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00:00Thanks, Cat. Can you not think of any reason why the bailiffs would be at the door?
00:03No. I mean, there was a few brown envelopes, but I just shoved him in the drawer. I didn't want to think about him.
00:08What? Money's tight. Harvey don't pay no more, and Martin used to help out more than he needed to.
00:13Things slip through the net, all right? Have this to all of us.
00:16No, you don't, Cat. I mean, how can I expect Lily to come back when nothing ever changes?
00:21I've been to see my bank manager, in case you were wondering.
00:24Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Nobody cares.
00:26Oh, but you will, because I can borrow against my other businesses to get what I need to buy the Vic.
00:31Oh, think, Ian, will you? Do you actually think I'd be standing here frying bacon if I had all that money?
00:36We was having you on. You were right the first time. The scratch card was fake. I bought it from the joke shop.
00:42Yeah, but Vinny...
00:43He was in on it. It was a prank to make you look thick. Everyone was queuing up.
00:49We was having a laugh, and now we ain't. So just go away, will you?
00:53My pleasure.
00:53I mean, seriously, how can I do this to my kids again?
00:58Look, most of the time, they still can just be sorted with a phone call.
01:01Will we leave you a card, managers?
01:02You left me this.
01:05Oh, I don't know.
01:08All right, I'll give him a call.
01:11When he hears from your Rottweiler solicitor, he won't know what's hitting.
01:14Thank you so much for ringing, and sorry to leave you with a scrap of paper.
01:22I'm afraid I've run out of business cards.
01:25Do you like harassing widows with small children, Mr Whitecroft? Do you get off on it?
01:29Well, no, of course not. I'm not like that at all.
01:32I've got full of sausage dogs at home.
01:33I mean, I know it's not the same as having children, but I'm a family man, is what I'm saying.
01:39Right, well, you should know better.
01:41Because it's disgusting.
01:43What's disgusting?
01:45Am I disgusting?
01:46Yeah, yeah, you are.
01:49Look, the last couple of months have been a complete nightmare, all right?
01:52What with people dying and people leaving and people cracking up.
01:57Yeah, it's a lot of people.
01:58Look, the point is, all right, whatever I owe you, I will pay it back.
02:02I just need a bit of time.
02:03No, look, I think you've misunderstood my job description.
02:06Look, I know you don't owe me any favours.
02:08No, no, no, look, you don't owe me any money is what I mean.
02:11I work for an insurance company.
02:13We've been trying to get in touch with you because you're the main beneficiary of a life insurance policy.
02:22Bye now.
02:25See you later, mate.
02:26See ya.
02:31£100,000! Did that really just happen?
02:33I can't believe Martin had life insurance and never told you.
02:35I can't believe he had life insurance full stop.
02:37He hated paperwork and forms and everything.
02:41It's not a scam, is it?
02:42I don't know if we'll have it double checked, but it looks totally legit.
02:46Mate, he just wanted to look after you all.
02:50That's not enough, though, is it, really.
02:52I mean, no, don't get me wrong.
02:54It's more money than I'm ever going to have in my whole entire life.
02:57But, you know, it ain't enough to make up for him.
03:00Not need enough.
03:02I know.
03:04You pretend you had £100,000 yesterday, and today it falls into your lap for real.
03:09You know what Jean's going to say about this, don't you?
03:11What?
03:11She's going to call it the law of attraction.
03:13She's going to say universe and all that.
03:15Oh, shut up.
03:16She is!
03:16She's going to tell you what it was.
03:16Good luck.
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03:23And now, I think it's too muchivo.
03:23What?
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