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Charlie Martin, a JI whose fraternity gets kicked off campus after it takes the rap for a rival fraternity gone awry. Th | dG1fc05CWEtmX0l1MUU
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00:00All my life, I wanted to party like a frat star at Alpha Chi Gamma.
00:06Three, two, one!
00:14Look, fireworks. Fireworks going off.
00:17Ah!
00:19Your charter is revoked.
00:22You trashed this place, and now I can legally take over.
00:26We are the last remaining alphas.
00:28We're going to have a party.
00:30Everybody remembers how awesome our parties were.
00:32We're lessons.
00:34This sucks ass.
00:37So what's on your mind, dickhead?
00:38This.
00:40Oh, that was Ikea.
00:42I'm so sorry.
00:43If you can muster up 15 members, then I'll officially reinstate AXG.
00:48That's impossible.
00:49Do I hear 16?
00:5015 it is, sir.
00:51When screw up, you're done.
00:54Amazing.
00:56Home sweet home.
00:57I think we're back.
00:58I'm Pearl.
00:59As in the necklace.
01:03We're going to recruit the guys nobody knows about.
01:05Everyone down, right?
01:07Oh my God, what are you doing?
01:08Oh, sorry.
01:09In the hands of female, the Jack looks for a projection.
01:11Actually.
01:12Are you ready to be ball deep in some sorority hoo-ha?
01:15We see great potential in you, but with great power comes great responsibility.
01:20Not all of us are blessed with your religious-like abilities to monsoon the poop.
01:24I didn't see my first non-internet tit until last year.
01:27Give an alpha house a track record.
01:32Let's go, boys!
01:32You have to maintain a level of decency that will always reflect on the school in a positive
01:37light.
01:38We're going to do butt stuff.
01:44We're going to do butt stuff.
01:45Smell that.
01:45Wow.
01:46Sometimes you just sound like Shakespeare.
02:00You can thank me later.
02:02Go away, boys!

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