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00:00:00The hopes, the dreams, the aspirations of a striving people for a better world to live in.

00:00:26The future is with us today. Their bright, shining faces are ours.

00:00:38These young people will sally forth for us carrying the banner of decency, love, honesty, intelligence,

00:00:53and they will forge our coming world.

00:01:02They will be our hairdressers, undertakers, automobile salesmen, sex therapists, interior decorators,

00:01:20gynaecologists, and perhaps a president of our United States.

00:01:32And today we celebrate their beginnings. I proudly give you our graduating class.

00:01:41Pat Rosen, Robin Gallop, Betsy DeBella, David Marwood, Kimberly Ann,

00:01:50Kimberley Ann, Kimberley Ann,

00:01:55Jonathan Martin,

00:01:59Max Cooney,

00:02:00Max Cooney,

00:02:02Jeffrey J. Newman,

00:02:04Jennifer Grant,

00:02:06Inga Johansson,

00:02:07Edward Morris,

00:02:08Edward Morris,

00:02:09David Marwood,

00:02:10David Marwood,

00:02:11Kimberley Ann,

00:02:12Kimberley Ann,

00:02:13Jonathan Martin,

00:02:15James Harper,

00:02:29Drin L.

00:02:43Pee-wee!

00:02:47Pee-wee!

00:03:10Pee-wee!

00:03:12Pee-wee!

00:03:12you're going to be late for school again do you intend never to graduate

00:03:18where'd she get my cousin the southern method has sent it to me how long can we keep it long as we

00:03:31want he says we're sexually ignorant i guess we'll see yeah hey you guys will you see what we got

00:03:38hey hold on can we tell us about his dream so then she takes out this kazoombie what's that

00:03:43you know you know num nums choo choos tits you know she flashes at me right in the middle of the

00:03:48graduation ceremony the biggest kazoombie i ever saw this girl was practically deformed then carter

00:03:53steps in my gown and the whole graduating class is looking at my wiener they'd need magnifying glasses

00:03:58to see your wiener it's more like a wienerette oh yeah well when they saw it i got a standing

00:04:01ovation they were standing to get a better look well at least i had something they wanted to see

00:04:05wiener we've got something you'll all want to see a stag film a real stag film you're too young

00:04:13peewee you're thrilled to stunt it enough come on me you gotta let me see it you gotta well i don't

00:04:17know peewee this has got more beaver in it than the entire state of wisconsin i say you can go blind

00:04:22for looking at stuff like that no the only way you'll go blind is by looking at it like that yeah

00:04:27well you got any better ideas well i am the president of the audio vision club

00:04:31hey guys what's he doing to her now

00:04:52hey guys what's he doing to her now

00:04:56yeah it looks like he's trying to take her temperature

00:04:59yeah without a thermometer

00:05:00oh i'm sure he'll think of something

00:05:02oh shit

00:05:05look familiar guys yeah looks like your entire arm

00:05:09god that's disgusting

00:05:10hey you're talking like you

00:05:13close the door pecker brett the light's coming in

00:05:17decency demands that the culprit be thrown out of school

00:05:29these pupils don't deserve to graduate

00:05:32they're sick they're perverted

00:05:34they're retarded

00:05:36mr carter

00:05:39mr carter i demand to know what you intend to do about this

00:05:44mr carter

00:05:47oh yes this is awful awful

00:05:51especially the woman with the big teeth with the big teeth

00:05:55i am ashamed at each and every one of you

00:06:02what have you got to say for yourselves

00:06:05maybe you better explain to them what will happen

00:06:10if the culprit who's responsible for the schlock film doesn't step forward

00:06:17yes suddenly

00:06:18what will happen

00:06:21expulsion for all of them

00:06:24right right

00:06:25who is responsible

00:06:27uh mr carter

00:06:36i brought it in

00:06:38but i don't think that the film can be fairly judged without viewing it in its entirety

00:06:44how's that

00:06:46uh he means it's true there is some nudity

00:06:50some nudity

00:06:51but i can assure you before the principal performers disrobed

00:06:55they were fully clothed

00:06:57that's right

00:06:58it's art

00:06:59it's filth

00:07:00disgusting naked filth

00:07:03uh miss bellbricker

00:07:04if i may be so bold that's your characterization

00:07:07they all had boners

00:07:09mr carter i will not stand here and be accused of having a boner

00:07:13uh this particular film

00:07:15was uh directed by the infamous

00:07:18sven

00:07:20uh

00:07:21sven splinken

00:07:23from sweden

00:07:23sweden

00:07:24oh it's this thing

00:07:25splinken from sweden

00:07:26sweden

00:07:26it's trash garden

00:07:28trash

00:07:28and we're late for class

00:07:30oh yes uh yes

00:07:32a good idea

00:07:32go back to your classes

00:07:35except mccarty and turner

00:07:39i haven't finished with you two yet

00:07:43good luck guys

00:07:45uh when uh when can we arrange a screening

00:07:49uh i'll have to check the schedule

00:07:52because the projectors are sort of tied up for the safety films

00:07:56safety films

00:07:57you know uh

00:07:59when you go to cross the street

00:08:02watch out where you put your feet

00:08:05look both ways and be alert

00:08:08if a car hits you it's gonna hurt

00:08:11safety safety

00:08:14it's a safe safe way to be

00:08:17come on guys pick it up

00:08:29there's too much gloom around here

00:08:31are you kidding

00:08:31they're kicking our asses out

00:08:33danger beach hasn't been the state finals in over 20 years

00:08:36maybe it's because your cheers are crying

00:08:37why don't you get some new ones

00:08:38what's wrong with our cheers

00:08:40apparently they're not working

00:08:42if you really want to help us

00:08:44why don't you throw a victory party after the game

00:08:47okay if you win you got it

00:08:49and we're not talking about a milk and cookies party

00:08:52we want an orgy

00:08:53orgy

00:08:54yeah i think tommy has a point here

00:08:57that's what the roman women did for the gladiators

00:08:59after a big battle

00:09:00they threw a victory orgy

00:09:02forget it

00:09:03no way

00:09:04what do you think

00:09:10i'm with you

00:09:11i'm in

00:09:12it's worth a shot

00:09:13the slumber party cheer

00:09:14change the words

00:09:15let's do it

00:09:16all right let's go

00:09:18not you

00:09:19go on home

00:09:22hey

00:09:31angel beach

00:09:32strong and hearty

00:09:34win the game

00:09:35have a party

00:09:36we decided you were right

00:09:39put it in the basket

00:09:40fight fight fight

00:09:41throw and win the game

00:09:43in in in

00:09:44use your balls

00:09:45and win win win

00:09:46им win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win many win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win awesome win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win w길 it win win

00:10:16The game scores at least five.

00:10:32The game is tied at seven.

00:10:3447 seconds left to the side.

00:10:36Who goes to the state championship?

00:10:46Number four, Edward Morris.

00:11:15Here's the question for Angelby!

00:11:36Angelby twins!

00:11:37They're on the way to the state championship!

00:11:45Angelby twins!

00:11:55Meet! Meet! Did you see the girl in the fourth row?

00:11:57Beautiful, blonde all over.

00:11:59She's a Swedish foreign exchange student.

00:12:01That's the girl in my dream!

00:12:04Buddy, your motor's running. Why don't you save it for the oars?

00:12:08Good game, coach.

00:12:12What are you guys doing here?

00:12:15You should be on school grounds.

00:12:17Yeah? What are you gonna do?

00:12:18Give us detention?

00:12:19Look, I don't exactly have all the money right now.

00:12:22I'll talk to Porky.

00:12:24I can get the rest of the money in about a month or so.

00:12:26Now, look.

00:12:27You's the one that come into Porky's.

00:12:29You's the one that got drunk.

00:12:31Now, we asked you not to gamble.

00:12:32I know. I got carried away.

00:12:34Carried away.

00:12:35You'll get carried away again.

00:12:37In pieces.

00:12:49You heard it all, huh?

00:12:51It's not that a word.

00:12:54You could do anything, but they are my blue spray shoes.

00:12:58All right!

00:13:00Blue, blue, blue, blue spray shoes, baby.

00:13:03Blue, blue, blue spray shoes, all right.

00:13:06So, uh, when is this orgy supposed to begin?

00:13:09Soon as my parents leave.

00:13:11They just want to say hello.

00:13:12They're not gonna stay very long.

00:13:14Neither are we.

00:13:18Well, I guess we gotta be going.

00:13:23Sorry, we gotta have dinner with the Franklins.

00:13:27Oh, well, listen, if it's that important, I mean...

00:13:38Drive fast!

00:13:39Have fun.

00:13:42Well, ladies, let's go.

00:13:46Let's orgy!

00:13:47Let's get it on.

00:13:48Hell no, let's get it off.

00:13:49Hold it!

00:13:50What?

00:13:51Who's this?

00:13:52Now, you line up like good little Roman soldiers.

00:13:55Pay attention.

00:13:57Follow the rules.

00:13:58First, we all get undressed.

00:14:01We're taking it off.

00:14:02Let's go, gentlemen.

00:14:03We're gonna get laid.

00:14:04We're gonna get laid.

00:14:05We're gonna get laid.

00:14:06We're gonna get laid.

00:14:07Don't get scared.

00:14:08It's amazing that my fertile mind has come up.

00:14:10I can't believe they're gonna go through it.

00:14:11We're gonna get laid!

00:14:12Well, Bella, you'll finally get to see your girl naked.

00:14:14She's not bad either.

00:14:15Oh, very funny.

00:14:16Hey, hey, hey.

00:14:17Come on!

00:14:18Pull!

00:14:19Last one in is last one in.

00:14:21Roman soldiers in the defense!

00:14:23Woo!

00:14:24Woo!

00:14:25Woo!

00:14:26Woo!

00:14:27Woo!

00:14:28Woo!

00:14:29Woo!

00:14:30Woo!

00:14:31I'm tired!

00:14:32Weren't you tired?

00:14:33Ah!

00:14:44Hey, where's meat?

00:14:45Oh sheesh, ya.

00:14:48Shooting right?

00:14:58What's the matter with you?

00:15:18Okay, soldiers, get them off.

00:15:31We're gonna get them off.

00:15:33We're gonna get them off.

00:15:35On the Roman army, there were gladiators, slaves, horsemen, and cannoneers.

00:15:46Cannoneer?

00:15:48I'm definitely a cannoneer.

00:15:50And eunuch.

00:15:52What's a eunuch?

00:15:53It's a guy with no balls.

00:15:54I'm a horseman!

00:15:56You start swimming toward us.

00:15:58Make it graceful.

00:16:00Come to your ladies' heroes.

00:16:03Just make it graceful.

00:16:05And what about your cannoneer?

00:16:07I'm a cannoneer.

00:16:10What do you guys do, deliver here or what?

00:16:16Back to the jeep band.

00:16:23Come get it, fellas.

00:16:25Okay, who wants to get dressed first?

00:16:39Come on.

00:16:40Come and get it.

00:16:41Here, boy.

00:16:42Here, boy.

00:16:43What are you doing?

00:16:45We're going to make a movie.

00:16:46Yeah, yeah.

00:16:47A movie?

00:16:48Well, Meat, we're naked in a pool.

00:16:50Would you please go get our clothes?

00:16:51No way, man.

00:16:52If they're making a movie, I gotta be the main attraction.

00:16:54Meat's right.

00:16:55Be where you go.

00:16:56You're the short subject.

00:16:57Ha, ha!

00:16:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:16:59I'm naked, treading water in a pool.

00:17:00You're making jokes.

00:17:01Jokes?

00:17:02Yeah, yeah.

00:17:03Take pictures.

00:17:04Go find a plug for the lights.

00:17:05Yeah, yeah, Flora.

00:17:06Okay, you guys.

00:17:07Quit stalling.

00:17:08Who's gonna be first?

00:17:09What the hell?

00:17:10I always wanted to be a star.

00:17:12No, he's not gonna do it.

00:17:14He is gonna do it.

00:17:16He is gonna do it.

00:17:17He is gonna do it.

00:17:18I thought we'd come back early to join us.

00:17:22It was the most humiliating experience of my life.

00:17:38I mean, it wasn't bad enough.

00:17:40We're running around the pool, bare ass,

00:17:42with our Winky slopping in the breeze.

00:17:44You decide you're gonna go out and greet your folks.

00:17:46Bare ass naked.

00:17:47I had a good time.

00:17:48Really good idea.

00:17:49I liked it.

00:17:50I don't care.

00:17:51Oh, I'm glad you guys like it.

00:17:52You love running around talking with your friends.

00:17:53Do you not?

00:17:54I'm watching the road.

00:17:55Well, you're not watching the road.

00:17:56We got angry, Raymond.

00:17:57A lot nicer without hanging out with you bitterly.

00:18:00My mom's gonna kill me when she finds me.

00:18:02Don't worry about it.

00:18:03You guys are naked.

00:18:04What are your mom doing something different about it?

00:18:05I don't think you're in my league.

00:18:07I'm gonna start hanging out with myself.

00:18:09Well, you hang out with yourself a lot by the looks of it.

00:18:11And you know what?

00:18:12You're pissed off.

00:18:13You're pissed off because you didn't get to be a cannoneer.

00:18:16When we went there, you thought it was gonna work.

00:18:18Everything was fine.

00:18:19I thought the room was fine.

00:18:20And now, now, because you were throwing out of the pool.

00:18:22Hey, you had your hand on my ass.

00:18:23That's why.

00:18:24I couldn't avoid it.

00:18:25Hey, slow down.

00:18:26There's Brian.

00:18:27Hey, Brian.

00:18:28Whoa.

00:18:34What the hell happened to you?

00:18:35Yeah.

00:18:36Aren't you a little bit late for the orgy?

00:18:38We've got something important to do.

00:18:39Why don't you pick me up?

00:18:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:44Brian's pouring an oil.

00:18:45Yeah.

00:18:55So, how was your orgy?

00:18:56Why weren't you there?

00:18:57Yeah.

00:19:00Uh-oh.

00:19:01Going wrong.

00:19:02No orgy, huh?

00:19:03Well, there was a tender moment with Connie's parents.

00:19:08Come on, drive.

00:19:09Where are we going?

00:19:10Porky's.

00:19:11Porky's?

00:19:12Where are we going to Porky's?

00:19:13Oh, no.

00:19:14No way, Brian.

00:19:15Look, Coach Goodenough's in trouble.

00:19:17What are you talking about?

00:19:18The coach is a good guy.

00:19:19He's helped us out a lot of times.

00:19:21Now, I think it's our turn to help him out.

00:19:23Well, I agree with that.

00:19:24But, uh, we go to Porky's, and then what do we do when we get there?

00:19:27It's easy.

00:19:28We, uh, shoot pictures of his illegal gambling casino, and then we take him to the D.A.

00:19:32Aw, come on.

00:19:33Porky ain't gonna let us anywhere near his place.

00:19:35Meet, if you remember, we didn't exactly have a written invitation on him.

00:19:38We had a written invitation last time we called.

00:19:41Like you don't have enough a day, I don't know what to do.

00:20:02Great body, look at that ass.

00:20:04I could lick her waist.

00:20:05No, you don't lick a waist.

00:20:07If it's not one of the designated areas.

00:20:09Oh.

00:20:10Oh.

00:20:16How you doing, babe?

00:20:17Hmm?

00:20:18I don't wanna...

00:20:19Oh.

00:20:20Yeah.

00:20:21Hey, Pete, see you later.

00:20:22Come on, man.

00:20:23Hey, Pete, come on, Scott.

00:20:24Come on, man.

00:20:25Hey, Pete, come on, Scott.

00:20:26Come on, man.

00:20:27Uh...

00:20:28Hi, I'm Blossom.

00:20:30Why do they call you meat?

00:20:33Why do they call you meat?

00:20:35Why do they call you Blossom?

00:20:38Meep!

00:20:39Come on...

00:20:40I'm not a man.

00:20:44Oh, boy.

00:20:45Come on.

00:20:46I'm a man.

00:20:47You're a man.

00:20:48Come on.

00:20:49Come on, buddy.

00:20:50Let's go.

00:20:51Come on, buddy.

00:20:52Come on, buddy.

00:20:53Come on, buddy.

00:20:54Now you're a man.

00:20:55Come on, buddy.

00:20:56Come on, buddy.

00:20:57What happened?

00:21:03We happened.

00:21:04I guess he hasn't fixed it up since our last visit.

00:21:07He must have.

00:21:08I mean, I heard the coach say he was there.

00:21:27I mean, I heard the coach say he was there.

00:21:47Unbelievable.

00:21:57That son of a bitch got a boat.

00:22:01What do we do now?

00:22:06Let's go.

00:22:10Where are we going?

00:22:15He's got a dock somewhere.

00:22:17Well, yeah.

00:22:18Well, what do we do when we get there?

00:22:19Let's just get there.

00:22:22Unbelievable.

00:22:45What are you doing?

00:22:46What are you doing?

00:22:47You shot that boy and shot that.

00:22:50What's the bullet gonna be good,

00:22:52real hell?

00:22:53My chin is standing.

00:22:55Oh, my!

00:22:56What are you doing?

00:22:57Oh, my!

00:22:58What are you doing?

00:22:59Give me nothing.

00:23:00Give me nothing.

00:23:01Give me nothing.

00:23:02Give me nothing.

00:23:03Give me nothing.

00:23:04Give me nothing.

00:23:05Give me nothing.

00:23:06Give me nothing.

00:23:07Give me nothing.

00:23:08Give me nothing.

00:23:09Give me nothing.

00:23:10Give me nothing.

00:23:11Sam!

00:23:12You drink that damn stuff faster than they can make me, you fool.

00:23:15Look there.

00:23:16I love it.

00:23:17Big blues.

00:23:18Big blues.

00:23:19Big frogs.

00:23:20Mr. Johnson, sure and glad you won all that money tonight.

00:23:24Thank you for the tips.

00:23:25Ready?

00:23:26Move your ass.

00:23:27Don't get away of a high bar.

00:23:28I almost forgot what a mean son of a bitch he is.

00:23:31Come on, Pop.

00:23:32Come on back and see you.

00:23:33Take care of me.

00:23:35And you get your ass inside.

00:23:37I want to go.

00:23:48Come on.

00:23:49Knock it off, will you?

00:23:50Come on, keep your hands off.

00:23:51Be a nice girl.

00:23:52Get away from the wheel.

00:23:53Leave me alone for God's sake.

00:23:56You know you guys are morons.

00:23:57Shh.

00:23:58I don't want to shush.

00:23:59Keep it down for you.

00:24:00Hey, keep this down, huh?

00:24:01Look where you are.

00:24:02It's just a little joke.

00:24:04A little joke?

00:24:05She practically raped me, man.

00:24:06She said she was going to leave me out there on the highway, unless I promise to show

00:24:09her why they call me me.

00:24:10Shh.

00:24:12Are you still talking?

00:24:13You think this is funny, right?

00:24:14Huh?

00:24:15Hey look, you.

00:24:16Come on.

00:24:17Get out of my car.

00:24:18Guys, enough, enough.

00:24:19Look, we still gotta find a way to get onto this boat.

00:24:22Hi, Daddy!

00:24:24Hi, baby.

00:24:25Blossom, you have a good time tonight, child?

00:24:28Yes, I did, Daddy.

00:24:31Is that Porky's daughter?

00:24:34That's it.

00:24:35What's it?

00:24:40Me, do you know how to use a camera?

00:24:41For what?

00:24:43Because you've gotta take this and go with that girl into the casino and take a few photos

00:24:47of the layout.

00:24:48What?

00:24:49Wait a minute.

00:24:50She's gonna let me go into her old man's illegal casino to take pictures?

00:24:55What, are you nuts?

00:24:56Well, you have to, um, distract her.

00:25:02Distract her with what?

00:25:04My friend, there comes a time in every man's life where he must rise to the occasion.

00:25:09Oh, come on, man.

00:25:10And there's no one of a child.

00:25:13No, no, no, no.

00:25:14Every time you guys get a wild hair up your ass, I gotta go stick my neck out, you know?

00:25:17Not my pants!

00:25:20Not my pants!

00:25:23Now, come on.

00:25:24Come on, please.

00:25:25Not my pants!

00:25:26Not my pants!

00:25:27Mom!

00:25:44Stop it, please.

00:25:45Huh?

00:25:46Come on, come on.

00:25:47Will you get off of me?

00:25:48Oh, I wanna ride, you jungle beast.

00:25:49Hey, come on.

00:25:50I...

00:25:51Please!

00:25:52Get off!

00:25:53Get off!

00:25:54Get!

00:25:55Come on, leave me alone!

00:25:56Oh, shit!

00:25:57Hey!

00:25:58No, no, no.

00:25:59Cut it out!

00:26:01Well, what's going on?

00:26:02Well, Meat's doing pretty great up there.

00:26:04Are you sure?

00:26:05Yeah, he's doing terrific.

00:26:06Yeah, he's getting a lot of pictures.

00:26:08Okay, boys, what the hell are you doing here?

00:26:10This is private property.

00:26:19What the fuck do you all think you're doing?

00:26:21Oh, we...

00:26:22I was...

00:26:23We were...

00:26:24You was trespassing, boy.

00:26:25According to the law, I could shoot...

00:26:29Great, galloping, gobs of ghost shit.

00:26:32Your little bastards that ruin my place.

00:26:35Well, I'm glad to see you back, boys.

00:26:37Because now I'm gonna ruin you for good.

00:26:39Wait a minute.

00:26:40Look, I...

00:26:41You really don't want to do this.

00:26:43I don't, huh?

00:26:45Porky, do you really think we came all...

00:26:47All this way down here to see you without...

00:26:49Without a good reason?

00:26:50I mean, we knew we were risking our lives.

00:26:52At least give us a chance to talk to you.

00:26:54You better talk fast, boy.

00:26:56Because I've been wanting to find you kids

00:26:58for one hell of a long time.

00:27:00Look, do you think we could go ashore and talk?

00:27:03This is kind of complicated business.

00:27:05Yes, we'd like to talk business.

00:27:07Business?

00:27:09Business.

00:27:12Kill the little fuckers.

00:27:14Do the World State Championship mean anything to you?

00:27:17Yeah, it does.

00:27:20All right.

00:27:22Let's go into my bar.

00:27:23Maybe we can talk some...

00:27:24How... How... How... How...

00:27:25Get in there, god damn!

00:27:26Don't argue with me.

00:27:27Where are you?

00:27:29What are you doing?

00:27:30How are my pants?

00:27:32This ain't funny here.

00:27:33Where's my pants?

00:27:35What the hell are you doing?

00:27:36Come here, big boy.

00:27:37Now, what is this bullshit about the state championship, boy?

00:27:42Yeah, uh, state championship.

00:27:44That's...

00:27:45That's what we were talking about, wasn't it?

00:27:46Uh...

00:27:48Tommy, why don't you explain what we mean when we...

00:27:51We say state championship?

00:27:53Right.

00:27:55Uh...

00:27:57Billy, I think you're probably better at this sort of thing.

00:28:01Uh-huh.

00:28:03No, thank you, sir.

00:28:04I don't drink.

00:28:05Hey, I don't do business with pussies.

00:28:08Drink up.

00:28:10Drink!

00:28:11You.

00:28:13Uh...

00:28:14You were saying?

00:28:15This ain't funny, man.

00:28:16There's somebody downstairs.

00:28:18You gotta get dressed and get out of here.

00:28:21Come on, big boy.

00:28:22Ride me.

00:28:23Yeah, come on.

00:28:24Ride me.

00:28:26Yes.

00:28:27Yes.

00:28:28Yes.

00:28:29Yes.

00:28:30Yes.

00:28:31You're gonna throw the state championship?

00:28:33Bullshit.

00:28:34Yeah.

00:28:35Have a word on it.

00:28:36Yes.

00:28:37Yes!

00:28:38Yes!

00:28:39Yes!

00:28:40Yes!

00:28:42We told Porky we'd throw the game, right?

00:28:47So the coach is off the hook and now it's our asses, right?

00:28:52I don't believe it.

00:28:54Four years of practice, we finally get to the state championship and we gotta lose.

00:28:58Look, I mean, we at least got the coach out of trouble, right, guys?

00:29:02Yeah, ourselves into it.

00:29:04Hey, what's life all about?

00:29:06Living!

00:29:07It's definitely about living.

00:29:08Yeah.

00:29:09Well, I ain't throwing no game.

00:29:14Hey, that's it.

00:29:15Of course.

00:29:17It's so simple.

00:29:19All we have to do is win that game.

00:29:21Win?

00:29:22Yeah, sure.

00:29:23And then we're heroes and nobody fucks with heroes.

00:29:25You bought the funny for him.

00:29:27Wait a second.

00:29:28I like his idea.

00:29:29Look.

00:29:30If we hold a press conference after we win the game

00:29:34and announce that certain unscrupulous elements wanted us to throw that game,

00:29:39nobody will be able to touch us.

00:29:42We'll be a shining example of good, clean American youth.

00:29:46Us?

00:29:47Yeah.

00:29:48We believe in mom, apple pie, and the American flag, right?

00:29:50Yeah.

00:29:51People eat that stuff up.

00:29:52Including me.

00:29:53Especially the part about winning games.

00:29:55Well, Angel Beach games?

00:29:57Yeah!

00:29:58Yeah!

00:29:59You may notice the pericardium, which is that little sac around the heart.

00:30:04Once you find it, the...

00:30:10Mr. Tuparello, you have not made your dorsal incision.

00:30:15I don't feel so hot.

00:30:17Make the incision.

00:30:18Mm.

00:30:24I can't.

00:30:26Here is your scalpel.

00:30:27Now cut.

00:30:28Mm.

00:30:33Oh, God.

00:30:39Mm.

00:30:40Oh, God.

00:30:43you expect me to believe that the captain of the basketball team would would faint at the sight of

00:30:56a mere frog it wasn't just a frog it was a dead frog she wanted me to cut the thing open she hates

00:31:00me miss webster is one of the finest most dedicated teachers in this school she wants you to get the

00:31:06best education possible if that's possible even now get this too farillo even if it means giving

00:31:13up all extracurricular activities i'll do anything as long as i can play basketball

00:31:17i was talking about basketball

00:31:22i can't give a plan we're going to the state championships fail your biology exam and the

00:31:30team will have to win without you miss webster's recommended that you not be allowed to play

00:31:36basketball unless you get a passing grade on her biology exam and i'm backing her up on that

00:31:42one hundred percent get the hell out of here

00:31:47got it covered

00:32:09what's the problem buddy door won't open try the knob

00:32:26okay spread out search the drawers the shelves everywhere

00:32:38what's the exam look like it's furry it's got balls it's big what the hell do you think a biology exam

00:32:51looks like i didn't know i'm not in your class

00:32:58hey meat human brain you could use one huh

00:33:02okay

00:33:03hey meat me it's just a brain

00:33:11help it i can't find a vindic test anywhere maybe it's in her apartment

00:33:17Are you okay?

00:33:20Come on, Meade, Meade.

00:33:22It's just a brain.

00:33:24I can't find a damn test anywhere.

00:33:28Maybe it's in her apartment.

00:33:32You crazy?

00:33:34We're going to break into Miss Webster's apartment and steal an exam?

00:33:38Think about this, Tommy.

00:33:40If we get caught, we could get sent to jail.

00:33:44Think about this.

00:33:45If Meade doesn't pass a biology exam, we can kiss the state championship goodbye.

00:34:15Whoa.

00:34:18Not bad.

00:34:19Some joint.

00:34:22Let's just hurry up, get the test, get the hell out of here, okay, guys?

00:34:25Hey, maybe you'd better check that desk.

00:34:27Yeah, check the desk.

00:34:28Yeah, check the desk.

00:34:29Hey, guys.

00:34:38Come here, quick.

00:34:41What?

00:34:42Look, you can see my grandmother's apartment here.

00:34:44She's dusting her furniture.

00:34:45Oh, this must be our lucky day.

00:34:47Maybe we can watch her give her cat a flea bath.

00:34:50My grandmother doesn't have a cat.

00:34:51Oh, but if she's in your family, I bet she has fleas.

00:34:53You guys cut it out.

00:34:55We've got to get back to work.

00:35:05Shut up, uh...

00:35:06She's here.

00:35:07Shit.

00:35:09Shit.

00:35:14Shit.

00:35:16Lights.

00:35:17Shit.

00:35:18Shit.

00:35:24Oh, that was a lovely dinner.

00:35:26Mm.

00:35:26Great popular.

00:35:28And the service was extraordinary.

00:35:31And the ambience.

00:35:32Mm, and the music.

00:35:33Oh, the music.

00:35:39Da-da-da.

00:35:40Da-da-da.

00:35:41Da-da-da-da-da.

00:35:43Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

00:35:45Da-da-da.

00:35:46Da-da.

00:35:48You know, that Anthony Tuparillo really is a dumb son of a bitch.

00:35:52He's going to win the state championship for us. We need him.

00:35:55Need? I don't need him throwing frogs down my blouse.

00:35:58He's just a kid.

00:36:00He's no kid.

00:36:02Okay. He's a dumb son of a bitch.

00:36:12What'll it be tonight, hmm?

00:36:14I could be the southern bartender.

00:36:18And you can be the impotent alcoholic monk

00:36:21that just escaped from the monastery.

00:36:24Cuddy, that's my favorite.

00:36:30You owe me all over.

00:36:32You want to go all over.

00:36:43You owe me all over.

00:36:48What'll it be?

00:36:56Honey.

00:36:57Gosh, I don't know. I'm not much of a drinker.

00:37:02You don't look like you're much of anything to me.

00:37:04I know. That's what they tell me at the monastery.

00:37:09How about some Benedictine?

00:37:12Sure. You're the boss.

00:37:15Isn't that what they drink at the monastery?

00:37:19On the rocks.

00:37:21On the rocks.

00:37:22On the rocks.

00:37:24On the rocks.

00:37:34I don't want to go.

00:37:35But I'm not.

00:37:37philosophy,

00:37:37I don't wanna solo up Sna.

00:37:38How come you left the monastery?

00:38:00I guess because I always wondered what it would be like to...

00:38:04Say it, good boy!

00:38:07Do you see a wound?

00:38:09Yes!

00:38:22Cough!

00:38:37Oh!

00:38:39Oh!

00:38:40Oh!

00:38:41Oh!

00:38:42Oh!

00:38:43Oh!

00:38:44Oh!

00:38:45Oh!

00:38:46Oh!

00:38:47Oh!

00:38:48Oh!

00:38:49Oh!

00:38:50Oh!

00:38:51Oh!

00:38:52Oh!

00:38:56Oh!

00:38:58Oh!

00:38:59Oh!

00:39:00Oh!

00:39:01Here you go!

00:39:03Oh!

00:39:04Oh!

00:39:05Oh!

00:39:06Oh!

00:39:07Oh!

00:39:08Oh!

00:39:09Oh!

00:39:10Oh!

00:39:11Oh!

00:39:12Oh!

00:39:13Oh!

00:39:14Oh!

00:39:15Oh!

00:39:16Now I know how she affords this apartment!

00:39:18Come on.

00:39:19Ah!

00:39:20Oh!

00:39:21Oh!

00:39:22Come over here!

00:39:23Oh!

00:39:24Oh!

00:39:25Oh!

00:39:26Oh!

00:39:27Oh!

00:39:28Oh!

00:39:29Oh!

00:39:30Oh!

00:39:31Oh!

00:39:32Oh!

00:39:33Oh!

00:39:34Oh!

00:39:35It's Lincoln, the Swedish director, remember you said you'd arrange a screening?

00:39:39Oh!

00:39:40Right, right, yes.

00:39:41You're really gonna love it, sir.

00:39:42There's this man in black socks and a mask.

00:39:45He represents the loneliness of the Hungarian peasants.

00:39:48Oh!

00:39:49That's very interesting.

00:39:50I'll schedule the film just as soon as we stop running those personal hygiene films.

00:39:54The hygiene films?

00:39:55You know, take a bath every day, let your odour float away.

00:40:01Hygiene means we all keep clean.

00:40:04Oh!

00:40:05See what I mean?

00:40:06Take a bath every day, let your odour float away.

00:40:10Keep clean, Billy!

00:40:11Oh!

00:40:12Yes!

00:40:13I'm telling you!

00:40:14Come on!

00:40:15Give me a load!

00:40:16I couldn't believe it.

00:40:17I'm sitting, I'm looking through this keyhole.

00:40:18I have this incredible view, right?

00:40:19Guys, I'm telling you, these two are hot.

00:40:21They're really hot.

00:40:22Dobish and Miss Webster?

00:40:23I can't believe it.

00:40:24Then what happened?

00:40:25I don't know.

00:40:26I had to leave when they started singing Mac tonight.

00:40:28Pee Wee says Dobish and Miss Webster are going at it again in her apartment tonight.

00:40:32So?

00:40:33We might be able to get some photographs of them.

00:40:36Perfect blackmail material.

00:40:38Forget it.

00:40:39We blew it last time with your stupid camera.

00:40:41Look, I'll take the photographs this time.

00:40:43I'll even rent a better camera with some telephoto lenses.

00:40:45Well, how do we get the shots?

00:40:47Easy.

00:40:48Pee Wee's grandmother is right across the street.

00:40:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:40:52Time out, Brian.

00:40:53Come on, let's leave my grandmother out of this.

00:40:55Pee Wee.

00:40:56If you let us use your grandmother's apartment, I'll give you your own private personal collection

00:41:02of photographs of Dobish and Miss Webster, including Mac the 9th.

00:41:07So what time do I tell her to expect us?

00:41:10I can't wait to share this recipe with my mother.

00:41:13I wish I had a grandmother just like you.

00:41:15Thank you, boys.

00:41:17I sure do appreciate your help.

00:41:19Oh, it's our pleasure, Grandma.

00:41:20To be in the company of such a gracious, charming, attractive woman is a joy.

00:41:24Yes, and to allow us into your kitchen and teach us all your great culinary secrets.

00:41:29My husband, Fat Harry May, rest in peace, always used to tell me, never shit, never shit up.

00:41:36He has his teeth.

00:41:38You know, he was such a greedy.

00:41:40Pee Wee got a great grandma.

00:41:45Isn't she great?

00:41:46One of a kind.

00:41:47Work of art.

00:41:48Yeah, made her and threw away the mold.

00:41:51Oh, Edward, where'd you ever find these slick boys?

00:41:55Did you just meet them?

00:41:56Uh, no, Grandma.

00:41:57We've been friends for a long time.

00:41:59Well, how come you never told me about it?

00:42:01Well, I've been busy.

00:42:05Never say you're too busy to visit your grandmother.

00:42:09Now eat your soup.

00:42:11I already broke the bread for you.

00:42:17You sure you know how to work these things?

00:42:18Yeah.

00:42:19You know, they're, uh, they're pretty complicated.

00:42:21They're pretty complicated.

00:42:22It's so simple a child could use them.

00:42:24Yeah, I don't mean that as an insult me.

00:42:27It's anything you'll want stupid pictures, huh?

00:42:29Okay.

00:42:30Tell me again about that boy at the window with the camera.

00:42:33Um, you see, he's studying photography, and he needs these pictures for his term paper.

00:42:39And it's only from my window that he should get such pictures.

00:42:45You have a great view.

00:42:46The perfect angle.

00:42:59Hey, could you excuse us a second, Grandma?

00:43:00Yeah, we'll be right back.

00:43:02You hungry?

00:43:03I'm always hungry.

00:43:04He's always hungry, Grandma.

00:43:05You wanna eat?

00:43:06Yeah.

00:43:07Who?

00:43:08It's funny, buddy.

00:43:09Yeah, Grandma's funny.

00:43:10We just hit pay dirt.

00:43:15Oh!

00:43:16Look at that.

00:43:19You got it?

00:43:20Yeah, you got it?

00:43:21Yeah.

00:43:22I'm always hungry.

00:43:23He's always hungry, Grandma.

00:43:25You want to eat?

00:43:26Yeah.

00:43:27Who?

00:43:28It's funny, buddy.

00:43:29Yeah, Grandma's funny.

00:43:30He just hit pay dirt.

00:43:31Oh, look at that.

00:43:32I'm not getting it all.

00:43:33Magda Knife?

00:43:34You got a chain?

00:43:35You got a nine tails?

00:43:37What are they doing?

00:43:40Whippin' up me to 4.0 grade average.

00:44:02Hey, here's a picture of my mom in the drama club.

00:44:23Well, he sure dressed funny then, didn't he?

00:44:27There's Ball Breaker.

00:44:29What? Fuel the Ball Breaker.

00:44:32There is a debating team, arts and crafts, and wrestling.

00:44:37Bubbles may be the captain of the girls' wrestling team,

00:44:40but Snooki Kelton is the one she'd most like tumbling around with.

00:44:45They called Ball Breaker Bubbles?

00:44:48Let's see what old Snooki looks like.

00:44:51He is Sam Snooki Kelton.

00:44:54You know, I wonder what would happen if you got old Bubbles and Snooki back together again.

00:44:59He just gave me a wonderful idea.

00:45:03You guys hungry?

00:45:04Yeah, let's hit dead beats.

00:45:11My dearest, darling, Bubble.

00:45:19It's been so long since I've felt your...

00:45:29grip.

00:45:31Oh!

00:45:49There, you little devil. You latched onto that Inga, huh?

00:46:04I told you it's not the size of the dog. It's how hard he bites.

00:46:07Tommy, you're not gonna believe this. It's great. I can't wait. It's incredible. I can't believe it.

00:46:11Look, she's meeting in the motel room. I can't believe it.

00:46:13I can't believe it.

00:46:14Believe it.

00:46:15I mean, the girl must have recognized that I'm into my prime. Yeah, I mean, you know, she's Swedish. They have knowledge.

00:46:19Who says she's gonna meet you in the Moonbeam Motel, room 48? Naked and ready.

00:46:24Hey, hey, hey, easy, easy.

00:46:25Naked and ready.

00:46:26Jeez.

00:46:27You gonna go dressed like that?

00:46:28No.

00:46:29No.

00:46:30No.

00:46:31No.

00:46:32No.

00:46:33No.

00:46:34No.

00:46:35No.

00:46:36No.

00:46:37No.

00:46:38No.

00:46:39No.

00:46:40No.

00:46:41No.

00:46:42No.

00:46:43No.

00:46:44No.

00:46:45No.

00:46:46No.

00:46:47No.

00:46:48You gonna go dress like that?

00:46:50Yeah, what's wrong with the way I look?

00:46:51Fringa?

00:46:52From a foreign country?

00:46:53With the, with the great gazoombys?

00:46:57Your old man got a tux?

00:46:59A tuxi?

00:47:00Well, yeah.

00:47:01Why?

00:47:02Why don't, why don't you get it?

00:47:03What do you show up in the distinguished, tuxedo, nice, big bow-tie, and you she'll like

00:47:09it.

00:47:10Thanks, Tommy.

00:47:11Can you, no?

00:47:12Don't take flowers and candy.

00:47:13Show up like a man.

00:47:15A man?

00:47:16Yeah.

00:47:17Oh, great.

00:47:27Lucky us.

00:47:29Hello, boys.

00:47:30What's going on, ladies?

00:47:31How about old Ballbricker in the raw, in a motel room, waiting for her true love?

00:47:37You know what that's supposed to mean?

00:47:40Ballbricker sent this reply to the post office box I assigned to Snooki Kelton.

00:47:44She wrote, Dear Snooki, after all these years and after all that's happened, it was wonderful hearing from you again.

00:47:52I would love to see you whenever and wherever you want.

00:47:56Just name the time and the place, impatiently yours, Bubbles.

00:48:02I named the time and the place.

00:48:05She's going to show up?

00:48:07The Moonbeam Motel, right about now.

00:48:10But not with Snooki.

00:48:12Who with?

00:48:13Pee-wee.

00:48:15Pee-wee.

00:48:21All right, let's keep it down.

00:48:38Here he comes.

00:48:50Come in.

00:48:51Is that you, darling?

00:49:05Oh.

00:49:19Oh, Charlie.

00:49:22Hurry.

00:49:23Please.

00:49:24Please.

00:49:26Oh.

00:49:27Oh.

00:49:28Oh.

00:49:30Oh.

00:49:33Oh.

00:49:34Oh, I love this.

00:49:43Wish we had a program.

00:49:45Take it from the girls.

00:49:49I can't wait.

00:49:50Are we going to kiss him back?

00:49:52Yep.

00:49:52Great.

00:49:56Oh, candy.

00:49:58It tastes so good.

00:50:01All right.

00:50:03Here.

00:50:04Yeah.

00:50:06Yeah.

00:50:07Yeah!

00:50:08Oh!

00:50:12Oh!

00:50:18Yeah!

00:50:20What the hell is this?

00:50:23It's Pee-wee.

00:50:26I don't get it.

00:50:29Hi, guys.

00:50:30What's going on?

00:50:31What are you doing here?

00:50:32What am I doing here?

00:50:33What are you doing here?

00:50:34You're supposed to be in there with Ball Bricker.

00:50:36Ball Bricker?

00:50:38Well, Jesus, Pee-wee, if you're not in there, who the hell is?

00:50:41Oh!

00:50:42Oh!

00:50:43Oh!

00:50:44Oh!

00:50:45Oh!

00:50:45Tommy Turner.

00:50:46Tommy Turner.

00:50:46Oh!

00:50:47Oh, God!

00:50:51What do you think?

00:50:53I was made with a finger?

00:50:57There's your camera when we need it.

00:50:59RUN!

00:51:00Ah, INGA!

00:51:04Oh, Snooki!

00:51:07Ah!

00:51:08Ah!

00:51:09Ah!

00:51:10Oh!

00:51:11Dad!

00:51:12Ah, INGA!

00:51:16Oh!

00:51:17Snooki!

00:51:19Ah!

00:51:20Snooki.

00:51:25INGA!

00:51:28Oh, shit!

00:51:32Shit!

00:51:36Oh, man.

00:51:37Oh, shit!

00:51:40Oh, shit!

00:51:43Oh!

00:51:45Oh!

00:51:47Oh.

00:51:48Shit.

00:51:49Oh, shit!

00:51:52Oh, shit!

00:51:54Oh, God!

00:51:55God!

00:51:56God!

00:51:57Oh!

00:51:58Oh!

00:51:59Oh!

00:52:00Ah!

00:52:01Ah!

00:52:02Oh!

00:52:03Shh!

00:52:04Oh!

00:52:05I've got you now, you freak!

00:52:11You juvenile obscenity!

00:52:14I've got you now, Tommy Turner!

00:52:16You poor excuse for humanity!

00:52:19Oh!

00:52:24Introducing the Angel Leeds Leeds!

00:52:33Welcome to the state championship game!

00:52:44Taking the floor, Harlan Hornet!

00:52:49I'm gonna break his fucking finger off!

00:52:51He'd just be having you to game it all!

00:52:54Well, it turns out that we didn't need those photographs of Miss Webster after that.

00:52:57Wendy true to me, and I'm pretty sure I passed.

00:53:00Why didn't you tell him?

00:53:02What are you talking about?

00:53:03I told Billy.

00:53:04He said that he was gonna leave the photograph.

00:53:05No!

00:53:06No, I left him right on Miss Webster's desk.

00:53:10Okay.

00:53:11Bye.

00:53:19Shoot.

00:53:26His hands are happy hands.

00:53:27Cut it out!

00:53:30Son of a bitch.

00:53:31What's the matter, huh?

00:53:32He's got a lot of right answers.

00:53:34That's good.

00:53:35Not as far as I'm concerned.

00:53:37I'm going to make sure that that Anthony Tuparello doesn't play in that basketball game.

00:53:43Why didn't you tell me the final game is tonight?

00:53:45Everybody knows it's tonight.

00:53:48It's for the state championship.

00:53:51Well, if it's such an important event, why aren't we going?

00:53:54I promised I'd take Sharon and the kids.

00:53:56You're taking your wife to a school function?

00:53:59Darling, it's just for tonight.

00:54:01You, darling, me, you two-timing pervert.

00:54:04Get out.

00:54:04Out.

00:54:05Okay, okay.

00:54:06I never want to see you again.

00:54:07Freak out.

00:54:08Out.

00:54:20Howdy, coach.

00:54:22What are you doing here?

00:54:24I don't have the money yet.

00:54:26Hey, don't worry about a thing.

00:54:27That's already been taken care of.

00:54:29I got a bundle right now in this game tonight.

00:54:31Do you understand me?

00:54:32I hope you bet on Angel Beach.

00:54:36You're a very funny man, coach.

00:54:38Very funny man.

00:54:39Tonight you have the chance to be champions, and if you do that, I'm the coach that got you there, and that's what my life is about.

00:55:03Now, I want you to go out there.

00:55:06When?

00:55:11Locker room.

00:55:13Coach.

00:55:19Coach, good enough.

00:55:20Oh, Miss Webster, what can I do for you?

00:55:22Hold it, Meat.

00:55:30I can't let you play.

00:55:32Why not?

00:55:33That was Miss Webster.

00:55:34You failed your biology exam.

00:55:35Oh, come on, coach.

00:55:36It's impossible.

00:55:37I know I passed.

00:55:38Come on, you guys.

00:55:39Quit stalling.

00:55:40Get out there and play.

00:55:40Coach, there's no way we're going to win without Meat.

00:55:42Who's going to play for Meat?

00:55:43I quit stalling.

00:55:44You guys got a game in the way.

00:55:45You guys got a game in the way.

00:56:15Hey, Daddy's going to win a bundle on this guy.

00:56:42You having a good time?

00:56:43I'd have a better time if my meat was playing.

00:56:46Say what?

00:56:48Not anymore.

00:57:13Halftime buzzer, the score by Harmon Hornets, 39, Angel Beach Gators, 19.

00:57:43I thought I told you to get out.

00:57:50If we don't do something about bees, we'll both be out.

00:57:52Oh, my God.

00:57:55Look, I know they're bigger and stronger,

00:57:58but if we don't start crashing the boards in the second half,

00:58:01the score of this game's going to wind up in the Guinness Book of Embarrassing Records.

00:58:05Rocker room.

00:58:07Coach.

00:58:07Coach, that's good enough.

00:58:15And upon closer scrutiny,

00:58:16I discovered that Mr. Tuparello has passed his biology exam.

00:58:21So should you decide that his participation

00:58:24would enhance your chances at the basketball championship,

00:58:27please feel free to use him.

00:58:37dür открыty,

00:58:51good luck.

01:03:16Hi, guys.

01:03:18Hi.

01:03:19Did you see who's on the beach?

01:03:22Ballbreaker.

01:03:23She's been there all morning.

01:03:25God, I feel awful.

01:03:28I feel awful.

01:03:29Why?

01:03:30Look what we did to her.

01:03:31We built up her hopes to see somebody.

01:03:33She's been crazy about all these years,

01:03:35and then we zapped her with a sick practical joke.

01:03:39What do you mean, we?

01:03:41All right.

01:03:42All right, I started it.

01:03:43It's my fault.

01:03:44I feel terrible.

01:03:45Well, how do you think I feel?

01:03:47I was in bed with her.

01:03:48Boy, she looks in pretty bad shape.

01:03:52Well, there's nothing we can do about it now.

01:03:54Yes, there is.

01:03:56We can find Snooki Kelton.

01:03:58What are you nuts?

01:03:59How are you going to find them?

01:04:00Yeah, science.

01:04:01He could be dead already, for all we know.

01:04:03He's alive and living in Miami,

01:04:05and we can be there by this afternoon.

01:04:24All right.

01:04:29We have a few more models.

01:04:40We have a few more models in the Mediterranean.

01:04:44We have only some models.

01:04:49We have a few models.

01:04:53Love me tender

01:05:08Love me true

01:05:11Never let me go

01:05:16You have made my life complete

01:05:25And I love you so

01:05:30Love me tender

01:05:36Love me true

01:05:38All my dreams fulfill

01:05:44For my darling

01:05:49I love you

01:05:52And I always will

01:05:57guitar solo

01:06:03For my darling

01:06:28I'll love you

01:06:31Till the end of time

01:06:38This is pure filth, pornographic filth. I sat through every disgusting frame of this film twice.

01:06:53And as a result, I am physically ill.

01:07:02Mr. Carter, art is a very subjective phenomenon.

01:07:07Can it, Bacardi? You're not going to pull the wool over my eyes again.

01:07:10Now, I have no choice.

01:07:13Back to her.

01:07:21Good morning, everybody.

01:07:32I'm so sorry I'm late.

01:07:34Oh, no, no, no. You're not late at all, Miss Poppin.

01:07:40About the film.

01:07:41Now, you were perfectly right.

01:07:43It is the worst piece of pornographic trash that I have ever seen.

01:07:47It's raunchy, degrading, beneath the human dignity.

01:07:50Come off it, Harold.

01:07:52Don't be such a tight ass.

01:07:54He was wrong, and he's sorry, aren't you?

01:08:02Aren't you?

01:08:04Uh-huh.

01:08:06All right.

01:08:10Snooki.

01:08:12Snooki.

01:08:14Snooki.

01:08:17Snooki.

01:08:18Mr. Kelton, an old friend and former alumnus of Angel Beach High,

01:08:28has generously offered to donate his beautiful home

01:08:33and host the party for this year's senior prom.

01:08:38Ha, ha. That's great.

01:08:41But what about the Splinkin' film?

01:08:43Well, I guess I better be going now

01:08:46and let the seniors know the good news.

01:08:48Thank you both so much.

01:08:49It's really going to mean a lot to everybody.

01:08:51It means a lot to me.

01:08:54Wow.

01:08:56Gosh.

01:08:58Gee!

01:09:01Zowie!

01:09:01Oh, Snooki, I'd like you to meet Edward Morris.

01:09:25Uh, Edward, have you met our exchange student in England?

01:09:29Yeah.

01:09:34Oh, look at the nice people.

01:09:36Isn't she pretty?

01:09:37Huh?

01:09:37Uh, huh.

01:09:38Uh, huh.

01:09:47Come on.

01:09:48Come on.

01:09:49It looks like Goose is airing out a Chevy again.

01:09:51We better walk.

01:09:55Come on, buddy.

01:09:56Leave it there, Meat.

01:09:57We're gonna walk in.

01:09:59Shall we?

01:10:04Nelson, it's really a drag, man.

01:10:06Come all the way down here.

01:10:08I win the state championships. I bring the car here.

01:10:10I put on this monkey suit, and now I gotta walk there.

01:10:12It's really garbage, man.

01:10:14Now, I want you to tell those double-crossing rat-faced basketball pricks

01:10:31that Parky finally got his revenge.

01:10:35Mr. Meat Tipperillo will be at no graduation.

01:10:38He's signing on board the HMS Pig Nuts with me for an indefinite cruise.

01:10:42Do you understand me?

01:10:44That's kidnapping!

01:10:45It's not kidnapping when he's gonna be my son-in-law, girl!

01:10:48And that he's gonna be!

01:11:09We gotta get him.

01:11:11We gotta get that fat son of a bitch.

01:11:21Okay.

01:11:23Okay.

01:11:26Good luck.

01:11:27Yep.

01:11:41This is the most important day of my life. You understand?

01:11:56It's not every day that my philosophy is married.

01:11:58And I don't want nobody fucking it up.

01:12:00You get that?

01:12:01I got it, Porky.

01:12:02I got it, Porky.

01:12:03All you gotta do, girl, is come down the aisle with him and give him away.

01:12:07And don't fuck it up.

01:12:08I won't fuck it up.

01:12:10I'm gonna come down the aisle and I'm gonna give meat away.

01:12:13All right.

01:12:14You got it.

01:12:15Now get your ass back to her.

01:12:16Go on.

01:12:17What's the matter with you?

01:12:18Can't you smile, boy?

01:12:19Huh?

01:12:20Daddy, I'm sorry to interrupt you.

01:12:21What the hell are you doing here?

01:12:22There's a hooker back there.

01:12:23Don't you know it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding?

01:12:26Get your ass back in your cabin.

01:12:27I mean, lay off.

01:12:56I'll try that.

01:12:57I'll try it.

01:12:58You can scream and hear what you call my dad.

01:13:01How are you doing here?

01:13:02There, I'm sorry.

01:13:03I can't do it.

01:13:05No, I can't continue it.

01:13:06You'll have to be here.

01:13:07I'll try it.

01:13:08I'll try it.

01:13:09You'll have to be here.

01:13:10I can't do it.

01:13:11You'll have to be here.

01:13:12Let's go.

01:13:13Bye-bye.

01:13:15Bye-bye.

01:13:16Bye-bye.

01:13:18Bye-bye.

01:13:19Bye-bye.

01:13:22Bye-bye.

01:13:25Bye-bye.

01:13:26Come on, give me a hand, Meat. Come on. Get up here.

01:13:36Ah, damn.

01:13:39Here. You gotta forgive me for my temper, Meat.

01:13:44I'm glad to see my son-in-law is a moxie guy.

01:13:47Because that's exactly what I want from my grandson.

01:13:50What grandson?

01:13:51The one from you and Blossom, asshole.

01:13:53Now, what the hell you think you're getting married for, boy?

01:13:57Beats the shit out of me.

01:13:58You know, I hope we don't have to do that.

01:14:02Ah, shit, those days are over.

01:14:04Man, all I want now is a young grandchild, a little port,

01:14:09somebody to bounce on my knee, teach them how to hustle,

01:14:11beat people, go fishing, break heads, kick ass,

01:14:14something to be proud of, carry on the family name.

01:14:26I'm just wondering if you're a man.

01:14:31You're hooked.

01:14:43You're hooked, man.

01:14:45You'reyorum.

01:14:46You'reagem.

01:14:46That all looks great.

01:14:47Get tuned.

01:14:48You're welcome.

01:14:49You're welcome.

01:14:50What in the hell are you crying for?

01:15:20Beautiful.

01:15:22You're supposed to cry and cry.

01:15:25Not at my wedding.

01:15:26I want happiness.

01:15:28Smile.

01:15:29There's a pleasure boat.

01:15:33Thank you, Daddy.

01:15:50Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony.

01:16:04For better for once, for richer for once, in sickness and in health, till death...

01:16:14What's happening in this place?

01:16:17Give me my life.

01:16:19Where's my life?

01:16:21It's us.

01:16:27It's us.

01:16:28It's us.

01:16:29Listen, man.

01:16:30Thank God, man.

01:16:31I mean, I want to thank you guys for saving from the old ball of change, you know?

01:16:35Seriously.

01:16:36Tell us about it later.

01:16:37Let's get out of here.

01:16:38All right.

01:16:39All right.

01:16:40All right.

01:16:41All right.

01:16:42How do we, uh...

01:16:43How do we, uh...

01:16:44Get out of here?

01:16:57I'm gonna have to go.

01:16:58I'll go.

01:16:59I'll go.

01:17:00I'll go.

01:17:01You're gonna have to go.

01:17:04Gus, Freddie!

01:17:05You up here?

01:17:06Where the hell are you when I need you?

01:17:09Freddie!

01:17:10What the hell you guys about?

01:17:12In the dark the lights went out.

01:17:14No fooling.

01:17:17Oh, my God.

01:17:18Like, right in the Titanic.

01:17:20Dammit.

01:17:21God!

01:17:22God!

01:17:23Oh.

01:17:24Hey.

01:17:25I know you're out there, you little bastards.

01:17:28And I'm gonna find you.

01:17:32There you are, you candy asses!

01:17:34Hey, ugly! Hey, pig man!

01:17:37I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna chew up your asses!

01:17:43What the fuck are you doing?

01:17:45I'm antagonizing him.

01:17:46Will you get the motor's car on him?

01:17:47That's why he said he's coming after us!

01:17:48That's exactly what we want.

01:17:50Come on, buddy!

01:17:52Shut up with the paddle wheel!

01:17:55Come on, Tarky!

01:17:57Whooo!

01:18:22Come on, Tarky!

01:18:23Oh

01:18:53Get

01:19:09Get the marine patrol. I got another suicide

01:19:23Come on

01:19:34Lady, please don't jump

01:19:36Captain, I have to be with you

01:19:39In?

01:19:41In?

01:19:42He's gone

01:19:44Yep, real gone

01:19:47He's a real gone guy

01:19:49Watch out!

01:19:53Watch out!

01:19:57Watch out

01:19:58Watch out, Batman

01:20:01Oh, oh, oh, oh

01:20:03Steve, you can squeeze your fat ass underneath this bridge

01:20:06Sound your heart

01:20:11You're nuts

01:20:14Lady, please, I got to open the bridge

01:20:17You got to open the bridge and I got to jump

01:20:19That's life

01:20:20In life, everybody's got something to do.

01:20:50Get the sea out of the ocean!

01:20:53I'm coming after you, you bastard!

01:21:20You know, we've got a breeze coming up our ass, reverse the speed!

01:21:43We don't have a reverse!

01:21:44They've cut the engines, asshole!

01:21:45All the goddamn gears are too!

01:21:47Yo, give me a hard-ride rudder!

01:21:48We don't have a rudder!

01:21:49We don't have a rudder!

01:21:50Assholes!

01:21:58Open our goddamn bridge!

01:22:03Bridge darker, you son of a bitch!

01:22:05Wake up!

01:22:08Open our busted bridge!

01:22:13Open it!

01:22:14Good luck!

01:22:15Bye!

01:22:17Daddy!

01:22:20Whoa!

01:22:25Come on!

01:22:26Oh, my God.

01:22:56Oh, my God.

01:23:26Well, Wendy, I gotta hand it to you.

01:23:29You really did it this time.

01:23:30Yeah, this is gonna be the best graduation ever.

01:23:33So when are we gonna do it?

01:23:35Do what?

01:23:36Didn't you tell Pee-wee about it?

01:23:38Of course I told it.

01:23:39Tell me what?

01:23:40We're all gonna flash when we get to the podium.

01:23:42Flash what?

01:23:44In your case, not much.

01:23:46Oh, you didn't think I fell for that practical joke of yours, did you?

01:23:49What practical joke?

01:23:50You know about not wearing clothes underneath our gowns and then we get to the podium mooning the audience.

01:23:55Checked out, I knew it.

01:23:57Oh, yeah, well, then how come you guys are wearing clothes underneath your gowns?

01:24:01It may look like we're dressed, but a fact.

01:24:03Cut-offs.

01:24:11Go ahead.

01:24:12Just reach down on you again.

01:24:14Take them off.

01:24:15Should I?

01:24:16No, I'll see.

01:24:17You can do it, Pee-wee.

01:24:19Just be safe.

01:24:20I'll see.

01:24:20He's a strange boy.

01:24:33You've raised me a very strange grandson.

01:24:36The president of our United States.

01:24:41Today, we celebrate their beginnings.

01:24:45I am proud to give you our graduating class.

01:24:49Okay, so by the time Inga's getting her diploma, we'll all be near the podium.

01:24:54That's what we're doing.

01:24:55Inga?

01:24:55Yeah, she's got a flash, too.

01:24:57Inga, do you have clothes underneath your gown?

01:25:00It's American custom, yeah?

01:25:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:04I love America.

01:25:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:12Edward Morris.

01:25:19Sorta makes you feel warm all over.

01:25:23Yeah?

01:25:23Yeah.

01:25:24Wake up in the morning and another night's gone.

01:25:31We tumble out of bed and turn the radio on.

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