- 7/12/2025
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail with my mouth.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out!
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04Alright, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17Let's go.
04:18Let's go.
04:19Let's go.
04:20Let's go.
04:21Let's go.
04:22Let's go.
04:23Let's go.
04:24Let's go.
04:25Let's go.
04:26Let's go.
04:27Let's go.
04:28Let's go.
04:29Let's go.
04:30Let's go.
04:31Let's go.
04:32Perfect.
04:33Let's go.
04:34Let's go.
04:35Let's go.
04:39Here we go.
04:43The end is on this day.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:48What can I get for you?
04:51What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
05:03Acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love.
05:20If he's ever going to find himself, just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know?
05:44Like, a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:15Two more.
06:17Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:20Good work.
06:20Good work.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:29I'm going to be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:31Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah.
06:40She doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:51Look, man, I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:06Yeah.
07:06Okay, crazy things have happened.
07:10I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see, she's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Another set?
07:17Okay.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:27I...
07:27What's this?
07:30Oh, no.
07:32Let's do.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:38Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:58I don't know.
08:06Ah!
08:06Fuck!
08:08Oh, no, no, no, no!
08:11Ah!
08:14Fucking hell.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:27Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:34Why, thank you, George.
08:39You look quite nice, too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No.
08:51I'm fine.
08:54This is going to be great.
09:02Okay.
09:06Come on, Benji!
09:07Come on!
09:09You can do it, Benji!
09:10Come on!
09:12Come on, Benji!
09:13Hit the ball for once!
09:15Let's go, Benji!
09:16Let's go, Benji!
09:18You're doing great!
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:24Looking good as always.
09:26Looking good as always?
09:28Somebody likes you.
09:29Shut up.
09:30All right, Benji!
09:31He does.
09:32Nice with that dribble!
09:34Nice!
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42That's him.
09:47That's who?
09:49Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:56He's coming over.
09:58What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George.
10:00Hey, Delilah.
10:01Oh, for Christ's sake.
10:08Man up, boy!
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:11Can I go?
10:12I'm so bored.
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God.
10:16I have a mini-pedi.
10:17Come on.
10:18Let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George.
10:28I'm the last new boyfriend.
10:31Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:36Yes.
10:37Yeah.
10:38We are dating.
10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hun?
10:43He's an actor.
10:45Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:48Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
11:00Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:07Don't worry, Boobie.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:17I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going,
11:21but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes.
11:24Yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27See you tomorrow.
11:28Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:44No, no, no, no, no.
11:45You're not supposed to do that.
11:46I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts.
11:49I still think this is a harebrained idea.
11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life
11:54where I can be a normal person.
11:56Nobody after my money or my status
11:59or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:04She just wants me to play a role.
12:06I do have to say,
12:07it's nice to see you smile again.
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:16And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:21Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case,
12:28but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:36Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:58Well, hello.
13:00Hello there.
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes.
13:11Oh, my.
13:21Oh, bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a lousy landlord.
13:27Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:31Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah.
13:46What if, yeah?
13:48Bye-bye.
13:49That was so strange.
13:51I know.
13:57Well, that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
14:04Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:10Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:17Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you going to do?
14:27Uh, same.
14:28Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:33Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:38Sure.
14:40Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:47So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
15:00my happy ending.
15:03And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair.
15:10And then we got a divorce.
15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking.
15:19Um, my car is useless.
15:22And I work in a diner.
15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:39I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:47Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure.
15:57Split the bill.
16:00Check, please.
16:01Check, please.
16:09Hey, Bernard.
16:11This is Justin.
16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
16:19He won't pay child support.
16:21And he works at Le Style.
16:22But I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:26Or he might figure out who I am.
16:27So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:35Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:45Let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
16:57What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:08What?
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10That's amazing, right?
18:41Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:53Delinquency of child support?
18:55Anyway...
19:15We need to talk.
19:21I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32That's her address.
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am.
19:42You got it.
19:42Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Good work.
19:47I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um...
20:00We should do it again sometime.
20:01I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:15Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what?
20:37Who?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:48I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:58Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:13I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:23What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:30Oh, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Well, I'm just going to call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:41Let's go.
22:00Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:23Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:50I think that we should practice kissing.
22:56I think that we should practice kissing.
23:00I think that would be a good idea.
23:03I think that would be a good idea.
23:30I think that would be a good idea.
23:33I think that would be a good idea.
23:36I think that would be a good idea.
23:38I think that we should practice,
23:39when we're here to practice.
23:41Okay.
23:43I think that would be a good idea.
23:45Oh, my God.
24:15George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Wait.
24:21Oh, okay, yeah.
24:21Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay.
24:34No, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go.
24:42Come on, finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:44I don't want to eat this.
24:48Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We got it.
24:50Come on.
24:51Okay.
24:55Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:04Hi.
25:04So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:17I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip.
25:25Zilch.
25:26Nada.
25:26How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:33No.
25:33That hoot.
25:36Dammit.
25:37How dare she?
25:38Maybe we owes her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:42Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay your house apart.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:58Let me get this straight.
26:01Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, uh, ow, damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta, I mean, ow.
26:12All right, all right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:28There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Rev.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:54No.
26:54Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is he saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Where can we?
27:30Rev, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:39And it is.
27:40But messy misses sometimes, you know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:50And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Thanks.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:05And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:11I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:30Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah?
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
29:07With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field, pretending to help Benji?
29:19I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:35Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't.
29:37I really fucking...
29:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:48And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52Hmm.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
29:56Hey, hey!
29:57Whoa, whoa!
29:57Come on!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look.
30:02I have money in my back pocket.
30:03You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:12Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look.
30:17You can just take the money.
30:17You got me.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
30:35I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:36Okay.
30:38Wait.
30:39You two know each other?
30:40uh dino is is my my cousin yeah but he called you boss yeah his nickname from when we were kids
30:54he was a real bossy sob yeah that's right i was just heading home when i heard screaming
31:00lucky coincidence yeah very lucky thank you dino thank you anytime we should go
31:07hey let's not tell benji about what happened i think it will really scare him
31:17i um i what look i don't know what i would do if something were to happen to you
31:27i think i would maybe what's going on i'm falling for you i'm in love with you
31:37no you aren't yes i am and what's so wrong with that listen george you are something really good
31:46that's come into my life because of a silly idea that i had
31:51okay the plan worked okay benji's fine he thinks that we're in love yeah because we are
31:58no we aren't yes we are no love ruins everything okay love was not part of the deal here part of
32:07the deal what about the other night hmm the other night was a mistake and that will never happen
32:14again are you serious yeah whatever delilah i did i'm not that type of guy but if you're that type of
32:24girl then my bad oh i am not that kind of girl at all and you better take that back delilah
32:32girl whatever you know i'm gonna go
32:36hey boss how about i heat you up some soup dino dino dino man women are nothing but trouble
32:56you know they think they know what they want then they get what they want and that actually is not
33:02even what they wanted and women are trouble that's that's the bottom line that's what i'm trying to say
33:07here i'm sorry man no it's fine dino you should go home straight to your wife because you got a good
33:17one yes sir and you should cherish her yes sir yeah
33:22one yes sir it's kind of going
33:43There's nothing in here.
34:13There's nothing in here.
34:43Tell me, what you got?
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere.
35:00What?
35:04They've seen my face.
35:05I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing.
35:10Get out!
35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should have saw it, the guy was.
35:16Idiot.
35:23Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it?
35:27What's wrong?
35:30Okay.
35:31I have to show you something.
35:34You can't laugh, okay?
35:36What?
35:37Of course.
35:38Anything for you, Boopie.
35:43What?
35:45Cher, they're...
35:45They're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:50Of course.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:53Thank you, Boopie.
35:57Wow.
35:57Incredible.
35:58Thank you, Boopie.
36:28Boopie.
36:34Mama's in the mood.
36:40Boopie.
36:42Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:52Boopie.
36:53Boopie.
36:56Boopie.
36:58Boopie.
36:59Boopie.
37:00Boopie.
37:00Boopie.
37:01Boopie.
37:02George, please call me.
37:26I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:32George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:49Benji misses you.
37:51I miss you.
37:53Call me.
38:02Fine.
38:13Around 7 o'clock.
38:15This better be important.
38:21Listen.
38:23I really need to talk with you.
38:25Can we get a coffee?
38:27Just a coffee.
38:29Okay, slam dunkin' coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:34See you then.
38:41Hey, Dino.
38:42Yes, boss.
38:44Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:46Can you follow Delilah?
38:47She's been acting a little strange.
38:49I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:51Consider it done.
38:57So what is this about?
38:59Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
39:03No.
39:07I've been thinking about us.
39:10Us.
39:12There is no us.
39:14But there is.
39:16There could be.
39:17When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:25We're a family.
39:28We're the perfect family.
39:30You've got to be kidding me.
39:31How dare you?
39:33How dare you?
39:41How dare you?
39:43Sharon, boopie!
39:45This was not my idea.
39:47You're lying.
39:48You're trying to steal my man.
39:50I already told you.
39:51He's mine, you slut.
39:52Tell her.
39:54This was your idea.
39:55He wants us to get back together.
39:57Oh.
39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
40:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
40:02She said it was an emergency.
40:04Something about Benji.
40:05You coward.
40:07She grabbed my hand.
40:09She was begging me.
40:10It was pathetic.
40:11Take that, you slut.
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:26You're a worm.
40:29And you're fucking crazy.
40:32And this man does not pay his child support.
40:36Okay.
40:37Okay.
40:41Boopie.
40:42Don't even start.
40:43What the hell is this?
40:44You're embarrassing me.
40:46It's disgusting.
40:46Let's go.
40:47Let's go.
40:48Come on.
40:55Hey.
40:57Hey.
40:59Thank you for meeting with me.
41:01I'm happy to see you.
41:04Yeah.
41:05What do you want, Delilah?
41:06I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
41:19Look, I was wrong.
41:22I...
41:23What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake, and I was confused.
41:28What do you mean you were confused?
41:30I was dinner last night with Andy.
41:34I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:40How do you know about that?
41:42Ah.
41:43So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands.
41:47How romantic.
41:48Oh, my God.
41:49Did you have me followed?
41:51You're not even denying it.
41:53Oh, God.
41:55I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:59Yeah.
41:59And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:05Right.
42:06Yeah, right.
42:07And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings for you.
42:12But now I realize I was wrong.
42:15You're just an asshole.
42:19And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:25I hope I never have to see you again.
42:36Jesus Christ.
42:45Mom?
42:46Yeah, hon?
42:47Can I ask you a personal question?
42:50Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:55Where's George?
42:57George.
42:59You heard me.
43:00Where's George?
43:03Um...
43:04Didn't he have a fight?
43:07Well...
43:08Did he break up?
43:09Sometimes grown-ups, they...
43:19They have to make decisions.
43:23Well, it's okay.
43:24You broke up.
43:25Don't worry about it.
43:27I'm used to it.
43:29I'm sorry, Benji.
43:32I really am.
43:34I'm sorry.
43:34What's in your car, George?
43:57Thank you for meeting with me.
43:59Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:02Um, are you here alone?
44:03Yeah, I snuck out.
44:05Mom's a rocker.
44:06Roland fell asleep on the couch.
44:07He does it every time.
44:09Don't tell mom.
44:11Okay.
44:12I want to talk about mom.
44:15Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:19Mom was being super sad.
44:22And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:24You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:28I can tell.
44:31Benji, it's not what you think.
44:32Look, look.
44:35Your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:41so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:45Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:47But...
44:47And you love her, too.
44:48But there's...
44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish an anagans
44:51and please get back together.
44:54Deal?
44:58Deal.
44:58Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What?
45:05I'm...
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex
45:07had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show
45:10and I couldn't use them and get them to me!
45:14What?
45:15Wait, that is, like, huge.
45:17Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
45:20How are you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:24And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
45:31Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:33Yeah!
45:39Wait, those are my designs.
45:42What?
45:43Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:45You see?
45:45Oh my God, they do!
45:47We have to go.
46:10Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:15There they are.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen,
46:23before we end this magical show,
46:25we have a very special treat.
46:27Today, after years of secrecy,
46:29Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
46:34founder, and primary designer.
46:36Oh my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:41Oh my God.
46:42Ladies and gentlemen,
46:45please put your hands together for none other than
46:47Justin Fitzgerald.
46:59Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:01George.
47:10Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah.
47:12He gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah.
47:18He gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:21Not a secret, Milo.
47:23A surprise.
47:24Yeah.
47:24You should have lost entry.
47:26Kill Benji.
47:27Wow.
47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:32You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:35Oh my God.
47:36Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:42And the truth is...
47:44I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:52The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:58Holy fuck.
48:00Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair.
48:03So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:31Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:53Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
49:08Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:13Oh.
49:15Ready?
49:15Oh.
49:23Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:40Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:57What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will?
50:02I will.
50:03You will.
50:10The clothing is disgusting.
50:19Terrible.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:40I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love, but in the end, I learned it's
50:49not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy, proving that sometimes
50:57the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
51:00The best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
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