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00:00:00You're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:00:02What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:00:05We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:00:07What if she's married already?
00:00:09Well, yeah. She's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
00:00:13Not happening.
00:00:18Where are you going?
00:00:19To the racetrack.
00:00:21Bus!
00:00:23To the racetrack.
00:00:30You win!
00:00:36Yes!
00:00:41Boss!
00:00:42The trading system is down!
00:00:47What?
00:00:47The trading system is down!
00:00:50We need you!
00:00:56The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
00:00:58The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
00:01:01All my stop-bosses are firing like crazy!
00:01:03We're down 100 million already.
00:01:05The computer thinks this is normal!
00:01:07I can't do anything no matter what I try!
00:01:09If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
00:01:12Don't panic! The boss is here!
00:01:21Stop staring and get out of the chair!
00:01:22Go!
00:01:23Go!
00:01:28To the curtain!
00:01:342, 2, 3, 3, or 3!
00:01:38To the 위에 or 3, 4?
00:01:39Wideuri Press it on another page, cross to the window!
00:01:43Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline
00:01:44indicators.
00:01:46So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
00:01:49So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it
00:01:52should do.
00:01:53You
00:01:59Boss even you can't solve it
00:02:02Sorry food coma is hitting hard
00:02:05Mind grabbing me a coat?
00:02:09Who does she think she's fooling? What does a woman possibly know about all this if she fixes it?
00:02:14I'll quit immediately. You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips
00:02:20Here you go boss
00:02:23Hmm
00:02:34Relax people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden
00:02:38Go home get some sleep
00:02:41And with that we're gone
00:02:44Thank you boss. You truly are the MVP
00:02:46All right, let's go folks. Come on. Let her work. Let's go
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00:03:30The model's fixed?
00:03:32The company account.
00:03:33Haas is insane!
00:03:34Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a kelly in one night.
00:03:37Time to update that resume, Tom?
00:03:39Or is all that big talk just hot air?
00:03:41Mark, who is our boss, really?
00:03:43Clueless as usual, Tom.
00:03:45Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
00:03:47Her algorithm is the reason why TV security is a titan-
00:03:50What on earth are we doing during work hours?
00:03:54And you are?
00:03:55Meet the chairman's son.
00:03:57Your new CEO.
00:03:59Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
00:04:03And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
00:04:06Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
00:04:08You are fire!
00:04:09Us?
00:04:11Here at TV, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:04:16Here at TV, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:04:19Only the best work here.
00:04:22We made it here on Pure Talent.
00:04:23You don't want to talk about mediocrity?
00:04:25It's just that trust fund that bought your position-
00:04:28Did you just hit her?
00:04:30What the hell's wrong with you?
00:04:32I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
00:04:37Here is your hush money.
00:04:40Take it and get out.
00:04:43You know what?
00:04:44Here's a little extra.
00:04:45Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
00:04:48I don't want to see that.
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:50Drop it.
00:04:51Just go handle as much as work.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:53I'm bored paying insane money for her brain.
00:04:56Jackson will have the guts to touch her.
00:04:58Listen up, everybody.
00:04:59The market is a savage wilderness.
00:05:01It is a dog-eat-dog world.
00:05:02It is eat or be eaten.
00:05:04You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
00:05:11Those will be eaten.
00:05:13But the real elephants, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
00:05:19Top of the leaderboard is...
00:05:26Caitlin!
00:05:28Where's my superstar?
00:05:29That would be me.
00:05:31Caitlin.
00:05:34Is this...
00:05:35Kayla Twist?
00:05:36Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
00:05:37You know, she has a concert tonight.
00:05:38Would you want to go?
00:05:39God, yes.
00:05:40This is perfect.
00:05:41It's perfect!
00:05:42Go!
00:05:43Now!
00:05:44Before you're late!
00:05:45And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fine.
00:05:46What?
00:05:47Why?
00:05:48The Nikkei opens during concert hour.
00:05:49You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
00:05:54Those numbers must be fake.
00:05:55Now, who's your boss?
00:05:56I need to meet the clown that runs the circus!
00:05:58It's Jessica!
00:05:59She's here!
00:06:00You are fired!
00:06:14You are fired!
00:06:17Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
00:06:21Who I am doesn't matter.
00:06:22All that matters is that you are fired!
00:06:24Are you certain about firing me?
00:06:25You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn about your precious brain?
00:06:29You wouldn't say that, exactly.
00:06:30Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
00:06:33Yeah, and we even made a profit!
00:06:35You expect me to believe that?
00:06:37Her name wasn't even on those reports.
00:06:38So take your headphones and beat it.
00:06:40Can't trash ruin my shoes.
00:06:44And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
00:06:49And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
00:06:51So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
00:06:53Leave them alone.
00:06:54They have nothing to do with this.
00:06:56I'll go.
00:06:57What?
00:06:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
00:07:01Thank you!
00:07:02Susan!
00:07:03Boss, she's high up in trading.
00:07:18Farring her out of nowhere might be problematic.
00:07:21Susan, Susan, Susan.
00:07:24Look around, finance is a men's game.
00:07:26Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
00:07:30I did us a favor.
00:07:31We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
00:07:37Dad, how's it going?
00:07:39I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
00:07:46Woman executive?
00:07:48How many women executives do we have Susan?
00:07:51Just two women in executive roles.
00:07:55These are the ones.
00:07:57She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
00:08:00A quant model.
00:08:01She built it from scratch.
00:08:03And keeping her is non-negotiable.
00:08:05Our marketing dominance depends on it.
00:08:07Jesse.
00:08:08Harvard PhD.
00:08:09Start Trader.
00:08:12Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
00:08:14Yeah, Jesse.
00:08:15I didn't fire Jesse.
00:08:16Did I?
00:08:17Actually, Jessica.
00:08:18She's our golden goose.
00:08:19Now you need to-
00:08:20Dad, you just focus on getting better.
00:08:22I'll make sure she stays, alright?
00:08:23Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
00:08:24Alright, alright.
00:08:25Pete, honey.
00:08:26Remember our pillow talk?
00:08:27Trading director.
00:08:28Want to think Jessica?
00:08:29It's time you pay up with her boy.
00:08:30Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
00:08:32I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
00:08:43We've got a new CEO.
00:08:45Let's lay low for a while.
00:08:47It already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
00:08:51I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
00:08:57We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
00:09:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
00:09:07Of course.
00:09:14Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
00:09:17Come in.
00:09:21Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
00:09:25What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
00:09:27God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
00:09:29He wants you to go see him now.
00:09:30Am I up next on the chopping block?
00:09:45You needed something, Jackson?
00:09:46Jesse, you're right. Damn, looking good.
00:09:48Thanks.
00:09:49Word is, our quant trading model is CRUSHING market averages.
00:09:54I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
00:09:56Wait, that's Jessica's work.
00:09:58How does he not know this?
00:09:59Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
00:10:07You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
00:10:16You're referring to Jessica, right?
00:10:19I already fired that corporate parasite.
00:10:23I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
00:10:27Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
00:10:31What I like to hear.
00:10:32All right, get going, clock's ticking.
00:10:34I'm on it.
00:10:37That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
00:10:41Yeah, hardly remarkable.
00:10:42Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
00:10:45Miss J?
00:10:45Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
00:10:47She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
00:10:50So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
00:10:52You've already got someone else in mind.
00:10:54Always two steps ahead, Susan.
00:10:58Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
00:11:01Unbelievable.
00:11:05Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
00:11:08Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
00:11:24Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
00:11:33Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
00:11:36Ah, don't go around calling her that.
00:11:38You told me to call her that.
00:11:40Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
00:11:42Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
00:11:44Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
00:11:45We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities.
00:11:48Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
00:11:50Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
00:11:53Something's off here.
00:11:55Let's go get her.
00:11:56This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
00:12:00You idiot.
00:12:14This office is all mine now.
00:12:15Oh, broke much?
00:12:24Disgusting.
00:12:32Jessica's Jackson's drink home, Mrs. J?
00:12:37Jackson fired Jessica.
00:12:39And no one knows who she really is.
00:12:40I can take advantage of this.
00:12:48Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
00:12:53What do you think you're doing, Jessie?
00:12:55Nothing. I'm just trying to deal with you.
00:12:58Do you know what you just did?
00:13:01Your reckless typing just cost the company 200 grand.
00:13:03What?
00:13:04No way, I didn't touch anything.
00:13:06Don't try to pin this on me, Jessica.
00:13:08Good luck explaining that to the board.
00:13:09What?
00:13:12You wouldn't dare.
00:13:13I guess we'll just have to see what happens.
00:13:15Just stop.
00:13:15Hey! I said wait!
00:13:17I...
00:13:23Jessica! What the hell is going on?
00:13:25Jackson, Jessica messed with the model revenge against you,
00:13:27and when I tried to stop her, she slapped me.
00:13:29That's a lie. You were obviously the one who...
00:13:31I was, but it was me.
00:13:34I'm so sorry. I tried to catch her in time,
00:13:36but I was too late and...
00:13:38She cost the company 200 grand in less than 60 seconds.
00:13:42I'm so sorry.
00:13:43Let them investigate.
00:13:44The error came from your terminal, Jessica.
00:13:46You can't escape this one.
00:13:47Okay, it's...
00:13:48It's not your fault.
00:13:50It's her fault.
00:13:51How is the world so full of complete idiots?
00:13:55How are you calling an idiot?
00:13:56Think you're leaving?
00:13:57Security!
00:14:00What is the meaning of this?
00:14:01Jessica, you've assaulted one of my employees and tanked company assets.
00:14:07Did you really think that you were just going to waltz on out the door?
00:14:09So what now? You're planning on having me arrested?
00:14:12That's exactly what I'll do.
00:14:14You'll have to pay back that $200,000, and you'll serve jail time.
00:14:18Jackson, I'm wondering something.
00:14:21How did someone with your limited cognitive abilities become TV CEO?
00:14:24You pathetic waste of space! How dare you question Jackson's leadership!
00:14:27What do you think you're doing?
00:14:39Anyone who assaults my staff will face consequences.
00:14:42You better get down on your hands and knees and beg me for forgiveness.
00:14:47And I might just let it slide.
00:14:49In your dreams.
00:14:53You ungrateful bitch!
00:14:55Whoa!
00:14:57What is with all the office drama?
00:15:10You having a party without me?
00:15:13It's the future wife of the Clooney Financial Group's president.
00:15:18Whoa!
00:15:19What is with all the office drama?
00:15:21You having a party without me?
00:15:23Well, look who it is. The legendary playboy himself. William, head of the Clooney Financial Group.
00:15:33For the record, I'm a one-woman man.
00:15:35William, what are you even doing here?
00:15:36Last time I checked, Clooney Financial wasn't even in the securities game.
00:15:39You're absolutely right, Jackson. I wasn't until about an hour ago.
00:15:42What was it called again?
00:15:43Charles Securities.
00:15:44Right. Jessica, word on the street is some idiot just fired you. How about joining my team?
00:15:52Have we met before?
00:15:54He actually looks at your picture every day, so he's pretty familiar.
00:15:57What he's trying to say is I've reviewed your professional headshots while studying your
00:16:12exceptional training record. With your talents, our company would dominate the market.
00:16:16Dominate the market for a company you bought an hour ago?
00:16:19William, I think your playboy lifestyle has finally fried your brain.
00:16:23This moron who lost my company 200 grand in five minutes is your genius trader?
00:16:28Maybe you should get your eyes checked instead, Jackson.
00:16:31You know nothing. Miss J, who I happen to know personally, is the top female trader in existence.
00:16:38Miss J? That's my exact online alias.
00:16:41Miss J. Jackson, it was me emailing you all along.
00:16:47Jesse, you're Miss J? How could I not realize that? I mean, with your absolutely brilliant talent and
00:16:54stunning looks.
00:16:58Um, we're still here. You two can go get a room or, you know, me and Jessica can just get on out of here.
00:17:04Look, William.
00:17:05I don't care if you throw money at women for fun, but Jessica is TB property and we will handle her as
00:17:11we see fits.
00:17:11That's right, Mr. Clooney. And don't be fooled by Jessica here. She likes to sleep her way to
00:17:17the top. Not to mention that she lost 200,000 of our company's money in less than, what, five minutes?
00:17:23Jesse, you know exactly who lost that 200 grand. And Jackson, does the board know you fired me?
00:17:31Are you prepared to take responsibility for the losses that will follow?
00:17:36Now why on earth would I need board approval to fire you?
00:17:39Do you think you created that model that TB is going to crash and burn without you here?
00:17:42Congratulations, you just answered your own question.
00:17:45What nonsense are you spewing now?
00:17:46Jesse created that model. TB's market dominance is all thanks to her.
00:17:51Jesse.
00:17:51Jackson!
00:17:53TB needs your leadership to succeed and, you know, some people are just dead weight and we should cut our
00:18:00losses.
00:18:00Exactly. Jessica, you will pay back every dime of that 200,000 dollars.
00:18:06Jessica, you will pay back every dime of that 200,000 dollars.
00:18:18There's your money, Jackson.
00:18:21Jessica, it's time to go.
00:18:22Hold on.
00:18:26Jackson, fine, fire me. But I didn't cause that 200,000 dollar loss, so I'm not paying a dime.
00:18:32What about those promised dividends?
00:18:33Jessica, you will never see one cent of those bonuses.
00:18:38All right then, I'll recover it from the market myself.
00:18:42The job offer is still on the table.
00:18:45Okay, then I will make sure this check is money well spent.
00:18:49What was the name of your company again?
00:18:51Charles Securities.
00:18:54Mark my words, Jackson, Jesse.
00:18:57Charles will crush TB and claim the top spot in no time.
00:19:01You're so nerd.
00:19:15You threw 200k at me just to buy me a whiskey?
00:19:18Well, an old classmate's pretty night.
00:19:21Isn't catching up the first order of business?
00:19:26It's not surprising you were always first in class.
00:19:36Probably don't remember who came second.
00:19:56I honestly don't recall.
00:20:03So, you do remember me then?
00:20:08So, you do remember me then?
00:20:12Perpetually coming into second place?
00:20:15That's certainly hard to forget, at least in my life.
00:20:18Only victories.
00:20:19TB Securities has seen massive layoffs since its new CEO took charge, with over a third of core staff terminated.
00:20:36Industry sources suggest potential internal management.
00:20:39So, please tell me you did not let Jessica go.
00:20:53Miss Jay, you are everything I imagined and more.
00:20:58Beautiful mind, stunning words.
00:21:01Hey, Dad.
00:21:13Son, please tell me you did not let Jessica go.
00:21:18Uh, Jessica?
00:21:20Death, no, no, no.
00:21:21I think you have the wrong...
00:21:22Easy, Jesse.
00:21:24Jesse, okay, let me just wrap this up.
00:21:26She is critical to our company's survival.
00:21:29You can't let her go!
00:21:31Dad, don't worry.
00:21:31I kept her most crucial talent.
00:21:34With our current partnership,
00:21:36TV is in great hands with a very bright future.
00:21:39Jesse, as you heard, we need to fast-track that model upgrade.
00:21:47What's wrong, Jackson?
00:21:49I'm worried about Jessica and William.
00:21:51Please.
00:21:51One's incompetent, the other one's a playboy.
00:21:53They're beneath my concern.
00:21:56Hey, but the fund's launch is all that really matters.
00:22:00I trust you completely with the fund.
00:22:03All right, after all,
00:22:05Miss Jay's fund broke all industry profit records last year in only three months.
00:22:09Jessica was that good?
00:22:11Hey, what's wrong? Hey.
00:22:13Jackson, don't worry.
00:22:14I'll get that upgraded model ASAP just to make sure that the launch is perfect.
00:22:20Now the business is done, I say we get back to pleasure.
00:22:30What?
00:22:31Charles Securities is bankrupt?
00:22:33As the previous owner, let me be clear,
00:22:35Charles is not bankrupt, just nearly about to be bankrupt.
00:22:38Is there even a difference?
00:22:40Seriously, you couldn't find a better company to buy?
00:22:43Sir, you were so eager to woo the girl with your last-minute purchase.
00:22:46I mean, I didn't-
00:22:47Shut up.
00:22:48Mom?
00:22:51Jessica, not to worry.
00:22:53Look, if Charles fails, we'll find another firm.
00:22:55Heck, I'd even buy TB if necessary.
00:22:58Buy TB Securities.
00:22:59Oh, you got that kind of money laying around?
00:23:01Of course I do.
00:23:02Don't bother.
00:23:03As long as Charles has proper licensing, I can make it outrank TB and dominate the industry.
00:23:07Don't make me laugh.
00:23:09TB has the most advanced quantitative-
00:23:11trading model out there.
00:23:21You can never top that, no matter how good you are.
00:23:23What if she's the genius buying TB's model?
00:23:25What?
00:23:26No, no way.
00:23:31TB is top dog solely because of their one-of-a-kind trading model.
00:23:36If you designed it, why would they ever let you go?
00:23:39Maybe because their management wouldn't see talent if it hit them in the face.
00:23:43No way.
00:23:44I'm not buying this.
00:23:45TB's management can't be that dumb.
00:23:52Is this the famous TB model you're so impressed by?
00:23:54How?
00:23:56He's recreated TB's entire trading model in just a minute.
00:24:01Oh great, how can I assist you?
00:24:03Copy, tea, anything of my undying loyalty.
00:24:06Anything.
00:24:09With you on the team, we'll topple TB before they know it hit them.
00:24:12Um, I'm the boss here.
00:24:14However, boss, we have one big issue.
00:24:18We're seriously understaffed.
00:24:20That's no problem.
00:24:22This lists every key player in the industry.
00:24:25Name anyone and I'll have them hired by tomorrow.
00:24:27No need to waste money on that.
00:24:28Uh, what about our technical team?
00:24:30Well, TB has plenty of staff, right?
00:24:32Recruit from TB?
00:24:33They're paced, legendary best in the business.
00:24:35I doubt anyone is going to jump ship.
00:24:43Hey, Mark.
00:24:43It's me.
00:24:44Hi, Jessica.
00:24:47I'm in.
00:24:48I'm handing in my notice right now.
00:24:49Jessica's team is hiring.
00:24:50Want to jump ship with me?
00:24:51Seriously, I'd work for less.
00:24:53It's Jessica frickin' Jenkins.
00:24:55Wait for me.
00:24:55I'm coming too.
00:25:00Boss, we're screwed.
00:25:01All I see in your analysts and traders just quit simultaneously.
00:25:04Trade floor is a ghost town.
00:25:05What?
00:25:06They quit on what grounds?
00:25:07Where does Jessica poach them all?
00:25:09That's just like her.
00:25:10Playing dirty.
00:25:10You know, she can't beat us fair and square.
00:25:12So she'd probably bribe them with a-
00:25:14Being on William's fortune.
00:25:16The day.
00:25:16Perfect.
00:25:18See, Susan, this is why I hired her.
00:25:20Damn, they're gorgeous.
00:25:38Why are they dressed like that for the office?
00:25:40Finally, you're here.
00:25:45Attention, attention everyone.
00:25:47I would like to introduce you to our new senior traders.
00:25:50Larry and Aima.
00:25:52And our new data analyst, Amanda.
00:25:54They will be running our new trading operation starting today.
00:25:57So give them a warm welcome and get back to work.
00:26:01Jessie, this is not what you promised at work.
00:26:04Since when are we actually working?
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Weren't we supposed to be hunting for sugar daddies?
00:26:08Don't worry.
00:26:09Jessica's model does everything.
00:26:11I just need you to look charming for the TV executives.
00:26:15Don't forget, we're after the whole company.
00:26:18Jesus, what are you wearing?
00:26:19You look like a disco ball.
00:26:20Go change.
00:26:24These are the team members I worked with previously.
00:26:26And this is our boss, William Clooney.
00:26:29And our trading director, Evan something.
00:26:32Charles.
00:26:33Evan Charles.
00:26:34Nice to meet you, sir.
00:26:36Well, now that we're all here,
00:26:37I trust you understand our mission.
00:26:39To outperform TV securities.
00:26:40And with you at our helm, Jessica, I know we'll crush it.
00:26:43Wonderful.
00:26:44Everyone take their seats, please.
00:26:49Jessica, we have the team.
00:26:51We have the funds, plus your copied trading model.
00:26:55We can't possibly lose.
00:26:57You mean TB's trading model?
00:26:59Oh, I erased that.
00:27:00What the hell?
00:27:01Why would you do that?
00:27:04Why would you do that?
00:27:05Because there's a catastrophic flaw in their basic model.
00:27:07Their model has no filtering safeguards.
00:27:10In high volatility markets, the position scaling module generates massive profits for TV.
00:27:14But when that volatility contracts, which it will,
00:27:17users face catastrophic losses.
00:27:18TV included.
00:27:19And if it spots the defects and adds a filtering protocol to the upgraded system,
00:27:23I'm the sole keeper of the core algorithm.
00:27:25They'll never crack it.
00:27:27So once we develop our upgraded version, we can pick them off in the marketplace.
00:27:30That's your dinner?
00:27:39A burger?
00:27:40Really?
00:27:41Yeah.
00:27:42Got a better suggestion?
00:27:44Ooh, I should treat it as something extraordinary.
00:27:47Like Caspian pearl sturgeon caviar.
00:27:50Burgers taste pretty good too, you know.
00:27:56It's delicious.
00:27:58But you need to eat dinner now.
00:27:59Well, back to coding then.
00:28:01Uh, uh, uh.
00:28:03Boss's orders.
00:28:05You're done for tonight.
00:28:17What's the problem?
00:28:18Jesse, we can't figure out this trading model.
00:28:21We've entered transaction amounts and hemorrhaged money.
00:28:24What?
00:28:26What?
00:28:26You idiots!
00:28:28Don't put this on us.
00:28:29We never claim to understand quant trading.
00:28:32Yeah, if this blows up, we are not the ones responsible.
00:28:35Okay, how much are we talking here?
00:28:38A million bucks?
00:28:42Oh my god, you had me worried.
00:28:44A measy million is nothing to TP.
00:28:46We are talking about a million dollars.
00:28:50Okay, well relax.
00:28:52All right, Jackson, trust me.
00:28:54He's not gonna sweat the small stuff, okay?
00:28:57Anyway, I gotta go.
00:28:58I could put dinner dates.
00:29:00That's good then.
00:29:01Yeah, isn't it?
00:29:02Clock out, you three.
00:29:03Now!
00:29:04How do we clock it, how?
00:29:15So this is your idea of fine dining, was it?
00:29:17Oh, I didn't check the hours, sorry.
00:29:22Well, William, you've wasted 30 minutes of my time.
00:29:25That's potentially thousands in market opportunities,
00:29:27so I'm gonna go.
00:29:28Okay, hold on.
00:29:34Happy birthday, Jessica.
00:29:57Jessica, there's no rush.
00:29:59I rented out the entire place for the evening.
00:30:01It's pre-market trading hours.
00:30:03Every minute here is another minute I'm not making money.
00:30:05Got it?
00:30:05But it's your birthday.
00:30:09William, thank you for thinking about me,
00:30:12but profits are my preferred birthday present.
00:30:16Are you gonna eat that?
00:30:18If not, we should really go back to work.
00:30:21Jessica, tonight is for birthday celebrations only.
00:30:24No more work talk.
00:30:26And what's a celebration without a toast?
00:30:39Alcohol wastes time and clouds my judgment.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:45So what's the largest fund you've ever managed?
00:30:4710 billion.
00:30:4910 billion.
00:30:50Okay, tell you what.
00:30:52Finish that drink and I'll pump 10 billion more into Charles Securities.
00:30:56What do you say?
00:30:5610 billion for one glass?
00:30:59Mm-hmm.
00:31:01That is an excellent ROI.
00:31:07William, I want to kiss you.
00:31:15Will one glass do?
00:31:17Or shall I drink 10 more?
00:31:18I apologize, but this is a closed booking.
00:31:25Ah!
00:31:26You fool.
00:31:28Do you know who he is?
00:31:32Do you know who he is?
00:31:33I don't care who he is.
00:31:35He's gonna apologize today.
00:31:36Great.
00:31:37You two again.
00:31:38Really?
00:31:38Apologize now.
00:31:40Okay, look.
00:31:41She's a waiter.
00:31:42Big deal.
00:31:42She got slapped.
00:31:43Who cares?
00:31:44You know what kid?
00:31:44Name yours.
00:31:45No.
00:31:46Save your money.
00:31:47Don't forget, you're a million dollar VIP.
00:31:49You could slap her in the face twice and they'd still kiss your feet.
00:31:53Assault is illegal.
00:31:54You don't want to pay?
00:31:56Well, I hope you enjoy prison.
00:31:57Oh my god, she's obviously just after cash.
00:31:59Just give her like 10 grand or something.
00:32:02In my mind, Jessica, it turns out dating the sugar daddy has made you grow a backbone.
00:32:06That's so cute.
00:32:08Jessie, you seem awfully available.
00:32:12How's that trading model coming along?
00:32:13I'm still piggybacking off my work.
00:32:15Yeah, I don't know what you're even talking about.
00:32:17Jessie, she slipped her way to the top.
00:32:20She's an idiot, okay?
00:32:20Don't even waste your breath.
00:32:21That's ridiculous.
00:32:22I'm the one who wrote her coattails.
00:32:24William, you are beyond saving.
00:32:26But here's a little lesson for you.
00:32:28Women, they'll be the death of you.
00:32:31Don't waste your breath on him.
00:32:33He's beneath you.
00:32:34Maybe you should drop the sexism, Jackson.
00:32:36I mean, you know women aren't inferior to men, right?
00:32:39Plus, Jessica is 10 times the person you'll ever be.
00:32:43I see your game, William.
00:32:46Throwing millions around to launch your fund alongside ours.
00:32:48All to help this hack, Jessica, get her petty revenge.
00:32:51Incorrect.
00:32:52I can burn money because I can afford to.
00:32:55You know what?
00:32:55I'm not wasting my breath on this anymore.
00:32:57TB's victory is guaranteed.
00:32:59Great.
00:32:59So put your money where your mouth is then, Jackson.
00:33:02If Charles Securities loses on launch day,
00:33:05you get Clooney Financial Group including all my shares.
00:33:08But if TB loses, I take everything you owe.
00:33:13William.
00:33:14Are you insane?
00:33:15Your shares are worth 10 times that of TB.
00:33:18All for this, this woman.
00:33:20I made my choice.
00:33:22Jessica will make sure I win.
00:33:24Do you really have that much faith in her?
00:33:27Absolutely.
00:33:28You see, Jessica was always top of our class.
00:33:31Oh my god, were you a top student?
00:33:33That's so cute.
00:33:34Okay, you need to wake up Mr. Clooney because Wall Street is not a classroom.
00:33:39Okay.
00:33:40Enough bullshit then.
00:33:41I have one simple question for you, Jackson.
00:33:43Are you game or not?
00:33:45If we lose this bet, Jackson loses everything.
00:33:54Stand a chance.
00:33:57Good catch, Jess.
00:34:00Blackless this restaurant, will you?
00:34:01With pleasure.
00:34:02Cowards.
00:34:04That's enough for one night.
00:34:06What do you say, more drinks?
00:34:08Sure.
00:34:13One glass, 10 billion you said, right?
00:34:15Jessica can't possibly handle this much alcohol.
00:34:17You're correct.
00:34:19Cheers.
00:34:38Bombs up, William.
00:34:40No more.
00:34:42I'm going broke.
00:34:45So, Jessica, do you want to join me for a dance?
00:34:50I really shouldn't.
00:34:51I really shouldn't.
00:35:08Sorry.
00:35:09It's okay.
00:35:10Here, let's try this.
00:35:13One, two, three.
00:35:15One, two, three.
00:35:17Two, three.
00:35:18Two, three.
00:35:21One, two, three.
00:35:36What are you doing?
00:35:38I really want to kiss you right now.
00:35:39One, two, three.
00:35:50If you can't handle your liquor, maybe don't drink so much next time.
00:35:56Come on, let's go.
00:35:56Hey, Jessica.
00:35:57Move.
00:35:58Hey.
00:36:07Where are we going?
00:36:08I'm taking you home.
00:36:12What?
00:36:13Do I have something on my face?
00:36:15Yeah.
00:36:17Or I don't feel anything.
00:36:20Some serious beauty.
00:36:21I don't feel anything.
00:36:24That smile makes you even more gorgeous.
00:36:33William, do you have feelings for me?
00:36:37Of course I do.
00:36:38Let's keep this party going.
00:37:02Waiter, more drinks please.
00:37:04Nope.
00:37:06You can have drinks later, but first tell me why you tried to kiss me at the restaurant.
00:37:10I didn't try to kiss anybody.
00:37:13The one I wanted to kiss was Jessica.
00:37:18Focus, William.
00:37:19I am Jessica.
00:37:22Now tell me why you tried to kiss me.
00:37:26Because I'm in love with you.
00:37:28What?
00:37:29Jessica, this confession is eight years overdue.
00:37:34Jessica always ranked first.
00:37:38I wanted to beat her just once before confessing.
00:37:41But what if she turns me down because I'm not as smart as she is?
00:37:47Ella?
00:37:49What do you mean mom collapsed?
00:37:52Okay, I'll be right there.
00:37:53Later, when my mother got there, I, I.
00:38:07You what?
00:38:08Come on William, don't leave me hanging like this.
00:38:11Get up!
00:38:12Get up!
00:38:27Jackson, there's no need to be upset about a bitch like Jessica.
00:38:33How about we cheer up?
00:38:34Look, that loser's not even on my radar.
00:38:36Listen, Jessie, I need you to bring your A game.
00:38:38Okay, when our private equity fund launches, TB stock is going to soar.
00:38:43Not even the Clooney Financial Group will be able to touch us.
00:38:45Don't worry.
00:38:46I'm already handling the private equity fund.
00:38:49It's practically almost done.
00:38:51Perfect.
00:38:52And one more thing.
00:38:53I'm presenting our earnings to the board tomorrow.
00:38:56There's gonna be some whales there.
00:38:58I want to flex our muscles, really show them what we're made of.
00:39:00Huh?
00:39:02Is everything all right?
00:39:04Yeah, absolutely.
00:39:10What is Jessie's problem, making us work these ungodly hours?
00:39:14Beats me.
00:39:17Larry, crank up the leverage.
00:39:19Are you sure, Jessie?
00:39:21I mean, the higher leverage, the greater return, sure, but the risk is insane.
00:39:25He's right.
00:39:26Market hiccups become earthquakes with high leverage.
00:39:28One bad day could sink the entire firm.
00:39:32I can't worry about this right now, all right?
00:39:34Just make the numbers look sexy.
00:39:37Does that make sense for you guys?
00:39:39All right.
00:39:46Uh, Jessica, why is she here?
00:39:49Jessica, don't panic.
00:40:00Look, whatever happened, I'll take full responsibility for it.
00:40:05What the hell are you talking about?
00:40:06Wait, she's not freaking out?
00:40:08Play it cool, William.
00:40:09Play it cool.
00:40:11Totally kidding.
00:40:12We're all adults here.
00:40:14No explanation needed.
00:40:15You were kidding.
00:40:17So you didn't mean anything you said last night?
00:40:19Huh?
00:40:20What did I say last night?
00:40:21Wow.
00:40:22Your reputation as a womanizer is well deserved.
00:40:36Let's get started.
00:40:37For you.
00:40:38Yes, sir.
00:40:40Nick Jackson.
00:40:45These numbers are impressive.
00:40:48Nice work, Jackson.
00:40:50And this, this is just the appetizer.
00:40:52When our equity fund launches, our profits are going to go nuclear.
00:40:57Question is, do market sharks like you run in on this frenzy?
00:41:02It's a pretty spreadsheet, but how can you be so damn confident that this fund is going to make money?
00:41:12Simple.
00:41:13I have her.
00:41:14The legendary Miss J herself, the security's queen.
00:41:18Every model backing our fund was created by her.
00:41:21Really?
00:41:22These same Mrs. J that shattered industry reports last year?
00:41:26Very same.
00:41:27Well, Jackson, sign me up for a subscription.
00:41:34Sign me up for a pre-lunch too.
00:41:36All you have to do is sign the dotted line.
00:41:38Listen, Jackson.
00:41:48We are betting our entire net worth.
00:41:51If this tanks, you understand what follows.
00:41:53Relax, Mr. Padilla.
00:41:55TV doesn't know how to lose.
00:41:57All right, boss, we're here.
00:42:03Wait, what exactly was Jessica so angry about this morning?
00:42:07Boss's happiness is in my hands now.
00:42:09I've got to save him.
00:42:14Boss, I know a specialist if you want to get that checked out.
00:42:18Why the hell do you carry around ED doctor cards?
00:42:22Hold up.
00:42:24Why would I need this kind of doctor?
00:42:26I need you to come around, boss.
00:42:29What if I was sick?
00:42:30Would that make Jessica stop being mad at me?
00:42:36Boss.
00:42:49Boss, we are screwed, okay?
00:42:51TV's pretty numbers have all the big fish to pre-subscribe to their funds.
00:42:54Their capital pool is massive.
00:42:57We're toast.
00:42:57Take a breath.
00:42:59How can I not panic?
00:43:01This is kinda on you, boss.
00:43:03You designed this brilliant trading model that will let TB profit
00:43:06even when the market is going crazy.
00:43:10What? I'm right.
00:43:12You said the model had fatal flaws, but it looks pretty perfect to me.
00:43:16That's exactly my point.
00:43:18TB showing profits during volatility can only mean one thing.
00:43:21Jessie jacked up their leverage.
00:43:24But that's incredibly risky.
00:43:28One market reversal and TB is finished.
00:43:31Wait a minute.
00:43:32TB's clients are basically Wall Street royalty with half the market funds.
00:43:36If TB torches their money...
00:43:39Oh, man!
00:43:41They're doomed!
00:43:43Still worried.
00:43:44Hell no!
00:43:45Our model is the best out there.
00:43:47And with our fund dropping soon, we're gonna be making so much money.
00:43:50Yes!
00:43:51Woo!
00:43:52Woo!
00:43:54Jessica!
00:43:55If you're sick, go see a doctor.
00:43:56Call me again while I'm working and I swear I'll...
00:43:58...hunt you in the face.
00:44:00Oh, God.
00:44:01Well...
00:44:02Looks like Jessica doesn't have feelings for me after all.
00:44:03Boss, chill.
00:44:04Jessica's totally into you.
00:44:05Really?
00:44:06Well, it looks like Jessica doesn't have feelings for me after all.
00:44:07Boss, chill.
00:44:08Jessica's totally into you.
00:44:09Really?
00:44:10What makes you say that?
00:44:11What makes you say that?
00:44:12What makes you say that?
00:44:13Come on, say something already.
00:44:16She's a workaholic.
00:44:17And she dropped everything to have dinner with you.
00:44:19That's...
00:44:20That's not business.
00:44:21That's interest.
00:44:22Yeah, it's because I dangled a billion dollar deal over a glass of wine.
00:44:25Seriously?
00:44:26Well, she could've just gone back to work, but...
00:44:27She took you home.
00:44:28That's affection, right?
00:44:29Look, I was blackout drunk.
00:44:30She probably just didn't want her cash cow to choke on his own vomit.
00:44:31A woman like her wouldn't spend the whole night with you unless there was feelings.
00:44:32You see what I mean?
00:44:33You know what?
00:44:34You're right.
00:44:35Jessica does have feelings for me.
00:44:36But she didn't want her mother.
00:44:37She didn't want her family.
00:44:38It was like I was a little wrong.
00:44:39I was a woman like her.
00:44:40And I was like, this is what I said.
00:44:41You know what?
00:44:42You're right.
00:44:43Jessica does have feelings for me.
00:44:44But she didn't want her cash cow to choke on his own vomit.
00:44:45Yeah, it's because I dangled a billion dollar deal over a glass of wine.
00:44:46Seriously?
00:44:47Well, she could've just gone back to work, but she took you home.
00:44:49That's affection, right?
00:44:50Look, I was blackout drunk.
00:44:51She probably just didn't want her cash cow to choke on his own vomit.
00:44:53there was feelings you see what i mean you know what you're right jessica does have feelings for
00:45:00me but she's pissed right now you got any tips oh she's in the financial world she appreciates
00:45:08assets you gotta show her what you're worth what i'm worth money boss you gotta have some big
00:45:14spender energy like your billion dollar drink take her shopping women love retail therapy
00:45:19she'll forgive you as soon as you swipe that platinum card please jessica's not that superficial
00:45:24all right what it's my only attractive quality my 100 billion dollar net worth what about my
00:45:30charming personality and my amazing dashing good looks what about that
00:45:36but john john what did i say good luck with your boners
00:45:49we crushed that meeting thanks to you i want to get your reward a prize anything you want i don't
00:46:03want anything i just want to spend the day doing maybe we can go shopping after all my hard work
00:46:09time to make you pay up anything you want please your day
00:46:19this is your idea of work related that is right see tomorrow at the business gala there's a very
00:46:31strict dress code do you have anything appropriate at home nope that's what i'd hoped you'd say i mean
00:46:39well if you don't have anything then we have to go shopping right purely work related so shall we sure
00:46:49we have to go shopping right now we have to go shopping right now we have to go shopping right now
00:46:55mr gloomy welcome is this your lovely wife i've heard about don't be ridiculous this is my
00:47:03employee now go grab your latest collection for her to try we have everything ready sir right this way ma'am
00:47:13sure
00:47:13yes
00:47:25william don't i look ridiculous in this
00:47:42that bad huh no no god no bad you look absolutely breathtaking in that gown sir you are lucky to have such a
00:47:52gorgeous wife william why does she keep calling me your wife william why does she keep calling me your
00:48:00wife okay don't freak out but this is the first time i've ever been shopping with a woman so she's assuming
00:48:05things you heard me i don't want my wife talk understood right this way miss let's try on that second gown
00:48:22yes mate don't freak out but what's she also being on ouroise and other side signs are going to be
00:48:38nice there that makes her help strategically комментарlought but and you look absolutely stunning so I don't see at my day
00:48:39that we might be punching above your weight here
00:48:42You look absolutely stunning.
00:48:44Obviously.
00:48:46Sir, you might be punching above your weight here.
00:48:50I'll think I'll take this one.
00:48:52Business tanking and still out shopping.
00:48:55What a worthless idiot.
00:48:56You two again.
00:48:58What a pleasant surprise.
00:48:59Jessica, Charles security is tanking
00:49:01and yet you have William out shopping for you?
00:49:04What, do you two have like a golden parachute planned?
00:49:06Given the recent market swings,
00:49:08your trading model should be bleeding money.
00:49:10Unless you're using leverage, aren't you?
00:49:15Leverage?
00:49:15That wasn't in our most recent financial statements.
00:49:18Bullshit!
00:49:19We're making money because my model is brilliant.
00:49:22Yeah, right.
00:49:22You either faked your numbers
00:49:23or you buried your leverage in your reports.
00:49:25Those are the only two possibilities.
00:49:30Jessie, what is she talking about?
00:49:33Are TV's financial reports?
00:49:34No, Jessica is just talking garbage, okay?
00:49:37The truth is, I...
00:49:40Finished!
00:49:41I finished upgrading the new trading model
00:49:43and it is way more responsive to market fluctuations
00:49:47and that is why we are more profitable.
00:49:49No way!
00:49:50Because you're an absolute genius!
00:49:52Yeah, I know.
00:49:52I stayed up all night to make sure the fun succeeded.
00:49:55See, I like to use my brain to escalate in my career,
00:49:59not my bettering skills.
00:50:00So you're coming after me now?
00:50:04Okay, fine.
00:50:05I admit, I tried to use my body to impress Jessica,
00:50:08but it didn't work.
00:50:09So stop with the fake news.
00:50:11So the boss doesn't feel the deal with him, is it?
00:50:13William, you're pathetic.
00:50:15Letting this airhead pull your strings?
00:50:17You are a disgrace to men everywhere.
00:50:19Jessie, don't even pay attention to him, okay?
00:50:21He's just jealous that I have you.
00:50:23When our fun launches, I am going to propose to you
00:50:26and you will be known as the wife of TB's presidents.
00:50:30Unconditional proposal?
00:50:33We can move Jackson.
00:50:34Jessica, I propose to you
00:50:35even if trial security's crashed and burned.
00:50:38Are we good?
00:50:40Can you forgive me for this morning?
00:50:42No.
00:50:44I will not accept your apology or your proposal.
00:50:47Ever.
00:50:49But why?
00:50:50Because your apology and proposal are equally half-assed.
00:50:52I'm declining.
00:50:54Is that not clear enough for you?
00:50:56Jessica, you need to tell me what happened.
00:50:58I can fix this.
00:50:59I can...
00:51:00Look, I'll tell you what, I...
00:51:01I can tell you what you did wrong.
00:51:03She doesn't like you.
00:51:04She's after your cash.
00:51:06Once you're broke,
00:51:07she'll just find a new, fresh wallet to drain.
00:51:10Wait, for real?
00:51:11Yeah, for real.
00:51:13She's been playing this game at TV.
00:51:15She would literally...
00:51:15Perfect!
00:51:17Jessica, I'm going to hustle so hard,
00:51:18you'll never drain my bank account.
00:51:20I'll just keep the cash flowing.
00:51:22What the fuck is going on?
00:51:23Because she's my everything.
00:51:25That's enough.
00:51:26Your slander stops now.
00:51:27You can discuss the rest with my attorneys.
00:51:30Jessie, relax.
00:51:31You're just telling it like it is.
00:51:32She can sue all she wants.
00:51:34No judge is going to believe her bullshit.
00:51:36Save your breath.
00:51:38Once our funds go head-to-head on launch day,
00:51:41the market will speak for itself.
00:51:44The market will speak for itself.
00:51:47Let's go.
00:51:48You got it.
00:51:50She'll be taking everything she tried on.
00:51:52Oh, and everything she didn't try on.
00:51:54Send to her house, please.
00:51:55Absolutely, sir.
00:51:56Please come back with your wife
00:51:57and shop with us again soon.
00:52:00She's trying to rub it in my face.
00:52:02Jackson, you can't let her win.
00:52:04All right.
00:52:06Pick anything you want, all right?
00:52:07Anything in the store, it's on me.
00:52:08I apologize.
00:52:10We don't have any dresses.
00:52:12The owner just purchased all of them with his wife.
00:52:15May I suggest another boutique?
00:52:17Suggest another boutique?
00:52:18No, this is a prestigious brand.
00:52:20Is this how you treat your potential customers?
00:52:21Do you have any idea who I am?
00:52:23Yeah, do you have any idea who he is?
00:52:24You know, go get your manager.
00:52:25Yeah, why don't you go get your manager?
00:52:26No.
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:27You just got the owner, Mr. Clooney.
00:52:30What did she just say?
00:52:31Did she just say Mr. Clooney?
00:52:38Oh, my fault entirely.
00:52:43Sorry.
00:52:45Is the enhanced model ready?
00:52:47Can it handle our front operations?
00:52:48Rock solid.
00:52:49Cool.
00:52:53Any progress, boss?
00:52:55No, she's still pissed at me.
00:52:57What do I do, John?
00:52:59Here's the secret.
00:53:00When a woman's mad at you, right or wrong,
00:53:02apologize first, ask questions later.
00:53:04But it has to be sincere.
00:53:05You understand?
00:53:07Right.
00:53:08Got it.
00:53:20Jessica, look, I'm sorry.
00:53:22I screwed up.
00:53:23Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
00:53:25Really?
00:53:26Then explain exactly what you did wrong.
00:53:31This is that question at least 90% of men
00:53:33can never answer correctly.
00:53:35Boss's happiness is in my hands now.
00:53:36I've got to save him.
00:53:49How can someone so rich be so stupid?
00:53:51What the hell?
00:53:51What?
00:53:52William, what is wrong with you?
00:54:10Shit, are you okay?
00:54:10Don't touch me.
00:54:12Jessica, I didn't mean to do that.
00:54:15I didn't.
00:54:16Look, I'm sorry.
00:54:16Sorry.
00:54:17I love you.
00:54:19Marry me.
00:54:20So quick with the words.
00:54:22I wonder how many women have heard his practice lines.
00:54:24Same old William.
00:54:25The eternal womanizer.
00:54:27I don't want to hear your apology.
00:54:29Just go.
00:54:30I have work to do.
00:54:31Come on, Jessica.
00:54:34If you're not going to go, then I'm going to go.
00:54:36Wait, just...
00:54:37Just wait.
00:54:38Wait.
00:54:38Oh, screw it.
00:54:43I'm all in.
00:54:45Jessica, I'm in love with you.
00:54:50Okay?
00:54:50I'm in love with you.
00:54:51Look, I figured out why you were upset.
00:54:53It's for what I said when I was drunk last night and the impulsive proposal this morning,
00:54:57isn't it?
00:54:57I knew it.
00:55:00Look, I didn't acknowledge it this morning because I thought I dreamt it.
00:55:05And that marriage proposal, it wasn't impulsive.
00:55:07It was genuine.
00:55:09I've loved you for eight years, Jessica.
00:55:13I didn't get to confess to you at graduation because my mother was sick.
00:55:17After that, I looked for you everywhere, but you just disappeared.
00:55:22After graduation, my parents split up.
00:55:25My mom and I moved to Los Angeles too.
00:55:27It's okay.
00:55:28You just have to know how ecstatic I was when I heard you returned.
00:55:32And I have to confess, if TB never fired you, I would have bought the whole company.
00:55:38Why?
00:55:39Because I needed to be around you.
00:55:41I need you to know that that marriage proposal, it wasn't impulsive.
00:55:45I want to marry you because I'm truly, truly in love with you.
00:55:50Okay, Jessica?
00:55:54The truth is, William...
00:55:57I've been in love with you too for the last eight years.
00:56:06Wait, really?
00:56:10I love you, Jessica.
00:56:11I love you.
00:56:12So beautiful.
00:56:20Now we don't have to worry about losing our funding.
00:56:22Right.
00:56:24Wait, what?
00:56:24Next up, payback time for you. Come on!
00:56:41Man.
00:56:54Look, I'm new to this, okay?
00:56:58But everyone says you're a notorious woman, I...
00:57:00It's all gossip.
00:57:03I've been waiting for you all this time.
00:57:06I like that answer.
00:57:24You fraud. You said this was your first time.
00:57:36Because I've dreamt of this moment a million times.
00:57:46Calm down. Jax has already wrapped around your finger.
00:57:49Once you're Mrs. CEO, the whole company will belong to you.
00:57:54Come on, Jessie. Smile.
00:57:56I've arranged a little something special for tonight.
00:57:58Come on in, boys.
00:58:04Oh my goodness.
00:58:05Someone loves the audience.
00:58:08Well, bottoms up, handsome.
00:58:10Come on.
00:58:19One second.
00:58:20I gotta use the restroom.
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:27Those are Jessie's team members.
00:58:28What the hell are they doing here now?
00:58:31Hey, question.
00:58:32Those ladies, do they hang out here alive?
00:58:33Well, no, no.
00:58:35Oh my god.
00:58:36This guy's been fun.
00:58:37He's not everywhere.
00:58:38Get out of here, you creep.
00:58:39I said no.
00:58:40God.
00:58:41No, Jackson.
00:58:42No, this is not what you think.
00:58:44Everyone's just been really killing themselves trying to launch this fun.
00:58:46So, I thought maybe we could bring them out and, you know,
00:58:49woo, blow up some steam.
00:58:52I mean, you want everyone to be top tier by managing to find my member over it, don't you?
00:59:02Fine.
00:59:03Alright, put it on my tab.
00:59:04Have fun.
00:59:06You're the best.
00:59:08Oh.
00:59:13Yeah, looks great.
00:59:14The numbers are better than I've heard.
00:59:16Good everything you said.
00:59:18Look at you, boss.
00:59:19You disappear for one night and come back with a promotion.
00:59:21Damn straight.
00:59:22Look at that.
00:59:23It's our boss dating the actual boss.
00:59:26Exactly.
00:59:27That's me.
00:59:29Okay, hotshot.
00:59:30Stand down.
00:59:31Evan, progress report on the upgraded model?
00:59:34I just finished.
00:59:35I ran the numbers and this thing is a gold mine.
00:59:38You gotta try and lose money.
00:59:40There's just one thing.
00:59:43Spit it out.
00:59:44We could launch your fund the same day as TV Securities.
00:59:47Yeah, but isn't that perfect?
00:59:48I mean, our whole mission is to beat TV, right?
00:59:50Well, the thing is my mismanaging of Charles Securities kind of wrecked its reputation.
00:59:55No one wants to buy into the fund.
00:59:58Evan's, right?
00:59:59Amazing product.
01:00:00Horrible brand.
01:00:02How do we fix this?
01:00:03The golf house tonight.
01:00:05It's our last chance.
01:00:06TV Securities will also be there.
01:00:09Guys, don't even stress about it.
01:00:10You got me.
01:00:11Alright?
01:00:12With me around, Charles Securities will have all the major clients lined up.
01:00:15Duh!
01:00:17But my boss is the biggest whale in the ocean!
01:00:21He deserves a promotion.
01:00:23Don't worry.
01:00:24Tonight I'm going to rebrand Charles Securities once and for all.
01:00:45Well, well, well, look who it is.
01:00:56The Clooney Group's wannabe Playboy and that loser that I fired from TV.
01:01:00What could you possibly be doing?
01:01:02Front row seats to your humiliation, actually.
01:01:04In your dreams.
01:01:05No one here is buying your phone when TV is an option.
01:01:07You think these people want to sign up to lose one?
01:01:11Right, who turns down money?
01:01:12But wait, do people buy your fund to lose cash?
01:01:16Scared?
01:01:17Not us.
01:01:19What a pretty dress, Jessica.
01:01:21Unfortunately, being pretty won't help you.
01:01:24This industry respects results.
01:01:26Mmm, I couldn't agree more.
01:01:28Jessica looks amazing in this dress.
01:01:31Did you hear me?
01:01:32I said results.
01:01:33Empty.
01:01:3590% of the people in this room are already partnered with TB.
01:01:38Everyone is putting their trust in us, isn't that right?
01:01:42Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take this moment to introduce this lovely woman right beside me.
01:01:49Jessie.
01:01:50Not only is she TB's star trader, but she is the one and only legendary securities queen herself, Miss J.
01:02:01What?
01:02:02She's Miss J?
01:02:03The one who shattered industry return records in record time?
01:02:08Absolutely.
01:02:09TB's upcoming fund is powered by Jessie's proprietary quant trading model.
01:02:13Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to ask yourself, what are you going to do with your newfound wealth?
01:02:18Because we are going to be very, very rich.
01:02:20Jackson, is there still time for me to raise my pay?
01:02:23That's your bottom dollar.
01:02:26Is something fun?
01:02:27I'm laughing because you're an idiot.
01:02:30And you, you are worse.
01:02:33Stealing my identity and taking credit for my work?
01:02:36You know what happens when that model crashes?
01:02:38TB Securities goes bankrupt overnight.
01:02:40What are you talking about?
01:02:41Jessie's model is bulletproof.
01:02:43Jackson, I know that model's flaws better than anyone.
01:02:46Because I created it.
01:02:49What?
01:02:53Liar!
01:02:54You're just a whore who sleeps with clueless executives.
01:02:57Who are you to talk?
01:02:58Jackson, they're our rivals.
01:03:00Are you really going to believe her over me?
01:03:03If you claim that you really built TB's latest trading model, where's your proof?
01:03:07I don't have any.
01:03:08Your choice whether to believe me or not.
01:03:10It's enough eye contact with the enemy, don't you think?
01:03:13You're right.
01:03:14Let's go.
01:03:15You got it.
01:03:19Bitch!
01:03:20He's not that strong.
01:03:21I was already out of balance.
01:03:22Do you see how fast she ran?
01:03:23Guilty conscience.
01:03:24She's obviously just trying to tear us apart, okay?
01:03:27Don't let that happen.
01:03:28Relax.
01:03:29Okay.
01:03:33Gentlemen, I can guarantee that the Charles Fund is a gold mine waiting to happen.
01:03:39Why not take a chance on it?
01:03:40Mr. Clooney, it isn't that we don't trust you.
01:03:42100%.
01:03:43You've got our confidence.
01:03:44That's right.
01:03:45It's just, we've already committed to the TB Fund.
01:03:48Oh, so you're all in with them already.
01:03:50Look, Jessica's model makes TB's look like a child's toy.
01:03:54Simple as that.
01:03:55Trial security is your best bet here.
01:03:57Maybe sleep on it before you commit elsewhere, huh?
01:03:59Do we really want to snag the head of Clooney's group?
01:04:02That's dangerous territory.
01:04:03Yeah, you might be right.
01:04:05Mr. Clooney, why don't we just take some steps forward and we'll-
01:04:08Come on, William.
01:04:09Using your family name to intimidate our clients into purchasing your worthless fund?
01:04:18Mr. Padilla, please don't believe William's con.
01:04:21Charles Securities is merely a dating service for him.
01:04:24It's not a real business.
01:04:25Okay?
01:04:26Invest your money there and you might as well kiss it goodbye.
01:04:29Jackson, it's okay.
01:04:30We trust Mr. Clooney.
01:04:31See that?
01:04:32You fool.
01:04:33They're not betting on Charles, they're betting on Clooney Financial Group.
01:04:36Without your dad's company, you'd be invisible on this firm.
01:04:39And?
01:04:40Right now I'm here as the head of Charles Securities.
01:04:42Gentlemen, our fund speaks for itself.
01:04:45Just check out these numbers.
01:04:46Now look, Charles Securities may be small, but our results have multiplied exponentially.
01:04:52The results don't lie.
01:04:53Wow, if these figures are accurate, the ROI alone is higher than TB's.
01:04:57Every number is verified.
01:04:59I can personally guarantee that as head of Clooney Financial Group.
01:05:02You know, William, that is a really cute little portfolio that you have there.
01:05:06Good job.
01:05:07But it's no match for TB's fund.
01:05:09Remember, folks, William has Clooney Group's billions to catch him if he falls.
01:05:15At TB, we are investing our own cash.
01:05:18We are right there with you.
01:05:20If you fail, we fail too.
01:05:22Remember that.
01:05:23Jackson makes a good point.
01:05:25If Charles fund tanks, they've got Clooney Financial as a fallback.
01:05:29Hmm.
01:05:30For us, one bad investment could risk everything we own.
01:05:33What if I told you that Clooney Financial Group is all in?
01:05:41Are you serious right now?
01:05:42What are you talking about?
01:05:43Jessica, I'm not overstepping you, am I?
01:05:45Not at all.
01:05:46In fact, congratulations.
01:05:48You're about to become the wealthiest man in the nation.
01:05:51Okay, enough with this performance to con people into buying your worthless fund.
01:05:55Alright?
01:05:56Everyone knows that Charles Securities is the laughing stock of the finance industry.
01:06:00Stop with this act.
01:06:02Nobody's buying it.
01:06:03Jackson, if all you care about is statistics and numbers and results, then how about we make a bet on fund performance launch day?
01:06:10Same stakes as before.
01:06:12If Charles Securities loses, my shares are yours.
01:06:15But if TB loses, what's yours is mine.
01:06:20I've locked in 90% of the investors here.
01:06:23Charles has nobody.
01:06:24This bet is mine.
01:06:25What do you say?
01:06:27Brave enough?
01:06:28I'm game.
01:06:30But I hope you hold up your end of the bargain when you lose.
01:06:33I was actually about to say the same thing.
01:06:35How about you say we sign on it right now?
01:06:38I couldn't agree more.
01:06:44Jessica, are you really gonna let your boyfriend sign?
01:06:48Once Charles fund tanks, he'll be broke.
01:06:50As long as I'm here, Charles won't lose.
01:06:52And neither will William.
01:07:08As long as I'm here.
01:07:09As long as I'm here.
01:07:10As long as I'm here.
01:07:11As long as I'm here.
01:07:12As long as I'm here.
01:07:13Holy shit.
01:07:14He actually signed.
01:07:15Oh, and you just signed your own death warrant.
01:07:16As soon as our fund goes public, I'll own everything.
01:07:17Your assets, your company, and your family name.
01:07:18I'm gonna be the new head of your precious company.
01:07:19Well, congratulations, Jackson.
01:07:20I knew we backed the right horse.
01:07:21Only you can take TB and us to the promised land.
01:07:22Charles Securities.
01:07:23Complete trash.
01:07:24But TB is where the real players are.
01:07:25Are you starting to have second thoughts about your golden boy Clooney here?
01:07:26No, please.
01:07:27He's just a trust fund playboy.
01:07:28He doesn't belong in the same universes as you, Jackson.
01:07:29Blowing his entire inheritance on a woman.
01:07:48Utidly pathetic.
01:07:53Don't pop the champagne, yet.
01:07:54the champagne yet tv is going to crash and burn and once it does you'll all be crawling back to
01:08:00us in tears once the fun launches give it a rest jessica you're dragging a billionaire
01:08:06into poverty i mean you're basically a curse on anyone stupid enough to trust you
01:08:11bullshit you're the damn curse jessica it's my good luck charm
01:08:23hello what do you mean the algorithm is glitching
01:08:28what do you mean the algorithm is glitching what's going on nothing i'm just gonna do
01:08:37what the hell is happening something's wrong with the system it won't stop trading or bleeding
01:08:41millions jessie we need a solution now amma hacked back in incising problems from our
01:08:46other phones to cover these losses are you insane data fraud and embezzlement are serious crimes
01:08:55who cares about the news all right tv fun launches days we cannot afford to show any of these losses
01:09:03what hello jesse well jackson looks like i'm going to inherit tv without spending a dime please
01:09:11i've missed jay the securities queen herself with her failures impossible what's so funny
01:09:19well minor glitches i solved the problem i've never doubted you for a second obviously there's no system
01:09:26there i can't solve now on watch day if you're looking for me i'll be in my office waiting for you
01:09:32two to come crying crawling in there begging me to save you from bankruptcy spoiler alert i'm not going to
01:09:38what's up hello
01:09:45look at that climb 10 million dollars in profit in just minutes what about trial securities
01:09:51just as i thought there are at least six figures jackson we have this bet
01:10:02piggy's got it locked down starting today i am the king of the securities world come on everybody let's
01:10:08celebrate
01:10:19i'm sorry boss we're done for this can't be happening evan there has to be something we can
01:10:22do check again it's pointless our phone is too small even if you multiply to returns can't match
01:10:27tv's numbers we're dead dead boss you're gonna go broke i'm gonna be on the streets oh i knew it
01:10:31there's no escaping bankruptcy after all right enough it's too early to throw in the towel please
01:10:36tell me right jessica give it half an hour max the entire game is about to change
01:10:46congrats jackson you went from gtb to the charles security another me group oh the victory would not
01:10:52have been nearly as sweet without you i was right about you miss j you were the only woman worthy of
01:10:56being by my side well about that marriage proposal that you promised me i know i didn't forget jesse
01:11:07jesse will you marry me oh my god yes yes i will
01:11:14boss we're screwed the margins called across the board the algorithms totally crashed
01:11:18what what the is going on there was a critical bug in the trading model
01:11:23it took down the newly launched fund with it so what are you waiting for fix it already
01:11:26it's way beyond us we can't fix something this complex incompetent morons where's jesse
01:11:31jesse miss j you created this model so you can fix it right
01:11:40look i gotta ask if i were to lose everything would you still want to marry me no
01:11:48okay
01:11:53wait is this i mean if you want to marry me that bad i guess i can stoop down to your level
01:12:07boss we're saved you're not going broke and i'm not going bankrupt tv's fund just crashed johnny
01:12:13padilla and all the other whales called they want to get in on our fund uh did i interrupt something
01:12:20no your timing is perfect actually look what jessica got me pretty sweet huh
01:12:33but jessica i can't figure it out how exactly did you predict that tb's fund would crash in just
01:12:3830 minutes from day one i knew tv's model couldn't handle real market turbulence and then jesse jacked
01:12:43up the leverage to get those pretty quarterly numbers and that made it a house of cards one tap and boom
01:12:48what tab are you talking about the federal reserve rate increase exactly tv imploded so fast because
01:12:55the feds rate hike announcement triggered massive capital flight and market tremors
01:12:59half an hour was actually longer than expected
01:13:04jessica you called the feds exact move just by reading the market signals that is
01:13:11uh well that's next level genius
01:13:17whoa whoa damn it jesse what the is going on we're down billions keep this up and tv's just finished
01:13:27i can't fix it the model's beyond repair what do you mean you can't fix it your model your failure of a
01:13:33team fix this disaster now don't fix this disaster now don't look at us this was all jesse she made
01:13:43us use jessica's old model for trading we had no idea we'd lose this much this is jessica's model not
01:13:50yours exactly and before that she made us pump up the leverage to try and make the quarterly numbers
01:13:55look good this has nothing to do with us tell me they're lying now tell me they're lying now
01:14:06where are you bitches going you can't just leave me like this
01:14:12i can explain explain you sunk the entire company what possible excuse you have what am i supposed to
01:14:18tell the investors hello mr padilla what kind of clusterfuck are you running over there if you
01:14:27keep losing money like this i'll be finished along with you mr padilla i understand your concern but
01:14:32please i understand it huh i put billions into your fun listen up if i go bankrupt because of you i will
01:14:39fucking end you hello jackson is this how you handle business your model is trash our partnership with tv
01:14:51is over you did this don't blame me you're the one who wanted the upgraded model you're the one who
01:14:59wanted the perfect financials you pushed me for the launch days unbelievable how can my father possibly
01:15:04think that you are his most valuable asset hey give me this what are you doing jackson damned is that
01:15:12play one what have you done how did you get tv blacklisted from the entire industry i'm sorry no
01:15:19no no no no no no just save your lame apologies just get me jessica where is she she's the only one
01:15:25that can pull tv back from the brink now jessica's gone i i fired her
01:15:29you did what to jessica i don't get it why do you care
01:15:40do you have an idea who jessica is the board and i specifically recruited her our our model that has
01:15:47been keeping us afloat is her work that's the only reason tv's been at the top of the industry and you
01:15:53fired her i i didn't do it she told me to so you're not the real miss j at all jessica really is the
01:16:01security screen isn't she oh my god i got rid of our golden goose enough fine jessica if i have to
01:16:09get down on my knees i will but we're bringing her back dad no your health can't handle this stress
01:16:15i'll do it i'll beg her to have mercy on tv mr cloney i knew that you were going to come out on top
01:16:22and jackson he does not belong in your league you're once in a generation talented and as a
01:16:28sign of good faith i want to invest over 10 above market value what do you say hard pass i'm just a
01:16:36womanizing wastrel right a useless playboy that's what you said i'm clearly not worthy of your partnership
01:16:45gentlemen you can see your way out
01:16:55jackson you got a lot of nerves showing your face in front of me hey not in my office if you want to
01:17:02fight take it outside this ain't over
01:17:15william jessica
01:17:21look i'm begging you okay don't let tb go bankrupt
01:17:26okay please okay i'm begging you just give tb a break your choice babe i'm on board with whatever
01:17:32you do look jessica okay i was wrong the legendary securities queen embezzlement and fraud
01:17:38anyone who crushed you is going to suffer plus save it jackson my answer is no your misogyny caused
01:17:46your own downfall you've deserved every bit of this perfect oh and jackson about that performance
01:17:52agreement we signed charles securities now owns tb we are now number one in the industry
01:17:58all right jackson
01:18:17big news boss we're not broke anymore hey i still have a job i'm firing you eventually okay
01:18:22would you like to address the crowd of course remember when i said we'd beat tb well mission
01:18:30accomplished and every person in this room made it happen true but jessica you deserve the nasty
01:18:36credit absolutely the credit goes to the woman of the hour actually the real hero is william
01:18:42he bought charles when no one else would without that risk none of us would be standing here that's
01:18:48right the boss deserves all the credit hear hear jessica i i do have something to get off my chest
01:19:00i had ulterior motives when i bought charles securities it was really just to get closer to you
01:19:06but my feelings for you are true i swear boss did you really think that was a secret i mean anyone
01:19:12would oppose me that that was the game plan your little office romance wasn't exactly confidential
01:19:17information copperblown okay then let's do this properly jessica i've transferred charles
01:19:25securities into your name as my engagement gift will you marry me just put this ring on and you'll be
01:19:40more than tb's owner you'll be the first lady of the cluny financial group i mean you'll have more
01:19:46capital than you know what to do with so what do you say i can't believe you
01:19:59so is that a no it's about time you asked me
01:20:08jessica from this day forward you are my everything
01:20:16so
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01:20:25so
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