00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:53I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:59You just got pucked, Dora.
01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:23Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:38Get with Leo, lose my big card.
01:51You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:57Idiot.
01:58To die a virgin.
01:59No.
02:00If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
02:04Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
02:10Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:17Dora.
02:18Can it wait?
02:19I'm just, I'm a little busy.
02:24Leo, I have been in love with you for years. I think we would make a great team. I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
02:49Oh my god!
02:59What did she just say?
03:00She's a virgin. L-M-A-O.
03:02How sweet. A pleading little virgin.
03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:13What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:18Pretty. Hey. I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:27It's funny. Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
03:33I can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:36Wait. I totally can.
03:41But I do love what you've done with your hair.
03:50Don't have a mustache?
03:52I'll just...I'll leave you guys. Go.
03:57And this...it's interesting.
04:02Women have a choice for...they can be appealing, or they can be you.
04:11I like this cardigan.
04:14Mmm. So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
04:20Leo's hot. You're not.
04:25Leo's rich. Poor. We're in your out.
04:30Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:34Mindy.
04:38Know your place, nerd.
04:40In the library, picking your nose with the other magnets.
04:43Now, you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
04:57What the hell? I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
05:18What the hell?
05:19Over here, let's go.
05:20Over here, let's go.
05:21Over here, let's go.
05:22What the hell?
05:24You look out?
05:40You don't have a towel.
05:41What?
05:42This is an awful lot, right?
05:44I was thinking people.
05:46oh come on it's not that bad i just told leo that i was in love with them but mindy was there
05:55so now the whole school's gonna know that i'm a virgin are you in there trying to slip on some
06:01guy in the shower come on i know you're in there virgin i can smell library dust and eye glass
06:07cleaner
06:21oh troy no virgins here but you already knew that right goodbye ex-boyfriend
06:37thank you
06:41oh that's so fast you are the ignorer i saved you now you own it big time
06:51no way guys like you only want one thing
06:57such a help help pass you now
07:00listen i've got a really weird tech situation and i know you're good with that kind of stuff
07:07but it's got to be kept real secret if you got a virus from the porn site that's your own problem
07:11what no no some stranger's putting money into my account and i'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like i'm throwing games
07:18match fixing that also sounds super dodgy i'm not touching it
07:24wait wait what if we did a deal
07:31you help me and i help you get leo
07:34boom swinging for fifth base in no time
07:38it's a sexual reference for you wants to have sex with leo
07:45it's not just sex
07:48i love leo
07:50i've been waiting for him
07:53so do we have a deal
07:55okay but i need to clear something up fifth base i thought it was fourth
08:03you got some work to do
08:05you think i'm a joke
08:08it's called teasing door
08:11do you want leo or no
08:14so you can teach me how to flirt and you know do things
08:24you want me to teach you how to kiss the lab
08:33i just want to know what leo will expect
08:37i'm not super familiar with this stuff
08:42all right
08:46maybe we should tackle it in order
08:48list it for me
08:50flirting fashion technique
08:52okay so you spend some time thinking about this
08:55all right flirting skills first and then boom
08:58fifth base sounds good just uh don't forget about fashion
09:02and we need a deadline how about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team
09:07you can make a big move there it's only two weeks away
09:11calm down you're not that hopeless we can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics
09:16okay sounds good
09:20my whole life is gonna change go team
09:25oh turkey gotcha
09:26dora just the person i wanted to see oh
09:38shit i wanted to say that i'm sorry about yesterday
09:44you did yeah i was just feeling really insecure because
09:48i really like leo but i shouldn't have reacted that way
09:56yeah okay thanks
10:01did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight you should totally come
10:04all of us lost rv cards at the cake parties didn't we girls
10:20do you know what the hell dora do you even live here so freaking neat i like that it's organized
10:38what are you doing check and see if your underwear is color coded
10:42you're probably a mass solution of the week on it
10:49my underwear is none of your business
10:53i mean it kind of is
10:57if you want my help landing leo
10:59can we please stop talking about my underwear
11:23just what are you doing
11:24you have such incredible eyes dora
11:31i never noticed how beautiful they are before
11:37they're just eyes
11:39i have two of them like everyone else
11:43come on dora i was flirting with you
11:46this is why i need help
11:51why couldn't i see what you were doing
11:52just be open to signals don't be dora the ignorer
12:00can i bore you
12:03why would you care
12:13because you have such beautiful eyes
12:16you're flirting again
12:25yeah you're supposed to say something flirty back
12:28something flirty back
12:34i know i will practice on leo at the party tonight
12:37what do you think
12:38why not
12:42but just remember you've still got your training wheels on
12:45don't expect miracles
12:47we'll need to have another flirting lesson
12:50okay
13:00all right
13:02all right
13:04i'll grab us a drink
13:05just
13:07try to be cool
13:09dude when am i not cool
13:11oh my god there's leo you're worth a million of him but you have no idea yeah good luck
13:24hey hey i felt you staring at me from over there was i
13:43i'm sorry if i was weird yesterday you don't gotta say it i mean he's a bitch
13:52and you're awesome i am i am
13:57hey hey sorry i don't need to interrupt school cool
14:14sorry if i was being weird yesterday
14:20you don't gotta say it's cool okay
14:25yes she does doesn't she girls
14:32whatever it is
14:35and i think it is her vagina
14:39it's like a vagina only a dryer we call it
14:44adora
14:50what the hell do you think you're doing
14:53i'm doing nothing
14:55she needs you
14:56it's you're nothing
14:58oh i thought you were talking about how much lube you need
15:02she buys an inventi size tube
15:06how cute
15:07but with how many guys you're seeing it's probably up to trenta right
15:11don't you dare laugh
15:20it's about me all of a sudden
15:22what do you see in her
15:31dora the borer
15:34what does her bony body make your boner look bigger
15:38she's great
15:44it's as simple as that maybe
15:46do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic
15:53little needy virgin
15:55why does dora being a virgin bother you so much
16:00i think it's kind of sweet
16:08this is just the start you sexless ironing board
16:14get ready for the plan i have specifically for you in five minutes
16:22come on
16:31come on
16:32i'll tell you something about it
16:37wait here
16:40i'll grab you some drinks and some snacks
16:47leo i have been in love with you for years i think we'd make a great team i've been saving myself for you and i want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month
17:00next month
17:03ow this is not the real chicken but lady nuts
17:07could you beat any more dust
17:10i don't know
17:12i don't know
17:13can you do it
17:14ready
17:16okay
17:17take my virginity
17:19take my virginity
17:20take my virginity
17:21take my virginity
17:22take my virginity
17:23take my virginity
17:24take my virginity
17:26take my virginity
17:28take my virginity
17:30take my virginity
17:32Please, stop.
17:49Please let me go.
18:02Leon, where are you?
18:17Hopefully he doesn't see me like this.
18:25Please, please let me go.
18:30Mom, honey, you wanna go?
18:33Please.
18:35You can go.
18:37We just wanna hear you say it one more time.
18:41Say, take my virginity.
18:45Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
18:55That's enough!
18:57That's enough!
19:00And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
19:09I don't care what anyone says.
19:13When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
19:17You're wrong.
19:19I'll finish it.
19:22I'll get you, Tish.
19:35I'll get you, Tish.
19:36I'll get you, Tish.
19:40I'll get you, Tish.
19:41I'm sorry.
19:53I'm usually a crier.
19:55I'm usually a crier.
19:58You can't let Mindy get to you.
20:00Okay, you need to fight back.
20:02Like with a shark.
20:03You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:08Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:13You remind me of my little sister.
20:17Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
20:21I mean, she's eight.
20:22I really hope so.
20:24It reminds you of an eight-year-old?
20:28No.
20:29No.
20:30Stop crying.
20:37It's all gonna be okay.
20:39Yeah.
20:40It's easy for you to say.
20:43You have to go to the hockey team.
20:46Everyone loves you.
20:49And I'm just...
20:52Dora.
20:54I think you're pretty great.
21:01And that should count for something, since I'm apparently so amazing.
21:07I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
