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Hey Boss Your Company Is Getting Bombed
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00:00:00well well look who it is plied didn't you uh get fired last week i did i got fired i just
00:00:17got a delivery for the office you're delivering food now oh my god that is so pathetic
00:00:25you fell hard wait mark must be so awkward going back there when they just threw you out especially
00:00:34as a delivery boy mark stop don't touch me i don't want to catch your sad hey just listen to me okay
00:00:42whatever you do don't cross that road because if you do you're gonna die what the hell is wrong with
00:00:48you man i'm already late what you want me to get fired too loser hey keep that food warm all right
00:00:58my name is clyde lane and three days ago i developed a terrible superpower
00:01:13i see death before it happens how when and why he's the fourth one i've tried to save them all
00:01:22but they ignored me why won't anyone just let them be
00:01:25hey hey hey you up there hey come down you're gonna fall hey hey clyde it's good to see you man
00:01:51what are you doing alan alan you see that window washer it's about to fall okay i i can see a timer
00:01:57above his head that tells me exactly when and how he's gonna die and that guy is about to die in
00:02:02ten seconds hey hey get down jesus clyde get it together just snap out of me you sound like a crazy
00:02:08person holy fucking shit you just what you just said how did you how did you know he was gonna die
00:02:19he's the fifth person i've tried to save
00:02:23fifth in three days
00:02:26why are you looking at me like that dude seriously what's wrong you're scaring me
00:02:36that death type
00:02:37you have one too
00:02:40clyde what the hell's wrong with you don't fuck with me like that it's not funny
00:02:47no it's not a joke alan okay yours says you're gonna die from a heart attack at 9 25 a.m
00:02:54okay predicting one random guy's death doesn't mean you suddenly have superpowers
00:02:59and i've never had heart problems in my life you lost your damn mind
00:03:03alan i've known you for years
00:03:05why would i pull something this messed up just please trust me okay
00:03:10in the last three days i've seen five people with that exact same timer
00:03:17and now
00:03:18they're all dead
00:03:22this is bullshit people don't just drop dead because they say they will
00:03:26maybe if you had spent less time on comic book doomsday bullshit
00:03:31and more on your job you wouldn't have gotten fired
00:03:33alan just get yourself to a hospital okay just get yourself checked out please
00:03:38for my sake okay i feel great no actually i feel fucking amazing
00:03:42or at least i did until you showed up acting like a creep
00:03:45maybe everybody at work was right about you you know what they've been saying
00:03:48that you're washed up
00:03:50you used to be good man but when was the last time you actually closed a deal
00:03:54hell even liam who started as your intern got promoted to manager over you
00:03:59it's not about me alan i swear it's not okay whatever i don't have time for this
00:04:04thanks for making me late
00:04:05those other people who died were just strangers but this is different
00:04:12i can't lose alan
00:04:14i have to save him
00:04:19what are you doing here hey claire didn't think i'd be back here so soon huh
00:04:37uh i've got a um delivery for mr kingsley
00:04:42what are you looking at creep you're here to bring food not look down my shirt
00:04:50oh no no i wasn't i was someone bothering you babe yes liam this pervert right here
00:04:57didn't i fire your ass last week he just showed up and you decided to look at my chest
00:05:03what no claire that is not what happened okay i was looking above your head because you have
00:05:07the
00:05:17same time same cause earth decline
00:05:21what are you doing here he's dropping off lunch
00:05:24he's a delivery boy now oh a delivery boy wow it didn't take long for you to just
00:05:33hit rock bottom huh cute vest though now be a good little delivery boy drop off for your food
00:05:43and get the fuck out of here
00:05:46uh look look i think you and claire are in grave danger okay liam i know we've had liam
00:05:53uh are we on a first name basis no you are the help and you will address me as mr wealthy boy
00:06:15uh
00:06:23oh my god is there a bomb in this office
00:06:34hey hey hey listen up everybody um can i just get your attention just just for a second
00:06:40hi what are you doing here didn't you get fired yes he was
00:06:44and now look at him a sad needy delivery boy begging for attention uh liam mr wellesley i think
00:06:54there is going to be a bomb that goes off in this office at 9 30 a.m we need to get everyone out of
00:07:00here now okay a bomb oh gosh everybody come in morning meeting okay okay this
00:07:11is why you need to work hard y'all remember clyde he used to be a good employee
00:07:17hell he was my boss when i first started working here but clyde got complacent
00:07:23and all his clients dried up and now look at him he's a starving nobody begging for attention so
00:07:32bad that he makes up a bomb threat victory group security team is world class no way someone's
00:07:41snuck an explosive in here yeah the chances of a bomb attack are about the same as us getting
00:07:45struck by lightning or clyde getting a real jobs okay everybody please just listen to me everyone
00:07:53please please i beg listen to me oh look at him he's a freaking delivery boy and apparently he can't
00:08:00even do that right because he's spilled it everywhere
00:08:15i can't just let them die
00:08:37look everybody i know it sounds crazy but i
00:08:42know what i'm talking about okay i can sense when something bad is gonna happen
00:08:48go get alan okay he'll back me up don't listen to this pervert he's probably just here to stare
00:08:53down your shirts it's not about that hey hey what's the matter clive your wife not giving it up to you
00:08:59since you lost your job you're reduced to staring down chick's shirts like a sex offender ah what a
00:09:06creep just get out of here man please just go get alan he can explain what i can do
00:09:17we're not getting anyone investors from the eminent investment group are coming today
00:09:25it's a huge deal on the line for us if you screw this up i swear to god the only thing exploding today
00:09:32will be the bomb i'm putting on your pathetic bike why won't you listen to me what is wrong with
00:09:38you there's nothing wrong with him you are almost 40 and just got fired stop embarrassing yourself and
00:09:45just go i can't okay please just everybody leave the building i swear on my life okay okay
00:09:53that's it i'm done with you if you don't get out of here i swear i am gonna hurt you
00:09:58that's what i'll say
00:10:03what will it take for you guys to believe me huh what will it take if we don't leave here we are all
00:10:10going to die that's it that's it that's fucking it
00:10:21mr wellesley please believe me your life depend on it shut the up
00:10:31please you know what claire gets sometimes
00:10:33stupid old fucks no wonder they're friends thank god you're here man please please tell them what
00:10:42i can do okay tell them about today that guy is about to die in 10 seconds i snapped out of you
00:10:47sound like a crazy person holy shit
00:10:53what the hell are you doing today if you keep acting like a complete madman you're gonna get me
00:11:03fired i don't want to be a door dasher in my 40s
00:11:07tell them about the window cleaner okay tell them about the death timer it's real please
00:11:13client stop for your own good look everybody in here has a timer that says they're gonna die
00:11:20from an explosion at 9 30. right and earlier you told me i was gonna die from a heart attack at 9 25.
00:11:26which one is it you can't even keep your own bullshit straight
00:11:31it's both it's both both are real your timer says you're gonna die from a heart attack at 9 25.
00:11:39that's it i'm done with this craziness
00:11:42get your batshit crazy friend out of here or i'm gonna fire you too come on we'll lock you out of
00:11:53here
00:11:58i'm not going anywhere okay after everything we've been through why don't you believe me look i think if we
00:12:05get you to the hospital now you still have time give it a rest i'm trying to help you and you're
00:12:10telling me about a drop dead yes is this some stupid sick jealous thing because i still have my job
00:12:16is that what this really is no it is not some stupid jealousy think i'm trying to save your life man
00:12:22i didn't fucking ask you to get out of my face
00:12:35oh
00:12:53can someone clean this up and uh claire file a complaint with door dash
00:12:59when this delivery boy fired
00:13:00listen up this is not a drill there's a bomb in the building it's gonna go off at exactly 9 30.
00:13:09everyone needs to evacuate now
00:13:10ma'am hi holy snap
00:13:13yeah psycho
00:13:14hey if you're gonna talk shit at least say it to his face
00:13:19please exit the premises this is not a drill
00:13:21hi are you serious right now yes a hundred percent i swear to you you're dead moron
00:13:26clyde are you out of your fucking mind get away from the intercom
00:13:34get away from the intercom
00:13:35mr kingsley uh clyde has completely lost his mind he's scaring everyone trying to convince us all that
00:13:43there's gonna be an explosion here at 9 30. mr kingsley it's true okay there is an explosion happening at
00:13:499 30 a.m that's enough i need you to shut your fucking mouth and get the fuck out of here okay
00:13:55the people from imminent investment group is already on their way and your
00:13:58bullshit your craziness is the last thing anyone needs mr kingsley i am not crazy okay i guarantee you
00:14:05this is happening this is true this is happening this is true okay
00:14:10oh security hold this man and call the authorities no don't even bother okay
00:14:19if none of you believe me fine stay see what happens i for one i'm leaving
00:14:25what's my wife doing here
00:14:39oh no i forgot ivy was coming here today
00:14:45there you go honey
00:14:50okay stop stop you're wrinkling my blouse look i have an important meeting at your
00:14:55old office today and i can't deal with any distractions look i know that building gets
00:14:59a lot of deliveries so if you get sent there just do me a favor don't mention that we're married
00:15:04all right of course honey
00:15:11love you
00:15:16mr todd miss linden nice to meet you thanks for having us let's give a warm welcome to
00:15:22xavier todd and ivy linden from imminent investment group
00:15:31if ivy stays she'll die along with everyone else i need to get her out of here
00:15:36ivy miss uh linden please come with me there's actually an emergency situation let me escort you off
00:15:43the premises
00:15:47clyde what the hell are you doing let miss linden go my apologies this delivery boy's having himself a
00:15:54rough morning liam i want him out of my sight
00:15:57so
00:16:01how about some coffee we have bagels
00:16:03that sounds like a plan
00:16:06hey ivy look there's a bomb in the building we need to get out of here now
00:16:08let's go for you fucking little chick
00:16:11there's gonna be an explosion
00:16:14quit standing around come help me
00:16:15Hey! No, no, Ivy!
00:16:21Emily!
00:16:22Where the hell do you think you're going?
00:16:24I don't know about you, but I don't plan on dying at my desk.
00:16:27Don't tell me you actually believe.
00:16:29Maybe he's lying. Maybe he's not.
00:16:32Either way, better safe than sorry.
00:16:34I don't want my last moments to be working at the Victory Group.
00:16:37Emily, get back here. You're still on the clock.
00:16:42Hey, where do you think you're going?
00:16:44People! Hey!
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:46Miss Wendell, come on, we have to go!
00:16:57Fucking hell, Clyde.
00:16:58Did you take this delivery just because you knew I'd be working here?
00:17:01Ivy, this is bigger than your job, okay?
00:17:04I'm trying to save our lives.
00:17:06Oh, please.
00:17:07You're jealous of Xavier, who's just my boss,
00:17:10and so you're trying to sabotage my meeting.
00:17:12It's not going to work.
00:17:13Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, I'm not jealous, okay?
00:17:16Of all the people, I thought you'd believe me.
00:17:20Hey, he's my fault.
00:17:23Mr. Todd, just ignore him.
00:17:27Clyde's been struggling.
00:17:30Whatever the case may be, a potential bomb threat is no trivial matter.
00:17:34The woman who left had a point.
00:17:36It would be smart to take this as much as seriously.
00:17:38Absolutely.
00:17:39Around here, safety first, always.
00:17:42You said there was going to be an explosion.
00:17:44Yes, Mr. Todd, absolutely.
00:17:46You need to evacuate right now, and you should take Miss Linden here with you.
00:17:51Please.
00:17:52Not so fast.
00:17:52How do you even know this?
00:17:55Where's your proof?
00:17:56Where's the bomb located?
00:17:58Who planted it?
00:17:59I don't know.
00:18:00I'm sorry.
00:18:01So no location?
00:18:03No suspects?
00:18:05Just blind panic?
00:18:07You really expect us to drop everything based on nothing?
00:18:09Look, I know.
00:18:11I get it.
00:18:11It sounds crazy.
00:18:13But I can see a death timer, okay?
00:18:18Above every single person's head.
00:18:20I see when they're going to die.
00:18:22And right now, everybody here is going to die at 9.30 from an explosion.
00:18:29A death timer.
00:18:32Of course.
00:18:34Are you hearing this?
00:18:36Like I said, Clyde isn't well.
00:18:40I'll take care of him, sir.
00:18:42Come on, buddy.
00:18:42Let's go.
00:18:42They got a meeting against you.
00:18:44Stop.
00:18:49Mr. Todd, in 30 seconds, this man right here is going to have a heart attack and die.
00:19:03That's it.
00:19:04All I've done is try to help you.
00:19:07You know, I really thought we were friends.
00:19:08Alan.
00:19:09You what?
00:19:10You've been jammering on about my death all morning.
00:19:13Are you really that jealous?
00:19:14Because I'm done.
00:19:16We're done.
00:19:17Do you know why he's so obsessed with getting Miss Lyndon to leave?
00:19:20Because she's his wife.
00:19:23And as for me, I'm not going to die.
00:19:25You see this shit, Clyde?
00:19:26I could do this all day.
00:19:28Don't stop.
00:19:28That's not healthy, huh, Hardy?
00:19:29Stop.
00:19:31No, no, no, no, Alan!
00:19:34No, no, Alan, no!
00:19:37See?
00:19:38I told you!
00:19:41He's having nowhere to check right now!
00:19:43Hey, hey, hey, buddy.
00:19:52Shit.
00:19:53He's not breathing.
00:19:55He must be dead.
00:19:58Alan's not dead.
00:20:00He's just passed out.
00:20:01Probably from all the dancing.
00:20:04Clyde, it was your hysterics that caused this.
00:20:07Me?
00:20:08Did Clyde just predict this?
00:20:10No.
00:20:11No way.
00:20:12It's ridiculous.
00:20:13It's just a freak coincidence.
00:20:23Probably fine in no time, buddy.
00:20:25Okay?
00:20:26Clyde's nonsense probably just stressed you out.
00:20:28All right.
00:20:28Good work.
00:20:30You know, mornings aren't usually like this around here.
00:20:36What do you say we get back to that meeting, huh?
00:20:38I'm ready.
00:20:40You ready?
00:20:41Don't worry about it, Mr. Kingsley.
00:20:43I can't judge an entire company out for one employee's actions.
00:20:46Let's get it started.
00:20:48Yeah, look.
00:20:48This way.
00:20:49After you.
00:20:52Okay.
00:20:54Hey, hey.
00:21:00Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I...
00:21:02I mean...
00:21:04Clyde, what the fuck are you trying to do?
00:21:06I'm trying to save your lives.
00:21:07Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:21:10Wake the fuck up.
00:21:11I've never been more awake in my life.
00:21:14What?
00:21:16Do you even know why you went from being a five-time sales champion to getting fired?
00:21:22Why?
00:21:23Because you're a fossil.
00:21:25The game changed, but you didn't.
00:21:28Mr. Kingsley handed all his clients off to me.
00:21:31In fact, your best pal, Alan, he was pretty happy to steal from you, too.
00:21:40You all knew?
00:21:42You were hiding this from me?
00:21:45We didn't exactly have to hide.
00:21:46I mean, come on.
00:21:50Mr. Oblivious here didn't suspect a thing.
00:21:52Okay.
00:21:54I get it.
00:21:55So you were all ganging up on me from the start, huh?
00:21:58Well, you can all go to hell.
00:22:02Ashley, get out of my way.
00:22:05Because I have got to save my wife.
00:22:08Grab him!
00:22:09Get out of my way!
00:22:10Hold on, hold on.
00:22:11Hey, let me go!
00:22:12Get somewhere safe on yourself, guys!
00:22:15So here's what I'm thinking.
00:22:17About this investment.
00:22:19Get out of my way!
00:22:20Hold on, hold on.
00:22:21Hey!
00:22:21I'm sorry.
00:22:24I'll be right back.
00:22:27Get out of my way!
00:22:33Save her!
00:22:34Save her!
00:22:35I swear I'll kill you!
00:22:37Clyde!
00:22:39Clyde!
00:22:40That's enough!
00:22:41Yeah!
00:22:52Wick!
00:22:53Stupid!
00:22:54Ha!
00:22:54Ha!
00:22:55Ha!
00:22:57It's okay!
00:23:04Ah!
00:23:06Can't be me!
00:23:08You're lost!
00:23:09Get off me!
00:23:32There was no explosion.
00:23:35No explosion.
00:23:36No fire.
00:23:37No destruction.
00:23:38No big boom.
00:23:39You dragged me out here for nothing.
00:23:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:23:42This doesn't make any sense.
00:23:44It should have happened.
00:23:49The timer above Ivy's head is gone.
00:23:51Did I lose my power?
00:23:53Something is seriously wrong with you, Clyde.
00:23:55Take your crazy theories somewhere else.
00:23:58I need to get back to work.
00:23:59Damn it.
00:24:01I got distracted by all that yelling and it didn't go off.
00:24:05Fuck it.
00:24:06They get a little more time.
00:24:08And then they're blown to pieces.
00:24:16Oh, no.
00:24:17It didn't stop.
00:24:18It just got delayed.
00:24:19Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:21Ivy, Ivy, Ivy.
00:24:22The bomb is still going off, okay?
00:24:24It just somehow got delayed.
00:24:25Jesus, Clyde, just leave me alone and let me do my job.
00:24:30I've been preparing for this for months.
00:24:32No, Ivy, this office is a time bomb.
00:24:35Look, I get it, right?
00:24:36You love your work, but at the end of the day, it's just money, okay?
00:24:40Please, it's not worth your life.
00:24:42Oh, Clyde.
00:24:43Ivy, you still don't get it, do you?
00:24:48Money is everything.
00:24:49Ivy.
00:24:50Do you even have any idea how much we spend every month?
00:24:54Ivy.
00:24:55Mortgage, car loans, utilities, groceries, and all the junk you blow money on?
00:24:59It's about 10 grand per month.
00:25:02It was fine back when you were bringing in real money, but now you don't even have a real job.
00:25:07My job is the only reason we have food on the table.
00:25:11I'm sorry, okay.
00:25:12I didn't believe you.
00:25:13God damn you, Clyde!
00:25:16You know I could have lost my job over this, right?
00:25:20If Mr. Todd decides to fire me, we won't be able to survive.
00:25:26I'm sorry I've neglected you.
00:25:28I've been a terrible husband.
00:25:31I have, and I promise I will do better, I will,
00:25:35but right now, please, please, you just have to trust me, okay,
00:25:38because this bomb, it's going to go...
00:25:40Oh my God!
00:25:42There is no bomb!
00:25:45I swear to God, I can't lose my job today,
00:25:48because we really need this money...
00:25:52for the three of us.
00:26:03You're it?
00:26:04Yeah.
00:26:04Clyde, I'm pregnant.
00:26:10I'm gonna...
00:26:11I'm gonna be a dad.
00:26:13It's time to start acting like one.
00:26:15Now, calm down, and let me go in there and close this deal.
00:26:21If she won't leave, I'll find the bomb myself.
00:26:24Ivy, I swear, I'm gonna save you and our baby.
00:26:30Want some?
00:26:31I thought you left, Emily.
00:26:33I did, but your little bomb didn't go off.
00:26:38Besides, the last time I ditched early, Mr. Kingsley docked high-five.
00:26:44Honestly, I kind of wish this place had exploded.
00:26:48Now I have to go back and work with these idiots again.
00:26:50Where the hell did she get those chips?
00:26:53Closest stories are 10-minute walk, and she wasn't gone long enough to go there.
00:26:57Clyde, you coming?
00:26:59Uh, yeah, no, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll be right there.
00:27:11So, genius, wasn't this place supposed to blow up at 9.30?
00:27:16What time is it now, huh?
00:27:18Where the hell did they put Alan?
00:27:27He was dead.
00:27:28I saw him.
00:27:29Hey, what did you do with Alan?
00:27:30Oh, great question.
00:27:32Hey, hey, has anyone seen Alan?
00:27:35Uh, maybe he got blown up.
00:27:39Stop trying to freak these people out!
00:27:42You saw Alan doing jumping jacks, right?
00:27:44The guy is perfectly fine.
00:27:46So quit being a salty bitch, and get the fuck out of here!
00:27:50Bunch of idiots.
00:27:51Who the hell stays in an office with a bomb threat?
00:27:56Okay, listen, everybody, it wasn't a false alarm, okay?
00:27:59The bomb is still going off.
00:28:01It, it just got delayed somehow.
00:28:03I don't know, but now it's 11 a.m.
00:28:05Jesus Christ, Clyde!
00:28:07Know your place!
00:28:08I don't need to remind you, you got fired.
00:28:11So go.
00:28:12They're never going to believe me.
00:28:14Fine.
00:28:15I'll find the bomber myself.
00:28:17Anything to save my wife.
00:28:19I wonder how she's doing in there.
00:28:25Sorry, I, um, I gotta take this, um...
00:28:29I'm sorry, Mr. Todd.
00:28:38I should have told you about my marriage.
00:28:41I just, I wanted to keep things professional.
00:28:43And besides, I, I never knew he would make a scene like that.
00:28:48Ivy, relax.
00:28:49It's not your fault.
00:28:50You just happen to be here for a delivery.
00:28:52There's no way this could have been planned.
00:28:54Besides, he doesn't have the power to ruin this deal.
00:28:58Thank you for being so understanding.
00:28:59Thing is, Ivy, I already knew about your marriage, about Clyde.
00:29:07You did?
00:29:10Ivy, you must have noticed.
00:29:12I've grown quite fond of you over the years.
00:29:17So I did a little bit of research.
00:29:19I was curious.
00:29:22What kind of special man won over someone so brilliant, someone so stunning as you?
00:29:28Oh.
00:29:29But Clyde, he, you could do so much better than him.
00:29:33I mean, the guy's not all there.
00:29:36Clyde's a good man.
00:29:37He's just, you know, he's having a bad day.
00:29:39Hey, it's not my place to judge your personal decisions.
00:29:43But this isn't going to change the way I feel about you.
00:29:48Ivy, you deserve more.
00:29:51A better life.
00:29:53Someone who actually sees your worth.
00:29:55Someone like me.
00:30:04Okay, Mr. Todd, you're my boss.
00:30:06Well, at least I'm not crazy.
00:30:10Really.
00:30:11Why are you so alone with him?
00:30:13I'm going to ask you to come with me.
00:30:17We've got a surprise for you.
00:30:21Oh!
00:30:23All right, people.
00:30:24It is time to show Mr. Todd and Miss Linden
00:30:27what a tight-knit, high-energy family we are.
00:30:31Y'all ready for a dance performance?
00:30:33Hi.
00:30:34I can't hear you.
00:30:37Hi.
00:30:38Who said that?
00:30:40Clyde, was that you?
00:30:41What the hell are you doing here?
00:30:44You know what?
00:30:45Never mind.
00:30:46Okay, the priority is to show our investors our culture.
00:30:50A mandatory dance routine?
00:30:52What is this?
00:30:53Fucking kindergarten?
00:30:54Stupid fucking carpet bullshit.
00:30:56Man, she really hates working here.
00:31:01Wait, could Emily be the one who planted the bomb?
00:31:05All right, team.
00:31:06Let's get moving.
00:31:09Alan, you're alive!
00:31:11Come here!
00:31:12No.
00:31:16No.
00:31:17It doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger, right?
00:31:19Look, Clyde, I think it was a minor heart episode.
00:31:23I've had heart problems for the past year, didn't tell anyone.
00:31:26Mr. Kingsley, if you found out, he'd think I was a liability and have me fired.
00:31:30Luckily, someone grabbed my meds and gave me a few when I was out.
00:31:33I'm good as new.
00:31:35Scary stuff, though.
00:31:36I think I may have even stopped breathing for a second.
00:31:39Alan, okay, whatever you do, do not join in this dance, okay?
00:31:44Your timer, it's changed.
00:31:45Now it says you die at 9.55.
00:31:47Jesus, Clyde, again with this?
00:31:49I'm done with your paranoia.
00:31:50Look, Alan, look!
00:31:51You're out of your meds, okay?
00:31:53I don't want to lose you again.
00:31:55Not like this.
00:31:56Get off of me, Clyde.
00:31:57If you really cared about me, you shut your mouth about my condition.
00:32:00Mr. Kingsley can't know about my heart.
00:32:02All right, Alan.
00:32:03You're a fast dancer and need you up the front, buddy.
00:32:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:07No, no, no, no, no.
00:32:07I'm begging you, please, just sit this one out.
00:32:09I said get off of me.
00:32:11Are you jealous of my dance moves, too?
00:32:12Hey, hey, listen to your friend.
00:32:14Okay, I need you to fuck off.
00:32:16I want you out of here.
00:32:17I can't leave yet.
00:32:19I need to save Ivy and the baby.
00:32:20Look, Alan, I'm sorry, okay?
00:32:24I don't know what else I can do.
00:32:25If you are this determined to die, I can't stop you.
00:32:31All right, everyone, it's showtime, just like how we practiced.
00:32:35I got it, Captain!
00:32:41Look, my wife.
00:32:42Why didn't these assholes just die like they were supposed to?
00:32:46Could it be her?
00:32:47Did she plant the bomb?
00:32:49What if something went wrong and she had to reset the timer to 11 o'clock?
00:32:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, Alan!
00:33:08Please stop this, okay?
00:33:09Your heart can't take it.
00:33:10Let him dance.
00:33:12He was fine until you interrupted him.
00:33:15Come on!
00:33:15Get the hell out of here, or I'm going to call the cops.
00:33:20I need to stay here.
00:33:23I need to stop the bomb and save my wife.
00:33:26All right, team, let's keep this going.
00:33:29Mr. Kaisley, Mr. Kaisley, look at his energy.
00:33:32This is what loyalty looks like.
00:33:34No one works harder in here than I do.
00:33:35No one.
00:33:36You're killing it!
00:33:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:33:42Get up, Alan!
00:33:44Come on!
00:33:46We need you.
00:33:47I won't let you down, sir.
00:33:49Hit your group for life!
00:33:50Holy shit.
00:34:03He was right!
00:34:05So, Alan only has three minutes left to live?
00:34:11Liam!
00:34:12Call an ambulance.
00:34:13Why don't we go back into my office?
00:34:15Alan's going to be fine.
00:34:16He's fine.
00:34:16We have the best medical insurance in the business.
00:34:19Come on.
00:34:20Come on!
00:34:21He's being silly.
00:34:22Come on.
00:34:23Right.
00:34:24Sure.
00:34:26Let's go.
00:34:30Okay.
00:34:31Come on.
00:34:37All right, ambulance is on its way.
00:34:40Come on.
00:34:41Get him out of here.
00:34:42Off company property.
00:34:43Outside.
00:34:44Now!
00:34:45Come on.
00:34:46Come off.
00:34:48You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:34:50He's going to be dead in three minutes.
00:34:53Is Clyde actually not crazy?
00:34:56He just predicted Alan's death.
00:34:58Does that mean there's actually a bomb?
00:35:00Oh, God.
00:35:01I'm not ready to die.
00:35:08Something happens to Alan.
00:35:09It's on you.
00:35:11What?
00:35:12Are you stupid?
00:35:13I tried warning him, okay?
00:35:16He didn't listen.
00:35:17And you know why?
00:35:19It's because he was terrified.
00:35:22He was so scared that you were going to fire him because of his heart condition.
00:35:26This toxic company killed him.
00:35:28Not me.
00:35:31Mr. Todd, Mr. Linden, I'm really sorry about this.
00:35:34Um, can you just give me one minute, okay?
00:35:36I'm going to be right back.
00:35:38Of course.
00:35:38Employees come first.
00:35:56How's Alan?
00:35:57Uh, I had him carried outside.
00:36:00He should be in the ambulance by now, sir.
00:36:03He's gone.
00:36:06Man, I'm so sick of your negativity.
00:36:08I'm sure Alan is fine.
00:36:10Look, I get it.
00:36:11You're upset.
00:36:12You got fired.
00:36:12Move on.
00:36:13Grow up.
00:36:13No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:13I'm upset because nobody is listening to me.
00:36:20Talk to me.
00:36:22What?
00:36:26He's dead.
00:36:34So Clyde was right.
00:36:36He said Alan was going to die and boom, he's dead.
00:36:40Look, look, look.
00:36:41Listen up.
00:36:42Everyone calm down, okay?
00:36:45This office is in one of the safest areas in the entire city.
00:36:49Okay?
00:36:49There is no bomb.
00:36:52Now, today's been tough.
00:36:55It's been tough.
00:36:56Okay, but let's not make it worse by feeding into silly rumors.
00:37:02Let's just get back to words.
00:37:05This is why I fired you.
00:37:07You can't sell anything.
00:37:09Not even a bomb threat.
00:37:11You are one horrible salesman.
00:37:13What?
00:37:14You know, that's crazy.
00:37:16I was the sales champion for five years straight.
00:37:20And you know what?
00:37:21If you remember, that only changed when you and Liam started talking to my clients.
00:37:25Whoa.
00:37:26Wait right there.
00:37:27When an employee gets complacent, it is my job to motivate them.
00:37:36Simple.
00:37:37When you really think about it, right?
00:37:38Where exactly did Alan die?
00:37:45He died on the way to the hospital, sir.
00:37:48Okay.
00:37:48So not on a company premises.
00:37:51He's down to get so.
00:37:52You know, it doesn't matter where he died, right?
00:37:59He had a heart attack because you forced him to dance.
00:38:02You're liable.
00:38:03So they're saying it's natural causes instead of a workplace injury?
00:38:06God, capitalism is the worst.
00:38:08Listen, it's not what you think.
00:38:12Obviously, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm going to tell the insurance company.
00:38:18That's all?
00:38:19Look, right now, let's not focus on horrible rumors.
00:38:24Let's focus on sealing the deal with Eminent.
00:38:28Because that's what, that's what Alan would have wanted.
00:38:41I'm sorry.
00:38:44You with me.
00:38:54I don't know what kind of fucking game you're playing today,
00:38:57but hear this.
00:38:59I can have your wife fired in a heartbeat.
00:39:04I have to protect Ivy and her job.
00:39:06No choice but to play along.
00:39:10I'm sorry, Mr. Kingsley.
00:39:13You won't hear another word out of me today.
00:39:16What did that monster have to say?
00:39:29You think?
00:39:30You wanted me to shut up about the explosion.
00:39:32What an asshole.
00:39:34I wish this place would just burn to the ground.
00:39:36What's up with that huge duffel bag?
00:39:42What's up with that huge duffel bag?
00:39:44She normally only brings a small purse to work.
00:39:47Is that where she's hiding the bomb?
00:39:49Clyde.
00:39:51Earth to Clyde.
00:39:52Are you there?
00:39:52Uh, yeah, yeah, um, listen, Emily, I, I get it.
00:39:59I mean, Mr. Kingsley, he's, he's not exactly a, a saint, right?
00:40:03But there are good people who work in this office.
00:40:06You know that, right?
00:40:08Not exactly a saint.
00:40:09He's straight up a demon.
00:40:11Hey, yeah, yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
00:40:18I gotta go.
00:40:29Oh my God.
00:40:30It sounds like a time bomb.
00:40:35Ivy, it really does seem like your husband has a superpower.
00:40:39He just predicted a heart attack.
00:40:40No, no, it was just a coincidence.
00:40:42But what if it wasn't?
00:40:44That would make the bomb real.
00:40:47Please, just ignore him.
00:40:48It's nonsense.
00:40:49So you want to stick with someone who's full of shit, they'll be with me.
00:40:54So you want to stick with someone who's full of shit, they'll be with me.
00:40:57Mr. Todd, I know that Clyde seems strange,
00:41:01but he's a good guy and he means well.
00:41:03I'm not leaving him.
00:41:04Sorry about all the chaos.
00:41:13Let's get back to business, huh?
00:41:15Hold on.
00:41:17What about the bomb threat?
00:41:18Before we talk business, I need to make sure we're safe.
00:41:20Mr. Todd, I can assure you I have everything under control.
00:41:26Here at Victory Group, we take the safety of our visitors very seriously.
00:41:32I'm sure you do, but after everything that's happened today, I'd like to go see for myself.
00:41:39Of course.
00:41:41Whatever you say, absolutely.
00:41:43Right this way, sir.
00:41:44You coming?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Let's see how much you love your husband after I expose him in front of everyone.
00:41:58Mr. Todd.
00:42:00Clyde.
00:42:01I gotta know.
00:42:02This explosion you keep talking about.
00:42:04What's the deal with it?
00:42:05Do you believe me?
00:42:07Look, this is real.
00:42:08Okay, this is happening.
00:42:10A bomb is gonna go off in this building at 11 a.m.
00:42:13And the best thing you can do is get Ivy out of here now.
00:42:18Clyde, I'm not going anywhere until you give us something we can actually work with.
00:42:22You gotta show us some evidence.
00:42:24You have to trust me, okay?
00:42:25I wouldn't lie about something like this.
00:42:27Mr. Kinsley, let's be real here.
00:42:30How do you expect us to invest in your company when you can't even keep your office safe?
00:42:35Clyde, just drop this, okay?
00:42:38Look, think of it this way.
00:42:40I know we've had our issues, but I was your intern.
00:42:44Now, look how great I am.
00:42:46You should be proud.
00:42:47Look, Clyde.
00:42:49I'm sorry that I didn't do more to make you feel valued.
00:42:54But I'm gonna make it up to you.
00:42:55Because I'm gonna kick in a little extra severance, alright?
00:42:58But please, can we just drop this whole bomb scam bullshit?
00:43:04No, it's not about the money, okay?
00:43:05It is not a prank.
00:43:08This is happening.
00:43:09This is real.
00:43:10We have to find the person who planted the bomb before it's too late.
00:43:14He's right.
00:43:16It seems the person behind this would be right here in this office.
00:43:21Tell me, who do you think it is?
00:43:23Well, I don't think I should be making accusations, but...
00:43:27Because I'll tell you who I think it is.
00:43:30I think Clyde would be the one who planted the bomb.
00:43:32Mr. Todd, Clyde wouldn't do something like that.
00:43:38Yeah, Mr. Todd, that's insane, okay?
00:43:40Why would I plant the bomb in the building my wife is in?
00:43:43Who knows?
00:43:45But it seems reasonable to suspect the guy who just got fired.
00:43:49Honestly, I think you need to be searched.
00:43:51Mr. Todd, please, this is a bit much.
00:43:55Is it?
00:43:56I'm trying to keep everyone safe.
00:43:59Mr. Kingsley, do I have your permission to search his belongings?
00:44:03Be my guest.
00:44:04No, no, no, you guys have no right.
00:44:07Look, Clyde, this is in fact a real bomb scare.
00:44:10And according to you, it is.
00:44:12We have to check everything.
00:44:14It's mandatory, and you know that.
00:44:16Dave, get in here!
00:44:18Yes, sir.
00:44:21Mr. Kingsley, what can I do for you?
00:44:23We have reason to believe that Clyde here has planted a bomb.
00:44:28So I want you to look through his little delivery bag
00:44:30and make sure there's nothing suspicious.
00:44:32A bomb?
00:44:35That sounds intense.
00:44:37Maybe we should let the cops handle this.
00:44:39I like my idea better.
00:44:41Why don't you listen to what I tell you?
00:44:42Hey, well, hey, Mr. Johnson, are you okay?
00:44:46Yeah, I'm fine.
00:44:48And how many times have I told you?
00:44:49Please call me Dave.
00:44:51Come on.
00:44:52You were my mentor when I arrived here.
00:44:54It wouldn't be right to call you by your first name.
00:44:57It was a long time ago.
00:44:59Sorry, man.
00:44:59I gotta search your bag.
00:45:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:13Please, Mr. Johnson, just don't open that, okay?
00:45:15Good God!
00:45:16It's a bomb!
00:45:17Jesus, he's gonna blow us up!
00:45:19No!
00:45:20No, no, no, it's not a bomb!
00:45:21Trust me!
00:45:22What the hell is it?
00:45:23Dave, get it out of here!
00:45:25Clyde, what's in the box?
00:45:27No, please, don't open it!
00:45:28Clyde, give me the box!
00:45:29Honey, please, don't make me...
00:45:31I'll give it to you.
00:45:33Baby, stop.
00:45:34Okay, don't...
00:45:35Dave?
00:45:35Please!
00:45:36Oh, my God!
00:45:40Have you been taking inappropriate pictures of the girls in the office?
00:45:44Fucking stalker creep.
00:45:46Oh, I always knew you were a dirty perv!
00:45:49You motherfucker!
00:45:51Ivy, are you sure your husband's such a good man?
00:45:55Clyde, how could you do this to me?
00:45:57After all I've done for us.
00:46:01Honey, it's not like that, okay?
00:46:04Look!
00:46:05These are photos of us.
00:46:15Ivy, you're the love of my life.
00:46:18Being with you makes me feel like the luckiest man on Earth.
00:46:24And I know things have been rough lately, with you working overtime to help us, but...
00:46:30I promise, this is only temporary.
00:46:33I'm going to do everything I can to lighten your load.
00:46:38Our future is bright, my love.
00:46:40Why didn't you tell me about these?
00:46:45Well, I...
00:46:46I got the photos for our wedding anniversary.
00:46:49It was supposed to be a surprise.
00:46:51Well, you've ruined it now, silly.
00:46:58Wow.
00:47:00Look at them.
00:47:01I'm not sure he's a great salesman, but he's definitely a good husband.
00:47:04Yeah, right?
00:47:05I feel kind of bad.
00:47:06I thought he was going to blow this place up.
00:47:08Ivy, can we talk?
00:47:10I'm so sorry, Ivy.
00:47:17I shouldn't have tried to come between you and Clyde like this.
00:47:19He's a good man.
00:47:21And he deserves someone like you.
00:47:23It's okay.
00:47:24And I agree.
00:47:25He is a good man.
00:47:29So, I won't bother you anymore.
00:47:34Clyde has my respect.
00:47:36And I wish you two nothing but the best.
00:47:38Thank you, Mr. Todd.
00:47:44She's been gone forever.
00:47:46It has to be her.
00:47:48I'm checking her bag.
00:47:55Clyde.
00:47:55Mr. Johnson.
00:48:01Uh, what's up?
00:48:02I need to talk to you outside.
00:48:05Uh, sure thing.
00:48:07Well, if it isn't a couple of limp dicks, what are you up to?
00:48:17Mr. Keseley, I was just taking Clyde outside to have a talk about, you know, mental health.
00:48:24Mental health?
00:48:25That's good.
00:48:26That's real good.
00:48:27When I really think about it, I guess you are the only one in this entire building that he'll actually listen to.
00:48:34So, I'm going to wish you the best with, uh, talking some sense into this piece of work.
00:48:40Enjoy.
00:48:41Thanks.
00:48:41Yeah.
00:48:42See you around.
00:48:43Is it me, or does that look like the necklace I sent you?
00:48:49It wasn't cheapy.
00:48:51Yes, it is.
00:48:53And I love it so much.
00:48:55You're welcome.
00:48:55Clyde?
00:49:21What are you doing in my bag?
00:49:23Uh, I, um...
00:49:24Sorry, I was hungry.
00:49:27I was just, I was looking for, uh, snacks.
00:49:30Do you have any snacks?
00:49:31Tough shit.
00:49:32Finished the last one today.
00:49:34Emily, you can't just walk out like that during office hours.
00:49:39I was just picking up my package.
00:49:40You were gone for almost 20 minutes.
00:49:43Does it take that long to walk to the front door and back?
00:49:46I stopped by the bathroom on my way back.
00:49:49What, what?
00:49:49Do I need a whole pass to take a shit now?
00:49:54Watch your mouth, Emily.
00:49:56I am your manager, and you will respect me.
00:50:02For what?
00:50:03For being the biggest kiss-ass to our Lord J. Kingsley?
00:50:06Oh, I'm so scared, Mr. Wet Blanket.
00:50:23Do you think I want to be here?
00:50:25You don't even pay me enough to cover rent.
00:50:27And do you think any of us believe you actually care about us?
00:50:31Alan died five minutes ago, and you did fuck all about it.
00:50:36Do you think any of us would follow you?
00:50:38Yeah, she's right.
00:50:43Emily, if you don't want to be here, then leave.
00:50:46Good luck finding another job in this market.
00:50:49I'll be fine.
00:50:51Besides, I'd rather work in fast food than work for you.
00:50:56Damn, these Gem Z kids have some spunk.
00:50:59Emily!
00:51:00You're way out of line!
00:51:02I'm telling Mr. Kingsley to fire you right now!
00:51:07Please do.
00:51:07Is that a bomb detonator?
00:51:18What the fuck?
00:51:19Ivy! Ivy! Don't come any closer! She has a bomb detonator!
00:51:24Ivy! Ivy! Don't come any closer! She has a bomb detonator!
00:51:30She's got a what?
00:51:31It's her! She's the bomber!
00:51:33Stay right there!
00:51:34What the fuck are you talking about?
00:51:36You have it! You have the detonator!
00:51:38It's a toy, Clyde!
00:51:43It's a toy!
00:51:44I don't...
00:51:45My therapist recommended it for stress relief.
00:51:48I got it off Amazon. Is that a crime now?
00:51:50It's a toy. It's a toy. I'm sorry. I thought it was a bomb detonator.
00:52:00Come on, dude. I hate this place, but I'm not going to blow it up.
00:52:08Okay, but what about the duffel, huh? I mean, you always just bring a purse to work. Why? Why a duffel? And it's... it's ticking!
00:52:15I don't want to explain myself to you.
00:52:16I don't want to explain myself to you.
00:52:16Emery!
00:52:17What's in the bag?
00:52:19Just two bottles of none of your fucking business!
00:52:21Does that look like a bomb, huh?
00:52:28I thought you were a cool person, Clyde. Turns out, you're just as awful as the rest of these chums.
00:52:34It's the stuff from my desk. I'm packing up. I got a better job offer, so I'm quitting.
00:52:45Peace out, asshole!
00:52:47Oh, I'm just so sad that you're leaving us. And I wish you the best on your future endeavors.
00:52:56Now you can go speak with HR about your, uh, exit interview.
00:53:00Oh, I could, I could. Um, but actually, I think I should just give my exit interview right now.
00:53:08Ah, what to say? Oh, this company has so many issues. The biggest one being you, Mr. Kingsley,
00:53:18you have no leadership skills whatsoever. You're unpredictable, you can never make up your mind,
00:53:24and are constantly not thinking about the greater good of this company.
00:53:28Come on, that's outrageous!
00:53:30Is that? I mean, look who you promoted. A spineless, worthless sycophant with too much
00:53:38bucks bleaching his hair, who does nothing but agree with everything you say.
00:53:46And meanwhile, good employees like Clyde are so underappreciated and undercompensated,
00:53:52I might add, that they either burn out or quit.
00:53:55Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:53:58And thus, I have concluded that this workplace culture is not a good fit for me, or anyone else,
00:54:03for that matter. And might I add, I don't know who is planning to blow this place up,
00:54:10but I wish them the best.
00:54:11Will you please stop talking? I thought you were ready to move on.
00:54:14I hope my feedback was constructive, and I wish you the best in all of your future endeavors.
00:54:25Clyde! Clyde Lane!
00:54:28Ma'am, you can't go in there!
00:54:30That's Alan's wife? Oh no.
00:54:41This is your fault! Alan saw you as one of his closest friends, and you came here, harassed him,
00:54:47and then you got him killed! You bastard!
00:54:50Please, Ma'am, just let me explain, okay?
00:54:53Explain what? Why my husband is dead? I hope you rot in hell!
00:54:58It might be time to leave this sorry-ass job.
00:55:02Yeah, I think Emily had the right idea. It's not worth wasting our life away for Kingsley.
00:55:07True, and Clyde might be right, too. I mean, I'm not ready to lose my life over this job.
00:55:12Hey! Hey, you can't go to lunch yet! We've still got work to do!
00:55:16Work? You can't seriously be still talking about work.
00:55:20We're not going to lunch. We're quitting.
00:55:28We're quitting.
00:55:29We're quitting.
00:55:30Clyde.
00:55:32Clyde.
00:55:32You motherfucker!
00:55:34Give me my husband back!
00:55:36Give me back!
00:55:37Hey, it's not Clyde's fault!
00:55:39Alan had a heart attack!
00:55:40You don't know shit!
00:55:42You're just defending him because he's your husband.
00:55:44No, she's right!
00:55:45It really wasn't my fault.
00:55:47It was his, okay?
00:55:49Alan had a heart attack because management forced him to dance!
00:55:52Excuse me, darling.
00:55:56You see, everything that Clyde just said is a bunch of bullshit.
00:56:02Because your husband didn't die on company premises.
00:56:08Holy shit!
00:56:09You just want to avoid responsibility.
00:56:12After everything Alan has done for this company, you'll be hearing from my lawyers!
00:56:18Let's just try and calm down, okay?
00:56:23I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:56:25We are all so devastated after losing such an amazing employee.
00:56:30Better yet, an amazing friend.
00:56:33But all this lawyer talk, come on.
00:56:36We don't have to go there.
00:56:38I'll tell you what, between us privately, we can settle this out of court.
00:56:43How about, um, that was 20 grand, Sal.
00:56:49Sounds good to me.
00:56:52First of all, don't give me any of that sorry for your loss bullshit.
00:56:58And second, 20,000.
00:57:01Is that what my husband's life is worth?
00:57:0420,000 dollars?
00:57:0520,000 dollars?
00:57:10You fucking cunt.
00:57:12Did you just cut me?
00:57:13Dave, get her the fuck out of here!
00:57:16Don't touch me, don't touch me!
00:57:17Come on, Dave, it's a girl!
00:57:19Don't touch me!
00:57:19You fucking cowards, come help him out!
00:57:21I want her out!
00:57:22Stop, stop!
00:57:23Great.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:25You see this?
00:57:26Yeah, I'll tell them you assaulted me.
00:57:29Okay?
00:57:31No one's got less to lose than a widow!
00:57:34I'll call the cops!
00:57:35I'll call them right now!
00:57:44Well, quite the, uh, interesting day, huh?
00:57:47I get it.
00:57:49Companies are like second families.
00:57:51And families come with drama as it is.
00:58:00But about Alan, look, that's not your concern.
00:58:02I don't want you to worry about any of that.
00:58:04I'm gonna handle that situation, okay, personally.
00:58:08So don't worry about it.
00:58:09It's just...
00:58:10Alan just really embodied what a victory group is all about.
00:58:17If it wasn't Emily, then who could it be?
00:58:20Clyde, what the fuck are you still doing here?
00:58:22What is your deal?
00:58:24Security!
00:58:24I want him out of here!
00:58:27Great, now I have to fire Dave, too.
00:58:29Liam, why don't you take our amazing guests into the meeting room?
00:58:33And I'll be there in a second.
00:58:35I gotta take care of something.
00:58:46Oh, Clyde, proof.
00:58:49It's all about proof.
00:58:51Where's yours?
00:58:52Look, I'm an honest man, okay?
00:58:54I know it sounds crazy, but you have to believe me.
00:58:58There is going to be an explosion, whether you like it or not.
00:59:01Okay, I know the game that you're playing here, okay?
00:59:05How about this?
00:59:07I will hire you back once this investment deal is over.
00:59:11But I need you to stop with the bullshit right now.
00:59:16Mr. Kingsley.
00:59:17You've known me for years, okay?
00:59:18Do you really think I'm the kind of guy to just make all this up for a joke?
00:59:24This is not a hoax, okay?
00:59:25It's not some scheme.
00:59:27Fine.
00:59:30Then you have until 11 a.m. to find this bomb.
00:59:37And if you don't, getting fired is going to be the least of your concerns.
00:59:41Everyone else, get back to work.
00:59:48No more lollygagging.
00:59:50Back to work.
00:59:50Whatever the fuck you do for me and my company, get back to it.
00:59:58Who else could it be?
01:00:01Could it be Liam?
01:00:12Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
01:00:15Uh, get him some water, some coffee, some tea.
01:00:20Hey, hey, hey, stop right there.
01:00:22What is it now, Clyde?
01:00:23I know it was you, okay?
01:00:25It's over.
01:00:26I know it was you who planted the bomb.
01:00:30It's over.
01:00:31I know it was you who planted the bomb.
01:00:36Wow, Clyde.
01:00:37Really?
01:00:38Mr. Kingsley, listen to this.
01:00:42This is what you're going to do now?
01:00:43Just recklessly accuse people without a shred of evidence?
01:00:46Mr. Kingsley, if there was anyone in this entire office who has the ability to build a bomb,
01:00:52it's Liam.
01:00:55Oh, you didn't know.
01:00:57Liam here majored in chemistry.
01:01:00He was going to be a chemical engineer before he started here.
01:01:02He could easily build a bomb.
01:01:11Mr. Kingsley, you asked to see me?
01:01:18There he is, Clyde.
01:01:20I'd like you to meet Liam, our new intern.
01:01:23He'll be reporting to you.
01:01:26Well, it's very nice to meet you.
01:01:28Oh, good, strong handshake.
01:01:30Do you mind?
01:01:34Oh, chemistry.
01:01:36Very nice.
01:01:37Why are you applying to the sales position?
01:01:39I mean, with such a high GPA, I would imagine you could find something a little closer to your field.
01:01:45To be honest, sir, I did get an offer from the university.
01:01:49But the pay is quite low, and my family's a bit strapped for cash, so...
01:01:52Don't worry. I get it. And we will take very good care of you here, okay?
01:02:00I always say the best thing about sales is that you get out of it just as much as you put it.
01:02:04So, if you work hard, the sky's the limit.
01:02:13Hey, cock face!
01:02:14Hey, is what he's saying true? Huh? It's you? I did nothing but good to you.
01:02:19Oh, Mr. Kingsley, of course not. You know it's not me. It's just Clyde, blindly pointing fingers.
01:02:26Mr. Kingsley? What is this all about? God, we can't even get five minutes apiece in this place.
01:02:32Mr. Todd, I have reason to believe that the person who planted the bomb was Liam.
01:02:38Oh, Clyde, please. You really need to learn when to let things go.
01:02:42Honey, listen to me, okay? Liam is the only one with the technical ability to build a bomb.
01:02:47Plus, he actually has the motive. It just makes sense.
01:02:53Do you remember what he told me at the bar last year?
01:02:56Clyde, be careful with this. We don't know that what he said was true.
01:02:59Look, our lives are on the line here, okay?
01:03:04What did Liam say?
01:03:13Bro.
01:03:17Hey, are you going to tell me what's bothering you, huh?
01:03:22Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:03:23Maybe I can help, huh?
01:03:34Clara was raped.
01:03:35By that bastard, Mr. Kingsley.
01:03:42That fucking bastard.
01:03:45I'll kill him.
01:03:46I'll fucking kill him!
01:03:48All right, it's...
01:03:50Come down.
01:03:51So he does have a pretty clear motive here.
01:04:06Mr. Todd, please, I was just drunk and I'm talking nonsense.
01:04:10Oh, quiet, you.
01:04:12You confessed to me the day after. Don't deny it.
01:04:15Then he begged me to keep it a secret.
01:04:18Is that why Liam got promoted so quickly?
01:04:20Because Mr. Kingsley promised to reward him if he kept his mouth shut?
01:04:24Poor Claire.
01:04:25They probably threatened to fire her if she reported it.
01:04:28Holy shit!
01:04:29Mr. Kingsley's an absolute monster.
01:04:31What about Liam?
01:04:33He used his girlfriend's trauma in order to climb the ranks.
01:04:36But that doesn't prove Liam is the bomber.
01:04:39Think about it.
01:04:40He has one of the highest-paid salaries in the company.
01:04:42Why would he want to throw that away?
01:04:45I mentored Liam for years.
01:04:47I know him better than anyone.
01:04:48And he is the type of man who would do anything for revenge.
01:04:53He pretends to be loyal to Mr. Kingsley, but in fact, he hates him more than anyone in this room.
01:05:02Claire, is all this true?
01:05:06No, you know what I'm talking about?
01:05:07Shut it, Mr. Kingsley.
01:05:09If there wasn't a bomb threat right now, we'd be calling the police on you instead.
01:05:12Shh.
01:05:13Well then, Liam, tell us the truth.
01:05:18It's not what you think.
01:05:22It was this whore.
01:05:23She told me I was too poor, so she slept with Mr. Kingsley just to get his money.
01:05:34The truth is, Claire and I aren't even together.
01:05:39Fuck you, Liam.
01:05:46Fuck you, Liam.
01:05:47You begged me to sleep with Mr. Kingsley so you could get promoted.
01:05:50You even said we'd get married after you saved up enough money, but that's not happening anymore, is it?
01:05:54Like it's never gonna happen now.
01:05:57Next time people see you for the dirty, go-digging whore you are!
01:06:03Fuck you, Liam!
01:06:05Jake!
01:06:12Okay.
01:06:13Don't fucking touch me!
01:06:14You sick barbers!
01:06:16All of you deserve to die, and you fucking psychopaths, and you!
01:06:20Why did you have to open your fucking mouth?
01:06:22Look, I'm sorry.
01:06:24I am just trying to find a bomb here.
01:06:28And Claire, look, you don't have to be ashamed.
01:06:32In fact, sharing your story helps bring men like this bastard right here to justice.
01:06:41All right now, Liam, enough games.
01:06:45Tell us, where is the bomb?
01:06:52You fucking moron.
01:07:00Yeah, I hate Mr. Kingsley, but not enough to blow up the whole building.
01:07:06You said there's a bomb threat, right?
01:07:09Why didn't we just call 9-1-1?
01:07:10Let them handle it.
01:07:11What is that number again?
01:07:13Oh yeah, it's 9-1-1.
01:07:16Hello, hi, yes.
01:07:17Apparently there's a bomb in our office.
01:07:20Send the bomb squad to Victory Group headquarters.
01:07:25The police are on their way.
01:07:27Let's see if the police buy your bullshit theory.
01:07:31Is it not Liam?
01:07:32If it was really him, he wouldn't have called 9-1-1 unless...
01:07:36Okay, I see what game you're playing here.
01:07:39You're just calling 9-1-1 to make it seem like you're not guilty,
01:07:43but you're still the primary suspect.
01:07:45Damn you, Clyde.
01:07:46You've been nothing but a pain in my ass all day.
01:07:51Liam, take Clyde outside and hand him off to the police as soon as they get here.
01:07:57All right, time for the last resort.
01:07:59I have to blow this deal.
01:08:01That'll make Mr. Todd leave the office with Ivy.
01:08:06Look, I know he's your husband, okay?
01:08:11But right now we have to focus on the most important thing right now,
01:08:15and that's this business, okay?
01:08:18Look, he's been interfering all day.
01:08:21He had to go.
01:08:23Yes, I understand.
01:08:24And, Mr. Todd, I can't apologize enough, okay?
01:08:29He's so full of shit.
01:08:30All those accusations, completely false.
01:08:33But you're not here for this.
01:08:36You're here because of the deal.
01:08:39I'm going to have to defer back to Ivy on this one.
01:08:42Ivy, what do you think?
01:08:44Well, based on the data and the other materials we've received,
01:08:48I believe that Victory Group is a company with a lot of potential.
01:08:51Well, I say we proceed.
01:08:54Yes!
01:08:54All righty then.
01:08:57Let's sign that paperwork.
01:08:58That's what I like to hear.
01:09:00Liam, go fetch the contract!
01:09:01Right this way, sir.
01:09:08Hey, hey, wait!
01:09:10Mr. Todd, Heidi, don't sign that contract yet.
01:09:14You had one job!
01:09:16What the hell is he still doing here?
01:09:17Klein, what the hell are you doing?
01:09:19Look, I have something very important to tell you and Mr. Todd.
01:09:23What's that?
01:09:24These are documents that prove Mr. Kingsley is guilty of tax evasion,
01:09:32commercial bribery, and sexual misconduct in the workplace.
01:09:39Victory Group is actually in very serious debt.
01:09:44They've been fudging the numbers, making up data to seem more attractive to investors.
01:09:49So if you guys invest with him, Eminent Group is going to get dragged down with him.
01:09:54That's, that's bullshit!
01:09:55Victory Group is not in debt.
01:09:58Victory Group is thriving!
01:10:02I can't believe the word he says.
01:10:04It's lie after lie after lie!
01:10:06Oh, lies!
01:10:07Nobody just tried to snatch this out of my hand.
01:10:09Clyde, how do we know this isn't just another false accusation?
01:10:16Well, conveniently, my beautiful wife used to be an auditor.
01:10:21So she will be able to make sense of all these files.
01:10:25Try to steal them, Mr. Kingsley. I've made plenty of copies.
01:10:32Hey Xavier, Clyde's right.
01:10:34This company is practically insolvent.
01:10:51Jesus, Kingsley!
01:10:52You really try to fuck us!
01:10:54You mother fucker!
01:10:58I was just about to save my business.
01:11:03Now, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
01:11:06Come on, honey. We gotta go.
01:11:25This place is going up in flames in 10 minutes.
01:11:27Mr. Todd, I'm sorry.
01:11:29I should have done a more thorough background check on Victory Group,
01:11:32because this could have cost us.
01:11:33You couldn't have known.
01:11:35They were falsifying their numbers.
01:11:37Good thing Clyde was there to stop us from signing that contract.
01:11:46Claire, here, get up.
01:11:48Come on.
01:11:49Let's leave this place forever.
01:11:50It's a shithole.
01:11:53Look, Clyde.
01:11:54Thank you so much for helping me out and everything.
01:11:58But that doesn't mean I believe any of your bomb bullshit that you're pushing.
01:12:05You guys can go, but I have unfinished business.
01:12:08Liam, don't just stand there.
01:12:11Get your ass over here and help me.
01:12:16In your dreams, Jay, you drove this company into the ground for years.
01:12:21You still expect me to serve you.
01:12:23Go fuck yourself.
01:12:28You watch how you talk to me, little boy.
01:12:31You think these are the only investors I have lined up?
01:12:36Jay, the king, Kingsley, does not go out without a fight.
01:12:41I reached out to at least a dozen other investors, and they all took the bait.
01:12:52If you stay with me, I will make sure that you are in charge of negotiating every single one of those contracts.
01:13:04All we need is one, and we are golden.
01:13:10Most importantly, I believe in you.
01:13:15I believe in me, too.
01:13:17I'm not letting you greedy jerks keep playing me like a fool.
01:13:23Mr. Kingsley, you better promote me, or I swear to God, I'll have you Me Too'd by tomorrow.
01:13:29Of course, honey bunny. I would totally promote you.
01:13:33If you stick with me, stick with us, I'll make sure you get the biggest, most special promotion ever, okay?
01:13:42Forget these fools.
01:13:47Hey, Clyde.
01:13:59Hey, hey, let me go, okay? This whole place, it's about to blow in five minutes.
01:14:07This can go one of two ways, Clyde.
01:14:11One, the building does blow up, and you die.
01:14:16Two, the building doesn't blow up, the authorities arrive, and you get arrested.
01:14:21Either way, you lose.
01:14:29No!
01:14:39Rough morning, but it happens.
01:14:41Come on, let's crescent lunch.
01:14:46What's wrong?
01:14:47Where's Clyde? I thought he'd be out by now.
01:14:49You go ahead, Mr. Todd. I've got to find Clyde.
01:15:07Clyde!
01:15:09Clyde!
01:15:10Clyde!
01:15:18What are you doing?
01:15:19Let him go!
01:15:20Ivy, what are you doing here?
01:15:21No!
01:15:22No, get up!
01:15:23Go, go!
01:15:23Oh, what a couple of lovebirds!
01:15:26Get up!
01:15:27No, no, no, you can't!
01:15:28Lay your hand on her!
01:15:29Run!
01:15:30No, let go over you sick fuck!
01:15:32I'm so sorry.
01:15:41If it wasn't for me, you and the baby would be safe.
01:15:45I failed you.
01:15:45Aww.
01:15:46They're gonna have a baby!
01:15:48How terribly tragic!
01:15:50What the fuck do you want, Kingsley?
01:15:52What do I want?
01:15:53I want you to suffer!
01:16:01That's what I want!
01:16:02You have any idea how bad you fucked me today?
01:16:06I built this company from the ground up, and now because of you, I'm going bankrupt!
01:16:12Who are you working with?
01:16:13Who ordered you to do this to me?
01:16:16Who gave you those fucking vials?
01:16:19I did.
01:16:19I did.
01:16:25Dave!
01:16:26I'm here to talk to you.
01:16:27Wait, Mr. Johnson.
01:16:28You have to leave.
01:16:29The whole place is gonna blow!
01:16:30Go!
01:16:31Shut up!
01:16:33You're working with Clyde?
01:16:35That's right.
01:16:35You gave him the files!
01:16:37That's right.
01:16:38I gave him the files to give to a lawyer, but he dropped the ball and exposed you in front of everyone.
01:16:44What are you two fucking weirdos up to now?
01:16:46Hey, Mr. Kingsley.
01:16:49I was just taking Clyde outside to have a talk about, you know, mental health.
01:16:54Mental health?
01:16:55That's good.
01:16:56That's real good.
01:16:57When I really think about it, I guess you are the only one in this entire building that he'll actually listen to.
01:17:04So I'm gonna wish you the best with, uh, talking some sense into this piece of work.
01:17:10Enjoy.
01:17:14Mr. Johnson, the bomb is gonna go off at 11 a.m.
01:17:17And we need to get out of here now.
01:17:18Clyde.
01:17:20I just found out my daughter Nancy passed away.
01:17:25Nancy?
01:17:28I thought she was getting better.
01:17:30I am, I'm so sorry.
01:17:32I just hope she's in a better place.
01:17:35Please, if there's, if there's anything I can do.
01:17:37Right now, I need you to do this for me.
01:17:40What's this?
01:17:42Evidence of Kingsley's legal business deeds.
01:17:44I've been gathering stuff over the last few years.
01:17:50Take it to a lawyer and get them to build the case.
01:17:54Mr. Johnson, uh, take Ivy and get out of here now.
01:17:58Why did he give this to me?
01:18:05Oh, you fucking cripple.
01:18:11You are so fucking dead.
01:18:13Dave, are you the bomber?
01:18:27There's an emergency exit out to the right.
01:18:29Take Ivy and get out of here now.
01:18:31Come on, let's go.
01:18:34Clyde, get out of here.
01:18:35Go, go, go, go.
01:18:36Dave, hey, Dave, listen to me.
01:18:38Clyde, Dave, you don't...
01:18:39Get out of here, Dave.
01:18:41Get out.
01:18:42Dave, get out.
01:18:43Listen to me.
01:18:50Mr. Johnson, you don't have to do this.
01:18:53We can leave here together.
01:19:10Years ago, I co-founded the Victory Group with Jay Kingsley.
01:19:15Everything was going swell until he made a pass at my wife when I confronted him about it.
01:19:22He had me demoted to security and removed me from the board.
01:19:26My wife left me.
01:19:28I couldn't pay my daughter's medical bills, and now she's gone because of Jay Kingsley.
01:19:35Mr. Johnson, please, please, don't do this.
01:19:42I'm sorry, man, don't do this.
01:19:43Now you're sorry?
01:19:44Now you're sorry?
01:19:46Were you sorry when you tried to fuck my wife?
01:19:49Were you ordered me around like a peasant for 20 years?
01:19:54You're all evil, all of you, and I'm taking you to hell with me.
01:19:58Please, Mr. Johnson, I've never done anything to you.
01:20:00Please just let me go.
01:20:01Oh, I'm gonna let you go.
01:20:03I'm gonna let you go.
01:20:06Oops, 15 seconds.
01:20:1215 seconds.
01:20:16Come on, you have to go.
01:20:17I'm coming home, Nancy.
01:20:20I'm coming home, sweetheart.
01:20:22I'm coming home, honey.
01:20:36Honey?
01:20:56Are you okay?
01:20:56I'm okay.
01:20:58We're okay.
01:20:59That's right, my love.
01:21:08We're okay.
01:21:09We're okay.
01:21:13Clyde?
01:21:16Clyde?
01:21:16Clyde.
01:21:18What's wrong?
01:21:33Why?