- 7/15/2025
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher?
00:00:30You're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:37They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56What was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:58We done here?
00:01:01Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:09No!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:12Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You were the best.
00:01:19You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:26Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:41What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:44Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:49What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:52I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:54This isn't working out.
00:01:55But...
00:01:55But...
00:01:56Take care, Monique.
00:02:05What am I doing?
00:02:14So, I tell him.
00:02:17Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:19That's an okra.
00:02:21Like, seriously?
00:02:23So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:26I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:31How about you and I...
00:02:33Um, you're...
00:02:34Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:36Be right back.
00:02:40So, I was thinking...
00:02:42How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:46Sorry.
00:02:47I'll be right back.
00:02:56Oh, damn it.
00:03:03Shit.
00:03:04I'm so sorry.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Oh, my God.
00:03:09Asher?
00:03:10Oh, yeah.
00:03:10What are you doing?
00:03:11Oh, you're chowing my sorrows, you?
00:03:14Hey.
00:03:15Do you want me to grab a drink?
00:03:17Sure.
00:03:18It looks fun.
00:03:23How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:26Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:29We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Pinky spray?
00:03:33Pinky spray.
00:03:34Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:40We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:42Pinky spray?
00:03:44Pinky spray.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:47Stop doing that.
00:03:56Oh, what about work?
00:03:58I actually just started a new job.
00:04:00I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:01Small world.
00:04:02You're our biggest client.
00:04:03Mm.
00:04:05No way.
00:04:06Wait, what do you do?
00:04:07I work at a software development startup.
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:13That's cool.
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22What?
00:04:23What about your love life?
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:27Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:29A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:33Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:40Stop it.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Hey, we're friends.
00:04:44Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:49Sex ruins everything.
00:04:52Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:53What about you, man?
00:04:55Hey, how about you?
00:04:56What about you?
00:04:56What about you, boy?
00:04:57What about you?
00:04:57What about you?
00:04:59What about you, boy?
00:04:59Where do you happen?
00:05:00Get all out.
00:05:02What about you, boy?
00:05:05Turn it to you.
00:05:06I don't know.
00:05:19Hey, T поверх.
00:05:20Miss baby.
00:05:20ничего.
00:05:20I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:47I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:53I have that effect on women.
00:06:00I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:03I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:13Friends forever?
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:19I know.
00:06:21I know.
00:06:23I know.
00:06:25I know.
00:06:27I know.
00:06:29Oh, my God.
00:06:59Oh, my God.
00:07:29Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:52I don't know. What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head. My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, I mean, since we're here.
00:08:10What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fox.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:27But still.
00:08:28Sex without strings.
00:08:34You do you, I do me.
00:08:37And we do each other.
00:08:42Interesting.
00:08:43Okay, sold.
00:08:54And benefits.
00:08:55And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:23Hello, ladies.
00:09:31Asher?
00:09:35You two know each other?
00:09:37Yeah, uh, we know each other from college.
00:09:42He's one of my best friends.
00:09:43What are you doing here?
00:09:45He's here to see my father.
00:09:47Wait, what?
00:09:48Daddy owns the company.
00:09:50I know.
00:09:51I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:54Clearly.
00:09:56Listen, gotta run, but talk to you later.
00:10:00You too.
00:10:05Oh, what a man.
00:10:07What's this?
00:10:28Article one.
00:10:29Nobody knows.
00:10:31It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:32Good point.
00:10:37At a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40Article three.
00:10:42Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:44Agreed.
00:10:46Article four.
00:10:53Article five.
00:10:54Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:02I don't like that one.
00:11:04Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:08Fine.
00:11:11And finally.
00:11:17Friends first.
00:11:19Friends first.
00:11:20Friends first.
00:11:24Let's see.
00:11:30Let's see.
00:11:49Let's see.
00:12:50What?
00:12:56I mean, no, the contract.
00:12:58Forget the contract.
00:13:00No, friends first. Remember?
00:13:03Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:10Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:24Friends first?
00:13:33Friends first.
00:13:36Friends first.
00:13:46So see you at seven tonight?
00:13:48Yes, you will.
00:13:48He asked me out. He asked me out.
00:14:05Breathe, Beth. Breathe.
00:14:07I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:10On Asher?
00:14:11Yes.
00:14:12He asked you out?
00:14:14Yes.
00:14:15On a date?
00:14:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:17Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:19Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:20You can give me some tips.
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:24Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:27I gotta go.
00:14:28Getting a money-penny ready for the big fight.
00:14:30I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:34Bye.
00:14:35Where was he born?
00:14:45Philadelphia.
00:14:47Philadelphia.
00:14:48Uh, favorite food?
00:14:51Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:14:56Mmm, hot fudge sundae.
00:14:59I like your pen.
00:15:01I've never seen that color before.
00:15:02Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:04It's my favorite color.
00:15:05Heliotrope purple.
00:15:07Cool.
00:15:08What about sports?
00:15:11Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:13On your date.
00:15:15I can't do that.
00:15:16If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:17he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:21Marry?
00:15:22You got a problem with that?
00:15:29Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:33Me and Asher?
00:15:34I'm just, uh, no.
00:15:37No, no, no, never.
00:15:38Please.
00:15:39No, no, no, no, never.
00:15:41Please.
00:15:42We're, we're friends.
00:15:44We're best friends.
00:15:46Good.
00:15:47By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:49Where'd you get it?
00:15:50Oh, Mason's on third.
00:15:52It's super cute.
00:15:53Okay, let's carry on.
00:15:55Uh, siblings?
00:16:00And being an only child.
00:16:03I was an only child as well.
00:16:04Really?
00:16:05Cool.
00:16:07Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:08my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:10I was born in Philly.
00:16:13Shut up.
00:16:14It's my favorite city.
00:16:16Where was the school?
00:16:19Um, I...
00:16:21Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:25How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:33That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:39I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:42I had a wonderful time.
00:16:49I really hope we can do this again.
00:16:52That would be great.
00:16:55Good night.
00:16:58Oh, my.
00:17:00Okay, thank you.
00:17:04Listen.
00:17:06I should really head out.
00:17:10Take care.
00:17:11Why don't you come up?
00:17:14And I will fuck you.
00:17:16It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:18Oh, my God.
00:17:19Oh.
00:17:20Oh, my God.
00:17:21Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:24Why?
00:17:25Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:30I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:31No, no, it...
00:17:32That's not what I meant.
00:17:33It's just...
00:17:35Sex ruins everything.
00:17:38Let's wait.
00:17:39So, it can be perfect.
00:17:43Yeah?
00:17:47Yes.
00:17:50Okay.
00:17:52Toodles.
00:17:53Beth?
00:18:01It was nice.
00:18:03We have a lot in common.
00:18:07Are you...
00:18:08Jealous?
00:18:11No.
00:18:11Did you, um...
00:18:16Did you sleep together?
00:18:20No.
00:18:21But not...
00:18:22She's an animal.
00:18:27Oh, God.
00:18:28Stop it.
00:18:30Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:34So, you don't?
00:18:34Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:37I want to wait.
00:18:38Just in case she is the one.
00:18:41You never know.
00:18:50I'm never getting married.
00:18:53I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:54You do you.
00:19:02To each his own.
00:19:04Agreed.
00:19:05Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:06Maybe.
00:19:06Give it back.
00:19:07Give it back.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:09Mm-mm.
00:19:09It's not fun.
00:19:12It's my strawberry.
00:19:13All right.
00:19:13That was rude.
00:19:21That was rude.
00:19:43You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:57You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:00True love does not exist.
00:20:03You will only get hurt.
00:20:05He is your friend.
00:20:07Don't blow it.
00:20:09Friendship first.
00:20:10Leanne Lamont.
00:20:12You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:17True love does not exist.
00:20:19You will only get hurt.
00:20:21He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:25Friendship first.
00:20:29Leanne Lamont.
00:20:29Hey.
00:20:47Hey, shit, I'm so sorry, my bad, my fault, hang on, you got a tissue, here, let me, hey,
00:21:16what are you doing, stop cock-plucking me, oh, I didn't realize, hey, Asher, Eric, okay, well, see you guys later, here, thank you, I'm Leanne, by the way, I'm Eric,
00:21:46that was fun, yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun, both, okay, you gotta watch out for him, he's a player,
00:22:02so what, you think I can't handle myself, no, that's not what I'm saying,
00:22:07oh, my God, are you jealous, no, I'm not jealous, why would I be jealous, we're friends with benefits, remember,
00:22:19yeah, you don't have to be a dick about it, okay, I'm not being a dick, you're just making another bad
00:22:25choice, I can handle myself, yeah, fine, be that way, you know, maybe things are getting too
00:22:38complicated, maybe we need to end this arrangement, maybe you're so shut down that you can only date
00:22:50asshole men, maybe you should go fuck yourself, maybe I will, yes,
00:23:03flowers for Mrs. Lynn Leavitt, that's me, oh, my God, thank you,
00:23:17I'm Eric, what are you doing here, had a meeting with best dad,
00:23:35that's from Eric, yes,
00:23:38they're nice,
00:23:42listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night, I was out of line,
00:23:52no, no, I was out of line,
00:23:59I'm so sorry about the slap, oh, my God,
00:24:03yeah, I deserved it,
00:24:11friends forever,
00:24:14friends forever,
00:24:18dinner later,
00:24:21sounds awesome,
00:24:33someone's on a good mood,
00:24:42oh, it's just,
00:24:44I'm just so happy,
00:24:46you know, Leanne,
00:24:49I think I like Asher a lot,
00:24:51I think he could be the one,
00:24:55oh,
00:24:55I think I'm falling in love,
00:24:58you've only just started dating,
00:25:00have you ever had a connection that's just so deep,
00:25:05so immediate that you just know?
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:12That's us.
00:25:14You know,
00:25:15he told me he wants us to wait for sex,
00:25:19he says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:24I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:25Oh,
00:25:28no,
00:25:29I don't know,
00:25:30I,
00:25:30I just want him to be happy.
00:25:32By the way,
00:25:33I love your lipstick,
00:25:34it's so unique,
00:25:36what color is it?
00:25:38Paris pink.
00:25:39I love it.
00:25:41Anyway,
00:25:42gotta go,
00:25:43toodles.
00:25:52Why are you so down?
00:25:54What's wrong?
00:25:55Nothing.
00:25:59Famous last words.
00:26:01Is it attic?
00:26:04Of course not.
00:26:06How's Beth,
00:26:07by the way?
00:26:08She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:11You never know.
00:26:15Give me your hand.
00:26:17I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:19Come on.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:22Okay,
00:26:22this
00:26:23is your lifeline.
00:26:26It's long.
00:26:27So you have a nice long life.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:31This
00:26:31is your headline
00:26:33for wisdom.
00:26:34And
00:26:35looks like you have done
00:26:38some stupid things.
00:26:43And this
00:26:44is your love line.
00:26:46So you've got a rocky beginning
00:26:48over here.
00:26:51But you have
00:26:52a long line
00:26:53of love ahead of you.
00:26:54You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:19Great idea.
00:27:20You
00:27:29love it.
00:27:33And
00:27:41thank you for
00:27:41having me.
00:27:42That's awesome.
00:27:43See you nextướp.
00:27:43I don't know.
00:28:13It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:19Do you have a key?
00:28:26I'm sick.
00:28:43Oh, nice trick.
00:28:50Right?
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:55Who is that?
00:28:57I have no idea.
00:28:59Hello?
00:29:00Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:03My front door.
00:29:05Hello?
00:29:16That's...
00:29:17How could you?
00:29:24Beth!
00:29:24Wait, Beth!
00:29:26Oh, fuck.
00:29:27What have I done?
00:29:27What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:32Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:44Hey.
00:29:45What are you doing?
00:29:46I'm leaving.
00:29:47I'm getting dressed.
00:29:48I'm going.
00:29:49I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:50I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:51You didn't do anything.
00:29:52It was me.
00:29:53I fucked up.
00:29:55You said it wasn't serious.
00:29:56It wasn't.
00:29:57It isn't.
00:29:58It doesn't matter.
00:29:58I fucked up.
00:29:59Whatever it is.
00:30:00It was.
00:30:01I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:06I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:08Yeah.
00:30:21Henceverse?
00:30:28Henceverse.
00:30:38Hey, Beth.
00:30:44Go away.
00:30:50I need to talk to you.
00:30:53I fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:30:57You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:00It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:02It was a stupid game.
00:31:03Friends with benefits.
00:31:04But it's over now, okay?
00:31:05I promise.
00:31:06I promise.
00:31:08Do you love her?
00:31:15Of course not.
00:31:16Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:20Really?
00:31:22Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:26You and me.
00:31:28Please.
00:31:29Give me another chance.
00:31:31I suppose.
00:31:41Okay.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:42Leanne, it's me again.
00:31:58Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:00I'm so confused.
00:32:02Friends forever, remember?
00:32:03Eric.
00:32:09Eric.
00:32:10Hi.
00:32:11I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:14I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:17I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:20Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:31I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:33What's going on?
00:32:34Are you with Leanne?
00:32:35Call me.
00:32:36Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:32:54If you ever want to be friends again, I'll know where to find me.
00:33:20It's Eric.
00:33:21Leave a message.
00:33:22Hey, Eric.
00:33:24Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see
00:33:30what you were doing later.
00:33:31Asher?
00:33:32Asher, where are you?
00:33:34Why won't you call me back?
00:33:36I know you're with her.
00:33:37You lied to me.
00:33:40Okay.
00:33:41Miss you.
00:33:42Call me.
00:33:43Bye.
00:33:48Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:51Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need
00:33:59to slow things down a bit.
00:34:01I'll call you when I can.
00:34:02Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:17Slow down.
00:34:18Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:22Slow down.
00:34:24Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:31Slow down.
00:34:32Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:33Slow down.
00:34:34Wet.
00:34:39Shut up.
00:34:41Wait.
00:34:43Love sucks.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:48I think we've had enough.
00:34:50How about we head back to my face?
00:34:57Fabulous.
00:35:00Easy.
00:35:20A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:35:50I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:04Nah, I'm sorry.
00:36:05I've been aloof.
00:36:06Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:07You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:09No, that's okay.
00:36:10Just life.
00:36:11Is it Leanne?
00:36:12I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:16You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:18I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:20Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:26It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:28No way.
00:36:29She would never.
00:36:30He's a knob.
00:36:32Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:39I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:50I guess she's not the same you think she's a man.
00:36:54She's a girl.
00:36:55She's a girl.
00:36:55She's a girl.
00:36:56She's a girl.
00:36:57She's a girl.
00:36:58I guess.
00:36:59She's a girl.
00:38:05What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:24How could you miss that?
00:38:26Sorry.
00:38:27I'm trying my best.
00:38:28Hey.
00:38:29Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:31He causes the game.
00:38:33Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:34Don't tell me what you do, woman.
00:38:36She can handle herself.
00:38:38Remember that part of your life is over?
00:38:40Everyone!
00:38:40Look at the loser.
00:38:43It's all embarrassing.
00:38:47Fucking prick.
00:38:49Come here.
00:38:53Come on.
00:38:54Come on.
00:39:02Come on.
00:40:02Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:08I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:11We only just got back together.
00:40:14Beth, we were never together.
00:40:17I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:20You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:23Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:27I'm so sorry.
00:40:28I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:30You're fired.
00:40:32You can't fire me.
00:40:34I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:37I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:39You can't.
00:40:40She'll sue.
00:40:42Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:46And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53I don't know.
00:43:23They sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:26I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:28I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:31Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:33You're my lover.
00:43:34You're my best friend.
00:43:36Clearly not.
00:43:37I am not a cheater.
00:43:42I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:52I do.
00:43:57Kate.
00:43:57I'm not a cheater.
00:43:59I'm not a cheater.
00:44:00I'm not a cheater.
00:44:01I'm not a cheater.
00:44:01I'm not a cheater.
00:44:03I'm not a cheater.
00:44:03I'm not a cheater.
00:44:04I'm not a cheater.
00:44:05I'm not a cheater.
00:44:05I'm not a cheater.
00:44:06I'm not a cheater.
00:44:07I'm not a cheater.
00:44:07I'm not a cheater.
00:44:08I'm not a cheater.
00:44:09I'm not a cheater.
00:44:09I'm not a cheater.
00:44:10I'm not a cheater.
00:44:11I'm not a cheater.
00:44:11I'm not a cheater.
00:44:12I'm not a cheater.
00:44:13I'm not a cheater.
00:44:13I'm not a cheater.
00:44:14I'm not a cheater.
00:44:15I'm not a cheater.
00:44:16I don't know.
00:44:46I prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:49Or both. Thoughts?
00:44:53Please, don't marry her.
00:44:56You don't love her.
00:44:58You're rebounding.
00:45:05I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:08Thoughts?
00:45:10A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:13Thoughts?
00:45:17They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:20Thoughts?
00:45:21Oh my god
00:45:51Hello
00:46:03Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:09You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome
00:46:11I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you
00:46:14And there's more with the doorman
00:46:15Could you run down and grab him?
00:46:16Sure
00:46:17Okay
00:46:17Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all
00:46:39You are gone, Leanne Lamont
00:46:51Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want to see you again
00:46:55Ever
00:46:56Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated
00:47:07Effective now
00:47:09Wait
00:47:10What?
00:47:12Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors
00:47:17Who's the source?
00:47:18Oh my god
00:47:24Why would she do this?
00:47:28Lovers scorned, I suppose
00:47:29No, it's not true, this will ruin me
00:47:32You know, Asha
00:47:32I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend
00:47:37But you never speak to me again
00:47:39So I'm stuck with you
00:47:44Mr. Fallon, I swear
00:47:46This isn't true
00:47:48It doesn't matter at this point
00:47:49It's already in the trades
00:47:51You're toxic, Asha
00:47:54Nobody will touch you
00:47:56So now you get your ass out of my office
00:47:59Asha?
00:48:09You bitch
00:48:09What?
00:48:12You're a jealous bitch
00:48:13What are you doing?
00:48:15What are you
00:48:16I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday
00:48:18So you got jealous and decided to ruin me
00:48:20Honey?
00:48:22What are you talking about?
00:48:24I would never try to ruin you
00:48:27Old job well done
00:48:28Okay, let's just figure this out
00:48:30Stay away from me
00:48:31Asha, you're one of my best friends
00:48:36We are not friends
00:48:37Okay, we are nothing
00:48:39Stay away from me
00:48:42Don't contact me
00:48:43Don't speak to me
00:48:44Don't look at me
00:48:46You are dead to me
00:48:53Oh, like fam
00:48:53Thanks, have fun
00:48:54Do you palace?
00:48:55No, that's not
00:48:57You're Holy
00:48:58Oh, love
00:48:59What are you
00:49:00I'm coming back
00:49:00If you're the��'s
00:49:01I CRASH möchte it
00:49:01Asha
00:49:06What do you know
00:49:06Do you인지
00:49:07I bring technically
00:49:11What do you guys
00:49:12I write
00:49:13What do you
00:49:14You
00:49:15I love
00:49:15What do you
00:49:16Speak
00:49:17I bring知道
00:51:48Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:51:58I didn't write this.
00:51:59I didn't write this.
00:52:04Heliotrope purple.
00:52:08It was Beth.
00:52:14Heliotrope purple.
00:52:15It was Beth.
00:52:21She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:23Oh my god.
00:52:25Huntington's had her day.
00:52:27I just don't want him.
00:52:28Come on.
00:52:29Come on.
00:52:31Come on.
00:52:31Come on.
00:52:31Come on.
00:52:31Come on.
00:52:35Come on.
00:52:36Come on.
00:52:41Shit.
00:52:41He blocked me?
00:52:42Beth.
00:52:43Beth.
00:52:56Beth.
00:52:58Beth.
00:53:10Beth.
00:53:10Beth.
00:53:10Beth.
00:53:10Beth.
00:53:11Beth.
00:53:11Beth.
00:53:11Beth.
00:53:12Beth.
00:53:12Beth.
00:53:13I don't know.
00:53:43I don't know.
00:54:13I don't know.
00:54:15She's insane.
00:54:17What are you doing here?
00:54:21Beth.
00:54:23You set me up.
00:54:25You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:29I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:33And I won.
00:54:37You stay away from me.
00:54:39You're insane.
00:54:43I'll scream.
00:54:45Nobody will hear you.
00:54:51I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:54:55I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:54:59I promise, Beth.
00:55:01Okay?
00:55:03You and Asher, or...
00:55:05You're a great couple.
00:55:07He loves you.
00:55:09Why don't I just go away?
00:55:13I'll move.
00:55:15I'll quit my job, just...
00:55:17Please.
00:55:19Beth.
00:55:21Don't hurt me.
00:55:23Okay?
00:55:25I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:29But you've gotta go.
00:55:35I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:37But you've gotta go.
00:55:41Let go.
00:55:43No!
00:55:45Look!
00:55:47No.
00:55:49Oh, my God.
00:56:03No.
00:56:05No.
00:56:07No.
00:56:09Ah.
00:56:16Ah.
00:56:39Don't bother.
00:56:59That pipe's in there good.
00:57:01You're not going anywhere.
00:57:04You're crazy.
00:57:07You're never getting away with it.
00:57:09Oh, but I will.
00:57:10See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:12And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:15And when I get back...
00:57:16I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:27You bitch.
00:57:37Toodles!
00:57:39Toodles!
00:57:39Toodles!
00:57:40Toodles!
00:57:44Toodles!
00:57:45foto
00:57:47Toodles!
00:57:48Toodles!
00:57:49Toodles!
00:57:50Toodles!
00:57:52To trails!
00:57:52Toodles!
00:57:53Toodles!
00:57:55Toodles!
00:57:55Totoo!
00:57:56To Abigail!
00:57:57To Ursula!
00:57:57Toels!
00:57:58To ves!
00:57:59To Hide
00:58:02Toечь vases!
00:58:03Toxic vases!
00:58:04To 아무 � pix!
00:58:05Toheres!
00:58:06To Sid!
00:58:07No!
00:58:37I don't know.
00:59:07I don't know.
00:59:37I don't know.
00:59:47Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
00:59:53Stop.
00:59:54Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:04Stop.
01:00:04What are you doing here?
01:00:09Keep going fast.
01:00:10What's going on, Beth?
01:00:12Security, take this woman away.
01:00:15She's clearly deranged.
01:00:16Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:18We are gathered here today.
01:00:19Let's go finish it.
01:00:20Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:27What?
01:00:28It's completely absurd.
01:00:33Is this true?
01:00:34Oh, she's crazy.
01:00:35Security!
01:00:37She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:44No, no, Asher, you love me.
01:00:46We're getting married today.
01:00:47Go, go, go!
01:00:48Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:52You're ruining everything!
01:00:58Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:00You're ruining everything!
01:01:02Beth, how could you?
01:01:05I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:07Get off me!
01:01:12I will kill you.
01:01:14I will kill you!
01:01:16Get out!
01:01:17Get out!
01:01:17Get out!
01:01:18Get out!
01:01:19Get out!
01:01:19Get out!
01:01:20Hey!
01:01:20No!
01:01:22No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:26I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:28Asher, I'll tell you, you're not going to be a decline!
01:01:33Hey.
01:01:35You okay?
01:01:38Yeah, I think so.
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:42God.
01:01:43God.
01:01:44Someone grab a chair.
01:01:45You okay?
01:01:49Yeah, I think so.
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55God.
01:01:56Someone grab a chair.
01:02:00Oh.
01:02:02Babe.
01:02:03Hey.
01:02:04Wake up, babe.
01:02:05Baby, wake up.
01:02:07Baby.
01:02:08Hey, wake up.
01:02:09Wake up, baby.
01:02:11Leanne.
01:02:12Oh.
01:02:13Asher.
01:02:14Yes, it's me.
01:02:16And it's all over.
01:02:23I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:25I'm more sorry.
01:02:27You saved me.
01:02:28You're my hero.
01:02:29Oh.
01:02:34Asher, I love you.
01:02:35I love you, Leanne.
01:02:44Let me help you.
01:02:46Come on.
01:02:51But before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:02:56Will you marry me?
01:03:09Yes.
01:03:10Yes.
01:03:11Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:18They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:21But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:25I'm so sorry.
Recommended
1:59:22
48:58
1:35:05
1:00:41
46:00
1:28:59
1:00:23
54:07
1:25:41
1:41:49
1:00:21
1:11:35
1:11:30
1:06:20
1:09:06
1:29:34
1:59:36
1:18:07
39:15