Et Tu Brutus by Rocky Mountain (written by Alan Burke)

This is a theatrical, comedic song I wrote, about the famous event between #Julius Caesar and #Brutus. #Historical, but with my own witty slant.

Transcript

00:00I thought that I could trust you, and I thought you were my friend

00:07I didn't think you'd double-cross me, and bring about my end

00:15I'd call you a backstabber, but you have been far more cruel

00:23You two-faced son of a bitch, you stabbed me in the jewels

00:32It to Brutus, along with your conspirators

00:40That on the ides of March, Brutus, you left me dying on the floor

00:48May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your asshole for a dozen years

00:58Did someone bribe you, Brutus, by offering to buy you a beer?

01:08It was with your mother, Servilia, that I girded my loins

01:22Is that the reason, Brutus, you stabbed me in the groin?

01:30I'll have to cancel my holiday in Britannia for next June

01:39I wonder if I'll get my deposit back, as my life has ended far too soon

01:49It to Brutus, along with your conspirators

01:55That on the ides of March, Brutus, you left me dying on the floor

02:03May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your asshole for a dozen years

02:13Did someone bribe you, Brutus, by offering to buy you a beer?

02:25I'll have to cancel my holiday in Britannia for next June

02:48Oh, I wonder if I'll get my deposit back, as my life has ended far too soon

03:00Head to Brutus, along with your conspirators

03:12That on the ides of March, Brutus, you left me dying on the floor

03:21That on the bottom of my principle

03:33They work's more and principled, like this is true

03:34They work's more andArt to be rejected

03:36That on the front of my counter

03:38They work's less and Bakery

03:39They work's more and attribute

03:40That on the front of my counter

03:42Together, they work's more and effort