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FULL HOT MOVIE  Dave is a wannabe drug dealer stuck with a batch of experimental new pills, Ray is a failing club DJ getting by on a daytime radio slot, and socially awkward office worker Bernard just turned up to the wrong party by mistake.   *  #watchfreemovie  #watcnow  #fullmovie  #watchonlinemovie  #freestreaming  #StreamingNow  #MovieRecommendations  #MustWatch  #ClassicMovies  #Thriller  #Mystery  #WatchOnline  #TopRatedMovies  #CinemaLovers  #DramaFilm  #ForeignFilms  #AwardWinning  #MovieOfTheDay  #InstantClassic  #FeelGoodMovies  #RetroMovies  #MovieClips  #BestCinematography  #StreamingTonight  #LateNightMovies  #RomanticDrama  #Top10Movies  #PopcornTime  #MovieMarathon  #LoveStory  #romanticmovie  #WatchFree  #FreeMoviesOnline  #FilmOfTheYear  #BestMoviesEver  #Comedy  #FunnyMovie  #mustwatchmovie  #Movie  #Film  #filme  #Movies  #FullMovies  #ActionMovies  #ComedyMovies  #HorrorMovies  #DramaMovies  #RomanticMovies  #ThrillerMovies  #EuropeanFilms  #europeanmovie  #FrenchCinema  #SpanishMovies  #ItalianFilms  #GermanMovies  #EuropeanMovieClips  #EuropeanFilmFestival  #BestEuropeanMovies  #TopEuropeanFilms  #ClassicEuropeanCinema  #EuropeanDramaFilms  #EuropeanFilmAwards  #ScandinavianMovies  #EuropeanHorrorFilms  #EuropeanComedyMovies  #EuropeanArtFilms  #EuropeanIndieFilms

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00:00:001, 2, 3, stick to me

00:00:15Never doubt in your fantasies

00:00:22They'll burn your house

00:00:25They'll steal your car

00:00:28So save your love

00:00:30And that's it for the City FM Afternoon Show.

00:00:39I'm looking forward to a great weekend, and I hope you are too.

00:00:41Let's make a date for the same time, same place, next week,

00:00:45and we will do it all over again.

00:00:48This is Ray Ray signing off.

00:00:50And guys, remember, it's nice to be important,

00:00:53but it's far more important to be nice.

00:00:58And that's the end of you shites for another week.

00:01:03Important to be nice.

00:01:06God shit.

00:01:12How's it going, mate?

00:01:14What the fuck is the story?

00:01:16It's not my fault, man.

00:01:17There was a fuck up.

00:01:18Ken had me make a pick-up only 20 minutes ago.

00:01:20Me bollocks.

00:01:21Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:01:22We arranged here half four.

00:01:24You're fucking me about by.

00:01:26You arranged with Ken.

00:01:27Line of communication got fucked up, man.

00:01:29Human air, you know.

00:01:30I'm not fucking you about.

00:01:31Me bollocks.

00:01:33Are you setting me up?

00:01:34Nobody is setting you up, right?

00:01:36I'm sorry you had to wait around.

00:01:37Wait around.

00:01:39I've been sitting on me arse.

00:01:40Here.

00:01:41With this.

00:01:42For half an hour.

00:01:43That's a bit more than I was expecting.

00:01:48So?

00:01:50This is too much.

00:01:51I can't shift all these.

00:01:52You fucking me about by.

00:01:54You're going to take them all.

00:01:56New supply, new rules, new target.

00:01:59Do you get me?

00:01:59What are they?

00:02:01Flippers.

00:02:02They're brand new.

00:02:04Are they any good?

00:02:05Yeah, they're lovely.

00:02:06Yeah.

00:02:08Right.

00:02:11We good?

00:02:12I'll take the rest on Monday.

00:02:14Mate, I'm not a drug dealer.

00:02:17I'm giving you the whole weekend.

00:02:19Don't fuck me about by.

00:02:20You.

00:02:22Fuck's sake.

00:02:24Fucking hell.

00:02:25Shit.

00:02:26Fuck.

00:02:26I didn't even know it was loaded.

00:02:28You're going to fucking shot me, you prick.

00:02:30Yeah, you relax.

00:02:31Just put the gun away, yeah?

00:02:32Please.

00:02:33Fuck's sake.

00:02:34Cheap guns.

00:02:35That's what it is.

00:02:36Look at that.

00:02:37Yeah.

00:02:38The catch was off.

00:02:38Right, yeah.

00:02:39Okay.

00:02:40Fucking relax, will you?

00:02:41I'll see you Monday.

00:02:51Whew.

00:02:54Cam, what the fuck have you got me into?

00:02:56That's a lovely shirt, aren't you?

00:03:11Where's the tie about you?

00:03:15Um, I'll put it on after dinner, Mum.

00:03:17Oh, yeah, no, that's better.

00:03:33I can't have you looking prettier than me.

00:03:35That took me ages.

00:03:36It's just an eye out with the boys.

00:03:38What, do you care?

00:03:38You working?

00:03:41I feel a bit rough.

00:03:45Might blow it off.

00:03:48I'm Linda.

00:03:49You can't keep Skyping off.

00:03:50They're going to let you go.

00:03:51I said maybe.

00:03:53I'll call you later.

00:03:54I'm serious.

00:03:55You're always serious.

00:03:56Come here.

00:03:58Right.

00:03:58Just, um, Dave's not going to be there, is he?

00:04:04Oh, I'm Linda, little bit.

00:04:05Stare clear.

00:04:06You know he's always trouble.

00:04:13It'll be grand.

00:04:15Don't worry about it.

00:04:16Hi.

00:04:37Hi, I'm Bernard.

00:04:39We're right back.

00:04:46Hey.

00:04:52Hey.

00:04:53How's it going?

00:04:54Pretty good.

00:04:55Cool.

00:04:56You're here long?

00:04:58No.

00:05:01Do you work in insurance?

00:05:11Do you want a joint?

00:05:13Um, no thanks.

00:05:14I don't smoke.

00:05:16Um, you're not glam, right?

00:05:22Um, no.

00:05:28Would any of you like a can?

00:05:31Uh, yeah.

00:05:32Yeah.

00:05:44Cheers, man.

00:06:13Oh, jeez.

00:06:17Non-stop.

00:06:19Fuck off!

00:06:25Hey, Dave, this is it.

00:06:28Yeah, listen, Ray, if you have a drink, you'll be fine, Ray, and I'll see you in the tub.

00:06:31My hair's going to stink at barbecue later.

00:06:33Yeah, well, who's going to be scrubbing Matt's hair?

00:06:35You'd be surprised.

00:06:37I'd be surprised, right?

00:06:43That's psycho there.

00:06:45Shhh!

00:06:47Sorry?

00:06:49About early, all right?

00:06:51No hard feelings, all right?

00:06:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No hard feelings, all right?

00:06:55Get it done.

00:06:57Our next time there will be.

00:06:59Dave, this is too much.

00:07:01It's not what you signed up for.

00:07:03Bit of extra cash, cool, but fucking guns.

00:07:05Look, it's cool, Ray. It's Ken's problem, something like that.

00:07:07So...

00:07:09I know these fellas, and you're not one of them.

00:07:14They're fucking skinny, Dave.

00:07:15Yeah?

00:07:16Yeah.

00:07:17You reckon, yeah?

00:07:18Look at me.

00:07:19Hardly fucking cool and what?

00:07:21Feel that shit.

00:07:22Feel it, go on.

00:07:23Yeah, see what happens when you pull that fit.

00:07:32Did you ever see that guy before?

00:07:34I've never seen him before.

00:07:37Fuck.

00:07:39What?

00:07:40I didn't think Dave was going to show up tonight.

00:07:43Relax, Aidan.

00:07:45He hasn't seen you yet.

00:07:47Here, I'll be back in a sec.

00:07:53Ah, hey, Ray.

00:07:55There he is.

00:07:56As lavish as ever.

00:07:57Oh, thanks.

00:07:58How are you doing?

00:07:59How are you, my brother?

00:08:00I'm good, man, good.

00:08:01New shirt?

00:08:02Yeah, fucking D&G, bro.

00:08:03You like that shit?

00:08:04My choice.

00:08:05Makes him look slightly less of a prick, don't you think?

00:08:07Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.

00:08:08Yeah, fuck you very much.

00:08:09I'm a buffoon.

00:08:10Hey, we'll see how a ball can answer or what?

00:08:13What?

00:08:14Jesus.

00:08:15Yeah?

00:08:16You're beautiful.

00:08:18Don't be such an asshole.

00:08:19There's Aidan Bonnet over there.

00:08:20You'll fucking take a few bills, actually.

00:08:21Dave.

00:08:22Heya.

00:08:23Heya.

00:08:24Do you know Gwen?

00:08:25Who?

00:08:26I think Gwen.

00:08:27No.

00:08:28This is her party, but I just can't seem to find her.

00:08:30We work together.

00:08:31Standard Alliance.

00:08:32Just not full time, really.

00:08:33That's nice.

00:08:34Yeah.

00:08:35Yeah.

00:08:36Yeah.

00:08:37Yeah.

00:08:38Yeah.

00:08:39Yeah.

00:08:40Yeah.

00:08:41Yeah.

00:08:42Yeah.

00:08:43Yeah.

00:08:44Yeah.

00:08:45Yeah.

00:08:46Yeah.

00:08:47Yeah.

00:08:48Yeah.

00:08:49Yeah.

00:08:50All right.

00:08:51Yeah.

00:08:52Yeah.

00:08:54Yeah.

00:08:55Yeah.

00:08:56Working for a mortgage.

00:08:57Yeah.

00:08:58To deposit, you know, the whole property ladder thing.

00:09:00Yeah.

00:09:01Great.

00:09:02Yeah.

00:09:03Just trying to move out of home.

00:09:06And independence and all that.

00:09:12So what do you do?

00:09:14Um, I'm a model.

00:09:17Oh, that sounds nice.

00:09:23Yeah, it's all right.

00:09:27Maybe after this we work a few more of them and then we can call it quits, yeah?

00:09:30What are they?

00:09:31They're called flippers, mate. They're fucking flying off the shelves. They're lovely.

00:09:34No, I don't know.

00:09:35Listen, mate, I'm actually doing you a favor here. You should be tanking me.

00:09:38I picked up a few extra, so maybe if you took 50, I could actually get 10 to give you a discount.

00:09:42No, you're grand.

00:09:44Listen, mate, I didn't even want to fucking bring it up.

00:09:46I'm going to be late.

00:09:47I'm grabbing a fucking taxi. You can stay here as long as you like.

00:09:50Oh, good God.

00:09:52Are you serious?

00:09:56Do you think I'm going to hang around if you get cut up or nabbed?

00:09:58Well, that's not going to happen, so...

00:10:00Yeah?

00:10:01Tell that to me dad.

00:10:02Fuck.

00:10:03You haven't a clue.

00:10:05Do you even give a shit about this?

00:10:06You fucking know I do.

00:10:07I haven't heard anything from you.

00:10:11What do you want to hear? Seriously?

00:10:13Look, you've had your fun, okay?

00:10:15Sort yourself out, because this is getting out of hand.

00:10:16Okay, cool.

00:10:17After this I'm done.

00:10:18I'm not fucking stupid, Dave.

00:10:19Remember that.

00:10:20This is...

00:10:21Okay, I'll pick your plate around.

00:10:22All right, we're off.

00:10:23You better.

00:10:24Sorry, seriously.

00:10:25Stop, Dave.

00:10:26Don't just...

00:10:27Come on, Dave.

00:10:28Dave.

00:10:29What's up with that?

00:10:30Listen, never mind.

00:10:31I picked up a stack of yokes earlier.

00:10:32You fancy that one?

00:10:33Oh yeah, what are they?

00:10:34They're flippers.

00:10:35Never heard them.

00:10:36So you want me to try them out with the test pilot?

00:10:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:38You didn't like that, my friend.

00:10:39Where'd you get them?

00:10:40I got them all fucking Ken's contact.

00:10:42Fuck, fella.

00:10:43Dave, that fucking lunatic.

00:10:44He's a little bit unconventional, man.

00:10:45But trust me, this shit's legit.

00:10:46Yeah, well then why aren't you on them?

00:10:48Because I've got to sell them off, man.

00:10:49I've got to keep a clear head to do that.

00:10:51But I'm going to be doing one later.

00:10:52I fucking... I promise you I'm going to be doing one later.

00:10:53Yeah, right.

00:10:54I'm not taking your rat poison.

00:10:56I nearly shit myself for three days the last time you bollocks.

00:10:59He's never going to let it go, is he?

00:11:01Go on, fuck you then.

00:11:02Find some other spot to do it.

00:11:03Yeah, do it.

00:11:04Yeah, I will.

00:11:06You're lost, Joey.

00:11:10That's a nice glass.

00:11:20All right there, buddy.

00:11:23Never mind that yoke.

00:11:26Sorry, pal.

00:11:27Come down.

00:11:28Bernard.

00:11:29Bernard, yeah.

00:11:30Nice to meet you.

00:11:31Have you seen Gwen about?

00:11:34Who?

00:11:35Gwen.

00:11:36This is her parody.

00:11:37But I can't seem to find her.

00:11:41Mate, this isn't Gwen's parody.

00:11:43This is Michal's barbecue.

00:11:45Gwen's an arse-faced bitch that sent you here as a joke.

00:11:48No, she wouldn't do that.

00:11:49Yeah?

00:11:50You tried ringing her?

00:11:51My phone's out of service.

00:11:53Snapchat?

00:11:54No.

00:11:55WhatsApp?

00:11:56What's WhatsApp?

00:11:57It's my Facebook.

00:11:58We're not friends on Facebook.

00:11:59We're not friends on Facebook.

00:12:04Listen, mate.

00:12:06It happens to all of us, right?

00:12:07Such an idiot.

00:12:08Oi!

00:12:09Enough of that now.

00:12:10I won't hear it.

00:12:11Consider it a fucking rite of passage, yeah?

00:12:17Ray, this is Bernard.

00:12:18Hey, Bernard.

00:12:19How you doing, man?

00:12:20Hi, Ray.

00:12:23This joke's gonna make a fucking great-ass boiler.

00:12:25What's that?

00:12:26Mum, here.

00:12:27Get that into you.

00:12:28And cheer her up, yeah?

00:12:29It's a fucking parody.

00:12:30Smile.

00:12:31Introduced to a few people, yeah?

00:12:32Come on.

00:12:46So, how do you two annoy each other?

00:12:48Since school.

00:12:49This poor little bastard will help him get through P.E.

00:12:52He's been following me around ever since.

00:12:57Here.

00:12:58We do a pill.

00:12:59Sorry?

00:13:00Pills.

00:13:01We do them.

00:13:02I've got loads there.

00:13:03Now?

00:13:04Yeah.

00:13:05One deal?

00:13:06Well, just...

00:13:07Work...

00:13:08But...

00:13:09Grant!

00:13:12I've never done an E before.

00:13:13Never?

00:13:14Come here.

00:13:15We don't have to do one if you don't want to.

00:13:17What?

00:13:18Dave.

00:13:20He's never done a pill before.

00:13:23Listen, Bernard.

00:13:24If you don't want to do an E, don't do an E.

00:13:26Listen.

00:13:27They're call flippers.

00:13:28They're brand new.

00:13:29They're fucking lovely, yeah.

00:13:31Here.

00:13:32You two.

00:13:33How come yours are different colours?

00:13:34They just come with different colours, man.

00:13:35But it's all the same buzz, yeah?

00:13:36Yeah.

00:13:39It's just that...

00:13:40What?

00:13:41What else are you going to be doing, man?

00:13:42We're giving you free drills here, man.

00:13:43Well, look.

00:13:44I didn't say that I...

00:13:45What?

00:13:47Mate.

00:13:48We've been there for years.

00:13:49And we're still here.

00:13:50You'll be grand.

00:13:51Yeah.

00:13:52We're still here.

00:13:53Oi.

00:13:56Grant.

00:14:00Now we're all in the same buzz, yeah?

00:14:03Right.

00:14:04Get over there and slap onto proper channels, yeah?

00:14:07So, what happens next?

00:14:08What's next?

00:14:09What's next?

00:14:10What's next?

00:14:11What's next?

00:14:13Move a celebrity, bruv?

00:14:14Yes, I think so.

00:14:27First time's always the best time, bro.

00:14:41You're a fucking hero.

00:14:42Scorpio, yeah?

00:14:44Nah, fuck that Oasis, man.

00:14:46Smoke Oasis, I hate that fucking place.

00:14:49One, two, three, every fucking time.

00:14:57But you're that fucking young man, I'm innocent.

00:15:05Ray, didn't you use the fucking DJs?

00:15:07Often.

00:15:08Did you DJ Ray?

00:15:09What did you do anymore?

00:15:10Because he started playing shit music on a shit radio station for a bunch of shitty little

00:15:16shitheads and RayRay wasn't so cool anymore.

00:15:18Yeah, RayRay?

00:15:19RayRay in the afternoon?

00:15:20That's it, yeah.

00:15:21I used to listen to that show every day.

00:15:23What's that?

00:15:24What's that?

00:15:25What's that?

00:15:26What's that?

00:15:27Ray in the morning, my morning morning nights!

00:15:31Yes sir, boys, let it catch us out, yeah?

00:15:34Let it go and do a bit of business, yeah?

00:15:49Come on, man.

00:15:51What are you doing?

00:15:52Go grab us a couple of drinks, will you?

00:15:55You don't know anyone selling pills around here, do you?

00:15:58No.

00:15:59Fucking do no.

00:16:00Great, I'll take ten.

00:16:05You looking well?

00:16:07You too.

00:16:09Still with that girl?

00:16:11Linda, yeah.

00:16:13Still feeling yourself?

00:16:20Oh, I'm sorry.

00:16:22I'm sorry.

00:16:23I didn't get your shirt anyway.

00:16:27It's a nice shirt.

00:16:29What's up, what are you drinking?

00:16:31I should get you a drink, just I'm sorry.

00:16:34No, no, no, don't be silly.

00:16:36Let's dance.

00:16:38Really?

00:16:39Yeah.

00:16:40Okay.

00:16:46I love your accent.

00:16:48Oh, my English is not perfect, no?

00:16:50No, no, I love it, it's different.

00:16:52Oh, I like your accent too.

00:16:54It's cool.

00:16:55Do you?

00:16:56What's your name?

00:16:57Nadia.

00:16:58Nadia.

00:16:59Burn it.

00:17:00I'm immortal.

00:17:01I had it, I had it in Leemans.

00:17:02I had it in Leemans.

00:17:03I had it in here somewhere.

00:17:04Uh-huh.

00:17:05Bear with me.

00:17:06Do you think?

00:17:07Uh.

00:17:0850?

00:17:09He looks like a weapon that little frog.

00:17:13Eh.

00:17:14Kinda cute though.

00:17:15I know where we're going.

00:17:16Whatever you're into, love.

00:17:1750, yeah?

00:17:18Yeah.

00:17:19Have a good night, and if you need more, come find me, yeah?

00:17:21Whatever you're into, love. 50, yeah?

00:17:23Here, have a good night, and if you need more, come find me, yeah?

00:17:26You too. Thank you.

00:17:48So, do you work here?

00:17:50Yeah, do you know Christoph's?

00:17:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, great sandwiches.

00:17:54Yeah.

00:17:55Okay, five pills, that's 50 quid.

00:17:58Nice one, yeah? How about you?

00:18:00Just five, yeah?

00:18:02I think it's really annoying.

00:18:12So, what are you playing, Anthony, anyway?

00:18:14What the fuck's up?

00:18:20I want some pills, man. Get out of your fucking gym.

00:18:22Do you work?

00:18:23Yeah, well, yeah, sort of just, like, part-time, um, office-y kind of job.

00:18:27Just the same for a deposit, you know, get independent.

00:18:31Wow, cool.

00:18:33Really?

00:18:34Yeah.

00:18:35I'm sorry, I'm waffling.

00:18:36Waffling?

00:18:37I'm talking too much.

00:18:39A little bit too much.

00:18:41A little bit.

00:18:53Ray!

00:18:55Oi, Emma!

00:18:56Swear, have you seen Ray?

00:18:57What the fuck I came in with, though?

00:18:58You haven't seen him, have you?

00:18:59Oh, yeah.

00:19:00What the fuck is he?

00:19:01Oi, mate!

00:19:02Did you see the fuck I came in with?

00:19:03No, yeah, it's a fucking long period.

00:19:04You're off your fucking feet.

00:19:05Hey, wait, wait!

00:19:06Steve!

00:19:07Mate, have you seen Ray?

00:19:09Yo, he used to fucking work here to DJ, no?

00:19:12For fuck's sake!

00:19:27Jesus Christ.

00:19:40Ray!

00:19:41Ray, you in there, man?

00:19:43Ray, you're in there, bro, please.

00:19:45Open the fucking door, man.

00:19:46I'm in trouble here.

00:19:47Ray, open the fucking door, come on!

00:19:50You fuck off.

00:19:51Fuck you two, you fucking star!

00:19:54Ray, you cockhead!

00:19:55Where are you?

00:19:56Ray!

00:19:57Wait, it's burning, it's burning.

00:19:59What is it, then?

00:20:00Shh!

00:20:01I need to do something, bro, yeah?

00:20:02I'll make it obvious.

00:20:03Just tighten these.

00:20:04Put them in your pocket.

00:20:05Put them in your pocket, bro, yeah?

00:20:06Listen, please meet me downstairs in five minutes, yeah?

00:20:08Don't push the bag.

00:20:09Five minutes.

00:20:10Downstairs.

00:20:11Downstairs, yeah?

00:20:12Is that okay?

00:20:13Yeah.

00:20:14You understand what I'm saying to you?

00:20:15Me and Nadia are really getting along.

00:20:16Yeah, is that her name, Nadia?

00:20:17Nadia, yeah.

00:20:18She's a fucking cracker, isn't she?

00:20:19Isn't she?

00:20:20Look at that doggy!

00:20:21Get stuck in there, right?

00:20:23But meet me downstairs in five minutes.

00:20:25Five minutes.

00:20:26Okay.

00:20:27I'd better go outside and check what's going on.

00:20:30Why are you lying around that prick?

00:20:32Listen, listen.

00:20:34I shouldn't be in here, okay?

00:20:36Okay?

00:20:37I'm sorry.

00:20:39I have to help them right now.

00:20:41I need to go right now.

00:20:42Oh, do you want to see me again?

00:20:45Yeah, yeah.

00:20:46Do you have a pen?

00:20:47Do you have a pen?

00:20:48Yeah.

00:20:49Okay.

00:20:50Call me.

00:20:51Okay.

00:20:52What the fuck?

00:20:53Were you in there the whole time?

00:20:54I was taking a piss.

00:20:55What the fuck is the matter with you?

00:20:56I was taking a piss.

00:20:57What the fuck is the matter with you?

00:20:58I was taking a fucking piss.

00:20:59Come on, we gotta go.

00:21:00Hold on.

00:21:01Where's the test?

00:21:02We gotta go right now.

00:21:03He's downstairs.

00:21:04Ah, Dave.

00:21:05Not again.

00:21:06Get out now.

00:21:07Chill the fucking beat there, woah.

00:21:10Get out.

00:21:11Jesus.

00:21:12Get out.

00:21:13Right.

00:21:14Fucking hell.

00:21:15Please come on here.

00:21:16Alright, fuck it out.

00:21:17Please go back here.

00:21:34Dave, how much?

00:21:48Well, a few grand.

00:21:51Maybe ten.

00:21:54Ten fucking grand.

00:21:57Ten fucking grand.

00:21:59Listen, right.

00:22:01If we shift this shit by Monday, it'll be cool.

00:22:03You probably won't shoot me, or whatever.

00:22:07I think I'm in love.

00:22:08Oh, there he is.

00:22:10How we down, brother?

00:22:11All right, Bernard.

00:22:11You good?

00:22:12This has been the greatest night of my life.

00:22:14Well, it's not over yet, bro.

00:22:15I got loads of fucking dosh in me.

00:22:17We'll have a good time, man.

00:22:19Big fucking surprise.

00:22:20Man, he's whipped.

00:22:21Fuck him.

00:22:24Bernard, no.

00:22:25Bernard, no.

00:22:25No?

00:22:26Bernard, come on.

00:22:27No, shut up.

00:22:28Bernard, shut up.

00:22:29No, it's Bernard.

00:22:30Ray's friend.

00:22:32Yes.

00:22:33Yeah, he's right.

00:22:34Yeah.

00:22:34Bernard, put the phone down.

00:22:36Okay.

00:22:36Put the phone down.

00:22:37Bernard, sound like a warm marshmallow.

00:22:39Jesus, it's just lovely.

00:22:41What do you just say?

00:22:42Like a warm marshmallow.

00:22:44Linda.

00:22:44I fucking love you, man.

00:22:46No, no, it's Bernard.

00:22:47He's whipped like a motherfucker.

00:22:49I'm going to take it somewhere very special right now.

00:22:51Okay.

00:22:51Have you ever been to a place called, like, a C-note before?

00:22:55Ah, Carolina, how we doing tonight, sweetheart?

00:22:58Lucky chips only, please, yeah?

00:23:00That'll go.

00:23:00It'll be.

00:23:01Cheers, love.

00:23:02It's going to teach me how to win.

00:23:16This just looks like a chance, but there's actually skill involved.

00:23:19Just get 20, man.

00:23:20Just get 20, man.

00:23:23Hit me.

00:23:25You can't rain man this shit, man.

00:23:27Hit me.

00:23:28What's this?

00:23:32Should I try and play?

00:23:35Yeah, man.

00:23:35Go on.

00:23:36Look at yourself.

00:23:37Spit.

00:23:38Always spit on H-mail.

00:23:39Always.

00:23:40Hit me.

00:23:42Again?

00:23:43Hit me.

00:23:44Oh, you absolute hero.

00:23:48You strange, strange little man.

00:23:50Play some cards while we're on a hot streak.

00:23:52Oi, can we get some more drinks over here?

00:23:54Rack them up, bro.

00:23:55Let's play ball.

00:23:56Here we go, baby.

00:24:08Here we go.

00:24:10I believe in you, bro.

00:24:11I believe in you.

00:24:12Come on, Bernie.

00:24:13Come on, baby.

00:24:14Make it happen.

00:24:17Nice.

00:24:17Oh, I'm getting hard on.

00:24:20Oh, yeah.

00:24:21It was a good night, love.

00:24:23There you go.

00:24:23One, two.

00:24:24Get them up there, bro.

00:24:26You fucking lunch.

00:24:28Look, where have you been all my life, mate?

00:24:30Where have you been?

00:24:31Back home.

00:24:31You're a fucking lucky charm is what you are, bro.

00:24:34That's it.

00:24:34Top of it.

00:24:34Come on.

00:24:3554.

00:24:35You can give me something.

00:24:36I'm feeling it.

00:24:37Thank you so much.

00:24:38Here, here's one for yourself, yeah?

00:24:39Cheers.

00:24:40Good night.

00:24:42Come here to me.

00:24:44Band of Brothers.

00:24:47Yeah.

00:24:48I just want to get these back.

00:24:49Band of Brothers.

00:24:50Band of Brothers.

00:24:51Band of Brothers.

00:24:55That's it.

00:24:55Ah, yeah.

00:25:18Hey.

00:25:19I'm the playground elf king.

00:25:21Look at you.

00:25:23The elf.

00:25:23I'm the big through your hair.

00:25:25Why is my dick so small?

00:25:28Give it a fucking poke there.

00:25:29Maybe they'll grow back here.

00:25:30Burn it.

00:25:31Burn it.

00:25:31It's the drugs.

00:25:32It's OK.

00:25:32Jeez.

00:25:32Pull it.

00:25:33Burn it.

00:25:33It's the drugs.

00:25:34It's crap.

00:25:37How are you feeling, bro?

00:25:38Good?

00:25:38The elf.

00:25:39I'm the big through your hair.

00:25:39Mm.

00:25:40He looks like he's going to come.

00:25:42It's the drug.

00:25:43Good.

00:25:51It's nice hair, isn't it?

00:25:51Peaceful.

00:25:52It's nice hair, isn't it?

00:25:53Peaceful.

00:25:56Come here sometimes, I think.

00:25:59I feel like I know you guys ages.

00:26:01It's great.

00:26:02Just talking and stuff from friends.

00:26:07Everyone's your mates on pills.

00:26:08It just happens like that, Bernard.

00:26:10Yeah, yeah, I know, but I feel like I can talk to you guys.

00:26:14Not like at home.

00:26:17It's like you're invisible.

00:26:22Like you're a whisper bear.

00:26:26Did you ever get that?

00:26:28Like you're there, but you're not.

00:26:34You guys get the real me.

00:26:38That farm bear tonight, does she see the real you?

00:26:43Nadia, she's gorgeous.

00:26:46You've had a lucky night, man.

00:26:49It's still not over yet.

00:26:57Oh shit, I'm in work in a half hour.

00:26:59Shit!

00:27:02The guards.

00:27:03Come on, Bernard, we have to go.

00:27:05Come on.

00:27:08Come on!

00:27:10Hey, police!

00:27:16We've got to go, guys.

00:27:17Oh man, fuck work. Here, come here.

00:27:19Stand on the rip of us, bro.

00:27:20I can't lose my overtime.

00:27:21Bernard, give me a bit if you have any problems, okay?

00:27:24And listen, loads of water.

00:27:26I had a great night.

00:27:29Yeah, good man!

00:27:30Hope you haven't poisoned him, Dave.

00:27:36You know, she'd lose half your audience there, wouldn't you?

00:27:38Oh, bollocks.

00:27:46Bollocks!

00:27:57Hi.

00:27:59Your boyfriend sounds nice.

00:28:04Bernard.

00:28:09Bernard.

00:28:11It's Bernard, Linda, we're not in Paris.

00:28:17I'm sorry.

00:28:18Sorry for not texting back or calling you or anything.

00:28:21I ran out of credit.

00:28:25I'm late.

00:28:28Linda.

00:28:29They're going to fire you from that job.

00:28:30Don't come crying to me when you get that night.

00:28:32Pregnant.

00:28:37Right.

00:28:39I'm pregnant.

00:28:40That's unbelievable.

00:28:46That's unbelievable.

00:28:50That's unbelievable.

00:28:53I knew you'd be excited.

00:28:58Oh, my.

00:29:01You're happy, yeah?

00:29:02Yes.

00:29:03I'm just surprised.

00:29:11That's a ravey.

00:29:35All right?

00:29:38Didn't think to go on me back, no?

00:29:41Left me in the club like a muppet.

00:29:44I was just out showing this new guy around.

00:29:45Dealing.

00:29:47Gambling.

00:29:49Doing yokes.

00:29:50Getting pissed.

00:29:51All of the above.

00:29:55All of the above, yeah.

00:29:56Fuck's sake, Dave.

00:29:59You're not a dealer.

00:30:01And you're a really shitty card player.

00:30:04I actually didn't lose any money tonight.

00:30:05I know.

00:30:06What'd he fucking do?

00:30:11Do you even care how I got home?

00:30:14A taxi?

00:30:15No.

00:30:17Okay, I give up. Come on, how'd you get home?

00:30:20Your mate Ken showed up.

00:30:22He offered me a lift.

00:30:24What the fuck was he down there?

00:30:26Dunno.

00:30:28Don't care.

00:30:29He was there and you weren't.

00:30:33He's using you, Dave.

00:30:35He's gonna chew you up and spit you out.

00:30:38It's under control.

00:30:40Is it?

00:30:41Yeah.

00:30:42I'm gonna meet Ken tomorrow and we're gonna sort all this shit out with the Cork fella.

00:30:46Trust him as much as I trust you.

00:30:48Did you get your nails done today?

00:30:53Yes, I got my nails done.

00:30:57Oh, nice.

00:30:59Expensive, yeah?

00:31:01I'm gonna miss you.

00:31:03But I'll fucking go if you don't get this wannabe gangster shite out of your system.

00:31:07Hey Bernard.

00:31:23Bernard?

00:31:27Joan.

00:31:29You look really incredible this morning.

00:31:32Really beautiful.

00:31:33Did you do something to your hair?

00:31:36No, I just...

00:31:38Well, I did, actually.

00:31:40I can't believe you noticed.

00:31:41Nobody ever notices.

00:31:44Bernard?

00:31:46You okay?

00:31:48Huh? Yeah. Why?

00:31:50It's just...

00:31:52Your face looks a bit red.

00:31:55Oh, I was rushing a bit to get in this morning.

00:31:58Late as usual.

00:32:00Right.

00:32:03Oh my gosh.

00:32:04Well, I got it all.

00:32:06I should've got this darklet.

00:32:08Now I need to pull your hands out and stuff.

00:32:09Oh my God.

00:32:11What do you think?

00:32:15Oh my God.

00:32:16Oh my God.

00:32:21I was taking you moreEOUS w нем.

00:32:24What go?

00:32:26Oh my God.

00:32:28Oh my God.

00:32:30Oh!

00:32:31My God.

00:32:32Alex!

00:33:02Hello?

00:33:09Hi Ray, Bernard.

00:33:12Oh hey man, what's the quack?

00:33:14Um, listen, you don't have sunburn on your face or anything do you?

00:33:19What?

00:33:22You're not sunburned, your blood vessels are all swollen because of too many pills.

00:33:28Is that dangerous?

00:33:30No, no, no, you should be alright.

00:33:32Here, you're not shitting funny or pissing blood, are you?

00:33:36No, why should I be?

00:33:38Well, of course you're feeling spills, you never know.

00:33:40But no, you should be grand.

00:33:42Hey listen, I'm doing a set in wax tonight if you want to come.

00:33:46I dunno, I'm feeling pretty shattered.

00:33:49I should probably just stay at home.

00:33:51What if you change your mind? I'll put you on the list, alright?

00:33:54I'm on the list? Cool.

00:33:56Yeah, bring that girl from earlier, Nadia.

00:33:59Yeah, yeah, definitely, great, that's an amazing idea, fantastic, thanks very much.

00:34:03Oh yeah, Bernard.

00:34:05I'm hanging up now.

00:34:06Okay, cool.

00:34:08See you later.

00:34:12I'm on the list.

00:34:14Oh shit.

00:34:15Ken.

00:34:16I had a call for my little cork friend earlier.

00:34:18He's a fucking psycho, man.

00:34:20He is, yeah.

00:34:21Told me he gave you more than usual.

00:34:22I was paranoid as fuck, man.

00:34:23He practically threw them at me.

00:34:24I'm not paying for those.

00:34:25What?

00:34:26I'm not paying for those.

00:34:27What?

00:34:28I'm not paying for those.

00:34:29What?

00:34:30You shouldn't have taken them.

00:34:31You shouldn't have taken them.

00:34:32The guy stuck a gun in my face.

00:34:33The guy stuck a gun in my face.

00:34:34I couldn't exactly say no, you know.

00:34:35It wasn't that cool.

00:34:36I'm not paying for those.

00:34:37I'm not paying for those.

00:34:38What?

00:34:39You shouldn't have taken.

00:34:40The guy stuck a gun in my face.

00:34:45I couldn't exactly say no, you know.

00:34:48It wasn't that kind of conversation.

00:34:50Can you not just shift a few extra?

00:34:52Fuck that, I'll take what I normally take.

00:34:56What?

00:34:57You should have taken him.

00:35:01You should have taken a gun.

00:35:05You should have taken a gun.

00:35:08normally take. You'll have to get rid of the rest yourself and quick because he

00:35:13wants the money next week. And how exactly am I supposed to shift that many pills so

00:35:17quick? It's the weekend. Loads of hungry little pill heads about. Hit the streets.

00:35:21Jesus Ken. I thought I was past that. I told Samantha I was done. I mean the gun

00:35:26thing's really freaking her out man. Not my problem. Jesus Ken come on. Not my

00:35:34problem. Fuck's sake. Here. That'll help get you started. Yeah nice one. Good stuff that.

00:35:47Peruvian. Fucking state of this place. Wouldn't know what would be floating around under there.

00:35:56Yeah. Remember those kids they went looking for their football and they found a

00:36:04severed leg instead. Remember it's on the news. Fuck yeah. That was here. All sorts of

00:36:14body parts floating around under there. Fucking dump.

00:36:340871319. That's a 4. Hey Joan. Is that a 1 or a 9? It could be either. That's a good point. I should probably just try all the numbers

00:36:51to get the correct one. Did you meet someone at Gwen's party? Gwen's an arse faced bitch.

00:36:57What the fuck is this? Oh shit. Sorry. Wrong number.

00:36:59I did meet an absolute goddess though. Her name was Nadia. But I lost her number.

00:37:10I keep trying too.

00:37:12I keep trying too.

00:37:13I keep trying too.

00:37:18How's that? How's that daddy? Yeah good man. Good. Yeah. Larry. How are you mate?

00:37:32It's your lucky day pal. It's Dave man. Yeah. Yeah. How are you doing?

00:37:38Hey Bernard. Yeah. I hope you find her.

00:38:06I hope you find her. Thanks.

00:38:09Thanks.

00:38:15I'm coming strong. I want to put this secrecy in my life.

00:38:18It's the area on the wall. Yeah no good. How are you keeping having this?

00:38:21Yeah. Here. Here. Here. Thank your sister who's asking for it. Right now.

00:38:24Let's go.

00:38:29What the fuck is that?

00:38:31Bernard. How are you buddy? Listen now. Would you like a few more flippers man?

00:38:42I don't know. I'm feeling fairly trashed. I wasn't supposed to go to Ray's Gate tonight.

00:38:46Perfect man. Right. Listen. I'll meet you beforehand. I'll get you right back in the mood.

00:38:49My last night is number day.

00:38:52Oh man. That's terrible news. Listen. How will we meet up late and talk about it?

00:38:56Yeah?

00:38:57Yeah man. Maybe I can help you find her.

00:38:59Really? Okay. I'll see you then.

00:39:05Listen bro. On a separate note. I didn't want to bring this up with you.

00:39:08But last night was my treat. That was your first time and all that.

00:39:11But if you want to do more I'm going to have to charge you. I'm fucking sorry man but I have to.

00:39:14Okay. Sure. How much?

00:39:19I'll tell you what bro. A hundred quid I'll get you five. That's a fucking belt of a weekend man.

00:39:24A hundred? That seems a little...

00:39:26You know what? I'm sorry. It's you. You're right. I should give you a special mate's rate.

00:39:2980 quid. Done.

00:39:31Mate's rates?

00:39:32Yeah.

00:39:33Oh okay.

00:39:34Come on. Good man.

00:39:36That's it. I love you jolly. There you go. Tell you what pa. I'll owe you the change right?

00:39:42And.

00:39:46What?

00:39:47What do you want better?

00:39:49Did you ever do coke before?

00:39:51Coke?

00:39:52Coke. Sniff. Charlie. You know. Coke Kenya. You ever done before?

00:39:55No.

00:39:56Do you want to do something?

00:39:57I want to hear.

00:39:58Yeah. Fuck it. Why not?

00:40:00Okay.

00:40:01Yeah? Good man.

00:40:03What I want you to do really is hold your nostril and snort up at the udder.

00:40:07Good man.

00:40:08I love it.

00:40:09What a nostril, eh?

00:40:10Okay. Yeah?

00:40:11Yeah.

00:40:12That's it.

00:40:13Atta boy.

00:40:14Breathe it deep.

00:40:15Tell me.

00:40:16How do you feel right now?

00:40:17Fucking al Pacino.

00:40:18Fucking al Pacino.

00:40:19I love it man.

00:40:20Hey man.

00:40:21Wax nightclub please.

00:40:22No problem.

00:40:23No problem.

00:40:54Listen, mate, we get a couple of shots in, yeah?

00:41:01Then we find a nice little young one for you to put your willy inside.

00:41:04I'm not a virgin.

00:41:05Whoa!

00:41:06Oh, I didn't say that.

00:41:08I just mean, like, we'll find you a nice-looking girl, you know what I mean?

00:41:11Like, put up a little slush puppy to cheer you up or something, you know?

00:41:14Oi, mate.

00:41:15Let's get two tequila and two Jaegers.

00:41:19Fuck it, why not, says you.

00:41:20That's a lot of shots.

00:41:21Yeah, I know, mate, but they go down nice and easy, trust me.

00:41:23Listen, pal, right, I'm going to nip off to do a little business.

00:41:26Can you take care of that, yeah?

00:41:28I'll be right back to you, man.

00:41:35Hey, fuck, I love it.

00:41:37How did you know I was a virgin?

00:41:41Listen, mate, you're fucking wearing on you, you know what I mean?

00:41:44You walk around too fucking tense, too well-and-up.

00:41:46You look like you want to take a shit half the time.

00:41:49We need to sort you out with a fucking tasty little Brazilian with a fat ass.

00:41:52That might cheer you up a bit, what?

00:41:53Yeah, fuck me, that's right, man.

00:41:55Fuck you fucking right.

00:41:56I'm a complete fuck-up, bro.

00:41:58Listen, what happened with your one last night?

00:42:01You're not a foreign one.

00:42:02She wrote her number on me arm, but it smudged away.

00:42:05Oh, fuck off, mate.

00:42:06That's tragic.

00:42:07You see?

00:42:09I tried to call, like, 234 possible combinations, but I couldn't get through.

00:42:13You didn't, mate.

00:42:14That's fucking, that's desperate.

00:42:15I gave you that.

00:42:15Fair play to you, man.

00:42:16How's that?

00:42:38Yeah, my troll.

00:42:39Into you.

00:42:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, woo-hoo.

00:42:47Well, number two, brother.

00:42:48That's it.

00:42:49Lovely jubbly.

00:42:50Lovely fucking jubbly.

00:42:52Yeah.

00:42:52I think I'm fucking hot.

00:43:02I'm just going to ask the barman.

00:43:03Yeah, go for it, man.

00:43:04Sorry.

00:43:05You looking for a girl called Natty, she was here last night?

00:43:08Beautiful eyes?

00:43:09No.

00:43:10No?

00:43:11Help the fuck a man, yeah, come on.

00:43:13Two beers, please.

00:43:15How we doing, folks?

00:43:16Hi.

00:43:16Good, yeah?

00:43:17Yeah.

00:43:18Listen, you don't want anyone selling pills around here, do you?

00:43:20No.

00:43:21No?

00:43:21Well, you're fucking doing it now, sweetheart.

00:43:23Fuck off.

00:43:24Fine, chill the fucking beans out, big man.

00:43:26Oh, no, shush.

00:43:27I'm fucking young.

00:43:29All right, I'm going to go, bro.

00:43:30I'm going to go.

00:43:30Look, I can't find it.

00:43:31Yeah, we're going to have to look for it again, man.

00:43:33I'm going to go.

00:43:33This fucker's great.

00:43:34Take that fucking beer, would you?

00:43:36Here, come on.

00:43:36Vamos.

00:43:37Yeah, fuck you too, yeah?

00:43:38Find a new beginning

00:43:40Lay in some sailor's arms

00:43:44All those quick solutions

00:43:47Get old, you'll find your restitution encoded deeper

00:43:51Than your heart

00:43:53In your head bone

00:43:56Connect it to the neck bone

00:43:58Connect it to the backbone

00:44:00Take it down and do the bone dance

00:44:03From your rib cage

00:44:05Feel it in your shoulder base

00:44:07Slide it down your vertebrae

00:44:10Shake it up and do the bone dance with me

00:44:13Get the fuck in there, man.

00:44:30I'm Yingling

00:44:32Am I?

00:44:32Right there, boy

00:44:34EveryT liberties

00:44:34telescopes

00:44:35All right

00:44:36I'm your host

00:44:36Hear it out of some CAN

00:44:39Give it to him

00:44:40From your iPhone

00:44:41On your right

00:44:41You have to take

00:44:43Drive it out of here

00:44:46I'm out of here

00:44:47Leading

00:44:47Drive it out of here

00:44:49You have to keep

00:44:50Fare it down

00:44:51In your head

00:44:52Put it down

00:44:53We'll take

00:44:55In your head

00:44:56On your Selena

00:44:57Is

00:44:57good

00:44:58All right buddy, having the best night of my life part two.

00:45:06Bernard you know you don't have to put up with Dave shit all night man.

00:45:12What do you mean?

00:45:14He's been doing this a long time, too long possibly.

00:45:18So?

00:45:19So just gets born after a while.

00:45:21He gets born.

00:45:23Just take care of yourself right, too much too quick it can fuck up your head.

00:45:27Don't worry I'm okay.

00:45:29I lost Nadia's number.

00:45:31Ah, fuck a man with a sign probably.

00:45:34Well you're in a good mood.

00:45:36Sorry man, I have a lot in my mind.

00:45:40Maybe you're right.

00:45:43Just forget women.

00:45:47Here, let me cue in the next track right?

00:45:50See this? Channel three.

00:45:52When I give you the signal hit it up full blast.

00:45:55You all right?

00:45:56Three.

00:45:57This one.

00:45:58This one.

00:45:59Here we go Bernard.

00:46:00Two.

00:46:01Hit it!

00:46:02One, two, three, four, three.

00:46:03Here we go.

00:46:04Here we go.

00:46:05Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:46:07Okay.

00:46:09Alright.

00:46:10Just wait.

00:46:11Ah.

00:46:12No.

00:46:18Oh no.

00:46:19God.

00:46:20No.

00:46:21Oh.

00:46:22Oh no, no.

00:46:23What?

00:46:24Oh no, I'm giving you.

00:46:25Oh no.

00:46:26Oh no, I'm giving you.

00:46:27Oh no.

00:46:28Oh no, I'm giving me.

00:46:29Oh no, my God.

00:46:30Fuck.

00:47:00Deadly buzz, yeah?

00:47:13Yeah, it's all right, man.

00:47:15What's up?

00:47:17Nothing, man. It's just, uh, feels a bit game here or something, doesn't it?

00:47:22Jesus Christ!

00:47:23Come on, man, we're going.

00:47:25Right, we're going.

00:47:25Have a good night, yeah? Take it easy.

00:47:40Hey, do you mind if I crash with you tonight, bro?

00:47:44Yeah, let's go, yeah. You all right?

00:47:47Yeah.

00:47:49Linda's coming down with something I could do without being around her for the night.

00:47:52Yeah, let's go out and listen.

00:47:55Well, first of all, yeah.

00:47:58Good, brother.

00:48:04Dave, are you a drug dealer?

00:48:09Now, why would you ask me that question?

00:48:13Because we seem to be selling a lot of drugs tonight, so...

00:48:15Yeah, well, I'll tell you what I am, really.

00:48:24I'm an arsehole.

00:48:26But I have a lot of friends.

00:48:28Friends.

00:48:30And right now, I have a lot of drugs.

00:48:33And I'm trying to make everybody happy.

00:48:35Like Al fucking Pacino.

00:48:44Like, Al fucking Pacino.

00:48:47That's it.

00:48:47Al fucking Pacino.

00:48:49Bruh.

00:48:50Those lovely eyes.

00:48:52You reckon?

00:48:53I'm very fucking sensitive with me eyes.

00:48:56Bruh.

00:48:57Fuck, I need a die.

00:48:59Boo.

00:49:02Are you all right?

00:49:03Dave's in the house baby. Anybody who needs anything, come to me, yeah? That means anything you need, you come see me because I can hook you up baby.

00:49:20Ah, fuck him.

00:49:22Ha.

00:49:23You should wank it.

00:49:24New shots, boys?

00:49:25Offer.

00:49:26I'll tell you.

00:49:27I'll tell you Irish whiskey.

00:49:30Right, don't hold it on me. We need more than I do.

00:49:32Hit me, please.

00:49:34You contemplate everything you need.

00:49:37Chin chin.

00:49:38Cheers.

00:49:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:49:42Hop and skate what you don't even need.

00:49:45You better hold on.

00:49:49Through the storms and the wind and the rain.

00:49:53You better hold on.

00:49:57When there's no one left around.

00:50:00You look like shit. You need to slow down.

00:50:15Cheers, mate. You too.

00:50:17I'm serious. It's not good for you. Mind, body, soul.

00:50:22I'm serious. Who the fuck do you think you hurt me?

00:50:25You know what I mean?

00:50:27Chill out on the fucking morality lecture. I'm not on the fucking humour for you.

00:50:31What'd you say?

00:50:32Well, don't just fucking say, you know what I mean?

00:50:34I didn't see you saying nowhere around when you were buying the sniff of your nose.

00:50:37We'll just free you in my eyes.

00:50:38Just ease up on that holier than thou bullshit, yeah?

00:50:41We'll do it without the headache.

00:50:51What the fuck's going on with you anyway, mate?

00:50:53It's Linda.

00:50:54It's Linda. Big supporters. What about her?

00:50:56She's pregnant, eh?

00:50:57Haha.

00:50:58That's amazing news, Ray.

00:51:00It's really thrilled.

00:51:01Jesus fucking Christ, Bernard.

00:51:03No, I'm not thrilled. It's bad news. It's not good.

00:51:07He's fucked, Bernard.

00:51:09I mean...

00:51:11Now you are a proper fuck, man.

00:51:16You can't...

00:51:17You can't break up with her because she's pregnant when I look like a scumbag.

00:51:20But at the same time, if he stays with her because of the Sprag...

00:51:24He's just gonna resent the dude in the rest of his life.

00:51:26You're fucked.

00:51:27Oh, he's fucked.

00:51:28He's fucked.

00:51:29He's fucked.

00:51:30I'm fucked.

00:51:32Let's get your hand and put it on your head.

00:51:34Mm-hmm.

00:51:35Oh, shit, shit.

00:51:50Mom, boys. I think it's time to go home.

00:52:01Hey, babes.

00:52:02Hey, babes.

00:52:04Hey, babes.

00:52:06What about sorry, babes?

00:52:08Or I hope you got home okay last night, babes.

00:52:11Or I hope you don't mind three fucking stooges on the couch, babes.

00:52:14Fucking babes.

00:52:15I didn't think you'd mind too much.

00:52:17You didn't think.

00:52:18Full stop.

00:52:19And I won't be minding for much longer.

00:52:21Come here.

00:52:22Please, don't be like that.

00:52:23Fine.

00:52:26Look, okay, I'm sorry.

00:52:27I am really sorry, look.

00:52:29I'm going out.

00:52:30So you can have all the time you want for your little fucking sleepover.

00:52:43Baby, please.

00:52:44I'm trying to sleep.

00:52:47Not anymore.

00:52:49Shit.

00:52:50Fuck.

00:52:51Fuck.

00:52:52Shit.

00:52:53Who's this?

00:52:54I'm the fella who gave your pal all these lokes you're lying on.

00:52:56Not the gun, man, please.

00:52:57Put the gun away, eh?

00:52:58Am I making you nervous?

00:52:59I wonder if the catch is on or off.

00:53:00I can't remember.

00:53:01Look, what are you even doing here, man?

00:53:02You said Monday to me.

00:53:03I've been hearing stories that you're not taking this job as serious as you should.

00:53:06Whoever said that is a fucking lawyer.

00:53:08Not from where I'm standing.

00:53:09It's not.

00:53:10I'm not.

00:53:11I'm not.

00:53:12I'm not.

00:53:13I'm not.

00:53:14I'm not.

00:53:15I'm not.

00:53:16I'm not.

00:53:17I'm not.

00:53:18I'm not.

00:53:19I'm not.

00:53:20I'm not.

00:53:21Not from where I'm standing.

00:53:23Mate, I've been flat out right.

00:53:24Shut up the fuck, Dave.

00:53:25Jesus.

00:53:26Do you want to help him pay?

00:53:27No, I'm not.

00:53:28No.

00:53:29No.

00:53:30How about you?

00:53:31He...

00:53:32He's deaf.

00:53:34But this is serious.

00:53:35Yeah, I get it.

00:53:36The serious is a heart attack.

00:53:38On a plane.

00:53:39With snakes on it.

00:53:41Get me?

00:53:42I understand.

00:53:46Wasn't loaded.

00:53:47You're dead.

00:53:48You fucker.

00:53:49You fucker.

00:53:50You fucker.

00:53:56You have to go to the guards, Dave.

00:54:00What's he gonna do?

00:54:05I'm sure it ain't.

00:54:10I'm sure it ain't.

00:54:12I'm sure it ain't.

00:54:14I'm sure it ain't.

00:54:17There's no fucking way you can shake Dave Grant with the pants in a summer afternoon.

00:54:20Well, I don't have a bad idea.

00:54:21Do you?

00:54:22Hmm?

00:54:25Oh, nerd.

00:54:26I suppose you have a few thousand mates who are shot dogs there?

00:54:30I don't really have that many, um, friends.

00:54:35I don't know.

00:54:45What do you eat, man?

00:54:46The bacon?

00:54:47No Bernard, you can have the bacon.

00:54:50Dave?

00:54:51They don't care.

00:55:06Huh?

00:55:11Dave?

00:55:12Right there.

00:55:17Jesus Christ.

00:55:19Come on.

00:55:25Mija, how are you, man? Yeah?

00:55:28Good, good. Listen, great party tonight, bro.

00:55:31Are you looking for any pills at all?

00:55:35Yeah, listen, man, do you know anyone that's looking for any pills? Anyone at all?

00:55:41Rui.

00:55:43Grant, Grant.

00:55:45No.

00:55:56Gary, open the third stage, man. You looking for that?

00:56:02Gary, you fucking...

00:56:08How are you, boys? Are you looking for any fucking pills, ma'am?

00:56:12No? Shit, mate, that flipper's a brand now, they're fucking lonely.

00:56:15Ah, Mr Stardy, is Maria home?

00:56:19Ah, Mrs. Stardy, is Maria at home?

00:56:24Hello?

00:56:25How are you? You're super funny pals.

00:56:28Ecstasy.

00:56:49.

00:57:14Why are they?

00:57:16They're called the Angels.

00:57:18A friend of mine brought them back from Amsterdam.

00:57:21They dipped in acid, so apparently they blow your fucking nut off.

00:57:25Deadly.

00:57:27It's a waste in them now.

00:57:33Man, there might not be a better time, eh?

00:57:36Mate, please fucking do this with me tonight, yeah? Come on.

00:57:39One last time. Fuck it. Die now.

00:57:42Come on.

00:57:43Yeah, come on.

00:57:48Come on.

00:57:49So where are we going now?

00:58:01Come on.

00:58:02Come on.

00:58:03Come on.

00:58:04Come on.

00:58:05Come on.

00:58:06Come on.

00:58:07Come on.

00:58:08Come on.

00:58:09Come on.

00:58:10Come on.

00:58:11Come on.

00:58:12Come on.

00:58:13Come on.

00:58:14Come on.

00:58:15Come on.

00:58:16Come on.

00:58:17Come on.

00:58:18Come on.

00:58:19Come on.

00:58:20Come on.

00:58:21Come on.

00:58:22Come on.

00:58:23Come on.

00:58:24Come on.

00:58:25Come on.

00:58:26Come on.

00:58:27Come on.

00:58:28Come on.

00:58:29Come on.

00:58:30Come on.

00:58:31Come on.

00:58:32Come on.

00:58:33Come on.

00:58:34Come on.

00:58:35Come on.

00:58:36Come on.

00:58:37Come on.

00:58:38Come on.

00:58:39Come on.

00:58:40Come on.

00:58:41Come on.

00:58:42Come on.

00:58:43Come on.

00:58:44Come on.

00:58:45Well, this is years ago.

00:58:56School.

00:59:01You brought us back to school.

00:59:05The best fucking days of my life, man.

00:59:07We're the last three men on Earth.

00:59:17Survivors of something.

00:59:20Survivors of something bad.

00:59:22A war, a plague, or some sort of earthquake.

00:59:27What wiped out everyone else?

00:59:31Who gets them child in Heston?

00:59:34He was the main man in his day.

00:59:37The last man.

00:59:40That'd be mad.

00:59:43Are you listening to me?

00:59:46Yeah, baby.

00:59:59Where are we?

01:00:00Sam, boys.

01:00:07My baby.

01:00:09Sam.

01:00:11Sam!

01:00:12Relax, Dave.

01:00:13Relax.

01:00:14OK?

01:00:15Well, I'm relaxed.

01:00:17I'm relaxed.

01:00:19Come on.

01:00:21We're going in, boys.

01:00:22Come on, boys.

01:00:23Come on, boys.

01:00:24Come on, boys.

01:00:26Come on, boys.

01:00:27Go on, boys!

01:00:58I can't believe I've come this far.

01:01:05Ray Ray, have you seen this?

01:01:08What?

01:01:09The lights.

01:01:11All the colours.

01:01:14No, Bernard.

01:01:16I don't see shit.

01:01:18I didn't take that last yoke.

01:01:20What do you mean?

01:01:26Acid dipped dutchies at 4 o'clock in the morning.

01:01:33Fuck that.

01:01:36I'm gonna be your dad.

01:01:39Like it or not, I have to stop doing shit like this.

01:01:47Ah!

01:01:49That's a fucking waste.

01:01:51Sorry.

01:01:52Not as fucked up as you guys.

01:01:54No.

01:01:59You're worse.

01:02:01Am I?

01:02:05You know what your real problem is, Ray?

01:02:08What?

01:02:09Ray.

01:02:10Look at me.

01:02:11Ray.

01:02:12It's not Linda being knocked up, man.

01:02:15That's not your real problem.

01:02:17No?

01:02:18Come on, man.

01:02:19Admit it.

01:02:20Just fucking admit it now.

01:02:21Yeah?

01:02:22I'm okay with it.

01:02:23He's okay with it, yeah?

01:02:24We're secure with shit like that.

01:02:25I know loads of folks who are like you.

01:02:26What the fuck are you talking about?

01:02:27You're a bender.

01:02:28Oh!

01:02:29Cat's out the bag.

01:02:30You're a gay man.

01:02:31It's okay.

01:02:32What the fuck are you saying?

01:02:33Better than you.

01:02:34If I can see this shit.

01:02:35Why do you think things are so fucked up within the bro?

01:02:38What the fuck are you saying?

01:02:39What the fuck are you saying?

01:02:40It's okay, man.

01:02:41You're a bender.

01:02:42We're secure with shit like that.

01:02:43We're secure with shit like that.

01:02:44I know loads of folks who are like you.

01:02:45What the fuck are you talking about?

01:02:46You're a bender.

01:02:47Oh!

01:02:48Cat's out the bag.

01:02:49You're a gay man.

01:02:50It's okay.

01:02:51What the fuck are you saying?

01:02:53Better than you.

01:02:54If I can see this shit.

01:02:55Why do you think things are so fucked up within the bro?

01:02:57What the fuck are you saying?

01:02:58Hey, listen.

01:02:59What the fuck are you saying?

01:03:00It's okay, man.

01:03:01You fucking waster!

01:03:03I like guys.

01:03:04You're full of shit.

01:03:05You're like a cock.

01:03:06I'm okay with it.

01:03:07Fuck you.

01:03:08Yeah, I might be full of shit, but at least I can fucking admit it.

01:03:11Just admit it once, you fuck.

01:03:14Right, stall it, right, right.

01:03:16Stall it?

01:03:17Stall it?

01:03:18Who the fuck are you?

01:03:20Why are you still here?

01:03:22I'm just hanging out with you.

01:03:24I'm just hanging out.

01:03:25Whopper pills, deadly buzz, you're fucking clueless as well.

01:03:28Tell him why he's here, Dave.

01:03:29Just leave him be, alright. Leave him be. You'll be alright.

01:03:32The only reason you're here is because he wanted to test the pills out on you.

01:03:36Make sure they were safe before he sold them.

01:03:38Do you think you're his friend?

01:03:41Do you think you're his friend?

01:03:43You're his fucking guinea pig. That's all you are, Bernard.

01:03:46Is that true, Dave?

01:03:48Well, Bernard, we're mates now, aren't we?

01:03:50I mean, in the beginning, don't we?

01:03:52The only reason you're here tonight

01:03:54is because he fucked off so many friends.

01:03:58He hasn't known that.

01:04:00You didn't know what you gave me, Dave?

01:04:03Well, lots of people take things all the time without now, man.

01:04:07We had a good time, didn't we?

01:04:09You had a good time with me.

01:04:11I trusted you, Dave.

01:04:18Thanks, Ray.

01:04:19The crack's dead now, yeah?

01:04:22You've ruined the fucking buzz. Congratulations.

01:04:28So go home.

01:04:30Sam's worried about you.

01:04:32You have any self-respect left?

01:04:34Go home.

01:04:35Make things right with her

01:04:36before you get your fucking head blown off you!

01:04:39It doesn't matter if I can't pay the fucking money for that good, Dave.

01:04:47Fuck!

01:04:48Fuck!

01:04:49Oh, fuck!

01:04:50Oh, fuck!

01:04:51Oh, fuck!

01:04:56Oh, my...

01:04:57You know,

01:05:00someone you once said

01:05:03life was lived forward

01:05:06but understood backwards.

01:05:08But they never said at what point you turned around and made sense of it.

01:05:13I think I might have missed it.

01:05:18Fuck it.

01:05:20Fuck it.

01:05:24Fuck it.

01:05:49What are you gonna do?

01:05:53I don't know.

01:05:56What are you gonna do?

01:06:01I don't know either.

01:06:05I don't know either, guys.

01:06:08Well, Barnett,

01:06:09the first thing you need to do

01:06:10is move out your parents' house.

01:06:13You know?

01:06:14Get a place with a few mates

01:06:15who'll make you go crazy every once in a while.

01:06:19It's actually a good idea.

01:06:20Ray could move in with me.

01:06:22There'd be plenty of space

01:06:23for all his gay boyfriend.

01:06:25Now we're talking.

01:06:27That's not funny, Barnett.

01:06:29You wouldn't have to worry about a place, Dave,

01:06:30you know,

01:06:31on account of being shot and all that.

01:06:32Oh!

01:06:33Oh!

01:06:34Too soon, bro.

01:06:35Not funny.

01:06:36Well, if you survive,

01:06:37you can always come over

01:06:38with some overpriced experimental judge

01:06:39any time you like.

01:06:41You can listen to Ray

01:06:42around the afternoon.

01:06:43What am I gonna do about Linda?

01:06:57And the baby.

01:06:58The only thing you can do, Ray,

01:07:08you know?

01:07:13And all I know is you can't be unhappy

01:07:15and be a good dad.

01:07:22Gonna have some stories out of this weekend, Barnett.

01:07:24Barnett.

01:07:27Barnett.

01:07:29I am so sorry I didn't get you laid, man.

01:07:33Next time, yeah?

01:07:35Yeah.

01:07:37Come on.

01:07:39Fuck, I'm hungry.

01:07:41Yeah.

01:07:42You know what I mean?

01:07:45Nice turkey club sandwich.

01:07:48Yeah.

01:07:49Sandwich.

01:07:50All right, better be off.

01:08:03Nah.

01:08:04I'll go with you.

01:08:07You sure?

01:08:09Yeah, sure.

01:08:11You really don't want to go home, do you?

01:08:12Come on.

01:08:20Yeah?

01:08:21Yeah.

01:08:22Yeah, we all are home.

01:08:23Yeah.

01:08:24Yeah.

01:08:25Yeah.

01:08:25What the fuck?

01:08:48Oh, jeez, it's him.

01:08:50Wait, at the door.

01:08:50It's him.

01:08:51No, it's a car fella here.

01:08:52Wait, he's at the door.

01:08:52Wait, don't fuck it.

01:08:53I'll go check.

01:08:54Just shut up, shut up.

01:08:55Hello?

01:08:57How are you, yeah?

01:08:59Some of the money.

01:09:02I mean, like, I've got, no, I've got money, like, uh...

01:09:09No, no, I've got all of it, actually.

01:09:18Yeah, I've got all the money.

01:09:23What the hell, man?

01:09:23Yeah, um, it was me house deposit.

01:09:30Are you sure, man?

01:09:31This is a lot of money here.

01:09:32Yeah.

01:09:35Band of brothers.

01:09:37Band of fucking brothers, bro.

01:09:39Oh, my God.

01:09:41Oh, thank you.

01:09:43Thank you fucking hell.

01:09:45Oh, you're legends.

01:09:46We'll be seeing you soon.

01:10:01No, we won't.

01:10:06Jesus, Ray.

01:10:08What are you doing to yourself?

01:10:09Linda, I've been thinking a lot about us, about everything.

01:10:23Is it all for between us?

01:10:35I think so.

01:10:39It's gone.

01:10:41It's what we had.

01:10:43I'm not that person anymore.

01:10:49Yeah, I know.

01:10:51I'm sorry.

01:10:52I'm sorry how I've treated you.

01:11:06For ages.

01:11:18This is all, it's all fucked up.

01:11:24But I can't be a dad if I can't be happy.

01:11:27And this isn't where I'm supposed to be right now.

01:11:41Sam, baby.

01:11:49Sam, are you awake?

01:11:53I have no idea if you stink.

01:11:55No, I just...

01:11:57I just want to be close to you right now.

01:11:59Not until you've shared.

01:12:00Please, Sam.

01:12:05What's wrong?

01:12:09I'm done.

01:12:13What?

01:12:15The drug thing.

01:12:17I'm fucking done now.

01:12:18I'm done selling them.

01:12:19I'm done using them.

01:12:20All of that milk.

01:12:22Yeah, right.

01:12:23You said it before.

01:12:23Listen, Sam.

01:12:25Listen.

01:12:28I don't want to fuck this up.

01:12:30Any more than I already have, okay?

01:12:34I love you.

01:12:37If I always loved you, I know I should have said that before.

01:12:40I want to be...

01:12:41I want to...

01:12:41I want to do it right now, yeah?

01:12:44I fucking love you.

01:12:45Dave.

01:12:53Yeah, baby.

01:12:57You're a fucking spa.

01:12:58One, two, three, stick to me.

01:13:19A-B-C.

01:13:20Never die in your fantasies.

01:13:26They'll burn your house.

01:13:29They'll steal your car.

01:13:31So save your love.

01:13:33A-B-C.

01:13:45A-B-C.

01:13:47It seems to me.

01:13:49But seeking Babylon

01:13:51Is not so easy.

01:13:54A kind of woman

01:13:58So trust in me

01:14:01To save your love

01:14:03Cause you're always

01:14:16Get caught in the middle

01:14:18You're always

01:14:21Get caught in the middle

01:14:24You're always

01:14:28Get caught in the middle

01:14:30So save your love

01:14:33Save your love

01:14:39This feeling

01:14:48It could never end

01:14:51This feeling

01:14:54It should never end

01:14:57This feeling

01:15:00It will never end

01:15:03Two, three

01:15:04Stick to me

01:15:07Never die

01:15:10In your fantasy

01:15:12They'll burn your house

01:15:16They'll steal your car

01:15:19So save your love

01:15:21Save your love

01:15:27You're always

01:15:34Get caught in the middle

01:15:36You're always

01:15:40Getting caught in the middle

01:15:42You're always

01:15:43Getting caught in the middle

01:15:44You're always

01:15:44Getting caught in the middle

01:15:44You're always

01:15:45Getting caught in the middle

01:15:46You're always

01:15:47Getting caught in the middle

01:15:48You're always

01:15:49Getting caught in the middle

01:15:50You're always

01:15:51Getting caught in the middle

01:15:52You're always

01:15:53Getting caught in the middle

01:15:54You're always

01:15:55Getting caught in the middle

01:15:56You're always

01:15:57Getting caught in the middle

01:15:58You're always

01:15:59Getting caught in the middle

01:16:00You're always

01:16:01Getting caught in the middle

01:16:02You're always

01:16:03Getting caught in the middle

01:16:04You're always

01:16:05Getting caught in the middle

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