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Englishs Good Girls Gone Wild New Drama
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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
00:00:30Oh, Dad.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away,
00:00:40and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:47I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What?
00:01:00But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:22So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:37Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:43But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:45I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:01Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:03No.
00:02:06Sorry, Sue.
00:02:06I have a date.
00:02:07Oh, so do I.
00:02:09Sorry, Sue.
00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:12We'll figure it out.
00:02:24Oh, flowers.
00:02:25Are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:28Here you go.
00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:32I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:35I guess you still make me nervous.
00:02:41Oh, Jake.
00:02:46Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49No, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be, I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing with you and me together.
00:03:02Jake, no, I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:12You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:15but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:19So you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:29Okay, bye.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:32Nothing wrong with you, nothing.
00:03:41Oh, baby.
00:03:42You're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:48Sex guy.
00:03:54Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:58Yeah, right.
00:03:59I bet.
00:04:02Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10Does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:14Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:21When did you get home?
00:04:22So is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:36So I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her.
00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday.
00:04:48Or maybe even, like, our 28th, maybe.
00:04:54Listen, guys.
00:04:55I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:01I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:04But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:19It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:23Like, a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31Me and I kind of suck, because I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:02You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:09Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:12To church, to pray for you.
00:06:14I want to be first in line.
00:06:15I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:28Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:34Mm-hmm.
00:06:35Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.
00:06:42Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:48Mm-hmm.
00:06:49I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:00Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14Like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse?
00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:25Woody?
00:07:26What?
00:07:26How could you do so?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:36What?
00:07:42Yes.
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:46Home route.
00:07:48Damn it.
00:07:51Fucking Yankees.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:56Sue.
00:08:02It is 1 p.m.
00:08:19What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:24Jeez.
00:08:24Can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:35On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:38It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41Screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging.
00:08:46Fucking.
00:08:48You do.
00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign.
00:08:56At church.
00:08:57Really?
00:08:59Well.
00:09:00Okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:10I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:12Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Hi, Sue.
00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:37Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:39Hey.
00:09:39Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthday.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at me short?
00:09:59Well, the house looks done.
00:10:02Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18.
00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:07Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:10:14Jake.
00:10:14And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:16But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18To pop your chair.
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:20I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:37My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48What?
00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:54It's a sign.
00:10:55Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:19See you in the morning.
00:11:27I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:31You're so perfect.
00:12:01You're so perfect.
00:12:02What's the fuck's saying?
00:12:03I know.
00:12:03I didn't see that.
00:12:07Fuck.
00:12:08I'll see you in the morning.
00:12:12I'll see you in the morning.
00:12:14I'll see you in the morning.
00:12:15So, is that all you're Rhodian?
00:12:16Did you end up spring?
00:12:22I might ask you to say.
00:12:25What was that?
00:12:26He came in the morning.
00:12:27I kaçalled him.
00:12:28I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:52Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:58Tomorrow's the rest of the day.
00:13:28Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me, it's going to be really sexy.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:14:00not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:08Seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:14:09Oh, what a cool bracelet!
00:14:16I love it!
00:14:18Um...
00:14:19You should put that down, though,
00:14:20because it's like...
00:14:21It's really...
00:14:22Very fragile.
00:14:23Yeah.
00:14:24Okay.
00:14:25Set it down.
00:14:26Hurry up.
00:14:28Those are your anal beads, right?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30That's a...
00:14:31Mmm.
00:14:49What are we doing?
00:14:50This part of the town!
00:14:51Whoa!
00:14:54Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.
00:14:57Nice!
00:14:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:14:59Let's get you!
00:15:00Oh, fuck!
00:15:03Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill!
00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex!
00:15:09No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to plump your lips,
00:15:15but be careful it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:19Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23All right.
00:15:24He's coming.
00:15:29Bosses, how are you, Cuties?
00:15:30Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:33All right.
00:15:34Sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:38See you later.
00:15:40I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:42This is crazy.
00:15:43Oh!
00:15:44Jake!
00:15:45Hi!
00:15:46Hey there.
00:15:47Happy birthday.
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:02Oh, hon.
00:16:03Come here.
00:16:04I have your present here.
00:16:07I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09The time's right.
00:16:11You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:13And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, Ralph.
00:16:20We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:16:23We'll bet.
00:16:27All right.
00:16:28This is my man right here.
00:16:29Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:33Yeah.
00:16:41Check it out.
00:16:44Dare me?
00:16:45Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03I don't know.
00:17:04Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:05Hey!
00:17:06Ah, dude, move!
00:17:07Come on, lame!
00:17:08Oh, all right.
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:10I'll see you guys later.
00:17:11Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:12Aw, the moves.
00:17:13By the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:16Yeah!
00:17:18They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:25Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:31Sue, no.
00:17:32It's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no.
00:17:35Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:37Come on.
00:17:38Open.
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:42Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50He just, like, disappeared.
00:18:03Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:05How come I've never met you before?
00:18:06I don't know.
00:18:07Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:18:08Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:09Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:10Maybe upstairs.
00:18:11I don't know.
00:18:12Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:18:13That's probably where he went.
00:18:14Go roll.
00:18:15Liquid courage?
00:18:16Yeah.
00:18:17Atta girl.
00:18:18Vodka cranberry?
00:18:19Surely simple.
00:18:20Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:21I can go meet Rod.
00:18:22Sue?
00:18:23Are you okay?
00:18:24Sue?
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:26Sue?
00:18:27Relax.
00:18:28They're just guys.
00:18:29Okay.
00:18:30Nothing to be scared of.
00:18:31Seriously.
00:18:32It's gonna be fine.
00:18:33Is Chris here?
00:18:34Wow.
00:18:35Wow.
00:18:36It's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:37No.
00:18:38He does not have gay face.
00:18:39I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:18:40I'm gonna do it.
00:18:41Well, actually, I'm gonna take you out.
00:18:42I'm gonna do it.
00:18:43You're gonna do it.
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:45We didn't do it.
00:18:46Listen.
00:18:47There's a couple words.
00:18:48There's a couple words.
00:18:49I've said this.
00:18:50I've said this.
00:18:51Fuck.
00:18:52All of a sudden, I would say you're going to try.
00:18:55Why don't you?
00:18:56You're in person?
00:18:57You're in person.
00:18:58You're in person.
00:18:59You're in person.
00:19:00The guy's got me to try.
00:19:01That's just one.
00:19:03And I'm pretty 화�.
00:19:04wow it's even worse in person isn't it no he does not have gay face i'm gonna prove it to you
00:19:16i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do this good luck
00:19:19hey you can do this just act like a slut
00:19:25just pretend you're lexi
00:19:34yeah my favorite chapter is stardom and gore chris hi can i talk to you
00:19:44uh-huh in private
00:19:47hey lexi
00:20:02what chris you're so sexy ever since you played jesus at camp i've just i've known that we were
00:20:13meant to be together and i really want to oh what are you doing is that wrong sue what's gotten into you
00:20:23i'm sorry i don't know how to do this sue sue sue sue i understand these urges
00:20:34urges and you know i like you too really you do i do i really do
00:20:43i like you too
00:20:45really you do i do i really do it's just i've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man
00:20:55right lexi said you were jesus oh that man of course what did you think oh nothing so
00:21:06we can still do this oh sue you know for me when i think about that man
00:21:17who died for our sins when i think about him up there on that cross so helpless yet so
00:21:25muscular with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged
00:21:36loincloth growing so hot so sweaty under that hot hot sun i just feel such
00:21:47compassion i think about those things too so you understand why i can't do this
00:21:54not really i just find it too hard it is to give in to carnal pleasure when
00:22:01he sacrificed so much for us so
00:22:16we're gonna go out there right andy we're gonna totally throw these on
00:22:19hey hey whoa have you seen jake uh no no all right
00:22:25all right okay all right focus focus focus oh there he is
00:22:41oh he got me the puppy that i wanted
00:22:56how could he
00:23:00sue what happened did you guys do it sue he doesn't want me because he's gay no he's not
00:23:09he just really loves jesus oh come on sue the only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was
00:23:16never a real possibility for you look the only way you're gonna find out what kind of man you really
00:23:22want is to know what kind of woman you really are deep inside what come with me where to meet your dark side
00:23:32out everyone out
00:23:41Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face-to-face.
00:24:05I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:11I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:21Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue.
00:24:27I'm almost...
00:24:28I'm almost there.
00:24:34What?
00:24:37What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:39A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:52I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:55Okay, fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:03Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've
00:25:07never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it and use it.
00:25:19Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:21It's black.
00:25:22It vibrates.
00:25:23Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:29And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:31Hey, cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:44Bullseye!
00:25:51Oh, yeah!
00:25:54Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:57Bang.
00:25:59Good boy.
00:26:00Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:03He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry.
00:26:08I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:12Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:33Oh!
00:26:33Oh!
00:26:33Oh!
00:26:42Oh, shit.
00:26:48What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:51Nice shot.
00:26:54Direct hit.
00:27:07Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:08Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:17I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse.
00:27:22He's a dirtbag.
00:27:23How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful.
00:27:26I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:28It's a text.
00:27:34It's from him.
00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:38He's looking for you.
00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:42Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:44I have to go.
00:27:44I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52No.
00:27:52He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:56Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:56I see only one option.
00:28:00I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Reve- I mean, what?
00:28:03What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:11Revenge sex.
00:28:13Reve- I mean, what?
00:28:14What does that even mean?
00:28:15It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:20But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:22He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:23I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:27Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him.
00:28:30To his ego.
00:28:31To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:35Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:38No, I- I couldn't.
00:28:42Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:46Eric!
00:28:47He's perfect!
00:28:48Eric Hall?
00:28:49Are you kidding?
00:28:51I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:53He likes your type.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:54And what type is that?
00:28:56Slutty.
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59Trust me, he's amazing.
00:29:00I fooled around with him once.
00:29:01He has this great tongue ring.
00:29:02Oh, no.
00:29:04I could never fool around with somebody you've fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:08We will find someone else.
00:29:10Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:29:16Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:29:18I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:21No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:23Fine.
00:29:23If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:31and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:33and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:29:36But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:47I don't know.
00:29:49Trust me.
00:29:50It's going to work.
00:29:53I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01You're okay enough to chat with me.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:15Hey.
00:30:17Happy birthday.
00:30:19Thanks.
00:30:23Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:42So, happy birthday.
00:30:52Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:56But it's actually from us.
00:30:57U.S.
00:30:59America?
00:31:02United States?
00:31:02I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:09I know where we live.
00:31:11Right.
00:31:12Of course.
00:31:17Hey, Jesus, Erica.
00:31:18Are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:21Yeah, no.
00:31:21I can totally move.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:23No.
00:31:23No, you're fine.
00:31:36Jake!
00:31:39So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:41Oh.
00:31:42I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What?
00:31:44It.
00:31:46Like monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:31:52Oh.
00:31:53Oh.
00:31:53You mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:59You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:02Yeah, sure.
00:32:03I mean, yeah, of course.
00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you, I mean, whew, uh, it's just, you're so, you're so beautiful.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:19Um.
00:32:20Hmm?
00:32:20Uh, no kissing.
00:32:23Right.
00:32:24Um, of course.
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:29So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:33Oh, wow.
00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:41You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:50Organic.
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:54So, the wrap.
00:32:55Right.
00:32:56Um.
00:32:58Where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end is, I just, like, right over here.
00:33:02Oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:02Yeah.
00:33:03That's where I see it.
00:33:03Um, let me just, uh, got it.
00:33:06Uh.
00:33:07Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:08Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:33:09I, um.
00:33:10It's, it's okay.
00:33:12Do it again.
00:33:14Sorry, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:17You know what?
00:33:18Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:21Uh, let me just see.
00:33:29Oh, here it is.
00:33:30I got it.
00:33:31All right.
00:33:31Just, um, pull it.
00:33:33Let me just...
00:33:34Oh, jeez.
00:33:38Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:40Help!
00:33:41Help!
00:33:41Uh.
00:33:42Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:45Oh, jeez.
00:33:52Well, that was stupid.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:58How you doing tonight?
00:34:04I'm good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07You good?
00:34:07Jake!
00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:11I can't hear you.
00:34:14I need another beer.
00:34:16Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:18Sorry, we're...
00:34:18Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:21Hold on.
00:34:22Take a piss.
00:34:23Too much beer.
00:34:37Oh.
00:34:38Oh.
00:34:39Oh.
00:34:41Uh.
00:34:42Ah.
00:34:42Ah.
00:34:44Ah.
00:34:44Ah.
00:34:44Ah.
00:34:52Finally.
00:34:53I, uh, I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:34:56Oh, no, no, no.
00:34:57No, no, no.
00:34:58Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, okay.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:09Mm.
00:35:11I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:35:12I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:35:14Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:38Well, okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:39Mm.
00:35:40I'm going to be able to see each other in the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of the middle of
00:36:10What are you doing?
00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:32Um, not yet.
00:36:34More foreplay.
00:36:35Huh?
00:36:36It's so good.
00:36:45Huh?
00:36:46Yep.
00:36:47Oh, my God.
00:36:49Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:51What?
00:36:52What?
00:36:53Ah!
00:36:54Ah!
00:36:55Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:57Wait, is that even a thing?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:02Are you okay?
00:37:05No, no, no, no.
00:37:07It's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:37:11It's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen.
00:37:17You sure you're okay?
00:37:19Yeah, yeah.
00:37:20I'm fine.
00:37:21Okay, great.
00:37:22Have fun.
00:37:23Oh.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25I'm not going to come.
00:37:27I'm going to come.
00:37:29No, no, no, no.
00:37:30No, no, no.
00:37:31Oh, shist.
00:37:32No, no, no, no.
00:37:33Oh, shist.
00:37:34I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come. You ready?
00:37:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:37:39No no no, not yet! Lexi! Lexi!
00:37:41Lexi! Oh!
00:37:46No no, not yet. Lexi! Lexi!
00:37:48Oh!
00:37:51No means no!
00:37:52Huh? Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
00:37:55it's been a really long time and I just,
00:37:57I haven't been masturbating for anything.
00:38:02Uh-oh.
00:38:04Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:08How are you doing?
00:38:10How's it going? Good.
00:38:11Eric?
00:38:13Eric, help me. I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:17Excuse me.
00:38:21Cheryl's in here.
00:38:27What's up, bruh?
00:38:28What the fuck is...
00:38:31Hey, wait!
00:38:34Lex, babe. Still waiting.
00:38:42Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:46Damn it.
00:38:47I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:50Hey, you!
00:38:52You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:38:54or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:58I'm so sorry!
00:38:59I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:04What the deal gonna....
00:39:14Hello, bitch.
00:39:16Hello, okay.
00:39:18That's my fault.
00:39:19I don't think you Beat them.
00:39:21Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass.
00:39:32Yeah!
00:39:36This just isn't working out.
00:39:39Nothing.
00:39:40What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?
00:39:45I'm careful, man, watch this.
00:39:47Spark it up!
00:39:49Yes!
00:39:50Oh, man!
00:39:54I love this game!
00:39:55We're in the controllers.
00:39:56We gotta play.
00:39:57Here, here, here.
00:39:58Okay, let me play another one.
00:39:59Hurry, fly it on!
00:40:01Woo!
00:40:03Look at this!
00:40:05Oh, my God!
00:40:07Fuel, fuel, fuel!
00:40:09Get that thing away!
00:40:10Jesus!
00:40:17Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:40:20Wasn't me.
00:40:25Whoa!
00:40:26Whoa!
00:40:27Nice!
00:40:28Are you sitting there or something?
00:40:32Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:33Nice!
00:40:34Nice!
00:40:35Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:46Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:47Whoa!
00:40:48You are the controller.
00:40:49No!
00:40:50I just...
00:40:51I didn't...
00:40:52I swear, I...
00:40:55I...
00:40:56I...
00:40:57I...
00:40:58I...
00:40:59I...
00:41:00I...
00:41:01You are the controller.
00:41:02No!
00:41:03I just...
00:41:04I didn't...
00:41:05I swear, I...
00:41:06I...
00:41:07I...
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00:41:50yeah so you think we should give it a try can we go get a drink wow um your
00:42:03toilets really cool oh you do you know what I gotta go um happy birthday no
00:42:10Chris no there wasn't I didn't oh god never mind
00:42:13this is the worst idea ever never going to have sex
00:42:40hello a little attention here oh yeah sorry
00:42:54Lex don't be selfish all right sorry
00:43:10oh geez who invented this stupid position anyway too much fucking multitasking screw it
00:43:40no that's bad that's so bad
00:44:10Joanna do you know a guy named JJ
00:44:22I think that guy's name starts with a J
00:44:27hey does your name start with a J
00:44:33yes it does
00:44:35so you're JJ
00:44:37hello welcome to one nine hundred confess would you like a priest or a nun today
00:45:05a nun please punch in your credit card number
00:45:08please hold
00:45:14oh my goodness
00:45:15one nine hundred confession how may I be of service
00:45:21it's been one day since my last confession
00:45:23I accused myself of the following sins
00:45:26is that too long I would have come this morning but it's my 18th birthday go on
00:45:39uh okay well I've been touching myself inappropriately well actually I didn't know a washing machine
00:45:46what's her problem
00:45:48a washing machine touched her
00:45:53well you know I sat on a washing machine and well
00:45:54all right freak time's up
00:45:56time's up what but what do I do just unplug the thing no but but I think I might have had an orgasm
00:46:03well then be happy you found the perfect man I'm serious look honey you seem like a nice young lady so
00:46:10I'll tell you this masturbation isn't a sin
00:46:15no contrition
00:46:17you broke no covenant with God it's not in the Bible
00:46:21so the washing machine could touch me anytime
00:46:24like morning afternoon
00:46:26night
00:46:27yes and other things can touch you
00:46:30accidental masturbation is not a sin
00:46:33neither is intentional masturbation
00:46:35huh
00:46:37God's pretty cool that way
00:46:39he sure is
00:46:40now run along
00:46:41wow
00:46:45how do you know all that
00:46:47because I'm a nun
00:46:49now eat my pussy bitch
00:46:51huh
00:46:52accidental masturbation
00:46:54who'd have thunk
00:46:55revenge sex
00:47:05what a stupid fucking idea
00:47:06oh god I'm getting out of here
00:47:09yeah admit it
00:47:12I've got no game
00:47:13I guess I can skip
00:47:15I guess I'm a few more
00:47:17thank you
00:47:17fucking douchebag
00:47:21damn it
00:47:23now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do
00:47:26you go girl
00:47:28what
00:47:29what are you doing here
00:47:32we needed someplace private
00:47:34but hey listen
00:47:36if you're serious about getting laid
00:47:38yeah
00:47:38if you want someone great
00:47:40I mean really
00:47:41the best ever
00:47:43no offense
00:47:45Frank
00:47:46the blind guy
00:47:48really
00:47:49I'm telling you
00:47:50he's
00:47:51amazing
00:47:52I had food sex with him a few weeks ago
00:47:54it was like nothing I've ever experienced before
00:47:57it was like
00:47:59we used all our senses
00:48:00everything
00:48:01if you're interested
00:48:04I'll set it up
00:48:06alright
00:48:07what about him
00:48:15Jeremy
00:48:16oh yeah I know Jeremy
00:48:18hey I think I fooled around with him once
00:48:20I didn't know his last name though
00:48:22it's Jones
00:48:24Jeremy Jones
00:48:26this all makes sense
00:48:28excuse me
00:48:29Jeremy
00:48:31hi
00:48:32who's on the phone
00:48:34oh that's my new girlfriend
00:48:36you'll meet her
00:48:37we'll be here in like an hour
00:48:39wait you have a girlfriend
00:48:40oh
00:48:54hi
00:48:54hi Frank
00:48:55sit
00:48:57oh you meant
00:49:01you meant the dog
00:49:03relax
00:49:06you need to relax and calm down
00:49:09oh I'm
00:49:19I'm relaxed
00:49:20I'm fine
00:49:20why are you biting you now
00:49:22I'm not
00:49:24how did you know that
00:49:28corner
00:49:31sit
00:49:35roll over
00:49:37oh you mean me
00:49:41roll over
00:49:44oh you mean me
00:49:48oh how do you
00:49:50how do you want me to
00:49:52just lay down
00:49:53oh
00:49:53I shouldn't even be doing this but
00:50:07considering it a teachable moment
00:50:09okay
00:50:11oh
00:50:14see me with your hands
00:50:18alright
00:50:22alright
00:50:22uh
00:50:23you know I should really
00:50:31I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this
00:50:33really
00:50:33mmm
00:50:46peanut butter
00:50:47Frank
00:51:02Frank
00:51:03oh
00:51:04oh Frank
00:51:08yo man
00:51:20yo gimme a chip
00:51:21You know what, man?
00:51:33Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:34My chips, old boy.
00:51:36Dude, give me a chip, man.
00:51:37My chips.
00:51:38Dude, my chip.
00:51:39Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:41My chips?
00:51:43Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:46Sorry.
00:51:51It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:57That's all.
00:52:02Come on, let me do this.
00:52:03Go ahead.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:05No, really, please.
00:52:06I want to go.
00:52:09Okay, everybody out.
00:52:12Leave.
00:52:12I have to back you.
00:52:21You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:28They're over here.
00:52:30I see some dust over here, so...
00:52:35It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:39It's a dirty floor.
00:52:41It's such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:44Poor ass.
00:52:57Oh, no.
00:53:01Okay.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:04Oh, all right.
00:53:06I think I got all that.
00:53:08I'm just gonna...
00:53:09I'll see how...
00:53:10Oh.
00:53:14I'm sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:38Oh, I heard something.
00:53:39You want to join us?
00:53:41No, I'm not going to.
00:53:41Come on, you got to do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys, I need to go back.
00:53:45What's your dog, man?
00:53:46Dude, what's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's tripping.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:54Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:05I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:12Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:17Oh, no.
00:54:23You're the devil.
00:54:38No more.
00:54:39JJ, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:48Please.
00:54:49Lex, I can't.
00:54:52I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:54I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:55It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra, and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:09Oh, we've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:22Before she gets here.
00:55:23Perfect.
00:55:23I don't want to do it.
00:55:34Let's do it.
00:55:36Fuck me.
00:55:37Fuck me now.
00:55:41What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46It's too dry down there.
00:55:48It's like a desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:50It's just, okay, I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We pulled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came like four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:14Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:22You're not JJ?
00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:33We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of foreplay.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:38I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:41Go team.
00:56:47What?
00:56:48Just keep going.
00:56:52Jeremy?
00:56:53Shit.
00:56:56Jeremy?
00:56:57Jeremy?
00:57:04Where's Jeremy?
00:57:06Hi.
00:57:06We were just, you know, from here.
00:57:10Hey, babe.
00:57:11Just working out.
00:57:16How could you, you bastard?
00:57:21You might want to...
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:29Mariela!
00:57:31Mariela!
00:57:31You know, those aren't mine!
00:57:34At least not all of them.
00:57:37What is wrong with you?
00:57:42What is wrong with you?
00:57:44You used to be so pure.
00:57:47Well, no more.
00:57:48That's it.
00:57:49Really, that's the last one.
00:57:50What?
00:58:08Shit!
00:58:12Shit!
00:58:13Shit!
00:58:18Shit!
00:58:19Cheryl?
00:58:25What is it? What are you doing down here?
00:58:28Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:32What?
00:58:33Why?
00:58:34Nothing, just this lying guy and his dog and...
00:58:38Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:41No, it's not okay.
00:58:43God. And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47It's Jake's. Jake's fault.
00:58:50That lying, cheating bastard.
00:58:52Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.
00:58:56Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:59I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:59:02Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:04You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:07Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:12You know, you might wanna...
00:59:15You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:17Yeah, you're right.
00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:20I don't know.
00:59:22I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:31I got no game.
00:59:35It's not important.
00:59:42It's not important.
00:59:54Hey, um...
00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:57No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
01:00:01No, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier, and I'm just embarrassed, and I wanna make it up to you.
01:00:08Eric, really? I don't care. It's fine.
01:00:10No, but I do. I mean, I do. I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you. Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But I was wondering, or hoping, that we could go out sometime. Soon.
01:00:27Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while, and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:31Really? Eric, you're shy. You have no game.
01:00:36No, not really.
01:00:39Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.
01:00:44Okay. All right. I, uh...
01:00:49Happy birthday, then.
01:00:52I love you.
01:00:53I love you.
01:00:59Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:04I love you.
01:01:12I love you.
01:01:14I love you.
01:01:20I love you.
01:01:23Here I come, baby.
01:01:25Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:30Oh.
01:01:31Mary, stop.
01:01:32Um, we can't do this.
01:01:33Oh, God damn it.
01:01:34Not again.
01:01:35Oh, no, um...
01:01:36Honey, happy...
01:01:39What the fuck is this?
01:01:40Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:42Okay, guys.
01:01:43Don't.
01:01:46Cheryl.
01:01:47Baby.
01:01:48What is this?
01:01:50Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:52You're...
01:01:53I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:01:56Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:58You couldn't find me?
01:02:00What about all those girls' vaginas you were in
01:02:03or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:05Cheryl, honey.
01:02:06No, no.
01:02:07We can work this out.
01:02:08Baby, I love you.
01:02:10Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:13I promise.
01:02:14No, Jake.
01:02:15I can't do this.
01:02:16I'm sorry.
01:02:17Cheryl, come on.
01:02:18No, Jake, please.
01:02:19Just go.
01:02:20Just go.
01:02:21I'm sorry.
01:02:22You're a heartless bitch!
01:02:23How can you do...
01:02:24Yay!
01:02:25You did it.
01:02:26I am so proud of you.
01:02:27You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29You left him in your shell of a man.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:34It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:36Right.
01:02:39That all makes sense now.
01:02:41Wow.
01:02:42I feel really stupid.
01:02:44Eric, I'm really...
01:02:45I'm really sorry.
01:02:46Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:49And you used me.
01:02:51Eric, please don't go.
01:02:53Please, Eric!
01:02:56Aren't you happy?
01:02:59Well, no.
01:03:00That's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:02You mean the sex?
01:03:03Was it...
01:03:04Yeah?
01:03:05No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:06Oh.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:09Really?
01:03:10I just never found the right guy.
01:03:12Or guys.
01:03:14Anyway.
01:03:15We better get downstairs.
01:03:16People are starting to leave.
01:03:17I wonder how soon did.
01:03:19I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:31This is bullshit!
01:03:32God!
01:03:33Oh!
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:36Dude, suck it!
01:03:37What the...
01:03:39God, I'm outta here!
01:03:40Yeah!
01:03:41He has good hair, though.
01:03:43Don't be fused on me.
01:03:48And don't tease in my car, either.
01:03:50Right, set, break, dot.
01:03:52I might need a vacation.
01:03:55Vacation, vacation.
01:03:58Take this inflation through your head.
01:04:02Oh, Sue, are you alright?
01:04:05Was it from sex?
01:04:07Did you pop your cork?
01:04:08I don't think so.
01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:11Oh, don't ask.
01:04:13Every possible object.
01:04:15It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:17It was like...
01:04:18Transformers.
01:04:19They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21Ha!
01:04:22I told you.
01:04:23It's addicting.
01:04:26So, what about Chris?
01:04:27Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:04:30I told you he was gay.
01:04:31No.
01:04:32Well, I think I'm just...
01:04:33Oh.
01:04:34Cramp.
01:04:36Oh.
01:04:37I think it's broken.
01:04:38So, wait.
01:04:39None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:42Ha!
01:04:46Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:49So, I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:51Wanna go?
01:04:52No.
01:04:54I think I should finish up here.
01:04:56Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:58No.
01:05:00I don't know.
01:05:01For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:04What?
01:05:05Or something.
01:05:06Why?
01:05:07Do you know him?
01:05:08Sort of.
01:05:09Oh.
01:05:10Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:20Love him?
01:05:21Shut it!
01:05:22You wanna do it?
01:05:23I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:05:24You wanna get married?
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:26I don't know where.
01:05:27No, no way.
01:05:57Oh well, there's always next year.
01:06:27It's you.
01:06:34I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:37Joanna.
01:06:57I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:27Joanna.
01:07:34Wow, that's amazing.
01:07:43Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:47I guess something inspired me.
01:07:50He really captured his expression in his eyes.
01:07:54Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:59Whose?
01:08:00Eric's.
01:08:01Well, it's him, right?
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:07Yeah.
01:08:09I have to go see him.
01:08:14Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:16One nine hundred confess.
01:08:29Sister Terese?
01:08:31Yeah, hon.
01:08:32There was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:34I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:37Oh, sure.
01:08:38Oh.
01:08:39It's two seven one.
01:08:41Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession,
01:08:43but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:46Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:50Take you back?
01:08:51Sure, hon.
01:08:52Why not?
01:08:53As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:56Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:59I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:09:03Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:07Sister?
01:09:08Can I get up now?
01:09:10I really gotta pee.
01:09:11No!
01:09:12Hush your trap!
01:09:13Okay, honey.
01:09:14I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:19I will.
01:09:20Thanks.
01:09:22Sister?
01:09:23Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:09:41Eric, wait!
01:09:46Cheryl?
01:09:49Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:56I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning,
01:10:00but then at the end I wasn't.
01:10:02I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:05The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:08Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:13And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:16I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is,
01:10:19and he's all over these-
01:10:20Eric!
01:10:21Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:24Oh, wow.
01:10:26Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:29Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:31Hi, nice to meet you.
01:10:34Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days?
01:10:41When I get back?
01:10:42Yeah, sure.
01:10:49Oh, sorry, no kissing, right?
01:10:52No, kissing.
01:10:53Oh.
01:10:54Mmm.
01:11:10Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:15I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:17Wait, what? I never did that.
01:11:19I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:22She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:29She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:32I wonder who it was.
01:11:49At least this birthday's over.
01:12:06Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:09I mean, if you could just...
01:12:11I don't know, like, send me a sign?
01:12:13Doesn't matter, Jack.
01:12:15Excuse me, excuse me.
01:12:45Do you know where the church is? It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:49Yeah, that's the church I go to. Or used to go to.
01:12:53It's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:58You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:13:01Oh, I don't know.
01:13:09Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:11Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:17Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:21I don't think so. But thanks.
01:13:24What's your name?
01:13:25Sue. What's yours?
01:13:28Jesus.
01:13:29Really?
01:13:31Si.
01:13:31Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:35I don't think so.
01:13:37Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:39Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:45Go.
01:13:47No.
01:13:49Ingrtilation.
01:13:59I love you.
01:14:00Love you.
01:14:02Hope youンタexamined.
01:14:02Bye.
01:14:02Bye.
01:14:03Bye.
01:14:03Bye.
01:14:03Bye.
01:14:03Bye.
01:14:03Bye.
01:14:05Bye.
01:14:08Bye.
01:14:08Bye.