deportation vlog

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00:00What's up, fuckers? I'm with United States ICE and today we're detaining every single Juanito en Diego.

00:04Say adios, tu abuela, and pack your chanclas. Let us get it, boys!

00:07All right, amigos, who wants some free modelos?

00:13The good old free modelos trick.

00:16Gets them every time, boys.

00:18Boys, we got over 300 illegals today.

00:20Shit looked like a kent's after party got raided, puro llorando, yelling,

00:24and somebody's theo passed out in the corner.

00:26No papeles, pero mamacitas así get a temporary visa from Bigfoot.

00:31Don't worry, boys, we don't deport Latina baddies.

00:34All right, boys, that's it for today.

00:36Mamacita got mi limpito, ya tu sabe.

00:38Like and follow, mi gente. I love you, my nigga.

00:41All right, boys, I'm about to put this black monster back in its cave where it belongs.

00:47Boys, what the fuck? My black monster feels like lava.

00:50That illegal baddie definitely put Valentina inside her roast beef sandwich.

00:56Hey, ma'am, I need to see a doctor.

01:00I'm pretty sure my third leg is melting off.

01:06Yeah, little bro. You're cooked. It's positive.

01:09Fuck!