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00:00We are live in the Pacific Northwest, beautiful Seattle, Washington, still daylight out here,
00:19what a beautiful city, and the key arena is sold out tonight, and still to come, our huge,
00:26colossal, eight-man tag, lane of empty, it's going to rain all the time in Seattle, but that's
00:31where the WWE is, it's out.
00:50The Halloween podcast is scheduled for a football, with the winner of this match, to meet Chris
00:56Nguyen, from the Intercontinental Championship at SummerSlam, entering the ring, from Cambridge,
01:03North Carolina, weighing 218 pounds, Jeff Hardy!
01:09Great opportunity here for Jeff Hardy, what a one-on-one match this should be, a lot of
01:14interesting folks living in this one game, including the lovely Lita, in the wild, from
01:20the WWE's home in Times Square.
01:22Lita, she's checking out Jeff Hardy's match this night.
01:25Hi, Lita!
01:27And tonight, we're always being brought to you live by Lorelai Tobacco Company's youth
01:31smoking prevention program, reminding you, tobacco is tobacco, with your disease, and by snippers,
01:38no longer happen to you, and by the new Castrol GTS, I'm Highland!
01:43From Battle Creek, Michigan, we've killed the 35 pounds, the Big Big Big!
02:06This match made earlier tonight, by Broad Chimble manager, Eric Bischoff!
02:13I don't know how State Keeper obtained the contracts, but he doesn't mean man's office on SmackDown,
02:19whether, I don't know how, but in any event, I'll go after later if you want to see that, I'll tell you well.
02:24All we know is that the winner of this match will now meet SmackDown's Intercontinental Champion,
02:30Chris Benoit, at SummerSlam.
02:33It will be guaranteed an inter-promotional match-up, it'll be RBD or Jeff Hardy, and suddenly Matt Hardy wanted to be involved in this,
02:43but he lost a, boy, how I, a somewhat dubious horn call, horn call.
02:49It's not Matt Hardy anymore, it's back with two teams.
02:52Look at Jeff, what Jeff?
02:53Jeff Hardy and RBD, and the winner of this team, can't find him a temper, could be over here, and Jeff Hardy.
03:01Well, both these guys are so unorthodox, they are not the, uh, the traditional catch-as-catch-can stylus.
03:09Benoit with his, or excuse me, RBD with his educated feet, and Jeff Hardy.
03:13You can never know where he's coming from, you can never know where he's gonna go.
03:16Look at that right there, he's a wrist-taker, he's a daredevil.
03:20And when RBD's got a hold of him, he don't know where he's got to hold that.
03:23Shot by RBD, wants to eat it early here.
03:26Hooks the leg, and referee Nick Patrick got a two-count out of that, that pinning for big one.
03:31Well, we saw one of the best matches we have ever witnessed in our lives a couple weeks ago,
03:35between these two guys, that ladder match.
03:37Absolutely.
03:38Unbelievable.
03:39Can you believe that these guys first and that last July?
03:43It was an awesome match then, they renewed that rivalry, they got a lot of respect for each other.
03:47Missed him.
03:49And then, let me see, here's the reverse of Neil kick.
03:52Jeff didn't miss.
03:53Well, he did not miss, and Jeff Hardy.
03:56The other man from Cameron, North Carolina.
03:58Where do you think he gets his head on over there?
04:00He's running the rails, and he got his top, top, top gun on him.
04:05Trying to find out where he gets his head on.
04:07I don't want to go there by mistake.
04:10Yeah, Parney's going to take a chance there, running the rails.
04:13He's running the rails, high-risk offense, high-risk all right, and it backfired on him.
04:18Even now, Parney hung out the drive.
04:20RBD, and Dan will do anything.
04:24Here he goes with Dan, with a spinning tip.
04:26And the apron in the ring, with his security wall.
04:31He'll hurt himself, Will Van Dam, in the hopes of inflicting even more pain on his adversary.
04:37As I was saying, both these guys, they do have, in my opinion, a great deal of respect for each other.
04:42But the respect has got to be tabled for now, because the winner meets the rabid Wolverine
04:48in a huge, inter-promotional matchup at SummerSlam for the Intercontinental title.
04:53Give me respect.
04:55Oh, and a lot of free throws.
04:56What a shot by RBD.
04:59Some guys use their right hands.
05:01Van Dam is his right feet.
05:02I still want to know what the deal is.
05:04Here we go, rolling thunder.
05:06That's it.
05:07Rolling thunder, and the hook of the leg.
05:10Jeff Parney's going to be, no, it's not going to be.
05:11Count it out.
05:12And count it down.
05:13Jeff Parney reaching down.
05:14And look at his head system.
05:16I don't know what's the deal with the lack of respect that our illustrious leader, Eric Bischoff, has for Mad Hardy.
05:23It's got to be, you know, there's got to be something there somewhere.
05:25I have no idea.
05:26I'm not aware of that relationship, positively or negatively.
05:31All I'm aware of right now, the Van Dam is using those ultra-strong legs of his.
05:36Let's throw down Jeff Parney.
05:38His head popped down those legs.
05:41Boy, JR, can you believe that eight-man tag we've got coming up?
05:44It's going to be awesome.
05:45The Rock, The Undertaker.
05:46Booker T. Goldust.
05:47Against Triple H and the Un-Americans.
05:49Reversal of the Irish with.
05:50That eight-man.
05:51Tonight.
05:51Whistler-Io.
05:52Her wrist.
05:53Grabbing Jeff Parney.
05:54He's got it.
05:55Look at the lid.
05:55He's got it.
05:56Oh.
05:57Man.
05:58Van Dam got his shoulder up, barely.
06:00I don't know if I've ever heard of a more illustrious team.
06:03Goldust.
06:04Booker T.
06:05Undertaker.
06:06And The Rock.
06:07Oh, what team?
06:07That's going to be unbelievable.
06:08That's an awesome quartet, let me tell you.
06:10Whoa, look at that.
06:11Look at this.
06:13DDT.
06:14For the DDT.
06:16He's just got to cover it.
06:17Turn around.
06:18He's over there.
06:19You just planted him.
06:19Jeff Parney.
06:20He may be a never-never-landing chef.
06:23Watch this again.
06:24Watch.
06:24Watch the way he's planted.
06:26Look at that.
06:26Look at that.
06:26Oh, impact.
06:28And now Jeff Parney.
06:29He's on rubbery legs.
06:31I'll tell you what he's doing.
06:32He's wasting precious time.
06:34Look at that.
06:35He allowed Rob Van Dam to recuperate after being planted.
06:38That may have been the one big mistake that will come back and bite Jeff Hardy in the backside.
06:43He can't do that.
06:44Or maybe we'll see Jeff Hardy so resilient.
06:46Remember the matchup he had with The Undertaker several weeks ago.
06:50And Jeff Hardy sending RBD out of Jeff's face.
06:55But unfortunately, right back into the face of the referee.
06:58Well, he may get a second chance.
07:00You don't get many seconds.
07:01Jeff Hardy looking for everything in one move.
07:05The Swamp Hangman.
07:07Hey, look at this.
07:08That's Jeff.
07:09Jeff.
07:09Matt is here to help his brother Jeff.
07:13Matt.
07:13What the hell did we just see?
07:30I mean, Bischoff may or may not have proven it.
07:33Hardy with a coin toss.
07:35But look at the fireball.
07:37Five-star frog splash.
07:39I'm not so sure.
07:41RBD even knows what happened.
07:42He knows he hit the five-star.
07:45He's got the leg hook.
07:46And Ben Demme will meet Benoit now.
07:49That's SummerSlam.
07:51Here is your winner, Rob Van Demme.
07:55Yeah, Rob Van Demme's the winner.
07:57Thanks in part to that man right there.
07:59Not saying that Rob Van Demme couldn't have won this thing itself.
08:01But he certainly had a decision for Matt Hardy tonight.
08:05Matt Hardy just put the screws to his own little brother Jeff.
08:11Let's say that again.
08:12Can you explain this to me?
08:14Why or what we're seeing here?
08:16I can't believe it.
08:17I thought that was out here to help Jeff, but no.
08:20What's the fact?
08:22Matt Hardy's signature remover delivered in time with his own brother.
08:26And then the patented five-star frog splash.
08:30RBD didn't even know that Matt Hardy had come in and done the damage to Jeff Hardy.
08:36But Van Demme is going to SummerSlam.
08:39And Van Demme is going to meet Chris Benoit.
08:42And I'm going to move on now.
08:42And I'm going to...
08:42And I'm going to...
08:43And I'm going to...

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