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  • 5 days ago
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00:00:00Oh, my God, that's Christopher Stinnett, state candidate.
00:00:11He's so hot.
00:00:13I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:16Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19Pleasure to see him.
00:00:20Absolutely.
00:00:26Pleasure to see him.
00:00:30Thanks.
00:00:32Mr. Stinnett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you.
00:00:40And you are?
00:00:40Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Well, are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:55Well, excuse me for a second.
00:01:00Let's go upstairs together, handsome.
00:01:11Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:13Don't deny it.
00:01:15You need me, baby.
00:01:22Oh, baby.
00:01:24You're good.
00:01:24I'm sorry.
00:01:25I'll be in our room soon.
00:01:27What the hell are you?
00:01:28Get away from me.
00:01:30Fuck out of my way.
00:01:30Hey.
00:01:51Hey!
00:01:55New intern, are you serious?
00:01:58This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:01The side door is for the help.
00:02:03Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:07Get out! And go through the back.
00:02:10I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
00:02:15Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:20I don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:24Help garnish. This is a senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office.
00:02:29You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:31Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so...
00:02:36I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:38Excuse me, we grow brussel sprouts, not corn.
00:02:43And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas and...
00:02:47Excuse me, intern?
00:02:49Not another word. Get lost.
00:03:00You've ruined my mink! Are you drunk?
00:03:03Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:08You clumsy hick!
00:03:10You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:11I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:16I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:19Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:20You dumb hick.
00:03:21What the heck?
00:03:23This is all your fault.
00:03:25Don't worry. There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:28Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:33Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:40You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:44I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:48Oh, you're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:51Us working-class girls gotta stick together, right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:54You're right. God, I had a really tough day.
00:03:59It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:03That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:09I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:11Amen, girl. And...
00:04:15Look at you. You look like you fit right in.
00:04:24Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:31Hey, I gotta run, but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:37Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:40Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:54Is somebody here?
00:05:01Is somebody... in there?
00:05:10Oh, sorry. Um...
00:05:12God, he's so hot.
00:05:20Are you okay?
00:05:21I...
00:05:23Am I okay?
00:05:39Come on,vid.
00:05:40I love you.
00:05:42All time.
00:05:45I love you.
00:05:46I love you.
00:05:49You don't mean nothing to me
00:05:52You boys don't feel like a dinner
00:05:54I don't believe what you greet
00:05:56I love with the biggie beginner
00:05:58I love some streaks
00:06:00And I thought I'd make you a winner
00:06:02I don't believe what I see
00:06:04I am gold
00:06:07So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:14I...
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you
00:06:20To drug him
00:06:21And to film a scandalous sex tape
00:06:25And you
00:06:26Returned empty fucking handed
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something
00:06:32Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:38This might just be enough
00:06:40To bring my election opponent down
00:06:48Can't believe me
00:06:55I slept with a hot stranger
00:06:57I have to clean this or I'll be fired
00:07:03Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:31If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired
00:07:34No, I did fix it
00:07:35It's right here
00:07:36It doesn't matter
00:07:38You belong in a farmer's market
00:07:41Not a campaign office
00:07:42A new intern from a wealthy family
00:07:45Will take over your job tomorrow
00:07:46Oh so, today's your last day
00:07:49Little trash girl
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please
00:07:51I really want this job
00:07:53Candidate Stenner is running a little late
00:07:59Which isn't like him
00:08:00But he'll be here soon
00:08:02So, be ready
00:08:03He's never late
00:08:05I wonder if our candidate got laid last night
00:08:08He wouldn't
00:08:09He'll be my man sooner or later
00:08:11Stop gossiping
00:08:12Mr. Stenner is a candidate of the United States Senate
00:08:15Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal
00:08:19No crap
00:08:22He's never released
00:08:23He's never sorted
00:08:23Go, I'd like to be a man
00:08:24You're wrong
00:08:25No names
00:08:25Guess that you call us
00:08:26Girl, I'd say
00:08:26Say next
00:08:29Go, God
00:08:30I'll be your cuid
00:08:30Yep
00:08:31Get out of here
00:08:31She's never being inside
00:08:32Gotlar
00:08:34She's never leaving
00:08:34Her If Iか't
00:08:35She's never leaving
00:08:37Her
00:08:39A new Lin
00:08:40He's neverかった
00:08:41I'd like toи
00:08:42Get out of here
00:08:43I'll be you
00:08:44I'll be their
00:08:46I'll be your
00:08:47Bye
00:08:47Bye
00:08:48you gotta be kidding me the man i slept with is the candidate hello miss thank god he didn't
00:09:00recognize me i fucked up if anyone finds out i slept with him it'll be a scandal have we met
00:09:11miss absolutely never sarah's a new intern from some farmland i don't think she's cut out for this
00:09:21something's familiar about her oh my god he recognizes me i'm in so much trouble sir i
00:09:29think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough
00:09:31glad to have you on my team sarah thank god he didn't recognize me
00:09:37he's way out of your league farm girl stay away from him he'd never go for a poor farm girl like you so
00:09:48don't even think about it hey something happened last night
00:09:52emergency meeting let's go no intern's allowed get me a coffee with non-fat dairy-free oat-free oat milk
00:10:04sir what happened you disappeared from the fundraiser last night it's hazy but i think
00:10:13someone at the event slipped something in my drink it's foggy but i spent the night with a woman who
00:10:19you slept with someone and she drugged you she was it was a setup oh god a sex scandal will sink
00:10:29this campaign the slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator are you okay
00:10:35no no i don't remember much but the girl i was with last night isn't like that she's a good person
00:10:48you're being naive okay this is dirty politics your enemies will do anything to entrap
00:10:55and ruin you she's not like that no one's gonna find out there will be no scandal
00:11:01no one will find out senator hester is about to do a press conference attacking you
00:11:12i will protect your second amendment to get a bazooka you get a bazooka you get a bazooka it's your
00:11:25god-given right and us men we know how to safely handle fire arms oh shit
00:11:34gotcha i did that on purpose where was i oh my opponent christopher stenton
00:11:43laid with the prostitute last night what i'm not a prostitute this indecent immoral
00:11:52and premarital sex will have him burn in hell so this is bad all eternity he's lying i didn't sleep
00:12:00with a prostitute he has no proof i have proof that my opponent christopher stenton slept with
00:12:08a hooker last night oh no he got a photo of us in bed he has a photo we're doomed
00:12:22oh no he got a photo of us in bed oh god you useless intern i'm so sorry i'll clean it up
00:12:32and i have proof that my opponent christopher stenton slept with the prostitute last night
00:12:41thank goodness that isn't a photo of me wait a second that is not the woman i slept with last night
00:12:50she was much more beautiful that's stupid for a girl smirk off your face i'm sorry i'll get out
00:13:00sir this is bad it doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with the prostitute or whoever she was
00:13:05if we can't prove it wasn't a fake then it'll sink and ruin the campaign
00:13:09wait the girl last night gave me her phone number
00:13:14the annoying farm girl intern she's your one night stand please no you can't sleep with your
00:13:36intern it'll be a massive scandal no sorry it's just my mom calling i knew it the boss would never
00:13:42be with someone as lonely as you get out intern you don't belong in this high level meeting anyway
00:13:49hi mom one second
00:13:53damn she didn't pick up good don't talk to her
00:13:59her one night stand was probably a spy sent by senator hustler to entrap you
00:14:04sir the center is all over tv spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute
00:14:09and they'll believe him and we'll lose this election okay unless we can prove it's a lie
00:14:14how can i figure i was really with whom i answered my calls
00:14:18wait there must be security camera footage proving that i didn't go in the room with that prostitute
00:14:24yes of course we'll get that hotel security camera footage asap
00:14:39we'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute and maybe
00:14:42we'll see the woman i was really with last night too you'll see i'm who he was with
00:14:46you're on your phone again go get me a muffin cinnamon raisin no raisins and make sure it's gluten free
00:15:00i was just calling in your order no actually
00:15:05stephanie this is um sarah we met remember you what's up girl
00:15:11um is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from
00:15:16floor 28 and delete it where's my muffin intern i'm still placing the order
00:15:23delete the footage may i ask why i know it's a lot to ask um i'll explain later but it's an emergency
00:15:30us working class girls gotta look out for each other right staff in the security room is my friend
00:15:34i got it thank you thank you thank you
00:15:38my people are arriving at the hotel we'll have that footage in no time
00:15:41come on stephanie delete that footage fast or i'm in trouble
00:15:48hey sarah right sorry i haven't had a chance to get to talk to you
00:15:52it's been a crazy day that's okay i swear it's not usually like this but i would love
00:15:58to hear your position on my campaign platform don't waste your time talking to an unqualified
00:16:03corn growing intern who doesn't know the first thing about politics senator hustler's all about
00:16:08the politics of anger but tofer isn't he doesn't name call or put people down so you shouldn't either
00:16:13and for the last time my family grows brussels sprouts bravo bravo that's the right attitude
00:16:20think about learning some tips from her she's a lot smarter than you gave her credit for what
00:16:28but she's
00:16:33i would love to get to know you
00:16:36sir our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage
00:16:39don't worry sir we're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage any second now go
00:16:49ahead what the footage was deleted with the footage gone no one will find out we slept together not
00:16:58even him i'm in the clear i'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies sir speaking of me
00:17:09have you decided who you want to be your assistant god he's so hot but i need to keep my distance and
00:17:17make sure nothing else happens between us
00:17:19no sir she's unqualified she doesn't know anything about politics she's nobody this is her last day
00:17:33actually she's exactly what i need oh no not me you're my new assistant sarah
00:17:41we're ready we're gonna be spending a lot more time together
00:17:43so much for staying away from him you little hick
00:17:53how did you get him to promote you over me
00:18:00the candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week policy positions memorize all of it
00:18:05there's a false rumor going around that the candidates slept with a prostitute
00:18:10if anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern
00:18:12it's game over for all of us so keep it professional i believe in this campaign i won't jeopardize it
00:18:20that's why i stole the footage because you accidentally slept with your senate candidate boss
00:18:26i didn't know that it was him and he thought i was just some rich snob lady oh my god you like him
00:18:33i get it he's freaking hot and successful i know but he doesn't know that it was me and if word ever
00:18:43got out that he slept with his own don't worry the footage is gone and your hot little secret's safe
00:18:50crisis averted my opponent christopher standard is a lying schedule in this election i will prove it
00:18:59okay vote for me what the hell is he talking about he's just making up this story about the candidate
00:19:05sleeping with a hooker last night what he called you a hooker no not me but he has this photo of a
00:19:13woman in a red dress leaning on topher and it's all a lie he's just framing him i actually saw your boss
00:19:20last night with a woman in a red dress what i was there and he definitely didn't take that woman to
00:19:27his room you were the only one stop i will after you give me all the dirty little details
00:19:35just avoid being alone with topher he's in his office go on in oh no i don't want to interrupt
00:19:50morning sir your coffee sarah please call me topher
00:20:06ah just what i needed well i want to give you what you need
00:20:13it's my job as your assistant may i say you're excelling at it
00:20:17you seem nervous i'm not that scary am i no i um senator hustler is just
00:20:28saying you were with the hooker it's a lie it's so frustrating that's what my opponent does
00:20:36he lies but do you know why we're gonna win because we have the truth on our side don't we sarah
00:20:43the prostitute's story won't hold up because it isn't true so all we have to do is just smile take
00:20:52your breath it's okay perfect just like that
00:20:59what are you doing here from girl the hooker story isn't going away senator hessler is about
00:21:11to give a press conference attacking you but politics isn't about proof in turn it's about
00:21:16stories okay and the senator's telling a pretty juicy one whoever deleted that security camera footage
00:21:22really screwed us the senator is lying let's go confront him i'll do it myself no sir it's
00:21:30politically dangerous i'm not worried let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story
00:21:36behind us and put this nonsense story behind us yeah make the bully say his lies right to your face
00:21:45let the adults take it from here for a girl i'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee wait
00:21:52sir we gotta go now i think sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp i'm not forgetting about her
00:21:59come on i want you with me
00:22:01i want you with me
00:22:10stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted he slept with a hooker
00:22:25excuse me senator if you're gonna lie about me say it to my face
00:22:29oh the immoral man who slept with hookers has arrived i didn't know such thing a photo in the
00:22:37elevator is not proof senator i think you should mention proof because it's showtime bring in the hooker
00:22:48you screwed up this horn dog christopher stinnett pays yours truly for sex
00:22:55that door she's lying i didn't sleep with her it was with someone else well we can't prove it
00:23:05damn it i deleted the footage that would prove it i gotta do something where's the girl you actually
00:23:10slept with when you need her would you excuse me for a minute get out intern let the ground ups work
00:23:15christopher what do you have to say now you shameless sex creep she didn't sleep with me
00:23:25she drugged me that's a lie you were sober you didn't even need viagra baby
00:23:33likely stories stinnett admit it admit you paid for sex i don't lie to the public unlike you senator i'm
00:23:43honest oh baby i know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed boy you better say what
00:23:52little dignity you have left me drop out of the race i'm fighting for working people i'm not giving
00:24:00up especially not because of a lie i don't know you stop oh come on you know me i'm like that big
00:24:14booty last night slap it again absolutely not it's a lie oh we can see it all now tofa you have been
00:24:24exposed as a dnc dirty sex creep now drop out of the race now not so fast
00:24:39it's you who the hell are you
00:24:42you didn't sleep with him last night i did and i can prove it
00:24:55you didn't sleep with him that night i did and i've got the proof who the hell are you
00:25:00blondie you're lying are you sure about that who the hell is this get her out of here
00:25:08this is my event no don't know her she works at the hotel she saw everything that's right
00:25:15i was on duty that night and i saw that woman try to seduce mr stinnett in the hallway but she failed
00:25:22he pushed her off and went into his room and she headed to the elevator stinnett
00:25:27how much did you pay so random made to testify for you i told the truth and your photos can prove i was
00:25:35there look there i am in your photos drugging a man is a felony so the question is why did you do it
00:25:46and why are you lying about sleeping with him this wasn't part of the deal shut up candy geez senator
00:25:55you're such a moral family values man why do you want a first name basis with a sex worker
00:26:04screw you i'm out of here get your ass back
00:26:13is it true mr stinnett you spent the night with this woman you slept with a random stranger i can't
00:26:18let his campaign fail because of me i have to do something i want to help you save your campaign
00:26:24but i need you to trust me okay
00:26:35random stranger well i'm hardly a stranger to tophar my name is beth i'm his fiance
00:26:42my name is beth i'm his fiance
00:26:50beth who are you where where are you from what's your last name beth is a wealthy heiress
00:26:56she's a private person i'm running it for office not her thank you all
00:27:01hell yes we just dodged a scan thanks to her beth you saved mine where the hell is sarah
00:27:13if that intern abandoned her post again we need to finally fire her you're engaged now as beth
00:27:21i didn't know what to do i didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed
00:27:26i mean that was terrifying i can't do it again i thought my heart was gonna explode
00:27:30but it's sexy and don't worry the elections in a week you won't have to do it again you're
00:27:36you snuck off to be with the filthy hotel maze filthy hotel may just saved your boss's ass bitch
00:27:44there you are did you see it i did see it sir it was great no you didn't you weren't even there
00:27:50you're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring beth in the hotel maid to fix it
00:27:55tofer just fire her already what no why would you fire me i'm the one who set it up i called beth
00:28:04i mean i i didn't i i actually did sarah if you're the one who called beth you just saved my ass
00:28:11what sarah's lying she she didn't no i did i did it to help mr stinnett to help tofer she just brought my
00:28:20can't pay back from the den i had it all planned we catch did it with the hooker i hired and that damn
00:28:41rich blonde bitch ruin it oh robbie loved that i want her investigated and deep
00:28:49fucking story that's joy sir i i can't find any information on her it's like beth just she just
00:28:55doesn't exist that's not impossible she you're right bobby boy she doesn't exist danny tell him the
00:29:08good news we're back in a close race if we keep fighting and avoid scandals we can win this election
00:29:14and and it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancee beth we all owe a huge thanks
00:29:22to the best campaign intern and assistant i could have ever asked for when this campaign ship was
00:29:28sinking you hope to keep afloat it was nothing really sarah saved us all i need to get him
00:29:36we went to turn into the farm bitch all right everyone back to work tofer sir can i talk to you
00:29:44for a second really sarah you saved me and i'll never forget it i want to personally thank you
00:29:52tofer senator hesler is claiming that your fiancee beth is some actress that you hired
00:29:58he's saying that it's all just a giant lie we have to get beth in a public interview damn beth is
00:30:05a mysterious woman i don't know if she'll want to go out publicly but i'll call her and give her a try
00:30:18she's not picking up sarah you've tried to get beth before can you try to call her again sarah you've
00:30:24tried to get beth before can you try to call her again sarah please call her right now no i can't
00:30:30pretend to be beth again it's too risky i'll do my best she's useless i told you she doesn't even
00:30:38know beth no time tofer we need to get beth involved publicly asap give us beth's number
00:30:44we'll track her location drag her ass here no i'm not gonna treat beth like that i'm here to protect her
00:30:51even if it hurts my campaign it won't just hurt our campaign it'll destroy this isn't your campaign
00:30:59rebecca it's mine and you work for me
00:31:04what are you smiling at farm girl i'm smiling because tofer put your ego in its place you
00:31:19bitch i don't know how but i know that the scandal with beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault
00:31:28my fault i'm the one who called beth to the event and saved us you're such a liar beth is a beautiful
00:31:36classy rich woman you are a poor dirty farm girl you don't know beth and when the candidate finds out
00:31:48that you lied about it i'll make sure he fires you it can't be beth in public it's too risky
00:31:59but what if tofer loses the campaign i cannot ruin his career the center is telling the media that
00:32:07that isn't real we need her she didn't pick up the phone sarah where's sarah she said she could
00:32:13contact beth as if think about it how does a poor intern who just arrived off bus from cornfield
00:32:24know a beautiful wealthy city heiress i wonder that too if she can't get beth to come today
00:32:30fire her for lying i'll fire if she lied to us beth
00:32:35hi i'm rebecca it's so great to meet you may i call you beth tofer i wasn't sure if i should come
00:32:49but sarah convinced me to i knew sarah would come through tofer i hope you understand why i've been
00:32:56distant you're running a campaign and i'm a private person i don't want you to do anything you're
00:33:02uncomfortable with we need her the center is telling the world that she doesn't exist unless
00:33:08you do a joint tv interview the scandal will ruin our campaign you need me on live tv i can't do it
00:33:17i won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera it would be a disaster beth
00:33:23it's your choice this is all sarah's fault by the way where is that dirty farm girl she's late
00:33:32screw it i have to fire enough rebecca i don't like the way you talk about sarah she may just be a
00:33:39working-class girl from a farm but she's a hard worker not some worthless nepo baby born with a
00:33:45silver spoon in her mouth like excuse me you heard what i said back off and that's a good lesson for
00:33:52rebecca to learn i'm sorry to ask but i need you tofer if it helps your candidacy i will do the
00:34:03interview yeah i'll script the whole thing tell you exactly what to say on tv this interview will
00:34:08save my campaign or if i don't handle it perfectly i'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a
00:34:15landslide well i've got a meeting scheduled so i must go but see you then see where is she always
00:34:23running off to okay i have all our lines memorized me too i mean i helped beth memorize everything good
00:34:33but with the interview soon where's beth mr stinnett is your fiancee here yet we're live in five
00:34:38minutes any second now
00:34:43i'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:34:44did you gossip about me with beth you shameless bitch you're trying to sabotage me with the
00:34:53candidate no rebecca i don't have time to argue with you i just need to use the ladies in this
00:35:00isn't your corn farm you can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it you're not going
00:35:05anywhere we're live in four minutes if beth isn't here by then i'm reporting that your fiancee ditched you
00:35:10you'll take the blame farm girl if beth doesn't show it's your fault mr stinnett where is beth
00:35:24you're not going anywhere if beth doesn't show up for the interview you're gonna be here to take
00:35:30the blame you can't sneak away this time jebecca beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and
00:35:37sarah what beth said that she isn't even here you see sarah is ignorant and dumb sarah is brilliant
00:35:47and perfect and beautiful and she deserves to be here just like anyone else beautiful
00:35:56what fuck's your attitude rebecca
00:35:57thank you tophar i mean sir do you really think i'm beautiful i should have said that but yes
00:36:09i do think you're beautiful i barely know beth posing as my fiancee was just to avoid a scandal
00:36:16honestly i'd much rather be on the interview stage with you by my side
00:36:19not her tophar i know i have to worry about the election for one more week i'll pretend to be with
00:36:28beth after that all bets are off three minutes to air where's beth i'll go get her
00:36:36my name is beth and tophar and i started dating five months ago
00:36:50just breathe if i can herd cattle i can manage a simple tv interview one minute left
00:37:06come on beth let's go introduce the world on tv
00:37:18my campaign manager told me exactly what to say this will be a breeze
00:37:25we meet the mysterious beth fiance of senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor christopher
00:37:32christina tell us beth how did you two meet okay just have to repeat the lines the campaign script
00:37:39for us well it's been a whirlwind we started dating about five months ago we met at a political event
00:37:46that far girl bitch intern sarah disappeared again quiet tophar and beth are doing great
00:37:51sarah's the one who got beth here beyond politics what do you love about beth as a person
00:37:58shit i forgot the right answer to that question come on tophar
00:38:04shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancee what do you love about beth
00:38:08uh my fiancee is so modest we're not used to being in public together you can answer i won't be
00:38:21embarrassed i don't know anything about beth i need to think about someone i know and have actual
00:38:27feelings for where's sarah mr stinnett
00:38:32what do i love about her she has an upbeat and optimistic personality she's charming and funny
00:38:42but passionate about the things we both care about she's beautiful and humble sarah is talking about
00:38:52me sarah the real me sarah oh did i say sarah sarah is my middle name that's right beth sarah of course
00:39:01i was talking about beth my fiancee well same question for you beth we know christopher the
00:39:07politician tell us what you love about the man we know christopher the politician tell us what you
00:39:14love about the man beth is a private person i don't want to put her on the spot well this is a public tv
00:39:22interview it's expected that she'll talk about your relationship no i don't think she has to i don't
00:39:28mind what do i love about tophar there's something special about him yes he is successful and
00:39:40handsome powerful but unlike other men like that he's also kind he has a big heart
00:39:48he sees people for who they are regardless of wealth or status he respects and listens to everyone
00:40:00even his interns he makes them feel good you have a surprise mr senate's opponent in this election
00:40:09senator hesler has called into our program senator welcome this is an interview between myself and my
00:40:16fiance we didn't discuss having my opponent what's the matter boy on afraid to speak to me in front of
00:40:22the voters no of course not welcome senator hesler do you have a question for your opponent or for his
00:40:32fiancee beth i do it's funny beth claims to be an heiress and political donor but i've been in politics a
00:40:39long time and neither i nor anyone i know has ever heard of her she's a private person senator i want
00:40:46the opportunity to meet her in person politics to be so nasty but let's have a night where it isn't
00:40:55there is a non-partum charity fundraiser tomorrow night i'll be there bring your fiancee beth along i
00:41:03i've never been to a black tie event before the senator will expose you unless you're afraid to be
00:41:08together in public of course not beth will join me absolutely
00:41:17how am i gonna pull this off i have never been to a black tie event it'll be fun the booze is free
00:41:33i'm excited to go out with him but not as beth i won't know how to act i mean do i put my pinky out
00:41:39when i'm sipping champagne only if you're the queen of england or something you will be fine what are you
00:41:46so worried about i just don't want to hurt tophar or his campaign wow you've got a bad form huh a night
00:41:54on the arm of your handsome crush and you get to dress up and eat caviar and finally see how the other
00:42:01half lives i'm jealous you're gonna need a fancy dress are you serious good thing i swiped this from
00:42:11the dry cleaner at the hotel a rich guest left it i got you covered
00:42:30that's one tophar darling another glass of champagne yes girl make him work for it
00:42:36you think you like it like it he'll be drooling sarah it's me tophar i know it's late but i need to
00:42:44see you he's here to see me but he can't see me like this sarah the most eligible bachelor in the
00:42:54state is outside your door looking for you no tophar hold on please he can't see me as beth so i just need
00:43:03you to go distract him i brought you something i'll just leave it outside for you here
00:43:12i'll see you tomorrow sarah just one second oh what has gotten into you i'm in but distract him okay
00:43:23sarah oh hi uh you're from the hotel stephanie right yes yes sarah will be out in a second i was just
00:43:31sleeping have fun you too what was that is everything okay wow told you i'd be done in a
00:43:46second i heard a crash i thought you might be hurt what are you doing here i uh i could make something up
00:43:57and say i needed help with a draft of my speech but i don't i came here to see you
00:44:05i'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign beth would have done that interview
00:44:11if you hadn't convinced her you were pretty convincing all on your own i wish i could say
00:44:16what i came here to say but i have a fake fiance and after the election when there's no worries about
00:44:24scandal let's revisit this conversation okay good luck at the event tomorrow i won't need luck if you're
00:44:33there it's a black tie i thought you might need something to wear
00:44:45tofer this is gorgeous but i shouldn't be there as your intern you're my assistant
00:44:53i need you there with me i want to thank you and beth together good night sarah
00:45:04and beth in the same room
00:45:11okay piece of cake just have to be two people in the same place tonight sarah the campaign intern and
00:45:18beth the heiress fiance dumb hick where were you when they did the interview yesterday you snuck away
00:45:24again i don't know what you're talking about rebecca but didn't the candidate talk to you about being
00:45:29nicer to me nice how the hell am i supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl look at this knockoff dress
00:45:37let me see this cheap it isn't cheap so don't touch it too poor to remove the price tag how the hell did
00:45:45you afford a designer dress we are days out from an election and you're stealing if anyone finds out
00:45:52it'll be a scandal i didn't steal it it was a gift haha from who special man in my life what do you think
00:46:01you're cinderella get lost intern he's coming over to talk to me about how hot i look looking very
00:46:09handsome tonight sir should we get a drink and do some political strategizing wow sarah you look
00:46:18beautiful excuse me she stole that dress she stole that dress it's not stealing if it's a gift
00:46:30what who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer am i not my right mind
00:46:38i bought it for sarah what
00:46:52looky looky the sex creep candidate flirting with the poor young intern behind his fiance's back
00:47:02and speaking of your fiance i'm gonna go change into bath tofer just hang on where is she your
00:47:08concern for my personal life is touching senator my fiance will be right here isn't that right
00:47:17mr senate where's your lovely fiance yes and when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty
00:47:23girl yeah tofer where is she your woman is in here in five seconds you will be destroyed i'm telling you
00:47:42darling is this cranky old man bothering you only a little darling fiance shall we sit for dinner
00:47:53i have been dying to meet you beth
00:48:03i think you're a fraud and i'm gonna be watching you all night long like a hulk oh
00:48:10what am i supposed to do during a five course meal why are there so many forks and spoons ladies and
00:48:17gentlemen as your senator i am proud to be raising money for for my bobby boy on the family community
00:48:27council yes family values which my opponent stennett has none of first a prostitute
00:48:36and then a sudden fiance we know nothing about senator this isn't a political event
00:48:45it's charity leave the nasty politics aside for the night
00:48:52i'm sorry you have to sit without the night
00:48:54it's okay just pluck my nose when i'm around
00:48:57it's smart his voters legendary
00:49:03beth you're an heiress and a political donor
00:49:10funny politics is such a small world after all and i have never seen or heard of you until now
00:49:19it's funny i haven't heard of you either until you started attacking the rights of women and working
00:49:25people a wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette
00:49:34beth are you all right of course she knows
00:49:39it's the fourth don't go church dennett a rich heiress who doesn't know
00:49:45which is the salad fork what else are you hiding senator these elitist banquets are a little
00:49:53pretentious i may be rich but in my heart i'm working class the kind of people who don't give a
00:50:00damn much work to use
00:50:04like christopher
00:50:07i support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people not the elites like you are senator
00:50:12nice try girl my name is beth not girl i'm an independent woman who thinks for myself
00:50:22the kind of women you fear because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this
00:50:27election damn beth well played this is outrageous this is a charity event this is not a woman's right
00:50:37feminist nazi gathering if you're so rich where did you get your money i want to see your taxes
00:50:45i want to see your birth certificate and i demand to know anything lady is done with your sexist
00:50:54interrogation senator come on my lady let's dance
00:51:04sorry i know this is one you signed up for but i really appreciate it it's okay i'm having fun with you
00:51:11is something wrong i'm sorry beth i really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiance in order to save
00:51:24my campaign but i had my heart set on someone else someone i have really real feelings for maybe even
00:51:31love i shouldn't act on it because it'd be a scandal the senator press would devour me because she's my
00:51:40intern i think i'm in love with my assistant sarah really oh my god he loves me what should i tell him
00:51:55i feel the same way well i know sarah and i'm certain that she feels the same about you
00:52:04beth that's the best news i've ever heard do you know where sarah is um i need to talk to her i want
00:52:08to talk to um she wants to talk to you too she'll meet you in your office after this event perfect thank you
00:52:19beth
00:52:30he loves me he loves me but how will he react when i tell him i've been pretending to be beth
00:52:38will he hate me for it sarah
00:52:43i need to see you me too topher i need to tell you something it's something that i've been meaning
00:52:48to tell you for a long time but not now guys yes now the answer can wait uh what is the intern
00:52:56doing here lonely with you sarah and i need a few minutes alone to speak just give us a few minutes
00:53:01this is important a lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl
00:53:05intern about you're rising fast in the polls and it's days before the election you're tied with
00:53:09senator hesler it's all thanks to your relationship with beth people love her she's our secret weapon
00:53:16seriously people love me but not the real me the rich blonde they've been pretending to be
00:53:22politics is so ridiculous i see it's good news just give us a few minutes to talk no time we have
00:53:29to do a press conference to keep the momentum going
00:53:35wait i'm not doing any press conferences i have a moment alone with sarah now jesus get your priorities
00:53:42street what could you possibly need to talk to her about now
00:53:54sarah i've been dying to get you alone for a moment too topher i know it's dangerous and scandalous
00:53:58but i need to tell you that i wait
00:54:13you're beth it's you
00:54:17it's you you're beth topher i wanted to tell you but i
00:54:22sarah beth whoever you are why i hardly left the farm my entire life before i came here but
00:54:31i came here because of you because i believed in your campaign you inspired me that doesn't
00:54:36explain why you pretended to be a socialite i wasn't pretending i was just having fun i didn't
00:54:41know it was you that night but then then we had that night together a beautiful magical night
00:54:52then i came to the office and you walked in and i knew that if anyone found out you weren't sleeping
00:54:59with your intern it would ruin my campaign i had to protect you tophar so i pretended to be beth
00:55:10say something tophar please
00:55:14i have feelings for you sarah
00:55:16i can't if anyone found out senator hesler used this information to destroy you it would ruin
00:55:24both of us i'm willing to take that risk but i can't i believe in you your campaign is too
00:55:33important i can't jeopardize it okay i love you no
00:55:37now if he gets intimate with his assistant it's game over for all of us so keep it professional
00:55:55hey what's going on
00:55:58the press is outside they want a statement about your rising polls
00:56:01what the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly nothing it's none of your business
00:56:18you're so important to him
00:56:19this is his speech make yourself useful and give it to him now hurry
00:56:30now you'll be fired hick
00:56:46it's just your speech
00:56:47thank you all for coming tonight i'm here to talk about an urgent issue
00:57:17you know i could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech like most politicians
00:57:27but i'm a different candidate so why don't we flip the script
00:57:32you ask me any question and i will answer
00:57:36any questions
00:57:37this is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator but how am i supposed to win if my own staff is
00:57:51sabotaging me with a blank speech who gave him the speech who
00:57:58farm girl did it i saw her give the speech to him no that's not true so you didn't give him the paper
00:58:04no yes i i did give him the paper are you trying to sabotage us are you working for senator hessler
00:58:12i didn't do that we have to fire her that's right fire the incompetent
00:58:20Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him
00:58:24you pathetic lying hick i'm not a liar and stop calling me a hick enough
00:58:31i can't believe that sarah would do this she's a good person i want her to stick around no matter
00:58:38what she gave you the papers there's one easy way to prove this check the printer id
00:58:45sue printing out these pages what but but sarah did it i she did it case closed the end fire her
00:58:53case is closed rebecca your id code was used to print the pages out
00:59:00no i it's not what it looks like this is your final warning you do one more thing to ruin my
00:59:06campaign or demean sarah one more time and you're fired i need to speak with you alone tofer
00:59:15mr stinnett i can't i won't be the reason to stay in the election so let's keep it professional
00:59:26wait sarah sir
00:59:30you're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad forget about the intern we need
00:59:35to go now i'm only going if sarah goes
00:59:44why senator hesler's reckless i i mean radical ideas cut
00:59:53tofer what's going on i'm fine let's just go for another take what the hell did you do for him
00:59:58girl what did you say to him in his office for once in your life rebecca just leave me alone
01:00:03leave you alone i don't know what you did but i know that this is somehow your fault you screwed
01:00:09with the candidate's mind and now he's going to lose no i only want him to win well whatever
01:00:15you're doing you're doing a terrible job idiot action i'm christopher stinnett vote for me stinnett
01:00:22senate vote for the senate and i'm here to talk about love love cut cut
01:00:31it's over what's going on
01:00:37why are you looking at an an intern
01:00:42it's just in it i'm here i just want to see you do your best
01:00:47i know you can win this so let's see it let's go again another take
01:00:52senator hesler runs on fear and hatred i'm a different kind of candidate i believe everyone
01:01:03deserves respect and admiration whether you're a high-powered ceo or a working girl on a farm
01:01:09i believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions whether it's popular or not
01:01:14love conquers hate and love is worth taking this for this election don't let fear control you
01:01:23follow your heart vote for love i'm christopher stinnett and i approve this message cut
01:01:30that was fantastic bravo what's gotten into you man let's keep filming you can give orders to your
01:01:43intern later i'm tired of later i want to talk now mr stinnett don't call me mr stinnett to you it's just over
01:01:53excuse me where are you going that was great sir thank you
01:02:02before you say anything
01:02:05sarah i want you i need you for what about the election screw politics you're more important i don't
01:02:13care how it affects the campaign i want to be together for real if you do
01:02:23you
01:02:25don't
01:02:29you
01:02:31don
01:02:33you
01:02:35don
01:02:37you
01:02:39don
01:02:41you
01:02:43don
01:02:45That was so beautiful.
01:03:10Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:12For what?
01:03:13You've made me happy.
01:03:14I'm truly happy.
01:03:16I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:19I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:21I feel the same way.
01:03:23When I win, the first thing I'm going to do
01:03:25is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:28We will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:33We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:37Be careful.
01:03:40Ouch.
01:03:42Are you okay?
01:03:44Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:46Don't move.
01:03:49I don't want to let you get hurt again.
01:03:53Not a big deal.
01:03:56Don't move.
01:03:57I don't care if she's us together.
01:04:14I'm still your intern.
01:04:15The world still thinks you're engaged to death.
01:04:17We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:26Damn.
01:04:26What's going on?
01:04:28Are you having an affair?
01:04:31Is there someone in here?
01:04:33I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:35Get out.
01:04:35This is a political campaign.
01:04:37There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:41Oh.
01:04:42Sorry.
01:04:43Beth.
01:04:43I...
01:04:43Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:47What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:48Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:51Enough.
01:04:51Rebecca.
01:04:52Get out.
01:04:52I apologize, sir.
01:04:55I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:58We'll see you in the morning.
01:05:03Did you hear that?
01:05:04Just a few more days without any scandals,
01:05:07and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:08I'm going to call for some celebration.
01:05:11Thanks, sir.
01:05:12Where were you?
01:05:13Farmer girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:22Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:25Excuse me.
01:05:26No, why would you fire me?
01:05:27I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:28I called Beth.
01:05:30Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:32but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:35Holy shit.
01:05:38Holy shit.
01:05:39You are Beth.
01:05:43Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:45You lying slut.
01:05:48I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:51but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:54Do you know what this means?
01:05:57A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:06:02This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:04Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:07Thank you for the reminder,
01:06:07but no one will know
01:06:09if you don't doubt it.
01:06:10How did a dumb,
01:06:12poor farm girl like you
01:06:14seduce the hottest,
01:06:17most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:19Did you drug him or something?
01:06:21He should have been mine.
01:06:23Let's keep your voice down.
01:06:25What is going on?
01:06:27I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:29I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:33Not only is it shocking,
01:06:35it'll end your career.
01:06:37I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:40so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:43I don't care about her.
01:06:47I love her.
01:06:51I don't care about her.
01:06:55I love her.
01:06:59Sorry, I was on a call.
01:07:00What's going on here?
01:07:01Topher,
01:07:03I need your help finalizing this press release.
01:07:05Let's go.
01:07:06He should be mine.
01:07:08You stupid,
01:07:09lying,
01:07:11slutty,
01:07:11corn-growing hick.
01:07:12For the last time,
01:07:14my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:16And remember what happened
01:07:17the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:18Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:21Just think what my boyfriend will do
01:07:23when he finds out.
01:07:24Oh, no.
01:07:27Our girl,
01:07:27we should really be more careful.
01:07:36I'm fine.
01:07:37I'm okay.
01:07:39Did you do this?
01:07:40What?
01:07:42No,
01:07:43of course not.
01:07:44I warned you,
01:07:45Rebecca.
01:07:46If the hick says I pushed her,
01:07:49she's lying.
01:07:50I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:52I will not tolerate
01:07:53members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:56I didn't.
01:07:56Enough!
01:07:58You're fired.
01:07:59What?
01:08:01That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:04No,
01:08:05Topher,
01:08:05you can't fire your senior staff
01:08:06this close to election night.
01:08:08Yes, I can.
01:08:10You evil bitch.
01:08:12I'll make you pay.
01:08:14This is a big mistake.
01:08:19I will always protect you,
01:08:21Sarah.
01:08:22I know,
01:08:23Topher.
01:08:24But aren't you worried
01:08:25now that she knows
01:08:26that she's gonna go
01:08:27and tell Senator Hustler
01:08:28and the media
01:08:28you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:30As long as I can be with you.
01:08:32What?
01:08:33Don't worry.
01:08:35Becca's just jealous.
01:08:36She cares about this campaign
01:08:37too much to destroy it.
01:08:39I don't care about that right now.
01:08:41All I care about is you.
01:08:42Did you mean it
01:08:45when you said
01:08:46that you loved me?
01:08:48Of course I did.
01:08:50I love you,
01:08:51Sarah.
01:08:53I love you too.
01:08:54Sarah.
01:09:02What do you think about this line
01:09:05for the debate tonight?
01:09:08I like it.
01:09:10Glad you like it.
01:09:11I think that's enough input
01:09:17from the intern.
01:09:19We have an election tomorrow
01:09:21and a debate against Hustler
01:09:23in a couple of hours.
01:09:24No more distractions.
01:09:27Let's go.
01:09:27Come on,
01:09:30get your head in the game.
01:09:31Trust me,
01:09:32I'm gonna rob that.
01:09:33Sarah,
01:09:34would you care to join us?
01:09:35No,
01:09:35Topher,
01:09:36she's not coming.
01:09:37You're engaged to bet.
01:09:39I'm not gonna let the media
01:09:40see the lusty ways
01:09:41you look at your intern.
01:09:42She's not coming.
01:09:43I'm not coming.
01:09:43When he goes low,
01:09:52you go high.
01:09:54In the debate,
01:09:54I need you to emphasize
01:09:55love over hate.
01:09:57Hate,
01:09:58right here.
01:09:59Get that?
01:09:59Yeah.
01:10:00Where's Sarah?
01:10:11Hi,
01:10:11I'm Sarah
01:10:12from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:10:13He's expecting me.
01:10:15Sarah,
01:10:16yes,
01:10:17here you are.
01:10:19His campaign manager
01:10:20specifically told me
01:10:22to keep you up.
01:10:23Go away.
01:10:24But...
01:10:33Hi,
01:10:34I'm here
01:10:34for my fiance's interview.
01:10:36My name's...
01:10:36I know you are.
01:10:37You're Beth,
01:10:38please.
01:10:39Go right in.
01:10:40Oh,
01:10:41good luck tonight.
01:10:42Sarah.
01:10:45I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:47You're my good luck,
01:10:48chum.
01:10:54Sorry.
01:10:54Beth.
01:10:55What?
01:10:56Wait.
01:10:57Sarah?
01:10:58You're sleeping with your intern?
01:11:00Oh my god.
01:11:02Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:04It's been Sarah
01:11:05this whole time?
01:11:06Calm down.
01:11:07I ordered you
01:11:08not to come here.
01:11:10You're a scandal
01:11:11waiting to happen.
01:11:12We're in love.
01:11:13He wants me at this debate.
01:11:15You stupid.
01:11:16Hey!
01:11:17That's
01:11:18my girl.
01:11:19Your girl?
01:11:20Jesus,
01:11:21Tophar,
01:11:21this is a disaster.
01:11:23You've let this little
01:11:24farm girl
01:11:25hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:27Dump her now
01:11:28and kick her out
01:11:30while resigned
01:11:31as your campaign manager.
01:11:35Sarah,
01:11:36the election is in two days.
01:11:39I can't do this
01:11:39without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:41Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:43You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:45What?
01:11:45Your services
01:11:47are no longer needed.
01:11:50Good luck winning
01:11:51without me.
01:11:55Listen.
01:11:58Go out there.
01:12:00Kick some grass.
01:12:00There's no spot.
01:12:07Hey,
01:12:08poor slut.
01:12:10Rebecca,
01:12:11Tophar fired you.
01:12:12What are you doing?
01:12:13Are you even here?
01:12:14I'm working for Senator Huss.
01:12:17And I told him everything.
01:12:19How Tophar is sleeping with you,
01:12:21his intern.
01:12:24This debate is about to be up.
01:12:26What?
01:12:28Becca,
01:12:28I can't believe you defected
01:12:29to the enemy
01:12:30because you hate me that much.
01:12:32You really are spideless.
01:12:34What are you going to do about it,
01:12:35farm girl?
01:12:36Try and fight me?
01:12:39No.
01:12:40I don't fight.
01:12:41I go to war.
01:12:44We are live
01:12:45for the Senate debate
01:12:46between Senator Hessler
01:12:47and his challenger,
01:12:48Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:51That's a lie,
01:12:52Senator.
01:12:53We saw you fire a gun
01:12:55indoors
01:12:56at a press conference.
01:12:57We all saw the video.
01:12:59What video?
01:13:00If there was a video fake,
01:13:04you are really getting nasty
01:13:07in the dirt
01:13:08like a farm girl.
01:13:13You and your boyfriend
01:13:14are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:16And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:19you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:23Stinnett,
01:13:23are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:25You are having
01:13:30an unethical,
01:13:32immoral,
01:13:33disgusting,
01:13:36tall dream
01:13:36affair with one of your employees.
01:13:39Your intern!
01:13:41I...
01:13:42Hang on.
01:13:44No.
01:13:46This.
01:13:46This.
01:13:46What are you smiling about?
01:13:53Your boyfriend
01:13:53is about to be destroyed.
01:13:57Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:59But on the farm,
01:14:00I learned to trust my gut.
01:14:02I knew you would do something
01:14:03desperate when he fired you.
01:14:06So I prepared for this.
01:14:09You rang, Sarah?
01:14:10How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:15All you have to do
01:14:16is tell the truth.
01:14:25Candy.
01:14:26I mean,
01:14:27who are you?
01:14:28You have spent
01:14:29your entire campaign
01:14:30mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:32Now it's time for me
01:14:33to give you a taste
01:14:34of your own medicine.
01:14:37Aw, come on,
01:14:38Senator H.
01:14:39You know me.
01:14:41I didn't sleep
01:14:42with your opponent
01:14:43like you paid me to.
01:14:46But I sure did sleep
01:14:47with you,
01:14:48big boy.
01:14:51I am a religious,
01:14:53moral family man
01:14:55and I did not have sex
01:14:57with this woman.
01:15:07Now turn that damn thing off!
01:15:09We have a bigger scandal
01:15:11right here.
01:15:12Topher is not only
01:15:13screwing his intern,
01:15:16his fiancée
01:15:17isn't real.
01:15:19He lied,
01:15:20he lied,
01:15:20he lied.
01:15:21He slept with his intern,
01:15:25then he lied to all of you
01:15:27to pretend that his fiancée
01:15:28was a socialite.
01:15:30After we destroy
01:15:36your life tonight,
01:15:37you'll have no choice
01:15:39but to run home
01:15:39to your little corn farm.
01:15:41I,
01:15:42I, I, I,
01:15:43you lied!
01:15:44Admit it!
01:15:45And then drop
01:15:46out of this race
01:15:47in disgrace!
01:15:49Fool!
01:15:49You're right.
01:15:59I wasn't honest
01:16:00about my personal life.
01:16:02You all deserve
01:16:03the truth
01:16:04straight from me.
01:16:05Scandal!
01:16:07Godless,
01:16:08unethical,
01:16:09immoral,
01:16:10lying!
01:16:11M-S-O-B!
01:16:13I did lie.
01:16:15But the difference
01:16:16between us,
01:16:18you lied for cruelty
01:16:19and power.
01:16:22I did it for love.
01:16:25Sarah,
01:16:26I love you
01:16:27and I want everyone
01:16:28to know it.
01:16:29I care more about you
01:16:31than I care about
01:16:32winning this election.
01:16:34Will you please
01:16:35come onto the debate
01:16:35stage with me?
01:16:36He wants me
01:16:37to go on national TV?
01:16:39Don't do it,
01:16:40heck.
01:16:41They can do this
01:16:42for Topher.
01:16:48What in the hell
01:16:50are you doing?
01:16:51This is a TPD,
01:16:53a televised
01:16:54political debate.
01:16:55You can't bring pride.
01:16:57You think all women
01:16:57are objects?
01:17:00Sarah
01:17:00is not
01:17:01a pride you said.
01:17:03This is highly
01:17:05irregular.
01:17:06This is cheating.
01:17:07This is freaking
01:17:07the election.
01:17:08And this girl's
01:17:09got no...
01:17:10No.
01:17:10My name is Sarah,
01:17:12not girl.
01:17:14You want to talk
01:17:15about rights?
01:17:17You've been fighting
01:17:18to take away
01:17:19women's rights,
01:17:20Senator.
01:17:21You've demeaned
01:17:21and degraded women
01:17:22for far too long.
01:17:24Shut up.
01:17:26Sit down, woman!
01:17:27No.
01:17:28I'm showing you
01:17:29what it's like
01:17:30to finally have
01:17:31a powerful woman
01:17:32stand up to you,
01:17:33you sexist woman.
01:17:36Give him hell, babe.
01:17:38I'm not his intern.
01:17:40I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:43What?
01:17:44When I first met
01:17:45this woman,
01:17:46it was a case
01:17:47of mistaken identity.
01:17:49I didn't know
01:17:49she was my intern,
01:17:51and she didn't know
01:17:51I was her boss.
01:17:52Topher thought
01:17:53I was a socialite
01:17:54named Beth.
01:17:55And because
01:17:56Senator Hessler
01:17:57is a psychopath
01:17:58who was stalking
01:18:00Topher in an attempt
01:18:01to bring him down,
01:18:02I was afraid
01:18:03to create a scandal.
01:18:05So yes,
01:18:06I pretended
01:18:07to be Beth
01:18:07in public.
01:18:08But I didn't fall
01:18:09in love with Beth.
01:18:11I fell in love
01:18:12with Sarah.
01:18:13Some things
01:18:14are more important
01:18:14than elections,
01:18:16than politics.
01:18:18But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:20Win, win, or lose,
01:18:22I want to be with you.
01:18:23Oh, M.G.
01:18:25I am so confused.
01:18:27Is it Beth?
01:18:28Is it Sarah?
01:18:29Is it Clark Hand?
01:18:29Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:30Either way,
01:18:31you guys had
01:18:32an illicit affair
01:18:33and you lied
01:18:33about your engagement.
01:18:35For once, Senator,
01:18:37you're right.
01:18:38We're not engaged.
01:18:41But I'm here
01:18:41to correct that.
01:18:52Sarah, I love you.
01:18:54Whether I win
01:18:54or lose this election,
01:18:56I don't want
01:18:56to lose you.
01:18:58Will you marry me?
01:18:59Yes, of course
01:19:01I'll marry you.
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:11Ah, no!
01:19:13I will have you
01:19:14criminally investigated.
01:19:16I've done it before.
01:19:18I've stolen so much money
01:19:20from the Senate.
01:19:22I'm rich
01:19:23and I'll use this money
01:19:24to destroy you
01:19:25and to bribe prosecutors
01:19:27to investigate you.
01:19:29Ha!
01:19:31No!
01:19:31Senator, stop talking!
01:19:33It's all taken
01:19:34out of context.
01:19:35It's about time
01:19:36you admitted
01:19:36to your crime,
01:19:37Senator.
01:19:38Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:41It's all taken
01:19:42out of context.
01:19:43If you see a clip
01:19:44of me
01:19:44on some video
01:19:46admitting crimes,
01:19:47it is a
01:19:48fake AI video
01:19:50of cheap fake
01:19:51fake news.
01:19:51Ha!
01:19:52K-choo commercial!
01:19:53No!
01:19:54What?
01:19:54What?
01:19:55Senator,
01:20:06we can figure this out.
01:20:08Silence,
01:20:09you incompetent woman!
01:20:11Go!
01:20:11Talk to the media!
01:20:13Get them
01:20:14to report
01:20:15Senate's
01:20:16scandal!
01:20:17I tried.
01:20:18They don't care.
01:20:20They love him
01:20:20and his
01:20:21farm girl love story.
01:20:23Farm girl?
01:20:24Ooh,
01:20:24that is kind of hot.
01:20:26I can't lose
01:20:27this erect
01:20:27election!
01:20:29Oh,
01:20:29shark!
01:20:30Oh,
01:20:30shark!
01:20:31Oh!
01:20:31I've made a huge
01:20:32mistake.
01:20:35You can't
01:20:35have a nice
01:20:36shirt to sleep.
01:20:37Oh!
01:20:37The volcano's erupted.
01:20:39No matter what happens,
01:20:40we ran a good campaign.
01:20:42I'm forever grateful
01:20:43for all of you
01:20:44who helped.
01:20:46No regrets.
01:20:48You crushed
01:20:49Senator Hessler
01:20:49in the debate,
01:20:50but he has
01:20:51a big base
01:20:51of support.
01:20:52This will be
01:20:54an extremely
01:20:54close election.
01:20:5650-50 coin toss.
01:20:58You need to relax.
01:21:00Come with me.
01:21:06As your campaign manager,
01:21:07I disagree with the staff.
01:21:10The voters
01:21:10don't want cruelty.
01:21:11They want hope.
01:21:13I think you'll win
01:21:14in a landslide.
01:21:15I hope so.
01:21:17But if I lose,
01:21:19it's not your fault.
01:21:21No matter what,
01:21:21I still love you
01:21:22and I can't wait
01:21:22to marry you.
01:21:24Me too.
01:21:25But you won't lose.
01:21:27An election this close
01:21:28will take hours
01:21:30for the results
01:21:30to come in.
01:21:32I think I will know
01:21:33what we can do
01:21:33to kill some time together.
01:21:35Senator Hessler
01:21:44has been defeated.
01:21:45It is a landslide
01:21:47for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:48our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:53Yes!
01:21:53Yeah!
01:21:54Yes!
01:21:54Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:03Sarah,
01:22:05we won because of the election.
01:22:07You were right.
01:22:09Congratulations,
01:22:10both of you,
01:22:11on a great victory
01:22:12and a great engagement.
01:22:17Yes!
01:22:18Yes!
01:22:19Yeah!
01:22:22This is weird.
01:22:23I know.
01:22:24I know.
01:22:24Senator,
01:22:27I'm just coming.
01:22:36I'm the luckiest man
01:22:37in Washington
01:22:38because I have you.
01:22:40What?
01:22:44I'm the lucky one.
01:22:46When I left the farm,
01:22:47I wanted to help
01:22:48change the world.
01:22:49But I never imagined
01:22:51I would end up here.
01:22:53Okay,
01:22:53let's get to the end.
01:22:55And now pronounce you
01:22:55Senator and wife.
01:22:57Mrs. Senator,
01:22:57the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:12First,
01:23:13let's change the world.
01:23:16Get us a copy
01:23:17of our women's right amendment.
01:23:18Let's make this thing
01:23:19into law.
01:23:20Yeah!
01:23:21Yes!
01:23:21Yeah!
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