- 7/13/2025
Lightning Jack Is Coming And the Wild West Will Never Be the Same Again WESTERN MOVIE
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00:00:00You will respect the law, or you will learn to fear it.
00:00:05I guess these boys are just slow learners, eh?
00:00:10Three cheers from Marshall Kurtz.
00:00:12Hip hip! Hooray! Hip hip! Hooray! Hip hip! Hooray!
00:00:16All right. Hold it.
00:00:30All right.
00:00:58Read that out to me.
00:00:59Yes, sir. But you don't need the gun, sir. Ain't the law.
00:01:04Read it.
00:01:07Younger's gang wiped out.
00:01:12Fat pot.
00:01:14The only flaw in the trap was the escape of Lightning Jack Kane.
00:01:22Although several witnesses swore he was shot full of holes
00:01:27and riding dead in the saddle.
00:01:32Kane is of medium height and build, blonde hair with a mean weathered face and has an English accent.
00:01:44English?
00:01:46Yes, sir.
00:01:48I don't speak English.
00:01:49No?
00:01:50I'm not bloody Australian.
00:01:52Oh.
00:01:54Can I send this to my mates back home and tell them what a big success I am here if it says I'm English?
00:01:58Bloody newspapers. Never get anything right, you know.
00:02:01That's right.
00:02:02Marshal Dan Kurtz was unconcerned, saying,
00:02:08Dead or alive, Kane don't matter.
00:02:11We got Cole Younger.
00:02:14He was the leader and brains of the gang.
00:02:17Kane was a follower and just a brainless no-account.
00:02:22Without the younger brothers, he's nothing.
00:02:25He's nothing.
00:02:29He's nothing?
00:02:32Without the younger brothers, I'm nothing?
00:02:35That's right, sir.
00:02:36Brainless no-account?
00:02:38That's what it said, sir.
00:02:44We'll see who's brainless.
00:02:45Hey!
00:02:48What fellow's shooting down there?
00:02:50Send up that racket down there!
00:02:52What's going on?
00:02:53We're never gonna go, sir.
00:03:02That's four bags of salt, two sacks of flour.
00:03:06You got that, boy?
00:03:08That's four bags of salt, two bags of flour.
00:03:12Now that's on top of my regular order.
00:03:38This handwriting is so messed up, Mr. Kern.
00:03:40Maybe I can make it out.
00:03:42It says, thank you, sir.
00:03:43Is that everything?
00:03:44Well, that's what I thought it said,
00:03:45but it's bad written, real bad.
00:03:47Well, get him to load the rest of my order on the wagon out there,
00:03:50and you better do the callying up yourself.
00:03:52Being he can't ride proper,
00:03:54why, uh, we don't want him doing no figuring, do we?
00:04:01Put the rest of those goods on Mr. Kern's wagon.
00:04:03And no more sacks, you hear?
00:04:05Pay him no heed, Mr. Doyle.
00:04:06It's a fine Christian thing you've done,
00:04:09taking on this poor unfortunate boy.
00:04:12Well, it's been a real struggle, Mrs. Franks.
00:04:14See, the boy was poorly raised.
00:04:16His folks filled his head with all kind of fool thoughts,
00:04:19that he was just as good as a normal man.
00:04:22Of course, when they died of the cholera,
00:04:24I knew it was my Christian duty to take him in,
00:04:27try to get his mind right.
00:04:28Bless you.
00:04:30Good day, Mr. Doyle.
00:04:32Good day to you.
00:04:33It's real hot out here today, ma'am.
00:04:34Oh, sure he is.
00:04:39Ben.
00:04:41Ben.
00:04:43Now, Josh Curran is one of my best customers.
00:04:46Now, I ain't gonna have you sassing him.
00:04:47That's it.
00:04:48No more notes and no more writing.
00:04:49You understand?
00:04:51Now, half the folks around here can't even read or write.
00:04:53And it irks them that somebody like you can.
00:04:55It's unnatural.
00:04:57Now, I took you on when nobody else would.
00:04:59Now, I deserve some gratitude.
00:05:01Look.
00:05:17Finish loading and tally up the cash drawer,
00:05:20and take it to the bank.
00:05:21now hold steady gentlemen we can do this the easy way no one has to die
00:05:34all we can do with the hard way the choice is yours
00:05:37fill it up
00:05:41shut the door against the wall hands in the air get clear of that window
00:05:53fill it up
00:05:57keep away from the window what the hell's this storekeepers they're closing up
00:06:10what stores they close at four they do their banking from four to five maybe
00:06:16you ought to come back after five
00:06:24you you yeah I've been a safe
00:06:33I can't sir I'm just a teller only the manager knows the combination
00:06:43where's the manager
00:06:45oh shit
00:06:50over there
00:06:53wait from the window
00:06:59hey they're rubbing the bed
00:07:02quick call the sheriff
00:07:03he's down
00:07:04give me that
00:07:10you gotta hope you got a lot of friends out there
00:07:27hold still boys
00:07:30he's got a hostage
00:07:31it's only the dummy
00:07:33hold still everyone
00:07:38Mike
00:07:45come on
00:07:46trail him jet
00:07:50but stay well back
00:07:51we need a few good rifles
00:07:53with fresh horses
00:07:54and find me someone who can read tracks
00:07:56we'll meet at the liver and sailor
00:07:57here you go
00:08:00one word and you're dead
00:08:23where's the gun jet
00:08:39one up to that drop
00:08:40should we circle him
00:08:41go straight
00:08:42now follow me
00:08:43now now
00:08:49when I say jump
00:08:58you jump
00:08:59no questions
00:09:00no back talk
00:09:01comprende
00:09:01meona
00:09:02what are you
00:09:21part engine or something
00:09:22nah
00:09:23engine would have been smart enough to let me ride right into one
00:09:27let's go boys
00:09:47get down
00:09:58you did good
00:10:03kept your mouth shut
00:10:05I'm letting you go
00:10:06you can talk now
00:10:10you
00:10:13you can't talk
00:10:15turn around
00:10:26face that tree
00:10:28turn back
00:10:30you're a dead man
00:10:32don't even think about it
00:10:39I join your gang
00:10:46what gang
00:10:53what are you going to do anyway
00:10:55walk into a bank and write them a note
00:10:58dumbest thing I've ever heard of
00:11:01take your boots off
00:11:03quick
00:11:05I don't want you running back over there
00:11:09to tell the posse where we are
00:11:11just be glad
00:11:20that you're walking back to town
00:11:23steer the line across the saddle
00:11:26adios
00:11:28I don't want you to do it
00:11:32I don't want you to do it
00:11:33I don't want you to do it
00:11:34I don't want you to do it
00:11:34I don't want you to do it
00:11:35I don't want you to do it
00:11:36I don't want you to do it
00:11:36I don't want you to do it
00:11:37I don't want you to do it
00:11:38I don't want you to do it
00:11:38I don't want you to do it
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00:11:39I don't want you to do it
00:11:40I don't want you to do it
00:11:41I don't want you to do it
00:11:42I don't want you to do it
00:11:42I don't want you to do it
00:11:43I don't want you to do it
00:11:44I don't want you to do it
00:11:46I don't want you to do it
00:11:46I don't want you to do it
00:11:47I don't want you to do it
00:11:48It don't make no sense.
00:12:09He's turned the horse loose and kept the boy.
00:12:12Maybe he's just running that poor dummy boy barefoot out of pure meanness.
00:12:18Stay alert, men, and shoot on sight.
00:12:48Shit.
00:12:49How did you get?
00:12:50I'm Snake Pit.
00:13:15It can't be Snake Pit.
00:13:19That's another, her snake charm.
00:13:21Cost me $50.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:32Suck the poison.
00:13:33You're going to have to suck the poison out.
00:13:47I can't reach it.
00:13:48What?
00:14:06Put the gun down.
00:14:07That's it?
00:14:22Is it just the splinter?
00:14:23No bite.
00:14:26See?
00:14:27Snake charm works.
00:14:28I ain't scared of snakes, okay?
00:14:35I just don't like them.
00:14:45Nonetheless, you was willing to chore on my butt to save my hide.
00:14:50The fact is, you've been saving my hide since we met.
00:14:58I ain't a man to take that lightly.
00:15:01Let's get.
00:15:01I need to turn back by now.
00:15:15Posse will never cross the county line.
00:15:18I've got some talking to do.
00:15:19Well, you've given up the back.
00:15:45Well, well, just this once.
00:15:47How come you can't talk?
00:16:11Baby, you had a baby.
00:16:17You're the baby. Baby can't talk.
00:16:21You was born dumb, but not deaf.
00:16:25Not deaf.
00:16:27What's your name? What do people call you?
00:16:30What do people call you?
00:17:00That's, uh, the Lightning Jack Cain.
00:17:09You, uh, you probably heard of me.
00:17:12What do people call you?
00:17:21Let's go.
00:17:51Let's go.
00:18:21Let's go.
00:18:23We want to be an outlaw.
00:18:26Not everybody.
00:18:28Let's go.
00:18:29Let's go.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:34Let's go.
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00:19:00Let's go.
00:19:01Let's go.
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00:19:05Let's go.
00:19:06Let's go.
00:19:07Let's go.
00:19:08Let's go.
00:19:09Now let's go.
00:19:11Let's go.
00:19:12This is what gave you that notion.
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:24Well.
00:19:25My eyes get a little fuzzy up close.
00:19:26Tryin' to read or squintin' down the site.
00:19:28But I can hit anything you can point at.
00:19:32And it'll be dead, pull your fingers straight.
00:19:35See that?
00:19:39That's an eagle eye.
00:19:41Got it off a Navajo medicine man.
00:19:43$75.
00:19:45That's my aim and I.
00:19:47So don't start thinking.
00:19:49Just cause one part of me ain't working good that I got a weakness.
00:19:57Yeah.
00:20:00I guess you know better than me how folks react to weakness.
00:20:05Anyway, you still think I need help?
00:20:12I can tell a one dollar bill from a hundred dollar bill.
00:20:38They're all bloody ones.
00:20:47I locked off a bank for 50 bucks.
00:20:56What?
00:20:57I'll never tell anyone.
00:21:10Oh, you'll never tell anyone.
00:21:20Oh, of course.
00:21:22Hey, hey.
00:21:23While you're at it, don't go talking to no one about that snake bite either.
00:21:28Hey.
00:21:29Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:31Hey.
00:21:31I'll just come out with them.
00:21:34Don't go talking and don't tell anyone.
00:21:38Hey, Ben.
00:21:40I'll probably make up a lot more funny jokes like that about you.
00:21:43But if you ride with me, nobody else will.
00:21:47Have you ever tried Arizona chicken?
00:22:02I mean, Australia's a colony.
00:22:10You see?
00:22:11So if you rob a bank back there, you want it all over the country.
00:22:14But in America, you can rob banks in five different states.
00:22:18You still got another 30 across the border and you run free.
00:22:21No worries.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24Democracy is a wonderful thing.
00:22:32What?
00:22:34Oh, gut pain.
00:22:36Well, pick your outhouse.
00:22:38The next time you eat buzzard, only the drumsticks.
00:22:49Hey.
00:22:50You ain't got all day.
00:22:52Go anywhere.
00:22:52Go anywhere.
00:23:22Must have been a powerful, bad smeller.
00:23:43What do you smell, old mate?
00:23:44Not you.
00:23:49Him.
00:23:49His mate.
00:23:51That's his name.
00:23:53I was going to call him Thunder at one stage.
00:23:55You know, lightning jack and thunder.
00:23:58You wouldn't hear of it.
00:24:01Uh-huh.
00:24:03That's what he smelt.
00:24:04Nah.
00:24:17They're just plain folks.
00:24:19I never shoot plain folks.
00:24:21At least they really annoy me.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:26Mount up.
00:24:32Sling it.
00:24:37Act like your mind's gone away.
00:24:39Smile.
00:24:40I don't need a gun.
00:24:41I don't need a gun.
00:24:42I'm going to charm these folks out of a $10 horse.
00:24:45$5.
00:24:46Maybe less.
00:24:48I got a silver tongue.
00:24:50Howdy, neighbours.
00:24:51$30 for this bag of bones.
00:24:56Thieving bastard.
00:24:57I should have shot him.
00:24:58Okay, don't hold it.
00:25:22Now, relax.
00:25:24Like I said, democracy.
00:25:25I'm not wanted in this state until after we rock the bank.
00:25:38I go in.
00:25:41I go to the far wall.
00:25:44Wave the money.
00:25:45Then you come in.
00:25:46I do the speech.
00:25:48All you've got to do is draw your gun and cover me.
00:25:51Oh, unless someone goes for their gun.
00:25:57Then you shoot them.
00:26:11Now, hold steady, gentlemen.
00:26:13Well, ma'am, we can do this the easy way.
00:26:20No one has to die.
00:26:22Or we can do it the hard way.
00:26:25The choice is yours.
00:26:26No one has to die.
00:26:43There's someone who's out in the bank, get me there, quick!
00:27:02Bank robbery, bungled.
00:27:32In a display of criminal stupidity, one of the two would-be robbers managed to shoot himself
00:27:40before the tellers could even raise their hands.
00:27:48His partner panicked, and the two fled in fear as the bank staff laughed in their faces.
00:27:55One witness thought one of the men was Jack Cain.
00:27:58Jack Cain?
00:28:00What happened to Lightning Jack?
00:28:02I sweat blood in that handle, and some piss-out reporter just leaves it out.
00:28:08I'm writing him a letter.
00:28:12U.S. Marshal Daniel Kurtz dismissed this claim, saying every time there's a robbery,
00:28:17someone identifies Cain.
00:28:21But that colourful outlaw here is finished, Cain.
00:28:25There's just a loose end who will be cut off.
00:28:27You sure...
00:28:28You sure ain't no Jesse James.
00:28:31What do I mean, ain't no Jesse James?
00:28:35What's so special about Jesse James?
00:28:38Sure didn't impress me none.
00:28:39I know Jesse James.
00:28:56Yeah.
00:28:57Rode on a few banks a couple of years back with him and his brother Frank.
00:29:00Frank's the brains.
00:29:03Jesse is a peckerhead.
00:29:08Peckerhead.
00:29:09Down there, that's your pecker?
00:29:11Jesse's a peckerhead.
00:29:11Is he bald?
00:29:24Nah, he's not bald.
00:29:26Just dumb.
00:29:28Dumb like I was to try and rub a bank with a greenhorn like you.
00:29:31We've got to face the facts.
00:29:45I was born to be an outlaw.
00:29:48You wasn't.
00:29:51Go home, kid.
00:29:53Forget it.
00:29:54Just one good headline.
00:29:57Is that too much to ask?
00:29:59You want bullets?
00:30:11What do you want them for?
00:30:13Gonna rob a bank.
00:30:16By yourself.
00:30:21Why are you gonna join up with the James boys?
00:30:24They're gonna learn you to be an outlaw.
00:30:25So one day I'll pick up the newspaper and it'll say,
00:30:30Jesse James and Ben Doyle rob bank.
00:30:34Like they could teach you things that I couldn't.
00:30:38I suppose they'll put that in the paper too, will they?
00:30:42Jesse James succeeds where Jack Kane failed.
00:30:45Uh, Ben?
00:31:07come on those James boys couldn't even teach you to fart like an outlaw
00:31:37guitar solo
00:32:07Yeah, there'll be more of them.
00:32:34If they come down for a visit, just do like I do.
00:32:36Spend some friendly time with them, Alvajar.
00:32:39There'd be no trouble if we followed their rules.
00:32:42Just pass them through.
00:32:51Show no fear.
00:32:53No disrespect.
00:32:56Most important.
00:33:02Oh, shit.
00:33:04No rules.
00:33:06Here, Comanche.
00:33:07Just mount up steady like.
00:33:23They ain't gone.
00:33:25Comanche don't even have a word for retreat.
00:33:27We'll be circling right now.
00:33:29原來's my mental persistence.
00:33:33We're in school now.
00:33:35And we're not doing that again.
00:33:38We're going to go ahead and do it.
00:33:39We're on fire chase.
00:33:41We're on fire.
00:33:42We're going to go ahead and do it.
00:33:43We're going to go ahead and do it.
00:33:44That means the other three will come from my side.
00:34:04No shit, no matter what, just follow me.
00:34:34Get out, Ben, wide and low.
00:35:04Get out, Ben, wide and low and low and low and low and low and low and low and low.
00:35:34Get out, Ben, wide and low.
00:36:04Get out, Ben, wide and low.
00:36:34Get out, Ben, wide and low and low and low and low and low and low.
00:36:41Get out, Ben.
00:36:48Get out, Ben.
00:36:49Get out, Ben.
00:36:56Get out, Ben.
00:36:57Get out, Ben.
00:36:58Ben.
00:36:59Get out, Ben.
00:37:00Ben.
00:37:31Get out, Ben.
00:37:32Get out, Ben.
00:37:33Get out, Ben.
00:37:34Get out, Ben.
00:37:35Get out, Ben.
00:37:36Get out, Ben.
00:37:37Get out, Ben.
00:37:38Ben.
00:37:39Ben.
00:37:40Get out, Ben.
00:37:41Get out, Ben.
00:37:42Get out, Ben.
00:37:43Get out, Ben.
00:37:44Get out, Ben.
00:37:45Get out, Ben.
00:37:46Get out, Ben.
00:37:47Get out, Ben.
00:37:48Get out, Ben.
00:37:49Get out, Ben.
00:37:50Get out, Ben.
00:37:51Get out, Ben.
00:37:52Get out, Ben.
00:37:53Get out, Ben.
00:37:54Get out, Ben.
00:37:55Get out, Ben.
00:37:56Get out, Ben.
00:37:57Get out, Ben.
00:37:58Get out, Ben.
00:37:59Get out, Ben.
00:38:00Get out, Ben.
00:38:01a folk hero outlaw and then you'll be just the lawman who failed to catch him so far it's just
00:38:09this one small paper but it could catch on then we'll have to deflate mr kane pronto
00:38:17now i can find the right people and the proper incentive what i need is some financial support
00:38:23from the law and order association well i'm sure that can be arranged junction city and the mail
00:38:28are behind you 100 percent governor
00:38:40i'm safe there's no law in wayside flats got us a cabin a couple of miles up the road
00:38:47tomorrow i'll start teaching you the outlaw trade and now something more important red guard us alone
00:38:58only one reason this town exists tell me how long has it been since you headed down a woman
00:39:10i don't know
00:39:20you never you never
00:39:23you're a full grown man we're outlaws
00:39:37figure on learning how to rob banks never figured on learning you're at lovemaking
00:39:55does your picker work proper
00:39:57whenever a sweet smell of a gal passes close by does it stand up and say howdy
00:40:07good
00:40:07you do you do know where to put it see you're just nervous right hey my first time only time in my entire
00:40:19life i was ever i was ever scared shitless
00:40:24yeah it was a it was a nerve jangling experience for for a boy 11 years
00:40:32it's as simple as riding a horse
00:40:37start with a walk
00:40:41now move into a canter
00:40:43steady like don't trot never trot
00:40:50now you hold that steady canter till that sweet little creature starts to moan
00:40:56that's your signal yeah yeah ride hard come on yes
00:41:07you boys got business here
00:41:13now remember
00:41:23never just jump on a woman first tell her she's got a pretty dress
00:41:28my soft hair or in your case stroke it a few times
00:41:33then jump on her
00:41:34love mate
00:41:35never mind
00:41:41hey
00:41:42jack boys
00:41:43ready
00:41:4610
00:41:50all right
00:41:54oh
00:41:55mr king
00:41:56all the mad
00:41:58this work
00:41:59what'll it be the usual
00:42:00they told me you were badly wounded maybe even dead well fact is I did stop
00:42:15enough lead to kill a normal man do you know me I'm as tough and hard as the
00:42:21nickel state you surely are
00:42:26oh I want you to meet my new partner Ben Doyle Ben this is the Miss Lana
00:42:34Castell previous gal in the county sweetest singing voice in the entire
00:42:39state pleased to meet you Ben would you like a Benzer Benzer man a few words but
00:42:49he was just saying to me on the way in that he'd really like it if you could
00:42:53organize
00:42:59they are
00:43:02they are here's a perfect match for Ben he don't talk much and she never stops
00:43:08yeah now feel I darling I want you to take good care of our friend Ben here he
00:43:16could surely use a nice hot bed but aside from that he's unsolved
00:43:23well what a coincidence am I
00:43:29what do you say you and me get acquainted over some bubbly champagne
00:43:33come on
00:43:40right now let you and me get on with my pleasure
00:43:45I'm gonna do my special I'm gonna do my special number now
00:43:57cowboy job
00:43:59he was just alone with a heart
00:44:07with a heart
00:44:09ha ha ha ha
00:44:11ha ha ha
00:44:13a heart
00:44:15hey is that a thing like that
00:44:17with eyes of heaven's own blue
00:44:19your sweetheart
00:44:21your sweetheart
00:44:23waits for you
00:44:25just
00:44:27your sweetheart
00:44:28waits for you
00:44:30and on the lonely
00:44:33Darn, if you ain't the quietest man I ever met.
00:44:39You ain't said more than two or three words in almost an hour.
00:44:42Mind you, I am not one to complain about such things.
00:44:45Most men will just interrupt a person or talk right on over the top of you.
00:44:49But not you, sweetie.
00:44:50You are a rare gentleman, Ben.
00:44:58Now, don't you want to say something sweet about me?
00:45:01And go right on ahead, darling.
00:45:09You can't talk, can you?
00:45:15Is there any other part of you that doesn't work properly?
00:45:23So you mean to say, no matter what different things we find ourselves getting up to,
00:45:30you couldn't tell nobody, could you, ever?
00:45:33Matt, isn't that a real shame?
00:45:54Matt, isn't that a real shame?
00:46:01New York.
00:46:03We'll go to New York City.
00:46:05I reckon people there have got culture coming out of their ears.
00:46:08When, Jack?
00:46:09Well, one last job.
00:46:11I need a couple of weeks to get Ben ready.
00:46:13I'm glad you got Ben to watch your back.
00:46:16You know, there's some things a woman can tell right off.
00:46:18He's loyal to you.
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:21I'll be on account if I saved his life.
00:46:23He got bit in the leg by a rattler.
00:46:25If I hadn't been there to calm him down and suck out the poison, he was a goner.
00:46:29Of course, we never.
00:46:31We never mention it.
00:46:33Men.
00:46:35Well, this time we really are going to go off and make a fresh start.
00:46:39I can feel it.
00:46:41Seems like only yesterday I promised to take you away.
00:46:44It's been nine years.
00:46:47Honey.
00:46:48What's the deal, Luke?
00:46:57Someone looking bright and perky this morning?
00:47:00Let me guess.
00:47:01I'm excited about starting your school today, right?
00:47:05Huh?
00:47:06Something else put that silly grin on your face?
00:47:13Howdy, Ben.
00:47:14What did you do last night?
00:47:18Oh, now.
00:47:22You mean you?
00:47:26Right on it?
00:47:29I'd like to hear sorry from you, boy.
00:47:36That stupid grin just don't get it done.
00:47:45Don't look at him.
00:47:48This is, uh, none of my affairs, gentlemen.
00:48:06Hey, Mick.
00:48:08You've got to watch this.
00:48:10That's Comanche Doyle.
00:48:12He don't look like no engine.
00:48:14He ain't.
00:48:14They call him Comanche, because after he guns a man down, he cuts out his tongue.
00:48:24Got a dozen of them on a string around his neck.
00:48:32Under his shirt.
00:48:35Likes to feel it next to his skin.
00:48:36Yeah, I heard about him.
00:48:44Comanche Doyle.
00:48:46Comanche Doyle.
00:48:47Yep.
00:48:47Dangerous fellow.
00:48:51About 50 bucks, says.
00:48:53He can drop them both.
00:48:55Without spilling his beer.
00:49:00Make it 100.
00:49:01Now, just hold on there.
00:49:10No point in getting all head up over a little spilled beer.
00:49:13Heck, I spill more than that just taking a drink.
00:49:18I guess I'm just clumsy.
00:49:22No offense, Mr. Doyle.
00:49:24Lucky fella.
00:49:32Appreciate you not making trouble in my town, Comanche.
00:49:44Coming?
00:49:44that's what you call bluff
00:49:56we scared the gizzards out of them boys
00:50:01I surely hope your friend wasn't running from me
00:50:13he's more likely to be running after a pretty little filly like you
00:50:17you can be sure of that
00:50:18last night he practically begged me to marry him
00:50:21but I'm too young for that
00:50:25you gotta love him
00:50:43no point in practice than that
00:50:50too slow
00:50:51got a better idea for you
00:50:53take that read off
00:50:54rode with a fella once
00:50:57I'm a bad eyes McBain
00:50:59now he really needed eyeglasses
00:51:03couldn't see past his hand
00:51:05so
00:51:07try that on
00:51:09made himself
00:51:13a special piece
00:51:1420 gauge cut down
00:51:23it's a close-up gun
00:51:45we'll get close
00:51:47take it easy
00:52:02that knot in the wall
00:52:0545 caliber
00:52:1250 caliber special
00:52:20lightning don't strike twice
00:52:22once is enough
00:52:23now
00:52:25this shotgun
00:52:26six or seven paces
00:52:28blow a man clean out of his boots
00:52:30but at 30 paces
00:52:32it'll just make him real pissed off
00:52:43put it away
00:52:52now
00:52:55no point pulling a gun on a man
00:52:57if you look like a scared rabbit
00:52:59you gotta look right through him
00:53:01like he's nothing
00:53:03think like
00:53:08you're a rattlesnake
00:53:11he's just a little mouse
00:53:13me?
00:53:22is that how I do it?
00:53:25no
00:53:25I just
00:53:27I just know I'm good
00:53:29real good
00:53:45that tale I was telling
00:54:03about you being Comanche
00:54:04Doyle
00:54:05ain't entirely made up
00:54:07of course it ain't true
00:54:09about Comanche cutting out a man's tongue
00:54:11Ben
00:54:12I want you to have this
00:54:14the fact is
00:54:17ain't even an engine charm
00:54:19I got it off an old China man
00:54:20it's a fertility charm
00:54:23they ain't tongues
00:54:24they're um
00:54:25testicles
00:54:27you know
00:54:28balls
00:54:28from now on
00:54:30they're tongues
00:54:31Comanche
00:54:32no need to thank me
00:54:35just get on with your gun practice
00:54:36let's fix us up a bit of grub
00:54:38heard talk
00:54:42he used to lay low
00:54:43around these parts
00:54:44figured he'd hit here
00:54:47if he's all shot up
00:54:48how shot up
00:54:49don't matter
00:54:50the reward stands
00:54:51alive
00:54:53or dead
00:54:54well I can't recollect
00:54:56anyone like that
00:54:57hey Lana
00:54:58these two
00:54:59lawmen
00:55:00are asking about
00:55:02another law
00:55:02by the name of
00:55:03Lightning Jack Kane
00:55:04you know him
00:55:05lawmen
00:55:07lawmen are always
00:55:10fat old grouchy types
00:55:11if you two are lawmen
00:55:12you can lock me up
00:55:14no ma'am
00:55:14we are the law
00:55:16one
00:55:17special U.S.
00:55:20deputy marchands
00:55:20you know Kane
00:55:23oh I met him once
00:55:24that was enough
00:55:25he was no outlaw
00:55:27outlaws can be gentlemen
00:55:28no sir
00:55:29Mr. Lightning Jack Kane
00:55:31was a mean
00:55:31low down
00:55:32conniving skunk
00:55:34I heard he's dead
00:55:36I hope he is
00:55:39you boys look
00:55:42parched
00:55:44Sally
00:55:46why don't you find
00:55:48these two handsome boys
00:55:49a table
00:55:50while I hustle up
00:55:51something
00:55:51when
00:55:52you should be
00:56:03on the stage
00:56:04yeah
00:56:04I can swear
00:56:05you meant that
00:56:06yeah well
00:56:06that part about
00:56:07Jack being low
00:56:08down mean
00:56:09conniving skunk
00:56:09I meant it
00:56:10huh
00:56:11you be careful
00:56:12them boys
00:56:13are total badger
00:56:14I guess that
00:56:15makes them mingle
00:56:16they gotta smell
00:56:17of death on them
00:56:18I know
00:56:19I just wanna know
00:56:21why the sudden
00:56:22interest in Jack
00:56:23it's me
00:56:38Lana
00:56:39Jack
00:56:45Jack
00:56:47I'm awake
00:56:50you told me
00:56:52you always let
00:56:52buck naked
00:56:52yeah
00:56:54I do
00:56:56but
00:56:56wouldn't be decent
00:56:58in front of another man
00:56:59that what brought you here
00:57:04in the middle of the night
00:57:04started thinking about me
00:57:06buck naked
00:57:07I came here to warn you
00:57:13there's two deputy marshals
00:57:15in town telling folks
00:57:16there's a dead or alive reward
00:57:17on you
00:57:18dead or alive reward
00:57:21how much reward
00:57:23I think they said
00:57:24I think they said
00:57:24two hundred
00:57:25two hundred dollars
00:57:29well maybe it was
00:57:30two thousand
00:57:31what's the difference
00:57:32it's dead or alive
00:57:34what's the difference
00:57:35women
00:57:37two hundred dollars
00:57:40is a fitting reward
00:57:41for a two-bit cattle rustler
00:57:43darling
00:57:44I'm lightning Jack Kane
00:57:46a bank robber
00:57:47and a cold-blooded killer
00:57:48yeah
00:57:53silly me
00:57:53I must have panicked
00:57:54maybe they said
00:57:55five thousand
00:57:56five thousand
00:57:59yeah
00:58:00sounds more like it
00:58:02saddle up Ben
00:58:03folks around here
00:58:06turning their kinfolk
00:58:07for less than that
00:58:08five thousand dollars
00:58:11eh
00:58:11Jack
00:58:13I'm scared
00:58:15ah
00:58:17the law's been on my tail
00:58:19for years
00:58:19no this is different
00:58:20these are bounty hunters
00:58:21and there's more coming
00:58:23some marshal up north
00:58:25has been hiring killers
00:58:26special deputies
00:58:28Dan Kurtz
00:58:30Junction City
00:58:31it's not safe for you
00:58:32here anymore Jack
00:58:33you can't come back
00:58:35ah
00:58:36see we can't
00:58:37no
00:58:37no matter
00:58:38you
00:58:38I ain't planning to come back
00:58:40not more than once
00:58:42I'll take you with me
00:58:43like I promised
00:58:44when
00:58:50one last big job
00:58:52I'll be back at the end of the month
00:58:56you'll be ready to run
00:58:58got my word
00:59:03hi
00:59:09I don't suppose you picked up
00:59:12one of them wanted posters
00:59:14with my name on it
00:59:15no
00:59:16this is just a small town
00:59:29we need a big city bank
00:59:31like Junction City
00:59:33right
00:59:36rob that bank again
00:59:38I can never go back there
00:59:40the whole town is deputized
00:59:41lightning
00:59:44never
00:59:46lightning never strikes twice
00:59:47you've got a point
00:59:49it's the last place
00:59:51on earth
00:59:51anyone would expect me
00:59:52to turn up
00:59:53starting to think
00:59:54like an outlaw kid
00:59:55here it is
01:00:03the biggest scattles
01:00:04they have of the year
01:00:05Junction City
01:00:07Oxen Yards
01:00:08Friday the 27th
01:00:12that's next Friday
01:00:13that bank
01:00:15will be fat
01:00:16than the baker's wife
01:00:17you and me
01:00:19are going to take it
01:00:20get us another beer Ben
01:00:26want to do some more thinking
01:00:28oh sorry
01:00:31get us another drink
01:00:32Comanche
01:00:33hey boy
01:00:46me and my friends
01:00:49were just wondering
01:00:49about that
01:00:50you planning on
01:00:53drawing down on
01:00:54squirrel
01:00:54or duck
01:00:56that man in the black coat
01:01:07that's John T. Coles
01:01:09Coles
01:01:10a gunfire
01:01:11from up north
01:01:12what's the matter boy
01:01:24you think
01:01:28you can see
01:01:28a squirrel
01:01:28gentlemen
01:01:39this is
01:01:42Mr. Comanche
01:01:43Doyle
01:01:44he's a bit
01:01:46sad folks around here
01:01:49don't pay him
01:01:50no never mind
01:01:50you're doing a lot of
01:01:51flapping off at the mouth
01:01:52mister
01:01:53you're buying into this
01:01:54you can let that big mouth
01:01:56of yours
01:01:56just go on
01:01:57flapping
01:01:58you're right sir
01:02:13this is none of my business
01:02:15my big mouth is
01:02:18shut tight
01:02:20I was just about to leave
01:02:23good idea
01:02:24just stick your tail
01:02:26between your legs
01:02:27and slink out of here
01:02:28like a yellow dog
01:02:29here
01:02:36try mine
01:02:37get
01:02:39can't take on
01:02:44four guns
01:02:44get
01:02:44now then
01:02:48mister
01:02:50Comanche
01:02:51you got two choices
01:02:55either you pull that squirrel gun of yours
01:02:59or I pull it for you
01:03:00maybe stick it up your squirrel ass
01:03:03yeah
01:03:23four
01:03:25is hard
01:03:25but three
01:03:28easy
01:03:31I'm so good
01:03:41I scare myself
01:03:42you boys are lucky
01:03:47they have commands
01:03:49you have drawn down on you
01:03:50Ben
01:03:53hold it right there
01:03:55mister
01:03:56you blink an eye
01:03:58I'll cut you in half
01:04:00good night
01:04:08night Jeff
01:04:09sure
01:04:10here's there was another drifter involved
01:04:13but he's got out of fast
01:04:14nobody in town
01:04:16ever seen any of them before
01:04:17but one of the boys
01:04:18said he hid the name
01:04:19Comanche Doyle
01:04:21that be you
01:04:24mister gunfighter
01:04:25Comanche
01:04:27maybe a good pistol weapon
01:04:32loosen up your tongue
01:04:33leave it thee
01:04:34Bart
01:04:34it don't matter none
01:04:36what he calls himself
01:04:38I'll telegraph his description
01:04:39around tomorrow
01:04:40my guess is
01:04:42we'll know who he is
01:04:43but then
01:04:43anybody that's fast
01:04:45with a gun
01:04:46has got to be wanted
01:04:47for something
01:04:48you know
01:04:50men like you
01:04:52got to understand
01:04:53the old ways
01:04:56is finished
01:04:57you can't outrun the wire
01:05:00it's the 19th century
01:05:02check around outside
01:05:07Bart
01:05:07make sure the boys
01:05:09have settled down
01:05:10for the night
01:05:10it's been a long time
01:05:23Jack
01:05:24at least ten years
01:05:31Tom
01:05:31yeah
01:05:32have you been
01:05:32surviving
01:05:34just
01:05:35surviving
01:05:36you know
01:05:38I can't let you
01:05:39just walk away
01:05:40with too many witnesses
01:05:41by tomorrow
01:05:43the old county
01:05:43is going to know
01:05:44about the shootout
01:05:45shit
01:05:48ten years ago
01:05:49I'd have kicked
01:05:50this cell door down
01:05:51and rode out of town
01:05:52with you
01:05:52but now
01:05:53nah
01:05:54just do your job
01:05:55Tom
01:05:55we all got to
01:05:57survive best way
01:05:57we can
01:05:58don't take it
01:06:00personal
01:06:00I didn't put
01:06:03no name
01:06:03to the description
01:06:04it's the best
01:06:06I can do
01:06:06partner
01:06:07appreciate it
01:06:10hold quiet
01:06:11outside
01:06:11sheriff
01:06:12well
01:06:14you're deputized
01:06:15Bart
01:06:15just don't get
01:06:17close to the drifter
01:06:18and I'll
01:06:20spell you about
01:06:21sun up
01:06:22lock her up
01:06:24tight
01:06:25evening sheriff
01:06:36less
01:06:41and
01:06:51sound
01:06:53sound
01:06:54out
01:06:57who's there
01:07:07you boys can act the fool all you want
01:07:14I ain't open up for nobody
01:07:17go home and sleep it all
01:07:20darn fool
01:07:27I don't know if it blows up
01:07:29oh
01:07:31yeah
01:07:57oh
01:07:59oh
01:08:01oh
01:08:02We're lucky here.
01:08:29No aim in sights.
01:08:32You sure got lucky in that ruckus, boy.
01:08:39No, you got lucky.
01:08:41Lucky I didn't blow a hole in that big turd you're using for a head.
01:08:44On your feet, son of a bitch.
01:09:05Slowly, boy.
01:09:11One hand out front, the other on your head.
01:09:15Come closer.
01:09:16Back up.
01:09:26Back up.
01:09:26Now you can dunk down.
01:09:42No point me missing a good night's sleep over a scum like you.
01:09:47No point me missing a good night.
01:09:59No point me missing a good night.
01:10:03Hey, deputy.
01:10:22Hurry up.
01:10:35Come on.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:43Fire!
01:11:07Oh, my God.
01:11:37Oh, my God.
01:12:07Oh, my God.
01:12:37You got religion, Ben?
01:12:46No, I never thought much on it myself.
01:12:49Till back there when you came through the flames,
01:12:52thought you was old Satan himself, come to claim me personal.
01:12:55I've come to thinking, Ben, you've got a shortcoming.
01:13:05It just ain't partial to pulling that trigger and blowing a man's head off, right?
01:13:09Hey, don't be ashamed, Ben.
01:13:15Nobody's perfect.
01:13:16Even I got one flaw in my nature.
01:13:19Never could trust anyone.
01:13:22Till now.
01:13:23Well, you being gun-shy don't matter.
01:13:26Shit, I shoot better than any two men alive anyway.
01:13:30What counts is I trust you, partner.
01:13:35Trust you like a brother.
01:13:36And that touches me to feel like I should give you a big hug.
01:13:46So it's a lucky thing we don't do that kind of sissy stuff.
01:13:49Let's go.
01:14:00Yes!
01:14:01Three dollar now, four really better.
01:14:04Four dollar now, four, four now, five.
01:14:05Five dollar really better.
01:14:06Five dollar now, six.
01:14:07Six dollar now, seven.
01:14:08Seven dollar now, eight, eight, eight dollar.
01:14:10Eight dollar...
01:14:10The sales finish at 3 o'clock.
01:14:14By 5, that bank will be bursting on the seams with cash.
01:14:18Then we go in and pay our respects.
01:14:27Yeah, I'm out.
01:14:29That's what's going to give us the element of surprise.
01:14:34I'll show you.
01:14:39Beg your pardon, sir.
01:14:41That bank over there, is that where those outlaws were ambushed?
01:14:45It surely is, sir.
01:14:47You were right.
01:14:49Outlaws.
01:14:50Makes me nervous about depositing our cash there.
01:14:53Gentlemen, gentlemen, you are looking at the safest bank in the state.
01:14:57By every businessman in town as a member,
01:14:59and at the first tent of trouble...
01:15:01No outlaw in the territory would even think about it.
01:15:14Not after the way we handled that younger gang.
01:15:18You were part of that.
01:15:19I was first to spot them.
01:15:23I guess I...
01:15:25I'm just having an eye for trouble.
01:15:32That's, uh, definitely the bank for us, then.
01:15:34For sure.
01:15:45Oh, no.
01:15:46The good side is that he couldn't spot an outlaw
01:15:50if they took a dump in his hat.
01:15:53The bad side is he just proved it.
01:15:54No.
01:15:58Two riders.
01:16:01One on the left.
01:16:02That's J.D. Kincaid.
01:16:04One of the bank robbery in four states.
01:16:07I hope he didn't spot me.
01:16:09His gang must be in town somewhere.
01:16:11He wouldn't be dumb enough
01:16:12to try and take that bank with just two men.
01:16:20That's different.
01:16:22You better follow him.
01:16:23Careful, though.
01:16:25I'll lead you back at the stables.
01:16:36I'll lead you back at the stables.
01:17:06I'll lead you back at the bank's on them.
01:17:08One of them, uh,
01:17:09guy with an eye patch,
01:17:10big fella.
01:17:12Dutch Spencer.
01:17:13That's the Kincaid gang.
01:17:14They're here after the bank.
01:17:19Should have known.
01:17:20Biggest cattle sale of the year.
01:17:22Town not expecting anything.
01:17:24Outlaw thinkable.
01:17:28We've got two choices.
01:17:31We go in now, first.
01:17:33Take the bank right now.
01:17:35Now they're worth taking
01:17:36until the sale's over.
01:17:38Second choice.
01:17:39We let Kincaid knock over the bank.
01:17:41We jump him on the way out of town.
01:17:45Which way out of town?
01:17:47I hate these big cities.
01:17:50What?
01:17:51Three.
01:17:53Third choice.
01:17:56We quit.
01:17:57Find another bank.
01:17:58What?
01:18:28Well, what's wrong? What is it?
01:18:46Outlaws?
01:18:47Bank!
01:18:48I got to alert the members.
01:18:51Pete!
01:18:51You go get the marshal, and I'll sound the alarm.
01:18:56Don't run.
01:18:58You go get the marshal.
01:19:28Hold it! Hold it! Hold it right there!
01:19:46Don't shoot!
01:19:47All right, step forward.
01:19:49Everybody, step forward.
01:19:53Put your weapons on the ground.
01:19:55Lay them on the ground.
01:19:56This way. Hurry.
01:19:59Set it up right there. That's good.
01:20:00Do like a shot of marshal Kurtz.
01:20:02Capturing.
01:20:03All the bank robbers. All ready?
01:20:05All right.
01:20:06Hold it.
01:20:08Hold it.
01:20:08Come on.
01:20:38All right now, you want to set up a shot right in front of the town hall, just bring the camera to this place.
01:20:43I swear I'll never forget the look on their faces when they saw all those guys.
01:20:48Yes, sirree, it'll be a cold day in hell before any outlaw even thinks about robbing this.
01:21:08Let's go.
01:21:13You're the committee of the Law and Order Association.
01:21:30Now, you must stand perfectly still.
01:21:44Wait for me at the horse.
01:21:45There's one more thing I've got to do.
01:21:46Now, gentlemen, just a little bit closer together, please.
01:22:00And if you folks will move off just a little bit, thank you very much.
01:22:03Now, gentlemen, please.
01:22:05It still is possible.
01:22:07This one is for the big papers back east.
01:22:09They'll want to see the original committee.
01:22:11And, of course, our next governor.
01:22:14All right, gentlemen.
01:22:18Hold it.
01:22:20Hold it.
01:22:21Hold it.
01:22:30Hold it.
01:22:30Hold it.
01:22:30Hold it.
01:22:31Hold it.
01:22:32Hold it.
01:22:33Hold it.
01:22:34Hold it.
01:22:35Hold it.
01:22:36Hold it.
01:22:37Hold it.
01:22:38Hold it.
01:22:39Hold it.
01:22:40Hold it.
01:22:41Hold it.
01:22:42Hold it.
01:22:43Hold it.
01:22:44Hold it.
01:22:45Hold it.
01:22:46Hold it.
01:22:47Hold it.
01:22:48Hold it.
01:22:49Hold it.
01:22:50how long are these buzzards gonna stay in town all as long as they're being paid
01:22:55they'll stay until they realize that Jack never coming back oh right a man
01:23:06don't have to keep his word to a whore someone should have told Lana that ten
01:23:11years ago maybe she ain't gonna hear it today Lana why don't you come inside and
01:23:27share a nice cool lemonade with me home just getting a breath of fresh air away
01:23:31from them Jack's most likely wait until things get a bit quieter here well of
01:23:37course I mean you can't just ride up in broad daylight they'd spot him a mile
01:23:45away honey how many men have asked you to ride off with and maybe even marry up
01:23:53with more than that can count start counting darling one day you're gonna be
01:23:59standing on some dusty porch waiting for a night in shining armor there really ain't
01:24:03a night at all just some gritty old cow
01:24:07what
01:24:34Shut up! Just shut up and drive.
01:24:39Righty, ma'am.
01:24:44Kincade gang.
01:24:52Hey, Ben. Relax. Lana will be alright.
01:24:56It's just a hick town, no sheriff.
01:24:59Besides, it's been two weeks and no one's looking for us.
01:25:04Yep. We did the perfect crime, kid.
01:25:11And no one will ever know about it.
01:25:21Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:25:27Did you get everything, honey? Any problems?
01:25:30Maybe. Ben, why don't you check my supplies,
01:25:33make sure I packed them nice and tight.
01:25:46Newspaper got a letter with this bank manager's watch as proof.
01:25:49The letter says that you were the mastermind behind the robbery.
01:25:53That you double-crossed the Kincade gang.
01:25:56They even pointed out your photograph.
01:25:58And, Jack, the letter was signed Comanche.
01:26:05Read out that part underneath my likeness.
01:26:14Read it out loud.
01:26:17Ten-thousand-dollar reward for Mr. Lightning Jack Kane.
01:26:24Described by Marshal Kurtz as meaner than a rattlesnake and twice as cunning.
01:26:29Oh, Ben, why?
01:26:31Oh, Ben, why?
01:26:33Ten-thousand-dollars reward.
01:26:34Ha!
01:26:35Men are in a rattlesnake.
01:26:36Twice as gunnins.
01:26:37$10,000 reward.
01:26:57Men are in a rattlesnake.
01:27:00Twice as gunnins.
01:27:03$10,000.
01:27:04That's a Indian ritual.
01:27:13You better get rolling.
01:27:16Every lawman in the territory is going to be looking for me and Ben.
01:27:20Maybe every lawman in the country.
01:27:23Right.
01:27:31Hey Ben, we're the cane gang.
01:27:34Outlaws.
01:27:37Jack, folks in town said this trail leads to hostile Apache country.
01:27:41Good.
01:27:43See this?
01:27:44It's a spirit bag.
01:27:47Bought it off an Apache medicine man.
01:27:49That makes me a full-blood brother to the Apache.
01:27:52I'm practically family.
01:27:54It's only $50.
01:27:55Well, even if it works for you, what about me and Ben?
01:27:58No problem.
01:27:59See, this covers my whole family.
01:28:02I just tell them you're my wife and Ben's our kid.
01:28:13Anyway, relax.
01:28:14I ain't an engine within a hundred miles of here.
01:28:17I can tell.
01:28:18I can tell you more.
01:28:21Okay.
01:28:23Bye.
01:28:26Bye.
01:28:39Bye.
01:28:39Bye.
01:28:40Bye.
01:28:40Bye.
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