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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail with my mouth.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out!
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04Alright, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17Let's go.
04:18Let's go.
04:19Let's go.
04:20Let's go.
04:21Let's go.
04:22Let's go.
04:23Let's go.
04:24Let's go.
04:25Let's go.
04:26Let's go.
04:27Let's go.
04:28Let's go.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:48you. What can I get for you? I'll take a black coffee. Coffee? Yeah.
05:03Acting not going so well? I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love. Fine. I want a divorce. Did you hear him? I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to see you in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open, if not for yourself or Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea. Okay. What is that? I want to hire you. You want to hire me? To pretend to be in
05:36love with me. An acting gig. I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know, like a happy couple. Oh, um, yeah. I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you
05:53need the money. What do you say? Deal. Deal.
06:03Come on. Two more. Last one. Okay. Good work. Good work. Yeah. Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good. You ready? As ready as I could be.
06:27I'm going to be an actor. You what? Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right? Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but
06:41look, man, she's super sweet, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request. Look, man, I just need something. Something different. You know,
06:56I can't do this anymore. I'm just sick of this lifestyle, and I just feel so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight. You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:06Yeah. Okay. Crazy things have happened. I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino. And you'll see. She's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss. Another set?
07:17Okay.
07:18Oh, my God. Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon. No idea what you're doing.
07:28What's this? Oh, no. Let's do. It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:38Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:58I don't know.
07:59Oh, fuck.
08:08No, no, no, no, no.
08:11Ah, fucking no.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:24Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:38Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice, too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:47No, thank you.
08:52I'm fine.
08:58This is gonna be great.
09:02Okay.
09:06Come on, Benji. Come on.
09:09You can do it, Benji. Come on.
09:12Come on, Benji. Hit the ball for once.
09:15Let's go, Benji.
09:18You're doing great.
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:24Looking good as always.
09:27Looking good as always.
09:28Somebody likes you.
09:29Shut up.
09:30All right, Benji.
09:31He does.
09:32Nice with that dribble.
09:34Nice.
09:41Oh, my God. That's him.
09:43That's who?
09:49Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:57He's coming over.
09:58What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George.
10:00Hey, Delilah.
10:01Oh, for Christ's sake. Man up, boy.
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God. Can I go?
10:12I'm so bored.
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God. I have a mini-pedi.
10:17Come on. Let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George. I'm the last new boyfriend.
10:29Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:36Yes.
10:37Yeah.
10:38We are dating.
10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:43He's an actor.
10:45Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:48Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:53Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
11:00Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Boopy.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:13I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19Alright, I think I'm gonna get going.
11:21But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes.
11:24Yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27See you tomorrow.
11:31Girl.
11:33You better tell me everything now.
11:35No, no, no, no, no.
11:45You're not supposed to do that.
11:46I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts.
11:49I still think this is a harebrained idea.
11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life
11:54where I can be a normal person.
11:57Nobody after my money or my status
11:59or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:06I do have to say,
12:07it's nice to see you smile again.
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:16And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:21Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case,
12:28but you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:51Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:54Well, hello.
13:00Hello there.
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes.
13:11Oh, my.
13:23Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a lousy landlord.
13:28Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:32Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi.
13:40I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah.
13:46What if?
13:47Yeah.
13:48Bye.
13:49That was so strange.
13:51I know.
13:51Well, that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
14:04Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:07Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you going to do?
14:27Uh, same.
14:28Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:33Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:37Sure.
14:39Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:49So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
15:00my happy ending, and then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair, and then we got a divorce.
15:13And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support, my roof is leaking, my car is useless, and I work in a diner.
15:24So, best laid plans, I guess?
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44Hey, well.
15:46Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure, uh, split the bill.
16:00Check, please.
16:01Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit, he won't pay child support, and he works at Lestile, but I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:25Or he might figure out who I am, so the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:39Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:45Let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
17:03What's going on?
17:05Someone about the building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:08What?
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:25Whoę³ about the building.
17:42Bye.
17:46Oh, my God.
18:46You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:52Delinquency of child support?
18:55Anyway...
19:01We need to talk.
19:21I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32That's her address.
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am.
19:42You got it.
19:44Yeah.
19:45And don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
19:47I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um...
20:00We should do it again sometime.
20:03I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:11Well, good night.
20:15Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what?
20:37Who?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:46I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:58Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:02Oh, my God.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:13I guess my look is finally changing.
21:15What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:32Ah, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Roland's gonna call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:45Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:24Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:34I think that we should practice kissing.
22:56I think that we should practice kissing.
22:59I think that would be a good idea.
23:03I think that would be a good idea.
23:03I think that's right.
23:05Everything.
23:06I think that we should practice kissing.
23:09Are we going to practice her?
23:12Okay.
23:19Yes.
24:20Oh, okay, yeah.
24:21Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay.
24:34No, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go.
24:42Come on, finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:44I don't want to eat this.
24:48Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We got it.
24:50Come on.
24:51Okay.
24:55Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:02Hi.
25:15So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:17I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip.
25:25Zilch.
25:26Nada.
25:29How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:32Ow.
25:33That hoot.
25:36Damn it.
25:37How dare she?
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:00Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, ow, damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta, I mean, ow.
26:12All right, all right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:30There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Aw, come on, Rev.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:51No.
26:52No.
26:53No.
26:54Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen, we all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27We can be.
27:30Rev, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:39And it is.
27:41But messy misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you,
27:56whether you make it or not.
27:58Thanks.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:05And look, we believe in you,
28:07but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:11Yeah.
28:16I can do it.
28:20Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:47Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, D, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My, uh, company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week,
28:58and I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony. I'm...
29:03I'm actually with him now, so...
29:07With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:17Pretending to help Benji?
29:21I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew. Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go. Come on. Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't. I really fucking...
29:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest
29:47I don't even remember entering.
29:49And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52Hmm.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
29:56Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa!
29:57Come on!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this. I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:03You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around. Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:12Listen, sorry. It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money...
30:18Uh...
30:19You got me.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:36Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:40uh dino is is my my cousin yeah but he called you boss yeah his nickname from when we were kids
30:54he was a real bossy sob yeah that's right i was just heading home when i heard screaming
31:00lucky coincidence yeah very lucky thank you dino thank you anytime we should go
31:07hey let's not tell benji about what happened i think it will really scare him
31:17i um i what look i don't know what i would do if something were to happen to you
31:27i think i would maybe what's going on i'm falling for you i'm in love with you
31:37no you aren't yes i am and what's so wrong with that listen george you are something really good
31:46that's come into my life because of a silly idea that i had
31:51okay the plan worked okay benji's fine he thinks that we're in love yeah because we are
31:58no we aren't yes we are no love ruins everything okay love was not part of the deal here part of
32:07the deal what about the other night hmm the other night was a mistake and that will never happen
32:14again are you serious yeah whatever delilah i did i'm not that type of guy but if you're that type of
32:24girl then my bad oh i am not that kind of girl at all and you better take that back delilah
32:32girl whatever you know i'm gonna go
32:36hey boss how about i heat you up some soup dino dino dino man women are nothing but trouble
32:56you know they think they know what they want then they get what they want and that actually is not
33:02even what they wanted and women are trouble that's that's the bottom line that's what i'm trying to say
33:07here i'm sorry man no it's fine dino you should go home straight to your wife because you got a good
33:17one yes sir and you should cherish her yes sir yeah
33:22my husband is a good car and you should go home
33:36his mom is a great man
33:46that's why her husband is a great man
33:48There's nothing in here.
34:18Oh, jeez.
34:48Tell me what you got.
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere.
35:00What?
35:03They've seen my face.
35:05I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing!
35:10Get out!
35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should have saw how big the guy was.
35:16You idiot.
35:23Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it?
35:27What's wrong?
35:30Okay.
35:31I have to show you something.
35:34You can't laugh, okay?
35:36What?
35:37Of course.
35:38Anything for you, boobie.
35:44Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:53Thank you, boobie.
35:54Wow, incredible.
35:57Wow, incredible.
36:27Boobie.
36:28Mama's in the mood.
36:29Boobie.
36:30Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:34Boobie.
36:35Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:51Booby.
36:52Poopy!
37:23George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:44George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:47Benji misses you. I miss you.
37:53Call me.
38:10Fine.
38:12Barone, 7 o'clock. This better be important.
38:17Listen, I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee? Just a coffee.
38:30Okay. Slam Dunkin' Coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
38:34Uh, hey Dino.
38:35Yes, boss.
38:36Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange and I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:49Consider it done.
38:53Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
38:54No.
38:55I've been thinking about us.
38:57Us.
38:58I've been thinking about us.
38:59Us.
39:00There is no us.
39:01But there is.
39:02There could be.
39:03When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:06We're a family.
39:07We're a family.
39:08We're the perfect family.
39:09You've got to be kidding me.
39:10How dare you.
39:11How dare you.
39:12there is no us
39:14but there is
39:15there could be
39:17when i saw you with that guy at the little league game
39:22i knew i made a big mistake
39:24we're a family
39:26we're the perfect family
39:29you've got to be kidding me
39:32how dare you
39:36how dare you
39:43sharon boopy
39:44this was not my idea
39:47you're lying
39:48you're trying to steal my man
39:50i already told you he's mine you slut
39:52tell her
39:53this was your idea
39:55he wants us to get back together
39:57oh
39:58i don't know what you're talking about
40:00sharon she begged me to meet her
40:02she said it was an emergency
40:03something about benji
40:05you coward
40:06she grabbed my hand
40:09she was begging me
40:10it was pathetic
40:11okay
40:12take that you slut
40:23i cannot believe that i agreed to have dinner with you
40:26you're a worm
40:27and you're fucking crazy
40:31and this man
40:33does not
40:35pay his child support
40:36poopy
40:42don't even start
40:43what the hell is this
40:44you're embarrassing me
40:45it's disgusting
40:46let's go
40:47let's go
40:48come on
40:48hey
40:55hey
40:55hey
40:58thank you for meeting with me
41:01i'm happy to see you
41:03yeah
41:05what do you want delilah
41:06i've been thinking
41:10about us
41:11about our conversation
41:13the other week
41:15and
41:15what you said
41:17look
41:19what i said
41:24was wrong
41:24and i made a mistake
41:25and i was confused
41:27what do you mean
41:29you were confused
41:30how was dinner last night
41:31with andy
41:34what
41:36i said
41:37how was dinner last night
41:38with andy
41:38how do you know
41:41how do you know about that
41:41ah
41:42so you did have dinner with him
41:45and you held hands
41:46how romantic
41:48oh my god
41:49did you have me followed
41:50you're not even denying it
41:52oh god
41:54i had dinner with andy last night
41:57because he asked to talk about benji
41:59yeah
41:59and then he grabbed my hand
42:02and then his girlfriend
42:03threw wine in my face
42:05right
42:06yeah right
42:06and then i went home
42:08and i did some soul searching
42:09and i realized that i have feelings for you
42:11but now i realize i was wrong
42:14you're just an asshole
42:16and you're just a lonely woman
42:20who's shut down
42:23and has to pay somebody
42:24to even pretend to love her
42:25god
42:26oh
42:28i hope i never
42:32have to see you again
42:34christ
42:38mom
42:45yeah hon
42:47can i ask you a
42:49personal question
42:50well i guess that depends on what the question is
42:54where's george
42:56george
42:58you heard me
43:00where's george
43:01um
43:03did he have a fight
43:05well
43:07did he break up
43:09sometimes grown-ups
43:19they
43:19they have to make decisions
43:21well it's okay
43:23you broke up
43:25don't worry about it
43:27i'm used to it
43:28i'm sorry benji
43:31i really am
43:34what's in your car george
43:49thank you for meeting with me
43:58yeah i was surprised that you called
44:00um
44:02are you here alone
44:03yeah i snuck out
44:05mom's a rocker
44:06roland fell asleep on the couch
44:07he does it every time
44:08don't tell mom
44:09okay
44:11i want to talk about mom
44:14look benji i don't think that there's much to talk about there
44:18mom was being super sad
44:20and i'm sorry to hear about that
44:23you know she loves you
44:25right
44:25wait what
44:27i can tell
44:29benji it's not what you think
44:32look
44:32your mom hired me
44:36i know you've been pretending
44:37what
44:39i know you've been pretending
44:40that you love each other
44:41so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple
44:44listen i may be a kid but i'm not stupid
44:46but
44:47and you love her too
44:48but there's
44:49so i'd like the two of you to stop the shenanigans
44:51and please get back together
44:53deal
44:54deal
44:58delilah delilah delilah
45:03what
45:04what
45:04how
45:05a friend of a friend of an ex
45:07had the two sets of tickets to the le couture fashion style show
45:10and i couldn't use them and
45:12gave them to me
45:13what
45:14wait that is like
45:16huge
45:17anyone is gonna be at that fashion show
45:19i knew
45:21let's just say the relationship didn't go well
45:23and guilt
45:25baby guilt
45:26and guess who's gonna be my date
45:30who
45:31you silly
45:32what
45:33wait those are my designs
45:41what
45:42those look exactly like my dresses
45:44you see
45:45oh my god they do
45:47we have to go
45:50boopie
45:57i think we're gonna change the fashion world
46:14oh i agree boopie
46:15there they are
46:18ladies and gentlemen
46:22before we end this magical show
46:24we have a very special treat
46:26today
46:27after years of secrecy
46:29le style couture
46:30will finally reveal its company's
46:33owner
46:34founder
46:34and primary designer
46:36oh
46:37oh my god
46:39we're fucked
46:40oh my god
46:43ladies and gentlemen
46:44please
46:45put your hands together for none other than
46:47justin fitzgerald
46:49isn't that
47:00yes
47:01george
47:05did you know about that
47:11yeah
47:11he gave me the tickets
47:13but how could you keep this a secret from me
47:15did you know about that
47:17yeah
47:18he gave me the tickets
47:19but how could you keep this a secret from me
47:21not a secret milo
47:22a surprise
47:23kill benji
47:24yeah
47:24kill benji
47:26wow
47:27i feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders
47:31you know they say that the truth will set you free
47:34oh my god
47:36well
47:37i feel like i've been free for the first time in so many years
47:41and the truth is
47:43i've fallen deeply in love
47:47with delilah james
47:50the greatest and latest design discovery
47:54and the love of my life
47:56holy fuck
47:59damn it
48:01this isn't fair
48:02so on this magnificent day
48:04it is my greatest pleasure
48:05to introduce our premiere line of showing
48:08of wedding dresses
48:09designed by
48:10my love
48:11delilah
48:11disgusting
48:36oh but before we end tonight's festivities
48:49i do have one more important thing to say
48:51and it is very important
48:53oh but before we end tonight's festivities
49:02i do have one more important thing to say
49:04and it is very important
49:06Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:13Oh, we're ready to go.
49:16Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:46Yes.
49:56What?
49:59Yes.
50:01You will?
50:02I will.
50:03You will.
50:16The clothing is disgusting.
50:20Terrible.
50:21Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop!
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop!
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:34I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:43Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
50:47But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth,
50:54and your joy.
50:56Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
51:03What can you do when you put together to leave?
51:06That's something that might be the most serious questions.
51:07You hope you can have thanks to the most important questions in your life.
51:09So when you put together, I will try to encourage you to put together the most unexpected questions in your life.
51:12That's a better chance.
51:13That's better.
51:14And I will try to remember to help you.
51:15That's better.
51:16What's your experience, father?
51:17That's a better experience.
51:18I really am.
51:19I didn't think that's better.
51:21I'm afraid what's your experience, not a better experience, but I'm afraid.
51:23I'm afraid I'm afraid to help you.
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