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00:00Hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel
00:05I'm call me chris and you can call me chris and your skin is looking look at that wow
00:11It's looking real nice. It's looking good. No, no, don't say that. It's it's looking like real nice. I'm jealous to be honest
00:18Anyway, it's really satisfying to look at just like we're gonna watch some satisfying
00:22I don't know what this is satisfying videos because I'm not having the best day
00:27So I just need some like good sensations happening inside of me
00:30I'm sorry if I get weird during this video watching satisfying stuff kind of like turns me on
00:35Anyway, uh, let's get to it
00:42Okay, oh we got a carpet. Oh, that's nice
00:468 out of 10
00:4810 out of 10
00:5010 out of 10
00:51This carpet's still like dirty, so it's not as satisfying. It's like putting lipstick on a pig
00:56It's just not the same
00:59Oh
01:00That sound
01:03Yeah
01:04Yeah
01:07Yeah, that's nice. My intrusive thoughts are just like this or like
01:15No, I shouldn't do it maybe
01:18Why is that? Does anybody else feel like that?
01:20Like would anybody else want to put their finger in that and get it cut off? Is that weird?
01:24I should I should stop talking
01:28Oh, that's so oh they're burning the table
01:32That's awesome
01:34Oh, I love that. Oh, yeah, keep going keep going finish it if you don't finish it
01:39It didn't
01:41It didn't get finished
01:44Oh god
01:46Well, this is like the pancake art
01:48These are always kind of cool
01:49I wonder what it's gonna be
01:50Elmo
01:51Holy
01:52Shit
01:53How do you do that?
01:54See this pancake is like the second child like me
01:57And then there's a first child that just comes out like a burnt pancake with like lumps in it and shit
02:02Sorry to all the first children out there. Oh, we got a watermelon
02:08That wasn't satisfying. What's the satisfying part about this?
02:11Nothing satisfying is happening. Oh, was it gonna get crushed?
02:15It got stabbed
02:18Oh
02:19Hell yeah, look at it fruit ninja the shit out of that watermelon
02:24There's gotta be a scientific reason as to why like it feels so good inside gets my loins on fire
02:30Oh, we got her lying on the beach. Oh, she's gonna get so wet
02:35Oh
02:36Salt water up the nose. That is the worst. What is satisfying about that. That was oh look at that picture. Wow. That is
02:43Honestly, that is f***ing amazing. Oh, that's a donkey kong's ugly brother
02:49Oh, oh, I love that shit. Oh, look at his squished up face
02:54It was like those squishy balls that you got when you were a kid
02:56Let me backtrack when you went to the dollar store and they had like those squishy balls those sticky squishy balls
03:01You slap it on the ground and it went and it's just like made no surge the sound was like
03:06So satisfying and you throw it against your own face
03:09Just me. Okay
03:11Ooh
03:13I don't know what they're doing, but I like it
03:16I like it
03:17They could be digging my grave and I would be like
03:19Yes, make it even
03:21Love it. Love to see it. Oh more water malones. Whoa, what is going on? How is he doing this?
03:26How is he doing this?
03:27The madness spider-man
03:29Or she- oh, I'm getting dizzy. I can't keep up. Sorry one second
03:33I am dizzy from watching that. Should I be concerned about that? I need to call a doctor. What is this?
03:38Oh, I used to do flippy books all the time. Whoa, it's like a full- that was- wait, that was amazing
03:45I used to do flippy books all the time. They were so fun. So time consuming, but so fun
03:50Like I learned nothing in law 12. I just did flippy books and now we're here
03:55So there's your lesson kids. Just uh, don't pay attention in school and please don't listen to your auntie chris, okay?
04:01She's crazy. What's happening, man? What are you doing?
04:04Oh, oh, it's like a spin top top spin
04:08And then
04:09Okay, that's cool. What is going on?
04:11It's flying. Is he jesus? How is that happening? I have so many questions. Then the kids are just like
04:16I would be like what the f**k? Oh, we got vegetable. Oh
04:22Whoa
04:24It's like stop-motion. It's like stop-motion animation
04:28Almond vegetable street fighter. That was so cool. What the s**t? Why are people so talented? I am useless
04:34I know this is just a satisfying kind of video, but I've never felt so inadequate in my life
04:39Okay, we are mixing milk or something frothing if you will
04:43All right, and then we put in the espresso. Oh, no, we put the milk into the espresso. I don't know how to make coffee
04:50Okay. Oh, are you gonna make? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
05:00Okay, oh, oh, is he gonna spread it spread it
05:05Spread it around. Wait, what is he? Oh, he's filling in gaps. Wait, what is he doing? I don't know what he's doing
05:10Oh, but the way he moves that
05:13thing is
05:15Sexy
05:16Oh, hell no. Oh, my feetsies are tingling
05:19These. Oh, I don't like that. I don't like that's not satisfying. That's f**king terrifying
05:24Oh
05:25I just had a conversation with somebody the other day saying you could not pay me any amount of money to make me
05:32Do the profession of a skyscraper window washer. It is the one profession. I would never
05:37Do and if you're a window washer a skyscraper window washer full respect to you. Oh, she looks so pretty
05:44Oh
05:46Whoa
05:48It's a magical
05:49LED
05:50RGB dress. Oh my god. That's like the ultimate gamer dress full gamer mode walking down the aisle like this
05:59I'm literally the worst gamer ever by the way. What is he gonna do? He's gonna cut the bottle. Oh cut cut it cut it cut it cut it
06:05Yeah, that's a sharp ass blade. I don't know what these facial expressions he's doing, but
06:13Oh god, the intrusive thoughts are coming back into my head. Oh my god. Oh
06:18It's just like I like just so clean so fast, you know
06:22Does anybody else have those thoughts? Is that just me?
06:24Like I don't want to do it
06:25But like I just think about doing it and it being satisfying. I'll stop
06:29Oh
06:31My god
06:34The way he's skinning that apple
06:36Oh my god, you can skin me like that, sir. That sounded so bad. Oh more water malones. Oh, yeah
06:44Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, not as satisfying there
06:50Doesn't tickle my pickle as much
06:52I'm so sorry. Oh cutting snow
06:58I'll have a slice
07:01Zero calorie snack coming right up
07:04That'll also dehydrate you and possibly make you die. Oh, what does this do? Oh my gosh. Is this a little tank?
07:11Whoa, oh my gosh
07:14Oh
07:16It's like every kid's dream
07:18As a kid like if you didn't pretend that you were like telekinetic as a kid and just like looked at something and was like
07:25Just praying it would move
07:29I've got the power
07:33Oh, oh god
07:36Jesus Christo, what the f***? Oh my god. That plane is real close
07:39Rent must be very cheap there if that's on if that's by the airport because like every 10 minutes
07:46You just hear this sounds like a bomb's gonna hit your house. The rent is three dollars
07:52So it's well worth it if in my opinion. Oh
07:56An elephant
07:57Look at him
07:59Elephants mouths kind of look like a lady flower
08:04What are you painting yourself for?
08:06Is he gonna paint is he gonna blend himself into the background get the f*** out of here
08:12How?
08:13How?
08:14He must have somebody for reference there
08:17Stop
08:19Stop
08:21That's amazing. Look at that. Where is he? I don't know. He could be over there over there over there
08:26He couldn't even be in the picture. I wouldn't
08:28Oh my good. Jesus Christ. Mother Mary that is
08:32Succulent
08:34I forgot you were here. Oh my god border collies trying to keep a balloon up
08:39Stop
08:40I've never seen something cuter
08:43Stop
08:43They're so cute. That was so cute
08:46Did anybody ever play that game as a kid like you got to keep the balloon up no matter what and you'd be like jumping around the living room
08:51Like hitting your head on corners of tables and if it touched the ground like the world would implode for some reason
08:56I went for hours one time with my siblings doing that and then it popped and that is how my fear
09:01It was at this moment that he knew
09:03Is that why I'm afraid of balloons?
09:05Maybe I'm afraid of failure and that's why I'm afraid of balloons popping because that is what that
09:09I'm having a revelation right now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
09:15Oh
09:17Jeez
09:19It looks like a bunch of sewage
09:21Shit water just flew up in the sky. Not that satisfying but just smell the breeze
09:26Here we go. Uh skittles I think
09:30Okay, what's gonna happen you put water in the skittles
09:35Oh they're melting what a waste of skittles send them to me and put them on a plate cover them in water. I drink the water too honestly
09:42Let's see. Okay. Yeah drop it on me. Drop it on me. Put it on me
09:51It wasn't as satisfying as I thought it was gonna be
09:53You know when you just like sit under something and wait for it to hit your face and it's like you have that anticipation
09:57Your mind is in the gutter and I know it. Stop it. I'm abstinent
10:04What is that?
10:07Oh my god
10:09Sounds like my body in the morning when I wake up popcorn
10:17Oh great heavens almighty. I don't even need a man. I just need that video to get me off
10:26Is that cotton candy getting melted
10:31Oh look at it go. That was good. Oh
10:39What is this toy and where do I get it? Amazon? I don't even know what I would call this
10:43Mesmerizing satisfying toy. Oh, it's a fidget twister flittle flutter fidget spinners fidget spinners
10:50What is this? Oh, it's like magnets or something
10:55Oh
10:58I could play with that all day. That's what she said
11:01Oh
11:03Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
11:10Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, we've got another angle
11:16Oh, it's like popping off big pimple. Oh, it's so satisfying
11:22It's so satisfying
11:24Okay, this is a
11:26Whitehead blackhead. What is this?
11:29Oh
11:31I bet that felt so freaking good. I bet that it made a crunch and you could she could probably hear it
11:37Or he could hear it in their face. It's not the best. I don't like getting pimples
11:40But like when you get like a nice juicy one, you're like
11:42And then you just like have time with it and it's when it's satisfying when it does it like that clean pop
11:50There's nothing better
11:52Fellow pimple poppers comment. You have to like this video and if you think that's gross you still have to like this video
11:58And that concludes that satisfying video. I thoroughly enjoyed watching those videos
12:03I hope you did too. If you did, please like the video
12:06It really helps out the channel and also subscribe if you haven't already subscribed
12:09This is obviously bestest youtube channel ever and if you don't subscribe, I will come to your place of work
12:14And I will tell your boss that you are watching call me chris during your work hours
12:19And then you're gonna get fired and then you'll be jobless and then you can watch all the call me chris videos you want
12:24Anyway, I will see your beautiful face in the next video. All right. Bye
12:39You

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