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00:00I'm so happy. I'm so happy. We're going to the auction in San Burrito. San Burrito. San Burrito.
00:15Y'all remember when Barry went to San Burrito?
00:18Anybody in the crowd want a breakfast burrito?
00:21Come on.
00:23All right.
00:25So I pulled a little something out of his bag.
00:27For Rebos.
00:31So that's what we're going to do. We're going to generate a distraction.
00:35Because we're going to get a good unit out here.
00:38I've got a game plan.
00:43When storage units are abandoned,
00:45the treasures within
00:49are put up for auction.
00:52I think I scored on this.
00:54I'm in the green.
00:55Look at this.
00:56Money, baby.
00:57I'm in the red.
01:00Yeah.
01:04Auction time.
01:05San Bernardino, baby.
01:07We've had some really great auctions out here, Danny.
01:09Did I tell you you look great?
01:10Did I tell you you look great, too?
01:12I never saw a cougar with cheetah spots.
01:15Ooh.
01:16Technically, I can't be a cougar, honey.
01:19Why is that?
01:19I'm younger than you.
01:20Yeah, but what if you were a little bit younger than me?
01:23Wouldn't that make you a cougar?
01:24I mean, I could be a cute cougar to other people.
01:27But to you, it's like I'm a little snow kitten or something like that.
01:31Snow kitten? More like saber tooth.
01:34I plan to go fishing in a few days, and I don't want to dig into my bank account.
01:39I want to have the money made, so I'm going to be picky about what I buy today.
01:42I ain't buying anything or everything like normal. I'm going picky.
01:46Last time I was here, I found a bunch of old, awesome toys. They went quick.
01:50I mean, I sold them all in a week. If I can do that again, I have enough money for gas,
01:55enough money for presents, enough money for everything, even a couple extra dinners.
01:59Find another great room so I don't have to dig into my bank account. That's my goal for today.
02:04You know, I'm like the Babe Ruth of storage buying.
02:07Yeah, you keep on telling me this.
02:09Well, look, everybody else buys what they see. You cannot judge a book by its cover.
02:14It's not what we see, but it's what's hidden in the storage where the money is at.
02:17Like when a unit opens up, it's like the girl hitting at me at the bar. I'm going to judge it right away.
02:23And that happens how often?
02:25Well, when I was single, that would happen five times a day.
02:28Oh my God, what book is this? It's called nonfiction.
02:33Wait, I think that means truth.
02:35It's fiction. It's fiction. It is fiction. It's not fiction.
02:39I see a man in red.
02:44Hey, that's your ____.
02:45What's happening, you?
02:46I got them gaiters on.
02:48Oh, shut the ____.
02:48Look who's going on.
02:51Gaiters.
02:51Yeah, I got the gaiters, the Barry Specials.
02:54Those are beautiful.
02:55Those boots are made for walking.
02:56These boots are made for bitten. You can't walk it.
02:58You're totally ____ upgrade.
03:00You know how to stretch a boot out, right?
03:02No.
03:03Take rubbing alcohol, Border Susan both of them, and then slide them on your feet,
03:06And that leather will stretch out and fit your foot.
03:09I bet Dan got a method for pants stretching, too.
03:14Is that Renee?
03:16Yeah.
03:18Look at that.
03:18Renee can't even park.
03:20Hey!
03:21Why you park like that?
03:22Hey, the lines are there for a reason.
03:24He flexed.
03:26Think that's a good parking job?
03:27Woke up on the wrong side of the line.
03:30What bet did you lose?
03:31Killed 30 turtles to make them boots.
03:33Just alligator, man.
03:34Oh, is it?
03:35Yeah.
03:35Your pants are supposed to be tight if you're going to put them into some boots.
03:38You're probably supposed to be wearing jeans, to be honest.
03:40Can you tell?
03:41I never did it before.
03:42I don't know your feet that big.
03:43Don't speak on fashion.
03:44This is top professional buyer outfit right here.
03:48That is a money-making outfit.
03:51Hey, I'm coming to give out some burrito.
03:53Oh, thank you.
03:55Here, put this in your mouth here, bro.
03:58I'll have you, too.
03:58Here you go, cowboy.
03:59Really?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Is it full of, like, crap or something?
04:03No, I don't do that because I'm going to eat one myself.
04:05Steak, chicken, and pork.
04:06It's all a debuff.
04:07All right.
04:08I need you to take a bite of this one.
04:10For real?
04:10Let's see.
04:11Let's take a bite.
04:13Okay, now give me a different one.
04:14I just want to make sure you didn't try to poison me.
04:16Do a lot of people try to poison you?
04:18Yeah.
04:18Yeah?
04:19I'm the king of the storage business.
04:21People will try to come for you.
04:22King of the storage business.
04:24Go sit in the car.
04:25Ice-cold breakfast burrito with a side of lumpy German sausage.
04:28Breakfast of champions.
04:30Welcome to the auction.
04:31We're Dan and Lord Austin with American Auctioneers.
04:33And before you go through these gates, you need to know the rules.
04:35You're going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door, give you five minutes.
04:38Take a look around.
04:39You can't go inside the unit.
04:40You can't open any boxes.
04:41And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can't own it today.
04:43Let's go this way, this way.
04:51Here we go.
04:52Oh man, that's a lot of walking.
04:54You're tired already?
04:55The auction's just started.
04:57That's whatever.
04:57Can you put that burrito?
04:58It's weighing me down.
04:59Woo-hoo.
05:00San burrito has disclaimed his first victim.
05:04We need to get you out more often.
05:06That's the burrito that's weighing you down.
05:08Yeah, exactly.
05:09That's what I'm saying.
05:13All right, baby, it is stacked and packed.
05:18Bye-bye, Ken.
05:20I love a mid-century modern.
05:21Yeah, the storage unit has Ivy written all over it.
05:24Dirty and heavy.
05:26That's up.
05:26Don't worry, I'm talking crap about it.
05:28I know, she's like a bitch.
05:28You know, I can hear it.
05:29I thought we was cool.
05:30Now I know where we stand.
05:32Now I know.
05:35Aren't those cute coffee tables like mid-century?
05:38No.
05:38They look like they're like 1960s.
05:41No, they're about like 1997 and a half money.
05:43Look at the tools down there.
05:44That looks like craftsmen.
05:45I mean, that looks like heavy, dirty work.
05:48That's totally right up Ivy's alley.
05:50So what?
05:51I'd like to make money.
05:52Yeah, but you don't have sons that can help load the trucks.
05:55I got a wife.
05:57A lot of power tools.
05:58And it looks like a single guy that had a lot of tools.
05:59It's a good unit.
06:00I like it, actually.
06:01We're coming anyway.
06:02That's why.
06:03Ay-yi-yi.
06:05Hey, 3 o'clock behind the gym.
06:07Oh, no.
06:08I'm scared.
06:09She better be there.
06:10Oh, this actually is my kind of room.
06:14Got some big shoes right there that might fit one of the kids.
06:16Air compressor.
06:17This ball one could use another one.
06:18Oh, old gumball machine.
06:20Got a little bit of everything.
06:22Oh, I'll dip into a little bit.
06:24I'm trying to be picky.
06:25This is not quite picky, picky, but this is just picky enough to get me to Mississippi,
06:29but not back.
06:30Now, there's tools, but not all the good tools.
06:34There's a little weed eater.
06:36Aside from those nightstands, I don't really like anything in here.
06:38If it goes for cheap, it's not going to.
06:41It's going to go cheap.
06:42Yeah, it's probably not for me, Danny.
06:43All right, now, I see they got building equipment in here.
06:51They got stuff to drag stuff.
06:53Hmm.
06:53That's a big-ass lunchbox right here.
06:55I couldn't get all this in the Toyota, neither.
06:58You know what I mean?
06:58Can you need to rip off some of the doors on that Toyota?
07:02Stuff in everywhere.
07:04Rip off the doors on the Toyota?
07:05Tie it onto the hood and everything.
07:06I'll probably lose them all on the 15 freeway.
07:09Well, just put the cheap stuff on the outside.
07:10That's a smart maneuver.
07:12I might keep that in a memory right here.
07:15I'll take two trips.
07:17This afternoon, it's going down.
07:22Talking crap about me, woman.
07:27That's where it's me?
07:31I see you shaking.
07:33I'm not shaking, Tripp.
07:34I see you shaking.
07:35I'm not shaking.
07:38I think I'm going to stop coming to these things.
07:41All righty.
07:41I see a hand in the air right there.
07:43You're putting your hand too high in the air.
07:46How's Superman doing?
07:47All right.
07:47Nice little unit here.
07:48Here we go.
07:49Number 20.
07:49When are you going to get to pay?
07:49Say, come on.
07:50Tell us, tell us anywhere.
07:51I got 30, 30.
07:52But I'm a 40, 40.
07:53I got 40, 50, 50, 50, 60, 60, 60, 75.
07:56This hand ain't coming down until the auction's over.
07:58So y'all might as well give up.
08:00100 there.
08:00100 in the corner.
08:01One there.
08:02100 in the corner.
08:02100 in the corner.
08:02100 in the half.
08:02See, I told you this unit's right up the valley.
08:05I don't know why you're spying.
08:06Oh, damn.
08:08That one's quick.
08:08350 there.
08:093 and a half.
08:09400.
08:104 and a half.
08:114 and a half.
08:115, 500.
08:125 and a half.
08:125 and a half.
08:135 and a half.
08:136, 600.
08:146 there.
08:156, 500.
08:16700, sir.
08:167 to you.
08:17700's off.
08:187 there.
08:197 and a half.
08:197 to the 8, sir.
08:20800 there.
08:21900 here.
08:22950, sir.
08:23Take another look.
08:24900.
08:249 and a half.
08:25950 going once.
08:27950 there.
08:271,000 there.
08:281,000.
08:291,000.
08:29Oh, no.
08:30It's getting borderline.
08:31It's probably still a good unit.
08:32See, I told you I was going to buy that unit.
08:341,000 bucks.
08:351,054 twice.
08:361,055.
08:361,055 tonight.
08:38So, let me know if you want to throw them in a night.
08:40So, that's what I need to get for 1,000.
08:414 o'clock, sir.
08:424 o'clock, sir.
08:44You next.
08:454 o'clock.
08:46What time you made in Casey?
08:47All right, Ivy.
08:48$1,000.
08:50Lock it up.
08:50Let's go.
08:51No more burritos for him.
08:53Coming in strong, baby.
08:55Float like a butterfly.
08:57Bed like a bee.
08:59Well, this is what 1,000 gets me.
09:01Let's find out if I'm happy or not.
09:06Well, this is not a bad box to start off with.
09:08Here's one.
09:10Two.
09:11Pedigree.
09:12That's what I used to feed my dogs.
09:13Three.
09:15I think this is stacked with die-cast cars.
09:17Another one.
09:19These don't sell as good as they used to, but hey, 100.
09:24Oh, very light.
09:25I don't like light boxes.
09:26They often don't mean good.
09:27This one looks pretty good.
09:29All brand new.
09:31This whole entire box, $250.
09:33Look at that.
09:34That's $350 in two boxes.
09:35Can't beat this with a stick.
09:37Uh-oh.
09:38I have a feeling it's more die-cast cars because it's really light.
09:42Yes, it is.
09:43Well, got another $250 right here.
09:46Boom.
09:47Well, this is more my angle.
09:49Let's see where we at.
09:50Okay.
09:51Wow.
09:51Good condition.
09:53Not bad.
09:54This whole entire box, $30.
09:56Is this giant weed whacker stuff?
10:02What is this?
10:02Maybe it works together with that.
10:06This looks like some kind of weird-looking little, like, airship, but I don't know how this all works.
10:10I wonder if you've got a controller somewhere and you just drive this underwater.
10:13It looks like a camera.
10:14Go down there and find where the catfish are.
10:16Guess what I'll be cooking tomorrow?
10:18Hmm.
10:18It definitely looks expensive.
10:20Anything that works in water and is made rugged is usually worth a bit of money.
10:23Well, you know my motto.
10:25If I don't know what it is, find somebody who does.
10:28Oh, sweet.
10:29This is half the reason I bought it.
10:34Oh, sweet, sweet.
10:36This is half the reason I bought it.
10:38You see this old-timey stuff like this?
10:40You know you stand a great chance of a treasure.
10:42Hopefully, I find the gumballs and the gum globe.
10:45$25.
10:46All right.
10:46The magic boxes that I've been looking forward to.
10:50Well, you see how they're all getting squished in?
10:52That means there's got a little bit of weight in them.
10:54Ugh!
10:56Ugh!
10:58Oh, it's glass.
11:02God dang it.
11:04$1, $2 at a time, $60.
11:06Don't beat more glass.
11:08Ooh, purses.
11:09All right.
11:10Well, this is at least $100 in these two.
11:14Mm, crappy glassware, laptops.
11:16Right there, $20.
11:19Okay, what do we got?
11:21Ooh, feels breakable.
11:23Oh, there we go.
11:24Well, I guess that means it is breakable.
11:26That's not super glue.
11:27That's like snot glue.
11:28It's all greeny color.
11:30I know where you go.
11:32Go to your home!
11:33Boom.
11:34Now I needed some gumballs.
11:35This thing was worth $25.
11:36Now it's worth $50.
11:39Stay away from my unit, Renee.
11:41Go that away!
11:42Those are still so good, though.
11:43Those are like $25 for out of here.
11:45Ugh!
11:47Come out.
11:48This almost looks like Tiger Oak.
11:50Old-style, though.
11:51Mid-century, modern-type table, plus two.
11:53One, two, three of these.
11:59I would put these at all three, $100.
12:02Now this, I've been wanting to get to just because it's kind of neat.
12:07I'm not a clock guy.
12:08I just like some weird stuff.
12:10It's a triple threat.
12:11It's a table.
12:11It's a clock.
12:12It's a lamp.
12:13And it's ugly.
12:14$40.
12:15I always like these boxes.
12:17They usually have something good in them, but these obviously don't because they're so light.
12:21No money.
12:24Empty already.
12:28Oh, damn.
12:29Well, here comes the bride.
12:47You did it again.
12:49You did this last time.
12:54That's the wedding heart.
12:55Goodbye, old friend.
13:07All right.
13:08I'm tired of walking already.
13:10Ready to go home, sit in my chair, drink a beer.
13:12You guys are getting weak in your old age.
13:16Stop that lock up!
13:19All right, folks.
13:21Ten by fifteen.
13:23Woo!
13:23Packed, stacked, and all that.
13:25Ten by fifteen.
13:29Some bags in the front here.
13:31I don't know if this is authentic or not.
13:33I have to pull it out.
13:34There's a Louis Vuitton.
13:35Could mean there's some other decent stuff in here.
13:37There's a lot of items.
13:39It looks like a lot of kids' stuff, which I can't use, but maybe there's some furniture
13:42or something in the back.
13:44Might bet on it.
13:47Woo!
13:47Woo!
13:48Oh, that looks like Michael Kors.
13:52He's got $200 right there.
13:54Shoes still in the box.
13:55Can't beat that.
13:56A lot of stuff still in the original boxes.
13:58That makes it much, much, much easier to sell.
14:01A lot of money in this room.
14:02A lot of volume.
14:03I was trying to be picky, but it's a lot of volume for a picky guy.
14:07Very, very good unit.
14:08We got a bunch of buckets.
14:10We got a little safe right there.
14:12That's the speaker stand.
14:13Low-key fan, which I need right now because I'm leaking.
14:17Yeah, this one here is a little too big for my little Toyota.
14:22That bag says LV.
14:24Okay, well, this is a good reason to buy this unit.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:27I just got really excited.
14:28That's because you're standing next to me.
14:30No, that's not why.
14:31Pretty sure it is.
14:32It's called designer.
14:32I'm like, oh, my God.
14:33But that's not a real Louis Vuitton, is it?
14:35I've never seen a pattern like that with Louis Vuitton.
14:37It looks like a family.
14:38There's a lot of kit stuff in the unit.
14:39But the good thing about this unit, that's just a lot of quantity.
14:42So it has potential.
14:43There's a lot of stuff in here.
14:44Let's see what it goes for.
14:45Okay.
14:47All right.
14:47Here we go.
14:48And take a look.
14:48Look it over.
14:49Don't overlook anything about this one.
14:50Here we go.
14:51Look at me.
14:51Five, five, one, two, five.
14:52One, two, five.
14:52One, two, five, three.
14:53Three, five, three.
14:54One, two, five, one, two, three.
14:55One, two, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, five, three,
14:56three, fifty, four, and a half, one, four, fifty.
14:58Five and a half.
15:00Five and a half.
15:00Six hundred.
15:01Six hundred.
15:01Word of a seven.
15:02Seven.
15:02Word of a eight hundred.
15:03Eight hundred there.
15:04Word of a nine.
15:05Nine nine nine wear.
15:06Nine hundred.
15:06One thousand dollars.
15:07A thousand $1,000 a bunch of $1,000.
15:08Eleven.
15:09Eleven.
15:09One hundred.
15:09One hundred.
15:10One thousand.
15:11Twelve.
15:11Twelve hundred.
15:11Twelve.
15:11Twelve.
15:12Twelve.
15:12Twelve.
15:13Fourteen.
15:26You've got 14 here.
15:26Fourteen six hundred where.
15:27I got 15 there.
15:2816.
15:29Oh, that's a good swapping merchandise.
15:40Oh, my God, bro, y'all are crazy.
15:59Oh, my God, bro, y'all are crazy.
16:03I got 24 to half.
16:05I got 25.
16:0625.
16:07I got 24 to half.
16:0825.
16:0925 there.
16:1026 guys.
16:11Renee, look at that.
16:12They locked it like it's the last burrito in Mexico.
16:1426 to half.
16:1527, 27 and a half.
16:16I got 27, 27 and a half.
16:1827 and a half.
16:1927 and a half.
16:2027, 27 and a half.
16:21Going twice.
16:22What if it's 2800?
16:23Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
16:24I know that, man.
16:2628 to half.
16:2729 and a half.
16:2829, 29 and a half.
16:29What if it's 3?
16:303,000, what if it's 31?
16:313,000, what if it's 31?
16:32I got 3,000.
16:33What if it's 31?
16:34100 going once.
16:35I got 3,000.
16:36What if it's 3,050 going?
16:373,000?
16:38That's the kind of color.
16:393,050.
16:40Yes!
16:41Let's go!
16:42Woo!
16:43All right!
16:44Come on, man!
16:45Don't mess with the king.
16:46I don't know.
16:47$3,000, that's pretty expensive.
16:49I wouldn't have paid that much.
16:50Okay, baby.
16:51Almost everything I can see is boxes.
16:52I paid like 10 bucks a box.
16:53What's the worst thing that can happen?
16:54If we get completely unlucky, we lose a thousand bucks.
16:57If we get lucky, we make $10,000.
17:02$3,000.
17:03I knew I should have ordered the burritos without the spicy sauce.
17:07He's bored and lost his damn money.
17:10We're going to open up this unit, take a good look, and we're going to sell it outside.
17:14All right, everyone?
17:15Here's the book.
17:16Here we go.
17:17Five by five.
17:18Look at that.
17:19It's clean.
17:20Easy to load in.
17:21You're going to love the way you look loading this unit.
17:23Down the road you go.
17:24I see a bunch of clothes, some cans of food, some blankets.
17:32There's nothing here for me.
17:34Got a little baby unit here.
17:37Oh, Reebok.
17:39Suitcases, pots and pans.
17:41Wow, this is definitely not the room for me.
17:43I'm way, way, way more piggier than this.
17:46Those shoes, I think, might be expensive.
17:48That's a designer brand.
17:49Seven?
17:50They make jeans.
17:51I've never seen them make shoes.
17:52It's also a movie about somebody's killing everyone in a horrific way.
17:56That's not a good sign.
17:57That's food right there.
17:58We don't buy units with food in them.
17:59That's the rule.
18:00Why not?
18:01Yeah, yeah.
18:02Because that's not a good sign when they store food.
18:05It might be military food.
18:06They got some skillets in here.
18:08You know, scrambled eggs and sausages.
18:10All that kind of good stuff.
18:11Well, there's a lot of mystery in here.
18:15Dano, watch for my bid.
18:17I will.
18:20Fairy.
18:24Hey.
18:25Were you ready?
18:26What's your pleasure?
18:27What are you gonna pay?
18:28How much is your right idea?
18:29I got 50 right there.
18:30бол different here.
18:31Here, here, here, here.
18:32Andなnaden makan saber Jaix João better 25-150 where.
18:35That's fantastic.
18:36Are you young, bro.
18:38Jennifer's with your thinking.
18:41He's bad enough burritos.
18:43Three.
18:44Three.
18:45I guess.
18:46Three.
18:47It's going to watch.
18:48It said no.
18:49Three and aっていう.
18:50twice last time to find a call at $325 a night.
18:53Don't mess your way, Barry.
18:54I mean, kitty.
18:55Yeah, you got it right the first time.
18:58Burritos and canned goods.
19:00Now that's a Thanksgiving miracle for your boy, America.
19:04I see the whole grand rich pancakes.
19:07Goongaya.
19:12All right, come on.
19:14Let's go, let's go.
19:15Woo-hoo.
19:16All right.
19:17Who's a lizard?
19:18Vintage unit with one vintage lizard.
19:24I like the suitcase.
19:26Looks like there's a lot of cool furniture in here.
19:29The old desk.
19:30I like the canes.
19:32Yeah, I'll definitely take a stab at this one for sure.
19:35Well, a dollar for the dust.
19:37You're a rich man.
19:38Everything else, you're going to have to work to sell.
19:39Ooh, weed whacker.
19:40I practiced my weed whacking on that fake bush right there.
19:44Stay picky, Ivy.
19:44Stay picky.
19:45Stay away from it.
19:46Stay away from it.
19:46Man, there's some dusty meat stuff in here, bro.
19:51But there are little flink plants and I'm thinking a lizard is in here.
19:54Yeah, that's kind of spooky, bro.
19:56You got another weed eater in here, bro.
19:58Yeah, that's not the kind of weed I like.
20:00That's what Barry would say.
20:01Kitty might say that, too.
20:03Low-key undercover.
20:04Right?
20:05Yeah.
20:06I'm going to think I'm going to pass on this dusty thing here.
20:08But you could do a haunted house in this.
20:11Big time.
20:11Yeah, you could.
20:13Pick a treat.
20:14It was deceiving, but when you get closer up, it looks good.
20:18I mean, it's all furniture.
20:19Those chairs are kind of cool.
20:20Those are storytelling time chairs.
20:22But it's heavy.
20:23That's the only problem.
20:23I don't know.
20:23Like, I already got that big-ass unit.
20:25It says E-J on the trunk.
20:28That's actually not a trunk.
20:29That's actually some sort of resuscitator.
20:30It's just like an early medical device.
20:32It's actually interesting.
20:33Yeah.
20:34I don't know if it's worth anything.
20:35Well, it might save a life.
20:37What's that worth?
20:38Nothing.
20:39Too many people on this planet.
20:40You're so mean.
20:41I mean, I'm sorry.
20:42You know, I'm a German.
20:43A German that doesn't value human life?
20:45I'm not touching that one.
20:47All right.
20:48Here we go.
20:48What are you going to pay?
20:49What are you going to pay?
20:4910, 10, 20.
20:51What are you going to be 20, 30?
20:5230, 30, 30.
20:53Right here.
20:54Yes, tell us now.
20:56Baby, we're in a lot of units.
20:57Well, this one's a good one.
20:58One and a half.
20:59One and a half.
21:00One and a half.
21:00One and a half.
21:00Right there, next to you.
21:01Yes.
21:02One and a half.
21:02One and a half.
21:02One and a half.
21:03One and a half.
21:03One and a half.
21:03One and a half.
21:04I don't want to move.
21:05That's all furniture.
21:06The truck is going to be full.
21:07Three.
21:07Great.
21:07Three now.
21:08Three and a quarter.
21:08Twenty five.
21:09Three hundred.
21:09Three in the quarter.
21:09Three twenty five.
21:10One once.
21:11Three twenty five.
21:11One twice.
21:12Last time.
21:13Final call.
21:22I can't believe I got this for three hundred bucks.
21:23I am so excited.
21:24Get all this good furniture.
21:26It's exactly what I was looking for.
21:28Crazy.
21:31Folks, that's the end of the auction.
21:33And don't forget to pay the lady.
21:34See you in the office.
21:39Well, I hope the burrito paid off.
21:41Because I spent three and a quarter bones on here.
21:45Let's see what we got here, America.
21:49Put the leftover burritos right here.
21:52Let's start off with this here bag.
21:54Why it always feel like a bag in a bag.
21:56Nothing but shoes.
21:57Somebody probably want them.
21:59I said this bag hit five dollars.
22:04Who we got?
22:05Some more ragged ass shoes.
22:07These shoes look like they walk 500 miles.
22:10I bet they walk 500 more.
22:12Five dollars.
22:14What the hell is this?
22:16Let me see if I can catch something.
22:17I've seen them on a fishing show do this.
22:23Just caught in some messed up shoes.
22:25But this bag pretty good.
22:26Let's go five dollars with this.
22:29Why do people be saving these old ass scratchers, bro?
22:32What they think is going to change in the middle of the night or something?
22:35Let's see what we got.
22:39Space Jacket.
22:41They got the tag seal on it.
22:42Steve Madden, I heard of that name.
22:44This is about $20, boy.
22:46Let's see what we got here.
22:47Canned goods.
22:48That's what caught my eye.
22:49They got some Roman noodles.
22:51Some black eyed peas.
22:52They know a brother loves some black eyed peas, bro.
22:54Oh, let me see.
22:57Sell by.
22:58Oh, this ain't bad till the 26th.
23:01Guess who I'm going to be eating?
23:02You'll get some hammer hops.
23:04And I'll be eating some black eyed peas with some beef apple on it.
23:07Uh-oh, black bag.
23:13Dingy-ass, dirty-ass clothes.
23:15Man, ain't no something.
23:15Ain't no money.
23:17Uh-oh.
23:18What is this?
23:23Uh-oh.
23:24What is this?
23:25We got something.
23:27We got a cave.
23:29It's kind of light, but they probably took the ukulele out of him.
23:33Oh, what is this?
23:34This is the lightest instrument I've ever seen.
23:38It's probably worth some money
23:40in a musical instrument.
23:45I gotta find somebody
23:46knows something about this here.
23:50I don't know nothing about it.
23:51I've never seen it.
23:52But it makes some good sounds.
23:53Look at this, bro.
23:56They scramble it and they ain't gonna take this out.
23:58This will smell like
23:59a f***ed up, smelly-ass unit, bro.
24:03Damn, why am I cursing so much, man?
24:05I have more words.
24:08F*** it.
24:08I just know what them two gray bags is.
24:14I bet you it's clothes.
24:19Clothes.
24:20I'm a b***h.
24:22We got one more gray bag.
24:23I bet y'all a million dollars I know what this s*** is.
24:26No.
24:27Why, man?
24:30So many damn clothes.
24:32What in the hell is in these people's closets?
24:35All their clothes is in here.
24:36America, y'all, to be ashamed of yourself,
24:39you just throw s*** anywhere.
24:40Oh, I hate clothes.
24:44I hate clothes.
24:46Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:49Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:50Hey, Hal.
24:59Hey, Ivy.
24:59Come on in.
25:00Well, I was expecting a lake or ocean
25:02or something around here,
25:03but there ain't nothing.
25:04Well, there's Lake Hollywood right over here.
25:06I brought my underwater gizmo
25:08to my buddy Hal at Hollywood Divers.
25:10He'll know the value that lies beneath the surface.
25:12I don't know what I brought you,
25:13but I do know that this thing will go underwater.
25:16I know it moves, and that's all I know.
25:18Yeah, well, this is an underwater drone.
25:19This is the same as, you know,
25:21when you fly through the sky,
25:22but you're using it underwater.
25:23So you've got propellers that will allow it
25:26to go downward, go up, forward, back,
25:29and it's got a camera on the front, 4K,
25:32so this will shoot high resolution.
25:34And then these are lights.
25:37Hey, ooh.
25:37Pretty bright, right?
25:38Sure is.
25:39I've seen this one before.
25:40It's called the Aqua Robotman Nemo.
25:43This is its battery.
25:44This should go for about three hours.
25:46It has the umbilical,
25:48and then you would control it from your cell phone.
25:51So this thing can go to about 300 feet deep.
25:54I know what I'm doing with this.
25:56Where do Loch Ness Monster live?
25:57Yeah, out in Scotland.
25:59That's where I'm going.
25:59Yeah.
26:00I'm going to find them.
26:01So what do you use this for?
26:03Do you have a boat?
26:04Yeah.
26:05Sometimes the kelp gets wrapped around the prop,
26:07and you'd have to go under and see how badly is it wrapped.
26:11Send this thing under the boat.
26:13Okay.
26:13Drive it around.
26:14It's going to be taking video.
26:16You'll be looking at it on your cell phone.
26:18And then you hit auto return,
26:19and it comes back to the surface,
26:20and you reel it in.
26:21So you've got to attach this if you don't want to lose it.
26:25Another useful thing that this can do is conservation.
26:29You know, like they're doing fish counts.
26:31Okay.
26:31Put this in a river, and you can follow the fish.
26:34A diver's not always going to be able to maneuver in certain spots.
26:38So this could go places that a diver can't get into.
26:42Ah, that makes sense.
26:43So pretty cool, right?
26:44It is cool.
26:45So my little drone here got a cool name.
26:48Aqua Mermaid Robot Nemo slash Finding Mermaid Machine.
26:54Okay.
26:55What's this thing worth?
26:57This one's used.
26:58So in this condition...
27:01Awesome condition.
27:03Well, yeah, I mean, it's a decent condition.
27:05With a three-hour battery.
27:06I would say it's going to be worth about 800 bucks.
27:17Hey, that's a winner.
27:19Yeah?
27:19Hey, get up.
27:20I only paid $1,000 for the room.
27:21Oh, good, good.
27:22Almost all my money back.
27:23That is good.
27:24Well, let me pack it up and...
27:25You want to take the battery out of it?
27:27I ain't worried about it.
27:28Okay.
27:28I might see me some water on the way home.
27:30All right.
27:30I think they got an aqueduct over there.
27:31Get in there and do it.
27:32I'm doing it.
27:33See you later.
27:34Have a great day.
27:35Good to see you, man.
27:36All right.
27:39You ready?
27:39All right.
27:39What you got?
27:40Dusty.
27:41Is it?
27:41Yeah.
27:42I brought Bozak to help me with his dirty locker.
27:45Woo!
27:46Good.
27:47And find out if it's worth its weight and dust.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:52All right.
27:52Let's do it.
27:53All right.
27:53What you got?
27:54Those are wrapping paper.
27:55Those are cool.
27:56Yeah.
27:56A little depression glass.
27:58Nice.
27:59Let's go start.
28:00France.
28:01From France.
28:02Oh.
28:02All right.
28:03I think there's a good couple hundred bucks here.
28:06These are cool.
28:07Oh, those are cool.
28:08So, like, 20 a pop.
28:08Yeah.
28:0980 bucks.
28:11Cool.
28:12All right.
28:13That one's bad.
28:14Mm-hmm.
28:15I'll give it a nice and clean for you.
28:18Thanks, bud.
28:19Chairs are worthless.
28:20Four.
28:22Thanks for that.
28:24Four.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:26Oh, look at that.
28:32Some blaze.
28:33Always need grandma's doilies.
28:34They do.
28:36Oh, what the f*** is that?
28:38This just got awesomely weird.
28:44Oh, what the f*** is that?
28:46This just got awesomely weird.
28:47What is in here?
28:50There's a wig.
28:52Some suspenders.
28:53Oh, is that a jockstrap?
28:53Look at this thing.
28:57Want to feel them?
28:57Are they real?
28:58Yeah.
28:59They feel real, huh?
29:02Come on.
29:05Wait, do you want to feel?
29:10All right.
29:11What do you think of this?
29:12I don't know.
29:13Should we have it examined?
29:16By who?
29:16A doctor?
29:17I don't know.
29:18I think that it's probably worth some money,
29:19so maybe we'll want to get somebody to check that out.
29:22I'm just waiting for the lower half of this guy.
29:24Oh, God.
29:25Do you think he's in there somewhere?
29:26I hope not.
29:28Some horses?
29:29Ooh, those are cool.
29:30All right.
29:31They are briars.
29:31Oh.
29:31They look like they're older,
29:32stamped with the USA on them.
29:33Uh-huh.
29:34They could go from, on average,
29:35about 100 a pop.
29:36Yeah, sir.
29:37How many we got?
29:37One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
29:40Seven of them?
29:41This unit is great.
29:42Yeah.
29:43That's a great thing.
29:43Oh, yes.
29:44Oh, it is a lane.
29:47It is a lane.
29:48I thought it was.
29:49This is really nice inside.
29:51This is really well intact.
29:53Do I get 400 bucks for this?
29:56Nothing in there, but look at this thing.
29:58It's a hundred bucks, though.
29:59All right.
30:001,500 bucks, dude.
30:01That's where we're around at right now.
30:02That's not bad.
30:03Yeah, I only spent three.
30:04Really?
30:04This is awesome.
30:05That's awesome.
30:05That's whatever boobies is worth over here.
30:07All right.
30:08Let me grab these.
30:09Yeah, get the moobs.
30:10Get the man boobs.
30:11Go get them examined.
30:12Tatiana, I'm glad you came along.
30:19We've got a little unit.
30:19I'm glad you're willing to help.
30:21You needed some help, obviously.
30:22My daughter, Tatiana, is joining us today so I can impart my vast knowledge.
30:28And so I don't have to carry so much stuff.
30:30It's a lot.
30:34Oh, okay.
30:35We're going to be here for a while.
30:36All right.
30:36Money back.
30:37Oh, my God.
30:38You throw the dirty stuff at me.
30:40Are you kidding me?
30:40That's what it usually does to me.
30:42All right.
30:46This is all closed.
30:46Ten bucks.
30:47Hey, you know what?
30:48What goes best with blue?
30:49Beep, beep.
30:49I like that.
30:51All these cars right here, that's a hundred dollar box.
30:54Wow, look at this.
30:55All brand new.
30:56All outdoor pools.
30:57This whole box is another hundred bucks.
30:59All right.
30:59Here we go.
31:02Oh, it's all brand new stuff.
31:03They had some sort of business.
31:05How much are these?
31:05Like, ten bucks a piece, right?
31:06Yeah, makeup's expensive.
31:08Five hundred dollar box.
31:10This is good.
31:11Oh, look at this.
31:12They're all brand new.
31:13But name brand Mega Blocks, 20 bucks a piece.
31:16Eighty dollar box.
31:17All right.
31:18So these Jumanji things right here, 25 bucks a piece is a hundred dollar box.
31:24Oh, nice.
31:25A hundred bucks a sun glasses.
31:26That actually looks like it's real.
31:28You think it's real?
31:29You look so badass.
31:30Do I?
31:31Yeah.
31:31You look like you could be like a Terminator.
31:33Come with me if you want to buy.
31:36I don't even know how to respond to that.
31:38Okay, let's go to the important box.
31:39I am looking at the important box.
31:42This is what...
31:43It is real.
31:44He said it was a plastic bag.
31:46It's not.
31:47Oh, wait, there's some inside.
31:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
31:52Thousand bucks for the movies.
31:56Do you hear that?
31:58That's not...
31:58Cha-ching.
31:59Hold on.
31:59Well, here I...
32:00I can't open it, though.
32:02Help me.
32:02The most satisfying thing as a parent is to pass down important life skills to your children.
32:08Just have a professional buy it as it.
32:10Okay.
32:11Woo!
32:12Oh, my gosh.
32:12There you go.
32:12Get it.
32:13Okay.
32:14Come on, Gash.
32:16Ta-da!
32:17Ooh, wait, but there's envelopes.
32:19There's envelopes?
32:19There's envelopes.
32:20Oh, she was right.
32:23There's tons of money.
32:24I like it.
32:26That's actually a lot.
32:26That's a good 50 bucks.
32:28That just gets to this jewelry box.
32:29The moment we've been waiting for.
32:31Let's see the jewelry.
32:32Show me the jewelry.
32:33Look at this.
32:34Wow.
32:34I thought I had a lot of jewelry.
32:37Look at this one.
32:38Oh, wow.
32:39It's very colorful.
32:40All-cost jewelry.
32:41I mean, it's all sellable.
32:42Between all the jewelry here, it's like easy 400 bucks.
32:45It's nothing crazy.
32:46It's just quantity.
32:47This corner right here, there's at least another 50 boxes closing house decor.
32:51Average 20 bucks a box.
32:52That's another thousand, right?
32:53You know what?
32:54I didn't turn water into wine, but we're turning junk into profit.
32:58Let's get this loaded.
32:59I'm taking my new ukulele to Joellen Lapidus to see what kind of magic music this here thing makes.
33:11Is Jo here?
33:12Yeah.
33:12Come on.
33:13How you doing, Jo?
33:14Hey, Kenny.
33:14Nice to meet you.
33:15Yeah, I contacted you early.
33:16Yeah, yeah.
33:17You know it's me, huh?
33:17I know it was you.
33:18Hey, that's nothing.
33:19I see me on the TV.
33:21Oh, s***.
33:21Man, sometimes I forget how famous I am.
33:24I should probably stop eating food out of them lockers.
33:27Wow, look at you.
33:28You make these.
33:29Yeah.
33:30Man, you got eucalylis.
33:32What do you call them?
33:33Dulcimers.
33:34Uh-huh.
33:35Dulcimers.
33:36So you create all this?
33:37Yeah.
33:38You gifted, lady.
33:39But I called you about my ukulele.
33:41I'm taking my...
33:43There you go.
33:44Oh, look at that.
33:45That's lovely.
33:46I know who made this dulcimer.
33:48You know, yeah?
33:48Yeah.
33:49Warren May is from Woodburning Thing.
33:51These are like little flowers.
33:52Flowers, yeah.
33:53And the wood on this instrument is just amazing.
33:56This is Ohio, West Virginia.
33:57And the people who made these were very poor.
34:00Mm-hmm.
34:01They would use wood fret on this string.
34:03The other two were just meant to drone.
34:05That's a very European thing.
34:07Yeah.
34:07But nothing like this existed in Europe.
34:09It's totally an American folk instrument.
34:11That thing probably worth some money.
34:13I'll tell you exactly what it's worth after I tune it up and play it.
34:15Awesome.
34:21Okay.
34:21Now let me show you something.
34:22Coming to the stage, Joe.
34:27You make me laugh.
34:28Okay.
34:29So that's the traditional way of playing.
34:46Man, you bad ass, girl.
34:48We got to put you on concert and put you on tour.
34:51Now it's your turn.
34:52Oh, my God.
34:53To the left.
34:53But not on top of it.
34:54Oh, that's all pretty.
34:55Yeah.
34:56See, it's harmonious.
34:58Dulce.
34:59Sweet.
35:01And slide.
35:02Slide, don't hop.
35:03Oh, slide my fingers?
35:04Slide.
35:05Boy, you about to get cultured.
35:11Yeah, there you go.
35:15Oh, play the scale.
35:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:18Kenny's going to be put out number one here.
35:19Watch me on Spotify.
35:21It's going to be called sweating in the garage.
35:23Okay.
35:25Sweating.
35:26Sweating.
35:26I'm sweating.
35:27I'm sweating.
35:29Sweating in the garage.
35:30In the garage.
35:34I'm sweating.
35:35I'm sweating.
35:36I'm sweating.
35:38In the garage.
35:41Resolve it.
35:43Ain't that some f***?
35:45Joe, I love the music.
35:46And I love the story behind it.
35:48But you know what makes me happy.
35:50Break it down, girl.
35:51Okay.
35:51This dulcimer is in perfect condition.
35:57And it sounds good.
36:00M-O-N-E-Y.
36:06I think you could easily sell it for $700.
36:09Did you think it was worth more than that or less?
36:11I'm going to be honest with you.
36:12When I got looked at it, I said, this can't be real.
36:14Because it was so light.
36:15But not listening to your stories, I'm going to come and join your band.
36:18I think so.
36:22Beautiful.
36:23Keep being you, okay?
36:24Okay.
36:25Don't stop some knowledge.
36:26And keep being you.
36:27Oh, man.
36:27I ain't got no choice right now.
36:285,000 fathoms, Captain.
36:42Aye, aye, sir.
36:44Getting deeper.
36:45Yeah, fishy, fishy.
36:46It's goopy down here.
36:47I can't see.
36:49Shoot.
36:50You know I wasn't going straight home.
36:51I had to stop and play with my new toy.
36:53Straight ahead, sir.
36:5510,000 fathoms and rising.
36:59Watch out for that giant squid.
37:03You ready to party?
37:04Yeah.
37:05Let's do it.
37:06Let's do it.
37:07Hi, I'm Johnny.
37:08Randy.
37:08Nice to meet you.
37:10What's that?
37:10What do you got here?
37:11Oh, we have some fun, fun things.
37:13Oh, fun.
37:14I'm excited.
37:16Just wait to get to the jockstrap.
37:17Oh.
37:17Is there things in the jockstrap?
37:19Let's find out.
37:20I mean, it might be valuable.
37:22I mean, I mean.
37:24I hauled my top torso over to Precinct to meet with a drag king who knows it all, Johnny Gentleman.
37:30I think this is Bozak's first time with a drag king.
37:32I hope Johnny's gentle.
37:34So, just like drag queens, we are impersonating male characters.
37:38So, it could be a very masculine character, it could be a very vintage character, or it can just be whatever kind of man we want to be.
37:46Like, for me, my name is Johnny Gentleman, so I base my character off of, like, 1920s, you know, Gatsby-esque men.
37:54So, I like to wear a lot of suits, a lot of suspenders, kind of give that vintage look.
37:58So, it's a form of rebellion to give ourselves a little bit of masculinity and power.
38:03I think Johnny's wearing a suit better than Bozak ever has.
38:07Amazing.
38:08Well, you have some really great stuff here.
38:10Love the boa.
38:12It's very soft, which is very nice.
38:13I mean, I think he would have looked more gorgeous on you, though.
38:17Ooh, yes, Diva.
38:19Ah, looking fabulous.
38:21All right, let's see what we have here.
38:23All right.
38:24This looks like a wig, for sure.
38:27Wow.
38:27It's very soft.
38:29It's very human hair.
38:29Do you want to touch that?
38:30Mm-hmm.
38:31That's very nice.
38:32It is very nice.
38:33Do you want to try this?
38:33I think it looks like a Bridget Bardo type.
38:35Right?
38:36Right?
38:37Oh.
38:38Oh, my goodness.
38:40Yes, honey.
38:41Isn't she pretty?
38:42Ah, that's pretty.
38:43Okay.
38:45I mean, the jock strap and sock.
38:47It's a package deal.
38:48Ha, ha.
38:49I see what you did there.
38:50It's a package deal.
38:52All right, let's see this mustache.
38:56This one is aggressively large.
38:59Yes.
38:59Yeah.
38:59And that's synthetic.
39:02Do I look like one of my mom's boyfriends?
39:05She did like a mustache.
39:07I mean...
39:07Easy, Colonel.
39:09Like mother, like daughter.
39:10But wait, there's more.
39:11There's more.
39:12There's more.
39:12Yay.
39:13Let's see what it is.
39:15Oh.
39:16Oh.
39:17Oh.
39:17Oh, f***.
39:19So these muscle suits, actually, not only drag kings use them, but cosplayers.
39:23And this is very heavy.
39:25It's extremely heavy.
39:26This is probably 40 pounds.
39:27So the person that was wearing this was probably in pain a lot.
39:31As weird as it sounds, this is actually a really good treasure that you have here.
39:35It's custom, like silicone.
39:36Only a limited amount of companies do this.
39:39Okay.
39:39And because it's medical silicone, it is breathable.
39:43Uh-huh.
39:43And the bigger the pecs and the bigger the suit, the more expensive it is.
39:47All right, Johnny.
39:49How much money we got here?
39:50Is this a drag or a wiener?
39:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.
39:54Hmm.
39:54Well...
39:55Mmm.
39:57You know, with the accessories and the suit.
40:03Hmm.
40:04I would say...
40:07You gotta get $700 here.
40:11What?
40:12What?
40:12Yeah.
40:13Definitely, you hit the bank on this.
40:15Tip money, right, Bo?
40:16Tip money.
40:17Mmm.
40:17Oh.
40:18Just the tip.
40:19Yes.
40:19Randy Passante flexed her way to the top, finishing with 1,800 big ones.
40:30Ivy Calvin's subaquatic camera made a splash, surfing up over $700.
40:37Rene Nazota's family affair delivered a smashing $400, while the sweet sounds of the dulcimer...
40:47M-O-N-O-N-E-Y...
40:49rescued Kenny from the burrito abyss.
40:53Whoa.
40:53Oh.
40:53Oh.
40:56I want you...
41:04Oh, really?
41:05To dance and sing.
41:07I want you...
41:09Sing it, girl.
41:09To dance and sing, I want you
41:13Come on now
41:14Dance and sing, woo
41:16Everybody dance and sing
41:18Yeah!
41:19I want you
41:21To dance and sing, woo
41:24Everybody dance and sing
41:26Sing!
41:28Yeah, just like that
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