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00:00Shout out to Kenny in New York.
00:02Baron Davis is here.
00:03Who do you have to apologize to?
00:05I want to apologize to the women of San Antonio.
00:10Because Ernie...
00:11What happened?
00:12What happened to prompt this?
00:14This has been going on for a good 12 years.
00:17I had cheer rolls last night.
00:20I see what all the excitement is about.
00:25I had cheer rolls last night.
00:26Talk to them, Chuck.
00:27Talk to them.
00:28What was they like?
00:29Man, I was in cheer rolls last night.
00:32Them damn thing good, Ernie.
00:35Them cheer rolls good.
00:36I see where they got all the big old women down in San Antonio.
00:39Man, them cheer rolls are the buff.
00:42Don't break the set, bro.
00:43Cheer roll parties.
00:45I'm telling y'all, man.
00:46Hey, I've got to apologize.
00:49Them cheer rolls.
00:50Have some ice cream with those cheer rolls?
00:52I had vanilla ice cream.
00:53Oh, look at you.
00:54Oh, man.
00:55I had cheer rolls, vanilla ice cream.
00:57So now you can never...
00:58Now you can understand what's going on down in San Antonio.
01:04I spoke with members of the Rockets team who basically their response was they didn't like the attitude of the Clippers.
01:14They didn't like the feeling that maybe a player on their team was attacked.
01:18I said, which player?
01:19Was this about Chris Paul?
01:20And the teammate said, yes, this was very much a rallying around Chris Paul.
01:26They have each other's back.
01:28He said, this team is very together.
01:30And they're always going to respond that way.
01:33And his other response, the way he closed it, was interesting.
01:36He said, we're going to see this team two more times.
01:39We will remember this.
01:40So this feeling, this tension between the two teams will continue on across games.
01:47Ross Gold on Woody.
01:48Thank you very much.
01:50They're not laughing at you.
01:51No.
01:52They're laughing at the incident.
01:54The whole incident.
01:55They don't believe it's got guys.
01:57Wait a minute.
01:58This guy is laughing.
01:59Wait a minute.
01:59I know why you're laughing.
02:00Wait, I played at the NBA for 16 years, and I've been on TV for 18 years.
02:05It's the first time I ever heard police presence.
02:08They got, wait.
02:11Wait.
02:12They got a police presence?
02:14Are you kidding me?
02:16Yeah.
02:17Wait, come on, man.
02:18Humberous social media reports that LAPD was called.
02:23LAPD was called.
02:26See, these two, man.
02:28Come on, man.
02:28They don't know why they're laughing at you.
02:29Come on, man.
02:30Because they, they, they would.
02:33Oh, man.
02:34Come on.
02:35Come on, man.
02:36No, the issue is.
02:36Now, y'all need to stop it, man.
02:38They would relish.
02:39Come on.
02:39For God to come in the locker room after them.
02:41Hey, Chuck.
02:42No.
02:43Hey, Chuck.
02:44I don't know what the name is, but I don't know why.
02:46Hello, police.
02:47Chris Paul trying to beat me up.
02:51This is, hey, this is Blake Griffin.
02:53Chris Paul trying to get in the locker room.
02:55Get down here and save me.
02:58Wait.
02:58Yeah.
02:59Hey, hey, this is the answer, Jordan.
03:02Mike D'Antoni trying to get in the locker room.
03:04I certainly doubt that it was Clipper players who were requesting any kind of thing.
03:08Somebody had to call the police.
03:09Come on.
03:11Two guys who would relish guys coming in their locker room.
03:14Come on, man.
03:14I'm laughing at the fact that Chris Paul is coming to get Blake Griffin.
03:20Blake Griffin.
03:21Oh, my God.
03:21By the way, Trevor Ariza's birthday.
03:23I'm sorry, America.
03:24Two words for you.
03:25Steve Nash and Chris Paul must see TV.
03:29That's more than two words.
03:31You didn't say two words.
03:32You said quick to the point.
03:33You just said I got two words.
03:36Steve Nash and Chris Paul must see TV.
03:38That's why I messed up, because I was trying to think of two words.
03:41I could have said that.
03:42Okay, Nash and Paul.
03:45That's three words.
03:46That's three words.
03:48Wait, I said Nash and Paul.
03:49I got one.
03:51Y'all go count and as a word.
03:54Suddenly, and is not a word.
03:57Nash, Paul.
03:59Have a ref look at a replay, then it takes Charles to get in a pair of skinny jeans.
04:03It was wrong, too.
04:05Well, first of all, Jamal, you're a cashier, so set the hell up.
04:10Nothing wrong with being a cashier.
04:11What's wrong with a cashier?
04:13He might be a cashier.
04:14First of all, a dude can't be a cashier.
04:17No, that might be like an analogy.
04:18You can't go home and tell your kids,
04:20Hey, Dad, how was everything you catch a cashier today?
04:22No, it's an analogy.
04:24Stop that.
04:24It's an analogy.
04:25Come on, man.
04:26A dude can't be a cashier.
04:28No, he's saying he gets a lot of money.
04:30Come on, man.
04:30No, he said he was a cashier.
04:33You can't tell people your dad is a cashier.
04:36It's an analogy.
04:37It's a metaphor.
04:38Hey, you take your kid.
04:39My dad's a policeman.
04:40My dad's a firefighter.
04:41My dad's a lawyer.
04:42What's your dad do?
04:43He a cashier in public?
04:45Are you kidding me?
04:46No, like, Kenny the Jet.
04:47Stop it, man.
04:48I'm not really a Jet.
04:48Chuckster.
04:49I'm not really a Jet.
04:50Come on, Kenny.
04:51Out of line, Chuckster.
04:52Come on, come on, dude.
04:53You can't tell your people.
04:54Out of line.
04:55Come on.
04:55Kemba Walker had 26 points.
04:57I'm not really a Jet.
04:58Hey, and we go to the fourth quarter.
05:01Oh, but you really are real around now.
05:02Oh, man.
05:03And the Phoenix Sun.
05:05Come on, Garty.
05:06Come on.
05:07Come on.
05:08Come on.
05:09Come on, honey.
05:09Come on.
05:10I can't call my daughter and say, honey, don't tell people your dad's a cashier.
05:13It's probably paper or plastic.
05:15What's wrong with being a cashier?
05:16A dude can't be a cashier, man.
05:18I'm just saying it.
05:20Hey, come on.
05:23You can be whatever you want to be.
05:24An honest living is an honest living.
05:26Come on.
05:26A guy making an honest living.
05:28You can't belittle any job.
05:29I'm not belittling any job.
05:30You just did belittle any job.
05:32I'm not trying to belittle the job.
05:34You did.
05:35I can't remember the last time I seen a man who was a cashier.
05:39Jesus.
05:40What stores are you going to?
05:41Unbelievable.
05:42Public.
05:42No, you must be going only to a beauty salon or something like that.
05:45No, no, no, no.
05:47Is there a job in here you wouldn't do?
05:48Any job in here I do.
05:50I'm just making a point.
05:51Why wouldn't you take a cashier?
05:52My man.
05:52Hey, Charles, really quick.
05:54Just say, hey, I was joking.
05:56I take it back.
05:57I'm not taking it back.
05:58Oh, I don't know.
05:59Come on, dude.
06:01If you think I'm going to apologize, you better know.
06:04Oh, man.
06:04Come on, man.
06:05You can bag?
06:06You can be a bagger?
06:07Yeah, you can be a bagger.
06:09The dude just asked us how long is the flight to the moon.
06:12No, no, no.
06:12So I said it was really sad that the astronaut John Glenn died today,
06:17and he was an American hero.
06:18And American Shaq says, how long is that flight to the moon?
06:22How long is the flight to the moon?
06:23We don't know.
06:24No, you don't know.
06:24No, you don't look that far.
06:27It don't look that far.
06:28Just listen to my point right quick.
06:30It's six hours away.
06:31Okay, but just listen to my point.
06:32You can get to the moon in six.
06:33Listen to my point.
06:34If we go outside right now on 1015 Techwood Drive,
06:36I can't see California, but I know it's a five-hour flight.
06:39If I go outside on 1015 Techwood Drive, I can see the moon.
06:43That's why I asked the question, how long is the flight?
06:44This is it, man.
06:45This is it, man.
06:46This is it, Shaq, Shaq.
06:49Shaq, Shaq.
06:50Open up your mind.
06:51How long do you think a flight to the moon is?
06:52Well, you can't see California, so it's got to be shorter.
06:55You said it's shorter to the moon than it is California
07:00because you can see it?
07:01Here in California, it's five.
07:03I'm going to add five.
07:03I'm going to say it's about 10, 11 hours.
07:0510, 11 hours to the moon.
07:07Man, just stop.
07:08It's not?
07:09Is it?
07:09Stop it.
07:11Somebody help me.
07:12Stop it, man.
07:13Somebody please send me a tweet.
07:15Stop it.
07:15Don't be going to send some tweets right now.
07:17Somebody from NASA, please.
07:20Just because you can see the moon and can't see California,
07:23it's a quicker flight?
07:24No, he didn't say that.
07:25No, he doubled it.
07:26I didn't say that.
07:26I didn't say that.
07:27He actually doubled it.
07:29I did double it.
07:30It's about 10 hours.
07:31Oh, my God.
07:32Somebody look it up.
07:33No, I would not be in that speech with him.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:36How long is that flight?
07:38Stop it, man.
07:39Wednesday, December 21st.
07:41Seven hours.
07:42Wednesday, December 21st, 10 o'clock Eastern Time on TVS.
07:47Surprise, Instant Christmas Carol.
07:49He does it for real.
07:50That may, you know, you've had a lot of musical performances.
07:53If you're coming out like this, it's like 1965.
07:55To have us all.
07:56People don't do this no more.
07:57Hey, what are you talking about, man?
07:59This is 2016.
08:00It takes three days to get to the mall.
08:03Oh, good.
08:06So I said 10 hours, so I was 26 hours off.
08:10All right, I'm done.
08:10You're off a little bit.
08:12That looks like a great address to me.
08:13You know, I got this bracelet from a guy in the steam room back in Arizona.
08:16You got a question.
08:18Turn up.
08:18Hey, Kenny, quit asking questions, man.
08:21You got the bracelet from a guy in the steam room.
08:24Explain, please.
08:26Please explain.
08:28So I was saying, I saw this guy wear this in the steam room, and I know this is dark.
08:32So what did you ask him for?
08:34Are you kidding me?
08:35And I did.
08:36We were talking.
08:37I said, man, that's a nice bracelet.
08:38And I said, I had never seen it before.
08:40And I asked him.
08:42I didn't ask him for it.
08:43So we get out of the steam room.
08:46We get dressed.
08:46And he comes off.
08:48He said, man, you can have the bracelet.
08:49That's all right.
08:49Wait.
08:50I had a question.
08:50Were towels on or off in the table?
08:52Towels were on.
08:53OK.
08:53That's all I'm saying, man.
08:55Towels were on.
08:55OK, man.
08:56Hey.
08:57Yo, get out.
08:58You ain't right.
09:00That is, man.
09:02Yo, he got me up.
09:03He's like, ask him about the bracelet.
09:04So I didn't know the story.
09:06Oh, my god.
09:08Towels were on, Chuck?
09:09Towels were on.
09:10But he was a real nice guy.
09:12He gave me.
09:12Obviously.
09:13He was really nice.
09:14Oh, yeah.
09:15In the steam room.
09:16And I guess, was it a steamer or a sauna?
09:19It's just sand.
09:19It was a sauna.
09:20OK.
09:21No, no, it was the steam room, actually.
09:23How'd you see that in the steam room?
09:25The bulldogs in the steam room and bulldogs?
09:28This is like sand from the Black Sea.
09:30Yeah.
09:31And this is, uh.
09:31You know what?
09:32Nobody's listening.
09:32Don't shout him out his name.
09:33Nobody cares.
09:34America's Greatest Makers, that's a great bracelet, man.
09:37Hey, man, y'all can't make me feel bad.
09:38We had our ties on every two minutes on the steam room.
09:41Y'all hate us, dude.
09:43I'm not saying them anything on.
09:45I just try.
09:46You ever see yourself admitting, yeah, the guy in the steam room
09:48gave me his bracelet.
09:50I don't see that.
09:51Don't tell nobody else that story, Chuck.
09:53You're just too late.
09:54You're too honest, man.
09:55Y'all hate me, man.
09:56That's your problem, man.
09:57You a waste of time.
09:57Whatever your name is.
09:58You couldn't just say hello.
09:59You don't even know his name.
10:00I don't know his name.
10:01I don't know his name.
10:02He gave you a bracelet in the steam room as he was rubbing oil
10:06on your back.
10:06That is so empty.
10:07You don't even know his name.
10:08Oh, man.
10:09Oh.
10:10The guy's rubbing oil on your back.
10:11No, he wasn't rubbing oil on your back.
10:12He gave me his bracelet.
10:14No, he was rubbing oil on my back, man.
10:16Hey, man, whatever your name is, thank you for my bracelet.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:39Look at this.
10:40You got me crying, man.
10:43Hey, man.
10:48Come on, man.
10:57Hey, can I get your bracelet, please?
10:59Oh, can I have your bracelet?
11:01Oh, nice bracelet, big guy.
11:03Whatever your name is, thank you for the bracelet.
11:07Whatever you are, thank you for the bracelet.
11:10Man, thank you.
11:11Oh, my gosh.
11:12Oh, my gosh, man.
11:13You're hilarious, Chuck.
11:14I'll tell you something.
11:15Women be milking that baby thing, too.
11:17Oh, okay.
11:18Hey, hey, hey, hey.
11:21Hey, hey, hey, it can't be nearly as bad as playing a basketball game with a sprained ankle.
11:25It is.
11:26There it is.
11:27I tried to stop you.
11:28Heard me trying to stop you.
11:29I'm telling you.
11:30Hey, hey, why you never buy your woman a watch?
11:35Why you said you never buy a woman a watch?
11:36Cause there's a clock on the stove.
11:38clock on the stove I just I always wondered why you know come on Ernie say that again Chuck
11:50shake that thing go get it shake that thing back that ass up oh hey hey why don't you hey
11:56do me a favor will you take it take it a step too far will you do me a favor and take it
12:02go get it go go they gotta go get it back that went up we don't need him to go there again
12:19shout out to juvenile that's your record Ernie wait I thought that was uh no it's juvenile well
12:28anyway you know you know you like doom doom not like you're throwing things and joking at people
12:33you threw one water balloon too many yeah sure it goes girl you look good won't you
12:39I thought that was an old rapper yeah it is yeah juvenile is not I mean juvenile is old
12:47juvenile is older past adolescent and now grown man girl you look good won't you
12:53I forget no I thought it was the other guy come on Chuck one time girl you look good won't you
13:00no hey man you got Ernie you thought it was Lil Wayne no you thought it was Lil Wayne no it's the same
13:05back in the day he had a couple he had a couple now went to adolescent girl you look good
13:10girl you look good girl go get it girl
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