- 7/15/2025
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher?
00:00:30You're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:37They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56What was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:58We done here?
00:01:01Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:09No!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:12Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You were the best.
00:01:19You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:26Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:41What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:44Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:49What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:52I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:54This isn't working out.
00:01:55But...
00:01:55But...
00:01:56Take care, Monique.
00:02:05What am I doing?
00:02:14So, I tell him.
00:02:17Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:19That's an okra.
00:02:21Like, seriously?
00:02:23So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:26I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:31How about you and I...
00:02:33Um, you're...
00:02:34Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:36Be right back.
00:02:40So, I was thinking...
00:02:42How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:46Sorry.
00:02:47I'll be right back.
00:02:56Oh, damn it.
00:03:03Shit.
00:03:04I'm so sorry.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Oh, my God.
00:03:09Asher?
00:03:10Oh, yeah.
00:03:10What are you doing?
00:03:11Oh, you're chowing my sorrows, you?
00:03:14Hey.
00:03:15Do you want me to grab a drink?
00:03:17Sure.
00:03:18It looks fun.
00:03:23How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:26Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:29We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Pinky spray?
00:03:33Pinky spray.
00:03:34Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:40We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:42Pinky spray?
00:03:44Pinky spray.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:47Stop doing that.
00:03:56Oh, what about work?
00:03:58I actually just started a new job.
00:04:00I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:01Small world.
00:04:02You're our biggest client.
00:04:03Mm.
00:04:05No way.
00:04:06Wait, what do you do?
00:04:07I work at a software development startup.
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:13That's cool.
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22What?
00:04:23What about your love life?
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:27Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:29A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:33Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:40Stop it.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Hey, we're friends.
00:04:44Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:49Sex ruins everything.
00:04:52Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:53You did that.
00:05:01I'd like to think of the same thing.
00:05:03What about you?
00:05:05Take that.
00:05:06No.
00:05:06No.
00:05:11I hate to be Gein.
00:05:16He's a woman.
00:05:16I'll be back to that.
00:05:18I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:50I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:53I have that effect on women.
00:06:00I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:03I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:09Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:17I don't know.
00:06:18Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:20If you are alive I have to be trapped again.
00:06:25Tell me about it.
00:06:26You can hardly see now.
00:06:27I have to go back and walk again.
00:06:30You want the title?
00:06:32You need to know how tough I am.
00:06:34I have to listen as a kid.
00:06:36I have to listen since I'm happy to follow this video.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:07:10Let's do that again.
00:07:40Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, I mean, since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fox.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:27But still.
00:08:31Sex without strings.
00:08:34You do you, I do me.
00:08:37And we do each other.
00:08:42Interesting.
00:08:50Okay.
00:08:50Sold.
00:08:54And benefits.
00:08:55And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:23Hello, ladies.
00:09:31Asher?
00:09:35You two know each other?
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38We know each other from college.
00:09:42He's one of my best friends.
00:09:43What are you doing here?
00:09:45He's here to see my father.
00:09:47Wait, what?
00:09:48Daddy owns the company.
00:09:50I know.
00:09:51I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:54Clearly.
00:09:56Listen, gotta run, but talk to you later.
00:10:00You too?
00:10:01Oh, what a man.
00:10:17What's this?
00:10:18What's this?
00:10:18Article 1.
00:10:29Nobody knows.
00:10:31It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:33Good point.
00:10:37At a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40Article 3.
00:10:42Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:44Agreed.
00:10:44Article 4.
00:10:53Article 5.
00:10:56Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:10:59the agreement is over.
00:11:02I don't like that one.
00:11:04Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:08Fine.
00:11:09And finally.
00:11:17Friends first.
00:11:19Friends first.
00:11:30Let's see.
00:11:31Let's see.
00:11:31Let's see.
00:11:31Let's see.
00:11:31Let's see.
00:11:35Let's see.
00:12:38Will you go out with me?
00:12:40What?
00:12:41On a date.
00:12:43Will you go on a date with me?
00:12:46A real one.
00:12:48No.
00:12:53What?
00:12:56I mean, no, the contract.
00:12:58Forget the contract.
00:13:00No, friends first.
00:13:01Remember?
00:13:03Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:10Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:27Friends first?
00:13:33Friends first.
00:13:36So see you at seven tonight?
00:13:48Yes, you will.
00:13:48He asked me out.
00:14:04He asked me out.
00:14:05Breathe, Beth.
00:14:07Breathe.
00:14:07I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:10On Asher?
00:14:11Yes.
00:14:12He asked you out?
00:14:14Yes.
00:14:15On a date?
00:14:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:17Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:19Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:20You can give me some tips.
00:14:22Oh.
00:14:23Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:27I gotta go.
00:14:28Getting a money-penny ready for the big fight.
00:14:30I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:34Bye.
00:14:35Bye.
00:14:44Where was he born?
00:14:45Philadelphia.
00:14:47Philadelphia.
00:14:48Uh, favorite food?
00:14:49Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:14:56Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:14:59I like your pen.
00:15:01I've never seen that color before.
00:15:02Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:04It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:07Cool.
00:15:08What about sports?
00:15:11Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:13On your date.
00:15:14I can't do that.
00:15:16If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:17he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:19Mary.
00:15:22You got a problem with that?
00:15:29Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:32Me and Asher?
00:15:36No.
00:15:37No, no, no.
00:15:38Never.
00:15:38He's...
00:15:39No.
00:15:40No, no, no.
00:15:40Never.
00:15:41He's...
00:15:42We're...
00:15:42We're friends.
00:15:44We're best friends.
00:15:46Good.
00:15:46By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:49Where'd you get it?
00:15:50Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:15:52Super cute.
00:15:54Okay, let's carry on.
00:15:55Uh, siblings?
00:15:56And being an only child.
00:16:03I was an only child as well.
00:16:04Really?
00:16:05Cool.
00:16:07Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:08my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:10I was born in Philly.
00:16:13Shut up.
00:16:14It's my favorite city.
00:16:16Where was the school?
00:16:19Um, I...
00:16:21Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:25How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:33That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:39I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:46I had a wonderful time.
00:16:49I really hope we can do this again.
00:16:52That would be great.
00:16:55Good night.
00:16:58Oh, my.
00:17:00Okay, thank you?
00:17:04Listen.
00:17:06I should really head out.
00:17:10Uh, take care.
00:17:11Why don't you come up?
00:17:14And I will fuck you.
00:17:16It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:18Oh, my God.
00:17:19Oh, my God.
00:17:21Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:23Why?
00:17:25Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:30I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:31No, no, no.
00:17:32It, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:33It's just...
00:17:35Sex ruins everything.
00:17:38Let's wait.
00:17:39So, it can be perfect.
00:17:42Yeah?
00:17:46Yes.
00:17:50Okay.
00:17:52Toodles.
00:17:53Beth?
00:18:01It was nice.
00:18:03We have a lot in common.
00:18:07Are you...
00:18:08jealous?
00:18:11No.
00:18:15Did you, um...
00:18:16Did you sleep together?
00:18:19No.
00:18:21But not...
00:18:22She's an animal.
00:18:27Oh, God.
00:18:28Stop it.
00:18:30Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:34So you don't?
00:18:35Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:37I want to wait.
00:18:38Just in case she is the one.
00:18:41You never know.
00:18:42I'm never getting married.
00:18:53I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:57Oh?
00:19:00You do you?
00:19:02To each his own.
00:19:04Agreed.
00:19:05Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:06Maybe.
00:19:06Give it back.
00:19:07Give it back.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:09Mm-mm.
00:19:09It's not fun.
00:19:10Mm.
00:19:11Mm.
00:19:11It's my strawberry.
00:19:13All right.
00:19:19That was rude.
00:19:21I don't know.
00:19:22I don't know.
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00:19:34Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:57You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:00True love does not exist.
00:20:02You will only get hurt.
00:20:04He is your friend.
00:20:06Don't blow it.
00:20:08Friendship first.
00:20:10Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:14You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:16True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont.
00:20:32She is her.
00:20:50Then you are on her.
00:20:52Hey.
00:21:00Shit.
00:21:02I'm so sorry.
00:21:03My bad.
00:21:04My fault.
00:21:06Hang on.
00:21:09You got a tissue?
00:21:14Here.
00:21:15Let me.
00:21:15Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:17Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:18Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:21Hey, Asher.
00:21:23Eric.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28Well, see you guys later.
00:21:33Here.
00:21:38I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:40I'm Eric.
00:21:50That was fun.
00:21:51Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:21:57Both.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:00He's a player.
00:22:02So what?
00:22:04Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:05No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:09Oh, my God.
00:22:11Are you jealous?
00:22:13No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:14Why would I be jealous?
00:22:15We're friends with benefits.
00:22:17Remember?
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:21You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:22Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:24You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:29I can handle myself.
00:22:32Yeah, fine.
00:22:32Be that way.
00:22:37You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:39Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:22:46Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:22:54Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:22:57Maybe I will.
00:23:03Yes.
00:23:11Flops for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:14That's me.
00:23:15Oh, my God.
00:23:21I'm Eric.
00:23:21What are you doing here?
00:23:31Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:35Mr. Merrick?
00:23:37Yes.
00:23:42They're nice.
00:23:46Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:23:50I was out of line.
00:23:52No.
00:23:54No, I was out of line.
00:23:59I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:03Oh, my God.
00:24:05Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:11Friends forever?
00:24:14Friends forever.
00:24:18Dinner later?
00:24:20Sounds awesome.
00:24:41Someone's on a good mood.
00:24:43Oh, it's just...
00:24:44I'm just so happy.
00:24:46You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:24:52I think he could be the one.
00:24:55Oh.
00:24:56I think I'm falling in love.
00:24:58You've only just started dating.
00:25:01Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:10That's awesome.
00:25:12That's awesome.
00:25:14You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:19He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:24I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:27Oh.
00:25:28No.
00:25:29I don't know.
00:25:30I just want him to be happy.
00:25:32By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:34It's so unique.
00:25:35What color is it?
00:25:38Paris pink.
00:25:39I love it.
00:25:41Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:43Toodles.
00:25:43Why are you so down?
00:25:54What's wrong?
00:25:57Nothing.
00:25:59Famous last words.
00:26:01Is it attic?
00:26:04Of course not.
00:26:06How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:08She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:11Yeah, you never know.
00:26:12Give me your hand.
00:26:17I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:19Come on.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:22Okay.
00:26:23This is your lifeline.
00:26:26It's long.
00:26:27So you have a nice long life.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:31This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:34Mm-hmm.
00:26:35And it looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:40And this is your love line.
00:26:46So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:26:51But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:26:54You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:18Great idea.
00:27:20Great idea.
00:27:20Great idea.
00:27:20I don't know.
00:27:50I don't know.
00:28:20Do you have a key?
00:28:26I was like it.
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00:29:07That's.
00:29:10How could you?
00:29:23Beth.
00:29:24Wait, Beth.
00:29:25Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:29What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:32Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:44Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:46I'm leaving. I'm getting dressed. I'm going. I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:50I'm sorry, okay? You didn't do anything. It was me. I fucked up.
00:29:54You said it wasn't serious.
00:29:56It wasn't. It isn't. It doesn't matter. I fucked up. Whatever it is.
00:30:00It was. I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:06I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:15Yeah.
00:30:21Friends first?
00:30:27Friends first.
00:30:30Hey, Beth.
00:30:31Go away.
00:30:32I need to talk to you.
00:30:36I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued. You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:30:42No, no, it's not what you think, okay? It was a stupid game. Friends with benefits. But it's over now, okay? I promise.
00:30:48Do you love her?
00:30:49Of course not.
00:30:50Do you love her?
00:30:51I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:30:57You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:00No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:02It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:05I promise.
00:31:13Do you love her?
00:31:15Of course not.
00:31:16Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:20Really?
00:31:22Hey, I want to see what happens between us, you and me.
00:31:28Please, give me another chance.
00:31:37I suppose.
00:31:41Okay.
00:31:42Leanne, it's me again.
00:31:58Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:00I'm so confused.
00:32:02Friends forever, remember?
00:32:03Eric, hi.
00:32:11I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:14I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:20Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:31I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:33What's going on?
00:32:34Are you with Leanne?
00:32:35And call me.
00:32:49Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:32:54If you ever want to be friends again, I know where to find me.
00:32:58It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:21Hey, Eric, um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted
00:33:29to see what you were doing later.
00:33:31Asher?
00:33:32Asher, where are you?
00:33:34Why won't you call me back?
00:33:35I know you're with her.
00:33:37You lied to me.
00:33:40Okay, miss you.
00:33:42Call me.
00:33:43Bye.
00:33:48Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:52Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe
00:33:58we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:01I'll call you when I can.
00:34:05Hey, hey, hey, babe, slow down.
00:34:35To love.
00:34:41Wait.
00:34:43Love sucks.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:48I think we've had enough.
00:34:52How about we head back to my face?
00:34:58Fabulous.
00:35:01Easy.
00:35:02Easy.
00:35:05What a good you did, me.
00:35:32What a good you did, me.
00:35:33What a good you did, me.
00:35:33What a good you did, me.
00:35:34What a good you did, me.
00:35:34What a good you did, me.
00:35:35What a good you did, me.
00:35:36What a good you did, me.
00:35:37What a good you did, me.
00:35:38What a good you did, me.
00:35:39What a good you did, me.
00:35:40What a good you did, me.
00:35:41What a good you did, me.
00:35:42What a good you did, me.
00:35:43What a good you did, me.
00:35:44What a good you did, me.
00:35:45What a good you did, me.
00:35:46What a good you did, me.
00:35:47What a good you did, me.
00:35:48What a good you did, me.
00:35:49What a good you did, me.
00:35:50What a good you did, me.
00:35:51What a good you did, me.
00:35:52I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:04Nah, I'm sorry.
00:36:05I've been aloof.
00:36:06Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:07You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:09No, that's okay.
00:36:10Just life.
00:36:11Is it Leanne?
00:36:12I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:16You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:18I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:19Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:26And would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:28No way, she would never.
00:36:30He's a knob.
00:36:32Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:38I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:49I guess she's not.
00:38:32Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:34Don't tell you what you're a woman.
00:38:36She can handle herself.
00:38:38Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:40Everyone!
00:38:41Asher.
00:38:42Look at the loser.
00:38:43So embarrassing.
00:38:47Fucking prick.
00:38:49Come here.
00:38:49Come on.
00:38:54Come on.
00:38:54Come on.
00:38:54Come on.
00:38:56Come on.
00:38:58Come on.
00:39:00Come on.
00:39:01Come on.
00:40:02Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:08I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:11We only just got back together.
00:40:14Beth, we were never together.
00:40:17I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:20You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:23Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:27I'm so sorry.
00:40:28I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:30You're fired.
00:40:32You can't fire me.
00:40:34I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:37I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:39You can't.
00:40:40She'll sue.
00:40:42Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:46And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53She's so lazy.
00:41:03She's so lazy.
00:41:04I'm always hungry.
00:41:06She's so lazy.
00:41:07Shit.
00:41:37Shit.
00:42:07Shit.
00:42:09Shit-shhush.
00:42:11Shit-shhush-shhush.
00:42:13Shit-shhush.
00:42:17Shit-shhush.
00:42:26Hey, Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:42:45How about a hotel this time?
00:42:49We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:42:54Love, her friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:42:59XOXO.
00:43:04When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:11I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:13Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:15I don't know. I didn't send it!
00:43:18You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:25I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:27I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:30Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:35Clearly not.
00:43:37I am not a cheater.
00:43:41I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:47I do.
00:43:52I do.
00:43:56Kate.
00:43:57I do.
00:43:58I do.
00:43:59I do.
00:44:00I do.
00:44:02I do, I do.
00:44:03I do.
00:44:04I do.
00:44:06I'm holy.
00:44:08I do.
00:44:10I do.
00:44:17I am I don't want to сообщare, and I know I'm making a mess.
00:44:19I fight.
00:44:21You're gonna pretend, character,!!
00:44:22I hate me.
00:44:23I just don't love it.
00:44:24Iопас my trust.
00:44:25I Wor advisory?
00:44:26You
00:44:45Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert or both thoughts
00:44:53Please don't marry
00:44:56You don't love her
00:44:58You're rebounding
00:45:05I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids, thoughts?
00:45:10A string quartet instead of a jazz trio, thoughts?
00:45:16They say he's the photographer to the stars, thoughts?
00:45:26How did you get along?
00:45:28Because it turns out that they both have the same
00:45:30You get along because it turns out that they both have the same
00:45:43Oh my god
00:46:00hello did you uh get my messages you're gonna love the photographer he's awesome I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman could you run down and grab them sure
00:46:30Beth you have got to end this friendship once and for all
00:46:39You are gone Leanne Lamont once I'm done with this he is never gonna want to see you again ever
00:47:00our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated effective now wait what
00:47:11our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors who's the source
00:47:18oh my god why would she do this
00:47:26lovers scorned I suppose no it's not true this will ruin me you know Asher I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy Wethy this weekend but you never speak to me again
00:47:39so I'm stuck with you Mr. Fallon I swear this isn't true it doesn't matter at this point
00:47:49it's already in the trades you're toxic Asher nobody will touch you
00:47:56so now you get your ass out of my office
00:47:59Asher?
00:48:09bitch
00:48:09what?
00:48:11you're a jealous bitch
00:48:13what are you doing what are you
00:48:16I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday so you got jealous and decided to ruin me
00:48:20honey
00:48:21what are you talking about I would never try to ruin you
00:48:27job well done
00:48:28okay let's just figure this out
00:48:30stay away from me
00:48:32Asher
00:48:33you're one of my best friends
00:48:36we are not friends
00:48:37okay we are nothing
00:48:40stay away from me
00:48:42don't contact me don't speak to me
00:48:44don't look at me
00:48:52you are dead to me
00:49:02you are dead to me
00:49:10who is
00:49:12bei
00:49:14evil
00:49:16a
00:49:17hear
00:49:18death
00:49:20do
00:49:22a
00:49:24a
00:51:56This is crazy.
00:51:58I didn't write this.
00:52:04Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:08It was Beth.
00:52:09She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:23Oh, my God.
00:52:24Oh, my God.
00:52:25I think he's on Saturday.
00:52:27I've still worn him.
00:52:30Come on.
00:52:31Come on.
00:52:31Sure.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:35Come on.
00:52:36Shit.
00:52:41Shit.
00:52:41He blocked me?
00:52:42Shit.
00:52:43He blocked me?
00:52:44I'm just...
00:52:44I can't.
00:52:52I can't.
00:52:53I can't.
00:52:53I can't.
00:52:54I can't.
00:52:58Bess?
00:53:28I don't know.
00:53:58Oh, my God.
00:54:15She's insane.
00:54:17What are you doing here?
00:54:21Beth.
00:54:23You set me up.
00:54:26You've been trying to break us up.
00:54:28You bitch.
00:54:29I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:34And I won.
00:54:37You stay away from me.
00:54:40You're insane.
00:54:44I'll scream.
00:54:45Nobody will hear you.
00:54:46I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:54:56I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:01I promise, Beth.
00:55:03Okay?
00:55:04You and Asher, or...
00:55:07You're a great couple.
00:55:09He loves you.
00:55:13Why don't I just go away?
00:55:15I'll move.
00:55:17I'll quit my job.
00:55:18I'm just...
00:55:19Please.
00:55:20Beth.
00:55:22Don't hurt me.
00:55:24Okay?
00:55:26I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:29But you've got to go.
00:55:31Ah!
00:55:32Ah!
00:55:36I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:39But you've got to go.
00:55:42Come on!
00:55:43No!
00:55:45I can't...
00:55:47No!
00:55:49Oh, God!
00:55:50Oh, God!
00:56:02No!
00:56:03No!
00:56:04No!
00:56:05No!
00:56:07No!
00:56:08I don't know.
00:56:38Don't bother.
00:56:59That pipe's in there good.
00:57:01You're not going anywhere.
00:57:04You're crazy.
00:57:07You're never getting away with it.
00:57:09Oh, but I will.
00:57:10See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:13And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:15And when I get back...
00:57:19I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:27You bitch.
00:57:36Toodles!
00:57:38Oh, my God.
00:58:08I don't know.
00:58:38I don't know.
00:59:08I don't know.
00:59:38Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
00:59:53Stop.
00:59:56Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:04Stop.
01:00:04What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:10What's going on, Beth?
01:00:12Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:16Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:20Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:27What? It's completely absurd.
01:00:33Is this true?
01:00:34Oh, she's crazy. Security!
01:00:37She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:44Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:00:50Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:52You're ruining everything!
01:00:53Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:56You're ruining everything!
01:01:01Beth, how could you?
01:01:05I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:07Get off me!
01:01:12I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:15No!
01:01:16No!
01:01:17Get off me!
01:01:18Get off me!
01:01:19Get off me!
01:01:19Get off me!
01:01:20Hey!
01:01:20No!
01:01:23No!
01:01:23No!
01:01:25No!
01:01:25No!
01:01:25No!
01:01:26No!
01:01:27I-
01:01:27Beth!
01:01:27No!
01:01:27No!
01:01:27Don't you take me!
01:01:28No!
01:01:29Don't leave me!
01:01:29You're not going to be on decline!
01:01:31You okay?
01:01:36Yeah, I think so.
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:41Good.
01:01:42Good.
01:01:43Good.
01:01:44Someone grab a chair.
01:01:48You okay?
01:01:50Yeah, I think so.
01:01:52Good.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54Good.
01:01:55Good.
01:01:56Someone grab a chair.
01:02:01Hey.
01:02:02Hey.
01:02:03Hey.
01:02:04Wake up, babe.
01:02:05Baby, wake up.
01:02:06Baby.
01:02:07Hey.
01:02:08Hey.
01:02:09Wake up.
01:02:10Wake up, baby.
01:02:11Leanne.
01:02:12Oh.
01:02:13Asher.
01:02:14Yes, it's me.
01:02:16And it's all over.
01:02:23I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:25I'm more sorry.
01:02:27You saved me.
01:02:28You're my hero.
01:02:31Sure, I love you.
01:02:37I love you, Lee.
01:02:44Let me help you.
01:02:51Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:01Will you marry me?
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:03Yes.
01:03:04Yes.
01:03:05Yes.
01:03:06Yes.
01:03:07Yes.
01:03:08Yes.
01:03:09Yes.
01:03:10Yes.
01:03:11Yes.
01:03:12Yes.
01:03:13Yes.
01:03:14They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:16But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:18Yes.
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:20Yes.
01:03:21Yes.
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23Yes.
01:03:24Yes.
01:03:25Yes.
01:03:26Yes.
01:03:27Yes.
01:03:28Yes.
01:03:29Yes.
01:03:30Yes.
01:03:31Yes.
01:03:32Yes.
01:03:33Yes.
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:36Yes.
01:03:37Yes.
01:03:38Yes.
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