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Jennifer Aniston heating up those summer romance rumors with Jim Curtis ... 'cause he gave her a streamy massage while on a yacht trip!

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00:00And now, Jennifer Aniston is hypnotized in love with a hypnotist!
00:08Looks like Jennifer Aniston has a new man, so she was photographed on a yacht off the coast of
00:14Mallorca with Jim Curtis. So he's a hypnotist and this big kind of like self-help guru.
00:19Well, maybe this stuff works because he manifested Jen freaking Aniston!
00:25They were seen getting pretty like handsy on this yacht. At one point,
00:28he was giving her a massage. It's been rumored they've been together for like a few months,
00:32but this pretty much confirms it now. Yeah, because their other friends are there.
00:36Including Jason Bateman and Amy Schumer.
00:38This is a weird choice for her, I feel like, because she's always dated,
00:41like you look at her past, always actors. Tate Donovan, Justin Theroux, Brad Pitt, all actors.
00:47Can I tell you what this is? It's the year of the normies.
00:49Yes! Lana Del Rey married the alligator guy and that's the only example we can think of.
00:55It's weird to call a hypnotist a normie, by the way. It's a little odd.
00:58True, hypnotist is part of the trio of strange, along with ventriloquist and mime.
01:03This guy's very good looking though. But he's a hypnotist, so what if she went to him for a fun
01:07thing and at the end of it, he just tossed in, you love me. Is it illegal to hypnotize a girl to be
01:13in love with you and stuff? Yes. Well, no, no, no, hold on. All you're saying is you're in love with me.
01:18You're crazy. You can't do that. I think there's a huge defense there. Okay, so what if I could
01:23hypnotize you into giving me a raise? You don't have what he's looking for.
01:29But looks like Jen found what she's looking for, a non-acting hypnotist. Congrats, you two!

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