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00:00as all romantics know true love begins with a balcony
00:06but was there ever a love story of more war than this of six juliettes and their romeo
00:18where's our six penises
00:19we're looking back at a week of two households
00:24and like in all good drama we have comedy
00:32tragedy romance star-crossed lovers and wit worthy of shakespeare himself
00:47calm for the cock
00:49it's like a midsummer's night dream
00:52make that a nightmare
00:54and just like a shakespeare play it goes on for ages
00:58and no one has a clue what the characters are talking about
01:01a cosy cosy
01:02i literally pushed noses down the river nile
01:05so forget to be or not to be
01:08because we have a bigger question
01:10moon landing a hoax
01:11potentially
01:12buckle up for castle week
01:14castle
01:14it's love island unseen bit
01:18proper cloudy
01:35look at that
01:36yeah
01:36oh my jeez
01:41is that one coming this way
01:42yeah oh wow
01:45it's all the bad here sometimes
01:49yeah i can imagine
01:51whoa this is love island
01:56we don't do bad weather
01:58fortunately we have the power to wind the clock back to a time before ill feelings
02:08go on carry on
02:10don't mind me
02:11a time before things got messy
02:14didn't need that did i
02:20when everyone had each other's backs
02:22do you want me to do your back guys
02:24i don't mind
02:26so let's get back to an era i call bc
02:32no not bubbly corner
02:34it stands for before casa
02:37so grab the popcorn and let's take a nostalgia trip to a more innocent time
02:41although not that much more innocent
02:43open your goal
02:45bigger or wider than that
02:46it's going to need to go way wider than that
02:48let's get those tongues wagging
02:53this is love island unseen bits
02:56at the end of last week ben had a huge decision to make and he couldn't have been happier about it
03:08i'm just going to have to just choose one
03:13so the girl i want to couple up with is
03:15shakira
03:18so we sent ben and shakira away to work on that you've heard of a bottomless brunch
03:34well this is more of a banterless brunch
03:36great chat guys and here are some more
03:42it's a love island unseen brunch
03:45do you cut up cross ones yeah like that
03:47well it's a bit big isn't it
03:49no
03:51it's soft in the middle it looks crispy
03:54oh well that was great wasn't it
03:56missed my plate
03:58i'm more like oh i'm more like
04:04what color is grumpiness
04:09you should be able to know this one you tell me what color grump
04:12gray yeah you should definitely know that
04:17yes
04:19you know what that thing in the back of your throat's called
04:24yeah the uvula
04:26wait which bit are you talking about the dangly thing
04:28oh is it oh it's called that
04:30no
04:38i went down the wrong hole
04:41no i was wrong they don't mind that
04:46and he's real
04:50are they
04:51t you know the thing at the back of your throat the thing that dang like dangles
04:55no that's not your tonsils no the one that dangles down that's your tonsils no it's not
04:59no it's not what is the fuck is that there a uvula like in the side
05:03what's it called the uvula what the big dangly yeah yeah that's your tonsils no
05:08because you have tonsillitis bro you don't take the dangly things in your throat do you
05:12i thought it was your tonsils what are you two talking about yeah yeah
05:15no it's good romantic guys what color is excitement
05:25i don't know what color control it excitement's probably like hot pink
05:32to me what's hot pink like really really bright pink
05:36yeah i'm bored asking that me too i'm off to meet a new bombshell uvula
05:51here's a question that nobody wants after a big brunch who fancies a game of football
05:57boys please stand in front of the fire pitch the players lined up in two teams ready for kickoff and
06:04believe me it is about to kick off as there isn't a terrace big enough to handle this rowdy crowd
06:14they think it's all over hi boys it is now
06:19we'll see you a casa amor and so it was time for the boys to play away
06:28yeah
06:28yeah
06:30yeah
06:30yeah
06:31yeah
06:32yeah
06:34yeah
06:34oh shit
06:36oh i'm lost my slide now
06:38i'm lost my slide now
06:40on the head ben
06:41yeah
06:42yeah
06:44yeah
06:44yeah
06:46yeah
06:46yes
07:04it's
07:07before walking out onto the hallowed astroturf of Casa Moore in search of a
07:13new keeper what's going on let's blow the whistle and bring on some unseen own
07:20goals say my name Dejan yeah you say it wrong am I yeah how do I say Dejan
07:27they call me big D big T my dad really really that's good to it you don't feel
07:49like you could take me home no you know give me a little bit of praise I can talk
07:53for England I like that no yeah you don't have a conversation with a brick wall
07:57yeah is that where you're kind of conversation with me
08:00is that what you're trying to do exactly can only do I know what is that boys what
08:11even is that I'm not blaming you at all so much to discuss
08:22what between us hmm do you think there's a lot of it sir yeah fly on your head yeah
08:30well give that fly a red card with the boys of the Casa naturally the girls were
08:44heartbroken for about five seconds if you could have your dream man walking right
08:50now what would he look like don't say your partner no no no no yeah okay so if I could
08:56have my dream man walk in it'll be Damsin Idris okay yeah so guys if anyone like that
09:02looks like Damsin Idris walks in that's my did you wish
09:05I want my neighbor to walk in sadly Damsin Idris and Tony's neighbor were unavailable as they were
09:14booked for Love Island USA this year but girls give me some ideas of what you're looking for and I'll
09:20I'll see what you can do thank you bring my neighbor in he's really hot well you
09:26stop banging on about your neighbor Tony Shakira show them how it's done I love a
09:31Northerner I'm really upset there's no Scouts or Jordan I'm really surprised oh yeah there's no Scouts
09:35you listen to me right now I want a sexy Scouser right he's got to have more than six GCSEs and
09:44past maths and English preferably B plus we're manifesting right okay I want a tanned sexy
09:54yeah what else girls what traits do we want in men we're manifesting I don't know what traits
09:59there's funny athletic athletic yeah really confident tattoos six-pack really fucking tall
10:15funny fit smart yes funny we confident hilarious tattoo loyal not a whore yes he could be a whore for me
10:25scouse hell the fuck off my fax the Scouser yeah all right you could have that one I'll take him off
10:34you after yeah I was gonna say you were having me anyway do you know what yeah I don't know what
10:40Scouse is what's the Scouse a Scouse is basically everything you just asked for but with a unique
10:44way of saying shaken after a quiet afternoon the girls are getting ready for the evening but without
10:57boys around I suspect some of them may have some leftover energy to burn off I just like a stool pyramid
11:03I know I'm hoping for but we'll have to stay tuned to
11:33find out
11:36no I don't need no explanation of some deep conversation
11:56andrada no bid buddha sitting in casa no as fata
12:03yeah okay do it again do it again do it again do it again do it again we don't have time to do it
12:08again girls we need to crackle with more Love Island Unseen Bits
12:11so sit back and let us spoon feed you the taste is unseen action from the villa this lot really are a handful
12:28oh so expect belly laughs I mean that's you have the belly button
12:33Pearson
12:35oh
12:37everyone's got belly button mate
12:39I've got an out
12:40oh no any
12:41yeah
12:42so limber up
12:43for some serious bed hopping
12:45for some serious bed hopping
12:47for Love Island Unseen Bits
12:50just keep dancing
12:54before the break the girls are playing jenga with the furniture
13:01do you still
13:02do you still
13:03well
13:04well
13:05I've been
13:06next
13:07yeah
13:08no no we're not having another big box
13:11that's giving health and safety risk if she gets a pull off
13:14oh they just took it down again I was hoping one of them would try to sit on a stool and fall off
13:20HALLELUJAH, MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED
13:29Is it still all tied down?
13:33It wasn't even that much of a health and safety risk. The boys are outside building a lighthouse by balancing the fire pit on top of bean bags
13:40Tommy knows that the first night in Casa should be celebrated with a toast as everyone is about to have an experience unlike anything they've had before
13:58Here's the beautiful girls, beautiful people, great memories, Casa!
14:03Except hang on a minute, some of you have been here before, well not here, there must be an identical looking villa next door
14:12Remember this unseen bit Giorgio
14:20You could be worse, you could have sangria down your top
14:24Imagine that, walking into the Love Island villa and you had a t-shirt that's got a sangria down
14:30Never get a second chance to make a first impression and you look like a donut
14:35You are lucky Giorgio, as this time you do get a second chance to make a first impression
14:40This time, mind your drink
14:43It's beautiful girls, beautiful people
14:49Holy shit! Is that red light?
14:51Yeah
14:52Mate, you need to chill out with your hands
14:54Oh no
14:55You didn't need that on a big night
14:57Beautiful girls, beautiful people
14:59Oh no
15:02Oh gee, I'm so sorry
15:04Oh no
15:05Oh, go on then Giorgio, just for you, you can have a third chance to make a first impression
15:12Do you have any hidden talents?
15:14Erm, do you ever watch Little Britain?
15:15Oh, I love it
15:16Did you?
15:17I love that show
15:18You know, er, Marjorie Deutsch, you know, fat fighters
15:21Oh yes
15:22So I can do, I can do that
15:24Do it right now
15:25Oh no
15:28Welcome to set fighters
15:30That's it
15:31Oh my god
15:33Oh my god
15:38That was so good
15:39Today, I'm gonna speak about cravings
15:41Oh my god
15:42Oh my god
15:43Oh my god
15:44Oh my god
15:45That was so unexpected
15:46That was so good
15:48Surprise me
15:49Surprise me too
15:50I can't believe you got through the last swig without spilling a drop
15:53Back at the villa with no boys around to impress the girls can let loose and relax
16:05Although I find you can get too loose and too relaxed
16:08Actually, no, I'd rather
16:09I don't
16:10Oh
16:11Oh
16:12What the fuck was that?
16:16That was an airy fart, girl
16:18I bet that fucking stink
16:20Was that Emily?
16:21No, it was Helena
16:22It was Helena
16:23That breaks
16:25Helena's followed through
16:27Helena, that's disgusting
16:28I've just dribbled
16:31I love how people automatically assume it's me
16:34No, because if it was Emily, I'd be scared
16:36No need to ask what Helena's been eating as you can all taste it in the air
16:40But what's Tony eating now?
16:43What are they supposed to taste like?
16:46I don't know, prone cocktail?
16:48But then I got...
16:49Then I got paprika taste
16:51Not prone cocktail
16:54That's a real flavour, you know
16:56Of chips?
16:57Yeah, but is that why you were laughing?
16:59Yes
17:00That's a really British crisp
17:01That's disgusting
17:02Fucking love prone cocktail
17:04Ew
17:05Guys, Tony's never had a prone cocktail crisp
17:07She thought I was taking the piss
17:09No, no, no, no
17:10No, they're lash
17:11They're banging, they're actual banging
17:12That's so disgusting
17:14They're well good
17:16And if you don't fancy eating a prone cocktail crisp, Tony
17:19Wait till you hear what Shakira's ordered for supper
17:22Where's our six penises?
17:24I'm not surprised
17:25Why?
17:26We never get spoiled
17:27Yeah, that's true actually
17:28Wrong show Shakira, this is Love Island
17:29We don't do bush tucker trials
17:31Wrong show Shakira
17:32Wrong show Shakira, this is Love Island
17:33Wrong show Shakira, this is Love Island
17:34We don't do bush tucker trials
17:36It's bedtime at Casa and it may be the first night but Tommy is already getting some great tongue action
17:49Oh, tongue brush of love
17:50Yeah
17:51Do you use one as well?
17:52No, I can't
17:53I'm the only one that uses this
17:55I don't know, I look like a bit of a prick when I do it
17:58I don't even know if I'm doing it right, I'll be honest, I've never read the instructions
18:07I'm sorry, Charlie, but honestly, like
18:09Does it look alright?
18:11Does it look like I'm doing it the right way?
18:13No, no, no
18:14No, I can't
18:17No, I can't
18:18I can't
18:19Go on, I'll let you brush your teeth
18:21No, I've done my teeth
18:22I've done my teeth
18:23I've done my teeth
18:24I've done my teeth
18:25I've done my teeth
18:26I've done my teeth
18:27I've done my teeth
18:28I've done my teeth
18:29What?
18:30Why would you expect me to do it?
18:31I can't
18:32I can't
18:33I need my mouthwash, don't make me laugh
18:35I'm sorry
18:38Sorry
18:43Sorry
18:44Sorry
18:45Sorry
18:46Sorry
18:47We're too far
18:48Oh
18:49Oh God, horrible
18:53I'm telling you, one of the best things I've ever thought
18:56You brush
18:57Oh, fucking hell
18:59You've done that, I've done that, I've done that at all
19:02Thanks boys, but in the future, it might be best you just leave the gags to me
19:07Oh fucking hell, it's still over
19:16With the boys in Casa, the girls were patiently waiting
19:19It felt like they can before the...
19:21Wait, how does the phrase go again?
19:23The calm before the cock
19:24Ah
19:26Come on
19:27Come on boys
19:28Give us something
19:29Please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit
19:33Well girls, good things come to those who wait
19:36And wait
19:37Is anyone's heart over going?
19:38Yeah, mine is
19:39I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man
19:40I got skin in the game, yeah
19:41I got skin in the game, yeah
19:42I got skin in the game, yeah
19:43And wait
19:44Can I hear him?
19:45Oh my God
19:46And wait
19:47Can I hear him?
19:48Oh my God
19:49And wait
19:51Kidneys girls, the waiting is almost over
20:04Almost
20:05When I sit like this, can you see my tits?
20:08No
20:09Is there a nipple slip?
20:10Like
20:23I feel like there is
20:24I can't see any
20:25Let me push it off
20:31I'm going to melt
20:33Oh there's a breeze here
20:34Who's the man?
20:35Who's the man?
20:37Sorry girls, the boys normally come quicker than that.
20:52Things got hot and steamy in Casa, so Andrada is wondering why no one is taking advantage
20:57of the facilities to cool down.
20:59No one really uses the pool as much, isn't there?
21:01I'll dip in there later.
21:02I've been trying to tell her to get in there.
21:04I'd love to jump in.
21:05But she just wants to go in like, yeah, jump in, but she's like, I just want to go in
21:11and like, you know, when they're just holding, I'm saying, let's go and do some fucking handstands,
21:15girl.
21:16Andrada, don't listen to Harry.
21:18There is a very good reason that no one is using the pool today, and it's all to do with
21:23what happened yesterday when the boys were handling their nuggets.
21:27What the fuck have you given me that?
21:29Oi, don't stop, all stops, tits for hands.
21:32What are you doing?
21:33What are you doing?
21:34Why are you chucking a chicken nugget in the pool?
21:36Because I just thought he was going to catch it.
21:38You fucking...
21:39Bro, you're not going to get it.
21:40You've got to get that.
21:41You've got to get that.
21:42Where is it?
21:43To the bottom.
21:44Why is there a chicken nugget there?
21:46You've got to catch the front of the nugget in the pool.
21:47Oh, no.
21:48How did you do that?
21:49I didn't get any attention.
21:50Wait, bro.
21:51Where actually is it?
21:52At the bottom.
21:53Go on, then.
21:54Oh, my.
21:55Yeah, nice you.
21:56Now, just put your head under.
21:57No, but I don't have nothing.
21:58You have to.
21:59What?
22:00What?
22:01You picked it up with your totes?
22:03It was a bit silly from you, wasn't it, B?
22:05Oh, B, you're going to have to get your head under.
22:07They don't have goggles for them.
22:09Yeah, but I can't put my oz open under.
22:11What?
22:12You can grab that, surely?
22:13Yeah.
22:14Wait, I'll kick it up.
22:16So, the nugget got away and hasn't been seen since.
22:19Now, the pool is riddled with bacteria and it's completely out of bounds.
22:23Are you hairy?
22:25Pills.
22:26Oh!
22:27Oh!
22:28Oh!
22:29Oh!
22:30Oh!
22:31Why does nobody ever listen?
22:33If you find that nugget, I'll have it.
22:39Here's an unseen bit of Andrada talking about her feelings towards Dijon.
22:44Oh, 100%.
22:45I'm not going to just be, just because I know he misses.
22:47That doesn't mean I'm not going to continue chatting to him.
22:49Because that means that I'm now letting myself go.
22:51No, I'm still going to talk to him the way I want to talk to him,
22:53because if it's meant to be, we'll be.
22:55It's nice.
22:56He's a lover, yeah, to be fair.
22:58So, yeah, we shall see, guys.
23:00We shall see.
23:01I feel like I just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at.
23:03Come back after the break to find out.
23:05Oh, I've been there!
23:09Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:26Cause it feels so mystical, magical.
23:32Where we bless you with hidden gems.
23:35And germs.
23:40We let the Islanders open up.
23:42And be deep and meaningful.
23:47So take a good look.
23:52You're looking good, you know.
23:54Because this is Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:57Have I got a bite on my back?
23:59It's really itchy.
24:00Not bites.
24:01Bits.
24:02Before the break, Andrada was talking to Newcastle girls about Dijon.
24:15Yeah, we shall see, guys.
24:16We shall see.
24:17I feel like I just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at.
24:20Boo!
24:21I've been there!
24:22This is a fly on you.
24:25It's over there now, girl.
24:26Don't worry.
24:27Fuck off.
24:28It was on your nail.
24:29Oh.
24:30Be careful, Andrada.
24:31Looks like Dijon has the whole place bugged.
24:32He's got flies everywhere.
24:33With the Casa boys finally in the villa, it was time for them to get to know the girls
24:37and I hope they don't get cold feet.
24:38I shall have a need this drink.
24:39What's up?
24:40It's hot anyway, you guys.
24:41You're not going to get away from it.
24:42Oh, fippin'.
24:43No!
24:44Oh, my socks.
24:45Don't dry out.
24:46Don't dry out.
24:47Don't dry out.
24:48Oh.
24:49Oh.
24:50Oh.
24:51Oh.
24:52Oh.
24:53Oh.
24:54Oh.
24:55Oh.
24:56Oh.
24:57Oh.
24:58Oh.
24:59Oh.
25:00Oh.
25:01Oh.
25:02Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:04Oh.
25:05Oh.
25:06Oh.
25:07Oh.
25:08Oh.
25:09Oh.
25:10That's the best thing ever.
25:11I told you.
25:12Your ass will be wet if you don't sit on a pillow.
25:14Yeah.
25:15Okay.
25:16You're half German.
25:17Guten taggy.
25:18Guten tag.
25:19Do you eat like the frankfurters and that?
25:20No, I hate them.
25:21I like schnitzel.
25:22A schnitzel?
25:23That's just straight pork.
25:25Pig.
25:26Chicken.
25:27No, it ain't.
25:28Yeah, I have the chicken schnitzel.
25:29There's no such thing as a chicken schnitzel.
25:30Yes, there is.
25:31Are you joking?
25:32I've never had a...
25:33When I went to...
25:34Where's Austria?
25:35I don't know.
25:36You're a flight attendant.
25:37I know.
25:38Where are you from?
25:40East London.
25:41East London, Dagnum.
25:42So not East London.
25:43Essex, but...
25:44So not East London.
25:45Those are three different places.
25:46I mean, I'm inside the M25, so...
25:47Right.
25:48I'm just going to say that's East London.
25:49What did you say you did for a living?
25:50Power network maintenance engineer.
25:51It's just like, yeah, keeping the power...
25:52Okay.
25:53...in the house sort of thing.
25:54Thanks.
25:55Thanks.
25:56It's alright.
25:57I got used on one.
25:58It's appreciated.
25:59I used to base the attractiveness of the boys I could get, like dribbling on my teeth.
26:02Sorry, go on.
26:03Ignore that.
26:04Running down my cheek.
26:05How tall are you?
26:06I'm 190, like 6'2".
26:07Fuck.
26:08Is that okay or what?
26:09I don't use that system.
26:106'2", 6'3".
26:11Okay, there you go.
26:12You are 5' something.
26:135'5".
26:145'5".
26:155'5".
26:165'5".
26:175'5".
26:185'5".
26:195'5".
26:205'5".
26:215'5".
26:225'5".
26:235'5".
26:245'5".
26:255'5".
26:265'5".
26:275'5".
26:285'5".
26:295'5".
26:305'5".
26:315'5".
26:325'5".
26:335'5".
26:345'5".
26:355'5".
26:36Really?
26:37Where are you from?
26:38Southampton.
26:39Southampton?
26:40Yeah.
26:41Do you know where that is?
26:42I do still.
26:43Where is it?
26:44It's, like, next to, like, Northampton, no?
26:45Near Northampton?
26:46Near Northampton?
26:47Like, wait, if Southampton's here...
26:48No!
26:49Northampton's all the way up.
26:51Southampton's right at the bottom.
26:52You know, like, Bournemouth, Portsmouth?
26:54Is it, like, a Westampton?
26:56Or a Eastampton?
26:57No.
26:58I'm getting a better sort of inkling of the people that I'm going to, like,
27:02maybe explore a little bit more with.
27:04Yeah.
27:05Okay, Dora.
27:06Okay, Dora.
27:07Oh, that's so funny.
27:10That's what Tony says to Harrison.
27:13Go explore then, Dora.
27:15Hey!
27:16Hey, that's a good point.
27:20Let's see if Dora has been exploring.
27:24Dora!
27:25Oh!
27:26Come on, Dora.
27:27All right.
27:29Alright.
27:30Let's go.
27:36Dora, Dora, Dora.
27:38The Explorer.
27:39You sound super cool.
27:42Los, Los, Los.
27:43We need your help.
27:44You got your backpack.
27:45Let's go.
27:46Jump in.
27:47You can leave the wait.
27:53flute, justement,hovah.
27:56Let's go.
27:57Dora is exploring real bad! Someone gave that man a map!
28:14The announcement of raunchy races sent a jolt of excitement, cursing through Casa and the villa.
28:20And the stakes were high as the winner would earn themselves a party.
28:25The oldest girl must lick the six-pack of the fittest boy.
28:31But who could do it the fastest?
28:37Emma and Connor were the fastest.
28:38Who's Emma?
28:40Oh, that's... That's Harry's ex.
28:43Raunchy races, the name Emma, this is all giving me deja vu.
28:49Who the fuck is Emma?
28:52Who's Emma?
28:55Oh!
28:57Fuck you Emma!
28:59Fuck off Emma!
29:01Guys, this is Unseen Bits. Let's see something we haven't seen before.
29:05One, two, three, four!
29:07One, two, three, four!
29:11That's more like it.
29:13Oh my gosh!
29:15The islander who's travelled the furthest to find love must put the boy or girl they fancy the most in their favourite sex position.
29:21Australia, Australia, Australia!
29:23Just, what are you doing?
29:25Sit down, sit down!
29:27Nah, but you should have just bent over there.
29:29Go, Tony! Go, go, go, go!
29:31Sit down!
29:32Quick!
29:33One!
29:34Right, get up! Get up! Get up!
29:35Get up!
29:37She went, woo!
29:39So in the bedroom, do you do that as well?
29:41Yeah!
29:43I think we're good. I think we're good, lads.
29:45Up, down, bang!
29:47Literally!
29:49Casa win.
29:50Yes!
29:57The girl whose name come last in the alphabet must snog every boy.
30:00Yeah, it's quick, guys, quick, quick, quick!
30:01Quick, quick, quick, quick!
30:02Quick ones, quick ones, quick ones, quick ones.
30:04Fuckin' hell!
30:06Go, go, go, go!
30:08Go, go, go, go, go, go!
30:11Quick, quick, quick!
30:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
30:15Yes!
30:20This ain't time for posture, babe!
30:22This is time for snogging!
30:24Guys, she went to kiss real!
30:26So come now, boy!
30:27I kiss the girls, the girls!
30:29I had teeth crush, bro.
30:31Teat crush!
30:33The boys were just sat there, I was like,
30:35Fuckin' stand up!
30:36Yeah.
30:37Hey, hey, hey, hey!
30:38Yo, main villa wins.
30:40Whoa!
30:41What?
30:42Whoop!
30:43Whoop!
30:44Whoop!
30:45Whoop!
30:46Whoop!
30:47Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!
30:50Nellie!
30:51That's what I like to see.
30:52Fuck no!
30:53Graceful in victory, the essence of good sportsmanship.
30:57being in casa is all about finding a good match and harry and rio are taking that literally
31:09i've got a multi-colored shirt i'll go for it then yeah i'll wear the multi-colored shirt
31:13so we can have a little multi-colored action yeah like um matchy matchy what's that uh
31:21is it jason and the technicolor dream coat joseph joseph that's it
31:26jason yeah do you know i have biblical dreams all the time like i actually think i'm a prophet
31:31or something biblical yeah are you quite religious no but ever since i was tiny i've had like proper
31:39biblical dreams like every five four or five years i'll have like a bible dream first one was i
31:45literally pushed moses down the river nile yeah like it was vivid remember it i've been swallowed
31:51by a whale um like jonah no i was there when the red sea was parted
31:58um what was the other one how did that go how did that happen do you know what what a moment that was
32:03what a moment that was that's wild yeah i didn't when was your last one when did you last have a
32:12biblical dream about three years ago it was the whale one okay so you that's probably you're probably
32:16a jew one i think i think i think i'm jew yeah i wonder what it's gonna be but i've not had joseph
32:21in the day yeah so maybe that's the next long i'll let you know yeah keep me posted
32:27i'm not sure harry is religious real he thinks jesus's parents were mary and jason
32:33the new boys are on a grafting break and have you ever wondered what question keeps the people of
32:45barnes lay up at night do you think we're landing at moon oh oh that was fake i i just think if we did
32:52why have we not gone back since that's where it is we've got much better technology now yeah moon
32:58landing a hoax potentially i don't i just don't know what about pyramids because how how did the
33:04pyramids get built yeah that's a good one ain't no way no but there's aliens like they rolled loads
33:10of stuff like they had like stuff that was like circular and they rolled to build the pyramids yeah
33:16this isn't a conspiracy theory but what came first the chicken or the egg i'm sure the science knows
33:23the answer to that question i feel like it has to be the chicken though but how did the chicken
33:27get there few genetic mutate how did anything get here we mutated cells mutate but that is madden
33:33when you think about it how did nothing become something like there was just a ball of hot gas
33:39and rock and then it just started getting weird and fucking and then then we arrived yeah
33:43who figured out that milk came from cows
33:47i don't know well is it like you know when human women are milking
33:56obviously they get to the point where if they don't release the milk if they don't feed the baby
34:00then it just comes out anyway so maybe somebody saw in a field that's what you want somebody just
34:04was looking in a field and going that cow is leaking guys do you know how much weight one uh one breast
34:11from the cow like from boob from booby how heavy it is yeah how heavy it is one uh breast of the
34:17others order yeah this thing yeah yeah yeah how heavy are you asking or you know i know i'm asking
34:23you do you know no two kilos 50 kg bro 50 kg 50 kg 50 kg one yeah i we need to fact check that the
34:30whole other i feel like maybe but is it full of milk you can't just chop that's like chopping a nipple
34:36off and saying that's going to be 10 kilos that's heavy that so it's getting deep yeah man
34:42probably won't make it on air it will make it on air and we'll milk it for all it's worth
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36:03will the world keep spinning round now if i stay
36:23welcome back to love island unseen bits where the boys are up to no good
36:34so take a seat but not on your hairbrush andrada why am i like this as we're about to conclude our castle
36:54there are more kisses coming so you might want to freshen up
36:58there are more kisses coming so you might want to freshen up
37:02or maybe not
37:04you're watching love island unseen bits
37:14time is running out for the new boys to impress the girls luckily cash is there to teach them his skills
37:21in the bedroom i'll teach you not like uh it's gotta be simple
37:25some footwork i do on stage just slow it down
37:28or like yeah extra slow it's just slow it's just slow yeah
37:31here then toe here
37:33heel
37:34in
37:36yeah yeah
37:37yeah
37:49go again here here here heel in
37:51there you go heel heel toe toe in heel heel back
37:57yeah alright
37:59tap tap tap tap
38:03okay
38:09we have a request yeah so after this when we do this we're all going to go like
38:15the boris like finish it finish it guys
38:20i'm with that so tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
38:24i like that
38:26wait i want to see boris do that at the front
38:29you leave that at the front like the wolf or the whole thing bro
38:35i thought the boys could pick it up pretty well and they did they smashed it
38:38boris surprised me i didn't expect boris to catch it as good as he did and
38:41even ended up adding in his own
38:43off off you like to call it five six seven eight
38:47pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop uh i took it seriously because you never know maybe once i come
38:58out from here i'm gonna try to be professional professional dancer five six seven eight
39:05pop pop pop pop
39:10We're good, bro.
39:26Some islanders go to Casa for love, some go to prove their loyalty,
39:31but Lucy is there studying English as a foreign language.
39:35Right, go on, give me a little English lesson.
39:38Do you know what intellectual means? No.
39:40Do you know what discombobulated means? Discombobulated.
39:42Because that word sounds confusing to me, I'd just say it's confusing.
39:46Yeah, basically.
39:47But Lucy isn't the only one learning new things.
39:49This is...
39:51School of Casa.
39:53That's so cute.
39:55Cosy?
39:56Cosy, isn't it?
39:58Carsey? No, a cosy.
40:00Oh, cosy.
40:02A cosy? It's cosy, the accent.
40:04What are you talking? Cosy. Cosy.
40:06That's a swimming cosy.
40:08Cosy is like, oh, my God, I've never heard of that before in my life.
40:11Oh!
40:12What's tea?
40:13In the evening?
40:14Dinner's lunch, yeah?
40:15What do you say, like, supper?
40:16No.
40:17Like, the last supper?
40:19No, like, I say I'll have my tea, and then if I go, I'll have a little snack in the night.
40:23That's supper, yeah.
40:24What's supper?
40:25Suppers after dinner, tea.
40:26Oh.
40:27Oh.
40:28I love the way you say it, too.
40:29Suppers.
40:30And he said his...
40:31What do you say his ten-ons were?
40:32Physical touch, kisses and foreplay.
40:34Oh!
40:35What's that mean?
40:36Oh!
40:37I think...
40:38I think I'm too young to know that.
40:39What...
40:40What's that mean?
40:41LAUGHTER
40:42What did I say?
40:43I've never heard it like that, in that...
40:45In that...
40:46What's that?
40:47Yeah, what's that?
40:48Just tell me now.
40:49What is it?
40:50Like, dirty talk?
40:51It's like the build-up.
40:52Oh!
40:53Hey, do you know what I mean?
40:55Do you know what I mean?
40:58Good try, good try.
41:00Ten for effing.
41:02Don't be disheartened if they don't pick it up straight away, Lucy.
41:06Saying that, I spent three months trying to teach my dog to skateboard.
41:09Total waste of time.
41:11It's...
41:18Major Bonanza!
41:21Casa edition.
41:23Aftersun.
41:24Major Bonanza!
41:27Yeah, that's what I meant.
41:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:29I'll get it right next week.
41:30And this week I asked to see our Islanders best dance moves.
41:34Guys, I can't dance.
41:36Double shimmy shimmy.
41:37Popping and locking.
41:39One of these.
41:41We'll do a bit of this.
41:45No!
41:46Yeah, you want to get cash in here, I'll show you some dance moves.
41:48It's pretty easy then.
41:49What did I just show you?
41:54This is my signature.
41:55It's called the Dirt Bounce.
41:56And you just bounce.
42:00But I can't really twerk anymore, I don't think.
42:03That's my best one.
42:06I can really move my hips well now.
42:08Mmm.
42:09Okay, no, that's really bad.
42:11It's actually quite good.
42:12That's a scary thing.
42:13I think I was just born with it.
42:14I could have came out of the womb doing it, to be honest.
42:19Just a little...
42:21Concentration.
42:23Woo!
42:25That's literally what I do.
42:26I don't really dance.
42:27Just with shoulders, you know, like nonchalant.
42:30Pa, pa, pa, pa.
42:32Hold on, let me just loosen up a little bit.
42:34There it is.
42:36If you don't see you, uh-huh.
42:37Now you're already close to her.
42:39Ah, pa.
42:40Bet you reckon poor boys with this one.
42:42Do you reckon?
42:43Pa.
42:44And you go on the right side.
42:45Left side.
42:46Yeah.
42:47Yeah.
42:49There it is.
42:51Yeah, that's the angle.
42:55In the shower.
42:57Shower.
42:58You even do start doing the alphabet.
42:59You do A.
43:01B.
43:02C.
43:03That's a good one.
43:04This one.
43:05Like you've got a headache.
43:06I can't cushion.
43:08Let's just give it to that.
43:09F.
43:10G.
43:11That's a good one, because you go back that way.
43:12Go H.
43:13And then go back down.
43:14So much easier to settle with someone.
43:19Oh, my God.
43:20Should I do the robot?
43:21Everyone says I'm AI-generated anyway, so...
43:27That was so shit.
43:35Here we see the FGH.
43:36I.
43:37And then go.
43:38And then go back that way.
43:39And I have to say, I'm a real human.
43:41I'm not AI-generated.
43:42I wish I was, though.
43:43I do feel like an alien sometimes.
43:49I feel like Peter Crouch.
43:52K.
43:53That was a bad K, but you know.
43:56And done.
43:58Done.
43:59See ya.
44:00Come back next time for some more...
44:01Peter Bonanza!
44:02With Casa over, we found ourselves round the fire pit.
44:15And there was healing...
44:18There was not enough dressing tables for all these heels walking in.
44:21Reeling.
44:23Fuck off.
44:25What the fuck?
44:27And then Emily and Giorgio were sent wheeling.
44:31Oh, for FG's sake!
44:32But for the survivors, the true horrors of what went on in Casa were still to be revealed.
44:44Where's our six penises?
44:46I'm sorry.
44:47I'm sorry.
44:48I'm sorry.
44:49I'm sorry.
44:50Come back tomorrow night for the fallout.
44:52I'm sorry.
44:53I'm sorry.
44:54I'm sorry.
44:55Come back tomorrow night for the fallout.
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