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Love Island UK Season 12 Episode 34
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00:00As all romantics know, true love begins with a balcony.
00:09But was there ever a love story of more war than this of six juliettes and their romeo?
00:18Where's our six penises?
00:21We're looking back at a week of two households.
00:24And like in all good drama, we have comedy, tragedy, romance, star-crossed lovers, and wit worthy of Shakespeare himself.
00:47The calm before the clock.
00:50It's like a midsummer's night dream.
00:52Oh, that's why it's like that.
00:53Make that a nightmare.
00:55And just like a Shakespeare play, it goes on for ages, and no one has a clue what the characters are talking about.
01:01A cosy?
01:02Cosy.
01:03I literally pushed Moses down the river Nile.
01:05So forget to be or not to be, because we have a bigger question.
01:10Moon landing a hoax?
01:11Petitiony.
01:12Buckle up for Castle Week.
01:14Castle Week.
01:14It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
01:18Copper cloudy.
01:35Look at that, yeah.
01:39Even that, oh my, jeez!
01:41Is that one coming this way?
01:42Oh, wow.
01:45It's all the bad here sometimes.
01:50Yeah, I can imagine.
01:54Whoa!
01:55This is Love Island.
01:56We don't do bad weather.
01:58Fortunately, we have the power to wind the clock back to a time before ill feelings.
02:08Go on, carry on.
02:11Don't mind me.
02:11A time before things got messy.
02:14I didn't need that, did I?
02:19When everyone had each other's backs.
02:22Do you want me to your back, jeez?
02:25Yeah, if you can't.
02:26I don't mind.
02:28So let's get back to an era I call B.C.
02:32No, not Bubbly Corner.
02:35It stands for Before Casa.
02:37So grab the popcorn and let's take a nostalgia trip to a more innocent time.
02:41Although, not that much more innocent.
02:44Open your gob.
02:45Bigger and wider than that.
02:46It's going to need to go way wider than that.
02:51Let's get those tongues wagging.
02:53This is Love Island Unseen Bits!
03:03At the end of last week, Ben had a huge decision to make and he couldn't have been happier about it.
03:08I'm just going to have to just choose one.
03:13So the girl I want to couple up with is Shakira.
03:23Nice, Ben.
03:25I feel really that hard, so this would be nice about me.
03:28We'll work on it.
03:29So we sent Ben and Shakira away to work on that.
03:32You've heard of a bottomless brunch.
03:34Well, this is more of a banterless brunch.
03:36Great chat, guys, and here are some more.
03:42It's Love Island Unseen Brunch.
03:46Do you cut up cross ones here like that?
03:47Well, it's a bit big, isn't it?
03:51No?
03:51It's a bit soft in the middle.
03:53It looks crispy.
03:54Oh, well, that was great, wasn't it?
03:56Missed my plate.
03:59I'm more like...
04:00I'm more like...
04:03What colour is grumpiness?
04:09You should be able to know this one.
04:11You tell me what colour grumpiness is.
04:12Great.
04:13Yeah, you should definitely know that.
04:17Yes!
04:17Do you know what that thing in the back of your throat's called?
04:24Yeah.
04:24The uvula.
04:26Wait, which bit are you talking about?
04:27The dangly thing.
04:28Oh, it's called that?
04:30No.
04:38I went down the wrong hole.
04:43No, I was wrong.
04:44They don't mind that.
04:47Eddie's real.
04:47Are they?
04:51T, you know the thing at the back of your throat,
04:54the thing that dangles...
04:55Tonsils.
04:56No, that's not your tonsils.
04:56No, the one that dangles down.
04:58That's your tonsils.
04:59No, it's not.
04:59No, it's not.
05:00What the fuck is that there?
05:01A uvula.
05:02Tonsils are like in the side.
05:03What's it called?
05:04The uvula.
05:05The uvula.
05:06What, the big dangly thing?
05:07Yeah, that's not your tonsils.
05:08That's your tonsils.
05:08No, because you have tonsillitis, bro.
05:10You don't take the dangly thing from the back of your throat, do you?
05:12I thought it was your tonsils.
05:13What are you two talking about?
05:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:15No, it's good.
05:16Romantic guys.
05:19What colour is excitement?
05:25I don't know.
05:26What colour can you all it?
05:29Excitement's probably like hot pink.
05:33What do you mean?
05:33What's hot pink?
05:34Like really, really bright pink.
05:37Yeah.
05:37Yeah.
05:39I'm bored asking that.
05:40Me too.
05:41I'm off to meet a new bombshell.
05:43Uvula.
05:51Here's a question that nobody wants after a big brunch.
05:54Who fancies a game of football?
05:55Boys, please stand in front of the fire pitch.
06:01The players lined up in two teams ready for kick-off.
06:04And believe me, it is about to kick-off.
06:07As there isn't a terrace big enough to handle this rowdy crowd.
06:14They think it's all over.
06:16Hi, boys.
06:18It is now.
06:19And so it was time for the boys to play away.
06:28Yeah!
06:30Yo!
06:31Yeah!
06:34Oh, shit.
06:36Oh.
06:37I've lost my slide now.
06:38I've lost my slide now.
06:40On the end, Ben!
06:42Yo, my hat.
06:43Yo, my hat.
06:44Come on.
06:44The home team felt relegated.
06:48No!
06:49While the boys celebrated promotion.
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:52No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
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07:00No!
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07:04No!
07:05No!
07:06No!
07:07No!
07:08Before walking out onto the hallowed astroturf of Casa Moore in search of a new keeper.
07:15What's going on?
07:18Let's blow the whistle and bring on some unseathed own goals.
07:22Say my name.
07:23Dajon.
07:24Yeah, you say it wrong.
07:25Am I?
07:25Yeah.
07:26How do I say it?
07:27Dajon.
07:27Dajon.
07:28Dajon.
07:29Oh.
07:29There you go.
07:30Oh, I thought it was better.
07:31Dajon.
07:31Oh, so I was saying day.
07:32Yeah, you're saying day.
07:33Dajon.
07:34Dajon.
07:34Dajon.
07:35Yeah, Dajon's no good.
07:36Dajon?
07:37Yeah, Dajon's no good.
07:38D, innit?
07:39They call me Big D.
07:40Big T?
07:41Dajon.
07:42Dajon.
07:43Dajon.
07:44Dajon.
07:45Dajon.
07:46Dajon.
07:47Dajon.
07:48That's good to hear.
07:49Do you not feel like you could take me home, no?
07:50Fucking hell.
07:51Give me a little bit of praise.
07:52I can talk for England.
07:53I like that, yeah.
07:54No, yeah, you definitely got mine when I came in.
07:55I think I can have a conversation with a brick wall.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Is that where you're having a conversation with me, is it?
08:01Is that what you're trying to say?
08:03Yeah.
08:04What's wrong?
08:05Exactly.
08:06You can only do it.
08:07You can only go tell us.
08:09What is that?
08:10What is, what even is that?
08:12What the fuck?
08:14What's going on?
08:16Do you blame me?
08:17I'm not blaming you at all.
08:19There's so much to discuss.
08:22What, between us?
08:24Mmm.
08:25Do you think?
08:26There's a lot that's, er...
08:27Yeah.
08:28There's a fly on your head.
08:30Yeah, well...
08:31Give that fly a red card!
08:33Set home!
08:35With the boys off the casa, naturally the girls were heartbroken.
08:45For about five seconds.
08:47If you could have your dream man walk in right now, what would he look like?
08:51Don't say you're a partner.
08:52No.
08:53No, no, no.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Well, I'm sorry.
08:56If I have my dream man walk in, it'll be Damson Idris.
08:59Okay.
09:00Yeah.
09:01So guys, if anyone that looks like Damson Idris walks in, that's my...
09:04Did you wish?
09:06I want my neighbour to walk in.
09:10Sadly, Damson Idris and Tony's neighbour were unavailable as they were booked for Love
09:15Island USA this year.
09:16But girls, give me some ideas of what you're looking for and I'll see what you can do.
09:23Bring my neighbour in.
09:24He's really hot.
09:25Will you stop banging on about your neighbour, Tony?
09:28Shakira, show them how it's done.
09:30I love a northerner.
09:31I'm really upset there's no Scousers or Geordies.
09:33I'm really surprised.
09:34Yeah, there's no Scousers.
09:35Get me a Scouser.
09:37You listen to me right now.
09:39I want a sexy Scouser, right?
09:41He's got to have more than six GCSEs and past maths and English.
09:45Preferably, B+.
09:48We're manifesting.
09:50Right, okay, I want a tan.
09:52Sexy.
09:53Yeah.
09:54What else?
09:55Girls, what traits do we want in men?
09:57We're manifesting.
09:58I don't know what traits.
09:59Give me, give me, give me a plan at the midnight.
10:03Want somebody help me change the shadows away.
10:07It's funny.
10:08Athletic.
10:09Athletic, yeah.
10:10Really confident.
10:11Tattoos.
10:12Six pack.
10:13Really fucking tall.
10:15Funny.
10:16Fit.
10:17Smart.
10:18Funny.
10:19Confident.
10:20Hilarious.
10:21Tattoos.
10:22Loyal.
10:23Not a whore.
10:24Yes.
10:25He could be a whore for me.
10:26Scouse!
10:27Hell the fuck off!
10:28I faxed the Scouser!
10:29Yeah, alright, you can have that one.
10:33I'll take him off you afterwards.
10:34Yeah, I was going to say, you'll have him in the eye anyway.
10:36I'm joking.
10:37I'm joking.
10:38Do you know what?
10:39I don't know what a Scouse is.
10:40What's a Scouse?
10:41A Scouse is basically everything you just asked for, but with a unique way of saying
10:45Shekin.
10:53After a quiet afternoon, the girls are getting ready for the evening.
10:56But without boys around, I suspect some of them may have some leftover energy to burn
11:01off.
11:02Why do you have to pick a stool pyramid?
11:10We don't have enough.
11:12Oh!
11:15Shekin wants to make a pyramid.
11:22Do you sit on the...
11:25But what happened next?
11:30I know what I'm hoping for, but we'll have to stay tuned to find out.
11:42We don't have time to do it again, girls.
11:43We need to crackle with more Love Island Unseen Bits.
11:45We don't have time to do it again, girls.
11:46We need to crackle with more Love Island Unseen Bits.
11:47We need to crackle with more Love Island Unseen Bits.
11:48We need to crackle with more Love Island Unseen Bits.
11:53One more explanation as is,
12:03could happen once more...
12:04I need to bend, but not deep in my ears.
12:07We need to do it again, we don't have time to do it again, girls.
12:08We need to crackle with more Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:11So sit back and let us spoon feed you the taste is unseen action from the villa this lot really are a handful
12:29Oh, so expect belly laughs. I didn't realize you had the belly button
12:34Pearson
12:41Yeah, so limber up for some serious bay topping
12:58Before the break the girls are playing Jenga with the furniture
13:01No, no, we're not having another that's given health and safety risk if she gets up
13:13Oh, they just took it down again. I was hoping one of them would try to sit on a stool and fall off
13:20Hallelujah, my prayers were answered
13:29Is the stool tied down?
13:31It wasn't even that much of a health and safety risk the boys are outside building a lighthouse by balancing the fire pit on top of bean bags
13:40Tommy knows that the first night in casa should be celebrated with a toast as everyone is about to have an experience unlike anything
13:57They've had before is the beautiful girls beautiful people great memories
14:05Hang on a minute. Some of you have been here before. Well, not here. There must be an identical looking villa next door
14:12Remember this unseen bit Giorgio
14:14You could be worse you could have sangria down your top
14:22Oh
14:24Imagine that walking into the love island villa and you had a t-shirt that's got a sangria down
14:29It's got a white t-shirt that's got a sangria down
14:31Never get a second chance to make a first impression and you look like a donut
14:34You are lucky Giorgio as this time you do get a second chance to make a first impression this time mind your drink
14:42It's beautiful girls beautiful people
14:44Oh
14:46Oh
14:48Holy shit
14:49Is that red light?
14:51Yeah
14:52Mate you need to chill out with your hands
14:54Oh no
14:55You didn't need that on a big night
14:56Beautiful girls beautiful people
14:58Oh
15:00Oh gee I'm so sorry
15:02Oh no
15:04Oh go on then Giorgio
15:06Just for you, you can have a third chance to make a first impression
15:10Do you have any hidden talents?
15:12Do you ever watch Little Britain?
15:14Oh I love it
15:15Did you?
15:16I love that show
15:17You know Marjorie Deutsch, you know Fat Fighters?
15:20Oh yeah
15:21So I can do that
15:23Do it right now
15:24Welcome to Fat Fighters Static
15:29Oh my god
15:30That was so good
15:31Today we are going to talk about cravings
15:32Oh my god
15:33Oh my god
15:34That was so unexpected, that was so good
15:35Surprise me
15:36Surprise me too
15:37I can't believe you got through the last wig without spilling a drop
15:40Back at the villa with no boys around to impress the girls can let loose and relax
15:41Although I find you can get too loose and too relaxed
15:42Actually no I'd rather
15:47Actually no I'd rather
15:48I don't
15:49Oh
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16:18What the fuck was that?
16:19That wasn't airy fart though
16:20I bet that fucking stink
16:21Was that Emily?
16:22No
16:23It was Helen
16:24It was Helen
16:25It was Helen
16:26It was Helen
16:27It was Helen
16:32I think?
16:33Oh
16:34No
16:35Because if it was Emily I'd be scared
16:37No need to ask what Helen has been eating as you can all taste it in the air
16:40But what's Tony eating now?
16:43What are they supposed to taste like?
16:46I don't know. Prone cocktail?
16:48But then I got... Then I got paprika taste.
16:51Prone cocktail?
16:53That's a real flavour, you know.
16:56Of chips?
16:57Yeah, but is that why you were laughing?
16:59That's a really British crisp.
17:01That's disgusting.
17:03Fucking love prone cocktails.
17:04Guys, Tony's never had a prone cocktail crisp.
17:07She thought I was taking the piss.
17:09No, no, no. They're lash.
17:11They're banging. They're actual banging.
17:13That's so disgusting.
17:15They're well good.
17:17And if you don't fancy eating a prawn cocktail crisp, Tony,
17:20wait till you hear what Shakira's ordered for supper.
17:23Where's our six penises?
17:25I'm not surprised.
17:28Why?
17:29We never get spoiled.
17:30Yeah, that's true, actually.
17:31Wrong show, Shakira. This is Love Island.
17:34We don't do bush-tucker trials.
17:39It's bedtime at Casa and it may be the first night,
17:42but Tommy is already getting some great tongue action.
17:45Oh, tongue brush, I love.
17:47Yeah?
17:48Do you use one as well?
17:49No, I can't.
17:50I'm the only one that uses this.
17:51I don't know, I look like a bit of a prick when I do it.
17:54I don't know if I'm doing it right, I'll be honest.
17:55I've never written instructions.
17:56I'm sorry, sorry, but honestly, like...
17:57Does it look alright?
17:58Does it look like I'm doing it the right way?
18:00No, I don't know.
18:01I can't. I can't.
18:02Go on, I'll let you brush your teeth.
18:03No, I've done my teeth.
18:04I've done my teeth.
18:05I've done my teeth.
18:06I've done my teeth.
18:07I don't know.
18:08What?
18:09Why would you expect me to do it?
18:10I can't.
18:11I need my mouthwash, don't make me laugh.
18:13How was your mouthwash?
18:14Don't make me laugh.
18:15How was your mouthwash?
18:16I'm sorry, Tommy, but honestly, like...
18:17Does it look alright?
18:18Does it look like I'm doing it the right way?
18:19No, I can't.
18:20No, I can't.
18:21I can't.
18:22I can't.
18:23I can't.
18:24I can't.
18:25I can't.
18:26I can't.
18:27I can't.
18:28I can't.
18:29I can't.
18:30I can't.
18:31I can't.
18:32I can't.
18:33I can't.
18:34I need my mouthwash.
18:35Don't make me laugh.
18:36Sorry.
18:37Sorry.
18:38Sorry.
18:39Sorry.
18:40Sorry.
18:41Sorry.
18:42Sorry.
18:43Sorry.
18:44We're too far.
18:47Oh.
18:48Oh, God.
18:49Horrible.
18:50I'm telling you, I've done the best things I've ever thought.
18:52You brush.
18:53Oh, OK.
18:54Oh, fucking hell.
18:55You've done that.
18:56I've done that.
18:57I've done that at all.
18:58Thanks, Bob.
18:59You've done that.
19:00I've done that.
19:01I've done that at all.
19:02Thanks, boys.
19:03But in the future, it might be best you just leave the gags to me.
19:07Oh, fucking hell.
19:08I'm still over.
19:16With the boys in casa, the girls were patiently waiting.
19:19It felt like they can before the...
19:21Wait, how does the phrase go again?
19:23The calm before the cock.
19:26Come on.
19:27Come on, boys.
19:28Give us something.
19:30Please be fit.
19:31Please be fit.
19:32Please be fit.
19:33Please be fit.
19:34Please be fit.
19:35Well, girls, good things come to those who wait.
19:44And wait.
19:45Is anyone's heart we're going?
19:47Yeah, mine is.
19:48Can I hear him?
19:49Oh, my God.
19:50And wait.
19:51Can I hear him?
19:52Oh, my God.
19:53Can I hear him?
19:54Oh, my God.
19:55And wait.
19:56Can I hear him?
19:57Oh, my God.
19:58Oh, my God.
19:59Oh, my God.
20:00USA.
20:01Certified.
20:02Leave.
20:03And wait.
20:13Kidneys, girls, the waiting is almost over.
20:16Almost.
20:17When I sit like this, can you see my tits?
20:20No.
20:21Is there a nipple sniff like?
20:22I feel like there is.
20:23I can't see anything.
20:24Let me push it up.
20:25I'm going to melt.
20:26Oh, there's a breeze here.
20:27Who's the man?
20:28Who's the man?
20:29Who's the man?
20:30Who's the man?
20:31Who's the man?
20:32Sorry, girls.
20:33The boys normally come quicker than that.
20:35Things got hot and steamy in Casa, so Andrada is wondering why no one is taking advantage of the facilities to cool down.
20:58No one really uses the pool as much, isn't there?
21:00I'll dip in there later.
21:01I've been trying to tell her to get in there.
21:03I'd love to jump in.
21:04But she just wants to go in like...
21:06Yeah, jump in.
21:07Really?
21:08Go on.
21:09But she's like, I just want to go in and like, you know, when they're just holding.
21:12I'm saying, let's go and do some fucking handstands, girl.
21:15Let's go.
21:16Andrada, don't listen to Harry.
21:18There is a very good reason that no one is using the pool today.
21:22And it's all to do with what happened yesterday when the boys were handling their nuggets.
21:27What the fuck have you given me that?
21:29Oi, don't stop.
21:30Stop.
21:31Tits for hands.
21:32What are you doing?
21:33Hey.
21:34Why are you chucking chicken nugget in the pool?
21:36Because I thought he was going to catch it.
21:37You fucking...
21:38Bro, you're not going to get it?
21:40You've got to get that.
21:41Where is it?
21:42To the bottom.
21:43To the bottom.
21:44Why is there a chicken nugget there?
21:46A blanket in the pool.
21:47Oh no.
21:48How did you do that?
21:49Wait, bro.
21:50Where actually is it?
21:51At the bottom.
21:52Go on then.
21:53Oh my.
21:54Yeah, nice you.
21:55Where are you going to be?
21:56Now just put your head under.
21:57No, but I don't have nothing under.
21:58Yeah.
21:59Where is it?
22:01You picked it up with your toes?
22:03It was a bit silly from you, wasn't it, B?
22:05Oh, B, you're going to have to get the head under.
22:07They don't have goggles for them.
22:09Yeah, but I can't put my O's open under.
22:11What?
22:12You can grab that, surely?
22:13Yeah.
22:14Wait, I'll kick it up.
22:16So the nugget got away and hasn't been seen since.
22:18Now the pool is riddled with bacteria and it's completely out of bounds.
22:23Can you hear me?
22:25Pills.
22:26Oh!
22:29No, why does nobody ever listen?
22:32If you find that nugget, I'll have it.
22:39Here's an unseen bit of Andrada talking about her feelings towards Dijon.
22:44100%, I'm not going to just because I know Venus is negative.
22:47That doesn't mean I'm not going to continue chatting to him.
22:49Because that means that I'm now letting myself go.
22:51No, I'm still going to talk to him the way I want to talk to him.
22:53Because if it's meant to be, we'll be.
22:55Is he nice?
22:56He's a lover, yeah, to be fair.
22:58So, yeah, we shall see, guys.
23:00We shall see.
23:01I feel like I just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at.
23:03Come back after the break to find out.
23:05Oh, I've been there!
23:09Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:27Cause it feels so mystical, magical.
23:32Where we bless you with hidden gems.
23:35And germs.
23:39We let the Islanders open up.
23:41And be deep and meaningful.
23:47So take a good look.
23:52You're looking good, you know.
23:54Because this is Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:57Have I got a bite on my back?
23:59It's really itchy.
24:00Not bites.
24:01Bits.
24:02Before the break, Andrada was talking to Newcastle girls about Dijon.
24:15Yeah, we shall see, guys.
24:16We shall see.
24:17I feel like I just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at.
24:19Boo!
24:20I've been there!
24:21This is a fly in here.
24:25It's over there now, girl, don't worry.
24:30Fuck off!
24:31It was on your nail.
24:32Oh!
24:33Oh!
24:34Be careful, Andrada.
24:35Looks like Dijon has the whole place bugged.
24:38He's got flies everywhere.
24:48With the Casa boys finally in the villa, it was time for them to get to know the girls.
24:52And I hope they don't get cold feet.
24:55Shall we eat this drink?
24:57Sup?
24:58It's hot anyway, you guys.
24:59You're not going to get away from it.
25:00Oh, flipping.
25:01No!
25:04Oh, my socks.
25:05They'll dry out.
25:06They'll dry out.
25:09That's the best thing ever.
25:10I told you.
25:11Your ass will be wet if you don't sit on a pillow.
25:13Yeah.
25:14Okay.
25:15You're half German.
25:16Yeah.
25:17Guten taggy.
25:18Guten tag.
25:19Do you eat like the frankfurters and that?
25:20No, I hate them.
25:21I like schnitzel.
25:22A schnitzel?
25:23That's just straight pork.
25:24Pig.
25:25Chicken.
25:26No, it ain't.
25:27Yeah, I have the chicken schnitzel.
25:28There's no such thing as a chicken schnitzel.
25:29Yes, there is.
25:30Are you joking?
25:31I've never had a...
25:32When I went to...
25:33Where's Austria?
25:37Don't know.
25:38You're a flight attendant.
25:39I know.
25:40Where are you from?
25:41East London.
25:42East London, Dagnan.
25:43So not East London.
25:45Essex, but...
25:47So not East London.
25:48Those are three different places.
25:49I mean, I'm inside the M25.
25:51Right.
25:52So I'm just going to say that I see something.
25:54What did you say you did for a living?
25:56Power network maintenance engineer.
25:58It's just like, yeah, keeping the power in your house sort of thing.
26:02Thanks.
26:03Thanks.
26:04Thanks.
26:05Yeah.
26:06It's alright.
26:07I've got used on one.
26:08I've used to base the attractiveness of the boys I could get, like, dribbling around.
26:15How tall are you?
26:16I'm 190.
26:17Like, 6'2".
26:18Fuck.
26:19Is that okay, or...?
26:20I don't use that system.
26:216'2", 6'3".
26:22Okay, there you go.
26:23You are five-something.
26:24Five-five.
26:25Five-five.
26:26Five-five.
26:27Five-five.
26:28Five-five.
26:29Five-five.
26:30Where are you from?
26:31Southampton.
26:32Southampton?
26:33Yeah.
26:34Do you know where that is?
26:35I do still.
26:36Where is it?
26:37It's, like, next to, like, Northampton, no?
26:39Near Northampton, near Northampton.
26:40Like, wait, if Southampton's here...
26:41No!
26:42Northampton's all the way up.
26:43Southampton's right at the bottom.
26:44You know, like, Bournemouth, Portsmouth?
26:45Is it, like, a Westampton?
26:46Or a Eastampton?
26:47No.
26:48I'm getting a better sort of inkling of the people that I'm going to, like, maybe explore
26:49a little bit more with.
26:50Okay, Dara.
26:51Okay, Dara.
26:52Okay, Dara.
26:53All right.
26:54Okay, Dara.
26:55All right.
26:56Okay, Dara.
26:57All right.
26:58Okay, Dara.
26:59All right.
27:00All right.
27:01All right.
27:02All right.
27:03All right.
27:04All right.
27:05All right.
27:06All right.
27:07All right.
27:08All right, Dara.
27:09All right, that's so funny.
27:10That's so Tony says to Harrison.
27:12Go explore, then, Dara.
27:14Hey.
27:15Hey, that's a good point.
27:19Let's see if Dara has been exploring.
27:23Dara!
27:24Oh!
27:25Come on, Dara!
27:26All right!
27:27D-d-d-d-d-d-dara!
27:28All right.
27:30Do do do do do do Dora.
27:31Do do do do Dora.
27:34Do do do do do Dora.
27:35Let's go.
27:36Dora, Dora, Dora, the Explorer.
27:39Dora!
27:40He sounds super cool like Dora, Dora.
27:43We need your help.
27:44Grab your backpack.
27:45Let's go.
27:46Jump in.
27:47Bowling up.
27:48You can't leave away.
27:50Hey.
27:51Hey.
27:51Hey.
27:52Hey.
27:53Do do do do Dora.
27:53Do do do Dora.
27:54Do do do do Dora.
27:56Swiper, no swipe me.
27:57Dora is exploring real bad! Someone gave that man a map!
28:13The announcement of raunchy races sent a jolt of excitement, cursing through Casa and the villa.
28:19And the stakes were high as the winner would earn themselves a party.
28:25The oldest girl must lick the six pack of the fittest boys.
28:31But who could do it the fastest?
28:37Emma and Conor were the fastest.
28:39Who's Emma?
28:41That's Harry's ex.
28:43Raunchy races, the name Emma, this is all giving me deja vu.
28:49Who the fuck is Emma?
28:51Who's Emma?
28:53Hey Emma!
28:55Fuck off!
28:57Fuck you Emma!
28:59Fuck off Emma!
29:01Guys, this is Unseen Bits. Let's see something we haven't seen before.
29:058, 9, 10, 10, 10!
29:11That's more like it.
29:13Oh my gosh!
29:15The islander who's travelled the furthest to find love must put the boy or girl they fancy the most in their favourite sex position.
29:21Australia, Australia, Australia.
29:23Just what are you doing?
29:25Sit down, sit down!
29:27Nah, but you should have just bent over there.
29:29Go, Tony! Go, go, go, go!
29:31Sit down!
29:32Quick!
29:33One!
29:34Right, get up! Get up! Get up!
29:36She went, woo!
29:39So in the bedroom, do you do that as well?
29:41Yeah!
29:43I think we're good. I think we're good, lads.
29:45Up, down, bang!
29:47I think we're good.
29:49Kassa wins.
29:51Yes!
29:57The girl whose name come last in the alphabet must snog every boy.
30:00Yeah, it's quick, it's quick, quick, quick!
30:02Quick, quick, quick, quick!
30:03Quick ones, quick ones, quick ones.
30:04Fucking hell!
30:11Quick, quick, quick!
30:13Yes!
30:15Yes!
30:16This ain't time for posture, babe!
30:17This is time for snogging!
30:19Guys, she went to kiss Rio!
30:20So come now, boy!
30:21I kiss the girls, the girls!
30:22I had teeth crush, bro!
30:23Teat crush!
30:24The boys were just sat there, I was like,
30:25fucking stand up!
30:26Yeah!
30:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
30:28Yo, main villa wins!
30:29Oh!
30:30Main villa wins!
30:31Oh!
30:32Oh!
30:33Oh!
30:34Oh!
30:35Oh!
30:36Oh!
30:37Oh!
30:38Oh!
30:39Oh!
30:40Oh!
30:41Oh!
30:42Oh!
30:43Oh!
30:44Oh!
30:45Oh!
30:46Oh!
30:47Oh!
30:48Oh!
30:49Oh!
30:50Oh!
30:51Yes!
30:52That's what I like to see.
30:53Fucking hell.
30:54Graceful in victory, the essence of good sportsmanship.
31:03Being in CASA is all about finding a good match,
31:06and Harry and Rio are taking that literally.
31:09I've got a multi-coloured shirt.
31:11Yeah, I'll go for it then.
31:12Yeah, I'll wear the multi-coloured shirt.
31:14So we can have a little multi-coloured action.
31:16Yeah.
31:17Like, um...
31:18Matchy-matchy.
31:19What's that, uh...
31:21Is it Jason and the Technicoloured dream coat?
31:24Joseph.
31:25Joseph.
31:26That's it.
31:27Yeah, yeah.
31:28Do you know I have biblical dreams all the time?
31:30Like, I actually think I'm a prophet or something.
31:31Biblical?
31:32Yeah.
31:33Are you quite religious?
31:34No.
31:35But ever since I was tiny, I've had, like, proper biblical dreams.
31:39Like, every four or five years, I'll have, like, a Bible dream.
31:43Really?
31:44The first one was I literally pushed Moses down the River Nile.
31:47What?
31:48Yeah, like, it was vivid.
31:49Remember it?
31:50Wow.
31:51I've been swallowed by oil, um, like Jonah.
31:54No.
31:55I was there when the Red Sea was parted.
31:57Um, what was the other one?
32:00How did that go?
32:01How did that happen?
32:02Do you know what a moment that was?
32:04What a moment that was.
32:06Oh, that's wild.
32:07Yeah, I didn't, I wasn't.
32:08When was your last one?
32:10When did you last have a biblical dream?
32:12About three years ago, it was the whale one.
32:14Three years, okay.
32:15So, you're probably a Jew one.
32:16I think, I think, I think I'm Jew, yeah.
32:18I wonder what it's going to be.
32:19But I've not had Joseph in a day, yeah.
32:22So, maybe that's the next one.
32:24I'll let you know.
32:25Yeah, keep me posted.
32:27I'm not sure Harry is religious Rio.
32:29He thinks Jesus' parents were Mary and Jason.
32:37The new boys are on a grafting break.
32:42And have you ever wondered what question
32:44keeps the people of Barnsley up at night?
32:46Do you think we're landing at moon?
32:48Oh.
32:49Oh, that was fake.
32:50I, I just think if we did, why have we not gone back since?
32:53Yeah.
32:54That's where it is.
32:55Because we've got much better technology now.
32:56Yeah.
32:57Moon landing a hoax?
32:58Potentially.
32:59I don't, I don't, I just don't know.
33:01What about pyramids?
33:02Because how, how did the pyramids get built?
33:04Yeah, that's a good one.
33:05Ain't no way.
33:06No, but there's a, like they rolled loads of stuff.
33:10Like they had like stuff that was like circular
33:13and they rolled the, to build the pyramids.
33:15Yeah.
33:16This isn't a conspiracy theory, but what came first?
33:19The chicken or the egg?
33:21I'm sure the science knows the answer to that question.
33:24I feel like it has to be the chicken though.
33:26But how did the chicken get there?
33:28Do you genetic mutate?
33:29How did anything get here?
33:30We mutated.
33:31Cells mutate.
33:32But that is mad.
33:33And when you think about it,
33:34how did nothing become something?
33:36Like there was just a ball of hot gas and rock.
33:38And then it just started getting weird.
33:40And fucking.
33:41And then, then we arrived.
33:42Yeah.
33:44Who figured out that milk came from cows?
33:47Whoever did is a fucking weirdo, man.
33:49Whoever did.
33:50I don't know.
33:51What is it like?
33:52You know when human women are milking?
33:55Obviously they get to the point where if they don't release the milk,
33:58if they don't feed the baby, then it just comes out anyway.
34:00So maybe somebody saw it in a field.
34:02That's what you want to know.
34:03That's what you want.
34:04Somebody just was looking in a field and going,
34:05that cow is leaking.
34:06Guys, do you know how much weight one breast from the cow?
34:11Like from boob?
34:12From booby?
34:13How heavy it is?
34:14Yeah, how heavy it is one breast.
34:16The udders.
34:17Udder.
34:18Yeah, this thing, yeah.
34:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:20How heavy?
34:21Are you asking or you know?
34:22I know, I'm asking you, do you know?
34:23No.
34:24Two kilos?
34:2550 kg, bro.
34:2650 kg?
34:2750 kg, one, yeah.
34:28We need to fact check that.
34:29The whole udder, I feel like maybe, but...
34:32Is it full of milk?
34:34You can't just chop, that's like chopping a nipple off and saying
34:36that's going to be 10 kilos.
34:37That's heavy, that.
34:38So...
34:39It's getting deep.
34:40Yeah, man.
34:41Probably won't make it on air.
34:43It will make it on air and we'll milk it for all it's worth.
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36:11MUSIC PLAYS
36:29Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits, where the boys are up to no good.
36:34Look, no good in that.
36:36No, it's no good!
36:38LAUGHTER
36:40No, that's no good. I look no good in that.
36:43Dude, that's no good.
36:44So, take a seat.
36:46LAUGHTER
36:47But not on your hairbrush, Andrada.
36:49Why am I like this?
36:51As we're about to conclude our Castle Week in style.
36:55Sorry.
36:57There are more kisses coming, so you might want to freshen up.
37:03Or maybe not.
37:05What are you doing?
37:07So sorry, that was rotten.
37:09Fuckin' hell.
37:11You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
37:15Time is running out for the new boys to impress the girls.
37:18Luckily, Cash is there to teach them his skills in the bedroom.
37:22I'll teach you not like a...
37:24It's got to be simple.
37:25Some footwork I do on stage.
37:26Yeah, just slow it down.
37:27Or like...
37:28Extra slow, extra slow.
37:30Extra slow, yeah.
37:31Here.
37:32Then toe here.
37:34Heel.
37:35In.
37:36Yeah?
37:37Yeah.
37:38Go again.
37:39Here.
37:40Here.
37:41Heel.
37:42In.
37:43Heel, heel.
37:44Toe.
37:45In.
37:46In.
37:47Heel, heel.
37:48Toe.
37:49Toe.
37:50In.
37:51Heel, heel.
37:52Back.
37:53Yeah.
37:54All right.
37:55Go.
37:57Toe.
37:59Toe.
38:01Toe.
38:03Toe.
38:04We have a request, so after this, when we do this, we're all going to go like the Boris.
38:15Like finish it, finish it guys.
38:18I'm with that.
38:20I like that.
38:25Wait, I want to see Boris do that at the front.
38:29You need that at the front.
38:31I thought the boys could pick it up pretty well, and they did, they smashed it.
38:38Boris surprised me.
38:39I didn't expect Boris to catch it as good as he did.
38:41And he even ended up adding his own oof-oof, you like to call it.
38:45Five, six, seven, eight.
38:55I took it seriously, because you never know.
38:57Maybe once I come out from here, I'm going to try to be a professional dancer.
39:02Five, six, seven, eight.
39:04Five, six, seven, eight.
39:05One, two, three, four.
39:06Five, six, seven, eight.
39:07One, two, three.
39:08Five, six, seven.
39:09Five, six, seven, eight.
39:10We're good, bro.
39:11Some islanders go to Casa for love.
39:13Some go to prove their loyalty.
39:18THEY CONFER
39:26Some islanders go to Casa for love,
39:28some go to prove their loyalty,
39:30but Lucy is there studying English as a foreign language.
39:34Right, go on, give me a little English lesson.
39:37Do you know what intellectual means? No.
39:39Do you know what discombobulated means? Discombobulated.
39:42Because that word sounds confusing to me, I just say it's confusing.
39:45Yeah, basically.
39:46But Lucy isn't the only one learning new things.
39:49This is...
39:51School of Casa.
39:53That's so cute.
39:55Cosy?
39:56Cosy, isn't it?
39:58Cosy?
39:59No, a cosy.
40:00Oh, cosy.
40:01Cosy? It's cosy, the accent.
40:04What are you talking about? Cosy? Cosy.
40:06Oh, my God, I've never heard of that before in my life.
40:11What's tea in the evening?
40:13I've been at lunch, yeah?
40:14What do you say, like, supper?
40:15No.
40:16No.
40:17Like the last supper?
40:18No, like, I say I'll have my tea and then if I get, I'll have a little snack in the night.
40:22That's supper, yeah, yeah.
40:23Or supper.
40:24Supper's after dinner tea.
40:25Oh.
40:26I love the way you say it.
40:28Supper.
40:29And he said his...
40:30What do you say his terms were?
40:31Physical touch, kisses and foreplay.
40:33Oh!
40:34What's that mean?
40:35Oh!
40:36Oh!
40:37I think I'm too young to know that.
40:39What's that mean?
40:40What is it?
40:42I've never heard it like that in that...
40:44What's that?
40:45What's that?
40:46Yeah, what's that?
40:47Just tell me now.
40:48What is it, like, dirty talk?
40:50It's like the build-up.
40:51Oh!
40:52Say, do you know what I mean?
40:54Do you know what I mean?
40:55Good try, good try.
40:59Ten for Effie.
41:00Don't be disheartened if they don't pick it up straight away, Lucy.
41:05Saying that, I spent three months trying to teach my dog to skateboard.
41:09Total waste of time.
41:16It's Major Bonanza!
41:21Casa edition.
41:22After some.
41:24Major Bonanza!
41:27Yeah, that's what I meant.
41:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:29I'll get it right next week.
41:30And this week I asked to see our Islanders' best dance moves.
41:33Guys, I can't dance.
41:35Double shimmy shimmy.
41:37Popping and locking.
41:38One of these.
41:40Can we do a bit of this?
41:44Look!
41:45Yeah, you want to get cash in here, I'll show you some dance moves.
41:47It's pretty easy then.
41:48What did I just show you?
41:53This is my signature.
41:54It's called the Dirt Bounce.
41:55And you just bounce.
41:56But I can't really twerk anymore, I don't think.
42:01That's my best one.
42:03I can really move my hips well now.
42:07Okay, no, that's really bad.
42:09It's actually quite good.
42:10That's a scary thing.
42:11I think I was just born with a kid and came out of the womb doing it, to be honest.
42:15Just a little concentration.
42:16Woo!
42:17That's literally what I do.
42:18I don't really dance.
42:19Just with shoulders, you know.
42:20Like, nonchalant.
42:21Ba, ba, ba, ba.
42:22Oh, let me just loosen up a little bit.
42:23There it is.
42:24She don't see you.
42:25Uh-huh.
42:26Now you're already close to her.
42:27Uh-huh.
42:28Let's check on poor boys with this one.
42:29Do you reckon?
42:30Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
42:31Oh, let me just loosen up a little bit.
42:34There it is.
42:35She don't see you.
42:36Uh-huh.
42:37Now you're already close to her.
42:38Uh-huh.
42:39Ba.
42:40Poor boys with this one.
42:41Do you reckon?
42:42Ba.
42:43And you go on the right side.
42:44Left side.
42:45Yeah.
42:46Yeah.
42:47There it is.
42:50Yeah, that's the angle.
42:51In the shower.
42:56Shower.
42:57You even do start doing the alphabet.
42:59You do A, B, C.
43:02That's a good one.
43:03This one.
43:04Like you've got a headache.
43:05Concussion.
43:06Let's just give it to that.
43:08F, G.
43:10That's a good one because you go back that way.
43:12Go H and then go back down.
43:14So much easier to salsa with someone.
43:19Oh, my God.
43:20Should I do the robot?
43:21Everyone says I'm AI-generated anyway, so...
43:30That was so shit.
43:34A, B, C, D, F, G, H.
43:36And then go, and then go back that way.
43:38And I have to say, I'm a real human.
43:40I'm not AI-generated.
43:41I wish I was, though.
43:42I do feel like an alien sometimes.
43:48I feel like Peter Crouch.
43:51K.
43:52That was a bad K, but you know.
43:55And done.
43:56Done.
43:57See ya.
43:58Come back next time for some more...
44:01BEAT A BONANZA!
44:10With Casa over, we found ourselves round the fire pit.
44:14And there was healing...
44:16There is not enough dressing tables for all these heels walking in.
44:20Reeling.
44:22Fuck off.
44:24What the fuck?
44:26And then Emily and Giorgio were sent wheeling.
44:30Oh, for fuck's sake!
44:32But for the survivors, the true horrors of what went on in Casa were still to be revealed.
44:37WHISTLE SCREAMS
44:43Where's our six penises?
44:50It's alright.
44:51It's alright.
44:53Come back tomorrow night for the Fallout.
44:56for the fallout!
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