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00:00And as nauseating as this is, we now must give you comments for a man who's going to grace us with his royal presence.
00:08Jerry the King. I can't even say his name.
00:12That's right. Jerry the King Lawler. And you know what? I am ECW.
00:19That's right. The King is ECW. You know what ECW stands for?
00:24It stands for exposing crappy wrestlers.
00:27And that's what I'm doing. I'm exposing Tommy Dreamer and the Sandman, who all of you moronic Philadelphia ECW fans thought were so great, I'm exposing them for what they really are.
00:39They're nothing. I came right in their backyard, uninvited, of course.
00:43Me and my pal Jim Cornette, the only man that Paul E. hates worse than me, we waltzed right in, not once, but twice, and left Tommy Dreamer and the Sandman laying.
00:55Was it great? Huh? Was it great? I took the Sandman's own stick away from him, and I snatched it out of his hands.
01:03And then you know what I did with it? I hit that Tommy Dreamer right between the legs.
01:09And now I understand that he had to go to the hospital.
01:14That's what they're calling me and telling me.
01:15Hey, do you realize you sent Tommy Dreamer to the hospital, and he had to have his testicles worked on?
01:22Huh? Well, you know how I know that's a lie?
01:25Because Tommy Dreamer, you don't have any b****.
01:28You know that? If you had had to go to the hospital, you'd have had to go see a gynecologist.
01:33And Sandman, the next time you see me, you better drink a case of that liquid courage,
01:38because you're going to need to be real drunk so that you don't feel what I'm going to do to you.
