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00:00¡Hot one! ¡Hot two! ¡Hike! ¡Bolong! ¡C'mon! ¡Get open!
00:10¡Interception! ¡Touchdown!
00:16¡We did it! ¡Yeah!
00:22¡Pathetic! Playing all by yourself. Get some friends, kid.
00:27I'm all in.
00:32Fold.
00:33I'm never playing with you again.
00:57Check it out. I stole them from the movie theater. 3D glasses. Ooh.
01:06From now on, I'll take my entertainment exclusively in three dimensions.
01:13Daffy, those only work at the movie theater.
01:15The chances of Republicans getting...
01:17Whoa. He's so close.
01:20Back off, newsman.
01:22It's not in 3D.
01:24Whoa. It's like I can touch you.
01:28Please don't.
01:33Meep. What's up, neighbor?
01:36Whoa.
01:39Ugh. Back to 2D. What a bummer.
01:42Can I talk to you for a second?
01:48It's my son, Gossamer.
01:49He's having some trouble fitting in his school.
01:51All the kids pick on him and call him a monster.
01:54Duh. He is a monster.
01:57I try to help him, but he's at that age where he doesn't want to listen to his mama.
02:01The other day, he called me a witch.
02:05You are a witch.
02:06Do you need to be doing that right now?
02:18Protein shake.
02:19It's how I maintain this body.
02:24Anyway, Gossamer needs help making friends.
02:27Now, I think he could benefit from a positive male role model.
02:30Could you take him to school tomorrow and maybe talk to him?
02:32You want Bugs to talk to him?
02:36He doesn't know the first thing about making friends.
02:38He was born with friends.
02:40He's got too many friends.
02:42The only person who can help a weirdo like Gossamer is another weirdo.
02:46That's a great idea.
02:57You can take him to school tomorrow.
02:59What?
03:00No.
03:00Find another weirdo.
03:02No one helped me out when I was a kid, so I'm not helping him out.
03:06You know, I'm not always a nice witch.
03:10I'm only taking you to school because I'm afraid of your mom.
03:20Don't open that.
03:23Sorry.
03:24You're a real weird dude.
03:26Sorry.
03:28Why are you always apologizing?
03:30Sorry.
03:31Listen, kid.
03:32School is like prison.
03:33And I should know.
03:34I've been to both.
03:35You do your time and you get out.
03:37And if you're lucky, you'll grow up to be as mature and well-adjusted as me.
03:42Ah, come on!
03:43Move it, lady!
03:48Just get out here.
03:50This mom's taking forever.
03:52I mean, how many kids do you have to have before you feel like you've got a family?
03:57It's irresponsible!
03:59Will you pick me up after school?
04:00Pick you up?
04:02What do you think?
04:03I just sit around all day watching TV?
04:05You don't think I have a job or other responsibilities?
04:10My mom says you're a bum and that you mooch off of Mr. Bunny.
04:13Well, your mom's stupid.
04:15Don't tell her I said that.
04:16Hey, Gossamer.
04:32See you later, pal.
04:40Hi, Kyle.
04:41Hi, Jason.
04:43Hi, Emily.
04:43What's up, Trevor?
04:46Hi, Maya.
04:51Hey, Andrew.
04:59Why didn't you defend yourself?
05:01My mom says violence is never the answer.
05:04Well, your mom is wrong.
05:06It's almost always the answer.
05:07Don't tell her I said that.
05:09And anyway, I don't know how to defend myself.
05:12Then it's time to go to school.
05:16Not that school.
05:18The school of hard knocks.
05:20Ible, where's Daffy?
05:30He's helping our neighbors, kid.
05:32Try it.
05:33We already got our pizza.
05:35No.
05:36Try this one.
05:41Well?
05:43I like it.
05:44This one's frozen.
05:46It's pretty impressive.
05:48Pretty impressive?
05:49It's very impressive.
05:51Let me tell you something, Pinky.
05:52Uh, it's Porky.
05:53I'd like to see you make a restaurant-quality frozen pizza.
05:57You couldn't.
05:58You know why?
05:59Because it's next to impossible.
06:01But I did it.
06:01And now I'm going to sell Speedy Gonzales's frozen pizzas in grocery stores all across the country!
06:10What are they doing?
06:12I'm filming the commercial later today.
06:14Hey!
06:14You should be in it.
06:16Nah.
06:17Come on!
06:18You can play the customer!
06:20Uh, I-I don't-
06:21I can play either of you in the customer.
06:23Pinky, please.
06:24I'm talking to Senor Bugs.
06:26What do you say?
06:27Will you be in my frozen pizza commercial?
06:29Eh, I'd love to do it.
06:31Yeah, just let Porky do it.
06:33Can I at least use your slogan?
06:35What slogan?
06:36I like it.
06:37When did I say that?
06:38When you tried the pizza.
06:39It's the perfect slogan.
06:41Not too much, not too little.
06:43I don't love it.
06:44I like it.
06:45It's pizza, man.
06:46It's not a new car.
06:47Whatever.
06:48Oh!
06:48Y-y-yippee!
06:49Ha-ha-ha!
06:50Relax, Pinky, okay?
06:52It's a commercial, not a movie.
06:54But go see the makeup girl.
06:55You-you're just so pink.
06:58I guess that's where he gets his name.
07:01This is the school I graduated from.
07:10I'm kind of a legend around here.
07:13What's up, man?
07:15I don't know you.
07:18Self-defense is about knowing your strengths and your opponent's weaknesses.
07:24It's about stamina, discipline, and never letting your guard down.
07:34Shouldn't we be wearing boxing gloves?
07:41Does anybody wear boxing gloves in a street fight?
07:44Also, there's a $5 glove rental fee.
07:46Now, let's get it on!
07:49I don't want to fight.
07:51Too late.
07:52You're in a fight.
07:53And you're already losing.
07:54You know why?
07:55You're off balance.
07:56And when you're off balance, you're open to...
07:59One of these!
08:00Hey!
08:01Ah!
08:03Lucky shot.
08:05I didn't do anything.
08:06How's this gonna help me make friends?
08:08I see what you're doing.
08:10Mind games.
08:11Well, mind games are no match...
08:14For one of these!
08:15All right.
08:23Let's take a break.
08:25I'm sure this is a lot of information for you to absorb.
08:28I'm going to the vending machine.
08:31I'll bring you back.
08:32What are these?
08:33Please!
08:36Well, we've learned two things here today.
08:39You refuse to defend yourself, and I need to double up on my protein shakes.
08:43I'm never gonna get any friends.
08:45Now, is that kick-me sign still on your back?
08:52Give me that!
08:56School talent show.
08:58Huh.
08:59What is it?
09:00I think I just figured out a way for you to make some friends.
09:04A way for you to impress everyone, and instantly become popular in a single, dramatic moment.
09:11You mean enter the talent show?
09:13Oh.
09:13I was gonna say watch the talent show wearing a really cool jacket.
09:17But entering the talent show.
09:20That's a great idea!
09:22Wow.
09:22You're lucky I thought of it.
09:24Do you have any talents?
09:25I could see.
09:26Ugh.
09:27No way.
09:27Singing's lame.
09:28Come on.
09:29We can come up with something better than that.
09:30Oh, wait.
09:33I forgot something.
09:34Do you want to be?
09:36Ah!
09:38Oh!
09:40Do you want restaurant-quality pizza in the comfort of your own home?
09:43Hello.
09:44I'm Speedy Gonzales of Speedy Gonzales's Pizza Riva, telling you that you can now enjoy
09:49my pizza in a frozen variety.
09:51But don't take my word for it.
09:53He's a real-life customer.
09:55Ahem.
09:56What did you think, sir?
09:57I like it.
09:59Cut!
10:01Pinky, you're overselling it.
10:03I told you you could be in the commercial, but you gotta pull back.
10:06You gotta play real.
10:07Let's take it again.
10:10What did you think, sir?
10:11I like it.
10:13No, it's not working.
10:14Say your bugs.
10:15Let me just say it again.
10:16I like it.
10:17That's it.
10:18Perfect.
10:18Sorry, Pinky.
10:19There's just something about him.
10:20I like ability factor.
10:22I mean, this guy's okay, but I wanna party with this guy.
10:29Let's take it again.
10:32Hey, Pinky.
10:33I'm sorry.
10:34Scooch to your left a little bit.
10:37Little more.
10:38Little more.
10:40Little more.
10:41Little more.
10:43Little more.
10:45Little more.
10:46Little more.
10:48How's this?
10:50Perfecto.
10:52Talent.
10:55It can't be taught.
10:56It can't be bought.
10:58It can't be faked.
11:00It just is.
11:01You dig?
11:02Do I dig what?
11:03Two, three, four.
11:09No, no, no.
11:10Back to one.
11:11Where's one?
11:13Two, three, four.
11:17Stop, stop, stop.
11:19You're doing it wrong.
11:23It's a simple kickball change.
11:26A shimmy to the right, a shimmy to the left, pivot step, and head roll.
11:31Was that so difficult?
11:33I was thinking maybe I could sing at the talent show.
11:37Are you out of your mind?
11:39That is so lame.
11:41I mean, do you know how girly and pathetic you'd look if you sang?
11:45No, no, no.
11:46If you want friends, you need to dance.
11:50I'm not a dancer.
11:51Well, you just keep telling yourself that.
11:55This is just so frustrating.
11:58There is a dancer inside of you.
12:00Shame on you for not seeing it.
12:02And shame on me for being the only one who does.
12:06I need to cool off.
12:08I'm going to take five.
12:10But not before I give you one of these.
12:12Will you go make me a protein shake?
12:20I'm Speedy Gonzales of Speedy Gonzales's Pizza River.
12:23Telling you that you can now enjoy my pizza in a frozen variety.
12:28I like it.
12:29And you will too.
12:31Speedy Gonzales's Frozen Pizza.
12:33In your gross freezer.
12:35Huh, how much?
12:36Oh, it's on the house.
12:38You're famous.
12:39Honey, look.
12:44It's the I like it guy.
12:53I like it guy.
12:56Say it.
12:57I like it.
12:59Yeah.
13:01I like it.
13:05You probably get this all the time, but will you say it?
13:08I'm kind of in a hurry.
13:09Please, just one time.
13:12I like it.
13:13Do you mind, will you say it for my outgoing message?
13:16I like it.
13:17Oh, wasn't recording.
13:18One more time.
13:20I like it.
13:21Woohoo!
13:21I like it!
13:23I'm not sure I like it.
13:26Say it.
13:29Yeah, you.
13:30I like it guy.
13:32Say it.
13:33I like it.
13:34Classic.
13:34This whole time, we've been focusing on the talent part of the talent show.
13:42But what about the show part?
13:46You don't want me to juggle chainsaws, do you?
13:49No.
13:50That would be ludicrous.
13:51I want you to juggle chainsaws that have been lit on fire.
13:59Can't I just sing at the talent show?
14:01No, you can't sing.
14:02That would be a death sentence.
14:07Run for our lives!
14:13You saved my life.
14:16I'd like to repay you.
14:17I'll give you one of these!
14:20It's like those protein shakes are making me weaker.
14:27My house!
14:31Hey!
14:32Hey, see, I like it guy!
14:34You live here?
14:36Say it!
14:37My house is burning down.
14:40That's not the line!
14:41Turn on the water!
14:43No, you remember.
14:45The little mouse goes.
14:46What do you think, sir?
14:48And you say...
14:50I like it!
14:52Woohoo!
14:53Yeah!
14:56Hey, when you're done, can we get a picture?
15:03Well, this is it.
15:05Good luck.
15:08This is the bus station.
15:10What about the talent show?
15:11You can't go to the talent show!
15:14You don't have a talent!
15:16Here, take this.
15:18What's this?
15:20Everything you need to start a new life.
15:21Fake passport, fake money, and my fake number, in case of emergency.
15:26Fernando Valenzuela?
15:28The baseball player?
15:29The beloved baseball player.
15:32Get ready to have tons of friends.
15:34Please, just take me to the talent show.
15:36You're a funeral, Fernando.
15:57Hey, you're that guy.
15:59Say it.
16:00Shh!
16:01There's a kid on stage.
16:03I know, it's my kid.
16:04Come on, say it!
16:06No.
16:07Just say it!
16:08I'm not gonna say it.
16:09As a matter of fact, I'm never gonna say it again.
16:13Ever.
16:14Typical Hollywood jerk.
16:16Oh, good.
16:23You haven't gone on.
16:24I took this from the science lab.
16:26I think they're scorpions.
16:27I'm not sure what you should do with them.
16:29Maybe eat them?
16:29Let them run around on your face?
16:31Something like that?
16:33And now, our next contestant.
16:35Wish me luck.
16:36Wait, you forgot the scorpions.
16:38I don't need them.
16:39That's my baby.
16:45What is he doing?
16:55My name is Gossamer, and I'm gonna sing.
16:58The leaves of brown came tumbling down.
17:06Remember, in September, in the rain.
17:15The sun went out just like a dying ember.
17:21That September, in the rain.
17:28To every word of love, I heard you whisper.
17:35The raindrops seem to play a sweet refrain.
17:41And though spring is here, to me it's still September.
17:47That's September, in the rain.
17:54Yeah!
17:58I like it.
18:04I can't thank you enough for helping my boy.
18:25Yes, you can.
18:26You're a witch.
18:27You can do anything.
18:28Come on, wave your wand.
18:30Make me strong.
18:31I want to be strong.
18:32Super strong.
18:34With wings.
18:35And give me 3D vision.
18:37Stay away from my son.
18:40What's with the glass box full of sand?
18:42It's a scorpion tank.
18:43Where are the scorpions?
18:48Something bit me!
18:50What?
19:09I want to be careful with my organization.
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