- 7/12/2025
A Deal With The Hockey Captain Full- The Captain Helped Me Pursue My Crush But Fell In Love With Me
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00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:53I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:57You just got pucked, Dora.
01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:25Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:37Get with Leo, lose my big card.
01:46You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:56Idiot.
01:57To die a virgin.
01:59No.
02:00If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
02:05Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:30Dora, can it wait? I'm just a little busy.
02:37Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
02:39I think we would make a great team.
02:42I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
02:49Oh my god!
02:59What did she just say?
03:00She's a virgin.
03:01L-M-A-O.
03:07How sweet.
03:08A pleading little virgin.
03:11Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:19I'm sorry.
03:22Pretty.
03:23Hey.
03:24I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:27It's funny.
03:28Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
03:33I can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:38Wait.
03:39I totally can.
03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
03:46Cool.
03:49I don't have a mustache.
03:54I'll just...
03:56I'll leave you guys.
03:57Go.
03:58And this...
04:01It's interesting.
04:07Women have a choice for...
04:09They can be appealing, or they can be you.
04:12I like this cardigan.
04:15I like this cardigan.
04:19So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
04:25Leo's hot.
04:26You're not.
04:28Leo's rich.
04:29Poor.
04:30We're in your out.
04:32Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:36Maybe.
04:38Know your place, nerd.
04:40In the library, picking your nose with the other magnets.
04:44Now, if you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
04:53What the hell?
04:54I'm not expecting money from anyone.
04:55Especially this much.
04:56What the hell?
04:57I'm not expecting money from anyone.
04:58Especially this much.
04:59What the hell?
05:00I'm not expecting money from anyone.
05:01Especially this much.
05:02What the hell?
05:03I'm not expecting money from anyone.
05:04Especially this much.
05:14What the hell?
05:15I'm not expecting money from anyone.
05:16Especially this much.
05:32What?
05:33What?
05:34I just need to pee.
05:35Oh, come on.
05:36It's not that bad.
05:37I just told Leo that I was in love with them, but Mindy was there.
05:42So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
05:46Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
05:49oh come on it's not that bad I just told Leo that I was in love with them but Mindy was there
05:55so now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin are you in there trying to slip on some
06:01guy in the shower come on I know you're in there virgin I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner
06:19oh Troy no virgins here but you already knew that right goodbye ex-boyfriend
06:31thank you oh not so fast you are the ignorer I saved you
06:48now you own it big time
06:51no way guys like you only want one thing
06:57such a help help passing them out
07:00listen I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff
07:07but it's got to be kept real secret if you got a virus from the porn site that's your own problem
07:11no no some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried they're setting me up
07:17to make it look like I'm throwing games
07:19match fixing that also sounds super dodgy I'm not touching it
07:25wait what if we did a deal you help me and I help you get Leo
07:34boom swing it for fifth base in no time it's a sexual reference for you wants to have sex with Leo
07:45it's not just sex I love Leo I've been waiting for him
07:53so do we have a deal okay but I need to clear something up fifth base I thought it was fourth
08:03you got some work to do you think I'm a joke
08:08it's called teasing door do you want the order
08:14so teach me how to flirt and you know do things
08:21you want me to teach you how to kiss the laugh
08:25just want to know what Leo will expect
08:35not super familiar with this stuff
08:42alright
08:44maybe we should tackle it in order
08:47list it for me
08:49flirting fashion technique
08:51okay so you spent some time thinking about this
08:54alright
08:55flirting skills first and then boom
08:58fifth base
08:59sounds good
09:00just uh
09:01don't forget about fashion
09:03and we need a deadline
09:04how about the fundraising dance for the hockey team
09:07you can make a big move there
09:08it's only two weeks away
09:10calm down
09:11you're not that hopeless
09:13we can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics
09:16okay
09:17sounds good
09:20my whole life is going to change
09:22go team
09:25oh it's working
09:26gotcha
09:31dora
09:35just the person I wanted to see
09:37oh shit
09:38I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday
09:42you did?
09:44yeah
09:45I was just feeling really insecure because
09:48I really like Leo
09:51I shouldn't have reacted that way
09:55yeah
09:56okay
09:57thanks
09:59thanks
10:00did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
10:03you should totally come
10:04all of us lost RV cards at the cake parties
10:08didn't we girls?
10:11totally
10:12totally
10:13what the hell dora do you even live here?
10:32it's so friggin neat
10:34I like things organized
10:35what are you doing?
10:39checking to see if your underwear is color coded
10:42you probably have mass solution of the week on it
10:49my underwear is none of your business
10:51I mean
10:54it kind of is
10:55if you want my help landing Leo
10:58can we please stop talking about my underwear?
11:03my underwear?
11:23just what are you doing?
11:26you have such incredible eyes dora
11:28Dora, I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
11:37They're just eyes.
11:39I have two of them, like everyone else.
11:43Come on Dora, I was flirting with you.
11:46This is why I need help.
11:51Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
11:54Just be open to signals.
11:55Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
11:59Can I bore you?
12:03Why would you care?
12:13Because you have such beautiful eyes.
12:21You're flirting again.
12:25Yeah, you're supposed to say something flirty back.
12:29Something flirty back.
12:34I know, I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
12:38What do you think?
12:40Why not?
12:42But just remember you still got your training wheels on.
12:45Don't expect miracles.
12:46We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
13:02Alright.
13:04I'll grab us a drink.
13:07Try to be cool.
13:09Dude, when am I not cold?
13:16Oh my god, there's Leo.
13:19You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
13:22Yeah, good luck.
13:23Good luck.
13:28Here we go.
13:29Here we go.
13:35Hey.
13:37Hey.
13:39I thought you were staring at me from over there.
13:42Was I?
13:43I'm sorry.
13:47I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
13:49You don't gotta say it.
13:51I mean he's a bitch.
13:53And you're awesome.
13:55I am.
13:57I am.
13:58I am.
13:59I am.
14:00I am.
14:01I am.
14:03I am.
14:05I am.
14:07Hey.
14:08Hey.
14:10Sorry I don't need to interrupt.
14:12This is cool.
14:14Cool.
14:18I am sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
14:22You don't gotta say it.
14:23It's cool.
14:25Okay.
14:29Yes, she does.
14:31Doesn't she, girls?
14:34Whatever it is.
14:37And I think it is her vagina.
14:40It's like a vagina or a dryer.
14:43We call it Adora.
14:49What the hell do you think you're doing?
14:52I'm doing nothing.
14:54She means you.
14:55Because...
14:57You're nothing.
14:59Oh.
15:00I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
15:03She buys an Inventi size tube.
15:06How cute!
15:08But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
15:13Oh!
15:15Don't you dare laugh!
15:19Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
15:21What do you see in her?
15:23Dora the Borer?
15:25Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
15:26She's great.
15:27It's as simple as that, Mindy.
15:29Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
15:32Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
15:34I think it's kind of sweet.
15:36Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
15:37I think it's kind of sweet.
15:39I think it's just a bad thing.
15:41We're all the back.
15:43I'm sorry.
15:44The beauty of your first girlfriend is all about.
15:45I'm sorry.
15:47I'm sorry.
15:48I'm sorry.
15:49I'm sorry.
15:50I'm sorry.
15:51I'm sorry.
15:52I'm sorry.
15:53I'm sorry.
15:55I'm sorry.
15:56I'm sorry.
15:57You're sorry.
15:58I'm sorry.
15:59I'm sorry.
16:00I'm sorry.
16:02I'm sorry.
16:03This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
16:14Get ready for the plan I have, specifically for you, in five minutes.
16:30Come on. I'll tell you somewhere about it.
16:33Oh, wait here. I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
16:51Leo, I have been in love with you for years. I think we'd make a great team.
16:55I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
17:01Oh, that's a real chick in the leading nuts.
17:08Could you beat Penny or Dusty?
17:11I don't know. Can you, Nora?
17:15Ready? Okay.
17:17Take my virginity. Take my virginity.
17:21Take my virginity.
17:24Take my virginity.
17:32Oh, no.
17:38Oh, no.
17:42I'm so strong.
17:44Please let me go.
18:14Liam, where are you?
18:21I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
18:27Please, please let me go.
18:30Aw, honey, you wanna go?
18:33Please.
18:35You can go.
18:37We just wanna hear you say it.
18:39One more time.
18:41Say, take my virginity.
18:45Say it, yeah.
18:46Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
18:54That's enough!
18:56That's enough!
18:58And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
19:11I don't care what anyone says.
19:14When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
19:18You're wrong.
19:20I'll finish it.
19:23I'll get you to jail.
19:24I'll get you to jail.
19:28I'm sorry.
19:29I'm not usually a crier.
19:35You can't let me get to you.
19:36Okay, you need to fight back.
19:37Like with a shark.
19:38You just need to punch her in the nose.
19:42Why do you care if she bullies me?
19:43I don't care if she bullies me.
19:46Okay, you need to fight back.
19:49Like with a shark.
19:50You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:02Like, with a shark. You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:08Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:13You remind me of my little sister.
20:17Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
20:21I mean, she's eight. I really hope so.
20:26It reminds you of an eight-year-old?
20:32Stop crying.
20:36It's all gonna be okay.
20:40It's easy for you to say.
20:43You have to go to the hockey team.
20:46Everyone loves you.
20:49And I'm just...
20:52Dora.
20:57I happen to think you're pretty great.
21:02And that should count for something, since I'm apparently so amazing.
21:13I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
21:18No.
21:20I'm closing my eyes.
21:25Because I meant it.
21:27I'm lying to you.
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