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TiaCarrere-Teacher'sWife'99
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00:00:00It's real, if you want to
00:00:17You shouldn't have to think that hard
00:00:21It could be rocks and it could be blue
00:00:24It could be anything, anything
00:00:28And I heard about revocation
00:00:31Cause I saw it on the TV station
00:00:34It came down, down, down
00:00:38Down, down, down, down
00:00:42I could die for
00:00:58It comes down, down, down
00:01:13I could die for
00:01:15Dear Boney D, here are your test results
00:01:29Well, should there be a prayer or something?
00:01:42Quiet, you
00:01:44Dad, you okay?
00:01:47Piece of cake
00:01:48We can do this
00:01:49All right, okay, let's go
00:01:55On three
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00:02:00Two
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00:02:03Three
00:02:04Are we happy?
00:02:14Happy
00:02:15Yes
00:02:15Favorite
00:02:18Man, you're really silly
00:02:20I don't believe you
00:02:25Perfect score
00:02:26You got perfect scores
00:02:28I guess I test well
00:02:33Yes
00:02:35So you know what this means, don't you?
00:02:40Big screw up at SAT Central?
00:02:42Are you refills?
00:02:44No
00:02:44We could all be in Boston together
00:02:46Oh
00:02:47Would you like that?
00:02:50Me and you
00:02:51Boston?
00:02:54Alone?
00:02:54Mm-hmm
00:02:55Sounds a little hectic
00:02:57How come you never return my calls?
00:03:09Mm-hmm
00:03:10Okay
00:03:10All right, just close your textbooks
00:03:19Ladies and gentlemen
00:03:22Calculus is not for wimps
00:03:2628% of you did not pass the midterm
00:03:29Mr. Toffio
00:03:31Shake the dust out of your skull
00:03:34Mr. Buchanan
00:03:35I've seen squirrels score higher on tests
00:03:38True story
00:03:39Mr. Faber
00:03:41Knock it off
00:03:43You're making everybody look bad
00:03:44Mrs. Boomer
00:03:49You were flying high
00:03:55Did you hit an air pocket?
00:03:57Excuse me, Mr. Mueller
00:03:58Did you fall asleep with the controls?
00:04:01Is there terrorism involved?
00:04:05You're going down in flames
00:04:06See me after the last
00:04:07Don't forget
00:04:10Have your parents sign, though
00:04:12I'm going to turn them to me
00:04:13You know the drill
00:04:14Have a nice day
00:04:16You wanted to see me, Mr. Mueller?
00:04:29Oh, you can take your form back
00:04:31I won't be recommending you for Harvard
00:04:32What?
00:04:35Mr. Mueller
00:04:36It was one bad grade
00:04:3717,000 excellent students apply there every year
00:04:4086% don't get in
00:04:42You do the math
00:04:43But up until now, I've had great grades
00:04:45Up until now, it's been little league
00:04:47Look, I'll try harder
00:04:50I'll bring my grade up
00:04:51Yeah
00:04:52Well
00:04:53I won't hold my breath
00:04:55Close the door anyway, huh?
00:04:58I won't hold my grade
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00:05:23Good one.
00:05:53Sorry. Sometimes you just gotta scream, you know?
00:05:58I know how you feel.
00:06:12How's that?
00:06:15Miss?
00:06:23Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:06:30Hi, you guys. Isn't this great?
00:06:32Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza.
00:06:35The rules are no beer, no dope, no sex.
00:06:39You know, I'm right, of course.
00:06:40You know, I just have to say, there's beers in the fridge.
00:06:42Of course, those are the three selling points that got us.
00:06:44Oh, okay.
00:06:45I'm gonna go say hi to Jen. Remember, we must dance.
00:06:48Don't forget. I'll see you later.
00:06:50See you. Bye.
00:06:51Bye-bye.
00:06:55You look super tonight, Kim.
00:06:59Aw, thanks.
00:07:02Oh, my God! Brad! Tanya!
00:07:04Super! I said super!
00:07:09Yes, you did.
00:07:10I don't know what's the matter with me.
00:07:11Every time I get around a girl I like,
00:07:13I turn into Greg Brady with better hair.
00:07:25You wanna dance?
00:07:26Yes, yes.
00:07:27Okay.
00:07:28Great.
00:07:29Oh, God.
00:07:30Good.
00:07:31Good.
00:07:32Good.
00:07:33Good.
00:07:34Good.
00:07:35Good.
00:07:40Good.
00:07:43Good.
00:07:44Good.
00:07:45Good.
00:07:46Good.
00:07:47Good.
00:07:48as you are playing.
00:07:49I'm not in the past but I was so different.
00:07:51Good.
00:07:52Good.
00:07:53Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:07:56Wait, why don't we come to these things again?
00:08:06Oh, I don't know.
00:08:08I guess to appreciate it more when we're alone.
00:08:14Mr. Smooth.
00:08:16Oh, let's go up to the park.
00:08:17This is what I want to show you.
00:08:19Come on.
00:08:20No, no.
00:08:20Come on.
00:08:21Don't meet me.
00:08:22Oh, don't smile.
00:08:22Oh.
00:08:26So?
00:08:31So, how about another poem?
00:08:34Okay.
00:08:35Okay.
00:08:36Are you still cold?
00:08:36I mean, if you are, we could go back.
00:08:39Oh, no, no, no.
00:08:39This is nice.
00:08:40It's, um, I mean.
00:08:56What are you doing?
00:09:01I'm ready.
00:09:03What?
00:09:04I thought that...
00:09:05You've got...
00:09:06Todd!
00:09:07I'm...
00:09:08You know...
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10Just...
00:09:11Let's go.
00:09:15Paul!
00:09:16Paul!
00:09:16There you are!
00:09:24Oh, thank God.
00:09:36I can't talk now.
00:09:37I'm being chased by a nun.
00:09:38Drive!
00:09:38Oh, oh, oh!
00:09:39So, are you and Kirsten?
00:09:51No.
00:09:52Mission's scrubbed.
00:09:53What happened?
00:09:56I pulled out a condom.
00:09:58I thought they wanted a sneeze clean.
00:10:00No, I mean, I pulled it out too early.
00:10:04There's a time limit?
00:10:06Yeah, so...
00:10:07Oh, yes.
00:10:08Oh, yes, another exciting new name in South.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:16Did you see that?
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:24Uh-huh.
00:10:24We're going back.
00:10:26Are you insane?
00:10:28Probably.
00:10:30At least we'll have something to do.
00:10:31Wow, look at that.
00:10:38Yeah, 66 Corvette Stinger.
00:10:41Oh, no.
00:10:42Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:10:44Hi, you need some help?
00:10:48Are you guys cool?
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:55We're cool.
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:58Oh, wait, you're the guy from the reservoir.
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:02Hi.
00:11:03You want to hop in?
00:11:04Thanks.
00:11:07What reservoir?
00:11:09Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to make?
00:11:10Shh.
00:11:10What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare time?
00:11:32Um, I don't know.
00:11:34I think it was your rhetorical question.
00:11:38Thanks for stopping.
00:11:39Hey, I'm Vicki.
00:11:41Hi, I'm Todd.
00:11:42This is Faye.
00:11:43We're okay.
00:11:44Yes, God, it's pretty just about the neatest car.
00:11:49Yeah, well, it's my husband's.
00:11:54If you're cold, there's a jacket back there that you can wear.
00:11:57Oh, yeah, thanks.
00:11:59Wait.
00:12:00Just taking it right there.
00:12:05Can we take you anywhere?
00:12:07Where are you going?
00:12:09Oh, yeah.
00:12:11Nowhere?
00:12:12Nowhere.
00:12:14Me too.
00:12:16Nowhere.
00:12:20Okay, fine.
00:12:21and your lobster
00:12:33i'm telling you this is not right there's something very weird going on here
00:12:38if i weird you mean that we're hanging out with a gorgeously stunning woman and yes this is weird
00:12:41exactly
00:12:42well we're sending a tow truck in about an hour
00:12:49oh great excellent
00:12:52so were you guys just out cruising tonight
00:12:58we were down at the beach
00:13:01we were at a shindig
00:13:02shindig
00:13:04shindig when did you start telling dick clark
00:13:07i don't usually say shindig it's just
00:13:10he doesn't i don't think i've ever said shindig
00:13:15he hasn't i can vouch for him
00:13:17you want to order some food or something and we'll drive you over later
00:13:23oh
00:13:24um
00:13:25yeah
00:13:26yeah
00:13:27peggy
00:13:31so uh what does one do at these shindigs it's kind of been a while for me
00:13:37a lot of anxiety
00:13:39rejection
00:13:41it's super
00:13:42are you okay
00:13:45ice cream headache
00:13:47he gets them all the time
00:13:50sorry i just love ice cream i haven't had it in ages
00:14:11so
00:14:14thank you what do you do
00:14:16oh um
00:14:17i'm kind of between things right now
00:14:19music
00:14:22studying
00:14:24sculpting
00:14:25sculpting
00:14:26yeah it's uh mostly metal work
00:14:29kind of a hobby of mine
00:14:31cool
00:14:33yes
00:14:34yes
00:14:35yes
00:14:36yes
00:14:37yes
00:14:38he did it
00:14:40let's go
00:14:43aww
00:14:44sorry
00:14:45and 11 cents
00:14:50thank you
00:14:50thanks
00:14:51shouldn't you at least like let us get the tip or something please
00:14:55if you want to
00:14:57about 275
00:14:59ooh
00:15:01dude she dusted you
00:15:04math degree university of the month
00:15:07very useful
00:15:08math degree
00:15:13so
00:15:21do you know anything about calculus
00:15:23yeah
00:15:24see
00:15:29i think this midterm
00:15:31if i don't pass this course my life is basically over
00:15:36no
00:15:37come on i'm sure that's not true
00:15:40oh it's true
00:15:41jeez todd i could help you with calculus
00:15:44ah
00:15:45sorry guys
00:15:48squirrel
00:15:50oh here he is
00:16:05you need us to follow you or anything
00:16:08no i'm fine
00:16:11really
00:16:11really
00:16:12really having a bad night there for a while
00:16:16but you
00:16:18you're
00:16:20anyway
00:16:22i should go
00:16:24thanks for all your help
00:16:26bye faber
00:16:28bye
00:16:30bye
00:16:30amazing
00:16:44amazing
00:16:44totally amazing
00:16:46vicky
00:16:50look um
00:16:54about calculus
00:16:56you think i can
00:16:58get some help
00:16:59uh
00:17:01i
00:17:02please look
00:17:03i don't have much time left
00:17:04you'll be saving my life
00:17:05uh
00:17:07i'll think about it
00:17:10yeah
00:17:11great
00:17:12thanks
00:17:13oh hey
00:17:14uh you can call me
00:17:15i'm listed
00:17:16last name's boomer
00:17:17two hosts
00:17:18two hosts
00:17:18okay
00:17:20goodnight
00:17:22just be a couple minutes
00:17:26boomer with two hosts
00:17:30as in moron
00:17:31yeah it's a moron
00:17:33yeah it's a moron
00:17:38trick or treat
00:17:59where the hell were you
00:18:01kind of late isn't it
00:18:21why are you still up
00:18:24not the best day of your academic career
00:18:28i mean i don't
00:18:33i i i don't know what to say
00:18:34i'm disappointed
00:18:37i'm i'm angry
00:18:39and i'm i'm sad
00:18:42i'm sad that the one thing you've worked so hard for
00:18:44is just
00:18:45it's just
00:18:46it's just slipping right through your fingers
00:18:47that is just
00:18:50let me finish
00:18:51we work so hard for this thing
00:18:56and harvard is
00:18:57it's there
00:18:58you know
00:18:59on a platter
00:19:00it's just waiting for you
00:19:00and you're just
00:19:01you're just
00:19:02blowing it
00:19:03i know
00:19:04that's why i should get a tutor
00:19:05so i'm just gonna
00:19:06what'd you say
00:19:10yeah dad i gotta kick ass on this course right
00:19:12i should get some help
00:19:13you're
00:19:14you're gonna get a tutor
00:19:15that's great
00:19:18that is great
00:19:19i-i-i hope you get one
00:19:21oh you know what actually
00:19:22i've got it taken care of
00:19:23you do
00:19:49hi
00:19:53thanks for meeting me here
00:19:56the answers
00:19:59to your math final
00:20:01are hidden somewhere
00:20:04on my body
00:20:06find them
00:20:09that's my wife punk
00:20:15what is this olive loaf
00:20:34yes we so
00:20:36this is olive
00:20:37cake
00:20:39well
00:20:44finally hit the wall
00:20:46with my mom
00:20:47she drives me insane
00:20:49i'm gonna move out
00:20:49to that cabin
00:20:50and back
00:20:50cabin
00:20:51faber that's not a cabin
00:20:54that's a pool shed
00:20:54you realize this
00:20:55you'll be sleeping
00:20:56with weed be gone
00:20:57banana
00:20:58so um
00:21:04have we spoken to kirsten
00:21:06no
00:21:08oh but uh
00:21:10guess who called
00:21:11she called
00:21:14she called
00:21:15who called
00:21:17nobody
00:21:18i was thinking about
00:21:27the other night
00:21:28oh yeah
00:21:30me too
00:21:30i'm sorry about that
00:21:31no no i'm sorry
00:21:33i think
00:21:33i overreacted a little bit
00:21:35oh no
00:21:36everything's
00:21:36cool
00:21:37really
00:21:38i guess i just need a little more time
00:21:41you know
00:21:42time is good
00:21:46but um
00:21:49hey
00:21:51not too much time
00:21:52okay
00:22:12wow
00:22:34thanks
00:22:35But that is what Rampy is for.
00:22:46No, Ellen, I disagree.
00:22:49I think it does qualify as a cult.
00:22:54I'll get it.
00:22:56I got it.
00:23:03Hello.
00:23:03Hi, Mr. Boomer?
00:23:06Yes, whatever it is you're selling, I'll buy or give generously to.
00:23:13Actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicki.
00:23:17You're Todd's tutor?
00:23:19Uh-huh.
00:23:23Come here.
00:23:28Suddenly, I understand the world so much better.
00:23:32Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor.
00:23:36Come meet.
00:23:37No, hi, Todd.
00:23:38Hi.
00:23:40Vicki, could I ask you to take a seat for just a second?
00:23:44Sure.
00:23:45Great.
00:23:46Elvis?
00:23:46Hello.
00:23:50Well, Ellen, if you checked yourself in, you could check yourself out.
00:23:54I'll be right with you.
00:23:55Does she know anything about calculus or are you just going to take me 50 bucks an hour and have a party?
00:24:03Dad, she's got a degree.
00:24:04I don't know.
00:24:06Here, give her a try.
00:24:08All right.
00:24:12Vicki, would it be okay if I just asked you a question or two just to make sure you know you're up on this material?
00:24:19He's going to ask her a question or two.
00:24:21Uh, sure.
00:24:24All right.
00:24:24Here, if 3a over 5 represents the change in force applied to a moving object, what equation represents its momentum?
00:24:35Uh...
00:24:35Oh, hold on, Ellen.
00:24:39Dad.
00:24:40Three-fifths times the integral of A.
00:24:51Okay.
00:24:52We're going to be late for dinner.
00:24:54You guys have fun.
00:24:55I guess I was expecting someone a little more mature.
00:25:01Are you kidding?
00:25:02Todd is going to work his butt off to impress a woman like that.
00:25:06Do you really think she's that attractive?
00:25:09For me?
00:25:10No.
00:25:11No, but I'm just thinking from Todd's perspective.
00:25:13You see, she's older, she's more sophisticated, and that can be very appealing if you, you know, if you go for that sort of thing.
00:25:22I don't go for that sort of thing.
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:28I thought we'd start off with your last test and what went again.
00:25:33What are you doing?
00:25:35I'm sure I've got it.
00:25:35I have no idea what you just said.
00:25:46I just did something about it.
00:25:48Oh, uh, it's time to be sad.
00:25:56Exactly.
00:25:56Do you have anything to drink?
00:25:58Oh, sure. Let's see what we have.
00:26:00Yeah.
00:26:02Uh, well, we've got lemonade and chocolate milk.
00:26:07Uh, would scotch be possible?
00:26:14Scotch would be so possible. Just one second.
00:26:17Thanks.
00:26:21So what else do you do, Todd Boomer with two O's?
00:26:26I don't know. Drawing?
00:26:28I draw a comic for the school paper.
00:26:33Really?
00:26:33Maybe it sounds a little silly, but...
00:26:38No, it sounds great.
00:26:42What, I'm not supposed to be up here?
00:26:45Oh, no. No, you stay, please.
00:26:50Here.
00:26:52Thanks.
00:26:53Oh, that's my meat. My meatloaf.
00:27:05Oh, I should let you have your dinner.
00:27:08Oh, no. No, I mean, I'm not even going to eat any of it.
00:27:10There's no meat in it.
00:27:12I mean, it's just loaf.
00:27:14No, actually, I should get home.
00:27:20You're really leaving?
00:27:23Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd.
00:27:25Oh, um, well, thanks for your help.
00:27:28Sure.
00:27:31It kind of felt good to be, um, you know, I'm just glad I could help.
00:27:39So, um, why don't you give me a call after you finish the next chapter, all right?
00:27:44There's only three things I need to survive.
00:27:57Computer, platoons, food.
00:28:00And women?
00:28:02Hey, women will make the list someday.
00:28:05As soon as I learn how to speak to them without a tongue inflating.
00:28:08So, come on. What happened?
00:28:13We did calculus.
00:28:14And that's it?
00:28:15Yeah, I mean, it was probably the best calculus ever.
00:28:18It made me want to have a cigarette afterwards, but it was just calculus.
00:28:22Ooh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:28:24Fight me.
00:28:26Paul! Paul, where are you?
00:28:28God!
00:28:29Please, get in here right now!
00:28:33Note the beauty of the fully integrated tool shed audio system?
00:28:38Walk me!
00:28:40Oh, what's that going to do?
00:28:42I'm the one but you now!
00:28:45Sorry!
00:28:46Oh!
00:28:48Daddy!
00:28:50Oh!
00:28:53Mr. Bodine, trawling the murky depths.
00:28:57Mr. Freed, bottom feeding.
00:29:00Again.
00:29:01Mr. Faber, smooth sailing, as always.
00:29:05Mr. Boomer, giving the wind back in your sails.
00:29:07Let's keep it up.
00:29:09Mr. McAdams, failing!
00:29:11Give me laughing gas.
00:29:14Give me novocaine.
00:29:16Give me fast release.
00:29:19Easy play.
00:29:21Tell me secrets fast.
00:29:23Tell me something deep.
00:29:26Tell me what I ask.
00:29:28Help me sleep.
00:29:30Uh, hello?
00:29:34Vicky.
00:29:35Hey, Todd.
00:29:36Oh, hi.
00:29:37How are you?
00:29:38Excellent.
00:29:40Hey, we got an 89 on this week's quiz.
00:29:42We?
00:29:44Yeah, I mean, we're in this together, right?
00:29:47Uh, okay.
00:29:49So, uh, I think you could come by later?
00:29:55Tonight?
00:29:56Please, I'll drown without you.
00:29:57We're talking Titanic here.
00:30:01Okay, how about six?
00:30:04Great.
00:30:05I'll see you later.
00:30:09Hey.
00:30:10Oh, hey.
00:30:11How goes it?
00:30:11Goes good.
00:30:12Good.
00:30:12Ooh, look at that.
00:30:15So, I guess the tutor's working out, huh?
00:30:17Yeah, she's great.
00:30:18Yeah?
00:30:19I mean, she's actually hideous.
00:30:20She really ugly and fat.
00:30:21You got that white foam and stuff.
00:30:23It's gross.
00:30:24But she's effective, you know?
00:30:25Oh, well, that's how that counts.
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:27Oh, I gotta go to history.
00:30:29Oh, well, those who fail to go to history...
00:30:32...are doomed to repeat it.
00:30:34Exactly.
00:30:35Oh, don't forget, it's diner night tonight.
00:30:37Oh, I can't make it.
00:30:38I gotta keep cranking, you know.
00:30:42Is something wrong?
00:30:46What?
00:30:47I don't know.
00:30:48You just...
00:30:48You seem...
00:30:49You seem kind of off.
00:30:51I'm sorry.
00:30:52Look, I'll try to get on more.
00:30:53I promise.
00:30:54You know, it's just...
00:30:56A man with a mission.
00:31:06Yes?
00:31:09Hi.
00:31:10Are you ready for your next lesson?
00:31:15My parents are downstairs.
00:31:19Yeah.
00:31:32Hello?
00:31:34Shout-ah-hey.
00:31:35You are...
00:31:36Not here.
00:31:37Where are you?
00:31:38It's diner night.
00:31:38Oh, sorry.
00:31:40I can't make it.
00:31:41Vicky's coming over.
00:31:42Didn't Kristen tell you?
00:31:44She's not here.
00:31:45I guess we've got the main attraction.
00:31:48Well, maybe I can stop by later.
00:31:51It'll be another glorious fall day
00:31:52for the greater Boston area
00:31:53with a clear side of the North Shore.
00:31:55Sitting on my head.
00:31:57Well, I think maybe you should stop one medication
00:32:00before you start another.
00:32:01Really?
00:32:02What do you think I should take you?
00:32:03Just a sec.
00:32:04Todd's tutor is here.
00:32:10Hi.
00:32:11Hey!
00:32:12There you are.
00:32:13Hi.
00:32:14Do you like hockey?
00:32:14Because there is a great game coming up.
00:32:17Bruins Leafs.
00:32:18Oh, I don't know much about it.
00:32:19Well, sit down.
00:32:20Sit down.
00:32:20I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:22Jack is forgetting that Vicky is here to work with Ty.
00:32:25Right.
00:32:25Right.
00:32:26He's upstairs.
00:32:28Probably quieter up there.
00:32:30I'll go find him.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:33That's a nice girl, huh?
00:32:43Hi.
00:32:43Is this cool?
00:32:45Yeah.
00:32:46I didn't know you were coming up.
00:32:49Wow.
00:32:51Wild room.
00:32:52Thanks.
00:32:54I'll just have a seat.
00:32:55I'll get a chair.
00:33:00These are great.
00:33:03You did this?
00:33:04Yeah.
00:33:06You're very good.
00:33:08You like them?
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:10Especially this one.
00:33:11Here, take it.
00:33:18Yeah.
00:33:20Thanks.
00:33:29Here's your stack, Faber.
00:33:31Thanks, Hank.
00:33:33Look at that.
00:33:38Guess who?
00:33:40Cindy.
00:33:40You came back to me.
00:33:45Yeah, well, it's just me.
00:33:46Sorry to disappoint you.
00:33:48I'm thrilled.
00:33:49I didn't think you'd make the trip.
00:33:50Are you kidding?
00:33:51Of course.
00:33:53Maybe without Ty.
00:33:56Oh, well.
00:33:57I guess he's all wrapped up in his calculus thing, right?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02He's obsessed.
00:34:03So, next time we'll start with the new stuff.
00:34:06Do you think you could, um, give me a ride to the diner?
00:34:14Um, sure.
00:34:16Uh, I owe you one.
00:34:20You made this?
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:22I'd like to see the rest of your work.
00:34:26Oh, I don't really show my art.
00:34:28Well, can it really be considered art if you don't show it to anybody?
00:34:31I mean, isn't that more like therapy or something?
00:34:35You're right.
00:34:38I'll think about it.
00:34:39Well, I get around someone I can't, I mean, I'd like to impress, like Kim.
00:34:55And my brain just fills with trail mix, you know?
00:34:58I mean, you just can't do it.
00:34:59Oh, come on.
00:35:00Don't worry about Kim.
00:35:02You do fine.
00:35:03Yeah, I mean, it's different with you.
00:35:05You're...
00:35:06Anyway.
00:35:12Hey, there's Faber.
00:35:13Look.
00:35:18Who's that?
00:35:19I'm not sure.
00:35:21Well, she seems sure.
00:35:23Faber?
00:35:24Vicky from the car the other night.
00:35:28Sure, sure.
00:35:29Um, Vicky, this is Kirsten.
00:35:31Kirsten's Vicky.
00:35:33Hi.
00:35:34Hi.
00:35:34Todd was hoping you'd still be here.
00:35:37Todd's here?
00:35:39Yeah, sorry.
00:35:40Uh, Vicky is Todd's tutor.
00:35:42I should have said that.
00:35:45Bye, guys.
00:35:50See you met Vicky.
00:35:52Yeah.
00:35:53Although I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth, Todd.
00:35:58Kirsten.
00:36:00Is it something I said?
00:36:01It's my fault.
00:36:02I'll be right back.
00:36:08Kirsten, look.
00:36:08There's nothing going on.
00:36:09She's just helping me in calculus.
00:36:11Well, then why lie to me?
00:36:12What?
00:36:13I'm not mature enough to handle that your tutor's attractive?
00:36:16Give me a break, Todd.
00:36:19I don't know why I lied.
00:36:23Kirsten, come on.
00:36:24Just forget it.
00:36:25Kirsten!
00:36:25Kirsten, come on.
00:36:27Oh, my God.
00:36:57Oh, my God.
00:37:27No, not really.
00:37:31I mean, I know I screwed things up in person, but Vicky's just...
00:37:36I love this.
00:37:38You gathered the wood, built the fire, climbed into the pot, and now, surprise, surprise,
00:37:43you're caught.
00:37:43Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours?
00:37:56Incoming.
00:37:57Go away, go away, go away.
00:38:06Oh, my God.
00:38:08I hate goalie.
00:38:11I mean, Vicky's talented, she's smart, she's beautiful.
00:38:13So, Kirsten is, what, lower on the food chain?
00:38:17No.
00:38:18No.
00:38:21I don't know.
00:38:23Heads up.
00:38:25Shit.
00:38:26Nice job, Pele.
00:38:33I'm a natural athlete.
00:38:34I can't seem to remember when you first began to start this shit.
00:38:41And when you're in my mind, I thought, but in the end, you're just a big old old old
00:38:46wish that she had born.
00:38:49You're just a little fun.
00:38:50I don't want to behave.
00:38:51And I don't want to look up to your standards.
00:39:00I don't want to behave.
00:39:01Don't want to behave.
00:39:03Don't want to behave.
00:39:04Whoa.
00:39:12Has he said anything to you?
00:39:16Uh, no, not really.
00:39:21I'm sure he said something to you, but you're just being loyal to your friend, which I understand.
00:39:30Well, you're my friend, too.
00:39:35You're a sweetheart.
00:39:38Give me a hug.
00:39:39I don't think so.
00:39:41Look out!
00:39:45Sorry.
00:39:47Somebody want to get that?
00:39:51Where are you?
00:39:54Faber.
00:39:55This will come out with club soda.
00:39:58Mr. Todd Boomer.
00:40:00Nice to meet you.
00:40:00Nice to meet you.
00:40:01You're next.
00:40:03Uh, no.
00:40:04Oh, right.
00:40:06Not until the interviewer sits or he invites you to sit.
00:40:10Right.
00:40:10You got it.
00:40:11I've looked over your application at Harvard.
00:40:14But what can you tell me about yourself that I'm not going to find on this piece of paper?
00:40:18Well, I value friendship.
00:40:21Mm-hmm.
00:40:22I value honesty.
00:40:24Mm-hmm.
00:40:25What about your, uh, what about your passions?
00:40:30Breasts.
00:40:31I really love breasts.
00:40:33It doesn't really matter the size.
00:40:34You just don't want to do this, is that right?
00:40:35Dad, I'm kidding.
00:40:36You don't want to do this?
00:40:36I'm kidding.
00:40:37Relax.
00:40:38Dad, come on.
00:40:38Come on.
00:40:38What about your, your passions?
00:40:48Uh, drawing.
00:40:51I really love to draw.
00:40:54I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper, and, uh, I don't know, it sounds funny, but
00:40:59that's when I feel the most mean, you know.
00:41:06I feel really proud when I create something.
00:41:13That's great.
00:41:15That's great.
00:41:18All right, the boat is traveling a distance of 200 yards at 25 feet per second.
00:41:24What is the rate of change of the angle of deflection?
00:41:27Oh, Mr. Miller?
00:41:28No.
00:41:28No, no, no, no.
00:41:30Come on, come on, come on.
00:41:31Somebody new for a change.
00:41:33Boomer.
00:41:37The rate of change is...
00:41:390.04 radians.
00:41:43Yes!
00:41:44Three-pointer at the buzzer.
00:41:46Recommendation's looking better.
00:41:48Everybody see that?
00:41:49Now, if the boat continues at 35...
00:41:54Hello?
00:41:59Vicki.
00:42:00Hi, it's Todd.
00:42:01Oh, hi, Todd.
00:42:02I was just thinking about you.
00:42:04You were?
00:42:06Uh, look, I had a really good time the other night.
00:42:10I mean, I mean, we got some really good work done.
00:42:13Yeah.
00:42:14Oh, and did you, uh, work everything out with Kristen?
00:42:17Uh, Kristen?
00:42:18Uh, no, not really.
00:42:21Look, um, are we still on?
00:42:24Yeah, yeah, and, um, actually, I've been thinking about what you said about showing my art.
00:42:32And, uh, why don't you come over here?
00:42:37Really?
00:42:38Yeah, it's 12 Chatham Lane.
00:42:39How about six?
00:42:41Uh, sure, great, great.
00:42:43Uh, I'll see you then.
00:42:45Okay, bye.
00:42:46Bye.
00:42:46Bye.
00:42:58But, Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago.
00:43:03It sounds drastic.
00:43:05I gotta go to Vicki's.
00:43:06I'm late, buddy.
00:43:07No, wait!
00:43:09Todd is going to his tutors, and I don't know why.
00:43:12Oh, see, she has to take care of her dog.
00:43:14It's having puppies, buddy.
00:43:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:16Hey!
00:43:16What?
00:43:18Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation?
00:43:20It's not beyond the realm of possibility.
00:43:23Bye.
00:43:24It's not beyond the realm of possibility?
00:43:27It's not beyond the realm of possibility.
00:43:57Mom, I can't believe you go through all this effort, and you don't have shows.
00:44:02Nah, it's just for me.
00:44:04I mean, I'd love to show my work, but people might hate it or think I was crazy or something.
00:44:11I don't think you're crazy.
00:44:15Well, my husband certainly does.
00:44:21You two don't get along, do you?
00:44:23Well, let's put it this way.
00:44:30What have you spent, about a minute in here with me?
00:44:33Yeah.
00:44:35That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent.
00:44:41Where do you stay?
00:44:42That's a good question.
00:44:50Could we not talk about this?
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:55No, you should think about it, though.
00:44:58Yeah.
00:45:01Well, anyway.
00:45:03Wait, I have something for you.
00:45:16Here.
00:45:17A present.
00:45:19Present?
00:45:20For me?
00:45:22Why?
00:45:24For letting me help you.
00:45:27Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:45:29Come on, open it.
00:45:30Okay.
00:45:34It's Pony D.
00:45:35Did you make this?
00:45:37Uh-huh.
00:45:40Wow.
00:45:42This is amazing.
00:45:44Mm-hmm.
00:45:51Todd.
00:45:55Of course not.
00:45:55So, Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard?
00:46:02I mean, I thought you told me your passion was drawing.
00:46:05Most people wish they had something they could get excited about.
00:46:10I mean, you shouldn't waste that.
00:46:15Look who's talking.
00:46:16Mm-hmm.
00:46:20Too shay.
00:46:21Mm.
00:46:22Oh.
00:46:26Oh, so you're going to play like that now, are you?
00:46:28No, you're not.
00:46:29Mm-hmm.
00:46:30No, you're not?
00:46:31Oh, you did.
00:46:33Oh.
00:46:34Oh.
00:46:35Dog.
00:46:35Dog.
00:46:37Hey.
00:46:37I got an idea.
00:46:39Okay, stay still.
00:46:40No.
00:46:41What are you doing?
00:46:42What are you doing?
00:46:43I'm turning you into your alter ego, Boney D.
00:46:47Oh, man.
00:46:48Okay.
00:46:49Now bark.
00:46:53Bark.
00:46:55Ruff.
00:46:58No.
00:46:59Come on, a big, deep bark.
00:47:02Ruff.
00:47:04Ruff.
00:47:05Ruff.
00:47:05Ruff.
00:47:05Ruff.
00:47:06Ruff.
00:47:31Could you turn off that light?
00:47:33Okay.
00:47:46What is this happening?
00:47:58Oh!
00:48:03Oh!
00:48:33Oh!
00:48:35Oh!
00:48:37Oh!
00:48:39Oh!
00:48:41Oh!
00:48:43Oh!
00:48:45Oh!
00:48:47Oh!
00:48:49Oh!
00:48:51Oh!
00:48:53Oh!
00:48:55Oh!
00:48:57Oh!
00:48:59Oh!
00:49:01Oh!
00:49:15Hey.
00:49:17You better go now.
00:49:19Parents might not believe you want to spend extra time doing calculus.
00:49:26Right.
00:49:27You know, never thought I would say this, but...
00:49:41I really love Matt.
00:49:43Oh!
00:49:51I better go.
00:49:53Oh!
00:50:07It was...
00:50:09I don't know.
00:50:10I just see life so differently now.
00:50:13Oh!
00:50:14I'm sure you do.
00:50:15You just slept with somebody's wife.
00:50:16No, it's not like that.
00:50:17It's really not.
00:50:18I'm really into her.
00:50:21I wouldn't get too deep, Tom.
00:50:23We'll talk about this tomorrow.
00:50:24No, it's...
00:50:25Look, I've heard this guy is really awful to her.
00:50:28I mean...
00:50:29I'm not gonna feel bad about this.
00:50:31No, no.
00:50:32As long as you feel good, that's all that matters.
00:50:37Jealous much?
00:50:38Geez.
00:50:39That has nothing.
00:50:40Just forget it.
00:50:41I thought you would be excited for me.
00:50:42Come on.
00:50:43Faber.
00:50:45We're friends, right?
00:50:48I gotta get home, man.
00:50:49My parents are gonna freak out.
00:50:53You should be happy for me.
00:51:01He's gone.
00:51:14I'm sorry.
00:51:31My parents are not good friends.
00:51:32I'm not.
00:51:33I'm not.
00:51:34I'm not.
00:51:35I'm not.
00:51:36I'm not.
00:51:37Kirsten.
00:51:38Hey.
00:51:40Hey.
00:51:41Hey.
00:51:42Look up.
00:51:43Shit.
00:51:44Oh, I have to call my mom.
00:51:45She's gonna be insane.
00:51:46I'm sorry.
00:51:47I've got...
00:51:48Fuck you.
00:51:49You know, I ain't gonna be in my apartment.
00:51:50He's gonna be a bitch.
00:51:51Look out.
00:51:52You know.
00:51:53Kirsten, you know.
00:51:54Look out.
00:51:55Shit.
00:51:56Look out.
00:51:57I've got to call my mom.
00:51:58She's gonna be insane.
00:51:59I'm sorry.
00:52:00I'm sorry. I should have broken you up last night.
00:52:04Oh, no, no. No, it's okay. I'm glad you didn't.
00:52:08She'll get over it.
00:52:10What are you doing?
00:52:13Morning breath.
00:52:15I know, me too. I gotta go.
00:52:30Morning breath.
00:52:54Morning breath.
00:52:58Hey, fine if I join you?
00:53:17Crystal, what's wrong?
00:53:19Todd, don't even start.
00:53:21Wait, let's talk about this.
00:53:23What?
00:53:23You figured you'd let me blow in the breeze,
00:53:25and if I blew away, well, then good.
00:53:27You won't have to deal with me anymore.
00:53:28Is that it?
00:53:28I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:53:29Because you fucked your math tutor, and you lied to me.
00:53:44I don't know what you're doing.
00:53:45I just don't know what you're doing.
00:53:46You told Kirsten about Vicky.
00:54:04I didn't tell her.
00:54:05Then how did she know?
00:54:08You told her.
00:54:08What is that supposed to mean, huh?
00:54:13She was in my room when you came by last night.
00:54:20What?
00:54:21Why didn't you tell me?
00:54:25What, you snaked Kirsten?
00:54:27I didn't snake her.
00:54:28Nothing has happened yet.
00:54:30Yet?
00:54:31Yet?
00:54:32What's that supposed to mean?
00:54:34Nice ethics.
00:54:35Nice friend.
00:54:36Hey, you blew her off for some fantasy,
00:54:39and you didn't even have the decency to tell her.
00:54:41I didn't know it was over.
00:54:43I didn't know it was going to happen between me and Vicky.
00:54:44I didn't even know that.
00:54:45What the hell is going on here?
00:54:51You girls want to fight.
00:54:52Take it outside.
00:54:54You can make yourselves useful.
00:54:55My car's parked out front in the towway.
00:54:57Keep an eye on it.
00:54:58All right?
00:54:59I'll be right back.
00:55:00Sir.
00:55:07So, when do you start pushing people in the halls?
00:55:09Don't you forget who your best friend is.
00:55:11I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics.
00:55:14Oh, my God.
00:55:15What?
00:55:17Oh, my God.
00:55:19That's Vicky's car.
00:55:22Oh, my God.
00:55:23Oh, my God.
00:55:26This is...
00:55:28This is...
00:55:29This is a 66 Corvette Stingray, gentlemen.
00:55:33Don't touch.
00:55:35Nice car, sir.
00:55:36She's a beauty.
00:55:37Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:55:39I'm feeling lucky today.
00:55:40Check these babies out.
00:55:42Ooh.
00:55:44Yeah, I'm going to catch me some dinner at the reservoir.
00:55:47Lord Dark.
00:55:48See you tomorrow, boys.
00:55:56The guy needs to sit down.
00:55:57I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:56:10He shouldn't just show up, you know.
00:56:37What if he was here?
00:56:38He's not here.
00:56:44No.
00:56:45Mrs. Mueller.
00:56:49Todd.
00:56:50How could you not tell me?
00:56:54I don't know.
00:56:58Didn't seem to matter at first.
00:57:01Vicky.
00:57:01What are we going to do?
00:57:05I can't be with you.
00:57:11I know.
00:57:12What's up?
00:57:25How could you even marry...
00:57:28Mueller?
00:57:30God.
00:57:31Oh.
00:57:34What?
00:57:34It's not funny.
00:57:35She...
00:57:36He wasn't always like that.
00:57:50He should probably go.
00:57:53I guess it had him sometime, right?
00:58:08Yeah.
00:58:11You better go now.
00:58:23Okay!
00:58:32Oh, stop!
00:58:34What?
00:58:38Vic?
00:58:42Who's it?
00:58:44It's Roy!
00:58:45Roy?
00:58:46Mr. Mueller!
00:58:48God!
00:58:53Get by the shelves!
00:59:01Hey!
00:59:02Quit working on that crap for a minute.
00:59:04Look!
00:59:05Look what I got!
00:59:11Dinner!
00:59:14I'll just clean this up in the utility sink.
00:59:17Well, it can't be!
00:59:18Meanwhile, I'm not really that hungry.
00:59:20You're not hungry?
00:59:21Well, I'm starved.
00:59:23We'll eat yours later.
00:59:26Boy, I'm telling you, this bait was incredible.
00:59:29I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir.
00:59:32Oh, yeah.
00:59:35And...
00:59:39Mr. Schirmer, the, uh, earth science, you fool, excuse me,
00:59:42gave me these things called Dobson flies.
00:59:44Sounds great.
00:59:45Yeah.
00:59:46They start off as these arguments in the middle of...
00:59:50Christ, woman.
00:59:51Watch yourself.
00:59:53Drinking?
00:59:55No, I just lost my balance.
00:59:59Yeah.
01:00:00Okay.
01:00:02Tell you what.
01:00:03Why don't I grill these?
01:00:04That way, I don't have to worry about you screwing them up.
01:00:07Oh!
01:00:08One other thing.
01:00:09Yeah?
01:00:10There's a kid in my calculus class.
01:00:11Todd Boomer.
01:00:12Yeah?
01:00:13I'm gonna write him a recommendation, but my printer's screwed up.
01:00:14Where's your old typewriter?
01:00:15Uh, I'll be in in a second and, and help you find it.
01:00:16Hurry.
01:00:17Hurry.
01:00:18Hey...
01:00:19Hey.
01:00:20Huh?
01:00:21Yeah?
01:00:22I'm gonna run him a recommendation, but my printer's screwed up.
01:00:24Where's your old typewriter?
01:00:25Uh, I'll be in in a second and, and help you find it.
01:00:28Hurry.
01:00:30Ah.
01:00:31Up.
01:00:32Uh.
01:00:33Hurry.
01:00:34I think I will call next time.
01:01:04I think I will call next time.
01:01:32Good night.
01:01:39Oh, good night, Dad.
01:01:42You seem pretty miserable tonight.
01:01:45You all right?
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:48What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow?
01:01:50Forget about it.
01:01:52You are going to be great.
01:01:54Great.
01:01:55Great.
01:01:56Great.
01:01:57Actually, that's the least of my worries.
01:02:00You want to talk about it?
01:02:03I wouldn't know where to begin.
01:02:05Come on.
01:02:06Give me a try.
01:02:07That's what I'm here for.
01:02:08Hit it.
01:02:09Okay.
01:02:11I slept with someone's wife, and now I'm afraid you might find me and kill me.
01:02:18I thought you said you had a problem.
01:02:23Yanking my chain, aren't you?
01:02:25Oh, Dad.
01:02:26Of course I am.
01:02:28Of course.
01:02:30I'll see you.
01:02:31Dad.
01:02:32Um, remember when I told you that I value friendship and honesty?
01:02:43Yes.
01:02:44I meant that.
01:02:45I knew you did.
01:02:46Well, um, you've screwed up before, right?
01:02:59No.
01:03:00I never have.
01:03:01No.
01:03:02I mean it.
01:03:03Yeah, once or twice.
01:03:07Well, all I can tell you is at the end of the day, it's, uh, just you.
01:03:17So, I would, uh, face up to it.
01:03:20Whatever it is.
01:03:22But I guarantee you that the longer you wait, the worse it gets.
01:03:27Does that help?
01:03:29Yeah.
01:03:30It does.
01:03:31Thanks, Dad.
01:03:32You're gonna kill them.
01:03:33You're gonna murder them.
01:03:34You're gonna massacre them.
01:03:35You're gonna massacre them.
01:03:3610,000 men of Harvard was retrieved today.
01:03:50No transcript and scores.
01:03:53Well, um, everything appears to be in order, Todd.
01:03:58Good grades, good SATs, some interesting activities.
01:04:05I'll tell you, I am a bit hazy on one point.
01:04:09Yes, sir.
01:04:12It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife.
01:04:16Is that right?
01:04:18Hmm.
01:04:19Mr. Boomer.
01:04:32Oh, Mr. Muir.
01:04:34Excuse me there.
01:04:36Big day today, huh?
01:04:38Harvard interview?
01:04:39Oh, yeah, yes, sir.
01:04:41I wanted to catch you before class.
01:04:44Did you have something you want to tell me?
01:04:47What is that, sir?
01:04:50I found this at my house last night.
01:04:53The idea is how it got there.
01:04:56You and my wife.
01:04:58Uh, well, you see, um...
01:05:01And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch you.
01:05:07Okay, it was a mistake.
01:05:10I'm really sorry.
01:05:11I made a mistake.
01:05:12No, no.
01:05:13Boomer, you made two mistakes.
01:05:15Sir?
01:05:16A 98.
01:05:17Aha!
01:05:18I can't believe you actually thought you could get tutored by my wife, and I wouldn't find out.
01:05:23Yeah, that was pretty silly of me.
01:05:26Yeah.
01:05:27Well, I'm...
01:05:28Frankly, I'm glad to know where she's been.
01:05:30She...
01:05:31Anyway, look.
01:05:32I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own.
01:05:35It's okay to get a little help on the side.
01:05:38It shows initiative.
01:05:39I'm impressed, Boomer.
01:05:41Well, uh, I hoped you would be, sir.
01:05:45In fact, I decided to write that recommendation for you.
01:05:56Thank you so much, sir.
01:05:57Don't tank on the final.
01:05:59Absolutely not.
01:06:01Hey.
01:06:03She's good, isn't she?
01:06:05My what?
01:06:09She's the best, sir.
01:06:11Yeah.
01:06:12Yeah.
01:06:13Yeah.
01:06:14Yeah.
01:06:15Oh, thanks, man.
01:06:45Hi.
01:06:48Hi.
01:06:49Was everybody afraid to sit next to you after yesterday's scene?
01:06:53Well, not everyone.
01:06:56Oh, I'm a fearless man.
01:07:02I, uh, wanted to speak with you after the other night.
01:07:08Yeah.
01:07:09I really appreciate you being there for me.
01:07:14Well, I thought we should talk about us.
01:07:23Is there an us?
01:07:26Well, I'd like there to be.
01:07:31Shall we, us?
01:07:40Faber, you know I think you're the greatest.
01:07:47You know, if I was gonna us with anyone, it would be you.
01:07:53But I really need some time alone, you know, for a while.
01:07:58Just for now.
01:08:00Hey.
01:08:02It would kill me to lose you as a friend.
01:08:06It would never happen.
01:08:09Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna.
01:08:15And Miss O'Brien.
01:08:16Two words describe your semester.
01:08:17Want to guess?
01:08:18Brain dead.
01:08:20People, let me make something clear.
01:08:21I'm not happy when you're having trouble.
01:08:22It pains me.
01:08:23It makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:08:27So, why do I come down on you so hard?
01:08:34Because fear motivates.
01:08:35Case in point, Mr. Boomer here.
01:08:37Six weeks ago, he was flushing a near-perfect high school record.
01:08:42I'm not happy when you're having trouble.
01:08:44It pains me.
01:08:45It pains me.
01:08:48It makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:08:50So, why do I come down on you so hard?
01:08:54Because fear motivates.
01:08:56Case in point, Mr. Boomer here.
01:08:59Six weeks ago, he was flushing a near-perfect high school record.
01:09:03I rattled his cage. Now look at him.
01:09:06Second-highest grade this quiz.
01:09:09Poised to go to the school of his choice.
01:09:11So, if I tick you off, good. Great.
01:09:16Use that. Prove that I'm wrong. Make me eat my words.
01:09:21Work harder. We'll both be happy.
01:09:25PHONE RINGS
01:09:46Mr. Mueller?
01:09:49Todd?
01:09:52I appreciate what you said about me in class today.
01:09:55Oh, don't let it go to your head.
01:09:58The point is that I really don't agree with the way you treat your students.
01:10:03That's your prerogative?
01:10:07People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:10:10Your wife taught me that.
01:10:19Todd, Vicki may be good with math, but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her.
01:10:25You slept with her. Didn't you?
01:10:42Sir?
01:10:43Vicki. You slept with her.
01:10:47Sir?
01:10:48Vicki. You slept with her.
01:10:59Yes.
01:11:05Yes.
01:11:06Oh.
01:11:27Hi, this is Vicki.
01:11:39No.
01:11:43Vicki, it's Todd. Pick up the phone.
01:11:45Vicki, I told him.
01:11:46I didn't mean to, but he just came out.
01:11:47I told him I'm sorry, Vicki.
01:11:49He's on his way over there right now.
01:11:50If you can hear this, if you can get this message,
01:11:51get the hell out of there, please, right now.
01:11:52Get out.
01:11:57Hi, honey. I'm home.
01:12:24Rough day at the office.
01:12:27Oh, same old, same old.
01:12:30Some kid slept with my wife.
01:12:40I'm sorry.
01:12:43Oh, you're sorry?
01:12:44Sorry.
01:12:46I...
01:12:47One of my students, Vicki.
01:12:49You ruined that.
01:12:50I'm trying to ruin my career.
01:12:54Roy, stop it!
01:12:55Stop it!
01:13:01Enough.
01:13:04Uh-oh.
01:13:05Look who's here.
01:13:07Uh, Mary Poppins.
01:13:08Mary, you fucked up.
01:13:14Never open an umbrella indoors.
01:13:16It's bad luck.
01:13:18Very bad luck.
01:13:20Okay, just relax, Mr. Miller, okay?
01:13:22Just relax.
01:13:23Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy.
01:13:26Between me, too.
01:13:26Oh, boy, I underestimated you, huh, Boomer?
01:13:33I thought I had you all figured out.
01:13:35You didn't have the brains or the guts to go to Harvard or anything else.
01:13:38But you're gifted.
01:13:40Mm, you're a genius.
01:13:42Tutoring is just the tip of it.
01:13:46Improve your scores and score with my wife.
01:13:49All without me knowing it.
01:13:51And then I write you that recommendation for Harvard.
01:13:54Ha-ha!
01:13:55That...
01:13:56That's genius!
01:13:59Yeah, you're...
01:14:00You're a wizard.
01:14:02You're a mastermind.
01:14:04You must be very proud.
01:14:10Now shake my hand.
01:14:14Roy.
01:14:16Shut up.
01:14:19We'll put this behind us.
01:14:26Oh!
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:39Is he gone?
01:14:41Yeah.
01:14:43You were really brave back there.
01:14:45Yeah.
01:14:46Yeah.
01:14:48I thought your choice in weapons was a little weak.
01:14:52Well, you know, if he would have spit at us...
01:14:54I'm sorry.
01:15:03No.
01:15:06I'm actually grateful.
01:15:10I should have gotten out of this a long time ago.
01:15:14What are you going to do now?
01:15:17Well...
01:15:20I think I'm going to try New York.
01:15:23Try this...
01:15:25art thing.
01:15:26Yeah.
01:15:35I'm going to miss you.
01:15:36Here.
01:15:56Here, a souvenir.
01:15:58What's this?
01:16:00Your Harvard recommendation.
01:16:06What time is it?
01:16:12I don't know, around three.
01:16:16My interview's at four.
01:16:18Bye.
01:16:26Here you go.
01:16:28I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:30Good luck.
01:16:36Good luck.
01:16:48Good luck.
01:16:52Good luck.
01:16:54Todd Boomer.
01:16:56Did Todd Boomer check in yet?
01:16:59Did Todd Boomer check in yet?
01:17:01No, not yet.
01:17:03Sir!
01:17:06Todd Boomer.
01:17:08Good afternoon, present.
01:17:10Okay, need a minute?
01:17:13No, no, no, I'm fine.
01:17:16Okay, come on in.
01:17:21Calculus teacher.
01:17:23Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day.
01:17:30No, I'm fine, really.
01:17:32Oh.
01:17:34Please.
01:17:36Well, I've gone over your stats,
01:17:40and everything looks...
01:17:43okay.
01:17:45But I'll be honest.
01:17:48You're not a typical Harvard candidate.
01:17:53I don't see you making the top five of your class.
01:17:57Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident, no.
01:18:07Todd, let me ask you something.
01:18:10Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:18:13Um, I guess my dad and I have always had a plan that way, you know?
01:18:20He looks up to the students here as something special.
01:18:26What I'm getting at is...
01:18:30why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:18:34Look, um, I've been pointed here like a compass my whole life.
01:18:47And now that I'm here...
01:18:51Look, I know Harvard is a great school.
01:18:54I mean, it's the greatest, right?
01:18:57But, um...
01:18:59I'm really not quite so sure it's for me.
01:19:08What?
01:19:21Okay, I'm ready.
01:19:22Okay, now, just for a minute.
01:19:23Eye contact, posture, smile, right?
01:19:26Mm-hmm.
01:19:27Firm handshake.
01:19:28It's all you think.
01:19:29Okay, okay, Dad. Thanks, I know.
01:19:57Hey, how'd it go, buddy?
01:19:58Hello?
01:19:59Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:20:01I got punched.
01:20:02Hang on, Alan.
01:20:03Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:20:04I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:20:05No, wait, that's wrong.
01:20:06Hang on.
01:20:07I need to talk to you for a second.
01:20:13It's pretty important.
01:20:15Alexa!
01:20:16Alexa!
01:20:17What happened to you?
01:20:19I got punched.
01:20:20Hang on, Alan. Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:20:24I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:20:26No, wait. That's wrong. Hang on.
01:20:28I need to talk to you for a second.
01:20:34It's, uh, pretty important.
01:20:42You said it was important.
01:20:47I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:20:52You don't want to go to Harvard, do you?
01:20:56No.
01:20:59No. I was, uh, thinking about applying to an art school.
01:21:08Oh, I'll... I should let you two discuss this.
01:21:12Can I... Can I ask you a question?
01:21:17It's, um...
01:21:19Why didn't you tell me about this before?
01:21:21Why didn't you tell me... Why didn't you tell me last night?
01:21:25I don't think I really knew until today.
01:21:29You're upset.
01:21:31Yeah. I am. I am upset.
01:21:34I am upset.
01:21:36A little.
01:21:44It's your decision.
01:21:45It's your decision.
01:21:57Good, good, good.
01:21:59Oh, sorry. You're doing very poorly.
01:22:02But, you know, this game was much more boring before they put the, uh, flippers in.
01:22:07Oh, wait. Yes! Yes!
01:22:11Here we go.
01:22:14All right. Bye.
01:22:15Oh, be right back.
01:22:16Where are you going?
01:22:17I'll be right back.
01:22:18Melanie's painter. Come on. I'm on the street right here.
01:22:20Okay. What's going on?
01:22:25Jesus, what happened to you?
01:22:30Can you really do that?
01:22:31Yeah, it's a long story.
01:22:33It's gonna take a major pancake marathon to be told properly.
01:22:37I'll buy.
01:22:43You mean to talk to Kirsten?
01:22:46Yeah.
01:22:48All right, well...
01:22:51I'm gonna go build something. Toothpicks.
01:22:55Thanks, man. You're the best.
01:23:01So how did you know I was here?
01:23:06Uh, diner night.
01:23:08Oh, of course.
01:23:12So I made a decision.
01:23:15Yeah?
01:23:19I'm not going to Harvard.
01:23:23Really?
01:23:26It's a breakthrough.
01:23:28I figured that art school would be better for me, you know?
01:23:34Yeah, I think you're right.
01:23:40That's, uh, not what I wanted to talk to you about, though.
01:23:44I guess what I wanted to say was that, uh, I'm really sorry.
01:23:58I know I hurt you, and I never meant to do that.
01:24:04I guess all I'm asking for is that you don't write me off as a friend.
01:24:09Never happened.
01:24:18Never happened.
01:24:32Ah!
01:24:33Ah!
01:24:34Ah!
01:24:35Ah!
01:24:36Ah!
01:24:37Ah!
01:24:38Ah!
01:24:39Ah!
01:24:40Ah!
01:24:41Ah!
01:24:42Ah!
01:24:43Ah!
01:24:50You know I'm really gonna miss this spot when we're off at school.
01:24:53Yeah, me too.
01:24:55I wonder where we'll be in ten years.
01:24:57Well, you will be working on your second hundred million on interactive, 3D, smell-o-vision computer games.
01:25:06My shed will be totally decked out with jacuzzi and a water slide.
01:25:14Okay, and me?
01:25:15Okay, the place, New York, the event, the book signing of your first wildly successful collection of poetry.
01:25:27Wildly successful. I like that.
01:25:31What about me?
01:25:34Do you want fries with your order today, sir?
01:25:37Okay.
01:25:38Okay.
01:25:42Okay.
01:25:432008.
01:25:44We all meet back here and compare notes.
01:25:45What do you say?
01:25:48Never happened.
01:25:50Guys, come on.
01:25:52What a pretty thing.
01:25:54Bye-bye.