00:10:53What's that, bud?
00:10:57Nothing.
00:10:58We gotta get out of here.
00:11:00Wish you two the best.
00:11:03Hey, asshole!
00:11:04Where's the child support?
00:11:09Don't worry, Boopie.
00:11:10I'll handle it.
00:11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
00:11:16I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
00:11:19All right, I think I'm going to get going, but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
00:11:22Well, yes, yes, yes, our date.
00:11:27See you tomorrow?
00:11:31Girl, you better tell me everything now.
00:11:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:45You're not supposed to do that.
00:11:46I'm a starving artist.
00:11:47They have lint on their shirts.
00:11:49I still think this is a harebrained idea.
00:11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
00:11:56Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
00:12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
00:12:03She just wants me to play a role.
00:12:06I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
00:12:13Yeah, it's going to be nice.
00:12:15You'll see.
00:12:16And you should take the night off.
00:12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
00:12:21Hell no, boss.
00:12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
00:12:25No, it'll be fine.
00:12:26Nobody will know who I am.
00:12:27That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
00:12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
00:12:32Do not follow me.
00:12:34Yes, boss.
00:12:35Later.
00:12:36Hey, how are you?
00:12:52I'm George.
00:12:53I'm Benji.
00:12:54Well, hello.
00:13:00Hello there.
00:13:00How are you?
00:13:01I am very excited about our date.
00:13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
00:13:08Won't you come in?
00:13:10Ah, yes.
00:13:11Oh, my.
00:13:21Oh, bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
00:13:26We have a lousy landlord.
00:13:27Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
00:13:31Why, thank you, George.
00:13:34You look quite nice as well.
00:13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:13:39Hi.
00:13:40I'm Roland, the babysitter.
00:13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
00:13:44Yes.
00:13:45Yes.
00:13:45Um, yeah.
00:13:46What if, uh...
00:13:48That was so strange.
00:13:51I know.
00:13:57Well, that didn't go too well.
00:14:00Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
00:14:04Maybe we should practice.
00:14:06That sounds good, yeah.
00:14:10Uh, so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours
00:14:14while we're on our supposed date?
00:14:19Yeah, probably go eat.
00:14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
00:14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
00:14:25What are you gonna do?
00:14:27Uh, same.
00:14:28Probably grab a bite to eat.
00:14:30Maybe hit a bookstore.
00:14:33Well, that's just silly.
00:14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
00:14:38Sure.
00:14:39Sounds good.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:50So tell me, why wedding dresses?
00:14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl,
00:14:56I always wanted to wear the dress,
00:14:58be the bride.
00:15:00Yeah.
00:15:00Have my happy ending.
00:15:03And then I eloped with Andy
00:15:07and, uh, he had an affair.
00:15:12Then we got a divorce.
00:15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
00:15:17My roof is leaking.
00:15:18I mean, um, my car is useless.
00:15:22And I work in a diner.
00:15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
00:15:30You know, you know, you should call my attorney friend.
00:15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
00:15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
00:15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
00:15:43Yeah, of course.
00:15:43I will.
00:15:49Should probably get back from our date soon.
00:15:54Split the bill?
00:15:54Yeah, sure.
00:15:56Uh, split the bill.
00:16:00Check, please.
00:16:01Hey, Bernard.
00:16:11This is Justin.
00:16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
00:16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
00:16:19He won't pay child support.
00:16:21And he works at Lestile.
00:16:22But I can't fire him, or lest he might sue.
00:16:25Or he might figure out who I am.
00:16:27So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
00:16:31And she can't know who I am.
00:16:33She thinks my name is George.
00:16:34Thanks, ma'am.
00:16:39Hey, Dino.
00:16:41Yes, boss.
00:16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
00:16:44And let's fix the roof on it.
00:16:47Sure thing.
00:16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
00:16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
00:16:51She's not that type of girl.
00:16:53And keep everything anonymous.
00:16:55You got it.
00:17:03What's going on?
00:17:04Somebody bought the building.
00:17:06They're putting on a new roof.
00:17:08What?
00:17:08Oh, my God.
00:17:10That's amazing, right?
00:17:14Oh, my God.
00:18:39Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services, delinquency
00:18:53of child support?
00:18:55Anyway...
00:19:13We need to talk.
00:19:20I need you to follow Delilah James.
00:19:30That's her address.
00:19:34Find me some dirt.
00:19:35I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
00:19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
00:19:40Okay, ma'am.
00:19:41You got it.
00:19:42Yeah.
00:19:43And don't mess it up.
00:19:45Sure.
00:19:46I had a good time.
00:19:57Yeah, it was fun.
00:19:58We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
00:20:03I think we sounded really good.
00:20:04But we should practice some more.
00:20:08Just in case.
00:20:09Sure.
00:20:10That'd be great.
00:20:11Well, good night.
00:20:13Good night.
00:20:20Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
00:20:35Wait, what?
00:20:36Who?
00:20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off.
00:20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
00:20:42It says that you've won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
00:20:46I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
00:20:50Did you enter some kind of contest?
00:20:53Not any that I know of.
00:20:55Oh, don't look at me.
00:20:58Look, it's got your name on it.
00:21:00Oh, my God.
00:21:02It really does say that car belongs to me.
00:21:06They gave me this to you as well.
00:21:09I guess my luck is finally changing.
00:21:14What's 10 minus 4?
00:21:25You know the answer to that.
00:21:27Dang.
00:21:32Ah, shoot.
00:21:33I left my phone in my bedroom.
00:21:35George, can you get it for me?
00:21:37Wallen's gonna call.
00:21:38Yeah, sure.
00:21:39No problem.
00:21:40Thanks.
00:21:44No problem.
00:21:45No problem.
00:21:46Seriously, Just let me be your name.
00:21:47I was in my bedroom.
00:21:48No problem.
00:21:49No problem.
00:21:50No problem.
00:21:51No problem.
00:21:52There's no problem.
00:21:53No problem.
00:21:54I never
00:22:05love it.
00:22:05No problem.
00:22:06No problem.
00:22:07What'd you do?
00:22:08No problem.
00:22:09No problem.
00:22:10No problem.
00:22:11Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
00:22:19What?
00:22:21Nothing. I just, um...
00:22:23I think that we should practice.
00:22:27Let's do the mirror exercise.
00:22:31Sure.
00:22:41I think that we should practice kissing.
00:22:53I think that we should practice kissing.
00:22:59I think that would be a good idea.
00:23:05Yeah.
00:23:07I think that we should practice.
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:13When?
00:23:15I think I'm wrong.
00:23:17On the things I saw.
00:23:19When?
00:23:21Where'd my ego go?
00:23:23Where's my ego?
00:23:29Ask me.
00:24:01Oh, my God, George, wake up.
00:24:16The time.
00:24:18What?
00:24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
00:24:20Wait.
00:24:21Oh, okay, yeah.
00:24:22Come on.
00:24:22Okay.
00:24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
00:24:28to school.
00:24:29Okay.
00:24:29Just go.
00:24:33Okay.
00:24:34No, no, no.
00:24:35Go, go, go, go.
00:24:43Come on, finish up.
00:24:44We're going to be late.
00:24:45I don't want to eat this.
00:24:49Grab your bag.
00:24:50Come on.
00:24:50We got it.
00:24:51Okay.
00:24:56Hurry.
00:24:57Let's go.
00:24:57Okay.
00:25:02Hey.
00:25:04Hi.
00:25:15So, tell me something good.
00:25:17What'd you get?
00:25:17I'm sorry, ma'am.
00:25:18I ain't got nothing.
00:25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
00:25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
00:25:25Zip.
00:25:25Zilch.
00:25:26Nada.
00:25:29How is that possible?
00:25:31Don't shrug me.
00:25:33No.
00:25:33That hoot.
00:25:34Damn it.
00:25:34How dare she.
00:25:38Maybe we owes her a lot of money.
00:25:40Money that could be spent on me.
00:25:44Us.
00:25:47Okay.
00:25:48This is what I want you to do.
00:25:49Get rid of them.
00:25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
00:25:54And all the money goes to me.
00:25:57I mean us.
00:25:59Let me get this straight.
00:26:02What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
00:26:05Ow.
00:26:06Damn it.
00:26:07Don't say it out loud.
00:26:08It gives me the creeps.
00:26:09But you gotta...
00:26:10I mean...
00:26:11Ow.
00:26:12All right.
00:26:12All right.
00:26:13I'll handle it.
00:26:14I'll do it.
00:26:15Excellent.
00:26:16Consider it done.
00:26:18Good.
00:26:20Let me know when you finish.
00:26:22Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
00:26:24Bye.
00:26:38There we go.
00:26:46We're fucked.
00:26:48Come on, Reb.
00:26:49Give us a break.
00:26:50Hey, that was a foul.
00:26:52No.
00:26:54No.
00:26:55Oh, shit.
00:26:57Oh, my God.
00:26:58Hang on.
00:26:59Off.
00:27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
00:27:02What is he doing?
00:27:04Your kid's a bitch.
00:27:06Hey.
00:27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
00:27:07Everything all right?
00:27:08No.
00:27:10What's wrong?
00:27:11My ankle.
00:27:13You sure it's your ankle?
00:27:14I can't do it.
00:27:16What is it saying?
00:27:17No idea.
00:27:18Oh, for the love of.
00:27:22Listen.
00:27:23We all believe that you can do it.
00:27:25You just need to believe that you can.
00:27:27Look at me.
00:27:30Reb, can we have a second?
00:27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
00:27:35You can do this.
00:27:37And I know that you taking this penalty cake is a big deal.
00:27:39And it is.
00:27:41But messy misses sometimes.
00:27:44You know?
00:27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
00:27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
00:27:50And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
00:27:58Yes.
00:27:59Yeah.
00:28:00You ready?
00:28:01Yeah.
00:28:04There you go.
00:28:05And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
00:28:08Everything will work out.
00:28:09I promise.
00:28:10Okay.
00:28:11All right, buddy.
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:12I can do it.
00:28:21Come on, Ben.
00:28:22Come on, son.
00:28:23You can do it.
00:28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
00:28:25Oh, my God.
00:28:27I can do it.
00:28:28I can do it.
00:28:29I can do it.
00:28:30I can do it.
00:28:38Oh, my God.
00:28:39Oh, my God.
00:28:41Oh, my God.
00:28:42Oh, my God.
00:28:42Oh, my God.
00:28:43Oh, my God.
00:28:44Yes.
00:28:45Yes.
00:28:47Oh.
00:28:48Okay, Boobie, let's go.
00:28:49I have a hair appointment.
00:28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
00:28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
00:28:59And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
00:29:01Thank you, Tony.
00:29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
00:29:07With him?
00:29:09Yeah.
00:29:09You're serious?
00:29:11Yeah, Tony.
00:29:12I'm serious.
00:29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
00:29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
00:29:18Pretending to help Benji?
00:29:22I didn't know you were such a slut.
00:29:24Hey!
00:29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
00:29:29Let's go.
00:29:31Um, I'm hard now.
00:29:34Ew.
00:29:34Okay, can we go?
00:29:35Let's go.
00:29:36Come on.
00:29:36Come on, let's go.
00:29:36I can't.
00:29:37I really fucking...
00:29:37I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
00:29:49And you got your roof fixed.
00:29:50I wonder who bought the building.
00:29:52Hmm.
00:29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
00:29:54Yeah, he does.
00:29:55Hey, hey, hey.
00:29:57Whoa, whoa.
00:29:57Come on.
00:29:58Just...
00:29:59Please, don't do this.
00:30:00I have a child at home.
00:30:01Hey, look, look.
00:30:02I have money in my back pocket.
00:30:04You can take it and you can go right now, man.
00:30:05Just turn around.
00:30:06Come on.
00:30:07Come on.
00:30:08Just turn.
00:30:09Fuck.
00:30:10Damn it.
00:30:12Listen, sorry.
00:30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
00:30:14Hey, hey, look.
00:30:17You could just take the money.
00:30:32Dino.
00:30:32Thank God, man.
00:30:33You okay, boss?
00:30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:34I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:30:35You okay?
00:30:36Okay.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:38Wait.
00:30:39You two know each other?
00:30:42Uh, Dino is my cousin.
00:30:46Yeah.
00:30:47But he called you boss.
00:30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
00:30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
00:30:57Yeah, that's right.
00:30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
00:31:01Lucky coincidence.
00:31:03Yeah, very lucky.
00:31:04Thank you, Dino.
00:31:06Anytime.
00:31:07We should go.
00:31:09Come on.
00:31:12Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
00:31:16I think it will really scare him.
00:31:18I, um...
00:31:19I...
00:31:21What?
00:31:24Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
00:31:28I think I would...
00:31:30Maybe...
00:31:32What's going on?
00:31:33I'm falling for you.
00:31:36I'm in love with you.
00:31:37No, you aren't.
00:31:40Yes, I am.
00:31:41And what's so wrong with that?
00:31:42Listen, George.
00:31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
00:31:49Because of a silly idea that I had.
00:31:51Okay.
00:31:52The plan worked.
00:31:54Okay?
00:31:54Benji's fine.
00:31:56He thinks that we're in love.
00:31:57Yeah, because we are.
00:31:59No, we aren't.
00:32:00Yes, we are.
00:32:01No, love ruins everything.
00:32:03Okay?
00:32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
00:32:07Part of the deal?
00:32:08What about the other night?
00:32:11Hmm?
00:32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
00:32:15Are you serious?
00:32:16You serious?
00:32:17Yeah.
00:32:20Whatever, Delilah.
00:32:21I did.
00:32:22I'm not that type of guy.
00:32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad.
00:32:25Oh!
00:32:29I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
00:32:32Delilah.
00:32:34Whatever.
00:32:35You know I'm going to go.
00:32:39What?
00:32:46Hey, boss.
00:32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
00:32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
00:32:53Man, women are nothing but trouble.
00:32:57You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
00:33:02is not even what they wanted.
00:33:05And women are trouble.
00:33:06That's the bottom line.
00:33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
00:33:08I'm sorry, man.
00:33:11No, it's fine.
00:33:12Dino, you should go home.
00:33:14Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
00:33:18Yes, sir.
00:33:19And you should cherish her.
00:33:21Yes, sir.
00:33:21Yeah.
00:33:26It's got a good one.
00:33:44There's nothing in here.
00:34:11There's nothing in here.
00:34:20Oh, yes.
00:34:29Oh.
00:34:30tell me what you got I couldn't finish the job ma'am I'm sorry he had some goon there he came out
00:34:58new is what they've seen my face I I gotta have to lay low for a while hey sexy hey what is it what's
00:35:27wrong okay I have to show you something you can't laugh okay what of course anything for you boopy
00:35:39what share there they're actually amazing so you'll pitch it of course yeah yeah it will
00:35:53thank you boopy wow incredible
00:35:58so
00:36:02I love you.
00:36:32Boopie. Mama's in the mood.
00:36:39Boopie. Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
00:36:52Boopie.
00:37:02George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
00:37:32George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
00:37:49Benji misses you. I miss you.
00:37:53Call me.
00:38:02Fine.
00:38:12Barone, seven o'clock. This better be important.
00:38:21Listen.
00:38:23I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee?
00:38:27Just a coffee.
00:38:29Okay. Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
00:38:41Hey, Dino.
00:38:43Yes, boss.
00:38:44Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange. I kind of want to just know what's up.
00:38:51Consider it done.
00:38:57So what is this about?
00:38:59Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
00:39:03No.
00:39:07I've been thinking about us.
00:39:10Us.
00:39:12There is no us.
00:39:14But there is. There could be.
00:39:17When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
00:39:25We're a family.
00:39:28We're the perfect family.
00:39:29You've got to be kidding me.
00:39:31You've got to be kidding me.
00:39:34How dare you?
00:39:36Sharon, boopie.
00:39:44This was not my idea.
00:39:47You're lying.
00:39:48You're trying to steal my man.
00:39:50I already told you.
00:39:51He's mine, you slut.
00:39:53Tell her.
00:39:54This was your idea.
00:39:55He wants us to get back together.
00:39:57Oh.
00:39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
00:40:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
00:40:02She said it was an emergency.
00:40:04Something about Benji.
00:40:05You coward.
00:40:07She grabbed my hand.
00:40:09She was begging me.
00:40:10It was pathetic.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:12Take that, you slut.
00:40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
00:40:26You're a worm.
00:40:29And you're fucking crazy.
00:40:32And this man does not pay his child support.
00:40:36Okay.
00:40:41Boopie.
00:40:42Don't even start.
00:40:43What the hell is this?
00:40:44You're embarrassing me.
00:40:46It's disgusting.
00:40:46Let's go.
00:40:47Let's go.
00:40:48Come on.
00:40:55Hey.
00:40:58Hey.
00:40:59Thank you for meeting with me.
00:41:01I'm happy to see you.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:05What do you want, Delilah?
00:41:09I've been thinking about us.
00:41:12About our conversation the other week and what you said.
00:41:19Look, I was wrong.
00:41:22I...
00:41:23What I said was wrong and I made a mistake.
00:41:26And I was confused.
00:41:27What do you mean you were confused?
00:41:30What do you mean you were confused?
00:41:30How was dinner last night?
00:41:33With Andy.
00:41:35What?
00:41:36I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
00:41:40How do you know about that?
00:41:42Ah.
00:41:43So you did have dinner with him.
00:41:45And you held hands.
00:41:47How romantic.
00:41:48Oh, my God.
00:41:49Did you have me followed?
00:41:51You're not even denying it.
00:41:53Oh, God.
00:41:55I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
00:41:59Yeah.
00:42:00And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06Yeah, right.
00:42:06And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
00:42:12But now I realize I was wrong.
00:42:15You're just an asshole.
00:42:16And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
00:42:26God.
00:42:27Oh!
00:42:31I hope I never have to see you again.
00:42:36Christ.
00:42:45Mom?
00:42:46Yeah, hon.
00:42:47Can I ask you a personal question?
00:42:52Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
00:42:55Where's George?
00:42:57George.
00:42:59You heard me.
00:43:00Where's George?
00:43:02Um.
00:43:04Did you have a fight?
00:43:06Well.
00:43:08Did you break up?
00:43:09Sometimes grown-ups, they, they have to make decisions.
00:43:23Well, it's okay.
00:43:24You broke up.
00:43:25Don't worry about it.
00:43:27I'm used to it.
00:43:28I'm sorry, Benji.
00:43:32I really am.
00:43:34I'm sorry, Benji.
00:43:35I really am.
00:43:36What's in your car, George?
00:43:49Thank you for meeting with me.
00:43:59Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
00:44:02Um, are you here alone?
00:44:03Yeah, I snuck out.
00:44:05Mom's a rocker.
00:44:06Roland fell asleep on the couch.
00:44:07He does it every time.
00:44:09Don't tell mom.
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:12I want to talk about mom.
00:44:15Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
00:44:19Mom has been super sad.
00:44:20And I'm sorry to hear about that.
00:44:24You know she loves you, right?
00:44:26Wait, what?
00:44:28I can tell.
00:44:30Benji, it's not what you think.
00:44:32Look.
00:44:35Your mom hired me to...
00:44:36I know you've been pretending.
00:44:38What?
00:44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
00:44:41so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
00:44:45Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
00:44:47But...
00:44:47And you love her, too.
00:44:48But there's...
00:44:49So I'd like the two of you to stab the shenanigans
00:44:51and please get back together.
00:44:54Deal.
00:44:58Deal.
00:45:02Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
00:45:03What?
00:45:04What?
00:45:05How are you...
00:45:05A friend of a friend of an ex
00:45:07had the two sets of tickets
00:45:08to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show
00:45:10and I couldn't use them and get them to me!
00:45:14What?
00:45:15Wait, that is, like, huge.
00:45:17Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
00:45:20How are you?
00:45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
00:45:24And guilt, baby, guilt.
00:45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
00:45:31Who?
00:45:31You silly!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33Yeah!
00:45:33Wait, those are my designs.
00:45:42What?
00:45:43Those look exactly like my dresses.
00:45:45You see?
00:45:46Oh, my God, they do!
00:45:47We have to go.
00:45:50We have to go.
00:45:50Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
00:46:04Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
00:46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
00:46:15There they are.
00:46:17Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show,
00:46:25we have a very special treat.
00:46:27Today, after years of secrecy,
00:46:29Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
00:46:34founder, and primary designer.
00:46:36Oh, my God.
00:46:39We're fucked.
00:46:41Oh, my God.
00:46:43Ladies and gentlemen,
00:46:44please put your hands together for none other than
00:46:47Justin Fitzgerald!
00:46:59Isn't that...
00:47:00Yes.
00:47:01George.
00:47:10Did you know about that?
00:47:11Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
00:47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
00:47:16Did you know about that?
00:47:17Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
00:47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
00:47:22Not a secret, Milo.
00:47:23A surprise.
00:47:25She almost had to kill Benji.
00:47:27Wow.
00:47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
00:47:32You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
00:47:35Oh, my God.
00:47:37Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
00:47:42And the truth is...
00:47:44I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
00:47:50The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
00:47:58Holy fuck.
00:48:00Damn it.
00:48:01This isn't fair.
00:48:03So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing
00:48:08wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
00:48:13Disgusting.
00:48:36Disgusting.
00:48:37Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say,
00:48:51and it is very important.
00:48:53Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
00:49:11Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
00:49:41Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
00:49:56Yes.
00:49:57What?
00:50:00Yes.
00:50:01You will?
00:50:02I will.
00:50:03You will.
00:50:03The clothing was disgusting.
00:50:20Terrible.
00:50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
00:50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
00:50:28No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
00:50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
00:50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
00:50:34I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love, but in the end, I learned it's
00:50:49not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
00:50:56Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
00:51:04Oh, straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
00:51:10Yes, sir.
00:51:10And you should cherish her.
00:51:12Yes, sir.
00:51:13Yeah.
00:51:18It's got a good one.
00:51:34Nothing in here.
00:52:02I love you.
00:52:17I love you.
00:52:20Do you have anything?
00:52:32tell me what you got I couldn't finish the job ma'am I'm sorry he had some goon there he came out
00:52:50of nowhere's what they've seen my face I I gotta have to lay low for a while you idiot I told you
00:53:00to do one thing oh hey sexy hey what is it what's wrong okay I have to show you something can't laugh
00:53:26okay what of course anything for you boopy what share they're they're actually amazing so you'll
00:53:40pitch it of course yeah yeah it will thank you boopy wow incredible
00:53:49you
00:53:52you
00:53:56you
00:53:58you
00:54:00you
00:54:02you
00:54:04you
00:54:06Boopie, mama's in the mood.
00:54:31Boopie, mama wants some lovey-dovey.
00:54:36Boopie.
00:54:45Boopie.
00:54:46Boopie.
00:54:48No, wait.
00:54:57George, please call me.
00:55:18I'm so sorry about the other night.
00:55:27George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
00:55:41Benji misses you.
00:55:42I miss you.
00:55:44Call me.
00:55:57Fine.
00:56:04Barone, seven o'clock.
00:56:06This better be important.
00:56:12Listen.
00:56:14I really need to talk with you.
00:56:16Can we get a coffee?
00:56:19Just a coffee.
00:56:21Okay.
00:56:23Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
00:56:25See you then.
00:56:27Hey, Dino.
00:56:34Yes, boss.
00:56:35Hey, can you do me a solid?
00:56:37Can you follow Delilah?
00:56:39She's been acting a little strange.
00:56:40I kind of want to just know what's up.
00:56:42Consider it done.
00:56:49So what is this about?
00:56:52Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
00:56:55No.
00:56:55No.
00:56:55I've been thinking about us.
00:57:01Us.
00:57:04There is no us.
00:57:06But there is.
00:57:08There could be.
00:57:11When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
00:57:16We're a family.
00:57:17We're a family.
00:57:19We're the perfect family.
00:57:21You've got to be kidding me.
00:57:23How dare you?
00:57:27How dare you?
00:57:32How dare you?
00:57:35Sharon, boopy!
00:57:36This was not my idea.
00:57:39You're lying.
00:57:40You're trying to steal my man.
00:57:41I already told you.
00:57:42He's mine, you slut.
00:57:44Tell her.
00:57:45This was your idea.
00:57:47He wants us to get back together.
00:57:49Oh.
00:57:50I don't know what you're talking about.
00:57:52Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
00:57:54She said it was an emergency.
00:57:55Something about Benji.
00:57:56You coward.
00:57:59She grabbed my hand.
00:58:01She was begging me.
00:58:02It was pathetic.
00:58:03Take that, you slut.
00:58:15I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
00:58:18You're a worm.
00:58:21And you're fucking crazy.
00:58:24And this man does not pay his child support.
00:58:28Okay.
00:58:33Boopy.
00:58:33Don't even start.
00:58:35What the hell is this?
00:58:36You're embarrassing me.
00:58:37It's disgusting.
00:58:38Let's go.
00:58:39Let's go.
00:58:39Come on.
00:58:46Hey.
00:58:49Hey.
00:58:50Thank you for meeting with me.
00:58:53I'm happy to see you.
00:58:56Yeah.
00:58:56What do you want, Delilah?
00:58:57I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
00:59:10Look, I was wrong.
00:59:14I...
00:59:14What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake, and I was confused.
00:59:20What do you mean you were confused?
00:59:21I was dinner last night with Andy.
00:59:27What?
00:59:27I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
00:59:31How do you know about that?
00:59:33Ah.
00:59:35So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands.
00:59:38How romantic.
00:59:40Oh, my God.
00:59:41Did you have me followed?
00:59:42You're not even denying it.
00:59:45Oh, God.
00:59:46I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:51And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
00:59:57Right.
00:59:57Yeah, right.
00:59:58And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings for you.
01:00:02But now I realized I was wrong.
01:00:06You're just an asshole.
01:00:10And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
01:00:17God.
01:00:17I hope I never have to see you again.
01:00:28Christ.
01:00:28Mom?
01:00:38Yeah, hon.
01:00:39Can I ask you a personal question?
01:00:41Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
01:00:46Where's George?
01:00:49George.
01:00:50You heard me.
01:00:51Where's George?
01:00:54Um.
01:00:55Did you have a fight?
01:00:58Well.
01:00:59Did you break up?
01:01:09Sometimes grownups, they...
01:01:11They have to make decisions.
01:01:14Well, it's okay.
01:01:15You broke up.
01:01:17Don't worry about it.
01:01:19I'm used to it.
01:01:21I'm sorry, Benji.
01:01:24I really am.
01:01:39What's in your car, George?
01:01:41Thank you for meeting with me.
01:01:50Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
01:01:53Um, are you here alone?
01:01:55Yeah, it's Snagat.
01:01:56Mom's a rocker.
01:01:57Roland fell asleep on the couch.
01:01:59He does it every time.
01:02:00Don't tell mom.
01:02:02Okay.
01:02:03I want to talk about mom.
01:02:07Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
01:02:10Mom has been super sad.
01:02:13And I'm sorry to hear about that.
01:02:15You know she loves you, right?
01:02:18Wait, what?
01:02:19I can tell.
01:02:22Benji, it's not what you think.
01:02:23Look, look.
01:02:26Your mom hired me to...
01:02:28I know you've been pretending.
01:02:30What?
01:02:30I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
01:02:33so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
01:02:36Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
01:02:38But...
01:02:39And you love her too.
01:02:40But there's...
01:02:41So I'd like the two of you to stop the shenanigans,
01:02:43and please get back together.
01:02:45Deal?
01:02:46Deal.
01:02:46Deal.
01:02:53Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
01:02:55What?
01:02:56What?
01:02:56How are you...
01:02:57A friend of a friend of an ex
01:02:58had the two sets of tickets
01:03:00to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show,
01:03:02and I couldn't use them and get them to me!
01:03:05What?
01:03:06Wait, that is, like, huge.
01:03:09Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
01:03:12Why you?
01:03:13Let's just say the relationship didn't go well,
01:03:15and guilt, baby, guilt.
01:03:20And guess who's going to be my date?
01:03:22Who?
01:03:23You silly!
01:03:24What?
01:03:24Yeah!
01:03:30Wait, those are my designs.
01:03:33What?
01:03:34Those look exactly like my dresses.
01:03:36You see?
01:03:37Oh my God, they do!
01:03:40We have to go.
01:03:45Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
01:04:05Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
01:04:08There they are.
01:04:12Ladies and gentlemen,
01:04:14before we end this magical show,
01:04:16we have a very special treat.
01:04:18Today, after years of secrecy,
01:04:21Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
01:04:26founder, and primary designer.
01:04:28Oh my God.
01:04:30We're fucked.
01:04:31We're fucked.
01:04:33Oh my God.
01:04:34Ladies and gentlemen,
01:04:36please put your hands together
01:04:37for none other than
01:04:39Justin Fitzgerald!
01:04:51Isn't that...
01:04:52Yes.
01:04:53George.
01:05:01Did you know about that?
01:05:03Yeah.
01:05:03He gave me the tickets.
01:05:05But how could you keep this a secret from me?
01:05:07Did you know about that?
01:05:09Yeah.
01:05:10He gave me the tickets.
01:05:11But how could you keep this a secret from me?
01:05:13Not a secret, Milo.
01:05:14A surprise.
01:05:15Yeah.
01:05:16You should have lost Henry.
01:05:17Kill Benji.
01:05:18Wow.
01:05:19I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
01:05:23You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
01:05:26Oh my God.
01:05:28Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
01:05:34And the truth is...
01:05:36I've fallen deeply in love.
01:05:40With Delilah James.
01:05:41The greatest and latest design discovery
01:05:46and the love of my life.
01:05:49Holy fuck.
01:05:52Damn it.
01:05:53This isn't fair.
01:05:54So on this magnificent day,
01:05:56it is my greatest pleasure
01:05:57to introduce our premiere line of showing
01:05:59of wedding dresses
01:06:00designed by my love, Delilah.
01:06:41I do have one more important thing to say
01:06:43and it is very important.
01:06:51Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
01:06:54I do have one more important thing to say
01:06:56and it is very important.
01:07:00Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
01:07:11Delilah,
01:07:21will you please do me the honor
01:07:25Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
01:07:38Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:49What?
01:07:51Yes.
01:07:53You will.
01:07:53I will.
01:07:54You will.
01:08:09The clothing was disgusting.
01:08:11Terror.
01:08:12Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
01:08:16Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
01:08:20No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
01:08:22No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
01:08:25Oh, shut up, Sharon.
01:08:32I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:08:35Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
01:08:39But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
01:08:48Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.