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Love Island UK S12 E34
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00:00as all romantics know true love begins with a balcony
00:06but was there ever a love story of more war than this of six juliettes and their romeo
00:18where's our six penises
00:19we're looking back at a week of two households
00:24and like in all good drama we have comedy
00:32tragedy no romance star-crossed lovers and wit worthy of shakespeare himself
00:47calm for the cock it's like a midsummer's nightdream
00:52make that a nightmare
00:54and just like a shakespeare play it goes on for ages
00:58and no one has a clue what the characters are talking about
01:01a cosy cosy
01:02i literally pushed noses down river nile
01:05so forget to be or not to be because we have a bigger question
01:10moon landing a hoax
01:11potentially
01:12buckle up for castle week
01:14castle
01:14it's love island unseen
01:17bitch
01:21super cloudy
01:35look at that yeah
01:37oh god
01:38oh my jeez
01:41Is that one coming this way?
01:43Yeah.
01:44Oh, wow.
01:47It's always a bar there sometimes.
01:50Yeah, I can imagine.
01:54Whoa! This is Love Island.
01:56We don't do bad weather.
02:02Fortunately, we have the power to wind the clock back
02:05to a time before ill feelings.
02:08Go on, carry on.
02:10Don't mind me.
02:12A time before things got messy.
02:19Didn't need that, did I?
02:20When everyone had each other's backs.
02:23Do you want me to do your back, Giz?
02:25Yeah, if you can.
02:26I don't mind.
02:28So let's get back to an era I call B.C.
02:32No, not Bubbly Connor.
02:35It stands for Before Casa.
02:37So grab the popcorn and let's take a nostalgia trip
02:40to a more innocent time.
02:41Although, not that much more innocent.
02:44Open your goal.
02:45Bigger and wider than that.
02:46It's going to need to go way wider than that.
02:48Let's get those tongues wagging.
02:53This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
03:03At the end of last week, Ben had a huge decision to make
03:05and he couldn't have been happier about it.
03:10I'm just going to have to choose one.
03:13So the girl I want to couple up with is...
03:16Shakira.
03:18APPLAUSE
03:25Nice, Ben.
03:26Is it really that hard, sis?
03:27It would be nice about me.
03:28We'll work on it.
03:29So we sent Ben and Shakira away to work on that.
03:32You've heard of a bottomless brunch.
03:34Well, this is more of a banterless brunch.
03:39Great chat, guys.
03:41And here are some more.
03:42It's Love Island Unseen Brunch.
03:45Do you cut up croissants, yeah, like that?
03:47Well, it's a bit big, isn't it?
03:50No?
03:51It's soft.
03:52In the middle.
03:53It looks crispy.
03:54Oh.
03:55Well, that was great, wasn't it?
03:56Missed my plate.
03:59I'm more like...
04:01I'm more like...
04:05What colour is...
04:08grumpiness.
04:09You should be able to know this one.
04:11You tell me what colour grumpiness is it.
04:12Great.
04:13Yeah, you should definitely know that.
04:14Yes.
04:21Do you know what that thing in the back of your throat's called?
04:23Yeah.
04:24The uvula.
04:26Wait, which bit are you talking about?
04:27The dangly thing.
04:28Oh, it's called that?
04:29No.
04:38I went down the wrong hole.
04:42No, that was wrong.
04:43Did you know that?
04:44I don't mind that.
04:47Eddie's real.
04:50Are they?
04:52T, you know the thing at the back of your throat?
04:54The thing that dangles...
04:55Tonsils.
04:56No, that's not your tonsils.
04:57No, the one that dangles down.
04:58That's your tonsils.
04:59No, it's not.
05:00No, it's not.
05:01What the fuck is that then?
05:02A uvula.
05:03What's it called?
05:04The uvula.
05:05The uvula.
05:06I thought, what, the big dangly?
05:07Yeah, the dangly thing.
05:08That's not your tonsils.
05:09No, because you have tonsillitis, bro.
05:10You don't take the dangly thing even back on your throat, do you?
05:12I thought it was your tonsils.
05:13What are you two talking about?
05:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:15No, it's good.
05:16Romantic guys.
05:17What colour is excitement?
05:23I don't know.
05:26What colour can you all it?
05:28Excitement's probably, like, hot pink, to me.
05:33What's hot pink?
05:34Like, really, really bright pink, like...
05:37Yeah.
05:38Like, I'm bald as getting that.
05:40Me too.
05:41I'm off to meet a new bombshell, uvula.
05:46Here's a question that nobody wants after a big brunch.
05:54Who fancies a game of football?
05:56Boys, please stand in front of the fire pit.
06:01The players lined up in two teams ready for kick-off.
06:04And believe me, it is about to kick-off.
06:09As there isn't a terrace big enough to handle this rowdy crowd,
06:14they think it's all over.
06:16Hi, boys!
06:18It is now.
06:21We'll see you a casa amor.
06:24And so it was time for the boys to play away.
06:27Yeah!
06:29Yo!
06:30Yo!
06:31Yo!
06:32Yo!
06:33Oh, shit!
06:35Oh!
06:36I've lost my slider!
06:38I've lost my slider!
06:40On the head, Ben!
06:42Yo, my hat!
06:43Yo, my hat!
06:44Come on!
06:45The home team felt relegated.
06:48No!
06:49While the boys celebrated promotion.
06:51We qualify!
06:52We qualify!
06:53We qualify!
06:54We qualify!
06:55We qualify!
06:56We qualify!
06:57We qualify!
06:58We qualify!
06:59We qualify!
07:00Let's go!
07:01Before walking out onto the hallowed astroturf of casa amor
07:02in search of a new keeper.
07:03What's going on?
07:04Provisal! Provisal! Provisal! Provisal! Provisal!
07:08Before walking out onto the hallowed astroturf of Casa Moore in search of a new keeper.
07:15What's going on?
07:18Let's blow the whistle and bring on some unseen own goals.
07:22Say my name.
07:23Dajon.
07:24Yeah, you say it wrong.
07:25Am I? Yeah.
07:26How do I say it?
07:27Dajon.
07:28Dajon.
07:29Oh.
07:30There you go.
07:31Dajon. Oh, so I was saying day.
07:32Yeah, you're saying day.
07:33Dajon.
07:34Dajon, mate.
07:35Dajon.
07:36Yeah, Dajon's no good.
07:37Dajon?
07:38Yeah, Dajon's no good.
07:39D, innit?
07:40They call me Big D.
07:41Big T?
07:44My dad's really liked you.
07:46Your dad really liked me?
07:47Yeah.
07:48Really?
07:49That's good to hear.
07:50Do you not feel like you could take me home, no?
07:51Fucking hell.
07:52Give me a little bit of praise.
07:53I can talk for England.
07:54I like that, yeah.
07:55I think I can have a conversation with a Brit Wong.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Is that why you're having a conversation with me, is it?
08:01Yeah.
08:02Is that what you're trying to do, yeah?
08:04Yeah.
08:05That's all.
08:06Exactly.
08:07You can only do what I'm learning.
08:08You can go tell us.
08:09What is that?
08:10What even is that?
08:12What the fuck?
08:14What's going on?
08:16Can you blame me?
08:17I'm not blaming you at all.
08:19So much to discuss.
08:22What, between us?
08:23Mm.
08:24Do you think?
08:25There's a lot that's, er...
08:27Yeah.
08:28There's a fly on your head.
08:29Yeah, well...
08:30Give that fly a red card!
08:32Set home!
08:33With the boys off to Casa, naturally the girls were heartbroken.
08:45For about five seconds.
08:47If you could have your dream man walk in right now, what would he look like?
08:52Don't say you're a partner.
08:53No.
08:54No, no, no.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Well, I'm sorry.
08:57If I could have my dream man walk in, it would be Damson Idris.
08:59Okay.
09:00Yeah.
09:01So guys, if anyone that looks like Damson Idris walks in, that's my...
09:04Did you wish?
09:06I want my neighbour to walk in.
09:10Sadly, Damson Idris and Tony's neighbour were unavailable as they were booked for Love Island USA this year.
09:16But girls, give me some ideas of what you're looking for and I'll see what you can do.
09:24Bring my neighbour in.
09:25He's really hot.
09:26Will you stop banging on about your neighbour, Tony?
09:28Shakira, show him how it's done.
09:30I love a northerner.
09:31I'm really upset there's no Scousers or Geordies.
09:33I'm really surprised.
09:34Yeah, there's no Scousers.
09:36Get me a Scouser.
09:37You listen to me right now.
09:39I want a sexy Scouser, right?
09:41He's got to have more than six GCSEs and past maths and English, preferably B+.
09:48We're manifesting.
09:50Right, okay, I want a tanned...
09:53Sexy...
09:54Yeah.
09:55What else?
09:56Girls, what traits do we want in men?
09:58We're manifesting.
09:59I don't know what traits.
10:00Give me, give me, give me a plan at the midnight.
10:04Want somebody help me change the shadows of ways?
10:08Just funny.
10:09Athletic.
10:10Athletic, yeah.
10:11Really confident.
10:12Tattoos.
10:13Six pack.
10:14Really fucking tall.
10:16Funny.
10:17Fit.
10:18Smart.
10:19Yes.
10:20Funny.
10:21Confident.
10:22Hilarious.
10:23Tattooed.
10:24He could be a whore for me.
10:25Scouse.
10:26Hell the fuck off that affects the Scouser.
10:30Yeah, alright, you can have that one.
10:33I'll take him off you after.
10:34Yeah, I was going to say, you'll have him in the eye anyway.
10:36I'm joking.
10:37I'm joking.
10:38Do you know what?
10:39I don't know what a Scouse is.
10:40What's a Scouse?
10:41A Scouse is basically everything you just asked for, but with a unique way of saying,
10:45Chechen.
10:46Chechen.
10:53After a quiet afternoon, the girls are getting ready for the evening, but without boys around,
10:57I suspect some of them may have some leftover energy to burn off.
11:02Why, do you have to pick a stool pyramid?
11:05No.
11:10We don't have enough.
11:13Shakira wants to make a pyramid.
11:20Do you still look good?
11:25But what happened next?
11:30I know what I'm hoping for, but we'll have to stay tuned to find out.
11:43We don't have time to do it again girls, we need to crackle with more Love Island Unseen
12:11Bex.
12:23So sit back and let us spoon feed you the taste as unseen action from the villa.
12:27This lot really are a handful.
12:30So expect belly laughs.
12:32I didn't realise you have the belly button.
12:34Pearson.
12:35A belly button.
12:36To be fair.
12:37Everyone's got a belly button mate.
12:39I've caught an out.
12:40Oh no, any.
12:41Yeah.
12:42So limber up.
12:43For some serious bed hopping.
12:44For some serious bed hopping.
12:45For Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:49Before the break the girls are playing jenga with the furniture.
13:01Do you still there?
13:02Bill!
13:03I've been next!
13:04No, no, we're not having a bit of boxing tonight.
13:08That's giving health and safety risk if she gets a bummer.
13:10Oh, they just took it down again.
13:11I was hoping one of them would try to sit on a stool and fall off.
13:20Hallelujah, my prayers were answered.
13:25It wasn't even that much of a health and safety risk.
13:36The boys are outside building a lighthouse by balancing the fire pit on top of bean bags.
13:49Tommy knows that the first night in Casas should be celebrated with a toast as everyone
13:54is about to have an experience unlike anything they've had before.
13:59Here's the beautiful girls, beautiful people, great memories.
14:02Casas!
14:05Except hang on a minute.
14:06Some of you have been here before.
14:08Well, not here.
14:09There must be an identical looking villa next door.
14:12Remember this unseen bit, Giorgio.
14:20You could be worse.
14:21You could have sangria down your top.
14:24Oh, imagine that, walking into the Love Island villa and you had a t-shirt that's got a sangria down.
14:30It's got white stuff on like a sangria down.
14:31Never get a second chance to make a first impression and you look like a donut.
14:35You are lucky, Giorgio, as this time you do get a second chance to make a first impression.
14:41This time, mind your drink.
14:43Here's the beautiful girls, beautiful people.
14:46Oh!
14:47Oh, shit!
14:49Is that red light?
14:51Yeah.
14:52Mate, you need to chill out with your hands.
14:55Oh, no.
14:56You didn't need that on a big night.
14:57Beautiful girls, beautiful people.
14:59Oh, gee, I'm so sorry.
15:03Oh, no.
15:04Oh, go on then, Giorgio.
15:07Just for you, you can have a third chance to make a first impression.
15:11Do you have any hidden talents?
15:14Do you ever watch Little Britain?
15:15Oh, I love it.
15:16Did you?
15:17I love that show.
15:18You know Marjorie Dorch, you know Fat Fighters?
15:21Oh, yes.
15:22So I can do that.
15:24Do it right now.
15:25Oh, no.
15:29Welcome to Fat Fighters.
15:30That's it.
15:31Oh, my God.
15:38That was so good.
15:39Today, we're going to talk about cravings.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:45Oh, my God.
15:46That was so unexpected.
15:47That was so good.
15:49Surprise me.
15:50Surprise me, too.
15:51I can't believe you got through the last wig without spilling a drop.
15:55Back at the villa with no boys around to impress, the girls can let loose and relax.
16:05Although I find you can get too loose and too relaxed.
16:09Actually, no, I'd rather.
16:10I don't know.
16:11Oh.
16:15What the fuck was that?
16:16That wasn't airy fuck, girl.
16:19I bet that fucking stink.
16:20Was that Emily?
16:21No.
16:22It was Emily.
16:23Helena, that rinks!
16:26Helena's followed through.
16:27Helena, that's disgusting.
16:29I've just dribbled.
16:32I love how people automatically assume it's me.
16:35No, because if it was Emily, I'd be scared.
16:37No need to ask what Helena's been eating, as you can all taste it in the air.
16:41But what's Tony eating now?
16:43No.
16:44What are they supposed to taste like?
16:46I don't know.
16:47Prone cocktail.
16:48But then I got...
16:49Then I got paprika taste.
16:51Prone cocktail.
16:52That's a real flavour, you know.
16:56Of chips?
16:57Yeah, but is that why you were laughing?
16:59Yes.
17:00That's a really British crisp.
17:02That's disgusting.
17:03Fucking love prawn cocktail.
17:04Ew.
17:05Guys, Tony's never had a prawn cocktail crisp.
17:08She thought I was taking the piss.
17:10No, no, no, no.
17:11No, they're lash.
17:12They're banging.
17:13They're actual banging.
17:14That's so disgusting.
17:15They're well good.
17:17And if you don't fancy eating a prawn cocktail crisp, Tony, wait till you hear what Shakira's
17:22ordered for supper.
17:23Where's our six penises?
17:26I'm not surprised.
17:28Why?
17:29We never get spoiled.
17:30Yeah, that's true, actually.
17:31Wrong show, Shakira.
17:33This is Love Island.
17:34We don't do bush tucker trials.
17:44It's bedtime at Casa and it may be the first night, but Tommy's already getting some great
17:49tongue action.
17:50Oh, tongue brush, love.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Do you use one as well?
17:53No, I can't.
17:54I'm the only one that uses this.
17:56I don't know.
17:57I look like a bit of a prick when I do it.
17:59I don't even know if I'm doing it right.
18:02I'll be honest.
18:03I've never read the instructions.
18:04I'm sorry, Tony, but honestly, like...
18:09Does it look alright?
18:10Does it look like I'm doing it the right way?
18:13No, no.
18:14No, I can't.
18:16No, I can't.
18:18I can't.
18:19Go on, I'll let you brush your teeth.
18:21I'll do it, I'll do it.
18:22I've done my teeth.
18:23I've done my teeth.
18:24I've done my teeth.
18:29What?
18:30Why would you expect me to do it?
18:32I can't.
18:33I can't.
18:34I need a mouthwash.
18:35Don't make me laugh.
18:37Sorry.
18:43Sorry.
18:44Sorry.
18:47Sorry.
18:48We're too far.
18:53Oh, God.
18:54Horrible.
18:55I'm telling you.
18:56One of the best things I've ever thought.
18:57You brush.
18:58Oh, fucking hell.
18:59You've done that.
19:00I've done that.
19:01I've done that at all.
19:03Thanks, boys.
19:04But in the future, it might be best you just leave the gags to me.
19:08Oh, fucking hell.
19:09Still over.
19:10Oh, fucking hell.
19:17With the boys in casa, the girls were patiently waiting.
19:19It felt like they can before the...
19:21Wait, how does the phrase go again?
19:23The calm before the cock.
19:27Come on.
19:28Come on, boys.
19:29Give us something.
19:30Please be fit.
19:31Please be fit.
19:32Please be fit.
19:33Please be fit.
19:34Well, girls, good things come to those who wait.
19:37I'm on the score.
19:40At the back of my hand.
19:44On wait.
19:45Is anyone's heart over going?
19:47Yeah, mine is.
19:48I got news for you, baby.
19:50You're looking into me.
19:52Looking into me.
19:53I got skin in the game.
19:56On wait.
19:57Can I hear him?
19:58Oh, my God.
20:00USDA certified lead.
20:03On wait.
20:05Kidneys, girls, the waiting is almost over.
20:17Almost.
20:19When I sit like this, can you see my tits?
20:21No.
20:22Is there a nipple slip?
20:23I feel like there is.
20:24I can't see any.
20:25Let me push it up.
20:32I'm going to melt.
20:33Oh, there's a breeze here.
20:43Sorry, girls.
20:44The boys normally come quicker than that.
20:52Things got hot and steamy in Casa,
20:54so Andrada is wondering why no one is taking advantage of the facilities to cool down.
20:59No one really uses the pool as much, isn't there?
21:01I'll dip in there later.
21:02I've been trying to tell her to get in there.
21:04I'd love to jump in.
21:05But she just wants to go in like, yeah, jump in.
21:07I'm like, go on.
21:08Yeah, but she's like, I just want to go in and like, you know, when they're just holding.
21:12I'm saying, let's go and do some fucking handstands, girl.
21:16Andrada, don't listen to Harry.
21:18There is a very good reason that no one is using the pool today.
21:22And it's all to do with what happened yesterday when the boys were handling their nuggets.
21:27Why the fuck have you given me that?
21:29Oi, don't start all stuff.
21:30Tits for hands.
21:31What are you doing?
21:32What are you doing?
21:33What are you doing?
21:34Why are you chucking a chicken nugget in the pool?
21:36Because I just thought he was going to catch it.
21:38You fucking...
21:39Bro, you're not going to get it.
21:40You've got to get that.
21:41You've got to get that.
21:42Where is it?
21:43To the bottom.
21:44Why is there a chicken nugget there?
21:46A blanket in the pool.
21:47Oh, no.
21:48How did you do that?
21:49I didn't give any attention.
21:50Wait, bro.
21:51Where actually is it?
21:52At the bottom.
21:53Go on, then.
21:54Oh, my.
21:55Yeah, nice, you.
21:56Where are you going to do it?
21:57Now, just put your head under.
21:58No, but I don't have nothing under.
21:59Yeah.
22:00Where is it?
22:01You picked it up with your totes?
22:03It was a bit silly from you, wasn't it, B?
22:06Oh, B, you're going to have to get your head under.
22:08They don't have goggles for them.
22:10Yeah, but I can't put my eyes open under.
22:12What? You can grab that, surely?
22:14Wait, I'll kick it up.
22:16So the nugget got away and hasn't been seen since.
22:19Now the pool is riddled with bacteria
22:21and it's completely out of bounds.
22:23Why does nobody ever listen?
22:32If you find that nugget, I'll have it.
22:40Here's an unseen bit of Andrada talking about her feelings towards Dijon.
22:44Oh, 100%.
22:45I'm not going to just because I know he misses.
22:47That doesn't mean I'm not going to continue chatting to him
22:49because that means that I'm now letting myself go.
22:51No, I'm still going to talk to him the way I want to talk to him
22:53because if it's meant to be, we'll be.
22:55It's nice.
22:56He's a lover, yeah, to be fair.
22:58So, yeah, we shall see, guys.
23:00We shall see.
23:01I feel like I just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at.
23:03Come back after the break to find out.
23:05What happened next?
23:08Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:27Where we bless you with hidden gems and germs.
23:40We let the islanders open up and be deep and meaningful.
23:48So, take a good look.
23:53It's looking good, you know.
23:55Because this is Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:58Have I got a bite on my back?
24:00It's really itchy.
24:02Not bites.
24:04Bits.
24:11Before the break, Andrada was talking to New Casa girls about Dijon.
24:16Yeah, we shall see, guys.
24:17We shall see.
24:18I feel like I just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at.
24:20Boo!
24:21I've been next!
24:25There's a fly on you.
24:29It's over there now, girl.
24:30Don't worry.
24:31Fuck off.
24:32It was on your nail.
24:33Oh.
24:34Be careful, Andrada.
24:36Looks like Dijon has the whole place bugged.
24:38He's got flies everywhere.
24:48With the Casa boys finally in the villa, it was time for them to get to know the girls and I hope they don't get cold feet.
24:55Actually, I'm going to eat this drink.
24:57What's up?
24:58It's hot anyway, you guys.
25:00You're not going to get away from it.
25:01Oh, flipping.
25:02Oh.
25:03No!
25:04Oh, my socks.
25:05They'll dry out.
25:06They'll dry out.
25:07Oh.
25:08That's the best thing ever.
25:10I told you.
25:11Your ass will be wet if you don't sit on a pillow.
25:14Yeah.
25:15Okay.
25:16You're half German.
25:17Guten taggy.
25:18Guten tag.
25:19Do you eat like the frankfurters and that?
25:20No.
25:21I hate them.
25:22I like schnitzel.
25:23A schnitzel?
25:24That's just straight pork.
25:25Pig.
25:26Chicken.
25:27No, it ain't.
25:28Yeah, I have the chicken schnitzel.
25:29There's no such thing as a chicken schnitzel.
25:30Yes, there is.
25:31Are you joking?
25:32I've never had a...
25:33When I went to...
25:34Where's Austria?
25:38Don't know.
25:39I know.
25:40Where are you from?
25:41East London.
25:42East London.
25:43Dagnum.
25:44So, not East London.
25:46Essex.
25:47But...
25:48So, not East London.
25:49Those are three different places.
25:50I mean, I'm inside the M25.
25:52Right.
25:53So, I'm just going to say that's East London.
25:55What did you say you did for a living?
25:57Power network maintenance engineer.
26:00It's just like, yeah, keeping the power in your house sort of thing.
26:04Thanks.
26:05Thanks.
26:06It's all right.
26:07I got used on one.
26:08I got used to base the attractiveness of the boys.
26:11I could get, like, dribbling on my teeth.
26:16Sorry, go on.
26:18Ignore that.
26:19Running down my teeth.
26:21How tall are you?
26:22I'm 190.
26:23Like, 6'2".
26:24Fuck.
26:25Is that okay, or...?
26:27I don't use that system.
26:286'2", 6'3".
26:29Okay, there you go.
26:30You are a five-something.
26:31Five-five.
26:32Five-five.
26:33Five-five.
26:34Five-five.
26:35Five-five.
26:36Really?
26:37Where are you from?
26:38Southampton.
26:39Southampton?
26:40Yeah.
26:41Do you know where that is?
26:42Where is it?
26:43It's, like, next to, like, Northampton, no?
26:45Near Northampton.
26:46Near Northampton.
26:47Like, wait.
26:48If Southampton's here...
26:49No.
26:50Northampton's all the way up.
26:52Southampton's right at the bottom.
26:53You know, like, Bournemouth, Portsmouth.
26:54Is it, like, a Westhampton?
26:55Or an Easthampton?
26:56No.
26:57I'm getting a better sort of inkling of the people that I'm going to, like, maybe explore a
27:01little bit more with.
27:02Okay, Dora.
27:03Okay, Dora.
27:04Oh, that's so funny.
27:05That sucks.
27:06Tony says to Harrison.
27:07Go explore, then, Dora.
27:08Hey!
27:09Hey, that's a good point.
27:10Let's see if Dora has been exploring.
27:13Dora!
27:14Oh!
27:15Come on, Dora!
27:16Hey, that's a good point. Let's see if Dora has been exploring.
27:46Dora is exploring real bad. Someone gave that man a map.
28:10Dora the Explorer!
28:15The announcement of raunchy races sent a jolt of excitement, cursing through Casa and the villa.
28:21And the stakes were high as the winner would earn themselves a party.
28:26The oldest girl must lick the six-pack of the fittest boy.
28:32But who could do it the fastest?
28:37Emma and Conor were the fastest.
28:39Who's Emma?
28:40Oh, that's...
28:42That's Harry's ex.
28:44Ronji races, the name Emma, this is all giving me deja vu.
28:50Who the fuck is Emma?
28:52Who's Emma?
28:54Back off!
28:58Fuck you Emma!
29:00Fuck off my man!
29:02Guys, this is Unseen Bits. Let's see something we haven't seen before.
29:06The islander who's travelled the furthest to find love must put the boy or girl they fancy the most in their favourite sex position.
29:22Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia!
29:24What are you doing?
29:25No, you're not!
29:26Sit down, sit down!
29:28No, but you should have just bent over there.
29:30Go, Tony! Go, go, go, go!
29:32Sit down! Quick!
29:33One!
29:34Right, get up! Get up! Get up!
29:36She went...
29:38Woo!
29:40So in the bedroom, do you do that as well?
29:42Yeah!
29:44I think we're good. I think we're good, lads.
29:46Up, down, bang!
29:48Castle win.
29:51Yes!
29:57The girl whose name come last in the alphabet must snog every boy.
30:00Yeah, it's quick, it's quick, quick, quick!
30:02Quick, quick, quick, quick!
30:03Quick ones, quick ones, quick ones, quick ones!
30:04Fucking hell!
30:11Quick, quick, quick!
30:13No, no, no, no, no!
30:15Yes!
30:20Yes!
30:21This ain't time for posture, babe!
30:23This is time for snogging!
30:25Guys, she went to kiss real!
30:27It's like, I'm no boy!
30:28I kiss the girls, the girls!
30:30I have teeth crush, bro!
30:32Teat crush!
30:34The boys were just sat there, I was like,
30:36Fucking stand up!
30:37Yeah!
30:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
30:39Yo, main villa wins!
30:40Whoa!
30:41Main villa wins!
30:43That's what I like to see.
30:44Fucking hell!
30:45Graceful in victory, the essence of good sportsmanship.
30:58Being in Casa is all about finding a good match,
31:05and Harry and Rio are taking that literally.
31:09I've got a multi-coloured shirt.
31:11I'll go for it, then.
31:12Yeah, I'll wear the multi-coloured shirt.
31:15So we could have a little multi-coloured action.
31:17Yeah.
31:18Like, erm...
31:19Matchy-matchy.
31:20What's that, er...
31:21Is it Jason and the Technicoloured dream coat?
31:24Joseph.
31:25Joseph.
31:26That's it.
31:27Joseph.
31:28Yeah.
31:29Do you know I have biblical dreams all the time?
31:30Like, I actually think I'm a prophet or something.
31:32Biblical?
31:33Yeah.
31:34Are you quite religious?
31:35No.
31:36But ever since I was tiny, I've had, like, proper biblical dreams.
31:39Like, every four or five years, I'll have, like, a Bible dream.
31:43Really?
31:44The first one was I literally pushed Moses down the River Nile.
31:48What?
31:49Yeah, like, it was vivid.
31:50Remember it?
31:51Wow.
31:52By a whale, erm, like Jonah.
31:55No.
31:56I was there when the Red Sea was parted.
31:58What was the other one?
32:00How did that go?
32:01How did that happen?
32:02Do you know what a moment that was?
32:04What a moment that was.
32:06Oh, that's wild.
32:08Yeah, I didn't...
32:09When was your last one?
32:11When did you last have a biblical dream?
32:13About three years ago, it was the whale one.
32:15Three years, okay.
32:16So you're probably a Jew one.
32:17I think, I think, I think I'm Jew, yeah.
32:19I wonder what it's going to be.
32:20But I've not had Joseph in the day, yeah.
32:23So maybe that's the next one.
32:25I'll let you know.
32:26Yeah, keep me posted.
32:27I'm not sure Harry is religious real.
32:30He thinks Jesus' parents were Mary and Jason.
32:33The new boys are on a grafting break.
32:34And have you ever wondered what question keeps the people of Barnsley up at night?
32:47Do you think we're landing at Moon?
32:48Oh.
32:49Oh, that's a good one.
32:50That was fake.
32:51I just think if we did, why have we not gone back since?
32:54That's where it is.
32:55Because we've got much better technology now.
32:57Yeah.
32:58Moon landing a hoax?
32:59Potentially.
33:00I don't know.
33:01I just don't know.
33:02What about pyramids?
33:03Because how-
33:04How did the pyramids get built?
33:05Yeah, that's a good one.
33:06Ain't no way.
33:07No, but there's a difference.
33:08Aliens.
33:09Like they rolled loads of stuff.
33:11Like they had like stuff that was like circular and they rolled the-
33:15To build the pyramids?
33:16Yeah.
33:17This isn't a conspiracy theory, but what came first, the chicken or the egg?
33:20That's a rock and then it just started getting weird.
33:29And fucking-
33:30And then we arrived.
33:31Yeah.
33:50So, let's do this the crap.
33:51Yeah, there we go.
33:53Now I wonder if you were talking about the
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