Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock jokes presented by way of song. By Gary Crockett.

Transcript

00:00Knock-knock, who's there? Hatch-hatch-hoo, God bless you.

00:09Knock-knock, who's there? An extraterrestrial, an extraterrestrial, who?

00:15Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?

00:20Knock-knock, who's there? Toony, Toony, who? Toony, fish.

00:30Knock-knock, who's there? Ho, ho, ho, ho, hoo, you know your Santa impression could use a little work.

00:38Knock-knock, who's there? Danger-boo, danger-boo, hoo, knock-knock.

00:45Knock-knock, who's there? Interrupting cow, interrupting moo.

00:54Knock-knock, who's there? Control freak, conter. Okay, now you say control freak, hoo.

01:00Knock-knock, who's there? Na-na-na-na-who, none of your business.

01:07Knock-knock, who's there? Lena-la-na-who, lean a little closer and I'll tell you another joke.

01:15Knock-knock, who's there? Opportunity, that's impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice.

01:24Knock-knock, who's there? Dishes, dishes, who? Dishes the police, open up.

01:30Knock-knock, who's there? The police, the pole, will be the ones asking the questions here.

01:38Knock-knock, who's there? Your nana but my nana's dead, I know, just reminding you.

01:47Knock-knock, who's there? Kanga-kanga-who, actually, it's kangaroo.

01:52Knock-knock, who's there? Irish, Irish, who? Irish, you a merry Christmas.

02:02Knock-knock, who's there? Woo-hoo, who? Woo-hoo, I love a good party.

02:09Knock-knock, who's there? Grover, Grover, who? Grover, there and get me a cookie.

02:22Knock-knock, who's there? The guy who finished second, the guy who finished second, who, exactly?

02:30Knock-knock, who's there? Road to road to who? Row, row, row to both.

02:35Knock-knock, who's there? Moo-moo-moo-moo-hoo. Make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

02:46Knock-knock, who's there? Dave, Dave, who? Dave's not here, man.

02:55Knock-knock, who's there? I heard, I heard who? I heard you were home, so I came over.

03:00Knock-knock, who's there? Wouldn't you, wouldn't you, who? Wouldn't you like to know?

03:08Knock-knock, who's there? I see, I see who? I see who? You're laughing already.

03:17Knock-knock, who's there? When, when, who, when will these jokes ever end?

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