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00:00:00肥子呀!
00:00:01老夫也是为国分忧!
00:00:03你想保苏与其?
00:00:07那你就来比试对联呐!
00:00:11我当是什么?
00:00:13不就是比对联吗?
00:00:15本宫外号,对穿肠!
00:00:18对他你八边左手都不认识!
00:00:21我的太子爷呀!
00:00:24满朝文武!
00:00:26谁不知道你才输学浅!
00:00:28您不要说对对联了!
00:00:31你恐怕连四都认不全吧!
00:00:36彪儿!
00:00:37文才不是你的优势!
00:00:39你先退下吧!
00:00:42早就在东来国听说堂堂大侠国太子!
00:00:46风流成性!
00:00:48没想到还是个吹牛卖嘴的庸才!
00:00:53美人儿!
00:00:54你还是跟我走吧!
00:00:56嫁给这废物!
00:00:58岂不是鲜花刹牛份上!
00:01:00不!
00:01:01太子殿下才不是你们说的那种庸才!
00:01:06若是不让太子殿下比试!
00:01:08与其请愿以死明治!
00:01:11与其虽未入宫!
00:01:13与其虽未入宫!
00:01:14但已是殿下的人了!
00:01:15与其虽未入宫!
00:01:16但已是殿下的人了!
00:01:17与其虽未入宫!
00:01:18但已是殿下的人了!
00:01:19愿殿下为大侠一血前耻!
00:01:20愿殿下为大侠一血前耻!
00:01:21为大侠一血前耻!
00:01:22不枉与其一片苦血!
00:01:23不枉与其一片苦血!
00:01:25即是如此!
00:01:26真准了!
00:01:27彪儿!
00:01:28彪儿!
00:01:29你可要三思而厚颜!
00:01:32就你个废物太子!
00:01:34也配合我堆堆脸!
00:01:36我一提就难死你!
00:01:39挺好了!
00:01:40俗话里!
00:01:42花不香鸟不叫!
00:01:44废物太子!
00:01:45可笑可笑!
00:01:46妙!
00:01:48太子殿下!
00:01:50你还是直接认输吧!
00:01:53要是想半天还对不出来!
00:01:57岂不是丢了我大下国的脸吗?
00:02:00谁说我对不出来?
00:02:01听着!
00:02:03本宫的下脸是!
00:02:05棋盘上!
00:02:06车无轮!
00:02:07马无江!
00:02:08流氓使臣!
00:02:09提防!
00:02:10提防!
00:02:14卧槽!
00:02:15这都让这废物对上来了!
00:02:18怎么样!
00:02:20功不功成!
00:02:21太子平日放荡!
00:02:23实则满腹才一血!
00:02:26出来!
00:02:27刚才是我大意了!
00:02:29连使臣都这么出尔翻!
00:02:31看来这东来国是个没有信誉的国家!
00:02:35你!
00:02:36你需要得意!
00:02:37刚才瞎猫碰上死耗子!
00:02:39这次可就没那么侥幸了!
00:02:42听好了!
00:02:43山河本一起!
00:02:46地河分南北!
00:02:48贵宾这上联似乎另有生意!
00:02:54东来国在南!
00:02:56大夏在北!
00:02:58不分南北!
00:03:00这分明是要吞变我大夏国!
00:03:03大胆东来国使臣!
00:03:05你要带东来国主发动战争吗?
00:03:13张皇帝何必如此!
00:03:18只不过是一个对联嘛!
00:03:20连皇帝都大惊小怪!
00:03:22看来大夏也不过如此!
00:03:25父皇!
00:03:26儿臣为大夏再战!
00:03:28东来使臣!
00:03:29将你的上联再说于本宫!
00:03:32我说一百遍你也对不上来!
00:03:35上联是山河本一体!
00:03:38地河分南北!
00:03:40我的下联是人畜本同园!
00:03:43你不是东西!
00:03:44你什么意思!
00:03:46你骂谁不是东西!
00:03:47不过区区对联而已!
00:03:49何必介意大星小怪呢!
00:03:51你侮辱本使带我扳回东来!
00:03:54定将你责罚!
00:03:55你犯我大夏!
00:03:57你觉得你还能回去吗?
00:03:58我还有最后一个对联!
00:04:00听好了!
00:04:02你家坟头我种树!
00:04:05这也能叫上联!
00:04:08此乃我东来百年绝对!
00:04:12这次我要和你赌命!
00:04:16你为何发笑?
00:04:19我笑你东来国蠢!
00:04:23一百年了!
00:04:24这种对联也无人能对得上!
00:04:26还赌命!
00:04:27这百年绝对你能对得上!
00:04:32恢复我!
00:04:33儿臣能!
00:04:34一派胡言!
00:04:36你要对得出来!
00:04:37老子砍下头来给你当球体!
00:04:39换你这帘子再给我说一遍!
00:04:41你家坟头我种树!
00:04:43树做棺材给你住!
00:04:45爱的殿下!
00:04:46竟然把这绝对对上来了!
00:04:48老夫对了一辈子的对联!
00:04:57居然坏到你小子手里!
00:04:59无名秀义!
00:05:01我早就说过!
00:05:03本宫外号对穿成!
00:05:06来人!
00:05:07拖出去!
00:05:08是!
00:05:09啊!
00:05:10啊!
00:05:11啊!
00:05:12啊!
00:05:13啊!
00:05:14啊!
00:05:18啊!
00:05:19太子殿下应财决绝!
00:05:21深藏不露!
00:05:22张皇上!
00:05:23今日比试是我出了!
00:05:26是问殿下敢不敢跟我毒把蛋?
00:05:31玩什么!
00:05:32本宫奉陪到底!
00:05:34跟你比武吧!
00:05:36那是我欺負你!
00:05:37今天咱们就比比力气!
00:05:38殿下!
00:05:39不要中计!
00:05:40比力气!
00:05:41你怎么能比的了他!
00:05:42本宫怕你不成!
00:05:43走!
00:05:44走!
00:05:45走!
00:05:46I'm afraid you won't do it
00:05:48Let's go
00:05:50Let's go
00:05:58Let's go
00:06:00Let's go
00:06:02Let's go
00:06:08This is the Holy Spirit
00:06:10Let's go
00:06:40Let's go
00:06:42Let's go
00:06:44Let's go
00:06:46Go
00:06:48How do you
00:06:50My
00:06:52Khalid
00:06:54Thank you
00:06:56This
00:06:58That
00:06:59That
00:07:04This
00:07:08Let's take a look at it.
00:07:10Let's take a look at it.
00:07:16Let's take a look at it.
00:07:28Oh my God.
00:07:30You should just take a look at it.
00:07:38Oh, look at it.
00:07:40What?
00:07:42Give me the tip of the entire Earth.
00:07:47I'm giving up.
00:07:48Who won?
00:07:50I'm not going to win.
00:07:52I'm not going to win.
00:07:54He's not going to win.
00:07:56You can't win.
00:07:58You can't win.
00:08:00You're not going to win.
00:08:02You're not going to win.
00:08:04Come to me, I'll win.
00:08:06I'll win.
00:08:08Let's go!
00:08:10I'm not going to use this!
00:08:12I'm not going to use this!
00:08:14I'm not going to use this!
00:08:20The father, please use the hand!
00:08:25The other food is so delicious
00:08:27Is it better?
00:08:29You can't eat the hand!
00:08:31Please use the hand!
00:08:33I'm not going to use this!
00:08:38Thank you very much.
00:09:08Thank you very much.
00:09:38Thank you very much.
00:10:07Thank you very much.
00:10:37Thank you very much.
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