- 7/12/2025
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail with my mouth.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out!
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04Alright, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17Let's go.
04:18Let's go.
04:19Let's go.
04:20Let's go.
04:21Let's go.
04:22Let's go.
04:23Let's go.
04:24Let's go.
04:25Let's go.
04:26Let's go.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:51What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
05:03Acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love.
05:20If he's ever going to find himself, just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know?
05:44Like, a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:15Two more.
06:17Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:20Good work.
06:20Good work.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:29I'm going to be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:31Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah.
06:40She doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:51Look, man, I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:06Yeah.
07:06Okay, crazy things have happened.
07:10I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see, she's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Another set?
07:17Okay.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:27I...
07:27What's this?
07:30Oh, no.
07:32Let's do.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:38Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:58I don't know.
08:06Ah!
08:06Fuck!
08:08Oh, no, no, no, no!
08:11Ah!
08:14Fucking hell.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:27Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:34Why, thank you, George.
08:39You look quite nice, too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No.
08:51I'm fine.
08:54This is going to be great.
09:02Okay.
09:06Come on, Benji!
09:07Come on!
09:09You can do it, Benji!
09:10Come on!
09:12Come on, Benji!
09:13Hit the ball for once!
09:15Let's go, Benji!
09:16Let's go, Benji!
09:18You're doing great!
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:24Looking good as always.
09:26Looking good as always?
09:28Somebody likes you.
09:29Shut up.
09:30All right, Benji!
09:31He does.
09:32Nice with that dribble!
09:34Nice!
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42That's him.
09:47That's who?
09:49Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:56He's coming over.
09:58What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George.
10:00Hey, Delilah.
10:01Oh, for Christ's sake.
10:08Man up, boy!
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:11Can I go?
10:12I'm so bored.
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God.
10:16I have a mini-pedi.
10:17Come on.
10:18Let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George.
10:28I'm the last new boyfriend.
10:31Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:36Yes.
10:37Yeah.
10:38We are dating.
10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hun?
10:43He's an actor.
10:45Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:48Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
11:00Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:07Don't worry, Boobie.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:17I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going,
11:21but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes.
11:24Yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27See you tomorrow.
11:28Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:44No, no, no, no, no.
11:45You're not supposed to do that.
11:46I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts.
11:49I still think this is a harebrained idea.
11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life
11:54where I can be a normal person.
11:56Nobody after my money or my status
11:59or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:04She just wants me to play a role.
12:06I do have to say,
12:07it's nice to see you smile again.
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:16And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:21Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case,
12:28but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:36Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:58Well, hello.
13:00Hello there.
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes.
13:11Oh, my.
13:21Oh, bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a lousy landlord.
13:27Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:31Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah.
13:46What if, yeah?
13:48Bye-bye.
13:49That was so strange.
13:51I know.
13:57Well, that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
14:04Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:10Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:17Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you going to do?
14:27Uh, same.
14:28Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:33Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:38Sure.
14:40Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:47So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
15:00my happy ending.
15:03And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair.
15:10And then we got a divorce.
15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking.
15:19Um, my car is useless.
15:22And I work in a diner.
15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:39I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:47Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure.
15:57Split the bill.
16:00Check, please.
16:01Check, please.
16:09Hey, Bernard.
16:11This is Justin.
16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
16:19He won't pay child support.
16:21And he works at Le Style.
16:22But I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:26Or he might figure out who I am.
16:27So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:35Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:45Let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
16:57What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:08What?
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10That's amazing, right?
18:41You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:53Delinquency of child support?
18:55Anyway...
19:09We need to talk.
19:21I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32That's her address.
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am.
19:42You got it.
19:42Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Good work.
19:47Good work.
19:47I had a good time.
19:55I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59And we should, um, we should do it again sometime.
20:01I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:11Well, good night.
20:12Good night.
20:13Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:48I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:58Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:13I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:23What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:30Oh, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Well, I'm just going to call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
22:11Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:23Nothing. I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:41I think that we should practice kissing.
22:55I think that we should practice kissing.
23:01I think that would be a good idea.
23:11I think that would be a good idea.
23:41I think that would be a good idea.
24:11Oh, my God. George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Oh, okay, yeah.
24:21Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay, okay.
24:34No, no, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go.
24:41Come on, finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We got to move.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:11So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:17I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip, zilch, nada.
25:29How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:33Ow.
25:33That hurt.
25:36Damn it.
25:37How dare she?
25:38My movie owes her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist,
25:52then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:02What you're asking me is to,
26:04you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow, damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta...
26:10I mean...
26:11Ow!
26:12All right, all right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:24There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Reb.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:51Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27We can be.
27:30Reb, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:40And it is.
27:41But messy misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Thanks.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:05And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:38Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:55And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm...
29:03I'm actually with him now, so...
29:07With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:18Pretending to help Benji?
29:19I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:35Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't.
29:37I really fucking...
29:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:48And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, hands up.
29:56Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:57Come on.
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:03You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:12Listen, sorry, it ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money.
30:18Hey, you can't, man.
30:29Hey, you got me.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:36Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:40uh dino is is my my cousin yeah but he called you boss yeah his nickname from when we were kids
30:54he was a real bossy sob yeah that's right i was just heading home when i heard screaming
31:00lucky coincidence yeah very lucky thank you dino thank you anytime we should go
31:07hey let's not tell benji about what happened i think it will really scare him i um i what
31:22look i don't know what i would do if something were to happen to you i think i would maybe
31:31what's going on i'm falling for you i'm in love with you no you aren't yes i am and what's so
31:41wrong with that listen george you are something really good that's come into my life
31:47because of a silly idea that i had the plan worked okay benji's fine he thinks that we're in love
31:57yeah because we are no we aren't yes we are no love ruins everything okay love was not part of the
32:06deal here part of the deal what about the other night hmm the other night was a mistake and that
32:13will never happen again are you serious yeah whatever delilah i did i'm not that type of guy
32:23but if you're that type of girl then my bad oh i am not that kind of girl at all and you better take
32:31that back delilah whatever you know i'm gonna go
32:36hey boss how about i heat you up some soup dino dino dino man women are nothing but trouble
32:56you know they think they know what they want then they get what they want and that actually is not
33:02even what they want and women are trouble that's that's the bottom line that's what i'm trying to say
33:07here i'm sorry man no it's fine dino you should go home straight to your wife because you got a good
33:17one yes sir and you should cherish her yes sir yeah
33:22i'm sorry man no it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but it's fine but
33:52There's nothing in here.
34:20Oh, jeez.
34:22Oh, jeez.
34:49Tell me, what you got?
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am. I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there. He came out of nowhere.
35:00What?
35:04They've seen my face. I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot! I told you to do one thing!
35:10Get out! I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should have saw how big the guy was.
35:16Idiot.
35:19Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it? What's wrong?
35:30Okay. I have to show you something.
35:34You can't laugh, okay?
35:36What? Of course.
35:38Anything for you, boobie.
35:43What?
35:45Cher, they're...
35:46They're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:53Thank you, boobie.
35:57Wow. Incredible.
35:58How you know what?
36:01Ready for a job?
36:02You can use half an hour.
36:03How's it going?
36:03I'm not going to work.
36:04Can't you show me?
36:05I'm just looking back.
36:07Well, we're good.
36:07They're already.
36:08You're not going to work.
36:09Oh, all that's good.
36:10But yeah, you're not going to vou' друг a while.
36:11All that, man.
36:12Take care.
36:12I'll go for the job.
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36:14Everyone's look up.
36:14You're good.
36:15I can still be good.
36:16Have 60 effects on you.
36:16You're coming.
36:16ThereSON, you're modern.
36:16Stop all the time.
36:17I know I'll come for you now,
36:18There's the'd be so much of an hour.
36:20All that would be good.
36:21C'estENTly.
36:21Boopie, mama's in the mood.
36:40Boopie, mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:44Boopie.
36:53Boopie.
36:55Boopie.
36:57Oh, wait.
37:01Oh, wait.
37:03George, please call me.
37:26I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:30George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:49Benji misses you.
37:51I miss you.
37:53Call me.
38:00Fine.
38:12Barone, seven o'clock.
38:14This better be important.
38:21Listen.
38:23I really need to talk with you.
38:25Can we get a coffee?
38:27Just a coffee.
38:29Okay.
38:31Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:33See you then.
38:41Hey, Dino.
38:42Yes, boss.
38:43Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:45Can you follow Delilah?
38:47She's been acting a little strange.
38:49I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:51Consider it done.
38:57So what is this about?
39:01Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
39:03No.
39:08I've been thinking about us.
39:10Us.
39:13There is no us.
39:14But there is.
39:16There could be.
39:19When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game,
39:22I knew I made a big mistake.
39:25We're a family.
39:27We're the perfect family.
39:30You've got to be kidding me.
39:34How dare you?
39:41How dare you?
39:43Sharon.
39:44Boopy.
39:45This was not my idea.
39:47You're lying.
39:48You're trying to steal my man.
39:50I already told you.
39:51He's mine, you slut.
39:53Tell her.
39:54This was your idea.
39:55He wants us to get back together.
39:57Oh.
39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
40:00Sharon.
40:01She begged me to meet her.
40:02She said it was an emergency.
40:03Something about Benji.
40:05You coward.
40:08She grabbed my hand.
40:09She was begging me.
40:10It was pathetic.
40:11Okay.
40:12Take that, you slut.
40:13I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:27You're a worm.
40:29And you're fucking crazy.
40:31And this man does not pay his child support.
40:36Okay.
40:41Boopy.
40:42Don't even start.
40:43What the hell is this?
40:44You're embarrassing me.
40:45It's disgusting.
40:46Let's go.
40:47Let's go.
40:48Come on.
40:49Hey.
40:50Hey.
40:51Hey.
40:52Thank you for meeting with me.
40:53I'm happy to see you.
40:54Yeah.
40:55What do you want, Delilah?
40:56I've been thinking about us.
40:57About our conversation the other week and what you said.
41:01Look, I was wrong.
41:02I...
41:03What I said was wrong and I made a mistake and I was confused.
41:16What do you mean you were confused?
41:17What do you mean you were confused?
41:18How was dinner last night?
41:19With Andy.
41:20What?
41:21I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:22What?
41:23I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:24How do you know about that?
41:25Ah.
41:26So you did have dinner with him.
41:27And you held hands.
41:28How romantic.
41:29Oh my God.
41:30Did you have me followed?
41:31No.
41:32No.
41:33No.
41:34No.
41:35No.
41:36No.
41:37No.
41:38No.
41:39No.
41:40No.
41:41No.
41:42No.
41:43No.
41:44No.
41:45No.
41:46No.
41:47No.
41:48No.
41:49No.
41:50No.
41:51I got it.
41:52You told me followed?
41:53You're not even denying it.
41:54Oh God.
41:55I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:59Yeah.
42:00And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:05Right.
42:06Yeah.
42:07Right.
42:08And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings
42:10for you.
42:11But now I realize I was wrong.
42:14You're just an asshole.
42:17You're just alone.
42:19And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:26God.
42:28I hope I never have to see you again.
42:36Christ.
42:45Mom?
42:46Yeah, hon.
42:47Can I ask you a personal question?
42:52Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:55Where's George?
42:57George.
42:59You heard me.
43:00Where's George?
43:03Did he have a fight?
43:06Well, did he break up?
43:09Sometimes grown-ups, they have to make decisions.
43:23Well, it's okay.
43:24You broke up.
43:25Don't worry about it.
43:27I'm used to it.
43:29I'm sorry, Benji.
43:31I really am.
43:48What was in your car, George?
43:49Thank you for meeting with me.
43:59Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:02Um, are you here alone?
44:03Yeah, it's Nagat.
44:05Mom's a rocker.
44:06Roland fell asleep on the couch.
44:07He does it every time.
44:09Don't tell mom.
44:11Okay.
44:11I want to talk about mom.
44:15Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:19Mom was being super sad.
44:21And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:24You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:28I can tell.
44:30Benji, it's not what you think.
44:32Look, your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:41so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:45Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:47But...
44:47And you love her too.
44:48But there's...
44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish an anagans
44:51and please get back together.
44:54Deal?
44:58Deal.
45:02Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What?
45:05How are you...
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex
45:07had the two sets of tickets
45:08to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show
45:10and I couldn't use them
45:12and get them to me!
45:14What?
45:15Wait, that is like huge.
45:17Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
45:20How are you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well
45:23and guilt, baby, guilt.
45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
45:31Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:33Yeah!
45:35Wait, those are my designs.
45:42What?
45:43Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:45You see?
45:46Oh my God, they do!
45:49We have to go.
45:50We have to go.
46:01Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:17There they are.
46:17Ladies and gentlemen,
46:23before we end this magical show,
46:25we have a very special treat.
46:27Today, after years of secrecy,
46:29Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
46:34founder, and primary designer.
46:36Oh, my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:41Oh my God.
46:43Ladies and gentlemen,
46:45please put your hands together for none other than
46:47Justin Fitzgerald!
46:49Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:04George.
47:05George.
47:09Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:22Not a secret, Milo.
47:23A surprise.
47:25You shouldn't have said drink.
47:26Kill Benji.
47:27Wow, I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:32You know they say that the truth will set you free?
47:35Oh my God.
47:36Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:41And the truth is...
47:44I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:52The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:58Holy fuck.
48:00Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair.
48:03So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses
48:09designed by my love, Delilah.
48:36Disgusting.
48:36oh but before we end tonight's festivities i do have one more important thing to say
48:51and it is very important
48:53oh but before we end tonight's festivities i do have one more important thing to say
49:04and it is very important delilah would you mind coming up to join me
49:12oh
49:14delilah will you please do me the honor and be my wife
49:40delilah will you please do me the honor and be my wife
49:53yes
49:56what
49:58yes
50:01you will
50:02i will
50:03the clothing was disgusting
50:19terror
50:20andy james you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court
50:24sharon swart you are under arrest for attempted murder
50:28no boobie boobie make it stop no no no boobie boobie make it stop
50:33oh shut up sharon
50:34i now pronounce you husband and wife
50:43once upon a time i thought life was about finding love but in the end i learned it's
50:49not just about finding love but loving yourself your truth and your joy proving that sometimes
50:57the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings
51:04is
51:11so
51:13no
51:15i
51:16i
51:17i
51:17i
51:17i
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