T.R.R.M. You Can't Be Too Careful. (1998)

deaddogsdam

First broadcast 24th December 1998.  Prim businesswoman Della Galway has a compulsive penchant for double-locking doors but her new roommate is careless about security.  Serena Evans - Della Galway June Barrie - Mrs. Swanson Jane Hazlegrove - Rosamund Les Doherty - Bearded Man, Edward Simon Chandler - Gerald Adrian Kate Binchy - Valerie Debbie Chazen - Jackie Paul Blair - Chris Gerard Fletcher - Police Inspector

Transcript

00:00Satsang with Mooji

00:30Mrs. Swanson, I'm Della Galway.

00:52And you're dead on time.

00:54Come in, please.

00:58There are two other flats upstairs.

01:02They're very lovely people. You'd hardly know they're there.

01:05But I think your flat's the nicest.

01:07And I'm not just saying that.

01:14You'll have your own front paw key.

01:17And the key to the flat, of course.

01:20So you can come and go with your keys.

01:23This is your living room.

01:29And that is your bedroom.

01:32Here we are. The engine room.

01:41I think you'll find you've got everything you need here.

01:44Fridge freezer. Cooker.

01:47And a microwave.

01:48Yes.

01:49They're very handy for a quick snack.

01:51Though I prefer fresh cooking myself.

01:53You're like my dad. He won't have one in the house.

01:55Some people live off chill food these days.

01:56Bathroom.

01:57May I?

01:58Of course, you must.

01:59I've seen dozens of flats. But I think this is by far the nicest.

02:00Yes.

02:01Do you have a fridge freezer?

02:02Freezer.

02:03Cooker.

02:04And a microwave.

02:05Yes.

02:06They're very handy for a quick snack.

02:07Though I prefer fresh cooking myself.

02:08Yes.

02:09You're like my dad.

02:10He won't have one in the house.

02:11Some people live off chill food these days.

02:14Bathroom?

02:16May I?

02:18Of course, you must.

02:23I've seen dozens of flats.

02:25But I think this is by far the nicest.

02:27Yes.

02:28And it's very nice and able to.

02:30Quiet.

02:31People keep themselves to themselves.

02:33I call this the garden room.

02:36Oh.

02:37It's very pretty.

02:39You will have it all to yourself.

02:43Nobody ever uses it.

02:45Bastard.

02:46Out!

02:47I told you to get out!

02:49I want my bag.

02:50Just piss off out of here!

02:51Well, where am I going to go?

02:52You're to love our boy!

02:53His wife wouldn't like that.

02:54You knew about my bag.

02:55I want my bag.

02:56I want my bag.

02:57I want my bag.

02:58I want my bag.

02:59I want my bag.

03:00I want my bag.

03:01I want my bag.

03:02I want my bag.

03:03I want my bag.

03:04I want my bag.

03:05You knew about her when you screwed him in my bed.

03:08You screwed him in my bed, didn't you?

03:10I never thought that bed could be so squeaky.

03:13You bitch!

03:15I've had all the windows fitted with these locks.

03:18The sash windows can only be opened a few inches.

03:21I have the keys if they're needed.

03:23You see, Miss Galway, this is a very nice neighbourhood, but the crime rate is rising all the time.

03:33And I always say, you can't be too careful.

03:36No, you most certainly can't.

03:38Well, is there anything else you'd...

03:41And the rent is...

03:42Two hundred pounds a week, including hot water.

03:45You pay your own bills for light and heat.

03:48Two hundred.

03:50Payable one month in advance.

03:52Now there's your bag!

03:54Now piss off!

03:55Let me stay one night, so I can get fixed up.

03:58You'll never be fixed up!

04:11It's a garden flat, completely self-contained.

04:14And you have your own telephone.

04:16I shan't have any trouble letting it.

04:18Could I ring you tomorrow?

04:20You could, but...

04:22Well, I can't make any promises.

04:24I've got someone else coming to view it later this evening.

04:26It's just that my budget won't...

04:28Of course, it's really intended for two people.

04:30Two ladies used to share it.

04:32Oh, I couldn't.

04:33I couldn't share my room.

04:34One of the ladies slept here, in the garden room.

04:37The sofa here is actually a sofa bed.

04:40It opens up quite easily.

04:47Morning, Mr. Adrian.

04:53Where's the month?

04:55Val?

04:56Mm-hmm?

04:57I see your boss has a room to let.

04:58Are you interested?

04:59Do you know what the rent is?

05:00You have to ask her.

05:02And what's she like?

05:03Like her office.

05:04Very tidy.

05:05No, I mean personally.

05:06Hmm, fine.

05:07I get on with her extremely well.

05:11Valerie?

05:12Can we go with her next week's schedule?

05:14Of course.

05:15Would you like me to mention it?

05:17Er, not just yet.

05:18I'm considering a number of offers.

05:20Thanks.

05:47わしゃいませ

05:49Could I?

05:50Give care I say.

05:51I'd wait to have to...

05:52Come get inspired.

05:53What's he gonna say now?

05:54To get out to this room?

05:55You're gonna chill more.

05:56What about you?

05:57It takes!

05:58It takes!

05:59You're gonna chill leave!

06:00You're gonna chill and chill and chill.

06:01I'm so stuck.

06:02You're gonna chill.

06:03I never loop his everything.

06:05You're gonna chill.

06:11You're my husband?

06:12Your people?

06:13No changes!

06:14I catch all that other people,

06:15Dear Daddy, I've found the most wonderful flat, and now I'm looking for someone to share.

06:39Maybe one of the girls in the office.

06:41What does your father do?

06:42He's a vicar.

06:43Vicar?

06:43Yeah.

06:44In a tiny parish on the Suffolk coast, near Alborough.

06:47Oh, it's lovely around there, isn't it?

06:48Yeah, it's beautiful.

06:49People are so friendly.

06:50It used to have been a marvellous place to grow up.

06:52It was.

06:52It was a marvellous place, but then my parents divorced.

06:55And my mother brought me to London to live with her.

06:57Oh, how sad.

06:59Yeah.

06:59Yeah, it was sad for all of us.

07:01It still is.

07:04Well, I'm going to have to have a think about this.

07:06Well, I need to learn sooner rather than later.

07:08So do this.

07:09Why don't you come and have a look anyway this afternoon?

07:12Brilliant.

07:12I see you're looking for a flatmate.

07:13Well, are you interested, Mr. Adrian?

07:15No, I just saw it on the board.

07:16I was just curious.

07:17Sorry, I'm first in the queue.

07:20Oh.

07:21Sorry.

07:23Where have you been living?

07:25With my mum.

07:25But she only has a tiny flat, and I think she deserves her own space.

07:31Oh, I see.

07:33And where is the flat?

07:35In Wandsworth.

07:37Wandsworth?

07:37Uh-huh.

07:39Then you won't need any lessons from me about the importance of taking precautions.

07:43Even in this area, careless people are punished.

07:46And they deserve to be.

07:47You will have your own key to the back door.

07:50That'll be your entrance, and you must always keep it locked.

07:54Miss Galway's entrance is through the front.

07:56It's lovely.

07:58It's so quiet and clean.

08:02And you've got a garden, too.

08:03Yes, and it's south-facing.

08:05Well, growing up where I did, I've really missed not having a garden.

08:07Don't tell me you're moving in with her.

08:12I've got to get away from my mum.

08:14It's like living with the dead.

08:17Anyway, she's my fallback position.

08:20Oh, we've done a lot of falling back lately.

08:23Yeah, he had the cheek to screw me every night, then ask me for rent.

08:27Oh, men.

08:29No, I'm sure it'll work out all right with Della.

08:32Oh, God, yeah.

08:33I'm sure you'll be fine.

08:34It's just me.

08:35What's just you?

08:36Well, I can't imagine being a relaxed director.

08:39She's reserved.

08:40There's nothing wrong with being reserved.

08:42She may be a bit shy.

08:44She thinks she's Wonder Woman.

08:46All this because she told you off

08:47for not locking up your computer at night.

08:49Oh, what's it got to do with her?

08:52It's a good job somebody's conscientious in this place.

09:06You found someone, then, Della?

09:09Pardon?

09:10I see the flat has been taken.

09:13Oh, yes, Mr. Adrian.

09:15Rosamond is...

09:16Call me Gerald, please.

09:18Oh, Mr. Adrian, call for you.

09:20Line one.

09:20Coffee.

09:28Hello.

09:29You'll be coming in through this back door.

09:32It's on a deadlock, as you can see,

09:34and there's also a mortise.

09:36There are bolts, too.

09:38You will always remember to bolt the door, won't you?

09:40Oh, yeah.

09:40Here are your keys.

09:42Normally, this side gate is kept bolted all the time,

09:47but since you'll be coming in through the back door,

09:50we'll have to leave the gate open for you.

09:52I get it.

09:53But you will promise...

09:55You will promise me you'll always bolt the gate

09:57after you come in at night, won't you?

09:58Yeah, sure.

09:59Of course I will.

10:00So, you can come and go as you please.

10:02Oh!

10:04It's perfect.

10:12Excuse me, you'll have two beers by the neck, please.

10:26And a tequila by the glass.

10:28Are you fighting?

10:29Just at the moment, I'm a wee bit financially challenged.

10:32Hold the scheme, then.

10:33You'll just have two beers, please.

10:35OK, fair enough.

10:36Just don't ask me for any more autographs.

10:38I'll sign one for you, though.

10:42Who's that?

10:46Thank you very much.

10:47It's Chris.

10:48It's a DJ.

10:49Very good.

10:50No, it's off the circuit.

10:51It's a big mouth.

10:53And a tequila, please.

10:55Rosie, you're wasting your money.

10:57Yeah, well, I like big mouths.

11:01The great thing about the arrangement is we're both independent,

11:05as I use the front door and she has her own key to the back door.

11:10I'm having to train her in good domestic habits.

11:12You know, washing up after meals and general tidiness.

11:15I suspect she may have been spoiled by her mother.

11:18I don't know.

11:18My son's son is going to be a cop in the back.

11:21I don't know that he is getting ahead.

11:36I don't know.

11:37I don't know.

11:39I don't know.

11:40I don't know.

11:41I don't know.

11:41Oh, my God.

12:11Rosamund.

12:23Rosamund, wake up.

12:25What? What's the matter?

12:26Where's the key? The back door key.

12:28The key.

12:34You didn't lock the door.

12:37I did.

12:38You left it on the Yale lock.

12:41You've got to lock the chub lock with the key.

12:44I did.

12:46You didn't, and you didn't bolt the gate either.

12:48Jeez.

12:50All these keys and locks.

12:52This place is like Fort Knox.

12:58What are you so scared of?

13:01We promised you'd bolt the gate after you every night

13:04and lock the back door.

13:07Oh, shut up.

13:12Promised.

13:12You missed.

15:31Why don't we go and have a drink?

15:32A drink?

15:33Yeah.

15:34Just a quick one.

15:35But your...

15:36What about your work?

15:37Oh.

15:38It can keep till tomorrow.

15:39Anyway, you've been here a few weeks.

15:41We haven't had a chance of a chin work yet, have we?

15:43No.

15:44Don't you think it's about time we did?

15:46Yes.

15:47Yes.

15:48Of course.

15:49As long as...

15:50Let's go.

15:51That was a stroke of luck, you're locking my door.

15:57Oh.

15:58I'm sorry.

15:59No, no.

16:00I meant...

16:01You're making me feel guilty.

16:02There's no need.

16:04Computer crime has developed into a very big business.

16:07I don't mean fraud.

16:09I mean actual theft of computers.

16:12Criminals now don't even bother with the monitor or the processor or even the hard drive.

16:17They just take the memory chips.

16:19Thanks for the memory.

16:21They've become really professional.

16:23That's why we have to be security conscious.

16:25Now you're making me feel guilty.

16:27I wasn't criticising.

16:28I didn't...

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17:17I didn't...

17:18I knew it. I knew it'd be locked.

17:48That's a lovely scarf.

17:50Pardon?

17:51I'm just admiring your scarf. It's lovely. It's a dash of colour.

17:55Sort of bluey pink. What do you call it?

17:58Bluey pink.

18:01Anyway, it really suits you.

18:05Oh, thank you. It was a birthday present.

18:08From a boyfriend?

18:09No, no.

18:11Sorry, I put my foot in it.

18:12No, no. It was a present from my father.

18:14He always buys me the most marvellous presents.

18:17And I never know what to buy him.

18:19I usually end up buying him another pipe.

18:21He's a pipe smoker.

18:23I love the smell of pipe smoke.

18:25So do I. Just as well, the way he smokes.

18:28I even tried smoking a pipe, but I soon discovered that smoking one

18:31is very different to smelling one.

18:36Are you sure you don't want another glass?

18:38No, no. I really ought to be going.

18:40Right.

18:43Let me give you a lift home.

18:45Oh, no. There's no need.

18:46No, no. I've kept you late. I insist.

18:56Thanks for the drink.

18:57It's a pleasure.

18:58Good night.

19:00He's a really charming man, Daddy. A real gentleman.

19:12We talked about you and your pipe.

19:14We talked about you and your pipe.

19:16We talked about you and your pipe.

19:20Have you got a flat?

19:21I live in a garage.

19:22I live in a garage.

19:26You're on?

19:27Yeah.

19:28Yeah.

19:29Yeah.

19:30It's a bit cramped.

19:31I have to share.

19:32Oh, yeah?

19:33Who wins?

19:34A bus.

19:35A bus.

19:36A bus.

19:37A bus.

19:38Rosie.

19:39Rosie.

19:40Rosie, we're going to have to make a move.

19:41Oh, why? The night is young.

19:42Yeah, we've got a tube to catch.

19:43Get a cab.

19:44I wonder what's found out to be challenged.

19:45See ya.

19:46Oh, well, it's a real pleasure.

19:47You've got a new port of Black.

19:48I live in a garage.

19:49I live in a garage.

19:50A garage.

19:51Yeah.

19:52Yeah.

19:53It's a bit cramped.

19:54I'm happy to see her.

19:55Oh, yeah?

19:56Who wins?

19:58A bus.

19:59A bus?

20:00A bus.

20:01A bus.

20:02Rosie.

20:03Rosie, we're going to have to make a move.

20:04Oh, why? The night is young.

20:06Yeah, we've got a tube to catch.

20:07Just get a cab.

20:08I wonder what I'm actually challenged.

20:11See you.

20:12Are you coming?

20:14Bye.

20:15Hello, darling.

20:17Fancy a dancing or what?

20:19Oh, come on.

20:29So?

20:30What do you think?

20:31Oh, Creece.

20:32Uh-huh.

20:33Creece is OK.

20:34It's a bit arty-farty for me.

20:35Don't tell him your PIN number.

20:37Oh, that's a bit unfair.

20:39I think he's cute.

20:40Cute?

20:41Cute is something Chris definitely has not.

20:43Mm.

20:49I really did enjoy it.

20:51Our chat.

20:52Chatting with you.

20:53There seemed to be so much to say and so little time.

20:56Yes.

20:57I wondered, are you doing anything tonight?

21:00No.

21:01Nothing.

21:02Good.

21:03Are you sure?

21:04Yes, yes, I'm sure.

21:05Why?

21:06Well, in that case, I wondered if I could take you out to dinner.

21:10Well, that would be lovely.

21:12You can.

21:13But I always pay my own share.

21:16Really?

21:17Well, if that's what you always do.

21:19That's what I always do.

21:21Or go somewhere really expensive.

21:23Dilla, can I ask you something?

21:37What?

21:38Are you an only child?

21:40Why do you ask that?

21:41I don't know.

21:42Maybe because I am.

21:43Well, I am.

21:44As it happens.

21:45Though I wasn't aware that it showed.

21:46Oh, don't get me wrong, I...

21:47I lost my mother at an early age.

21:48I'm sorry.

21:49I hardly remember her.

21:50I wasn't really aware of being deprived or anything.

21:52I have a marvellous father.

21:53I hardly knew my father.

21:54He's been most of the time working in the Middle East.

21:56I was a mummy's boy.

21:58Mummy's boy and daddy's girl.

22:00I really enjoyed this evening.

22:05Yes, so did I.

22:06It was a lovely meal, wasn't it?

22:07Next time is gonna be my treat.

22:08Oh no, that wouldn't be fair.

22:09I enjoyed it as much as you did.

22:19I'm gonna try to come by today, no, I'll go on to that.

22:29Della.

22:37Della, I don't know how to say this.

22:42I'm not vaguely expressing myself.

22:45You're so beautiful.

22:54No!

22:55No!

22:56Let go of me!

22:57Della, Della, Della, please.

23:00I'm sorry.

23:03He went too far.

23:05He forced himself on me.

23:08Forced himself.

23:10Why do they always have to rush things?

23:14I made up my mind years ago

23:16that I wasn't going to get married until I was well-established.

23:19I mean, well-established in my career.

23:22But I've gone out with boys.

23:24I've had boyfriends.

23:26And I've always tried to be considerate, to be a good listener, to understand a man's point of view.

23:34And I've made a point of always paying my share so that we're equal.

23:37But I don't think I've ever had a real friendship with a man.

23:40Well, men don't understand friendship.

23:42No, they don't.

23:43You're right.

23:44That's why, in the end, it always ends up messy.

23:48Even tonight.

23:49I mean, I certainly was not expecting that from him.

23:52No.

23:53I wouldn't have expected anything like that from him myself.

23:57He always struck me as a shy sort of guy.

24:01Kind of lonely.

24:02You know his wife divorced him last year?

24:10No.

24:11Yeah.

24:12She married again, but he...

24:15I always thought he was a bit inhibited.

24:17He's not inhibited.

24:18Obviously not.

24:19Maybe it's me.

24:20Maybe I inhibit him.

24:22I'm a rotten judge of character.

24:24I never know what to expect of people.

24:28You all right?

24:29Yeah.

24:30I'm all right now.

24:32I'll go to bed soon.

24:33Yeah.

24:34You have a good sleep.

24:36You will lock up, won't you?

24:40Yeah.

24:42The chub lock on the back door as well as the Yale?

24:44And the bolt.

24:46And you'll bolt the side gate when you come in?

24:48Yeah, yeah.

24:49I'll lock up.

24:50I'll lock the back door and bolt the gate.

24:52You sleep secure.

24:56Della, if anyone's gonna break in the back way and rape and murder you,

25:00then they're gonna have to do me in two.

25:02Do you find that reassuring?

25:04No.

25:05And I don't consider that very funny.

25:07No.

25:09No, I see your point.

25:10It is not very funny.

25:12Not tonight, anyway.

25:14Sorry about that.

25:15Top-dead Rosie.

25:18Anyway, you're never back till the early hours, are you?

25:21And like you said, the great thing about this arrangement is

25:23I can come and go as I please, can't I?

25:27Right now.

25:40Hello?

25:41Oh, nice one.

25:42Honestly, Chris, the way she was going on, you'd have thought she'd been raped.

25:45Maybe she's a virgin.

25:46I knew you'd say that.

25:48Then you know me too well.

25:49Yeah, well, it doesn't seem very likely, does it, these days?

25:52These days?

25:53The no-no 90s.

25:54Should we be the first one to wear a chastity belt?

25:57Oh, a dollar in a chastity belt.

25:59There's a thought.

26:00Very squeaky.

26:01Hey.

26:02I bet Mr Adrian would like it.

26:04Bet it would.

26:05You're wearing one?

26:06No.

26:07Bet you are.

26:08I'm not.

26:09It's in here somewhere, isn't it?

26:10Right, this one's wearing a chastity belt.

26:12Oh, shit!

26:26Dear Daddy, I wish you could come and see the flat.

26:30You'd really approve of it.

26:39Everything's going swimmingly.

26:41I'm enjoying my work, and my new flatmate is a lovely girl.

26:46Right, we can have that.

26:51Is this your flatmate?

26:52No, this is my flat.

27:06So?

27:07What do you think?

27:09It's terrific.

27:11A des res.

27:12All mod cons.

27:14But, um...

27:16Where do you pee?

27:17Ah, there you have to use your initiative.

27:20It's charming.

27:21It's priceless.

27:22Now that's his charm though, Ren.

27:24I've always fancied a life on the road.

27:26On the road?

27:27Yeah.

27:28Just now we're on Route 66, travelling from Chicago all the way to Ellie.

27:32Uh, no.

27:33We're in a lock-up in Croydon.

27:35You know what I mean?

27:37Jack Kerouac and all that stuff.

27:39Wide open spaces.

27:41On the road?

27:42Alan Ginsberg?

27:43Who?

27:44He's a poet.

27:45I don't read poems.

27:46I do things.

27:47And there are things that I would like to do with you.

27:57Yeah, what does that mean?

27:58Come on again.

27:59Oh my man.

28:00Oh, come on again.

29:19Morning.

29:21You're damp.

29:23You all right?

29:24You left the gate open all night.

29:26Well, say what, the back door was locked.

29:27You promised me you'd bolt the gate.

29:30I can't bolt the gate till I've come in, can I?

29:32Why didn't you tell me you were going to stay out all night?

29:34I didn't intend to.

29:35Couldn't you have phoned?

29:37You sound just like my mother.

29:39I don't know why you bother to come home at all.

29:41Would it matter if I didn't?

29:42Not a bit.

29:43Do what you like.

29:44But if you do intend to stop out, then please tell me.

29:47And if you don't, but it happens anyway, then please call me.

29:52That surely is the very least you could do.

29:56You're worse than my mother.

29:58Got all this aggro over a bloody gate.

30:00What's wrong with you?

30:01You want to see a psychiatrist?

30:31Miss Jackie, I should have listened to you in the first place.

30:54She's driving me mad.

30:56Last night, she went absolutely crazy.

30:58He's here, of this rapist.

31:13He doesn't give up, does he?

31:15He's wasting his time with the blessed Della.

31:20Della, do you fancy going out for some lunch?

31:22No, thank you.

31:23It's just that, uh, we've got to talk.

31:26What about?

31:27Last night, um...

31:31We can't talk here.

31:37Couldn't we just go out for a coffee?

31:39I'm afraid I've got a lot of work to do.

31:41If he carries on like that, she'll charge him with sexual aggressiveness.

31:47Lay off you two.

31:49Why have you got it in, Fadella?

31:51You're jealous.

31:52Not.

31:53I so much enjoyed the evening, our evening, that when we...

32:00The evening just vanished.

32:02It slipped away.

32:03I couldn't believe we were saying goodnight.

32:05I didn't want to say goodnight.

32:07And you didn't?

32:08No.

32:09No.

32:10I don't want...

32:11Please.

32:12I don't want you to think that I was lacking in respect.

32:16Please, please, please, stop going on about it!

32:26Della?

32:27I just wanted to say I won't be coming back tonight.

32:30Thank you for letting me know.

32:31Well, I don't want you waiting up all night for me, do I?

32:34Stop.

32:38I can't tell you.

32:45Dear Daddy,

32:47You said that your ambition for me was to see me become the first woman director of the

32:51company.

32:52And you know, I believe, I truly believe that one day I will achieve that ambition.

32:58I'm working very, very hard for it.

33:01So, it's lucky that things have worked out so well at home.

33:05My new flatmate is an angel.

33:15He won't turn up now.

33:17How do you know?

33:18Oh, do me a favour.

33:20Told you from the start it was a waste of time.

33:23For God's sake, Rosie, I thought you had more sense.

33:26But you made a mistake.

33:27No, you made a mistake.

33:29Yeah, well, I like making mistakes.

33:57And now I'm working with you.

34:00We'll be okay.

34:00And you're okay.

34:01Okay.

34:02I don't know.

34:03I don't know.

34:04Here you are.

34:28So you're just going to sit here all night, then?

34:31Maybe.

34:32Dreaming of that arsehole?

34:33Yeah.

34:34Yeah, that's what I'll do.

34:35I'll sit here all night, dreaming of that arsehole.

34:37I'll give up.

34:38You're already out of it, Rosie.

34:40Do you know?

34:41Oh, just piss off.

34:42Yeah?

34:43Piss off!

34:44All right.

34:45All right.

34:46All right.

34:47I'm coming.

34:48I'm coming.

34:49I'm coming.

34:50I'm coming.

34:51I'm coming.

34:52I'm coming.

34:53All right, all right, all right, up it, up it.

35:04Just turn me in the door, all right.

35:16Jella!

35:19Jella, open the door!

35:23Open up, for Christ's sake, I can't get in the back way!

35:29Open the door!

35:36You bolted the bloody gate.

35:38I thought you weren't coming back.

35:41You locked me out in the street. Even my mother never did that.

35:45You said you wouldn't be coming back tonight.

35:48Yeah, well, I wasn't bloody planning to, was I?

35:51Then why did you?

35:53I got stood up.

35:55I got stood up, didn't I?

35:57I waited and waited and then there was nowhere for me to go

36:00and then I can't get in my own bloody flat because you locked me out.

36:06That's not my bloody night, is it?

36:08You're drunk.

36:11You'd be drunk if you had the night I've had.

36:14You'd better go to bed.

36:15Don't tell me when to go to bed.

36:17Who do you think you are?

36:19What gives you the right to...

36:22Oh, shit.

36:23Well, I don't know.

36:28Maybe he couldn't help it. Maybe...

36:31Sort it out tomorrow.

36:32Don't do that!

36:34Where the hell are you coming from, sort it out tomorrow?

36:38We're not bloody machines, you know. Things don't run like clockwork.

36:42Things just happen.

36:43I'd like to go to bed, please, if you don't mind.

36:45I'd like to go to bed, please, if you don't mind.

36:49What else do you do but go to bed and go to work and go to bed?

36:53I'm sorry you've had a rotten night. I'm sorry I locked you out, but please, I'm tired...

36:58Then go to bloody bed or do you think I'm going to murder you?

37:02What is it with you? Why are you so paranoid?

37:05I'm not paranoid.

37:06So what happened that night with you and Mr Adrian?

37:10All that crap you came out with?

37:13I feel sorry for the poor sod.

37:16What is it with you and men, hmm?

37:31Sorry.

37:33Take no notice of me. I'm out my head. I don't know what I'm saying.

37:39I had a really bad night.

37:42I've not had anything to eat.

37:50Where's the knife?

37:54This isn't going to work.

37:57What?

37:58This arrangement.

38:00What arrangement?

38:01I think it's in the best interest for both of us for you to find somewhere else.

38:04Are you throwing me out?

38:06I'm not throwing you out. You can stay here until you find somewhere else.

38:09But I think it'd be best if you started looking straight away.

38:12Why?

38:14We're just very different people.

38:16But what am I supposed to have done?

38:19I don't bring my friends round here, do I?

38:22No.

38:23I haven't played my music or used your phone not once, believe me.

38:27But then you're hardly ever here.

38:28So what have you got to complain about?

38:30I told you. You just don't get on. We're very different people.

38:33I know. I know we are. But we could try. We could try and work it out.

38:37No. It wouldn't work.

38:39I try. I do my best. I know you're very tidy and I'm very sloppy by your standards.

38:44But I do try. I do my share of dusting and cleaning. I wash all my dishes and put them away after meals.

38:53I mean, what more can I do?

38:55Nothing. I'm not asking you to do any more.

38:58I can't live like this. There's nothing more to say. Nothing.

39:02Nothing.

39:32Della.

39:33What?

39:35How long are we going to carry on with this cold war?

39:37Cold war?

39:39I thought we were friends. I thought we got on well together.

39:43I thought we understood each other. But I just don't get it. The way you're acting.

39:49Is there somebody else?

39:51Somebody else.

39:52At least that would make sense. At least that way I could understand the way you've...

39:56The way you've been freezing me out. I just don't understand.

39:58Isn't it obvious? After the way you behaved.

40:01Della, I just did what any normal may have.

40:03Normal? You call that normal?

40:06Yes, I do. I'm sorry if I've done anything.

40:09You're lucky I didn't report you.

40:11Oh, come on, Della.

40:12I mean it. You'd better go.

40:15You'd better go now.

40:18Please, go.

40:22Dear Daddy, you were right. You always are right. You've always warned me never to take people at face value.

40:41The marketing manager, I can't bring myself to mention his name, who seemed such a gentleman, proved to be...

40:52So, what the hell happened to you last night?

40:56Oh, amazing things happened to me last night.

40:58Yeah, amazing things happened last night. I lost my bloody flat because of you.

41:02Look, Roger...

41:03Don't bullshit me, Chris. I waited here till after one o'clock, so where the hell were you?

41:08In Glasgow.

41:10Glasgow!

41:11You knew I'd be waiting here. So why didn't you try and get hold of me? Why didn't you call me?

41:16No, I know. I did try, but the line was engaged.

41:18No, no, you didn't try. Or if you did try, you didn't try hard enough. If I mattered to you, you should have kept on trying.

41:25Wait a minute, Ros...

41:26Piss off, Chris!

41:37You a little shit. Do you know that?

41:40Look, calm down. Have a drink. And let me tell you the news.

41:56Piss off...

42:14So?

42:36So he's been going on about this club for years.

42:39I just thought it was nonsense but now he's got it.

42:42The grand opening at once in an end.

42:45So, when did you go?

42:47I was going up there as soon as possible.

42:49Yeah, but when?

42:50Next week.

42:51That's great.

42:52It's great news, it's just what you wanted, isn't it?

42:56Do you want to come with me?

43:12I'll be right back.

43:24I don't know.

43:54Rosamund.

44:00Psst! Rosamund, where's the loo?

44:09Sorry about that.

44:24My knee, my knee.

44:28My knee, my knee.

44:30Oh.

44:32My knee, my knee.

44:42My knee, my knee.

44:46Ow!

44:48Ow!

44:50Ow!

44:52Ow!

44:54Ow!

44:56Why do you think Donna Galway attacked Christopher Maitland

44:58Why do you think Della Galway attacked Christopher Maitland with a knife?

45:14I don't know.

45:16Was she a nervous sort of person?

45:19Did she worry about burglars?

45:20Della Galway was obsessed.

45:23Mrs Swanson was nervous about burglars, but Della wasn't.

45:26But she did think that Mr Maitland was a burglar, didn't she?

45:29No way.

45:30Then why did she...

45:31She didn't like me going out.

45:33Why?

45:35Didn't she like being left alone in the flat?

45:37She had some kind of hang-up about men.

45:40She couldn't make it with them.

45:42I'd never met anyone like her.

45:44She was a one-off.

45:46She was very conscientious.

45:49Very controlled.

45:52Maybe she was too controlled.

45:55Della?

45:55I was very fond of her.

45:59There was something...

46:01I don't know.

46:04She was the best boss I ever worked for.

46:06Always so meticulous.

46:09She had everything at her fingertips.

46:11Completely under her control.

46:13She thought she was Wonder Woman.

46:15But all she had was her work, her career.

46:18It's all she ever lived for.

46:19And she hated me and Rosie for having a good time together.

46:22I think she was jealous of us.

46:24She had some kind of hang-up about men.

46:31She couldn't make it with them.

46:34And she wouldn't let me bring Chris to the flat.

46:37But...

46:37But that night, he brought me home.

46:40And when she heard us and...

46:42And came out and saw him.

46:45The man.

46:47My man in the flat.

46:49It...

46:50It sent her over the edge.

46:53It drove her crazy.

46:56Oh, Chris.

46:59My poor Chris.

47:00Yeah, she's okay.

47:01Yeah, she's okay.

47:06She was really weird.

47:12I think...

47:13I think the only man she cared about was her father.

47:16Her father?

47:18She was always going on about him.

47:21Her father's dead.

47:22But she was always writing him letters.

47:30Her father was murdered when she was a child.

47:32You said I wouldn't like sharing, Daddy.

47:55And you were absolutely right.

47:57I didn't like sharing at all.

48:00I'm so much better living on my own.

48:02I feel so much more secure.

48:05And where I am now, in my own little room, I feel utterly safe.

48:10I've never felt so safe in my whole life.

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