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🐸🎩 A Tale of Two Toads (1989) – Full Animated Movie

In this Wind in the Willows TV special, the mischievous Toad of Toad Hall is in trouble — again! A gang of weasels has created an imposter “Toad” to take over his home and fortune. It’s up to his loyal friends Ratty, Mole, and Badger to expose the fake and bring back the real Toad!

🎨 With stop-motion animation, gentle humor, and classic storytelling, this charming British cartoon is perfect for family viewing and fans of Kenneth Grahame’s beloved characters.

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Transcript
00:00The world has held late heroes, as history books have again,
00:20but never a day went down to fame compared with that of two.
00:24Girls never made that Oxford, know all this to be known,
00:31but none of them know half as much as intelligent Mr. Doe.
00:45But never a day went down to fame compared with that of two.
00:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:24Hello!
01:32Toad!
01:33Ha ha ha ha!
01:34Woo hoo!
01:35Wahey!
01:36Hello, you chat!
01:38Hello, Toad!
01:40Great heavens, look at that thing!
01:43This is the light, eh?
01:45Toad's elegance, such smoothness, such silent speed!
01:49Not quite as much silence as there was, Toad!
01:53What?
01:54I said it's not as silent as it was!
01:56Eh?
01:57How do you be?
01:58Toad?
01:59What is that contraption?
02:02It's the latest thing, Major!
02:04It's the only thing!
02:06Ha ha!
02:07A steam-powered punt!
02:10Oh!
02:11Yes, takes a great deal of skill, mind you!
02:14Oh, yes, it would!
02:15One needs a natural sense of balance and understanding of the river,
02:20and the keen senses of a natural navigator!
02:24Toad!
02:24But as I was saying to the secretary of the heli-rigatta...
02:28Toad!
02:29There are some people for whom the river is an open book!
02:32Toad!
02:33Ahead of you!
02:34For whom every curve and ripple spells out a meaning!
02:36To whom the river speaks!
02:38To whom it says...
02:39Look out!
02:40Help!
02:41No, no, no, not look out!
02:42Mother!
02:43I'm going to make a hike a walk out!
02:44Aye!
02:45Oh!
02:46Oh!
02:46Err!
02:47Help!
02:48Help!
02:49Help!
02:50Oh, dear!
02:51Poor Mr Toad!
02:52Indeed, my dear chief!
02:53Poor, poor, poor Mr Toad!
02:54Toad!
02:55Well, all I can say is...
02:56And it's lucky I am the sortest chap that I am!
02:58How do you mean, Toad?
02:59Well, you just have to look at the way I reacted to danger back there, honey!
03:27I mean, lots of the people...
03:29Well, you know, ordinary people would have panicked!
03:31Honestly, Toad, anyone would think it was you that saved us!
03:34It was you that needed fishing out of the river!
03:37What absolute rot!
03:40I didn't need your help, my mother!
03:42I was enjoying myself tremendously!
03:45There will never be anyone quite like that animal!
03:50Yes, I suppose you're right, Major!
03:54There never will be anyone quite like me!
03:57Oh!
03:58Don't be too sure, my friend!
04:00Don't be too sure!
04:02strangely separated!
04:05Don't be too OK!
04:08No!
04:09You didn't sizable!
04:10Hello?
04:11Aaah!
04:12OW, ooo!
04:14What are you doing in my hammock, eh?
04:18I was only...
04:20Did you have a good day at the races, Chief?
04:23Yeah.
04:24I had a excellent day at the races.
04:27Thank heavens for that.
04:29Oh, you know.
04:30That's nice, Chief, because I, my son, have come up with a winner.
04:38Go and get the others.
04:43Right, you lot, shut up.
04:44I've got news for you.
04:47And there's someone here what I'd like you to meet.
04:55Keith, it's Toad. It's Toad.
04:58Yeah, unmistakable, ain't he?
05:01Know him anywhere, wouldn't you?
05:02And you'll know something else.
05:04Mr Toad here has very hospitably invited us to live with him at Toad Hall.
05:10Go and get the others.
05:12Hmm, Chief.
05:15Well?
05:15Um, what about, you know, rat and mole and badger?
05:22Oh, yeah.
05:23Oh, yeah.
05:24Who?
05:25You don't want to worry about silly old rat and silly old mole and silly, stupid, pompous old badger.
05:31Oh, just leave them to me.
05:34It's good that you ain't Toad at all.
05:36So, when are we moving in then, Chief?
05:38Just as soon as we've captured Toad.
05:41Oh, right, Chief.
05:43Just...
05:43But I thought, I mean...
05:46Mr Toad's here, Chief.
05:49You pathetic evil nothing.
05:52That ain't Toad.
05:55Not...
05:55Not Toad?
05:58Most certainly not.
05:59That's crazy.
06:01Is him barred, beer-boom Toad, at your services.
06:05Here.
06:06Why's he using that funny voice?
06:09Here.
06:09Why's he using that voice?
06:12Hang on.
06:13I didn't say that.
06:16Did I?
06:17Who is this lout?
06:18Lout?
06:19Who are you calling a lout?
06:21Now, looky here, Toad.
06:23He ain't Toad.
06:24He ain't Mr Bloomin' Toad of Toadall at all at all.
06:29He's not?
06:30No.
06:31But he's going to be.
06:34You're going to be, ain't ya?
06:36You are going to be Mr Toad of Toadall.
06:40But I don't quite understand, Chief.
06:43Of course you don't.
06:44That's because you've got to put him for a brain, ain't ya?
06:48Wow.
06:49Mr Isambard.
06:51He's an Hector.
06:52Yeah.
06:53That's what I'd say.
06:55Yeah.
06:55And an even better con man.
06:58Too kind, Chief.
06:59Con man, Chief?
07:01Exactly.
07:02When I seen him first at the races, he was hanging about the Nob's enclosure.
07:08Yeah.
07:08Yeah.
07:09Who was you?
07:10Who was you being, eh?
07:12Hmm?
07:13Oh, um, uh, the White Honorable Charles Syndrome via de via via.
07:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
07:19Yeah.
07:19Ha ha ha ha ha.
07:21Good at me, eh?
07:23It was Boba Boba.
07:24I know it, wasn't ya?
07:25Eh?
07:25Oh, uh, uh, an absolute surefire tip for a winner in the 3.30.
07:30And not a brass farthing to put on the grattin' thing.
07:32Tragic, mate.
07:33Tragic.
07:34Offer me book him a girl watch, don't you know?
07:36You take it, miserable blighter.
07:39Solid gold.
07:40Worth a fortune.
07:42Heh.
07:42Still...
07:43I wonder if, uh, well, um, please, you know, uh, I could, like, buy the watch off, off of ya.
07:51I say.
07:53What about, uh, a guinea and a half?
07:56Oh.
07:58Oh, dear.
08:00I mean, you know, it is solid gold, and I need a fiver to put on the Gigi.
08:06Oh, look, better forget it, eh?
08:07Uh, hang on.
08:09Yeah, yeah, look, one, one fiver.
08:11Well, it's a bargain, then.
08:13And here it is.
08:19Oh, solid gold, eh?
08:22Nope, solid brass.
08:23There's nothing inside like your head.
08:25You mean...
08:26That's right, conned I was, conned, something rotten.
08:29After I calmed down a bit, I knew it was him and me, he was born to be partners.
08:36Partners?
08:37The Chief Weasel and Mr. Toad of Toad Hall.
08:41You mean him?
08:42Of course I mean him.
08:43But, Chief, if he's not Toad, how...
08:46How do I manage to sound so uncannily like our friend, Mr. Toad?
08:50I am an actor.
08:53I have a natural ear.
08:56And having had the occasion to study, Mr. Toad, I now feel quite at liberty to say...
09:03I see.
09:06Oh, yeah, that's it.
09:11Oh, currency.
09:12Yes.
09:13So, with the assistance of my good friend, Isambard here, we'll be moving house very soon.
09:20There's rich pickings at Toad Hall, Isambard.
09:23So I believe, Chief.
09:24So, I believe.
09:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:33Well, it was a stupid, stupid idea in the first place.
09:38Oh, I mean a steam-driven pun, didn't he?
09:42Good job, I'm particularly clever. I don't know what might have happened
09:48Hello? Hello, what's that?
09:51Ah, good evening, Officer. Is something the matter?
09:58Good evening? Yes, good evening. And if this has anything to do with you...
10:02I...
10:03What?
10:05Who?
10:06Who would you...
10:08I mean...
10:10You're me!
10:12I mean, you can't be, because I'm me!
10:15I mean...
10:16I'm dreaming!
10:17I must be dreaming!
10:18Pleasant dreams!
10:20I hope, Mr Toad!
10:22You!
10:23Oh no!
10:24Hey, help!
10:25Help!
10:26I see!
10:27Oh, stop this!
10:29Oh, stop this!
10:30Oh, stop this!
10:31Oh, stop this!
10:32Oh, stop this!
10:33Oh, stop this!
10:34Oh, stop this!
10:35Oh, stop this!
10:36Oh, stop this!
10:37So, Chief, on to our new home, eh?
10:41Exactly, isn't that?
10:44Our new home!
10:47I won't be a minute with the cake, Toady!
11:03Hm?
11:04Yeah, yes, right-ho, old chap!
11:06Will you get me the teapot?
11:07Eh?
11:08The teapot!
11:09Where is it?
11:10Where is it?
11:11Uh?
11:12Where is it?
11:13Usual place, Toad?
11:14Oh, yes!
11:15In the sideboard?
11:16No, Toad!
11:17In the corner cupboard!
11:18Corner cupboard!
11:19Ah, yes!
11:20Of course!
11:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:22You don't seem to be all together yourself, Toad.
11:23You are all right, aren't you?
11:24Fine, thank you, fine!
11:25Ah, cake!
11:26Hmm.
11:27Only sponge cake, I've got!
11:28I've got!
11:29I've got!
11:30Where is it?
11:31Where is it?
11:32Usual place, Toad?
11:33Oh, yes!
11:34In the sideboard?
11:35No, Toad!
11:36In the corner cupboard!
11:37Only sponge cake, I'm afraid.
11:39Mwah!
11:40My favourite!
11:41Oh, Toad, what nonsense!
11:43What?
11:44Your favourite is cream cake, you know perfectly well it is.
11:46Hmm?
11:47Err...
11:48Oh...
11:49Oh, yes!
11:50Yeah!
11:51Well, er...
11:52Well, I, erm...
11:53Nice of you to be so polite about it, though.
11:54Ah, yes!
11:55Well, we, Toads, are like that!
11:58Oh, yes!
11:59You are yourself, after all!
12:02Mm-hmm!
12:04Mm-hmm!
12:05By the way, there's an invitation here for you.
12:08An invitation?
12:09I'm having a little tea party on Saturday.
12:11Just for close friends.
12:12Ah!
12:13Here.
12:14It'll save the postman's legs.
12:16I should love to come.
12:18It's such a cosy little place.
12:21Well, it suits me.
12:23Quite right, Mo.
12:24And I think you ought to stay here.
12:27Whatever Ratty thinks.
12:28I'm sorry, Toad.
12:30Whatever Ratty thinks.
12:31Hmm?
12:32Hmm.
12:33Oh, I didn't mean to say that.
12:35It...
12:36It slipped out.
12:37Whatever do you mean, Toad?
12:39Well...
12:40Well...
12:41I don't think...
12:42that he ought to call you a stick in the mud,
12:45even if you don't like boating and...
12:47and travelling and all that.
12:49Hmm.
12:50Well, he's quite right, of course, but...
12:52No.
12:53I don't suppose he meant it.
12:55He was probably just in a bad mood.
12:58Hmm.
12:59Well...
13:00I'd better go and make the tea.
13:03Do help yourself to cake, Toad.
13:05There's a good chap.
13:06Hmm.
13:07Hmm.
13:08Yes.
13:09Hmm.
13:10And, um...
13:12I'm going to help myself do a lot more.
13:16Yes, and you've got her looking good.
13:21And you've got her looking really spick and span, Ratty.
13:24Hmm.
13:25Not bad, is she?
13:27Oh, boating's such fun.
13:29As I said to Badger, I don't think it's a waste of time.
13:33A waste of time?
13:34Did you say...
13:36Badger thinks it's a waste of time?
13:38Well, that's not actually what he said, no.
13:41No, I thought not.
13:43Honestly, Toad.
13:44No, no.
13:45No, actually, he said something about, um...
13:47Childish.
13:48Ah.
13:49Was it...
13:51Selfish?
13:52What?
13:53Thought he was talking about me at first.
13:56Hmm.
13:57Seems we're two of a kind.
13:59Eh?
14:00Hmm.
14:01Yes.
14:02Evidently.
14:03A waste of time.
14:06Boating.
14:07Badger.
14:08Hmm.
14:09I know, Ratty.
14:10Hmm.
14:11I know.
14:12Oh.
14:13And I said, well, Ratty, I said, he may be old.
14:19Ah.
14:20Hmm.
14:21Hmm.
14:22But the pompous interfering old fool is not.
14:26Are you sure you're not making all this up, Toad?
14:30Making it up?
14:31Making it up?
14:32I say, steady on, Badger.
14:35Huh?
14:36I mean, I know you think I'm foolish and irresponsible, but I'm not one to come between friends.
14:43Now am I?
14:44Hmm.
14:45No.
14:46No, you're not, Toad, I'll grant you that.
14:49Empty-headed you may be at times, but never cold-hearted.
14:54Oh.
14:55Oh.
14:56Hmm.
14:57Pompous interfering old fool.
14:59Oh.
15:00Ratty.
15:01Ratty.
15:02Oh.
15:03Oh.
15:04Oh.
15:05Oh.
15:06Oh.
15:07Oh.
15:08Oh dear.
15:09Oh dear.
15:10Oh dear.
15:11What's that?
15:12I can hear something.
15:13It's a motor car.
15:15Oh, he's coming ever so fast.
15:18Oh.
15:19Get out of your way.
15:20You're stupid.
15:21You're stupid.
15:22You're stupid, Rachel.
15:23Oh.
15:24Oh, dear.
15:25Are you all right?
15:26What?
15:27I'm bruised, but I'm all right.
15:28Come on.
15:29Come on, everyone.
15:30Are you all right?
15:31Hello, what's this?
15:32What's this?
15:33Mole will be at home at 4pm this Saturday.
15:36Hmm.
15:37Be at home, will he?
15:38Yes.
15:39And so will I.
15:40Badger's bound to be there.
15:41And after the things he said about me.
15:43No.
15:44I shall steer well clear of that little party.
15:46Great pleasure.
15:47Great pleasure in enjoying your company for tea.
15:48Huh.
15:49I fear I would not enjoy their company at all.
15:50I never thought I'd lift it up.
15:51Ah.
15:52Ah.
15:53Ah.
15:54Ah.
15:55Ah.
15:56Ah.
15:57Ah.
15:58Ah.
15:59Ah.
16:00Ah.
16:01Ah.
16:02Ah.
16:03Ah.
16:04Ah.
16:05Ah.
16:06Ah.
16:07Ah.
16:08Ah.
16:09Ah.
16:10Ah.
16:11Ah.
16:12Ah.
16:13Ah.
16:14Ah.
16:15Ah.
16:16Ah.
16:17I never thought I'd lift to see the day when.
16:19Ah.
16:21Ah.
16:22Ah.
16:23Ah.
16:24Ah.
16:25There.
16:26Truth.
16:27Will out.
16:28As my dear old father used to say.
16:29Not one.
16:30Not one reply.
16:31Ah.
16:32I can't understand it.
16:33They might have written even to refuse, but.
16:36I suppose I'd better answer it.
16:39Ah.
16:40Ah.
16:41Ah.
16:42Ah.
16:43And then he nearly ran over us, Mr. Mole.
16:54Yes, is it?
16:55Oh, my, you're quite sure there's no mistake?
16:58Mr. Toad wasn't teasing.
17:01No, sir, Mr. Mole.
17:02Turned you out of the old caravan?
17:04Yes, Mr. Mole, and now we've got nowhere to go.
17:08And it's nearly wintertime.
17:10Well, perhaps that's it.
17:11Maybe he thinks you need somewhere better for the winter.
17:15Perhaps he means to fix you up in the stables, or a barn, or even Toad Hall.
17:20No, Mr. Mole, he's not.
17:22He said we were to get out and to stay out.
17:27He said we were a nuisance.
17:30And a pack of...
17:34A pack of scroungers.
17:39I can't believe it.
17:41I...
17:42No.
17:45Stick in the mud or not, we'll have to go and see Rat and Badger about this, and see what they've got to say.
17:52Yes.
17:53Well, thank you, Billy.
17:55Thank you all for telling us your story.
18:00I know it must be painful and upsetting for you.
18:03Yes, it's all right, Mr. Badger.
18:08Yes.
18:08Well, help yourselves to cake and lemonade.
18:12Oh, thanks, Mr. Badger.
18:13Oh, lemonade and cake.
18:15It just doesn't seem real.
18:17Oh, I mean, Toad's always been a silly, selfish chap, but this is downright vicious.
18:23Well, there it is.
18:25A lot of us seem to have changed.
18:30Yes.
18:31Yes, we do.
18:32I never imagined that you thought of me as a pompous, interfering old fool, Ratty.
18:40But...
18:40What?
18:41I'd never...
18:42Toad told me what you said.
18:45I quite understand.
18:46I quite understand.
18:47That's absolute rubbish.
18:48Ma'am?
18:49I never said anything remotely like that.
18:51I've never had anything but the deepest regard and respect for you, even when you so clearly disapprove of my boating, my love for the river.
19:01I... disapprove?
19:03Ratty...
19:03I don't disapprove.
19:05I never said that.
19:06Ratty...
19:07But Toad told me that you did.
19:08Toad told me that you despised me as a stick in the mud, Ratty.
19:12What?
19:12Me?
19:13Despise you?
19:14Call Badger...
19:16What's going on, Badger?
19:18Something's going on.
19:19Oh, my.
19:20Yes.
19:21Yes.
19:22Something mightily unpleasant.
19:31Wait there.
19:42Oh, it's you three, is it?
19:46Yes, Toad.
19:47It's us three.
19:49There are things, Toad, that we wish to discuss with you.
19:52Oh, really?
19:53How interesting.
19:54Is it, um, all right if we come in, Toad?
19:58Well, since you ask.
20:00No, it's not.
20:01Oh, Toad.
20:02Oh, Toad.
20:04I've got some friends in at the moment, and since you haven't got an appointment...
20:07Appointment?
20:08Yes, it's not convenient for you to call.
20:11Oh, my.
20:11Friends, Toad.
20:13What friends?
20:14Us friends, Mr. Badger.
20:16That's... that's what friends.
20:18You!
20:18Oh, so it was weasels we could hear.
20:20Oh, Toad, are they forcing you?
20:23I mean, are they holding you against your will?
20:25Don't be so stupid, Moe.
20:26Of course they're not forcing me.
20:29I've invited them to share Toad Hall with me.
20:31What?
20:31And the magistrate will have something to say about this.
20:51Oh, poo to the magistrate.
20:53It's none of his business who I have here, and it's none of your business either.
20:58But, Toad, the magistrate's a...
20:59He most certainly is, Moe, and...
21:04You scoundrel!
21:05I've a jollig of mind to...
21:06No, Ratty, that's not the way.
21:09And if Toad wants these creatures as his... friends, it's his business.
21:16Oh, very gracious of you, Badger, I'm sure.
21:20And if you could be so gracious as to take yourselves off my property...
21:24I...
21:24All of you!
21:25Now, Badger, just let me...
21:27No, Ratty, no, no.
21:29Well, let us take ourselves off.
21:42We shall not trouble you again.
21:45Come, Rat.
21:46Come, Moe.
21:49And that...
21:51I believe is that.
21:56Not Toad.
21:57Oh, my goodness, Badger.
21:59But he looked exactly like him.
22:01Talked exactly like him.
22:02Well, yes.
22:04Though there was something about him that made me feel uneasy.
22:09He said it's none of his business.
22:12None of whose business?
22:13That's just it, Rat.
22:15None of the magistrate's business.
22:18I said the magistrate will have something to say about this.
22:23Yes, and my word, she will.
22:25Mrs. Carrington Moss will be...
22:27Oh.
22:28Yes.
22:29None of his business.
22:31He did say that.
22:32Yes, Moe.
22:34He did.
22:35All the same, it must have just been a slip of the...
22:37The...
22:38Mm-hmm.
22:39The teapot!
22:40A slip of the teapot, Moe?
22:42No, no, Ratty, I mean...
22:43He didn't know where the teapot's kept.
22:46He came round to tea, you see, like he'd been a hundred times before,
22:49and he didn't know where it was kept.
22:51I say.
22:52Mm-hmm.
22:54It was when he told me you thought I was a stick in the...
22:57Oh, my!
22:59Yes.
23:01Do you see?
23:01By Joe Badger, I think I'm beginning to another toad.
23:06Yes.
23:09And if that creature is not the real toad,
23:13then where is our friend?
23:16Oh, my goodness.
23:17Oh, my goodness, me.
23:19Oh, my goodness.
23:21Oh, my goodness.
23:22Oh, my goodness.
23:24Oh, my goodness.
23:25I never want to see another dish as long as I live.
23:29Oh, don't say that, Mr. Toad.
23:31I'll say what I jolly will...
23:33What?
23:34Because you'd have to dry them with your eyes closed.
23:38Dry them?
23:40Well, you wet them, Mr. Toad, so it's only fair, innit?
23:44Yeah.
23:45Well, I'm jolly.
23:48Well, not going to.
23:49You can do what you like, but I'm not.
23:52And that is that.
23:55Oh.
23:55Oh.
23:56Can we really do what we like, Toad?
23:59Yes.
24:01No.
24:01All right.
24:01All right.
24:02I'll dry them.
24:02I'll dry them.
24:02I'll dry them.
24:03I'll dry them.
24:03I'll dry them.
24:05Right.
24:05A tea towel.
24:07Oh, dear.
24:08Where do I get a tea towel?
24:10Tea towels, tea towels.
24:11It must be in a cupboard somewhere.
24:12I...
24:13Oh, no.
24:16It's not in that.
24:18Right, oh.
24:19It's the downstairs maid's uniform.
24:22I wonder...
24:25Yes.
24:27Why not?
24:28I mean, I've done it before.
24:31I am a master of disguise.
24:34Yeah.
24:35Look at the way I escaped from that deep, dark dungeon.
24:38Oh, I was that simple washerwoman, wasn't I?
24:40And if I was you, woman, why not a downstairs maid?
24:45Who can restrain the genius of Toad?
24:49Come on, Toad.
24:50Come on.
24:50The dishes is waiting.
24:51Oh, yes.
24:52Sorry.
24:53Mm-hmm.
25:10Well, I think we should start to move in on the others.
25:27I'd get rid of that badger character for a start.
25:30Just don't underrate him, this all.
25:32Pretty difficult to underrate these yokels, if you ask me.
25:35Well, I ain't asking you.
25:38And don't get...
25:39Here.
25:41What the heck's that?
25:42What?
25:43Oh, it's only a maid.
25:45I didn't know Toad had a maid.
25:47Here, you.
25:49Oh, um, yes, sir?
25:51What do you think you're doing?
25:53Oh, I'm doing the dusting, your lordship, if you please, sir.
25:56Oh.
25:57Well, what's your name, then?
26:00Um, it's Edith, sir.
26:03Edith, eh?
26:04It's nice.
26:05You work for Mr Toad?
26:07Oh, yes, sir.
26:09And a lovely, handsome, clever person, Edith, sir.
26:13Oh, yeah, yeah.
26:15All right, then.
26:16Go on.
26:17Get on with it.
26:18Yes, yes.
26:19Yes, sir.
26:20Thank you, sir.
26:21Uh, just a minute, Edith.
26:24Are you talking to me?
26:26Um, yes.
26:27Sir?
26:27Um, that's a lovely pair of shoes you're wearing.
26:32They're just like Mr Toads.
26:34Hmm?
26:34Oh, yes.
26:35Uh, yes.
26:37The master gave them to me.
26:38He's so kind and generous, sir.
26:40Oh, yes, he is, isn't he?
26:42And what about the, uh, trousers?
26:46The, uh, the, uh-oh, the, uh-oh, the, uh-oh, the, uh-oh, the, uh-oh, the, uh-oh, the, uh-oh.
26:48Well, he gave me those as well, sir, on account of, um, I ask the most awful cold legs like.
26:54Oh, really?
26:55Oh, ain't he kind?
26:57Oh, yes, sir.
26:58Yeah, yes, sir.
26:59Oh, yes, oh, yes, sir, indeed.
27:00Yeah.
27:01It's a pity he couldn't have given you something to hide that ugly face of yours.
27:06Ugly?
27:06Who are you calling ugly?
27:08Um, I'll go and polish the door lock, sir.
27:11No, you won't, Mr Toad.
27:13To-toad?
27:14But I, uh, I, I, uh-oh.
27:17Oh, drat, oh, double drat.
27:22Hey?
27:23Chief, Chief, he's Toad, he's...
27:24He's here, ain't he?
27:26No, thanks to you.
27:27Now, take him back to the center and lock him up.
27:30No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
27:33I've got a better idea, yeah.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Yeah.
27:36I think I've got a little job for, uh...
27:39Edith.
27:42Can you see anything, Ratty?
27:48Give me a moment, Mole.
27:49I haven't focused the thing yet.
27:52Hey.
27:53What is it, Ratty?
27:54What's she doing there?
27:56She?
27:57Oh, that little downstairs maid.
28:00It used to work for Toad.
28:02My word, she's put on weight.
28:04Very bulging out of that.
28:07Hang on.
28:08What is it?
28:09It's not the maid.
28:11It's...
28:12No, it can't be.
28:13Who, Ratty?
28:14Who?
28:15It's Toad.
28:17Oh, my.
28:19All right, sister.
28:27Excellent, Chief.
28:29Excellent.
28:32Yeah.
28:33Yeah, good old nosh-up, wasn't it, eh?
28:36A delightful, um...
28:39nosh-up.
28:41I must compliment you on your, uh...
28:44kitchen stuff.
28:45Huh?
28:46Oh, yeah.
28:49She's a little treasure, ain't she?
28:53She looks a little...
28:56weary, doesn't she?
28:57Mm.
28:58Yeah, yeah, don't she though? Yeah, I'll tell you what Edith, you can go to bed now, just as soon as you've done the washing up.
29:10I say, waters. Beasts, absolute beasts.
29:21We've got to get him out, and soon.
29:24And the weasels, and this other toad.
29:27My word, yes. A scoundrel.
29:29But first, we've got to get ourselves into Toad Hall.
29:33And not through the front door, though.
29:35There is the tunnel.
29:36Exactly. And who better to lead us through it than you, Mole?
29:41We'll still have to get near to the hall, though, Badger.
29:44Yes. I think diversion will be needed.
29:53Right, nearly time to go.
29:55Oh. Billy? Ernest?
29:57Yes, Mr. Rat?
29:58You know what to do?
29:59Yes, yes, Mr. Rat.
30:01We're going to create a dis... dis... dis... dis...
30:05Diversion, Billy.
30:07Yes, I know, I know.
30:09Yes, well, off you go.
30:11And do take care.
30:13Yes, Mr. Mole.
30:13Oh, don't worry, Mr. Mole. Bye.
30:15Bye, Mr. Mole.
30:17Oh, don't worry, Mr. Mole.
30:20I do hope they'll be all right.
30:23Oh, listen to those villains.
30:26Just listen to that noise.
30:29Very nice, Mr. Little Bard.
30:31Very nice.
30:33You ought to be on the stage.
30:35Yeah.
30:36You checked up on Toad?
30:38Yes, Chief, half an hour ago.
30:40Well, check up on him again.
30:43Yes, Chief.
30:44I'll do it.
30:45What?
30:45Then I'll be sure it's done by someone with a grain of intelligence.
30:49Yeah.
30:51Oh.
30:52Besides, I want to see if there's a 75 claret in our host's cosy little bedroom.
30:58Oh, yeah?
31:00Helping yourself to the best, are you?
31:02Sweets to the sweet, Chief.
31:04Sweets to the sweet.
31:05Yeah.
31:06And you lot keep that blooming noise down.
31:12That's it.
31:14The youngsters have done it.
31:16Guns, some of you.
31:17Get out.
31:17Get after them that way.
31:18Come on.
31:22Come on.
31:23Come on.
31:23Come on.
31:24Go on.
31:25Have you got them?
31:27What was they firing?
31:29They wasn't firing nothing, ain't you?
31:32It was rip-wraps and bangers.
31:34What?
31:35Fireworks?
31:37Flipping kids.
31:38All I'm saying is that you might have gone here sooner.
31:50Ouch.
31:51Oh, ouch.
31:53Oh, I say, you, Jack, do you hurry up?
31:55All right, Toad.
31:56All right.
31:57I'm doing my best.
31:58Yes, but I've been tied up in here for days.
32:00Won't be a minute now, Toad.
32:02You've been a minute already.
32:04Toad, stop complaining.
32:07Stop complaining.
32:08Shh.
32:09What is it, Red?
32:09Someone coming.
32:10Oh, my goodness.
32:11Back here.
32:12Behind the wine racks.
32:13Quickly.
32:14Yes.
32:15Yes.
32:15Hey, no.
32:16Wait about me.
32:17Don't leave me.
32:18I say.
32:21Toad?
32:22Oh, it's you.
32:23What are you up to?
32:24Up to?
32:26What am I up to?
32:27What can I be up to?
32:29Tied in my own cellar by you beastly rothers?
32:32Oh, shut up, Toad.
32:34What I'm interested in is your very fine 75 claret.
32:39Or do I mean my very fine 75 claret?
32:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:47You...
32:48You rotter.
32:50Now, then, let me see.
32:52Um, hmm.
32:54Yes, it should be somewhere, um...
32:57Here.
32:58What?
32:58Poor chap.
33:03The wine seems to have gone to his head.
33:05Yes, that's him.
33:06That's Isambard.
33:07He's named Isambard Beerbohm Toad.
33:09He is an actor and he is also a villain.
33:11It's a jolly good job we'd seen you first, Toad,
33:13or we'd have thought he was you.
33:15It's the absolute image.
33:17Absolute image is nothing of a softball.
33:18Look, look, look, look, much coarser than he just...
33:21It's nothing like my nose.
33:22Yes, thank you, Toad.
33:24Let's get the rest of these ropes untied before anyone else turns up.
33:27Yes, absolutely, and let's get out of here.
33:31Erm, yes.
33:33Erm, yes.
33:35No erm about it, Badger.
33:37Would you think not?
33:39Thank you, Moe.
33:42Free, free at last.
33:44Now, quick, come on.
33:46That, I know, was our intention.
33:49Was?
33:51Was?
33:52It's my intention, don't you worry.
33:55Now, come on.
33:55But we have just had an amazing stroke of luck.
33:58Oh, good.
33:59Right, now, come on.
34:00And we would be fools not to use it to the full.
34:03Badger, do stop talking.
34:04I want to get out of here.
34:06Just a minute, Toad.
34:07Let's hear what Badger has to say.
34:09Oh, no.
34:12Just this.
34:14If Isombard can become Toad,
34:17then Toad can become Isombard.
34:19Yes.
34:20What are you talking about?
34:21You mean, join in with the weasels.
34:24Exactly.
34:25A spy in the enemy camp.
34:29By Jove, Badger.
34:31You've got something there.
34:34Well, who's going to do it?
34:36He's gone mad.
34:37Look, Toad,
34:38you can't just run.
34:41If this wretch doesn't return with his bottle of claret,
34:44that the chief weasel is going to come looking for him.
34:46My?
34:47My bottle of claret?
34:49What about it?
34:50Then he'll know that you've escaped.
34:52The game will be up,
34:54and he'll fortify Toad Hall
34:55against your inevitable attempt to regain it from him.
35:00Yes, but...
35:01But, uh...
35:03I can't stay here.
35:05Of course not, Toad.
35:07Eh?
35:07Oh.
35:08He's going to stay here
35:10while you take his place upstairs.
35:12I take his place up.
35:14While I take his...
35:15Dress in his clothes,
35:17with him tied up in yours.
35:19Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
35:21I won't do it!
35:23I won't!
35:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
35:27No!
35:28It's the best way, Toadie.
35:30You'll be all right.
35:31Ha, fat lot, you know about it.
35:32I'll never know the difference.
35:34All you have to do is to pretend to be him
35:36pretending to be you.
35:38Oh, me, pretending to be him, pretending to be you.
35:39Oh, is that all I have to do?
35:42That.
35:43And see what you can learn of those villains' plans.
35:47Badger, it's him!
35:48And soon you can go to bed.
35:50And in the morning,
35:52you can pretend to leave for London.
35:55And why are you leaving for London?
35:59It's, uh...
36:00It's my silly old aunt
36:03on her deathbed.
36:04So, I hear her.
36:05And she's rich as Christmas.
36:08Oh, yeah?
36:08Oh, yes.
36:09Uh, so, my dear chap,
36:11I thought I'd pop along
36:12and be fearfully nice to the poor old soul
36:14and persuade her
36:16to leave me lots of the, uh, clinking stuff.
36:19Oh, yeah.
36:20You can persuade her
36:21to leave us all some and all.
36:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
36:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
36:56I do mind if I have another cream cake.
37:01They kept me awfully short of cream cake.
37:04Look, Toad, I thought you were supposed to be telling us about some plan you'd brilliantly uncovered.
37:10Hmm.
37:12Was I?
37:13Oh, gosh, yes.
37:14They're going to blow you up.
37:16Blow us up?
37:17What?
37:17That's what they said.
37:18They're going to blow up your homes, yours and Moland and also Rattie's.
37:22Oh, my goodness, Sal.
37:24Well, they've dug holes underneath your homes and they're going to fill them with explosives and blow them up.
37:33And you'll have no homes and you'll have to go away and won't bother them anymore.
37:40Hmm.
37:40Oh, on Friday.
37:42Friday?
37:43The day after tomorrow?
37:44Just enough time to organise our defences.
37:48Yes, Badger?
37:49But we mustn't do anything to arouse their suspicions.
37:52Nothing must happen that would make them change their plans.
37:56Like what, Badger?
37:57Like, for instance, Isambard failing to return.
38:01But Isambard's tied up in the cellar.
38:04No, Toad.
38:06You are tied up in the cellar.
38:09And Isambard is about to return.
38:12Eh.
38:13I don't quite...
38:14Oh, you're not suggesting.
38:19Oh, no, no, I won't do it.
38:25I am not going back there.
38:29I won't.
38:30I won't.
38:32I won't.
38:33And then they hit me over the head and tied me up.
38:35Will you listen?
38:36I am listening, I am listening, Mr. Toad.
38:40If you're Isambard, who was I drinking that nice bottle of your claret with?
38:45His claret.
38:46His claret.
38:47With Toad, you idiot.
38:49Yeah, that's not a very nice way to talk to the chief.
38:52Not very nice.
38:54Oh, that's right.
38:55And you, shut up.
38:57Oh.
38:58So where's Toad now?
38:59How do I know where he is?
39:02You've let him escape, you half-wit.
39:04You'll never see him again.
39:06Eh.
39:07Now, wait a minute.
39:08Well, I don't know.
39:10I mean, how could I have a lump on my head if I hadn't been knocked out?
39:16Oh.
39:17That's very true, chief.
39:18Very true.
39:19Oh.
39:20Well, yeah.
39:22Yeah, I suppose it might be.
39:26Yeah, if that there Toad's tricked me, I'll blow him up and all.
39:29If you ever find him.
39:32Now, get these ropes off.
39:33Now.
39:34What's going on?
39:36It's him.
39:37It's Toad.
39:37Grab him.
39:38What's Toad on about now?
39:41Aye.
39:42Um.
39:43Well.
39:44He says you're Toad and he's Isambard.
39:49I am Toad.
39:51Hmm.
39:51Hmm.
39:52Hmm.
39:52Oh.
39:53Oh.
39:55By Jove.
39:56Yes, I jolly will am.
39:58Oh.
39:58Oh.
40:00He he he he he.
40:01But I've got a lump on my head.
40:04Oh, yes.
40:06Sorry about that, Toad.
40:08But you were being very rude to me.
40:11Rude to you?
40:12I'll kill you!
40:14Hey, hey, hey, hey.
40:14Watch it.
40:15Watch it.
40:16Hmm.
40:17If you're Isambard, you'll know what I've been to London for.
40:23Hmm.
40:23Won't you?
40:24Hey, wait a minute.
40:25Wait a minute.
40:25Hey.
40:26That's right.
40:28So what's he been to London for then?
40:32I don't know what he's been to London for.
40:36Ha ha ha ha ha.
40:37Oh.
40:38Well, there you are then.
40:41I've been to see my poor old, er, well, rich old.
40:45Ha ha ha ha ha.
40:46Ha ha ha ha.
40:48Ha ha ha ha.
40:48Yeah.
40:49Rich old auntie on her deathbed.
40:51Fools.
40:53Fools.
40:54I haven't got an auntie.
40:57Ha ha ha.
40:59Well, in that case, you can't be Isambard, can you?
41:05But.
41:06But.
41:07Ha ha ha.
41:07There, and you, Burbrain.
41:09You don't expect us to believe that you'd ever have come back here if you'd escaped, do you?
41:15Eh?
41:16The biggest coward on the riverbank.
41:18I say, steady on.
41:20Steady on.
41:22Ha ha ha ha.
41:23Ha ha ha ha.
41:23I say, steady on.
41:26Ha ha ha.
41:27Oh, you do him a treat, Mr. Isambard.
41:30Hmm.
41:31Mind you, Mr. Toad does you quite nice, Isambard.
41:34Yeah.
41:34Nearly had a spoold, he did.
41:36But I am Isambard.
41:40Yes, I know you are.
41:41That's right.
41:42Ha ha ha.
41:43And cancel his lovely bread and water for a couple of days.
41:46Right, Chief.
41:48Very nice, Chief.
41:50Idiots.
41:51Fools.
41:52I'll kill you.
41:54You pay for this.
41:55Fools.
41:56Ha ha ha.
41:58Here.
41:58Good job you came back when you did.
42:00Nearly had me belief in him.
42:02Mm.
42:03Mm.
42:03Even off spilling the beans about our plans to the others like a shot.
42:09Mm.
42:09Close thing.
42:11How are the plans working out, by the way?
42:15Perfect.
42:16Just perfect.
42:18All three tunnels is dug.
42:20And there's two of the blokes to each tunnel with enough of the stuff to blow up the houses
42:25of Parliament.
42:26Oh, good, good.
42:28Mm.
42:29And then we all goes out together to see Mrs. Homeless Blooming Badger, Rat and Mole,
42:40off the territory.
42:43Once and for all.
42:45One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
43:08Hello?
43:13Should have gone off.
43:15Yeah, well, give it a minute.
43:19Oh, blow it.
43:22It must have gone out.
43:24Go and see.
43:25Me?
43:26Oh, you go.
43:27You lit it.
43:28Yeah, I lit it.
43:29So you go.
43:30Fair's fair.
43:30All right.
43:38Eric, what are you doing?
43:42Here, where are...
43:43Oh.
43:54Oh.
43:55That's all right then, Ratty.
43:56I wonder how the others got on.
43:59Ah, me.
44:02Evil to those who evil think, as my dear old father used to say.
44:08Well, now, as soon as I hear that Otter and the others have coped with things at Merland,
44:14I think we'd better have some explosions.
44:17I wouldn't like to disappoint those villains at Toad Hall.
44:21Oh.
44:23Oh.
44:23Oh.
44:23Oh.
44:23Oh.
44:24Oh.
44:25Oh.
44:25Oh.
44:25Oh.
44:25Oh.
44:26Oh.
44:26Oh.
44:26Oh.
44:28That's done it.
44:30No.
44:36I should be master of Toad Hall, and I will be.
44:40Why should I have to lie and cheat my way through life when...
44:44Is it locked?
44:47Locked, is it?
44:49I'll soon fix that.
44:54Come on.
44:55Come on.
44:56What are they doing.
44:57What are they doing?
44:57What are they doing?
45:01Hey.
45:02Hey.
45:05They've done it.
45:07Badger, rat and mole.
45:09Ha-ha.
45:10I've blown their homes to bits.
45:12Ha-ha-ha.
45:13I've won.
45:14Ha-ha-ha.
45:15I've won.
45:15I've won.
45:16Congratulations, Chief.
45:18Yeah, yeah, right.
45:20Now, you go round the others up.
45:22We're going to make sure there's nothing left of their rotten little holes.
45:25And then we're going to throw them out forever.
45:27Right, Chief.
45:29Very nice, Chief.
45:32Right, me and the lads will see them lot off.
45:34You make sure us toads locked up safe and sound and keep an eye on the place.
45:38Yes, I'll just make myself at home.
45:42Yeah, that was a good'un.
45:43That's a good'un, it's a bad.
45:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
45:47We're ready, Chief.
45:49All right, I'm coming.
45:51Oh, I hope the others are all right.
46:00Right, you lot, come on, get in line.
46:02We're going.
46:02Yes, Chief, go in.
46:04You certainly are.
46:06You and me, Chief.
46:08And me.
46:09Me too.
46:10In fact, quite a company of us.
46:14Oh, Hank.
46:16Now, Chief, inside.
46:19If you will.
46:20And you.
46:26Here, what?
46:28You laughs, you.
46:29If you please, Chief.
46:31Ah, there you are, Toad.
46:40And still in one piece, I see you.
46:42Badger, it is him, Bart.
46:44He's...
46:44Bratty, Mole.
46:46Oh, dear.
46:47Wait.
46:47Oh, no.
46:48Don't listen to him.
46:50He's trying to trick you.
46:51He's trying to escape.
46:52I'm Toad.
46:53But how...
46:54How did you get out?
46:56How?
46:57Badger, Mole, quick.
46:58Don't listen to him.
47:00Look, will you stop that?
47:02I'm Toad?
47:03Oh, no, you're not.
47:05There'll only ever be one Toad, and that's me.
47:08Eh?
47:08Oh, Badger, which one is Toad?
47:11I'm not sure, Mole.
47:13I'm not sure.
47:18Now, Isambard.
47:20How dare you call me that?
47:22You bounder.
47:24You absolute bounder.
47:26Ah-ho!
47:27Ah-ho!
47:31Ah-ho!
47:34Come on, Toad.
47:35Come on.
47:36A Toad!
47:37Always a Toad!
47:40Help!
47:40Help!
47:44Oh?
47:48Help me!
47:50Catch him!
48:04Ah-ha!
48:06Mr.
48:08Ah-ho!
48:09Ah-ha!
48:09Ah!
48:10Ah-ha!
48:10You impugnam!
48:12Oh!
48:12Me-i!
48:13Ah!
48:13Ah-ha!
48:14Let go!
48:14Let go!
48:15Yeah!
48:15Ooh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
48:16Oh!
48:16health!
48:17Let go!
48:18Oh no!
48:18Me-go!
48:19Er!
48:33Ah-ha!
48:33Oh!
48:34Oh!
48:35Oh!
48:36Oh!
48:37Oh!
48:38Oh!
48:39Oh!
48:40Oh!
48:41Oh!
48:42Oh!
48:43Oh!
48:44Oh!
48:45Oh!
48:46Oh!
48:47Oh!
48:48Oh!
48:49Oh!
48:50Oh!
48:51Oh!
48:52Oh!
48:53So, Toad, it's you.
48:56Ha-ha!
48:57There will never be anyone quite like you.
49:02Ha!
49:04I still can't fathom out how you knew which Toad was which, Badger.
49:09Ha-ha-ha!
49:10Semper Bufo.
49:13The Toad family motto.
49:15What Toad said before he passed out.
49:18Semper Bufo.
49:20Always a Toad.
49:22Ha-ha-ha!
49:23I doubt that his bird, well-versed as he was, would have known that.
49:27And then, of course, he fainted.
49:29Only our Toad would have fainted.
49:33Fainted?
49:34Phew!
49:35I didn't faint.
49:36No!
49:37It's just...
49:38Well, I'm...
49:40No, you're quite right, Badger.
49:41I did faint.
49:42Good heavens, Toad.
49:43You feel all right?
49:44This business with Isambard has taught me an awful lot.
49:48I know, Toad.
49:49I know, Toad.
49:50And there is much to think about.
49:53That evil pair all but succeeded in their intent, all but robbed us of a way of life.
49:59All but, Badger.
50:00Hmm.
50:01But they can't do much harm for a prison cell.
50:03True, Ratty.
50:04True.
50:05I fancy they will not bid trouble in us again.
50:09Friends!
50:10Huh?
50:11Badgers!
50:12Rats and moles!
50:13Lend me your ears!
50:15Silence.
50:16Sleep.
50:17I come to praise Caesar, not to...
50:20No, no.
50:21I come to bury Caesar, not...
50:23Um...
50:24Let's see.
50:25Ah, I didn't like that one anyway.
50:27Oh, ah, this is more me.
50:29Yes, all the world's a stage.
50:32And all the men and women merely players.
50:35They have their exits.
50:37Whoa!
50:38Whoa!
50:39Whoa!
50:40Help!
50:41Help!
50:42Oh, help!
50:43Badger!
50:44Oh, oh!
50:45Ready!
50:46Help!
50:47Oh, Toad!
50:50Oh, Drat!
50:52And a double Drat!
50:59Ha, ha, ha!
51:01The clever man at Oxford.
51:03No wharf is to be known.
51:05But none of them know half as much as intelligent Mr. Toad.
51:12The animals and in the arms the tears in torrents flowed.
51:16Who was it said?
51:17There's land ahead!
51:18Mr. Toad!
51:29The old world has held great heroes, as history books have shown.
51:39But never a name went down to fame compared with Adam Toad.
51:42Intelligent Mr Toad.
51:43Encouraging Mr Toad.
51:44The old world has held great heroes, as history books have shown.
51:49But never a name went down to fame compared with Adam Toad.
51:52Intelligent Mr Toad.
51:53Encouraging Mr Toad.
51:55intelligent Mr. Toe,
51:57encouraging Mr. Toe.

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