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Full Episode Of Mafia Boss Takes Highschool
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00:00:00So, this is our second date, and I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:00:09Where did you go to college?
00:00:11I didn't. I dropped out of high school.
00:00:15Wow. Um, and then what do you do for work?
00:00:21Um, yeah. I'm gonna get you coffee.
00:00:30Watch where you're going, greaseball!
00:00:37Sorry, friend?
00:00:39Yeah, I'm not your friend. Why don't you fuck off to the dog track wherever Slime Lake you hangs out?
00:00:44Why don't we all come down?
00:00:49This isn't a strip club. You can't smoke.
00:00:54It was unless...
00:00:56It was an accident.
00:00:57Who thought you could speak, bitch?
00:00:59Excuse me?
00:01:02You are fucking excuse me!
00:01:06You need to leave.
00:01:08Now.
00:01:09You want it, please?
00:01:10Bring it! I'll kick your scummy ass!
00:01:14You're gonna be sorry! I have powerful friends in this town!
00:01:27Not as powerful as I am.
00:01:44You see? I'm Will O'Connell. Head of the O'Connell Crime Family.
00:01:50All of the O'Connell Family.
00:01:52All of the O'Connell Family.
00:01:53All of the O'Connell Family.
00:01:56What is this?
00:01:59Clear out the trash.
00:02:02No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:02:05Please don't kill me! No! No! No!
00:02:09My apologies.
00:02:12Now where were we?
00:02:15Hell no!
00:02:16Jane! Jane!
00:02:17Help!
00:02:18Jane wait!
00:02:19I am NOT going out for the gait!
00:02:21Jane what?!
00:02:22Come on!
00:02:23Stop calling!
00:02:24Come on beautiful, see you later Jeng.
00:02:29Sorry boys.
00:02:30I have to kick in the twins.
00:02:33But I lost at a second she found out I'm a high school dropout.
00:02:38No one respects a high school dropout.
00:02:41Nah, you should have shown me your bank account.
00:02:49I'm serious, the thing was I was good in high school.
00:02:52I crushed calculus.
00:02:56Maybe you should think about going back to the, be like that hill over here.
00:03:06Yeah, maybe not that kid, Jengso.
00:03:09But honestly, it would be good.
00:03:12I wish I would have another shot at high school.
00:03:19What a great GG.
00:03:22I could just.
00:03:23I could.
00:03:24I could.
00:03:25Look up.
00:03:26Great.
00:03:26It's hard to.
00:03:57Ugh. What happened? I wish I had another shot of his eyes. Oh shit. Am I in the hospital? Or what's wrong with my eyes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get him out of here right now. I recognize that voice. That's Silly. One of my low-level guys. Get up. I'm taking him home. The clothes are in the bag.
00:04:25Why would he take me home? He's not my driver. Put on your glasses. Let's go. Glasses? That means now. I'm talking to you. Hey, shit for brains. Move now. What the hell did you just call me?
00:04:42What the fuck?
00:04:50Huh. What the fuck?
00:04:55What the fuck?
00:05:04Whoa! Language! Do you have any idea the mess you've been causing? Huh?
00:05:11Oh shit. Somehow, I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:05:14Sully. It's me. It's me. What have I told you about calling me Sully? I am your father and you will show me the respect I deserve.
00:05:27Oh shit. I'm in the body of Sully's son.
00:05:30Okay. You have to listen to me. Listen. I'm that cop. Sully.
00:05:39Is this really how Sully treats his own child? Poor kid.
00:05:42What the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic? Huh?
00:05:47Do you know how much trouble I'm in because of you? You're about to find out.
00:05:52That's a very bad decision.
00:05:53You want to pop punch a little girl and you're about to cry like one two. You never learn how to act like a Sully then.
00:06:01I couldn't imagine a bigger emotion.
00:06:04What the hell is going on in here?
00:06:06Thank God.
00:06:07I'm just in time to watch me teach my son to fucking look. Hey!
00:06:12What the fuck's a man with you?
00:06:14Hey!
00:06:16Look at me. Look.
00:06:17I know this is fucking crazy.
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:21It's me.
00:06:22It's Will.
00:06:24I don't know how this fucking happened.
00:06:26It's me. It's Will.
00:06:27Yeah, you think you're fun? You little piece of shit.
00:06:29You do, Will?
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:31Cause I saw Will die.
00:06:34My son will die!
00:06:39My son will die!
00:06:41My body's dead.
00:06:42So I'm stuck with this one?
00:06:44Hey!
00:06:45Hey!
00:06:46Come on, two seconds away from fucking ending you!
00:06:51Hey!
00:06:52You-
00:06:54You gotta-
00:06:55You gotta listen to me.
00:06:56It's me!
00:06:57It's Will!
00:06:58Say it one more time.
00:06:59Hey!
00:07:00One more fucking time!
00:07:01I can't breathe!
00:07:02You swear what's on our screen?
00:07:03The green did die.
00:07:05Why do you have a trap to save your fucking ass?
00:07:08You're disrespectful to fuck!
00:07:09Buried and swallowed.
00:07:11What do you have to say to yourself?
00:07:14That's a dick and a twister!
00:07:15That's a kick in the twins.
00:07:19That's a kick in the twins.
00:07:27Have you seen?
00:07:31That's a kick in the twins.
00:07:33Ain't it Vincenzo?
00:07:35Only Will called me Vincenzo.
00:07:37Here, take your bag and you're gone now.
00:07:39I need to get away!
00:07:41Now you're gone!
00:07:45You're gone!
00:07:51Dick.
00:07:55Oh shit.
00:08:05About to go to school.
00:08:12I'm the powerful leader of a crime family.
00:08:15I can get through high school.
00:08:17Even trapped in this kid's body.
00:08:21Ew! Don't touch me, fat ass!
00:08:23I'm sorry, I'm just trying to walk to-
00:08:25Are you trying to feel me up?
00:08:27No, I'm just trying to let-
00:08:29Oh my god, is that how you get off?
00:08:31No, I-
00:08:33Come here, it's cool.
00:08:35Look, sorry.
00:08:37Are you staring at my tits?
00:08:39No.
00:08:41Ew, he's staring at my tits!
00:08:43Oh, is there a problem here?
00:08:45Sorry, I was just-
00:08:47This fat fucking freak bothering you, babe?
00:08:49Yeah, he basically molested me and now he won't stop staring at my tits.
00:08:55Oh, you've been stinking my girl?
00:08:57Oh, Jesus.
00:08:59Ugh, he's so gross!
00:09:01I mean, uh, hell, I get it.
00:09:03She's got some great tits.
00:09:05Uh, but-
00:09:07How big is yours?
00:09:09You know what?
00:09:10Uh, let's see how you like it when everyone stares...
00:09:14At your mantis.
00:09:16Ah?
00:09:18You know what?
00:09:19Let's take off his shirt.
00:09:25Let's take off his shirt.
00:09:27Don't you fucking touch me.
00:09:30Grab!
00:09:31Oh, yeah, come here!
00:09:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:37Keep him getting right here, right?
00:09:38Yeah.
00:09:39Oh!
00:09:40Ooh!
00:09:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:09:43I'm gonna be too excited.
00:09:44Oh, what are you?
00:09:46Yeah, what are you?
00:09:47Look at those things!
00:09:52If I ever hit your program on my door again,
00:09:55I will fucking kill you.
00:09:58Ha?
00:09:59Ha!
00:10:00Oh, my God.
00:10:19Hey.
00:10:21Fuck you, bitch.
00:10:25What did you just say to me?
00:10:27I said...
00:10:31Fuck you, bitch.
00:10:37Get back.
00:10:57Fuck you, bitch.
00:11:00Come on.
00:11:01Come on.
00:11:05Oh, my God.
00:11:14Come on.
00:11:15Come on.
00:11:16Come on.
00:11:18Come on.
00:11:19Come on.
00:11:20Come on.
00:11:21Come on.
00:11:22Come on.
00:11:23Hurry, fight.
00:11:29Dean, stop.
00:11:30Dude, you're gonna kill me.
00:11:31Oh, shit.
00:11:33Oh, I just kicked the shit out of that fucking freak.
00:11:37I see.
00:11:41That is what happens when you touch my girl.
00:11:54Hey!
00:11:59Is that all you got?
00:12:01Bitch.
00:12:02I don't know.
00:12:04I'm still unworthy of us.
00:12:06Hey, stop.
00:12:07You're gonna die.
00:12:08I don't fucking care.
00:12:10Come here, Lucy.
00:12:12Come on!
00:12:14Oh, my God!
00:12:16Oh, my God!
00:12:18Oh, my God!
00:12:19Oh, my God!
00:12:21Oh, my God!
00:12:23Oh, my God!
00:12:25Oh, my God!
00:12:26Oh, my God!
00:12:27Oh, my God!
00:12:28Oh, my God!
00:12:29Oh, my God!
00:12:30Oh, my God!
00:12:31Oh, my God!
00:12:32Oh, my God!
00:12:33Oh, my God!
00:12:34Oh, my God!
00:12:35Oh, my God!
00:12:36Oh, my God!
00:12:37Oh, my God!
00:12:39Oh, my God!
00:12:40Oh, my God!
00:12:44Oh, my God!
00:12:46What the hell is going on, Dean?
00:12:48Huh?
00:12:50I can't.
00:12:52I can't.
00:12:55Jesus Christ.
00:13:01I'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumbass son getting himself in the hospital, huh?
00:13:09I'm not your son, son.
00:13:11Yeah, I wish.
00:13:12Believe me.
00:13:14I'm gonna have to pay all your fucking medical bills.
00:13:18What the hell are you thinking?
00:13:19Getting into a fucking fight.
00:13:21You're a weak, fat ass.
00:13:24I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do.
00:13:29Oh, there's only one more thing about him.
00:13:33Vinny?
00:13:34Uh, uh, there's a genie here.
00:13:37What are you doing here?
00:13:38Al, I need to talk to him.
00:13:40Oh, dude, Spencer, this is my son.
00:13:44He's no more of your concern.
00:13:47What?
00:13:50Walk away, son.
00:13:52Walk away right now.
00:13:58Don't come home.
00:13:59I don't want you.
00:14:08The thing you said earlier.
00:14:10I have to pick in the clothes.
00:14:17There's only one guy who will say such a dumb phrase.
00:14:23If you really will, prove it.
00:14:26The first time that we met, I was in a holding cell.
00:14:31I asked you why you were in there.
00:14:34And you looked me dead in the eye and you said,
00:14:36I'll do abuse.
00:14:37What?
00:14:37I said, you're a big dreamer.
00:14:39I'm not.
00:14:39I'm not.
00:14:40I said, I'm not.
00:14:40Her middle name is Meriden.
00:14:42Got a thing where you say your favorite drink is Johnny Red,
00:14:46but the reality is it's a mango-flavored white claw.
00:14:52You're a fucking pussy.
00:14:53You got a statue of the EOE, Mike,
00:14:56underneath your aunt's above-ground pool,
00:14:59which is just fucking stupid.
00:15:01And you lost your virginity with Stevie Rizzo's sister
00:15:04in a handicapped bathroom at the Jersey City Multi-Place.
00:15:07Should I keep going, you fucking home?
00:15:10I'm not sure.
00:15:17Jesus Christ!
00:15:19It's you, boss!
00:15:20It's me.
00:15:21I'm good to see you!
00:15:23It's good to see you, too.
00:15:25You got a broken rib.
00:15:26Yeah, no, no, no, I heard, I heard.
00:15:28You know who the other kid was?
00:15:29King Flanagan.
00:15:30Ash Flanagan's son.
00:15:33Ash Flanagan is an hour-in-fourcer,
00:15:35the guy that I almost didn't hire
00:15:36because he was too brutal.
00:15:37That Ash Flanagan.
00:15:37Yeah, he's sore.
00:15:38If the kid's anything like his father,
00:15:40he's a fucking sociopath.
00:15:42Listen,
00:15:44if you need anything,
00:15:45you're cool with me.
00:15:47Thank you, man.
00:15:48It's good to have you back, boss.
00:15:50It's good to be back.
00:15:50You...
00:16:06Listen, you little bitch.
00:16:10You got lucky in that fight.
00:16:14After all the slingings are over,
00:16:17I am going to reach you,
00:16:19I am going to humiliate you,
00:16:20and then, you know,
00:16:21maybe I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:16:25You have no idea
00:16:26who you're messing with.
00:16:30Oh, really?
00:16:32Because I'm bigger than you.
00:16:35I am stronger than you.
00:16:37I'm richer than you.
00:16:38My dad is a fucking monster.
00:16:40You're a fucking monster.
00:16:41Shh.
00:16:45You're nothing.
00:16:52Vinny,
00:16:53it's time to take back with mine.
00:16:55Are your parents coming
00:17:02to pick you up?
00:17:04Not exactly.
00:17:14How you doing?
00:17:17How you doing?
00:17:18We're good to go, boss.
00:17:25How come that go, boss?
00:17:43I think it's time to get ready
00:17:44for high school, man.
00:18:11Let it go.
00:18:13Bye.
00:18:17Bye.
00:18:20Bye.
00:18:23Bye.
00:18:24Bye.
00:18:25So what are you thinking?
00:18:37Well, I just need a seat.
00:18:38So, uh, just give me whatever the kids will get.
00:18:48So glad you're back at school.
00:18:50Yeah.
00:18:51I mean, they threatened to expel me
00:18:53for being up that piece of shit,
00:18:55but, yeah, I mean, it will never happen.
00:18:57I mean, they know
00:18:58that my dad is lost,
00:19:01and that he killed them if they did.
00:19:04They're not going to rip their lives
00:19:05as a bomb freak.
00:19:08Where is that weak bitch anyway?
00:19:10I haven't seen him in a while.
00:19:12Probably transferred out, you know,
00:19:13after I scared the shit out of him.
00:19:16Good.
00:19:17I'll give you a little toe gave you the crates.
00:19:19Yeah, don't worry, babe.
00:19:21I'll never see that little pussy
00:19:22ever again.
00:19:38Whoa.
00:19:40Who's that?
00:19:45Oh, my God.
00:19:47I'm in love.
00:19:47I'm in love.
00:19:47I'm in love.
00:19:49What the hell are you?
00:19:55Don't recognize me.
00:19:57Bitch.
00:20:00You're in love.
00:20:05Things have changed.
00:20:08Clearly.
00:20:10If any of you even look at me the wrong way
00:20:13or get in my way,
00:20:13I'll take everything you have.
00:20:15Cool?
00:20:15I have to go.
00:20:18I have class.
00:20:20Yeah, whatever.
00:20:23You're a dead man walking.
00:20:26Kaden, you look different.
00:20:28Paige.
00:20:29What the fuck?
00:20:31Yeah, I, um...
00:20:33I got a haircut.
00:20:35That must be it.
00:20:37Come on, bitches.
00:20:39Holy...
00:20:39You should come hang out with us tonight.
00:20:42We're going to Club Razor.
00:20:43Dane's got an in,
00:20:44so you don't even eat P.I.D.
00:20:49You think for one second
00:20:50that I'm going to let this piece of shit
00:20:52see you?
00:20:52Oh, don't worry, Dane.
00:20:53It's kind of you,
00:20:54but I don't need it.
00:20:56Are we having him?
00:20:57Please.
00:20:58Even if you somehow snuck in,
00:21:00you'll never get a table.
00:21:03Don't you want to stand
00:21:03with all the commoners
00:21:04on the dance floor?
00:21:06Ha ha ha ha!
00:21:08I'm a VIP there.
00:21:09I would say that's a VIP table.
00:21:11Oh, VIP.
00:21:12That's great.
00:21:13So then you must know
00:21:14about the, uh, darkroom.
00:21:16What the fuck?
00:21:16I've never heard of any darkroom.
00:21:22Yeah, of course.
00:21:23I'm going there all the time.
00:21:29No way!
00:21:30I heard about the darkroom
00:21:31on TikTok.
00:21:32Where's the way
00:21:33to carpentry and go?
00:21:34Jesus hell!
00:21:35It's true.
00:21:36Wow, Dane.
00:21:37So you can get us all in there.
00:21:38I need us in there.
00:21:39You're not invited.
00:21:43Take it back.
00:21:45If you can get us all in there,
00:21:47which I totally believe you,
00:21:50I'll drop out of school.
00:21:51But if you can't,
00:22:00and I can...
00:22:00Then you have to crawl
00:22:03across the whole quad
00:22:04in your underwear.
00:22:06And...
00:22:07It's my feet.
00:22:09Yes, my feet.
00:22:13Screw you.
00:22:14You.
00:22:23Nice.
00:22:27Hey, how do you even think
00:22:29you're going to get in?
00:22:30Give the bouncer a handjob?
00:22:35That's funny.
00:22:36No.
00:22:37I'll just remind you
00:22:38if it was a place.
00:22:40Ladies?
00:22:42Something nice.
00:22:43What the fuck was that,
00:22:49you sluts?
00:22:51In no...
00:22:53fucking way...
00:22:55am I going to lose this bet?
00:22:56Holy shit, man.
00:23:12I can't believe you guys
00:23:13got us into this place.
00:23:14Dude,
00:23:15we are probably the only
00:23:15high schoolers that have ever
00:23:17set foot in the air.
00:23:17Dude,
00:23:18be cool.
00:23:20And why do you two look like
00:23:22your cat just died?
00:23:23You're literally in
00:23:24the coolest club
00:23:25in the city.
00:23:26I'm just here messing
00:23:27because Caden didn't even
00:23:28show up.
00:23:29We should have waited
00:23:29for him longer.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:32What do you care about
00:23:33that freak?
00:23:34So,
00:23:35he went on an Olympic
00:23:36or something,
00:23:36but
00:23:37he's still gross.
00:23:39Hey, man.
00:23:40What's that drink?
00:23:41Nah, nah,
00:23:42I got us a table.
00:23:43And I'll tell him
00:23:43who I am
00:23:44and they'll
00:23:44get us to the dark room.
00:23:46Okay.
00:23:47Excuse me, sir.
00:23:48Fuck off.
00:23:48You see my last name?
00:23:55Flanagan.
00:23:56Mm-hmm.
00:23:58Do you have any idea
00:23:58who my father is?
00:24:00Hatch Flanagan.
00:24:01As in the very
00:24:02dangerous and
00:24:03high-ranking member
00:24:03of the criminal
00:24:04organization that
00:24:05owns this club.
00:24:09I'm aware, sir.
00:24:10Your policy has been
00:24:11upgraded to the dark room.
00:24:15Damn!
00:24:17Follow me, please, sir.
00:24:18I didn't even
00:24:19need to tell him.
00:24:24Sorry, girls.
00:24:25Looks like
00:24:25your little crush
00:24:26is going to
00:24:26transfer schools.
00:24:33What the fuck?
00:24:35Welcome
00:24:36to the dark room.
00:24:42Please,
00:24:42have a drink.
00:24:44Make yourself comfortable.
00:24:45I'm glad you're here.
00:24:48Except for you, Dane.
00:24:50But hey,
00:24:51great, I'm
00:24:51going to hang over
00:24:51before you have
00:24:52to cross the quad tonight.
00:25:02Please, please,
00:25:03have a seat.
00:25:08Cut the shit,
00:25:09asshole.
00:25:09It was my dad's name
00:25:12who got us in here.
00:25:14Now, how about you
00:25:15stop drinking our alcohol
00:25:16and get the fuck
00:25:18out of here?
00:25:22It was your dad
00:25:23who got you in here?
00:25:27I'm just sure
00:25:27that wasn't yours.
00:25:29Now, see,
00:25:29you guys might not know this,
00:25:30but his dad is also
00:25:32in the O'Connell gang.
00:25:34He mopped the floors.
00:25:35No wonder you smell
00:25:38like trash all the time.
00:25:40They have no idea
00:25:41that I'm really
00:25:42the boss of the O'Connell gang.
00:25:43No, hey,
00:25:44I have a little idea.
00:25:46Would you want to stay here
00:25:47and hang out with us?
00:25:49Then how about you
00:25:50mop the fucking floor
00:25:51like you're dead?
00:25:56Bring your mop and bucket.
00:25:58Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:25:59Do you have any idea
00:26:01who my father is?
00:26:02That's enough!
00:26:03You can please
00:26:10go get the mop and bucket.
00:26:11That would be great.
00:26:19If you'd be so kind
00:26:20to please get a mop and bucket,
00:26:22that would actually be great.
00:26:26Dude,
00:26:26why is she listening to him?
00:26:29Yeah,
00:26:30if you're the one
00:26:30who got us in here,
00:26:31she should be listening to you.
00:26:32You dumbasses.
00:26:34He's probably paying
00:26:35or something.
00:26:36Get him
00:26:37out of my seat.
00:26:39I wouldn't do that
00:26:40for you.
00:26:43Well, that's both of you
00:26:44want all the bouncers
00:26:45in here to break you in half.
00:26:46Just the truth.
00:26:47You don't scare us.
00:26:51You don't scare us.
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54We know who you are.
00:26:56A fat
00:26:57nerd
00:26:58freak.
00:27:01It was too poor
00:27:02to belong in a place
00:27:02like this.
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:04We beat your ass once.
00:27:06We'll do it again.
00:27:07Or
00:27:07even better,
00:27:10I call my dad.
00:27:11He comes down here
00:27:12more than transferring
00:27:14schools.
00:27:14That's the least
00:27:15of your issues.
00:27:16Oh,
00:27:16my God.
00:27:17His dad will kill you.
00:27:19Like,
00:27:19literally.
00:27:21Dude,
00:27:22you're gonna die.
00:27:24For reals.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27You know what?
00:27:28I think I will call him.
00:27:29Tell me you're
00:27:29disrespecting him,
00:27:31me,
00:27:32and this club.
00:27:34You're mopping bucket,
00:27:35sir.
00:27:42You know what?
00:27:43It ain't
00:27:43I'm calling you dad.
00:27:45Or
00:27:46you raise the stakes.
00:27:52What do you think?
00:27:56You raise the stakes.
00:28:03Nah.
00:28:04I am sick
00:28:08of your shit.
00:28:10I'd better see my dad
00:28:11flee you alive.
00:28:15I'm calling him.
00:28:16You can call him
00:28:17if you're a daddy's bitch.
00:28:22Or
00:28:22you can just talk
00:28:23to your daddy's boss.
00:28:24He's right through that door
00:28:25just through there.
00:28:30What are you talking about?
00:28:33You see,
00:28:33there's a VIP.
00:28:37There's a VIP.
00:28:37There's a VIP.
00:28:39You're welcome.
00:28:42There's a third VIP.
00:28:45Which is so secret
00:28:47that it probably
00:28:48shouldn't even exist.
00:28:50Because it's only for gang members
00:28:51and their special guests.
00:28:52I've never heard of that room.
00:28:55I've never seen it on TikTok.
00:28:56Well, sweetie,
00:28:57that's probably because
00:28:58if it was ever posted on TikTok,
00:29:00whoever did that
00:29:01would be at the bottom
00:29:01of the Hudson River
00:29:02with three bullets
00:29:03in the back of their heads.
00:29:07So,
00:29:09gang,
00:29:09what do you say?
00:29:19You raised the stakes a bit.
00:29:21If you can take your
00:29:29preppy little ass
00:29:30through that door
00:29:31and not be stopped,
00:29:33I'll get on the ground right now.
00:29:35I'll mop up for you
00:29:36while you guys party.
00:29:38And at the end of the night,
00:29:38you can come and watch me
00:29:39be beat to death.
00:29:40But
00:29:42if you can't
00:29:45and I can't,
00:29:49you drink this.
00:29:52And
00:29:52just for fun,
00:29:54you
00:29:54crawl across the quad
00:29:56and her underwear.
00:30:01You crawl across the quad
00:30:02and her underwear.
00:30:05I should kick your ass
00:30:06right now, Bob!
00:30:06Jane, calm down!
00:30:10Paige!
00:30:11Maybe you should just leave now.
00:30:13I don't want you to get hurt.
00:30:16You're gonna regret that.
00:30:18Yeah?
00:30:20Why don't you come over
00:30:21and make me?
00:30:23Because I don't need to.
00:30:27So,
00:30:28gang,
00:30:30do we have
00:30:32a deep breath?
00:30:33and all I have to do
00:30:40is walk through that door.
00:30:42That's right.
00:30:44You go through that door.
00:30:46I'll get on my hands and knees.
00:30:47I'll go wash your shoes for you.
00:30:49And you get to watch me
00:30:50get beat.
00:30:51Oh, you,
00:30:52my friend,
00:30:53are a fucking idiot.
00:30:57Damn.
00:30:58Deal.
00:30:58bad move,
00:31:03idiot.
00:31:04Should you get the mark?
00:31:05I'm so glad
00:31:06I'll never have to
00:31:07see his face again.
00:31:09He's a fucking idiot.
00:31:21He's a fucking idiot.
00:31:22What do you think?
00:31:27Get the fuck off me.
00:31:29This is a restricted room.
00:31:30Yeah,
00:31:31and I'm allowed in.
00:31:32You know who my dad is?
00:31:38Daddy's not here.
00:31:49What are you putting?
00:31:50Right now.
00:31:52I'm your fucking daddy.
00:31:54Get him on his knees.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03Fuck you!
00:32:04You son of a bitch!
00:32:06Hey,
00:32:20would you like to go to a real VIP room?
00:32:32also take everyone else
00:32:36to the quad
00:32:37like the high school.
00:32:37I'll be with them all shortly.
00:32:39Understood.
00:32:42Ten pay up, bitch.
00:32:49Hope you don't mind
00:32:51being safe.
00:32:52Now,
00:32:52this is happening.
00:32:53I'm not pulling it.
00:32:55I'm not pulling it.
00:32:56Yes,
00:32:57you are.
00:33:03Now,
00:33:04come on,
00:33:04Danny boy.
00:33:05Get on your knees.
00:33:06Let's go.
00:33:07Do it.
00:33:08Do it.
00:33:13Eat it.
00:33:14Eat it.
00:33:16Eat it.
00:33:16Let's do it.
00:33:20Yeah!
00:33:21Oh, my God.
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:30Oh, my God.
00:33:35Oh, my God.
00:33:37Yes, yes.
00:33:42Oh, my God.
00:33:47Oh no!
00:33:49Oh no!
00:33:51Oh no!
00:33:53Oh no!
00:33:55Oh no!
00:33:57I can't believe you're up!
00:33:59Oh no!
00:34:01Oh no!
00:34:03Oh no!
00:34:05Oh no!
00:34:07Oh no!
00:34:09Oh my god!
00:34:11Now...
00:34:13Kiss my feet.
00:34:17Kiss my feet.
00:34:19Go on.
00:34:21The deal's the deal.
00:34:23Oh no!
00:34:25Oh no!
00:34:27Oh no!
00:34:29Oh no!
00:34:31Oh no!
00:34:33Oh no!
00:34:35Oh no!
00:34:37Oh no!
00:34:39Oh no!
00:34:41Oh no!
00:34:43Oh no!
00:34:45Oh no!
00:34:47Oh no!
00:34:49Oh no!
00:34:51Oh no!
00:34:53Oh no!
00:34:55Oh no!
00:34:57Sucks! We only got to go into the club for a few minutes.
00:34:59And you wanna go back?
00:35:01Well we have school tomorrow.
00:35:03And the club is still open?
00:35:05You can also find the club for a few minutes.
00:35:07We need to know your family and going to be a better place.
00:35:09Yeah?
00:35:11Oh no!
00:35:13Oh no!
00:35:15Oh no!
00:35:17Oh no!
00:35:19Oh no!
00:35:20Oh no!
00:35:21Oh no!
00:35:23Oh no!
00:35:25Oh no!
00:35:27Hey. I need a favor. I want you to have someone killed.
00:35:47Now that is only going to be true as long as x is zero. Now what happens if we increase
00:35:52that amount, well it's going to do something a little bit different to the equation here.
00:35:57Now if we take a look at x plug in one, that's going to change it.
00:36:02Oof. Calculus. I mean, I have a gap when it comes to calculus, but still.
00:36:09There's nothing less than calculus. I'm going to hang over for a minute.
00:36:12If we... Mr. Sullivan, please sit down.
00:36:22It's an asshole with your teacher.
00:36:28It's so nice of you to join us. After retiring from your career as a human punching bag.
00:36:35And why don't you head up here? Solve the problem. I'm bored.
00:36:40That's not fair, Mr. Thompson. He's been suspended. He hasn't learned any of this.
00:36:46Yeah, plus the entire class got that question wrong when we tried.
00:36:49We only know the answer because you gave it to us.
00:36:51Well, then it should be a lightning then.
00:36:54I can do that in my sleep.
00:36:57Chopped up, Mr. Sullivan. Unless you left your brain at home today.
00:37:02I can do it.
00:37:04Caden, that's an advanced calculus problem. You haven't learned it.
00:37:09You probably never will. Go back to your seat.
00:37:13How about I just take a try?
00:37:16I'm not going to waste everyone's time just so you can make a fool out of yourself.
00:37:20What's he doing?
00:37:21Just sit down, Caden. It's okay.
00:37:24Yeah, just sit down. Go read your MAGA hentai or whatever.
00:37:32Now, as I was saying, this problem is incredibly complicated, but you will be able to do it in time.
00:37:41Those of you that are passing, at least.
00:37:45What are you still doing here?
00:37:47Let me try to solve this problem. If I can get it right, then you have to apologize for being wrong about me.
00:37:52In front of everybody.
00:37:54If you can solve that problem, then I'll eat more issue.
00:38:04Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan has decided to give us a show.
00:38:18Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan has decided to give us a show.
00:38:25I'm going to use the first derivative of the numerator and then the denominator.
00:38:41Wait, he's applying L'Opital's rule. How does he know that?
00:38:43So the x with 0 still gets you 0 over 0, so I need to do a second differentiation.
00:38:54That's enough!
00:38:59What the fuck?
00:39:01That's enough!
00:39:06What the fuck?
00:39:07Language, Mr. Sullivan!
00:39:10The mistakes we're making were too painful. I don't want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
00:39:15But he didn't make mistakes! Let him finish, Mr. Thompson.
00:39:18It's okay. It's fine.
00:39:20That's the spirit, Mr. Sullivan.
00:39:22You don't feel bad. Some people just aren't made for advanced mathematics.
00:39:26Oh, I'm sorry.
00:39:28No. I meant it was okay, because I solved the rest of the problem already in my head.
00:39:35What?
00:39:35You see, you have to apply L'Opital three terms.
00:39:39Otherwise, the results are going to be in between.
00:39:41Which is what makes it tricky, isn't it?
00:39:49Because if the cosine of 0 is 1, and x equals 0, then that means that the answer and the limit
00:39:57would be negative 20.
00:40:02How did you?
00:40:03You're all right.
00:40:05It's negative 20.
00:40:08That is incorrect.
00:40:14Excuse me, Mr. Thompson. The answer is negative 20. You said so yourself last week.
00:40:29Well, you cheated. A person like you could never solve a problem like that without cheating.
00:40:35I just want to make sure that you all are hearing this clown.
00:40:39I solved this problem with no help from anyone completely on my own standing here by myself.
00:40:43Do not talk back to me, Mr. Sullivan, in my classroom. Go see Principal Daniels.
00:40:51No.
00:40:53Sorry, I can't do that.
00:40:55Not until you apologize to me and by the entire class, as you promised.
00:41:00Listen to me, you little shit. There are two kinds of students in this world.
00:41:05The ones with bright futures and the ones that are brainless, hopeless, penniless.
00:41:11Worthless.
00:41:16Worthless.
00:41:16You know that's interesting. Because the way I see it, there are two types of teachers in this world.
00:41:23Those who aren't psychopathic assholes.
00:41:26You know that's interesting.
00:41:31Principal's office now!
00:41:34Okay. I'll go.
00:41:36Just don't push your pants.
00:41:37I can't.
00:41:48Mr. Sullivan, I'm talking to you.
00:41:57All right, so if we focus on L'Opital, we will see.
00:42:00Mr. Sullivan, what are you doing back here? You don't belong here.
00:42:06See, that's where you're wrong. Because you're the one that doesn't belong.
00:42:11What are you talking about?
00:42:13Class, I hate to be the one to inform you. But if you would, please say goodbye to Mr. Thompson.
00:42:18Because today will be his last day of employment with him.
00:42:21I don't think so, laggard. You're nothing but a stupid teenage son of a low-level gangster.
00:42:26Correction. I'm the stupid teenage son of a high-level gangster.
00:42:30Swear me? You'll have to deal with the board, the union, and a whole bunch of lawyers.
00:42:37Now, Rich, you know how to do. Now, get out of my class!
00:42:41You know what? I'm sorry, everyone. You're right. I don't know how to deal with any of those people.
00:42:50But you know what gangsters do know how to deal with it? A whole security fence.
00:42:58Like, I don't know, in a coffee shop?
00:43:01What do you say you could speak, bitch?
00:43:06Excuse me?
00:43:07You are fucking extreme!
00:43:13How did you even know about me? Did you hear that?
00:43:16Oh, that's just the sound of your employment ending.
00:43:25How did you even know about me?
00:43:26You guys hear that?
00:43:27Oh, that's just the sound of your employment ending.
00:43:32Mr. Thompson, please get your things and come with me now.
00:43:35What?
00:43:36Gary, now.
00:43:37Fuck you!
00:43:38I'll get you, you gangster piece of trash!
00:43:46I know powerful people!
00:43:48Sure.
00:43:51But now it's powerful to me.
00:43:57Not as powerful as I am.
00:44:00I think it's safe to say, class dismissed.
00:44:24I think it's safe to say, class dismissed.
00:44:41King Selvin?
00:44:42See?
00:44:46Mr. Johnson, I work for the school district.
00:44:49Apparently, there was an incident in the quad last 99.
00:44:52You can get your version of the story.
00:44:55I recognize him.
00:44:57He's not with the school district.
00:44:58He's a hitman for hire.
00:45:01Where are we going?
00:45:04Come with me.
00:45:06Where?
00:45:09Not the locker room.
00:45:10Somewhere private.
00:45:12I don't want to embarrass you.
00:45:22What are we doing in the locker room?
00:45:33Ah.
00:45:35This is where you kill yourself.
00:45:37Glass your wrists.
00:45:40I don't think so.
00:45:42Turn around, kid.
00:45:43All right, you tell me who hires you.
00:45:52I'll let you walk and I'll let you live.
00:45:55Do you really think you have any right to make demands?
00:46:00Do you have any idea who I am?
00:46:02I do.
00:46:05You're Pierre LeBeau.
00:46:07Mid-level hitman for hire.
00:46:09Do you ever do, I am?
00:46:13Yep, I really don't care.
00:46:15Well, you should.
00:46:20Mr. LeBeau, please meet my associate, Vincent Vergini.
00:46:23I can have your calm prime time last chance who hired you.
00:46:29You did.
00:46:32Who the fuck?
00:46:34Orly, someone from the O'Connor crime family.
00:46:36They called me and asked me to make it look like an accident.
00:46:41Armin!
00:46:42Are you listening to me?
00:46:45Have you ever tried to kill a kid again?
00:46:48Have you personally cut off your dogs and stuff in your mouth?
00:46:52You get me?
00:46:53All right.
00:46:54All right.
00:46:55Get off him.
00:46:59It's okay.
00:47:00It's okay.
00:47:02Why would he have the balls to order a hit without going through you first?
00:47:05Well, that's just a thing.
00:47:07I would have to try to grab the phone because you're gone.
00:47:14Then it's time I come back and put these balls over mine.
00:47:19To do that, I'm going to need the O'Connor family token.
00:47:23Well, I got bad news for you.
00:47:25You were buried with it.
00:47:26But I always kept a second on the spare.
00:47:29I keep it hidden in the safe in the club.
00:47:36So I'm going to go and I'm going to get it.
00:47:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:39I'll do it.
00:47:40Don't worry about it.
00:47:40A lot of the guys still don't know who you are.
00:47:42It's going to be okay.
00:47:43All right.
00:47:44Look, I might be a kid.
00:47:45But I'm still the same guy.
00:47:48All right.
00:47:49It's going to be fine.
00:47:50All right.
00:47:51You want a beer?
00:47:53Yeah, of course I do.
00:47:54And get back to class.
00:48:03I'll go right now.
00:48:04The club's closed.
00:48:05It'll be fine.
00:48:22The club's closed.
00:48:22And get back to class.
00:48:25In the case.
00:48:26No, no.
00:48:27Jackpot.
00:48:57Do you have any idea of what happens when you steal from Leo Connells?
00:49:01Hatch Lenigan.
00:49:02Jane's brood of fodder.
00:49:12This isn't what it looks like.
00:49:22Well, looks like some homeless kid is trying to break into a personal safe.
00:49:27I'm a very rich dead man.
00:49:30I am that rich dead man.
00:49:32My soul somehow transferred into this body.
00:49:35I'm not breaking into anything.
00:49:37I know the code.
00:49:43It's got my stuff in it.
00:49:45Oh, really?
00:49:47Will O'Connell.
00:49:49One of the most dangerous, powerful men in the world.
00:49:53Also known for storing hobo kid's shit in his safe.
00:49:56Huh?
00:49:57What does he got?
00:49:58Your comic books.
00:50:00Or your favorite jerk-off stock.
00:50:06No.
00:50:07Just your mom's giant build-up.
00:50:11Just your mom's giant build-up.
00:50:15That's a funny guy.
00:50:21Oh, I like funny guys.
00:50:25I usually bleed more.
00:50:29You got jokes, huh?
00:50:31You come in?
00:50:34Call Vinny Brigini.
00:50:35They'll tell you exactly why.
00:50:37Boy, the hell you are.
00:50:38You're way, way over your head.
00:50:41You're messing with the O'Connell crime family, though.
00:50:43And I'm Will O'Connell.
00:50:45You stupid jackass.
00:50:47What?
00:50:47Call Vinny.
00:50:48Or let me try to open the safe.
00:50:50I'll show you that.
00:50:51What is in it is mine.
00:50:52You're not getting anywhere near that safe.
00:50:54In fact, you're going nowhere at all.
00:51:03You're making a huge mistake.
00:51:05I'm not mine.
00:51:07I don't have any idea who I am.
00:51:11Yeah.
00:51:13You're Hatch Flanagan.
00:51:15You've been in this gang for eight years.
00:51:19I wasn't going to let you in because you're a brutal prick.
00:51:23I thought you said you could follow the rules.
00:51:25Also, you've got a son.
00:51:28He's a dumbass, mouth-breathing bitch and bully.
00:51:32Oh, fuck you.
00:51:33I'm in the homes in North Park, Pennsylvania.
00:51:37You've got a scar on your left calf.
00:51:40This kid is crazy.
00:51:43Mr. Sam O'Dowd.
00:51:45He's lived on the same street in the same house since he was a kid on Bastion Drive.
00:51:49You know, he tells us that it's because he doesn't want to see the house go.
00:51:52But the reality is, he's been banging Mrs. Baxter from the next door since he was 18 years old.
00:52:00How do you know all this?
00:52:02Because as crazy as it sounds, the guy you hired won't be fucked.
00:52:14I'm the leader of this gang.
00:52:16I'm Will O'Connell.
00:52:18I'm the leader of this gang.
00:52:23Now, call Vinny.
00:52:30Don't just stare at me, you dumbasses.
00:52:33Who sent you?
00:52:34What?
00:52:35Who sent you to spy now?
00:52:36He's got to be a spy.
00:52:38Hells would he know all that?
00:52:39I don't know.
00:52:40Which time do I have to explain that?
00:52:41It's your last chance.
00:52:42Who sent you?
00:52:44It's your last chance.
00:52:46I'm telling you.
00:52:59We'll shoot it out by now.
00:53:01Come on, come on, come on.
00:53:02Make up, make up.
00:53:03You made me do this.
00:53:15Boss?
00:53:16I didn't want to do this, god damn it.
00:53:22That move, that was boss's signature.
00:53:24What are you doing standing there?
00:53:25Do something!
00:53:26Boss, I got it.
00:53:28Vanilla!
00:53:29I just got a call from Vinny Morghini,
00:53:36and he is on his way here.
00:53:44What the fuck do you want?
00:53:45That's what I'm asking you!
00:53:47Barry Tomelli, all-around creep.
00:53:50He runs his club for Vinny,
00:53:52who runs his mob for me.
00:53:53Why, why, why would he come to my club
00:53:57during the day?
00:53:58You're a club.
00:53:59The O'Connell family owns this club,
00:54:02and Vinny is in charge.
00:54:04Stop busting my nuts.
00:54:06All I'm saying is,
00:54:07let's figure out why Vinny's coming here.
00:54:09Larry, Larry.
00:54:10He's coming for me.
00:54:12Who the fuck is this kid?
00:54:13Why is this kid talking?
00:54:14Shut up!
00:54:15Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:54:18Wait, wait.
00:54:19Baby, there's a sound of an alarm
00:54:22we don't know about in the safe.
00:54:23Vinny is going to be just shit, shit, shit.
00:54:26Shit, shit, shit.
00:54:28The last time nobody trespassed.
00:54:29Yeah, I know.
00:54:30Will O'Connell killed the manager himself.
00:54:32And that is not happening to me.
00:54:38I say, I say, let's get rid of this rat
00:54:41before Vinny gets here.
00:54:42Huh?
00:54:43Yeah, I can't think of anything else
00:54:44that piss him off more.
00:54:45Wait.
00:54:46Larry, that safe has a code, right?
00:54:49Right.
00:54:50Yes.
00:54:51A code that Will O'Connell
00:54:54and Will O'Connell only knows.
00:54:56Yes.
00:54:57Larry, that's a shoot-off.
00:54:58Shut up!
00:55:00So what?
00:55:05What happened?
00:55:06I can open.
00:55:09That safe has been shot dead
00:55:19since the boss is gone.
00:55:20And we checked with every blacksmith
00:55:22in the whole goddamn vicinity.
00:55:23Because I designed it.
00:55:24And all the contents inside of that safe
00:55:27were supposed to die with me.
00:55:28Larry, the kid is full of shit, okay?
00:55:30I know the code to that safe.
00:55:35Let me put it in there.
00:55:36And if I get the code right,
00:55:37it'll be way too many easier.
00:55:39Okay.
00:55:41And what if you don't open?
00:55:44Then you kill me.
00:55:47I'll bite.
00:55:49If you're trying to get much bigger than I am.
00:55:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:56I spy, but how do I know
00:55:58that you're not some kind of,
00:56:00some kind of locksmith genius or something?
00:56:03Huh?
00:56:04Do I look like a locksmith genius to you?
00:56:08Your shithead doesn't know
00:56:09when he took his mouth shut.
00:56:10I don't know how to open something.
00:56:12Look, I'll give Hash the numbers.
00:56:14Hash will put it in the code.
00:56:17I don't need any touch.
00:56:23Great.
00:56:25All right, Pops, let's go.
00:56:34All right, drive 5-2 for May 2.
00:56:37That was my mother and Annette's birthday.
00:56:43And then 604 for 604 West Avenue.
00:56:47That's my childhood home.
00:56:52And finally, 99.
00:56:54The year that I should have graduated high school.
00:56:57And that was very important to me.
00:57:05Well.
00:57:09I don't.
00:57:10logical maps.
00:57:11Thanksgiving, 2019, no doubts.
00:57:15Oh.
00:57:28The fuck?
00:57:30They'll find 100 G's cash in there, as well as a passport for Conor Williams, and a framed picture of
00:57:37the last time I saw my grandmother.
00:57:40It was her 93rd birthday.
00:57:43There's cake?
00:57:46What's it called to dress your name is wearing?
00:57:55I don't know.
00:58:00Because it was in the closet.
00:58:02The shirt she was wearing, however, was blue.
00:58:12He's right.
00:58:19You know, fellas, ironically this is not the most interesting piece of a safe tribute.
00:58:25What's most interesting is that behind the frame is the O'Connell family token.
00:58:32The O'Connell family token.
00:58:39Oh, fuck it.
00:58:41Shit.
00:58:42That proves she's the boss.
00:58:44Sir?
00:58:45Sir, I am so sorry.
00:58:47Look, I, I, I, I, it's a fucked up situation, okay?
00:58:54What the fuck?
00:59:01What the fuck have you done now?
00:59:04You know who this kid is, son?
00:59:06Yeah, of course.
00:59:08Fucking son.
00:59:10Fucking son.
00:59:12No, I'm not.
00:59:14Yeah, he is.
00:59:16Unfortunately.
00:59:18But I haven't had anything to do with him since he killed Will.
00:59:21You got Will killed?
00:59:23No.
00:59:24Mm-mm.
00:59:25You're the dumbass that stepped out in the traffic?
00:59:27No, no.
00:59:29I'm not.
00:59:31I'm telling you, I am Will.
00:59:33No wonder he knows so much about Will.
00:59:37He, he probably got obsessed and, and broke into his house and got his info.
00:59:42You, give me some shit.
00:59:45You promised not to do anything until Vinny got here.
00:59:48Vinny is on his way and he was best friends with Will.
00:59:52Uh, we, we can't let him see that the kid who got Will killed his heir.
00:59:56See, I'll put two in the back of his head and throw him in the wood shepherd.
01:00:01Unless you set him outside.
01:00:03I can breed another kid.
01:00:06Guys, I'm telling you, if you pull those triggers, you will not be alive come morning.
01:00:15I'll take my chances.
01:00:18Put your fucking guts down!
01:00:22Right to what holds in your brainless heads!
01:00:26The End
01:00:32Boss!
01:00:33I'm so sorry.
01:00:34We were going to take care of this for you.
01:00:36Oh, you were, were you?
01:00:38This is the kid that, that got Will killed.
01:00:41I'm breaking in here.
01:00:42Trying to get in the Will's old private.
01:00:44Safe.
01:00:46Not any worse, was it?
01:00:47Boss, I'm sorry.
01:00:48This is my fault.
01:00:49I think all responsibility for it.
01:00:51I should have killed you a long time ago.
01:00:53Keep going.
01:00:54No, I'll take care of it right now.
01:00:56No.
01:00:57Please.
01:00:59Allow me.
01:01:00You fucking idiots!
01:01:01Boss!
01:01:02Boss!
01:01:03It's this kid broken.
01:01:04Shut the fuck up!
01:01:05It's not my club, it's his club.
01:01:06And you're lucky that he's not getting me to execute every single one of you for disrespecting him.
01:01:12What?
01:01:13I don't understand.
01:01:17I told you to shut the fuck up, now everyone listen up.
01:01:21it's not my club it's his club and you're lucky that he's not getting me to execute every single
01:01:27one of you for disrespecting him what i i don't understand i told you to shut the fuck up now
01:01:35everyone listen up no one and i need no one touches him he's not making any sense this is
01:01:43kate my fucked up son no he's not this boy that's standing before you are this is will o'connell
01:01:51what what they don't believe it but there is another way around this will o'connell's son
01:02:02what he's always not my real father and he was about to shoot you point blank just a moment ago
01:02:11if you remember that sony's not your father did that my mom had an affair that's a lie it's not a lie
01:02:16she was gonna leave this piece of shit until she got sick will felt really bad didn't want to make
01:02:25her look bad so you only told me he's a best friend no wonder will sacrifice his life saved you yes
01:02:35i can't believe i didn't see it before you look nothing alike but you sound exactly the same
01:02:42you don't believe in this absolute shit are you let me tell you something his mother never slept with
01:02:49no other man but me like we're gonna believe a son killer over vinny
01:02:54mr. o'connell i i apologize for the mishap earlier i am at your service
01:03:03thank you jordan all right first order of business get slowly out of my fucking side please
01:03:19what why don't you go take a couple days and heal on up and come on back
01:03:33what do you got to pick up that mop
01:03:36mop i was supposed to get promoted
01:03:41your o'connell family is not going to tolerate someone who would shoot a teenager who's innocent
01:03:45you come back you take that mop or you don't come back at all
01:03:49yes sir
01:03:55you declared yourself you got your power back what now
01:04:07i take over my next organization
01:04:09oh yeah what's that
01:04:11high school
01:04:15and don't call me babe
01:04:31are you embarrassed to be seen with me after what happened
01:04:36he looked like a loser the other night and worse than that he made me look like a loser
01:04:47are you fucking kidding me right now
01:04:49dame you got owned by a nobody
01:04:53or maybe i was wrong about that
01:04:59maybe you're the nobody
01:05:01maybe i should be being kaden instead
01:05:07oh god with that
01:05:09you dumb slut
01:05:12you are never gonna spin
01:05:16ever again
01:05:18oh my god
01:05:21yeah
01:05:25i don't care of that little wannabe bitch
01:05:28i haven't seen this calculus
01:05:33oh my god
01:05:35hey
01:05:35what did you do
01:05:37let's see you
01:05:38you dumb skits
01:05:40you really
01:05:43fits the wrong guy
01:05:45this is this
01:05:46this is my
01:05:47school
01:05:47this is the fucking time
01:05:50that i showed it
01:05:51dude
01:05:53you got fucking problems
01:05:54what about you big man
01:05:58no
01:05:59no
01:06:00no
01:06:01see that
01:06:03that is what i fucking thought
01:06:05i am the fucking king here
01:06:07you're nuts
01:06:07you wanna be next
01:06:09huh
01:06:09fuck
01:06:09and once you get down
01:06:11it is my fucking feet
01:06:12and once you get down
01:06:16it is my fucking feet
01:06:17what
01:06:18yeah
01:06:19yeah
01:06:20get on the fucking floor
01:06:22on your hands and knees
01:06:23it is my fucking feet
01:06:25huh
01:06:25what's the matter
01:06:29you're super funny
01:06:30when i kissed his last ride
01:06:31right
01:06:32bro
01:06:32please stop
01:06:34if you can kiss my feet
01:06:35by yourself
01:06:35you don't know
01:06:37i have been too nice
01:06:49i let you all swoon
01:06:51that fucking freak
01:06:52humiliated me
01:06:53with that hole in his mouth
01:06:57you are all
01:06:58going to some myths to me
01:07:00i can't
01:07:02i can't
01:07:03i can't
01:07:04i can't
01:07:05i can't
01:07:06i can't
01:07:07you
01:07:08are gonna make it up to me
01:07:09what you just did
01:07:10the hard way
01:07:11in a bowl
01:07:12as real as you let
01:07:14put your hands and knees
01:07:15and we get the fucking feet
01:07:16of your feet
01:07:17of your feet
01:07:18name
01:07:19baby
01:07:20please
01:07:21you're scared
01:07:22of them
01:07:23i give a fuck
01:07:24see this
01:07:25this is just the beginning
01:07:26because after this
01:07:27all of three of you
01:07:28are going back to the locker room again
01:07:29you are going to really
01:07:30submit to me
01:07:32oh my god
01:07:33oh my god
01:07:34oh my god
01:07:35oh my god
01:07:36oh my god
01:07:37do something
01:07:40jared
01:07:43you're bigger than him
01:07:44are you gonna let this happen
01:07:45i lied
01:07:47you're bigger than me
01:08:05oh my god
01:08:06oh my god
01:08:07You shouldn't have disrespected me.
01:08:11Good boy, good boy.
01:08:13Steve, Steve, he's gonna help you.
01:08:16Okay, nobody is gonna help you, okay?
01:08:19He's fucking dead!
01:08:25I haven't killed him.
01:08:33Well, I am waiting, ladies.
01:08:37What the hell is going on here?
01:08:41Yeah, why don't you calm down, Clancy?
01:08:43I'm just teaching a lesson in respect.
01:08:45Mr. Frannigan, you've gone too far.
01:08:49I don't care who your father is.
01:08:52You don't act like this in my school.
01:08:57You are at school?
01:08:59You are at school?
01:09:01No, no.
01:09:03Motherfucker!
01:09:05This school is now mine!
01:09:09I don't care who my father is.
01:09:11I don't care who my father is.
01:09:13I don't care who my father is.
01:09:15I don't care who my father is.
01:09:17No, you...
01:09:19You are out and watch and see what happens.
01:09:21Would you fuck with me?
01:09:23Someone call 911 now!
01:09:25The next person to take out their phone gets a bullet in their head!
01:09:29Fucking you!
01:09:31Fucking you!
01:09:33Now!
01:09:35Now!
01:09:37Now!
01:09:38Now!
01:09:39Now!
01:09:40Now!
01:09:41You see, I won't take my time for this.
01:09:43Okay, please, come on!
01:09:44Why would you sort of do this?
01:09:45Dude, this is crazy!
01:09:47You see, I want to take my time with this.
01:09:55No, please, he's fine!
01:09:57Why would you sort of do this?
01:09:59Dude, this is crazy!
01:10:03Oh, yeah?
01:10:05Is it crazy?
01:10:06Why don't you come and do something about it?
01:10:09If we'd rush them all at once, we could take them down.
01:10:11Oh, no.
01:10:12Oh, no, I shouldn't have thought of that.
01:10:14Oh, wait.
01:10:16I did.
01:10:17Ha, ha, ha!
01:10:19Ha, ha, ha...
01:10:27Lockwood High School!
01:10:30Meet the old Connell gang.
01:10:37Hey, please, don't do this.
01:10:41Please...
01:10:43Ha!
01:10:45As soon as you disrespected me and my family name, and when you disrespect me, you disrespect them, and you are all going to pay for it.
01:10:59It's starting with you three.
01:11:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to kill you. I'm not going to kill you. It's going to be so, so much worse.
01:11:12Did you see these? These pretty girls. They thought it was too good for me.
01:11:18Well, you're about to become a whole lot less.
01:11:26This isn't enough. Yeah, this isn't it. It's enough. It's enough.
01:11:35Let's not let anyone tell you something else. Step forward. Come now.
01:11:39No.
01:11:41Wait, wait, wait.
01:11:42Help! You killed me! You killed me!
01:11:45Then who is going to help you, huh?
01:11:47And your boyfriend, Caden?
01:11:49No, wait. Caden just got two bullets in his head!
01:11:53Caden! Caden! Oh, sweet Caden, huh?
01:12:07Where are you?
01:12:15I'm right here.
01:12:16I'm right here.
01:12:22Caden, you're okay!
01:12:25Caden! You're okay!
01:12:29You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:12:31Caden, you're still alive.
01:12:33Seems to be so, huh?
01:12:35That wasn't my problem.
01:12:37Men, kill them!
01:12:39Oh.
01:12:40So you love the ladies look for this guy, huh?
01:12:42They are members of the O'Connell crime family, which means that they work for my father.
01:12:47Which means that they work for me!
01:12:49I thought the O'Connells worked for just the O'Connells.
01:12:52You fool.
01:12:54The O'Connell's dead!
01:12:57He got hit by a truck! There are no O'Connells left.
01:13:01Left.
01:13:03Actually, there is one.
01:13:10Me.
01:13:14You better think some trinkets can sit.
01:13:16That's no trinket.
01:13:18That's the O'Connell family token.
01:13:20What do you mean?
01:13:22It means this.
01:13:32Just keep the few guns up!
01:13:41Alright.
01:13:43Now everybody put your fucking guns down, okay?
01:13:46He ain't your boss!
01:13:47Yes, he is.
01:13:50Hey.
01:13:52Bertini.
01:13:54I'm second in command now.
01:13:55What the fuck are you doing? I have to clean the lower your guns!
01:14:02Just follow an order, sweetheart.
01:14:04We'll be done with you.
01:14:09Who the hell are you supposed to be?
01:14:11You know who my father is?
01:14:14Pat Flanagan!
01:14:16You're so sick!
01:14:19Hang on.
01:14:21Please.
01:14:22What?
01:14:23I'm gone.
01:14:24I'm dead.
01:14:25Through any idea.
01:14:27What my father is going to get you right?
01:14:29Tell him that you slap me!
01:14:31Why don't we ask him?
01:14:32I invite him here.
01:14:38I got your message, boss.
01:14:40What the hell's going on here?
01:14:47I need to take a piece of shit.
01:14:52Hey!
01:14:56Vera!
01:14:58This is Will...
01:14:59O'Connell's kid.
01:15:00No, no!
01:15:01He is the son of a janitor!
01:15:02You shut up!
01:15:04Don't talk about it.
01:15:06You gotta die.
01:15:08Shut it!
01:15:09It's O'Connell.
01:15:11It's Bujini.
01:15:12I apologize on behalf of my moron.
01:15:15Disrespectful son of a bitch, kid.
01:15:16You don't know him, Brett.
01:15:17Gotta take a rat out on somebody.
01:15:18Take it out on you.
01:15:19I'm here, okay?
01:15:20Ash, what the fuck I have?
01:15:24Done.
01:15:30Ash!
01:15:36You listen up, you listen up good.
01:15:38The Apollo family does not tolerate threatening children.
01:15:42Well, boss, we were just following orders.
01:15:44And you got some new orders now, don't you?
01:15:46I see any fucking mess here every year, I'll fucking kill him.
01:15:51Can I see him?
01:15:57I have...
01:16:00Slope.
01:16:02On with the Apollo family!
01:16:04What are you just hearing?
01:16:05I'm wrestling.
01:16:06You catch on laughing?
01:16:09Friends?
01:16:10Your girlfriend?
01:16:11Your own daddy?
01:16:13What happened that you said, man?
01:16:14Right here?
01:16:15In front of this fucking house?
01:16:16I'm not.
01:16:17I'm not.
01:16:18I'm not.
01:16:19I'm not.
01:16:20I'm not.
01:16:21I'm not.
01:16:22I'm not.
01:16:23I'm not.
01:16:24You're not.
01:16:25I'm not.
01:16:26I'm not.
01:16:27I'm not.
01:16:28You're not.
01:16:29I'm not.
01:16:30What happened that you said, man?
01:16:32Right here?
01:16:33In front of this fucking locker?
01:16:38You.
01:16:40Are.
01:16:41You?
01:16:42I'm not.
01:16:43You.
01:16:44You.
01:16:45You.
01:16:46You.
01:16:47You.
01:16:48I've got it, you've got it.
01:16:49You.
01:16:50It's.
01:16:51What happened?
01:16:52You.
01:16:53It's.
01:16:54It's.
01:16:55It's.
01:16:56I'm not.
01:16:57You.
01:16:58You.
01:16:59It's.
01:17:00Got it, got it.
01:17:02It's.
01:17:03It.
01:17:08It's.
01:17:09What did you say?
01:17:10I give up.
01:17:11I give up.
01:17:12What did you say?
01:17:13I give up.
01:17:14I'm loud.
01:17:15I give up.
01:17:16I give up.
01:17:17I give up.
01:17:18I give up.
01:17:19I'm okay.
01:17:39You killed me now.
01:17:40Me?
01:17:41No.
01:17:42I would never kill you.
01:17:43Come on.
01:17:46Why would I deny all those federal inmates some young fresh meat dang?
01:17:51What?
01:17:52Now here's what's going to happen.
01:17:54As soon as he wakes up,
01:17:57you're going to take the fall for everything that happened this last week.
01:18:01No, no, no, you can't.
01:18:03Yes, I can.
01:18:05I don't have the district attorneys in town.
01:18:10You're going to prison, dang boy.
01:18:14I'll see you in four years of life, pal.
01:18:20Please, Katie.
01:18:21That's where he's looking.
01:18:22No!
01:18:23Let me go, please!
01:18:24No!
01:18:25No, Bubbles!
01:18:27Hey, Sergeant, please!
01:18:31Alright, for the rest of us,
01:18:33you were never here.
01:18:34Capisce?
01:18:36Go.
01:18:39Hey.
01:18:40Okay, here.
01:18:42Let me see.
01:18:43Let me see.
01:18:44You're okay.
01:18:45You're okay.
01:18:46You're okay.
01:18:47You're okay.
01:18:48You're okay.
01:18:49It's okay.
01:18:50I'm sorry.
01:18:51I'm sorry.
01:18:52I'm sorry.
01:18:53I'm sorry.
01:18:54After that day, school actually became fun.
01:19:07I became a straight-A student.
01:19:09I was very popular with the ladies.
01:19:11Not that I ever acted on it.
01:19:15But the best part was, after saving the school,
01:19:18I gained a reputation for fixing things.
01:19:21I understand that you're having trouble with certain elements of the hockey team.
01:19:32How can you?
01:19:33Take care, bro?
01:19:34Woo!
01:19:35services.
01:19:36For the recipes inouth,
01:19:37I had an apple with,
01:19:38I'll see you pierce on the shelf right now.
01:19:39Nie musical work.
01:19:40You're the one down.
01:19:42Sometimes, if you're out of Allen,
01:19:44you can understand.
01:19:45If all the diets are enough,
01:19:46they really want you to respond,
01:19:48how can you fund them?
01:19:50I'll watch my channel.
01:19:52Follow me.
01:19:53That's the best part.
01:19:54I found my channel.
01:19:55You could actually want to try and grab a drink.
01:19:58You could definitely enjoy the'Toole impressions.
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