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00:00Mmm!
00:01Oh god!
00:02What?
00:03Ah!
00:04You bitch!
00:05You've been asked for this joke!
00:07For taking a break!
00:08Hey!
00:09I'll give you a dog!
00:10I'll give you a dog!
00:11I'll give you a dog!
00:12What?
00:13You bitch!
00:14You've been asked for this joke!
00:15You've been asked for this joke!
00:16You've been asked for the joke!
00:17I'll give you a dog!
00:18I'll give you a dog!
00:19Oh, I'll give you a dog!
00:20Sorry, sorry, sorry!
00:23You're really sorry, madam!
00:24Please, Janie, please!
00:25How do you know?
00:26How do you know?
00:27I will cancel your license!
00:28Stop the plane!
00:29I'll be land-caro!
00:30How can you land-caro, madam?
00:31Why?
00:32There's no break in the plane!
00:33Break-maro or land-caro!
00:35Ah!
00:36Captain, please understand this!
00:37Hey, you!
00:38You're going to go!
00:39I'm not going to break-marine!
00:41Huh?
00:42Look, madam!
00:43How can you force me like this?
00:44Just see!
00:45My daddy!
00:46Captain Andrew!
00:47Captain Andrew!
00:49Hello?
00:50You're here?
00:51I was on the toilet!
00:52Then who's flying the plane?
00:53I put the plane on also-pilot!
00:57Big problem!
00:58One, two, three!
00:59One, two, three!
01:00We're three captains out, so who's flying the plane?
01:01Who's flying the plane?
01:02This idiot Captain Andrew!
01:03You're going to put the plane on autopilot!
01:05Now three captains-
01:07The door is not open!
01:08Don't die!
01:09We are finished!
01:10We are finished!
01:11We are finished!
01:12We are finished!
01:13Hold on!
01:14Hold on!
01:15Hold on!
01:16Please!
01:17Please!
01:18Please!
01:19Silence!
01:20Silence!
01:21Silence!
01:22Don't try to open the door!
01:23Yes!
01:24Let's go!
01:25Please!
01:26Please!
01:27Please!
01:28Please!
01:29Please!
01:30Please!
01:31Please!
01:32Please!
01:33Please!
01:34Please!
01:35Why Living Week?
01:36Things!
01:37Yes!
01:38I can't hear anything.
01:39I'm going to get big.
01:40To be able to get big and secure,
01:41to笑 you.
01:43Tell me!
01:44Why do you keep giving me bigger mess.
01:46Nobody knows this people.
01:47Nobody knows this person.
01:48Nobody is hélico's Little Man.
01:49I'm not où play!
01:50He can open every bloody lot!
01:52computer mechanic.
01:52Oh my God!
01:53Hey, Dad!
01:54Give it to me!
02:01Hey!
02:02Open!
02:03It's a lock!
02:04It's a lock!
02:05It's a lock!
02:06Oh, brother!
02:07Tell me!
02:08Please!
02:10No!
02:11Why, son?
02:12You don't want to live this?
02:16You guys are going to live in your house.
02:19With your wife, with your girlfriend,
02:21with your boyfriend,
02:22with your boyfriend,
02:23with your...
02:24...Rakhal.
02:26But...
02:28I'll go for nine years now,
02:29for the last time.
02:32Oh, what do you want to live?
02:34So, Uncle, what do you want?
02:37Yes, son.
02:39From both of them!
02:41Oh, my God!
02:42Oh, my God!
02:44Oh, my God!
02:45Oh, my God!
02:46Oh, my God!
02:47Oh, my God!
02:48Oh, my God!
02:49Oh, my God!
02:50Oh, my God!
02:51You will go all the way!
02:52Oh, my God!
02:53You will go to jail!
02:54Let's go!
02:57I said,
02:58I don't eat in jail today,
02:59but I'll eat my mother's hand in your house.
03:04So, you'll get to meet with Ania and my mother.
03:06Oh, boss, we can't go to the house.
03:07Why?
03:08Oh, the police will come to you for a while.
03:09In one hour,
03:10all the police will come to you for a while.
03:11In one hour,
03:12I can't go to them for a while.
03:14But, boss,
03:15Ania is not on the house.
03:16But, she's not on the house.
03:17Where is she?
03:18She's in the studio.
03:19She's starting to start the item number.
03:20Oh, she's in the acting room.
03:21She's in the acting room.
03:22What's her name?
03:23Sheelah's.
03:24Sheelah's?
03:25Sheelah's?
03:26Sheelah's?
03:27Sheelah's?
03:28Sheelah's?
03:29You're fazendo.
03:30You're a boy.
03:31Why are you saying you're a boy?
03:32How are you saying?
03:33Well, you're a boy.
03:34Sheelah's...
03:35directing and acting are just ridiculous.
03:38Acting...
03:39...is...
03:40...an...
03:41...a...
03:42...a....
03:43...a...
03:44...a...
03:45...a...
03:46...a...
03:47...a...
03:48...a...
03:49...a...
03:50...a...
03:55...a...
03:56At least, I am a man. I am not trying to live in such a good life.
04:01To become an item girl?
04:02To become a dog, it's a million bucks.
04:04Hey!
04:05Shhh!
04:06Zip!
04:07I am not a dog.
04:08I am a...
04:09Who is an artist?
04:11A crime artist.
04:12And the other thing...
04:13I will listen to you slowly.
04:15Listen to me!
04:17Today, I will also know that his son...
04:19...is like his son...
04:21...is like he knows a lot of film directors.
04:24...is like he is a wanted criminal!
04:30No!
04:31No!
04:32Wanted Mujrim?
04:34Where is it?
04:35Where is it?
04:36Where is it?
04:37Where is it?
04:38Look!
04:39Mujrim is not Mujrim.
04:41Mujrim is the title of my ugly film.
04:44Hey!
04:45How did you feel?
04:46Oh, it was very good.
04:48It was a good film from your last film.
04:50Which film?
04:51Oh my God!
04:52Oh my God!
04:54Oh my God!
04:56You are eating the seeds!
04:57You are eating the seeds!
04:58No!
04:59Sit down!
05:00Sit down!
05:01Aniya!
05:02Here, son!
05:03Come on!
05:04You have been here for a long time.
05:05I have made a sik kabaab for you.
05:08You both have made a sik kabaab.
05:09You both have to eat.
05:10Until then, I will make a biryani.
05:11Okay, mom.
05:12Okay, okay.
05:16How much you are laughing!
05:17You and your tonsils!
05:19How much you are laughing!
05:20You are laughing!
05:21You are laughing!
05:22You are laughing!
05:23Then what?
05:24Mom, my heart is broken!
05:25And your head!
05:26What a shame!
05:27What a shame!
05:29That your mom doesn't know that you are not a director!
05:32Wanted criminal!
05:34Spiderman, man.
05:35Oh god, I am angry too!
05:40Wu!
05:41As you are frank!
05:43I am guilty for you...
05:44perfectly 맛있ь.
05:45Fuck you only.
05:46Now, yourBN!
05:47I am forecasting you!
05:49What did you do?
05:50You are the dark people?
05:52You are dark espring.'
05:54I am kind.
05:55Yes, he should!
05:57Get out of my house, get out of my house!
05:59Yes! I am the third one!
06:01I am the third one!
06:06Boss! Police!
06:08Oops! I am the third one.
06:10I am the third one. I am the third one.
06:12I am the third one.
06:14I am the third one.
06:16Kill the police!
06:18Use the police!
06:22Look at the face!
06:23How are you?
06:24I am the third one. Go!
06:26Actors!
06:34Who is this? Who is this?
06:36Who is this? Who is this?
06:38Mom, they were two actors.
06:39For the screen test.
06:41Actors?
06:42They were the third one.
06:43They called for the police.
06:45Yes.
06:46But where is the police?
06:47Where is it?
06:48What is it?
06:49What is it?
06:50What is it?
06:51Why?
06:52They have to find them.
06:54This is the test.
06:55Oh!
06:56So, one of them is work.
06:57They are the test.
06:58I take them.
06:59I am the mother of the director.
07:01Do you work there.
07:03Go and sit there.
07:04Okay.
07:05Okay.

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