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Charlie Martin, a JI whose fraternity gets kicked off campus after it takes the rap for a rival fraternity gone awry. Th | dG1faUpmaWZJZW1ZeWc
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00:00All my life, I wanted to party like a frat star at Alpha Chi Gamma.
00:06Three, two, one!
00:14Look, fireworks. Fireworks going off.
00:17Ah!
00:19Your charter is revoked.
00:22You trashed this place, and now I can legally take over.
00:26We are the last remaining alphas.
00:28We're going to have a party.
00:30Everybody remembers how awesome our parties were.
00:32We're lessons.
00:35This sucks ass.
00:37So what's on your mind, dickhead?
00:38This.
00:40Oh, that was Ikea!
00:42I'm so sorry.
00:43If you can muster up 15 members, then I'll officially reinstate AXG.
00:48That's impossible.
00:49Do I hear 16?
00:5015 it is, sir.
00:51When screw up, you're done.
00:54Amazing.
00:56Home sweet home.
00:57I think we're back.
00:58I'm pearl.
00:59As in...
01:00the necklace.
01:04We're going to recruit the guys nobody knows about.
01:06Everyone down!
01:07The hands to a female, that Jack looks for a projection, actually.
01:12You ready to be ball deep in some sorority hoo-ha?
01:16We see great potential in you, but with great power comes great responsibility.
01:20Not all of us are blessed with your religious life, abilities, the monsoon, the pooh.
01:24I didn't see my first non-internet tit until last year.
01:29Give an Alpha House a track record.
01:31You have to maintain a level of decency that will always reflect on the school in a positive light.
01:42Then we're gonna do butt stuff. We're gonna do butt stuff. Smell that.
01:45Wow.
01:46Sometimes you just sound like Shakespeare.
01:50No, it just went away by the side. It's just...
01:55You can thank me later.
02:02Oh my God!

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