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TREVOR AND THE VIRGIN
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00:00:00What?!
00:00:09There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:16And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:23Out of the way!
00:00:26What are you doing?!
00:00:28I'll explain later, just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:30Tell who?
00:00:31Trevor?
00:00:32Please, uh, what's your name again?
00:00:33Martha!
00:00:34Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:35Please, Martha, she's psycho.
00:00:37She's psycho?!
00:00:38You're literally hiding under my bed, naked!
00:00:40Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:42Just get rid of her, and I'll do anything.
00:00:44Okay, I'm just tucking your head.
00:00:48Where is he?
00:00:49Where is who?
00:00:50Trevor.
00:00:51I saw him running this way.
00:00:53Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:56Trevor Holt?
00:00:58Football player?
00:00:59Huge.
00:01:00No!
00:01:01Doesn't ring any balls.
00:01:02I mean, bells.
00:01:03You're lying.
00:01:05Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:07Even girls like you.
00:01:09I haven't seen him.
00:01:13Also, you've got a little...
00:01:15I'm watching you.
00:01:25Granny panties?
00:01:26Seriously?
00:01:27How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:30None of your business.
00:01:32Cover up.
00:01:33No, thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:35She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:37Why did she ask for something like commitment?
00:01:40Actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:43I don't like her like that, and she doesn't get the hint.
00:01:46She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:47I'm sorry, I didn't...
00:01:48Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:51Huh?
00:01:52I said I owed you one.
00:01:53I'm a man of my word.
00:01:55This is my chance.
00:02:01A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:03And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:06What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:08Drew Longhorn!
00:02:09Drew Longhorn?
00:02:10Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:12What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:13I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:17Sorry, why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:21He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:24We had...chemistry.
00:02:27You had chemistry?
00:02:29Yes.
00:02:30Okay.
00:02:31You want his attention?
00:02:33Then we'll get his attention.
00:02:34But not in that.
00:02:36Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl.
00:02:39And it's not...
00:02:40Forget it.
00:02:41Hey.
00:02:42No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:43Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
00:02:45I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your assets, you know?
00:02:49You're really pretty.
00:02:51We need to show it.
00:02:52You're messing with me.
00:02:53I'm not.
00:02:54I swear.
00:02:55She's gonna have to trust me.
00:02:58Okay.
00:02:59First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:03Everyone's gonna notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:05And second, we need to go shopping.
00:03:08Shopping.
00:03:09One, two, three, go!
00:03:12Go!
00:03:13Go!
00:03:14Go!
00:03:15Go!
00:03:16Go!
00:03:17Go!
00:03:22Ta-da!
00:03:23Where did you get all this?
00:03:25That was my one night stand box.
00:03:26Go on.
00:03:27Take your pick.
00:03:28That was my one night stand box.
00:03:29Go on.
00:03:30Take your pick.
00:03:31That was my one night stand box.
00:03:32Go on.
00:03:33Take your pick.
00:03:34No, thank you.
00:03:35I'm not parading around in your hookup trophies.
00:03:39What?
00:03:40These aren't trophies.
00:03:41These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:44It's also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:47So?
00:03:48I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:51I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen while the panties were being worn by the girl.
00:03:56No.
00:03:57Come on, Martha.
00:03:58This stuff's hot.
00:04:00Come on.
00:04:01Just wear it.
00:04:03Trust me.
00:04:04I've worn it.
00:04:05I haven't worn it.
00:04:06I lied.
00:04:07I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:10I just never had the guts.
00:04:12Turn around.
00:04:13Are your eyes closed?
00:04:17Oh, yeah.
00:04:18Totally.
00:04:33Okay.
00:04:34Turn around.
00:04:39Wow.
00:04:41Trevor!
00:04:42What?
00:04:43There's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:45Just get dressed, please.
00:04:46And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:48Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:54Oh, my God.
00:04:55Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:05:00No.
00:05:01I'm not doing this.
00:05:03Okay.
00:05:04Okay.
00:05:05I guess I'm doing this?
00:05:06All right, there's three things I need you to remember, okay?
00:05:21Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:24You listening?
00:05:25Yep.
00:05:26Okay.
00:05:27One, eye contact.
00:05:30Not like that.
00:05:31And two, you need to smile at him.
00:05:35Oh, come on.
00:05:36This is serious.
00:05:37I'm very serious.
00:05:39All right.
00:05:40And three, find a casual way to touch him, you know?
00:05:42Quick hand on the arm, you know, brush it on his bicep.
00:05:44You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:47Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:48Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay?
00:05:52All he does is play games.
00:05:58You ready?
00:06:02Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:05Wow.
00:06:06That was really good.
00:06:07I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:10Oh.
00:06:11I spoke too soon.
00:06:13I got it.
00:06:14Thanks.
00:06:18Hey, everyone.
00:06:30This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:33He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:34We're just friends.
00:06:35Oh, Marmar.
00:06:36Stop being so coy.
00:06:37We're in love.
00:06:39What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:41Just trust me.
00:06:42If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:44Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:46It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:48Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:50Who's gonna believe this, anyway?
00:06:52Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:55No.
00:06:56Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:59Trev.
00:07:00What's up, man?
00:07:03I see you brought a friend.
00:07:05Yeah, this is, uh...
00:07:06You look familiar.
00:07:07Have we met?
00:07:08Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:09We had science class.
00:07:10We weren't lab partners.
00:07:11Oh, yeah.
00:07:12That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:14Yeah, definitely.
00:07:16Total joke.
00:07:17But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:20One second.
00:07:21Two seconds.
00:07:23Got him.
00:07:24What did you say your name was again?
00:07:26Her name is Martha.
00:07:28Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:29Well, hey guys, we're playing a game of Drink or Dare in the next room.
00:07:32You care to join?
00:07:33Sure.
00:07:34Sweet.
00:07:35See you there.
00:07:37That was good, right?
00:07:38Have you played Drink or Dare before?
00:07:39No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:40Got this.
00:07:41Oh, girl.
00:07:42Your girlfriend's here.
00:07:43So what?
00:07:44So she's gonna know I lied to her.
00:07:45So?
00:07:46Just ignore her.
00:07:47Mine's her.
00:07:48Tilla.
00:07:49No.
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00:08:40Yeah, okay, my turn you drink or dare dare
00:09:05Okay, I dare you to take off your panties and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game
00:09:15Hello, what are you waiting for?
00:09:21You don't have to do this
00:09:22Yes, she does
00:09:23Um, unfortunately I can't do that to her
00:09:28Because I'm not wearing any
00:09:30You're up next, Martha
00:09:36Drew, drink or dare
00:09:39Drink
00:09:41I want you to drink with me
00:09:45My pleasure
00:09:46This is my chance
00:09:49To do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year
00:10:00I should be happy
00:10:21This is what I've always wanted
00:10:25But
00:10:26That was hot
00:10:29Yeah
00:10:30I hope I didn't make things weird between you two
00:10:33No, it's fine
00:10:35I always wondered what happened to you after that class
00:10:38Never saw you around
00:10:40I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended
00:10:44Yeah, me too
00:10:45I'd love to hang out sometime
00:10:47Yeah, I'd like that
00:10:48Great
00:10:49Give me your number
00:10:51I just sent you a special message
00:10:58Let me know when you get it
00:11:00Trev has my phone
00:11:01I'll be right back
00:11:02Okay
00:11:07Who's next?
00:11:09Trevor?
00:11:16Trevor!
00:11:17Oh, sorry
00:11:18Trevor!
00:11:21Trevor!
00:11:33You win, Tilla James
00:11:35You win
00:11:37You okay?
00:11:56I'm leaving
00:11:56You can stay
00:11:57I just need my phone
00:11:58Okay, who has my cigarette?
00:12:01I'll walk you home
00:12:02Well, give them to me
00:12:03No, you have to give them
00:12:04I know that you have them
00:12:06Your advice didn't work
00:12:09Just so you know
00:12:10This is probably for the best
00:12:12You two never would have worked out
00:12:14And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:17Is he too hot for me?
00:12:19Too popular?
00:12:20Or is it just pathetically obvious
00:12:23That I'm a frumpy nerd
00:12:24And a stolen sex dress
00:12:25No
00:12:27To all three
00:12:29You wanna know my three reasons?
00:12:31Not particularly
00:12:32One
00:12:33He's a douche
00:12:34Two
00:12:35You're not a douche
00:12:37You're doing great so far
00:12:38Three
00:12:39You guys had zero chemistry
00:12:41That kiss was a hot mess
00:12:42And I can tell you weren't that into it
00:12:45So
00:12:45You're right
00:12:50It was kind of terrible
00:12:54Oh, but that look on Tilla's face
00:12:57When you told her
00:12:57You weren't wearing any panties
00:12:58Oh, priceless
00:13:01How do you do it?
00:13:04Do what?
00:13:06Hide your emotions
00:13:07I'm just so
00:13:09Easy to read
00:13:11I noticed
00:13:13I'm serious, Trevor
00:13:15What's your secret?
00:13:17I wanna learn how to not care about anything like you do
00:13:20There is no secret
00:13:23It's just who I am, right?
00:13:27Oh, before I forget
00:13:29Tonight wasn't what I expected
00:13:48But
00:13:49Thank you
00:13:50Oh, you don't have to thank me
00:13:52I owed you one
00:13:54I guess I missed that
00:13:57No, I'm glad you knocked on my door
00:13:59Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:02Yeah, because
00:14:03Even though it was kind of awful
00:14:05I got my first kiss
00:14:07I'm gonna go
00:14:10Good night, Trevor
00:14:27That wasn't a first kiss
00:14:40And there it was
00:14:55The thing I had been looking for
00:14:58Chemistry
00:14:59Between Trevor
00:15:01The guy with the biggest
00:15:02You-know-what
00:15:03On campus
00:15:05And me
00:15:06The Virgin
00:15:09Rumor has it that
00:15:18Every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn
00:15:21Every girl
00:15:23Except me
00:15:25Because after last week
00:15:27I could not be more over Drew
00:15:31Martha
00:15:32Mind if I join you?
00:15:34So
00:15:35Where did you run off to
00:15:38After the party on Saturday?
00:15:39I had to go home to study
00:15:40I have a big test coming up
00:15:43What are you up to later?
00:15:45Probably more studying
00:15:46Why?
00:15:49The wet party
00:15:50The wet party?
00:15:55It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus
00:15:58So of course
00:16:00I've never been invited
00:16:01What about it?
00:16:04You in?
00:16:05I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before
00:16:08But
00:16:09It could be the perfect way to get over
00:16:11Wait
00:16:12Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:14Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:16Holt?
00:16:17Nah
00:16:17He's been ghosting me
00:16:19Think he's out
00:16:19Then I'm in
00:16:20Excellent
00:16:21Oh
00:16:24And bring a friend
00:16:25A female friend
00:16:28What are those?
00:16:32Guess who just got us tickets to
00:16:34The wet party
00:16:35Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:40I just wanted to try something different
00:16:42Like
00:16:42Being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:45Maybe
00:16:46Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:50No
00:16:50Yes
00:16:52Okay
00:16:53I just keep playing the night over and over in my head
00:16:56Trying to see what went wrong
00:16:57I mean
00:16:59Things were going so well
00:17:01We had
00:17:02Chemistry
00:17:03How could he just
00:17:09Walk out on me after I asked him to
00:17:12You know
00:17:14Take your virginity
00:17:15Just
00:17:15Don't say that word
00:17:17Let worry
00:17:18Let worry
00:17:19For Jennifer
00:17:21There's nothing wrong with being the virgin, Mar
00:17:24Tell it to Trevor
00:17:25He hasn't talked to me since that night
00:17:27Screw him
00:17:28That guy's got a reputation for a reason
00:17:30I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to
00:17:34I've gotten straight A's, scholarships
00:17:35Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:37I don't think it works that way, Mar
00:17:39You're right
00:17:40And you know what?
00:17:41Forget this stupid party
00:17:43I'd rather study anyway
00:17:44Oh no
00:17:45We're going to that party
00:17:47We are?
00:17:49Yup
00:17:49And forget these dumb books
00:17:51All you need are Debs' three simple rules for getting over any guy
00:17:54Debs' three simple rules
00:17:56Shhh
00:17:57Step one
00:18:04Dress to impress
00:18:05Okay
00:18:07But don't do it for any guy
00:18:09Do it for you
00:18:11Step one
00:18:13Dress to impress
00:18:14Check
00:18:15Step two
00:18:17Find someone new to flirt with
00:18:19Basic frat bro
00:18:20Check
00:18:20That's Drew Longhorn
00:18:22He's cute
00:18:24He's a chauvinist douchebag
00:18:26You're what?
00:18:28Well, I mean, a girl can't look
00:18:29Step three
00:18:34To really get over a guy
00:18:36You gotta put yourself out there
00:18:37Show the world who Martha really is
00:18:40Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:46I already did that, Deb
00:18:47I put myself out there with Trevor
00:18:49Showed him who I really am
00:18:50And he rejected me
00:18:51Yeah, but it's not
00:18:52No
00:18:53From now on, I'm a closed book
00:18:56Great
00:18:59This will be fun
00:19:00Hey
00:19:00It's light work
00:19:03All right
00:19:03Just looking at the wrist
00:19:04How the ice
00:19:05All right
00:19:05All right
00:19:05All right
00:19:07All right
00:19:08Chalk him out of clutch
00:19:09And it bust down
00:19:10She don't let me
00:19:11She just want me for the team
00:19:12I know
00:19:12I had to draw
00:19:13I'm a kick
00:19:14I'm that one lot
00:19:15Oh, we met it
00:19:16All the wins
00:19:16Ready
00:19:17You didn't need to bet it
00:19:18It's a tongue cock
00:19:19That the man can't fool
00:19:21You can see a cake
00:19:22That that new kid came
00:19:23That it's insane
00:19:24Since day
00:19:25Don't believe us
00:19:25You just gotta show
00:19:26That I'm looking
00:19:27Fripped up
00:19:28But I'm just letting
00:19:29I'm gonna get back
00:19:29I'm gonna take a shower
00:19:30I'm gonna take a shower
00:19:31I'm gonna check
00:19:31I'm gonna take a shower
00:19:32I'm gonna take a shower
00:19:33I'm gonna take a shower
00:19:34I'm gonna take a shower
00:19:35I'm gonna take a shower
00:19:36Trevor Holt
00:19:37He wasn't supposed to be here
00:19:40Trevor Holt
00:19:42He wasn't supposed to be here
00:19:44But now that he is
00:19:46Martha
00:19:47Glad you could make it
00:19:50And you brought a friend
00:19:52Drew Longhorn
00:19:53In the flesh
00:19:54And you are
00:19:57Drew, this is my best friend
00:19:59Deb
00:19:59It's a pleasure, Debra
00:20:02Oh my god
00:20:05What are you doing here?
00:20:07Hello to you too, Trevor
00:20:08They're here with me, Holt
00:20:10None of your concern
00:20:12Can we talk?
00:20:13Alone?
00:20:15I need a refill anyway
00:20:17Debra?
00:20:20Care to join me?
00:20:22But you came here with Drew?
00:20:23Really?
00:20:24Why?
00:20:25Jealous?
00:20:25After the kiss last week?
00:20:28No
00:20:28He's right
00:20:29That was pretty much
00:20:32The worst kiss of all time
00:20:34I just thought it would be fun
00:20:36Martha, this party
00:20:38These people
00:20:39It's not your thing
00:20:40Oh yeah?
00:20:41Well maybe you don't know me
00:20:42As well as you think
00:20:43Please, you're an open book
00:20:44That's what I like about you
00:20:46Trevor
00:20:47Up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:50Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:52Hello?
00:20:53No
00:20:54Yes, maybe I'm not such an open book after all
00:20:57Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:00There's nothing to talk about
00:21:01Just give me a second to explain
00:21:03You
00:21:03Who let you into this party?
00:21:06Who let you into this college?
00:21:08Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:11There's a first time for everything
00:21:12Alright, it's two to a team
00:21:15So who's it gonna be?
00:21:17The clueless nerd?
00:21:19Or me?
00:21:20Her
00:21:21Fine
00:21:22Drew, you're on my team
00:21:23Let's do this
00:21:24Debra?
00:21:26Are you in?
00:21:26Oh, uh, no
00:21:27I am gluten intolerant
00:21:29I'll just watch
00:21:30You sure?
00:21:32Positive
00:21:33You know what?
00:21:35Let's up the stakes
00:21:36What did you have in mind?
00:21:38What about strip beer pong?
00:21:41Oh, sweet
00:21:41Come on, Tila
00:21:43I'm game
00:21:45You don't even know how to play beer pong
00:21:47What are the rules?
00:21:48Every time we sink a ball
00:21:50One of you removes a piece of clothing
00:21:52Oh, yeah
00:21:53And vice versa
00:21:56So if Trevor makes it
00:21:57Nice trip
00:21:58Seems easy enough
00:22:00Come on, Holt
00:22:01It's game time
00:22:02Let's go
00:22:03Ladies first
00:22:05Hold on
00:22:12Your form is way off
00:22:15May I?
00:22:15Thank you
00:22:16Okay, that's not even fair
00:22:31You practically gave that one to her, Trev
00:22:33You're not afraid of a little competition
00:22:35Are you, Tila?
00:22:37Oh, please
00:22:38Ladies
00:22:38Ladies
00:22:39Let me show you both
00:22:42How it's done
00:22:43Uh-oh
00:22:48Great job
00:22:50My turn
00:22:56Alright, Trevor
00:23:02You know the rules
00:23:03You are so lame
00:23:06You're up
00:23:07Want another lesson?
00:23:09I think I can handle myself
00:23:11I learn quick
00:23:13Okay, I call BS
00:23:16There's no way an amateur like her
00:23:18Could have made that shot
00:23:19It's called studying, Tila
00:23:21Ever tried it?
00:23:22Just let me know
00:23:23Game time
00:23:24That's so beautiful
00:23:26I guess I win
00:23:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop
00:23:33You cannot leave
00:23:35Not now
00:23:36Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:38Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt, the guy with the one-night standbox
00:23:42Doesn't want to sleep with me
00:23:43Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor
00:23:45Who cares, Mar?
00:23:47He told the entire school that he passed up the opportunity to sleep with you
00:23:52Hey
00:23:53The Martha I know doesn't give up, okay?
00:23:56The Martha I know succeeds at everything she sets her mind to.
00:24:00The Martha you know is also still into some guy who rejected her.
00:24:05I should hate him, but I don't.
00:24:08I can't.
00:24:10A part of me still wants to be with him, even after all that.
00:24:15This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
00:24:18If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar, then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:22But I know there's someone out there who does, okay?
00:24:26So just no, no, no, like that, okay, great.
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:31Remember, step three, you gotta keep putting yourself out there, okay?
00:24:38Okay, come on.
00:24:41Wait.
00:24:44I have an idea.
00:24:46Wait, where are you going?
00:24:48I'm putting myself out there.
00:24:50Yes, you go, girl.
00:24:52Okay, Martha, you can do this.
00:24:57Hey, everybody!
00:24:58Listen up!
00:25:02Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:04Okay.
00:25:05Um, well, my name is Martha, and as you may have heard, Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:12But there's more to me than that.
00:25:15So here it goes.
00:25:16Tilla James, you called me a clueless nerd.
00:25:22And you're right, I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:24I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:28I mean, last weekend was my first party.
00:25:30Can you believe that?
00:25:30I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out on the important parts of college, like getting to know myself.
00:25:38I guess what I'm trying to say is I am clueless.
00:25:43Especially when it comes to love.
00:25:48I've never slept with anyone or dated anyone.
00:25:52But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
00:25:56Because when the time is right, it will happen and it will be on my terms.
00:26:00And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:26:06Because I like me.
00:26:08Just the way I am.
00:26:15Putting myself out there?
00:26:18Check.
00:26:19I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:26:22Yeah!
00:26:23Woo!
00:26:24Woo!
00:26:24Woo!
00:26:25Woo!
00:26:25Woo!
00:26:26Woo!
00:26:26Woo!
00:26:27Woo!
00:26:27Woo!
00:26:28Woo!
00:26:28Woo!
00:26:29Woo!
00:26:29Woo!
00:26:30Woo!
00:26:31Woo!
00:26:32Woo!
00:26:33Woo!
00:26:34Woo!
00:26:35Woo!
00:26:36Woo!
00:26:37Woo!
00:26:38Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:26:40Uh, some of you may know me as something of a douche.
00:26:44I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls.
00:26:47But that's only because before any of you knew me, back in high school, someone broke my heart.
00:26:54When I got to college, I slept my way around campus to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:26:59I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:27:00I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:27:02And I was fine with that.
00:27:04But the other night, everything changed when I met Martha.
00:27:10Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:27:14You're amazing.
00:27:15You're amazing.
00:27:16And I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:17I just, I didn't want to sleep with you because I wanted your first time to be special.
00:27:22And this may sound stupid coming from me, but I didn't want to rush it.
00:27:27I really, really like you, Martha.
00:27:30And I know I don't deserve it, but if you just, if you give me one more chance, I...
00:27:34Yes!
00:27:35What's that?
00:27:36I said yes.
00:27:37I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:27:44Drew Longhorn, I think you're funny, charming, and secretly sweet, and hot like so hot.
00:28:10Most of you already know me, but I'm Drew, and I really hate parties.
00:28:25Bro.
00:28:26Yeah, I always get nervous and wind up saying things I don't mean, making out with people
00:28:31I don't like.
00:28:32Bro.
00:28:33But today was different, because today I met someone I think I actually really do
00:28:39like.
00:28:40So maybe I don't have to go to any more of these stupid parties.
00:28:45I do love drinking though.
00:28:48Woo!
00:28:50Look, I know you guys think I'm like really mean or whatever, but that's just because I'm
00:28:56brutally honest.
00:28:57honest, and if you don't like it, that's your problem.
00:29:18So there it is.
00:29:19That's how Trevor Holt, the hottest guy in school,
00:29:23started dating me, the virgin.
00:29:25But you'll just have to imagine the rest.
00:29:37I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:29:55Hey, Dad.
00:29:59Oh my God, you did it, didn't you?
00:30:01Did what?
00:30:02You had sex with Trevor Holt.
00:30:05Why would you say that?
00:30:06Oh my God, you're glowing.
00:30:09I won all the deets.
00:30:11It happened.
00:30:12I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:14Whoa!
00:30:15Ugh!
00:30:16Ha ha ha!
00:30:18Where did you get that?
00:30:19I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:21What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:24Yeah, no, Mar, you're not changing the subject.
00:30:26So how was it?
00:30:28It was nice.
00:30:30Is that his hat?
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:32It still smells like him, too.
00:30:35Oh my God, you're so in love.
00:30:39Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom.
00:30:41I'll call you later.
00:30:41Yeah, not a chance, Mar.
00:30:42You still have two minutes, so hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:46Fine.
00:30:47It was romantic.
00:30:50I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser.
00:30:53He does the thing where he kissed along my jawline.
00:30:56Oh my God!
00:30:57Mark two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:30:59The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:03What? The sex wasn't good?
00:31:05It was not the best.
00:31:08What way?
00:31:10Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor about his...
00:31:12Yes! God, yes.
00:31:14Sorry, yes, I know.
00:31:15So it's true?
00:31:17And it was kind of uncomfortable?
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:22Honestly, Mar, it's pretty uncomfortable for every girl
00:31:26their first time, no matter what their size.
00:31:28I've just been dreaming about this moment
00:31:31for as long as I can remember, and then it just happened.
00:31:35And it didn't feel great.
00:31:38I'm sorry, Mar.
00:31:40I wish they told us that.
00:31:41I wish I told you that.
00:31:44But I'm not lying when I say it does get better,
00:31:46though it just may never get better when Trevor.
00:31:49What do you mean?
00:31:50I mean, you gotta find the right match.
00:31:54Emotionally and physically,
00:31:56and then that's when things start getting real good.
00:32:00What if it wasn't good for him either?
00:32:03I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:05How do you know?
00:32:07He gave you his hat.
00:32:10Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning.
00:32:13What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:16OK, first of all, he's probably still asleep.
00:32:18And secondly, I'm sending you an article on this.
00:32:20It is very sciency.
00:32:23I'm just gonna keep trying.
00:32:25That's what the article says.
00:32:27I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:32:31That's the spirit.
00:32:33Oh, Deb, I gotta go.
00:32:34I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:35OK, call me later.
00:32:37Oh my god, seriously, you again?
00:32:47You're taking French 401?
00:32:49Yeah, Martha.
00:32:50I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:52French what?
00:32:53French porn, the famous class on French cinema.
00:32:57I mean, it's all about hot French guys and threesomes.
00:33:01I think you're in the wrong class, Tila.
00:33:03This is an advanced history class on the French Revolution.
00:33:07Oh my god.
00:33:09I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:12Bye, Martha.
00:33:13Bye.
00:33:24Hi.
00:33:25I can see you.
00:33:27Hello?
00:33:27I can see you.
00:33:28Oh.
00:33:29Is this video?
00:33:30Yes.
00:33:31This is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:32The class about the French Revolution, not porn.
00:33:33Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:34Sorry.
00:33:35What?
00:33:36It's my first time.
00:33:37Uh, OK.
00:33:38Using Zoom.
00:33:39Right.
00:33:40Yes.
00:33:41Of course.
00:33:42Uh, mine too, actually.
00:33:43It's my first time.
00:33:44Uh, OK.
00:33:45Using Zoom.
00:33:46Right.
00:33:47Yes.
00:33:48Of course.
00:33:49Uh, mine too, actually.
00:33:50It's my first time.
00:33:51Uh, OK.
00:33:52Using Zoom.
00:33:53Right.
00:33:54Yes.
00:33:55Uh, mine too, actually.
00:33:57Virgin.
00:33:58Still a virgin.
00:33:59What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:01I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn.
00:34:04It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:06Yeah.
00:34:07Yeah, I know.
00:34:08I'm a history major.
00:34:09What's your major?
00:34:11Chemistry.
00:34:12I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:16Martha.
00:34:19Uh, we should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:23So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:27Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:29I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:32I was going to say, army.
00:34:36But I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:39Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:34:40You're glowing.
00:34:41You know that?
00:34:45Do you need to grab that?
00:34:46Actually, uh, apparently it's pretty important.
00:34:49So, I might.
00:34:51I'll call you right back.
00:34:53I'll be here waiting.
00:34:57What is so urgent?
00:35:00Mar?
00:35:03Trevor's dead.
00:35:04Hey!
00:35:05How you doing today?
00:35:06Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:07Mar?
00:35:08It's time to take the hat off.
00:35:09I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:10Hey! How you doing today? Just another day without Trevor. Mar, it's time to take the hat off.
00:35:33I can't. It's all I have left of him. Yeah, it's been weeks. So just take it off and wash it. No. I still can't believe it. There he was, just walking across the street, carrying his one night stand box, and then bam, hit by a bus. I thought it was a car. I think it was a bus. No, no, no. It was a car. A tiny car, like a Fiat. I still don't know why he was carrying a one night stand box.
00:36:01I heard that when they found him, he had a pink thong on his face. Wonderful! The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face, and it wasn't even mine. It's like, I never knew love before Trevor, and now I will never know love again.
00:36:18One sec. Where was I? Oh, yeah. Maybe I should just join a convent. Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:28Okay. Mara, I love you. I do. But enough is enough. I cannot sit here and watch you hollow in despair, okay? Trevor, yes, he's dead. And yes, that's sad. But it is time to move on.
00:36:45I can't move on, Deb. I loved him.
00:36:48You knew him for one week. He has been dead for four. He has been dead for longer than you knew him. Sorry.
00:36:55That's harsh. It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy, and he would want you to find love.
00:37:04Yeah, maybe you're right. Hang on one more second.
00:37:09Ugh, it's Brett. He's going to be late for our study Zoom again.
00:37:14Speaking of moving on.
00:37:17Oh, my God.
00:37:18No way. Brett is not my tights.
00:37:20What? Of course he is. He's hot. And alive.
00:37:24He's also always late, would rather surf than study, and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class.
00:37:31Okay, so you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:33All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:36Oh.
00:37:38Ugh. What?
00:37:39Nothing. It's just, this is nice. I've missed you.
00:37:45And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with Drew Longhorn.
00:37:5025 times?
00:37:52Oh, 26 actually.
00:37:54Oh, my God. So, how's the sex?
00:37:58Oh, my God. It's amazing.
00:37:59Ugh, really?
00:38:00Remember when I told you that when you meet your match, it gets really good?
00:38:04Well, he is my game set match.
00:38:07Tennis!
00:38:07What made the sex so good?
00:38:11Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:13You give him direction?
00:38:15Of course, yes. How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:19And girl, I got what I needed last night.
00:38:23Go on.
00:38:24You're blushing.
00:38:25What? No, no, no. But you should be.
00:38:28Why? Sex is a beautiful thing.
00:38:31What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:35Well, remember how you kissed him at the Drink or Dare party?
00:38:38Yeah, I remember.
00:38:41The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:44Yeah, remember this, like, crazy tongue thing that he did and he licked your whole face off?
00:38:48Mm-hmm.
00:38:49Let's just say that works better elsewhere.
00:38:55That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss. The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:01Oh, my God. Martha, stop it.
00:39:04What? Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:07Yeah, actually. You're really sad, Martha.
00:39:09Because you know what? I'm your best friend and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:13When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:15Literally, just now.
00:39:17I have been sleeping with Drew for a month and you just heard about it.
00:39:21Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, he's dead, Trevor Holt.
00:39:27I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:31He was not your boyfriend. He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:37You're being a bitch.
00:39:39Good. Bye.
00:39:48What do you want?
00:39:49Martha!
00:39:51Oh. Hi, Drew.
00:39:52What do you want?
00:39:53I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:39:56Yeah?
00:39:57You know, a little secret detective.
00:39:59Just tell me what you want, Drew.
00:40:00Okay, sorry. I was just wondering, what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:05Oh, sorry. It's orange.
00:40:07Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:10Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you. I've just been having not a great day.
00:40:15That's Trev's hat, isn't it?
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:18I miss him so much. I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:22Me neither.
00:40:23I got to get something off my chest.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:29You were there?
00:40:30No, but he called me that morning.
00:40:32He told me that he was really serious about you, and I didn't believe that he'd be serious until he got rid of the one-night stand box.
00:40:42We were going to burn the box together.
00:40:44He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:49Drew, that doesn't make it your fault. That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:53Oh, it feels like it.
00:40:55They say Trevor tried to get out of the way, but his ankle seized up and he couldn't move.
00:41:01Stupid old injury.
00:41:03Sorry, what injury?
00:41:05You know, Trev hurt his ankle during football.
00:41:08Really?
00:41:09Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks before he died. You didn't know that?
00:41:13I didn't know him then.
00:41:14What? I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:17We met the week before he died.
00:41:20What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:22Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:23So did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:25Trevor had a twin?
00:41:27Yeah. Taylor. Super hot. She goes to school here, too.
00:41:31I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:33You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too. Just in case.
00:41:37In case you die?
00:41:39I think we're ready to take the next step. To make it official.
00:41:44That's actually sweet.
00:41:46Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:49Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:51The dude loved blue. You know he was almost going to go to Duke, just because of school colors?
00:41:56He almost went to Duke?
00:41:57Yeah. I guess there's a lot he didn't know about them.
00:42:00I guess so.
00:42:01Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha. Catch you later.
00:42:04Oh, study buddies!
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:18Hey! I wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:42:21Yeah, sorry. I'm late.
00:42:22No, don't apologize. I've been late a thousand times.
00:42:27Something I'm working on.
00:42:30You okay?
00:42:31Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:35Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:36Yeah, and then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:41Wow, that's dickish.
00:42:43Well, he didn't actually say that, and anyway, he's right.
00:42:47How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:50She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:42:53Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:42:55You know, someone once told me it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship to get over them.
00:43:00So, it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:08You're not kidding.
00:43:09I only knew him for a week and we were in a fight for like half of that.
00:43:16I'm so confused.
00:43:17And it wasn't even my real boyfriend!
00:43:19I mean, we had sex so he wasn't like, not my boyfriend.
00:43:22Why am I telling you all this?
00:43:23No, no, this is good, this is good.
00:43:25It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:26What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:28No, that you're still processing.
00:43:30You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:32Give yourself time.
00:43:34It'll heal.
00:43:35Thanks, Brett.
00:43:38Oh, it's Deb.
00:43:40Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:41Go for it.
00:43:42I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small...
00:43:45Army.
00:43:52Hey, Deb.
00:43:53Martha.
00:43:54Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:43:57Martha?
00:43:58Hello.
00:43:59No, I do.
00:44:00You were just trying to help me.
00:44:02And you know what?
00:44:03You're right, I barely knew him.
00:44:04Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:06Duke?
00:44:07Ugh.
00:44:08Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend,
00:44:11and I promise I will always be here to listen to stories
00:44:14about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:16I should not be listening to this.
00:44:18Then I'm sorry too, Mar.
00:44:20Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:23And then waking up the very next day and finding out that the guy
00:44:26you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:28Oh my god.
00:44:31Could you hear all of that?
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:36No.
00:44:37Yeah.
00:44:38Yeah.
00:44:39I mean, I wasn't...
00:44:40I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:41How about you guys finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up?
00:44:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:43Okay, bye.
00:44:44Hey Deb, I really can't talk right now.
00:44:55Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow,
00:44:57and he's late with his part again.
00:44:59Deb?
00:45:00Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:03Oh my god, oh my god!
00:45:08You're pregnant?
00:45:10I don't even know how to hold it.
00:45:12I peed on it.
00:45:14Oh.
00:45:15I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:17We use so many.
00:45:19We have so much sex and use so many.
00:45:24Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%,
00:45:26so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:29Martha!
00:45:30Sorry, not being helpful.
00:45:33Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:35I don't know.
00:45:36I have so many plans for my career,
00:45:38I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:40Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:42Who doesn't know?
00:45:43Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:45I can't.
00:45:46He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:48He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:51Eek!
00:45:52He told me they're super traditional
00:45:53and they think Drew's a virgin
00:45:55and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son.
00:45:57Okay, Deb, Drew loves you.
00:46:00I know he'll be supportive.
00:46:02And I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:04Oh, that's him.
00:46:06What do I do?
00:46:07You tell the truth!
00:46:09Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:10Okay, good luck.
00:46:17Well, hello, my beautiful lady.
00:46:19I require your assistance in selecting
00:46:21the appropriate attire for this evening.
00:46:23What do you think?
00:46:24Orange.
00:46:26Orange.
00:46:27It matches my dress.
00:46:29Is that new mascara you're wearing?
00:46:31You look smoldering.
00:46:33Um, Drew B,
00:46:35I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:37Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:39You do?
00:46:41You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:43Cheese?
00:46:45But don't worry.
00:46:46I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway.
00:46:49And she totally gets it now.
00:46:51She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:53I love vegan meatloaf.
00:46:55So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:46:58Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:00They're not gonna be very stoked about me.
00:47:02Are you kidding me?
00:47:03They're gonna absolutely love you.
00:47:04This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:06Oh, no.
00:47:08Really?
00:47:09Yeah.
00:47:10Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:11Hey, you, my lady, are perfect.
00:47:12Trust me, okay?
00:47:13I'll see you soon.
00:47:14How'd it go?
00:47:15I couldn't tell him.
00:47:16Deb, it's his baby.
00:47:17You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:18Nope.
00:47:19I just got him.
00:47:20I just got him.
00:47:21Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely love you.
00:47:22Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely love you.
00:47:24This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:26Oh, no.
00:47:27Really?
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:29Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:31Hey, you, my lady, are perfect.
00:47:33Trust me, okay?
00:47:34I'll see you soon.
00:47:35How'd it go?
00:47:36Deb, it's his baby.
00:47:37You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:39Nope.
00:47:40I just got to make it through tonight.
00:47:42Because his parents are so excited to meet me,
00:47:45and they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant
00:47:47because I'm just bloated.
00:47:49So, I will tell him when we get home.
00:47:52Oh, it's Brett.
00:47:55We got to finish this assignment.
00:47:57You got this, Deb.
00:47:59Okay.
00:48:00Got this, got this, got this, got this.
00:48:05Got this, got this, got this.
00:48:06I think I'm gonna puke more.
00:48:30Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:32Been there, done that.
00:48:33Oh, Tilla.
00:48:34Sorry.
00:48:35I thought you were Martha.
00:48:36What?
00:48:37Ew.
00:48:38No.
00:48:39Hey, hey.
00:48:40Are you in the Longhorns upstairs bathroom?
00:48:43Yes.
00:48:44I knew I recognized it.
00:48:46I peeped there once during a rager.
00:48:48So, is Drew having a party?
00:48:52I've had dinner with his parents.
00:48:54Oh, the food's that bad?
00:48:56No, I'm just not feeling very well.
00:48:59Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:01Well, that's no way to treat your favorite study, buddy.
00:49:05All right, listen, I need help on our French porn homework.
00:49:09Can we just talk later?
00:49:11You look different.
00:49:13What do you mean?
00:49:15You look different.
00:49:17What do you mean?
00:49:19Oh, my God.
00:49:20What?
00:49:21What?
00:49:22Are you pregnant?
00:49:23No.
00:49:24How can you tell?
00:49:26I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things.
00:49:29Oh, my God.
00:49:30Do you think his parents know?
00:49:32Oh, my God.
00:49:33You haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:35Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:37Yes, fantastic.
00:49:40I am just changing my tampon.
00:49:43Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water.
00:49:46She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:48No.
00:49:50Ugh.
00:49:51Was it the meatloaf?
00:49:52No, Drew B.
00:49:54I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:49:57You just go back into dinner and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:01Uh, okay.
00:50:02Let me know if you need anything.
00:50:04Will do.
00:50:06Say no.
00:50:07She totally knows.
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:10Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious.
00:50:12She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:14She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:19How do I get out of this?
00:50:21Just, uh, go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like shit.
00:50:27And then go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:31Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:33That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:35No biggie.
00:50:36Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:37No.
00:50:38Is it because I kissed Martha one time?
00:50:39I didn't even know you back then.
00:50:40No.
00:50:41Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:50:42I ruined everything tonight.
00:50:43No, you didn't, babe.
00:50:44My mom loved you.
00:50:45She said that you're...
00:50:46You're like an angel.
00:50:47If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:50:48Babe, what are you talking about?
00:50:49Check my purse.
00:50:50Umm....
00:50:51What am I hurting for?
00:50:53What am I hurting for?
00:50:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:50:59What am I hurting for?
00:51:14Um, what am I looking for?
00:51:26Oh my god.
00:51:27I'm so sorry.
00:51:30Yeah!
00:51:31Woo!
00:51:32Oh man.
00:51:33What?
00:51:34I thought you'd be devastated.
00:51:36What about your parents?
00:51:39Devastated?
00:51:39Babe, my mom loves babies.
00:51:43You know what this means though, right?
00:51:44Oh my god.
00:51:51Debra Davis, will you...
00:51:54Period!
00:51:57Period!
00:51:58Period, I have my period!
00:52:02Game, set, match!
00:52:05Stop, hold, and happening.
00:52:15Hey, what's up?
00:52:17Guess what?
00:52:18What?
00:52:18I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books.
00:52:23Um, how is that studying?
00:52:25You'll see.
00:52:26First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:29Uh, what?
00:52:31Just do it.
00:52:33Quick!
00:52:33And then, turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:39Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:42Martha?
00:52:44A little trust, please.
00:52:46So are you going to tell me what we're doing, or...?
00:52:49The History Channel is streaming in a poly biopic, which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:52:54Really?
00:52:55Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:52:57That actually sounds fun.
00:52:59I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:01Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:04Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:06Alright, I'm going to start it.
00:53:08Oh, wait, hold on one second.
00:53:24Weird!
00:53:25This takeout delivery staff just showed up, and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:29I did.
00:53:32What?
00:53:33Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry, so I ordered us French food.
00:53:36Because of Napoleon.
00:53:38Uh, I'm sorry not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:53:44It's not supposed to be.
00:53:46Huh?
00:53:47It's a date, Martha.
00:53:50Hi?
00:53:51Oh, uh, sorry, I'm confused.
00:53:56I've been wanting to ask you out, but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet, after Trevor.
00:54:01So I thought I'd act like it was a study thing and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:06Oh, that's actually really sweet.
00:54:09Brett, but this is not going to work.
00:54:12Why?
00:54:13Are you kidding me?
00:54:14We're study buddies!
00:54:15What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well and then things get awkward and we get a bad grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:22Okay, if we won't study buddies, then would you be interested in me?
00:54:28Well, yeah, I guess.
00:54:32Why are you blushing?
00:54:34I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:35Brett!
00:54:36Look, my motto is to live in the now.
00:54:39So worrying about how this could get awkward in the future, it's pointless.
00:54:43Uh, okay.
00:54:44And if it does get awkward, I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:48That's a bad choice.
00:54:50I live my life from one awkward moment to the next and I do not recommend it.
00:54:55Well, you should.
00:54:56You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:54:59Uh, such as?
00:55:00Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:03If you're not doing things that scare you, you're not living life.
00:55:10You know what?
00:55:12I guess you have a point.
00:55:14Alright, let's do the state.
00:55:17Excellent.
00:55:19Bon appétit.
00:55:21These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:24So, question.
00:55:26If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days, how would you spend the next month?
00:55:33Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then...
00:55:35But you're going to die.
00:55:37Dead.
00:55:38Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:40Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:42Martha.
00:55:43Burn the planner.
00:55:44I like plans.
00:55:45I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:47Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:49No.
00:55:50Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:55:53Yes.
00:55:54But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:55:56Oh, no.
00:55:57No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:56:00I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes that you're going to miss
00:56:05out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:06You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:09You know it.
00:56:13Okay.
00:56:14If I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:20Amazing.
00:56:21I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:24There you go.
00:56:27And I'd find someone to kiss.
00:56:29A lot.
00:56:30Me too.
00:56:31Kissing's the best.
00:56:33Kissing's the best.
00:56:34I know.
00:56:35What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:37Huh.
00:56:38I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.
00:56:44What does that mean?
00:56:45My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.
00:56:49It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:56:53This is embarrassing.
00:56:55No, I think it's sexy.
00:56:57What about you?
00:56:57Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:01Like in your apartment or walking down the street?
00:57:06The ocean.
00:57:07Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:09It is.
00:57:11Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:12No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:16Right.
00:57:17Right.
00:57:17Well, don't.
00:57:19It's what I was going to say.
00:57:20You don't have to do that.
00:57:21No, no, it's not.
00:57:22It's saying it's in your butt crack.
00:57:24It's horrible.
00:57:25Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:57:30Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:32Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:34No, it's fine.
00:57:35It is what it is.
00:57:36You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:38Sure, it does.
00:57:39Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:41There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:43And that is also not true.
00:57:46My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:47Great, but I don't want to die
00:57:49only having had sex one time
00:57:51and only kissing two people.
00:57:53That's pathetic.
00:57:54What if you only kissed two people
00:57:56but one of them was your perfect match?
00:57:58Okay, you know what?
00:57:59Let's say you're right.
00:57:59What if I did only kiss two people
00:58:02and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:05And now he's dead.
00:58:07No, I didn't.
00:58:08Yeah, you sure did.
00:58:09So, yeah, I found my guy.
00:58:11We kissed, we had sex.
00:58:12It wasn't even that good.
00:58:14It never is the first time.
00:58:15Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:17And so now he's dead
00:58:19and I can either have a thousand bad kisses
00:58:20or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:22And you know what?
00:58:23If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorn's,
00:58:26I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:30Not even me?
00:58:31I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:36Not even me?
00:58:37You did this, didn't you?
00:58:55I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:58:57The guitarist?
00:58:58Outside my window?
00:58:59Oh, come on.
00:59:01He has a sign that says
00:59:03For Martha.
00:59:04Okay, all right.
00:59:05I asked my roommate to play romantic French music,
00:59:09but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:12That's really sweet.
00:59:13You know what?
00:59:14I tried, but failed.
00:59:16This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:19No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:21Nope, it's okay.
00:59:21We can end this now.
00:59:22I'll call my roommate and we'd be done with it.
00:59:24No, don't.
00:59:25Please.
00:59:26This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:29No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:33Look, I realize that you haven't been on many dates and that's, that is, that is fine.
00:59:38But crying in the middle of it, it's, it's not a good sign.
00:59:45And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone.
00:59:48It's, it's not okay.
00:59:49I'm so sorry, Brett.
00:59:55No, don't apologize.
00:59:57No, you planned the sweetest date ever and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:00:03Hello, I'm Martha and I ruin everything.
01:00:07No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:09Because that would mean I don't like you anymore and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:14How is that even possible?
01:00:16Because, you know, you're incredibly real and I'm not trying to figure out what you're
01:00:20thinking because, let's be honest, you say it out loud all the time.
01:00:26That's not a good thing.
01:00:29Well, I think it is.
01:00:33So, any other surprises?
01:00:37No, that was the last one.
01:00:40Then while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:44Okay, cool.
01:00:45But there's one condition.
01:00:47Uh-oh.
01:00:48We have to dance.
01:00:49Like, in our rooms?
01:00:52Or you want me to come over?
01:00:54No, no, no.
01:00:55Stand up.
01:00:56Right here, right now.
01:00:58Dance with me.
01:00:59Okay.
01:00:59So, you haven't waited all night
01:01:01For you to come and make it right
01:01:04I thought you never heard me
01:01:07Like the way you did tonight
01:01:09Wait, hang on.
01:01:11I got the best idea.
01:01:12I'm gonna get on with it after all
01:01:14Oh!
01:01:15I'm gonna be alright
01:01:17Be alright
01:01:18Right
01:01:19I don't need you
01:01:22I don't need you
01:01:23I don't need you
01:01:24I don't need you
01:01:26I don't need you
01:01:27I don't need you
01:01:28I don't need you
01:01:30I don't need you
01:01:31I don't need you
01:01:31I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't need you
01:01:34I don't need you, I don't need you.
01:01:37That was so much fun.
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:40I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:42Me neither.
01:01:44Hey, I had a really great time tonight.
01:01:46Like, really great.
01:01:48Yeah.
01:01:48Yeah, me too.
01:01:50Martha?
01:01:51Yeah?
01:01:52I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:01:54Oh yeah?
01:01:55How come?
01:01:56Because I plan on being number three.
01:01:59I'd like that.
01:02:02Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:04Hey, nerd.
01:02:15Why are you calling me?
01:02:17Well, I heard you and Brett are talking.
01:02:20Or whatever.
01:02:21And that is your business, how?
01:02:24Well, there's something you should know about Brett.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28What?
01:02:40What?
01:02:41What?