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00:00Welcome to the show in Hindustan's most famous show.
00:28whose name is Comedy Night Batchao!
00:35Krishna, why are you going to be here today?
00:38Oh, Bharti!
00:40Oh, oh, oh!
00:44God, man!
00:47Oh, who?
00:48Batchao!
00:50Batchao!
00:52A gandhi actress!
00:54Batchao! Batchao! Batchao!
00:58Batchao!
01:00Areeb!
01:00It seems that people have come into the studio!
01:02No, they have come!
01:04They have started their work!
01:07Areeb! Before that, the work will be done!
01:09Let's run away from all the girls!
01:11Please welcome Gulshan Grower, Shakti Kapoor, and Ranjit Ji!
01:18Batchao!
01:22Batchao!
01:28Areeb!
01:38Areeb!
01:40Areeb!
01:41Areeb!
01:42Areeb!
01:44Areeb!
01:44Areeb!
01:46Areeb!
01:47How are you going to be here?
01:48Areeb!
01:49Areeb!
01:50Areeb!
01:52Areeb!
01:52Areeb!
01:54Areeb!
01:54Areeb!
01:55Areeb!
01:55Kamal kid, I'm saying,
01:58buy one, take one free.
02:06Shakti ji said, Kamal, you wear a coat of doctor.
02:09You can never take anyone to the doctor.
02:13No, no, no, no, no.
02:14You can never take a operation.
02:19Shakti ji, you wear a coat of doctor.
02:20Gulsan ji, look.
02:21It's like the whole girl's hair.
02:25Oh, I'm not.
02:27Dhanji ji, I'm going to close the coffin.
02:30I'll take three or four now.
02:32Sure.
02:33I'm going to go.
02:34No, no, no.
02:35Three or four, it's not a good thing, sir.
02:37You mean, I have one item bomb.
02:40Pick one.
02:41Save him.
02:42Save him.
02:44And what?
02:46Surveen has also started her work here.
02:48The girls are running.
02:50Tell her.
02:51The girls are getting drunk,
02:52the girls are getting drunk.
02:53Surveen, for the dog!
02:55There are films of Kamal Kamal that come out of the time.
02:58I mean, the first thing was that you had to bring a puppy to Rajneesh Duggal.
03:04I mean...
03:05Krishna...
03:06It's necessary to pay attention to them.
03:08No!
03:09And it's necessary to pay attention to the puppy.
03:12It's necessary to pay attention to them.
03:14Krishna...
03:15You were not.
03:17Today, the girls have told us to save.
03:25Save!
03:26Save!
03:27And today...
03:29We will see how these girls say to us.
03:34We say...
03:36Save!
03:37Save!
03:38Save!
03:39I want to tell you something.
03:41When I came here...
03:44So, I knew that there was an accident.
03:46My mother was killing me.
03:48Why?
03:49She said that...
03:50Even today, Ranjit, Gulshan and Shakti are coming.
03:52That's why I will kill you.
03:55Sir...
03:56I think Ranjit's eyes are red.
03:59I think this will happen.
04:00Krishna, please.
04:02Mom!
04:06Let's start the comedy night.
04:08Vashar!
04:09And...
04:10And...
04:12First of all...
04:13Our...
04:14Singing Asana...
04:15Find down.
04:18Enjoy!
04:19Enjoy!
04:21Enjoy!
04:24Okay...
04:25Please ask everyone...
04:27Who wants to see this Singing Asana?
04:29Dr. Shahid...
04:30Shakti Kapoor Ji?
04:32All the people say that...
04:33Shakti Kapoor Ji is beginning.
04:36Shakti Ji is beginning.
04:38Shakti Ji, we will not send you to the hot seat with our hot seat with Suruveen Chawala.
04:48Shakti Ji and Suruveen, we will be very proud of you.
04:55Come on, Dali.
05:08Shakti Ji, Bharti, who wants to become a big villain.
05:12But in the story, there is a twist that the two brothers are going to love Suruveen from Suruveen.
05:19So come and see what is happening here.
05:21It is a powerful talent.
05:22Bharti, Karan and Pritam.
05:27Hello.
05:28Namaste audience.
05:30Namaste.
05:31Namaste Suruveen.
05:32Namaste.
05:33Namaste Shakti Ji.
05:36Namaste Ranjit Ji.
05:37Namaste Gulshan Ji.
05:38Sorry, what do I do?
05:39They are such a namaste.
05:44How is it, Shakti Ji?
05:45I am sure.
05:46Shakti is, right?
05:47Shakti is, right?
05:50But Shakti Ji, there is one thing.
05:52I know.
05:53This is America.
05:54The Statue of Liberty looked like this.
05:56Oh!
05:57Lolita.
05:58The Statue of Liberty was scared.
05:59She was scared.
06:00She was scared.
06:01Tell me.
06:02Tell me.
06:03Tell me.
06:04Please.
06:05The Statue of Liberty is very naughty, right?
06:07The Statue of Liberty is also very naughty.
06:11But sir.
06:12I am a very big fan.
06:13And I want my brother to become a villain.
06:16I will give some tips, sir.
06:18Come on, Nullo.
06:19Come on!
06:20Come on!
06:21Come on!
06:23Come on!
06:25Come on!
06:29Come on!
06:30Woo-hoo.
06:31Come on!
06:32Woo-hoo!
06:33Well, come on!
06:34You will eat your feeding, food!
06:35Come on!
06:36Come on!
06:37Like, when I see a beautiful girl,
06:41I feel like a black dog in my eyes.
06:45What?
06:45I feel like a black dog in my eyes?
06:47So, let me hide my family?
06:51One minute.
06:52Turwin Chawla.
06:54This is the only girl in the late story.
06:56No, the late story.
06:58I've seen the whole film.
07:00It was the same as the late story.
07:07And one more thing.
07:09Thank God, the film will be done on time,
07:10or not the late story will be done.
07:17Film star?
07:18First, I was doing TV.
07:19Isn't it, Turwin?
07:20Absolutely.
07:21Turwin is also doing TV today.
07:23And he is the hero of the Daily Soap.
07:24How do you make it on this?
07:26How?
07:28What does this mean?
07:29Who?
07:31Suhaagrat Simar.
07:32Who?
07:33Chum chum hagya.
07:34Who?
07:35What do you think?
07:37The girl has worked hard, you know?
07:39First, she came to the TV,
07:40made an anchor,
07:42then went to the film.
07:43This girl has proved it.
07:45Don't do it.
07:50She's so much fun.
07:55So, Turwin is a very good girl.
07:57Today, she goes to buy clothes,
07:59and the clothes are told,
08:00you've seen my hate story.
08:01She said, yes, madam,
08:02then what do you change from here?
08:05I'll give you some reason.
08:09Turwin,
08:10there's my clothes in the house.
08:12We'll sell her husband's wife's kitchen,
08:14you'll have to put it on the distracted.
08:15This is a lot of fun.
08:18Before that, I can't waitVin.
08:19The makeup go wrong.
08:21It happens.
08:24We serve Shakti Ji.
08:27Come on.
08:29Come on.
08:31Come on.
08:33Come on.
08:35Sir, this guy is, sir.
08:37Sir, my brother looks cute, but this guy is, sir.
08:39Look at him.
08:43I couldn't tell you.
08:45Sorry, I forgot to tell you.
08:47Actually, I forgot to tell you that this is Suraven's wedding.
08:49The door opened.
08:51Come on. Suraven, I'm Suraven.
08:53And this is my son, Sawan.
08:55You, Sawanaya.
09:01Look, Shakti Ji, your name is Shakti.
09:03Do you know what all your women's name is?
09:05Sehan Shakti.
09:11Don't say much. I don't think it's good.
09:13Sharda is my friend, uncle. Don't do this.
09:15Sharda is your friend, it's our friend.
09:17When Sharda is small, it will be beautiful.
09:19When Sharda is small, it will be beautiful.
09:21In school, there will be no teacher.
09:23It will be possible to call my father.
09:29Why?
09:30Why?
09:31Why?
09:32One time, the teacher said to call my father.
09:34Shakti Ji, the school is reached.
09:36What?
09:37The teacher's daughter, she's 28 children.
09:39Oh, that's so funny.
09:40We can't see.
09:41You can't see.
09:42But look at the show.
09:43But what, sir?
09:44Today, you're a great film of Sharda.
09:45I'm a very big fan of her.
09:46I'm a fan of her.
09:47The girl is dead, right?
09:48Why does she die, sir?
09:49Because she knew she was dead.
09:51That she's my father, she's the single boy.
09:53She is the one of Shakti Kapoor's son.
09:55Oh
10:25I'm
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