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00:00:00Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
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00:01:00Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
00:01:02And that's what got me into trouble
00:01:04I really was having a good time
00:01:05But for you to understand
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00:02:00Musik
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00:02:57I've never had the best of luck with men
00:02:59But if I'm being truthful with myself, that's probably my fault.
00:03:05I mean, look at me.
00:03:07Bringing flowers to my boyfriend on our anniversary.
00:03:11Sucker.
00:03:12I was sweet, naive, and maybe just a little bit stupid.
00:03:17That's why in life, you need someone to come in and give you a big dose of reality.
00:03:23What the fuck?
00:03:25Why aren't you at work?
00:03:27This is awkward.
00:03:27I was hoping to be clothed when I finally met you.
00:03:30Excuse me?
00:03:32Well, there's pictures of you in the living room, and I was almost jealous, but then Jeremy explained that you're his sister, and you're really pretty.
00:03:41What the fuck is going on?
00:03:43She's, um...
00:03:43I'm his girlfriend.
00:03:46I can't blame her for giving me the crazy eyes.
00:03:49I'd probably do the same thing.
00:03:51Baby, it's not what it looks like.
00:03:53Baby.
00:03:54Yeah, right?
00:03:55Three months?
00:03:55How about three years?
00:03:58You're not his sister.
00:04:00This is just a one-time thing, okay?
00:04:02I don't even...
00:04:03I barely know her.
00:04:04Kate, honestly, it was just this one time.
00:04:06It was just one time.
00:04:07It was a mistake.
00:04:08I made a mistake.
00:04:09You couldn't have chosen somebody better?
00:04:12Baby, no one's better than you, right?
00:04:14I mean, look at her.
00:04:15She's a bit porky, don't you think?
00:04:17Hey!
00:04:17What are you talking about?
00:04:19What are you talking about?
00:04:19What are you talking about?
00:04:20It's so humiliating!
00:04:22And that was my first threesome.
00:04:24See your heart beat through your chest
00:04:28And I feel like I'm afraid
00:04:32You got me by the name
00:04:36And I don't want to get away
00:04:39Does she know you're talking to me?
00:04:44In my life, Nora was the big sister.
00:04:48Theatrically overprotective.
00:04:49I just don't really know if polyamorous is my thing.
00:04:54That's the word.
00:04:55Um, yeah, I guess I could do dinner
00:04:58With both of you on Saturday.
00:05:00Ow.
00:05:00Okay, no.
00:05:01Why are you even calling her?
00:05:02You are not man enough for one woman
00:05:04Much less two or twenty or whatever.
00:05:05What do you think this is, big love?
00:05:07You can't have a million girlfriends.
00:05:09Leave Darcy alone, alright?
00:05:10She's way better than you.
00:05:11Consider yourself blocked.
00:05:13Bye.
00:05:14Trade?
00:05:15Yeah.
00:05:16Okay.
00:05:17Seriously, though.
00:05:17You should probably block him.
00:05:19Really?
00:05:21Thank you.
00:05:23You're welcome.
00:05:24You deserve a lot better than that.
00:05:29Really?
00:05:30Another dud?
00:05:31The last guy was literally tindering during dinner.
00:05:35Why can't we just pick for her?
00:05:38That's strike three, Nora.
00:05:40I'm gonna have to call you back.
00:05:43Really?
00:05:43Because of this?
00:05:44Management just saw the donut petition.
00:05:47I just said that I think there should be donuts.
00:05:50Nora.
00:05:50It was discriminatory.
00:05:51It had bales and not donuts.
00:05:52You petitioned the staff to get management to buy donuts.
00:05:56I like my morning with frosting and sprinkle.
00:05:59Last month, it was the amount of creamer options in here,
00:06:01and how much time is given for paternity leave.
00:06:04I'm a woman of the people.
00:06:06Not anymore, you aren't.
00:06:08Management is concerned that you aren't as passionate about your work
00:06:10as you are about the break room supplies and the staff policy.
00:06:16I'm sorry.
00:06:16I'm sorry.
00:06:16How many of these do you think I can fit in my mouth?
00:06:36Ready for more?
00:06:38Please put them all in there.
00:06:40Then there was Olivia.
00:06:42She was more like the matriarch of the group.
00:06:44All right, ladies.
00:06:46Raise your glasses.
00:06:47Here's to a new chapter.
00:06:49Cheers.
00:06:50Cheers.
00:06:50She claimed to know what was best, and she was usually right.
00:06:55I thought more about how you're a metrosexual,
00:06:57because he's definitely a metrosexual.
00:06:58She seemed to have the perfect life,
00:07:00complete with friends just like her.
00:07:03You called him out.
00:07:04You called him out.
00:07:04You called him out.
00:07:06I'm just telling you, I'm not going to drive.
00:07:07He's driving.
00:07:09This was amazing.
00:07:10It was.
00:07:11Thank you so much, you guys, for having us.
00:07:14Next time, it's at our place, okay?
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:17It was a pleasure to see you guys often.
00:07:19You guys are so precious.
00:07:23Hey, when are we going to go golfing again?
00:07:25Megan just bought me a new driver.
00:07:26I'll call you.
00:07:27And we're going to have lunch while these guys are out.
00:07:29You and me.
00:07:30I like that.
00:07:31Take care.
00:07:32Take care, you guys.
00:07:33See you.
00:07:34Drive safely.
00:07:37They're so cute.
00:07:40He's so nice, isn't he?
00:07:41Claire, can you pour me a drink?
00:07:45Are you sure you need another one?
00:07:46Please don't make me ask again.
00:07:49I'm just saying, I don't think you need another drink.
00:07:51There you go.
00:07:51Think it again.
00:07:55Are you listening to me?
00:07:59Look at me when I talk to you.
00:08:03Wipe that look off your face or I'll do it for you.
00:08:05I'm not going to do this with you again, okay?
00:08:11But we all have our secrets.
00:08:31Back to the parents' house.
00:08:32Good day.
00:08:33I'm sorry for that.
00:08:36I'm not lost here in a while.
00:08:38Thanks.
00:08:42I wish I was just visiting.
00:08:45Ow.
00:08:46All right.
00:08:49Hurry, hurry.
00:08:53You got milk.
00:08:56Delete that right now.
00:08:57We were a family.
00:08:59Oh, my God.
00:08:59You guys, do you remember?
00:09:00My grill.
00:09:01They called me middle mouth for years.
00:09:03There's Olivia.
00:09:05Sophistication personified.
00:09:06Not here.
00:09:09We put our friendship above everything, including our love lives.
00:09:13Is that Andy in the background?
00:09:15Ooh.
00:09:17That's definitely him.
00:09:19That was the year before we met you.
00:09:20Before Andy became a shit stain.
00:09:22Do you remember that day?
00:09:23No.
00:09:23I was so mortified.
00:09:25I can't believe anyone believed that rumor anyways.
00:09:27Like, I'd make animal noises during sex.
00:09:29He was obviously lying.
00:09:30That takes more coordination than you have.
00:09:32True, true.
00:09:33All the breathing and the movement and the burning hurt.
00:09:35What are you doing?
00:09:37Watch out.
00:09:37Are you a wake-up naked tied to a porch like dear old Andy?
00:09:40Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
00:09:42A cocksucker deserved it.
00:09:44Mm-hmm.
00:09:47Olivia!
00:09:49Speaking of cocksuckers.
00:09:53Here's Johnny.
00:09:53Mm-hmm.
00:09:56Liv!
00:09:57Open the door!
00:09:59Leia!
00:10:03Leia!
00:10:04Come on, baby, let me in.
00:10:30I've called the cops. They're already on their way.
00:10:34Fuck!
00:10:39Just sign the divorce papers!
00:10:58Oh, my God, she's gonna kill you.
00:11:00Why? She's officially the world's most desirable bachelorette now.
00:11:03Hiking? She doesn't hike!
00:11:05Okay, but men love it. It's all about the workout pants.
00:11:07Oh, she's not gonna go for this.
00:11:09This is an intervention. She doesn't have to like it.
00:11:11You're gonna help her meet her mate.
00:11:13Who is meeting their mate?
00:11:15Yeah, no babies dating site. Is that actually a site?
00:11:18You're already online dating!
00:11:20Yeah, we're just helping the process.
00:11:22Yeah, shut it down.
00:11:24Really?
00:11:25I have pigtails in my profile picture.
00:11:27But Blair 101 likes them.
00:11:33He's a little cute.
00:11:35As a matter of fact, he's quite attractive.
00:11:38He's on an online dating site.
00:11:40That's never stopped you before.
00:11:42Fine.
00:11:43Fine.
00:11:44Whatever.
00:11:45Set it up.
00:11:46Next!
00:11:47Yup.
00:11:48No hiking dates.
00:11:49No hiking dates.
00:12:00So it's official?
00:12:01Yup.
00:12:02Uh, technically it has to go through the system first, but I am on my way to being a divorcee.
00:12:08Here's to freedom.
00:12:09To freedom.
00:12:10Hmm.
00:12:11Speaking of men, how was your date last night?
00:12:12Yes, how was it?
00:12:13Was he as cute as his pictures online?
00:12:14Are you referring to the Adonis that you set me up with?
00:12:15You could have prepared me.
00:12:16I mean, you can't transition me from geeks to gods overnight.
00:12:17So how did our man do?
00:12:18He seems great.
00:12:19I don't really know him, but he seems sweet so far.
00:12:20Mmm.
00:12:21I don't really know him, but he seems sweet so far.
00:12:23Mmm.
00:12:24I don't know.
00:12:25I don't know.
00:12:26I don't know.
00:12:27I don't know.
00:12:28I don't know.
00:12:29I don't know.
00:12:30I don't know.
00:12:31I don't know.
00:12:32I don't know.
00:12:33I don't know.
00:12:34I don't know.
00:12:38Mmm.
00:12:39Yes.
00:12:40See, all you needed was Nora's matchmaking services.
00:12:43Maybe I'll set you up next?
00:12:45No.
00:12:46Focus on one couple at a time, Cupid.
00:12:48Mmm.
00:12:49Don't.
00:12:50We just started dating.
00:12:51You love him.
00:12:52You love him.
00:12:53Okay, let's now pat ourselves on the back prematurely.
00:12:56Love.
00:12:57Please stop.
00:12:58All right, Nora, you're all done.
00:13:00I'll see you up front.
00:13:01Thank you.
00:13:02You have to go.
00:13:03Thank you.
00:13:04Darcy and Glenn sitting in a tree.
00:13:06K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
00:13:08This is cool.
00:13:09First comes love.
00:13:10Then comes marriage.
00:13:11Then comes...
00:13:13Okay, ladies.
00:13:14I have to go to work now.
00:13:15Oh, crap.
00:13:16Me too.
00:13:17Right.
00:13:18Move three.
00:13:19Love you.
00:13:23You're gonna roll with that?
00:13:24Okay.
00:13:25Um.
00:13:26Cold.
00:13:29No repetition.
00:13:30Oh, damn.
00:13:31Uh.
00:13:32Park.
00:13:34Darcy.
00:13:35Oh, wow.
00:13:36You're so smooth.
00:13:37That's so sweet.
00:13:38That's why they call me Jamba Juice.
00:13:40No.
00:13:45What's this?
00:13:46That's my bumper sticker.
00:13:48Your bumper sticker?
00:13:49Yeah, my ex wasn't really a fan.
00:13:51He kind of said it was like putting a bumper sticker on a Bentley.
00:13:54A Bentley?
00:13:55Well, at least that's flattering.
00:13:57Yeah, I guess.
00:13:58If you like gas guzzling status symbols, then sure, why not?
00:14:01Somebody's a spitfire today.
00:14:04Maybe so.
00:14:05So what's your deal?
00:14:06My deal?
00:14:08Mm-hmm.
00:14:09Yeah, you're on a dating site.
00:14:10Why?
00:14:12I could ask you the same question.
00:14:14Avoidance.
00:14:15It's fine.
00:14:17Okay.
00:14:18No particular reason.
00:14:19I just haven't found what I was looking for.
00:14:23I want the kind of relationship that my parents have.
00:14:27And up until now, I didn't think I could find that with anyone.
00:14:34Okay.
00:14:35No.
00:14:36No.
00:14:37Okay, that's like the worst thing that you could do to a photographer.
00:14:39You know what?
00:14:40I could get used to being around you.
00:14:41You're kind of special.
00:14:42Think this kind of special?
00:14:43Mm-hmm.
00:14:44I think that is a really good look for you.
00:14:47You should start doing that more often.
00:14:48Thank you.
00:14:49You know what?
00:14:50My normal face doesn't always work for me.
00:14:52I think it's pretty great.
00:14:58Do you want to go back inside?
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:23Bienvenue à la maison de Blair.
00:15:26Bless you.
00:15:27It means welcome to the house of Blair.
00:15:29This is my casbah.
00:15:34I blame you for the general clumsiness.
00:15:37What?
00:15:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:45Why?
00:15:47Does she make me nervous?
00:16:04Come on.
00:16:05Let's go.
00:16:14Slave driver.
00:16:27Okay.
00:16:28You're gonna hit the pull-up bars.
00:16:29I'm gonna grab some others.
00:16:30Aye, aye, Captain.
00:16:31All right.
00:16:32I hate pull-ups.
00:16:38Oh, my God!
00:16:39Can I pet him?
00:16:40Sure.
00:16:41Hi, Corgi.
00:16:43Oh.
00:16:44This is Nugget.
00:16:45Oh, I love Corgi's.
00:16:46I follow, like, 60 on Instagram.
00:16:47Oh, really?
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:49You should get one.
00:16:53Maybe someday.
00:16:54Your dog is awesome.
00:16:55Thank you.
00:16:56See you.
00:16:57Bye.
00:16:58Have a nice day.
00:17:01I thought you were getting in the waters.
00:17:06Well, I didn't want to interrupt you guys, you know.
00:17:11Interrupt what?
00:17:12I was just petting a dog.
00:17:16Are you kidding?
00:17:18Is this, like, a jealous joke?
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:23Gotcha.
00:17:25I love you.
00:17:26Yeah.
00:17:27I'm a little sweaty, though, so...
00:17:29Right.
00:17:35You know, Nora, we live together, right?
00:17:38So maybe you shouldn't be flirting with all these other guys all the time.
00:17:42Got it?
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:46Okay.
00:18:10Well, that wasn't part of the game plan.
00:18:11I'm not complaining.
00:18:12Leaving so soon?
00:18:13I feel used.
00:18:14Aren't we needy?
00:18:15I'm just going to the bathroom.
00:18:16Well, then you won't need this.
00:18:17Maybe I'm shy?
00:18:18You were so shy five minutes ago.
00:18:19Oh, no.
00:18:20Don't.
00:18:21Don't...
00:18:23I'm gonna take off.
00:18:25Yes.
00:18:26I'm so shy.
00:18:27I'm sorry.
00:18:41Hey!
00:18:42Don't run into anything.
00:18:59Excuse me, are you having an emergency?
00:19:02Something like that.
00:19:04Hello to you too. Miss me already?
00:19:08I can't.
00:19:12Okay, I can't. I can't.
00:19:14I can't.
00:19:16Okay, you broke the box, seriously.
00:19:19Just go with it. It's a fantasy.
00:19:21It's not mine.
00:19:23Stop.
00:19:24Blair, stop!
00:19:27Stop!
00:19:28Stop, stop!
00:19:30Stop, stop, stop!
00:19:33Stop, stop, stop.
00:19:35Can you stop?
00:19:4212. New messages.
00:20:00Hi, sweetie. It's Mom.
00:20:02Spain is amazing. Maybe we'll stay.
00:20:04So, how's the apartment hunt going?
00:20:07Call us and let us know how you're doing, okay?
00:20:10Enjoy the house. Don't get too comfy.
00:20:15Baby, where are you?
00:20:18Olivia, you got a fucking restraining order!
00:20:20You bitch!
00:20:22What?
00:20:22What?
00:20:25All of your messages have been erased.
00:20:28Yeah, hi. I need to report a break-in.
00:20:51Jesus.
00:20:55Fuck!
00:20:55What's wrong?
00:20:59Your shit is literally everywhere, okay?
00:21:01I can't even take a fucking piss without tripping over your stuff.
00:21:04I was looking for something.
00:21:05How many nail polishes do you actually need?
00:21:08As many as I want. That's my stuff.
00:21:09Stop.
00:21:10Oh, it's your stuff?
00:21:11Well, it's my house.
00:21:13Finally, you said it.
00:21:14Yeah, yeah, I said it.
00:21:15It's my house.
00:21:16And you're just a fucking guest.
00:21:19Hello?
00:21:21Are you okay?
00:21:24Yeah, I can do that.
00:21:25Can we just continue this?
00:21:29Yeah, later.
00:21:31Okay.
00:21:34I still need the piss.
00:21:35Okay. I'll be right there.
00:21:37Just...
00:21:38Oh, God.
00:21:39I can feel it coming around again
00:21:47Creeping around open
00:21:50Thinkin' I was got free
00:21:53Lookin' for me
00:21:55Don't let nobody in
00:21:57Go down like that again
00:22:01What the hell is going on?
00:22:09He was here
00:22:10In this house
00:22:11In my parents' house
00:22:12Creepy
00:22:13Good thing they're not here
00:22:14He didn't know that
00:22:16I came home
00:22:17And this was open
00:22:19To our wedding day
00:22:20He burned a cigarette in my face
00:22:21I'm gonna stay here with you tonight
00:22:24You don't have to do that
00:22:25You know, things are really rough
00:22:26With Ryan and I right now
00:22:27Is it okay if I spend the night with you?
00:22:31Like old times?
00:22:34Yeah
00:22:35Coffee!
00:22:46How'd you sleep?
00:22:50Okay, you?
00:22:52Amazing
00:22:52I'm pretty much just gonna
00:22:54Hide your mom somewhere
00:22:55In your backyard
00:22:55And live in her pajamas forever
00:22:57Your dad won't notice
00:22:58I have 17 messages from Adam
00:23:01I'm only 17 today
00:23:04Yeah, but still nothing from Darcy
00:23:05She did go on that date
00:23:07With Mr. Wonderful yesterday
00:23:08Maybe it's one of those dates
00:23:09That never ends
00:23:10True, but there's something
00:23:11Off about it
00:23:11I don't know
00:23:12I'm getting worried
00:23:13Don't
00:23:13Ryan creates those fine lines
00:23:14And you do not want those
00:23:16Oh my god
00:23:17I'm gonna be late for work
00:23:18I have to get ready
00:23:19Thank you so much for staying
00:23:21I love you
00:23:22Let me know if you're from Darcy, okay?
00:23:24Okay
00:23:24Thank you
00:23:25Clearly I will not be applying
00:23:29To be a barista
00:23:30Staff meeting's in five
00:23:45Are you coming?
00:23:46Oh
00:23:49Your divorce papers came
00:23:51It would appear so
00:23:53Don't worry
00:23:55Marriage is an antiquated institution anyway
00:23:57Excuse me?
00:24:00You're a person, not chattel
00:24:01You're not meant to be owned
00:24:03How old is Adam?
00:24:0635
00:24:07Oh, way too old
00:24:08The world is full of gorgeous young men
00:24:11Who are very eager to please
00:24:13Really?
00:24:14Really?
00:24:15Look at you
00:24:16You're gorgeous
00:24:16You deserve to be worshipped
00:24:18I don't know
00:24:20I just
00:24:20Let me show you Javier
00:24:22My cub
00:24:23He's 26
00:24:25When he rolls his
00:24:27You can't even believe it
00:24:29Sounds like he's purring
00:24:30Oh, not that one
00:24:33Not that many
00:24:36Not that many
00:24:36Oh, no
00:24:37Javier
00:24:37Oh, no
00:24:37Huh?
00:24:38Oh, yeah
00:24:38Oh, no
00:24:38Oh, no
00:24:39Oh, no
00:24:39Oh, no
00:24:40Oh, no
00:24:41Oh, no
00:24:42Oh, no
00:24:42Oh, oh
00:24:42Oh-oh-oh-oh
00:24:46Oh-oh-oh
00:24:48Das ist unmöglich.
00:25:13Hey, you.
00:25:16Shit.
00:25:18Are you ready?
00:25:20Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:25:21Are you kidding me?
00:25:22Oh, I completely forgot.
00:25:24I set this interview up for you like a month ago.
00:25:28Okay, we got like five minutes.
00:25:29I'm honestly not even close to being ready.
00:25:31I don't have my resume.
00:25:32I wouldn't even have a paper to print it on.
00:25:33Okay, so what am I supposed to tell them?
00:25:36Okay, because this was a favor for me.
00:25:38Tell them I came down with something?
00:25:40With this much notice?
00:25:42Food poisoning?
00:25:42Did you just get your hair done?
00:25:50You noticed.
00:25:52No, no, no, no.
00:25:54Don't.
00:25:54Look.
00:25:56I put my ass on the line for you, all right?
00:25:59With a client of mine so that you could get an interview.
00:26:01And you forget because you're getting your hair done.
00:26:04Hey, don't be angry.
00:26:08I'm not angry.
00:26:10All right, I'm just, I'm disappointed.
00:26:12Do you have her spare key?
00:26:36No.
00:26:36We drove all the way here and I forgot her spare key.
00:26:38Because that isn't totally something you would do.
00:26:40Maybe she's dead.
00:26:43Don't even say shit like that.
00:26:45We haven't heard from her in two days.
00:26:46Lighten up, Warden.
00:26:48We never go two days.
00:26:49You're starting to sound like my mother.
00:26:51Oh, who would call the police if they're not hearing from you in one day?
00:26:53And see how tedious that gets?
00:26:55One of these days the love I gave you
00:26:58Is gonna turn
00:27:02Ooh, spooky.
00:27:08Dars?
00:27:10Darcy?
00:27:11I swear to God, if you jump out and scare me.
00:27:23Darcy?
00:27:26Darcy?
00:27:28It's okay.
00:27:29It's okay.
00:27:30Darcy, are you okay?
00:27:32Okay.
00:27:32No, no, no, no.
00:27:35We're getting up and going to breakfast.
00:27:37Go get in the shower.
00:27:39Thinking now?
00:27:42Shower now.
00:27:43You stink.
00:27:44Rude.
00:27:45Cry.
00:28:03Try.
00:28:03Cry.
00:28:04Cry.
00:28:04Cry.
00:28:10Cry.
00:28:10Cry.
00:28:10What do you think happened to her?
00:28:20Nothing good.
00:28:36So they dragged me to the Waffle House,
00:28:38where my ex's girlfriend is forced to wait on us.
00:28:40That's usually good for a laugh.
00:28:43What can I get you?
00:28:44Coffee?
00:28:45You're not just having coffee.
00:28:47Coffee. Black.
00:28:49Like my soul.
00:28:51I didn't know we decided to be emo this morning.
00:28:54Um, we're both gonna have bacon and eggs over easy
00:28:57with a side of toast.
00:28:58And then for the toast, can you do wheat?
00:29:00Yeah.
00:29:01Okay. And slightly toasted, so not like...
00:29:04Slightly.
00:29:05And, um, a side of butter.
00:29:07What kind of butter do you have?
00:29:08Excuse me?
00:29:09No, I mean, is it salted or unsalted?
00:29:11It's a diner.
00:29:12So, salted butter?
00:29:13Sure.
00:29:14Okay, no butter then.
00:29:15Okay.
00:29:16Can I have the big deluxe breakfast with an extra side of bacon?
00:29:19And the bacon, could I have it like a chewy, not super crispy?
00:29:24Chewy, not crispy?
00:29:25She's definitely going to spit in our food this time.
00:29:28Um, we'd also like separate checks.
00:29:30Of course you would.
00:29:32Okay, what is going on?
00:29:34I don't want to talk about it.
00:29:35You have to talk about it.
00:29:36You spend two days in the same clothes.
00:29:38I don't see how my personal hygiene choices have any impact on you.
00:29:42When you smell like you did, you obviously have something going on.
00:29:45So just tell us what it is and maybe we can help you.
00:29:47You know, I'm not gonna do this with you.
00:29:48You know, I'm not gonna do this with you.
00:29:49That's why we're here.
00:29:50You know, I'm not gonna do this with you.
00:29:59Jesus, Liv.
00:30:13They come and pee?
00:30:18You're here to interrogate me?
00:30:20No, but she's right.
00:30:22Right?
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:24Here we go.
00:30:25Just say it super quick.
00:30:26Like ripping off a band-aid.
00:30:27Boom.
00:30:28Done.
00:30:29Go.
00:30:30And go.
00:30:31I can't look at you.
00:30:32This is harsh.
00:30:35Dude, we did it.
00:30:37Blair and I.
00:30:38And this is a bad thing?
00:30:41Then he forced me to do it again.
00:30:44You're saying he raped you?
00:30:47Yeah.
00:30:48I guess in theory that's the correct terminology.
00:30:51Tell me what happened.
00:30:54Everything was fine.
00:30:56Then I got up to go to the bathroom and he...
00:30:59I said no, but he did it anyway.
00:31:03Are you kidding me?
00:31:05I'm sorry.
00:31:06I know I can be pushy sometimes.
00:31:07You raped her.
00:31:08Please.
00:31:09Share it with the world.
00:31:10I'm not the world.
00:31:11Yeah, I know.
00:31:12But can we please not phrase it like that?
00:31:14I'm sorry, but how else do you want that phrased?
00:31:16I don't know.
00:31:17Maybe I misunderstood.
00:31:18Or maybe he misunderstood the meaning of the word no.
00:31:20Um, yeah, just a second.
00:31:21We're leaving.
00:31:22We could go to the cops.
00:31:23Do I get to be a part of this decision?
00:31:24We should report this.
00:31:25Do you want to call or should I?
00:31:26Okay, hello.
00:31:27I'll do it.
00:31:28Okay, I'm sorry.
00:31:29What do you think you're going to tell him?
00:31:30Oh, hi, officer.
00:31:31My friend was raped by the guy that she was seeing.
00:31:32Proof?
00:31:33Oh, wait.
00:31:34There isn't any, because not only did she shower, but she had sex with him prior.
00:31:37Oh, and it happened two days ago.
00:31:38It's a good one.
00:31:39You should go for it.
00:31:40You should go for it.
00:31:41You should go for it.
00:31:42You should go for it.
00:31:43You should go for it.
00:31:44Yeah, just a second.
00:31:45We're leaving.
00:31:46We could go to the cops.
00:31:47Do I get to be a part of this decision?
00:31:48We should report this.
00:31:49Do you want to call or should I?
00:31:50Okay, hello.
00:31:51I'll do it.
00:31:52Okay, I'm sorry.
00:31:53What do you think you're going to tell them?
00:31:54Oh, hi, officer.
00:31:55Oh, and it happened two days ago.
00:31:57It's a good one.
00:31:58You should go for it.
00:31:59Shit.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:01Case closed.
00:32:02Conversation time.
00:32:03Commence moving on.
00:32:04You should have told us that before we threw you into the shower.
00:32:06It wouldn't have made a difference.
00:32:08Would it have mattered anyway?
00:32:09How do you prove that you were raped by a guy that you've already had sex with?
00:32:16Hello?
00:32:17No, it's just me and the girls.
00:32:20My God, seriously?
00:32:23They wouldn't have believed me.
00:32:28It wouldn't have hurt to try.
00:32:30It wouldn't have hurt you.
00:32:32I know I push you sometimes, but it's just because I care about you and I want you to be protected.
00:32:40I want him to know what it feels like.
00:32:42I want him to just walk out into a world and not feel safe anywhere.
00:32:46What'd I miss?
00:32:48I want him to pay.
00:32:51Hey.
00:32:52Calling the cops?
00:32:53No.
00:32:54So not calling the cops?
00:32:56No, we know how useless they can be.
00:32:58We're gonna do it ourselves.
00:33:00Ooh, DIY project.
00:33:01And what the fuck do you mean do it ourselves?
00:33:03I want to make him feel the way that I feel now.
00:33:06What do you propose?
00:33:07Let's just give him what he gave me.
00:33:10The night I'll never forget.
00:33:11The night I'll never forget.
00:33:20Hey boys.
00:33:21I got magic.
00:33:23You got talent.
00:33:25We can't take over the world in a second.
00:33:30That's better than honey.
00:33:32Come on, sonny.
00:33:33Come on, sonny.
00:33:34We can make it if we try.
00:33:37Down bars you gotta be moving back.
00:33:52Cause you're blocking traffic.
00:33:54And we're about to go on the mainstream radio.
00:33:58Good days you gotta be moving back.
00:33:59Sipping up street crazies.
00:34:00Cause we are here about you.
00:34:01Little wheels can charge.
00:34:02Meeting soon.
00:34:03Hope you're not planning on going out like that.
00:34:04I hope that's not you implying I should change.
00:34:05No, not at all.
00:34:06I just wasn't aware that was the type of attention you were looking to attract when you go out.
00:34:12It's just a dress, Ryan.
00:34:13If you say so.
00:34:14If you think I look good you could try paying me in compliment instead of suggesting I change.
00:34:21You don't look good.
00:34:22was you were looking to attract when you go out
00:34:24it's just a dress Ryan
00:34:26if you say so
00:34:28if you think I look good you could try paying me a compliment
00:34:30instead of suggesting I change
00:34:34you don't look good
00:34:36you look cheap
00:34:38fuck you
00:34:40you don't get to talk to me like that
00:34:42I'm just trying to have a life
00:34:44okay you know you act really
00:34:46righteous for someone who just lost their job
00:34:48over donuts
00:34:50you're a real activist
00:34:52just remember who's footing the bill for your so-called life
00:34:54when did she
00:34:56become such a small person
00:35:20you drive
00:35:22oh by all means hops
00:35:24alert the entire neighborhood
00:35:26covert operation in progress
00:35:28yeah yeah yeah
00:35:30yeah yeah yeah
00:35:40let's ride
00:35:42yeah
00:35:44can you make it quick I don't want to be sitting in a parked car in a dark alley like a drug dealer
00:35:58you got it
00:36:00you got it
00:36:02you got it
00:36:04you got it
00:36:06you got it
00:36:08you got it
00:36:10you got it
00:36:12you got it
00:36:14damn room
00:36:16look at you
00:36:17looking good
00:36:18thank you David
00:36:19if you want to sing Stevie Wonder songs
00:36:20give me a twirl give me a twirl
00:36:22make me make my angry face
00:36:24yeah
00:36:26yeah
00:36:28aww you are sweet
00:36:30sweet man
00:36:32you are sweet
00:36:34sweet man
00:36:35well he is
00:36:36but you're moving all over you
00:36:38just go find Blair
00:36:40if he put his eBay
00:36:42then we thank her
00:36:43thank you
00:36:44party
00:36:45yeah
00:36:46thank you
00:36:47thank you
00:36:48very much
00:36:49for sharing
00:36:50the question
00:36:51is this really
00:36:52um
00:36:52a year
00:36:53good
00:36:55that
00:36:56was
00:36:58good
00:37:00massive
00:37:01no
00:37:01again
00:37:03yeah
00:37:04it's
00:37:05really
00:37:06Public
00:37:07it's
00:37:08right
00:37:09Das war's für heute.
00:37:39Hey, my name's Jew. That's spelled J-U-E, not J-E-W. What's your name?
00:37:47That's really what you're going to go with?
00:37:51Hey!
00:38:09Uh-oh.
00:38:12Hey.
00:38:14Do you mind?
00:38:17Oops. I'm sorry.
00:38:19Oh, my God. I'm so horrifically sorry.
00:38:44God, that...
00:38:45Bitch.
00:38:46Yeah, that and a medley about her color for words. Here, let me, um...
00:38:50Oh, thanks. I got it. I got it. I got it. Thanks.
00:38:57God, I am terrible in crowds.
00:38:59Excuse me, what is...
00:39:00She's about to tell him that he's going to be a daddy. Again.
00:39:06I can't imagine you being terrible anywhere.
00:39:08Aren't you suave?
00:39:10How about I buy you a drink?
00:39:12Why not? Um, I'll have another beer.
00:39:14You got it, man. One beer.
00:39:15So, let's play a game.
00:39:18I like games.
00:39:20How about you guess how many months I've been single,
00:39:23and if you're right, I'll chug my beer.
00:39:25If you're wrong, you have to take a shot for every month I've been single.
00:39:30You've got a deal.
00:39:31I think you're going to regret that.
00:39:33I hope so.
00:39:36Girls, could you line up some glasses?
00:39:37You know, I could get used to being around you.
00:39:47You're kind of special.
00:39:49Well, save the charm and take a guest service.
00:39:55Three months.
00:39:57Way wrong.
00:39:59Three shots of tequila, please.
00:40:05Here's to spilled beer.
00:40:07Did it work?
00:40:29It didn't, did it?
00:40:30He's not into her.
00:40:31Oh, no, he's into her.
00:40:33It's the greatest accidental first date I've seen.
00:40:35Yeah, he's good with first, first dates, first kisses, first rapes.
00:40:41We're ready.
00:40:41Are you good to go?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:44Coming now.
00:40:48Somebody rebounds fast.
00:40:50Special my ass.
00:40:52So, what do you say?
00:41:08You want to get out of here?
00:41:09We can get a ride to...
00:41:10My place?
00:41:12Yeah.
00:41:12Let's go.
00:41:14She'll get that one home safe.
00:41:33Aw, isn't it so soon?
00:41:34I know.
00:41:35Girls might have to continue elsewhere.
00:41:36All right.
00:41:37Thank you.
00:41:38Always a pleasure.
00:41:45The plan was simple.
00:41:48Dump him in the desert without his clothes, so he had to hitch back to town naked.
00:41:51It's official.
00:42:00My ass is going numb.
00:42:02This is obviously the unglamorous part of this mission.
00:42:05I went from Bond Girl to Babysitter.
00:42:08Do we have an ETA on our mystery destination?
00:42:11Yeah.
00:42:12Soon.
00:42:12Are you seriously eating nutty-nutters right now?
00:42:19Howling makes her hungry.
00:42:20A mission of this magnitude requires snacks.
00:42:23Okay, focus on the task at hand.
00:42:25This culinary delight that I'm currently consuming is for the benefit of this group.
00:42:29So I could be a fully-functioned...
00:42:31Okay.
00:42:33Can't...
00:42:33Can't move.
00:42:34Flair.
00:42:35Can't move.
00:42:35This is officially not sexy or funny.
00:42:37Ugh, I can't breathe.
00:42:38If you can yell, you can definitely breathe.
00:42:40Just help her.
00:42:42You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:42:51Sit him upright.
00:42:52It's not like he's light.
00:42:53Use your softball arms.
00:42:54Okay, Nora, just shut up and do it.
00:42:56Shit.
00:43:15Shit.
00:43:19Okay.
00:43:33License and registration?
00:43:39Thanks.
00:43:44You know why I pulled you over?
00:43:46You're swerving slightly.
00:43:48Really?
00:43:53Have you been drinking?
00:43:55No.
00:43:56You sure?
00:43:57Positive.
00:43:59Where are you all coming from?
00:44:01Armageddon.
00:44:03But you weren't drinking at this bar.
00:44:05I drove to pick up my drunk, miscreated friends.
00:44:12This true?
00:44:13Nutty nutters taste like peanut butters.
00:44:18I can't.
00:44:20When they taste so fun, I roll back.
00:44:22It's better than crap.
00:44:25I really can't. I'm allergic.
00:44:27Bummer.
00:44:31I'm gonna need to ask you to step out of the car.
00:44:34Are you kidding?
00:44:35Nope.
00:44:46Oh, my God.
00:44:47Oh, my God.
00:44:55Now, if you could please walk into a straight line towards me.
00:44:58Really?
00:44:59Yes, ma'am.
00:45:04And turn around and walk back.
00:45:10Stand with your feet together.
00:45:13Lift your right foot.
00:45:16Feet back together.
00:45:18Now, tilt your head back.
00:45:20Close your eyes.
00:45:21Touch your nose with your right index finger.
00:45:24Ma'am, that's not your index finger.
00:45:28Okay.
00:45:29Quite frankly, I'm feeling slightly harassed.
00:45:31I attempt to keep some drunk citizens off the street.
00:45:34And this is how I get repaid.
00:45:35Perhaps I should have just let them mow down a couple pedestrians.
00:45:39I'm slightly down for that backwards.
00:45:42Okay, you wanna...
00:45:44I can't do that.
00:45:45And only a drunk person would even attempt that.
00:45:48This does not qualify as flying under the radar.
00:45:52At least she is actually sober.
00:46:04What happened?
00:46:05He traded numbers.
00:46:07Pelea? Pelea.
00:46:09Oh, my God.
00:46:10I got it.
00:46:11Okay, can you not?
00:46:12Can you stop?
00:46:13Please do not.
00:46:14Do not.
00:46:21Nora.
00:46:22Yeah, what's up?
00:46:23Why won't the car start?
00:46:24I don't know.
00:46:26I don't know.
00:46:27I'm good when driving.
00:46:29How long has that light been on?
00:46:31That thing, like, a couple months.
00:46:33You've had your check engine light on for a couple months.
00:46:36How am I supposed to smell it's a check engine light?
00:46:38Ugh.
00:46:39What?
00:46:40It's not like everyone told you what those lights mean.
00:46:42Okay, what now?
00:46:44Abandoned ship?
00:46:46Oh, we're not leaving my car on the side of the road.
00:46:48Sometimes it just needs a couple of minutes to cool down.
00:46:50A couple?
00:46:51Like, 20.
00:46:52You're right.
00:46:53Let's sit on the side of the road with a rapist week and nap until he wakes up or we find a tow.
00:46:56Fine.
00:46:57Let's just get him out and sit him up here.
00:47:10Oh, no, please, continue to text.
00:47:12Okay.
00:47:13Watch his face.
00:47:14Okay.
00:47:18Let me get on here.
00:47:19Can you pop it?
00:47:20Yeah.
00:47:21Okay.
00:47:22Okay.
00:47:25This won't attract any attention.
00:47:27We already got pulled over.
00:47:28I think we're through the worst.
00:47:30It's not the desert, but it'll do.
00:47:33I think we're safe in the middle of nowhere.
00:47:36You look marvelous.
00:47:39Wait, could she snort?
00:47:40It looks like a 500-pound computer programmer that's in your truck.
00:47:43The last accent piece.
00:47:45Oh.
00:47:50I'm ready for my close-set, Mr. DeMille.
00:47:52Enough, wait.
00:47:53Looks like he can hit the manhole when we're finished.
00:47:54I'll do what I can.
00:48:13Guess I don't have to go to the gym for the next week.
00:48:28Yeah, well, but you're not toning your arms.
00:48:30What is it with you guys and the arm jokes?
00:48:32Oh, come on.
00:48:33I want an apology.
00:48:35Oh, he's bucking.
00:48:36Uh-oh.
00:48:37Hey.
00:48:38What the fuck?
00:48:39Oh.
00:48:42And he's out.
00:48:43I thought I was the clumsy one.
00:48:45Don't you dare answer that.
00:48:47I would want to.
00:48:48It's fine.
00:48:49Should we just do it here?
00:48:50It's not gonna get him on the sex offender's registry or anything.
00:48:54I could settle for humiliation and dusty nuts.
00:48:57That'll be the title of his autobiography, Dusty Nuts.
00:49:00I think he's out.
00:49:01We can pretty much do anything we want to him.
00:49:03I say we brand him.
00:49:05Do you happen to have a branding iron in your trunk as well?
00:49:08I'm not above etching rapist on his stomach.
00:49:10No, no, let's stick to the plan.
00:49:11I would rather not add assault and battery to the list with kidnapping.
00:49:14Do you have the scissors?
00:49:15What are you gonna do with them?
00:49:17Cut his clothes off.
00:49:19If we're gonna make him hitch back naked in sunglasses and a feather boa, he needs to be naked.
00:49:24I'm not going to physically undress him.
00:49:25I don't need to reminisce.
00:49:26I'm just gonna cut his clothes off.
00:49:29Well, I forgot them.
00:49:30Okay, just sit him up and I will take his clothes off.
00:49:33What?
00:49:34What?
00:49:35What?
00:49:36What?
00:49:37What?
00:49:38What?
00:49:39What?
00:49:40What?
00:49:41What?
00:49:42What?
00:49:43What now?
00:49:44I don't think we're gonna have to worry about humiliating him anymore.
00:49:51This can't be happening.
00:49:52Is he breathing?
00:49:53Yeah, maybe through the tight hole in the center of his face.
00:49:54So he's dead?
00:49:55Like, dead?
00:49:56Dead?
00:49:57What other kind is there?
00:49:58Dead is a pretty definitive word to use.
00:49:59See?
00:50:00This is why I don't online date.
00:50:01It's too much work.
00:50:02Can Ryan take a hint?
00:50:03Psychotic much?
00:50:04Okay, we are standing over the dead body of your last date, so you should probably not
00:50:05start with me.
00:50:06So we're not worried that he's a tad possessive?
00:50:07He gets worried about me.
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:09I bet he's real concerned about your welfare.
00:50:10You don't know how he is.
00:50:11All the good stuff he does.
00:50:12You're right, we don't.
00:50:13So tell us.
00:50:14He's been supporting me since I lost my job?
00:50:15You lost your job?
00:50:16Okay, we have more pressing issues than my love life and employment status.
00:50:19I don't think he's going anywhere.
00:50:20We're not a corpse adjacent.
00:50:21Dead jokes are not funny.
00:50:35Okay, please.
00:50:36I'd love for you to keep yelling so the cops can find us again.
00:50:39Ew!
00:50:40This can't be happening.
00:50:41Nora?
00:50:42Are you cracking?
00:50:43Is this you cracking?
00:50:47If I did what you'd kill me, it's not the worst.
00:50:48Is this you cracking?
00:50:49If I did, would you kill me too?
00:50:51No.
00:50:51Okay, what is going on?
00:50:53Oh, my shoes.
00:50:56There's blood on my shoes.
00:50:57Gross.
00:50:58Then stop touching everything.
00:51:00Everything is everywhere.
00:51:01Okay, okay.
00:51:01We're gonna be fine.
00:51:03Everything is going to be okay.
00:51:04I have to go.
00:51:05I have to get my shoe cleaner.
00:51:09Ridiculous.
00:51:10Get his ID.
00:51:12I'm sorry.
00:51:13I'm not fucking sorry.
00:51:18For the first time ever, we were briefly speechless.
00:51:39I didn't care that he was dead.
00:51:42In fact, it seemed like the universe's way of serving justice.
00:51:45What about Blair?
00:51:52We'll say it was a mafia hit.
00:51:54No, like, seriously.
00:51:55He's a random guy without ID in the middle of nowhere.
00:51:59By the time the animals are done with him, he'll only be recognizable through dental records.
00:52:03Too bad we couldn't have taken Adam out at the same time.
00:52:06What?
00:52:07No, it's just, I feel like whenever we start talking about him is when he shows up.
00:52:11It's like he has a radar for it.
00:52:12We definitely do not need him showing up tonight.
00:52:14Amen to that.
00:52:18Do you ever miss him?
00:52:20How can I miss him?
00:52:21He's always lurking around.
00:52:22I'll go grab my stuff.
00:52:40Okay.
00:52:43I'll be really quick.
00:52:44I need a shoe cleaner stat.
00:52:59Oh, where are you at?
00:53:00Here we go.
00:53:05I have found it.
00:53:11Please, please, please.
00:53:13There's a god.
00:53:16What are you doing?
00:53:17Oh, fuck.
00:53:19I stained my shoes.
00:53:21How'd you do that?
00:53:23Some cow and leopard print spilled a vodka crayon on them.
00:53:26Hag.
00:53:28What?
00:53:30You're so good at lying, it scares me.
00:53:33What are you talking about?
00:53:35I know where you were tonight.
00:53:36I know what you did.
00:53:40What I did?
00:53:41What about what she did?
00:53:42I mean, hit your mouth, sister.
00:53:44Exhibit A.
00:53:44Looks like you had a bloody good time, mate.
00:53:59She should just give it up.
00:54:01Blood doesn't come out of anything.
00:54:05This one time, Adam fell and cut himself in the kitchen.
00:54:08I mean, it was after he punched me,
00:54:12so part of me just wanted to let him bleed out all over the place
00:54:15like a stuck pig, but I didn't.
00:54:20Anyway, in the process, he bled all over everything.
00:54:23He even stained the kitchen counter.
00:54:26I can never get it out.
00:54:29God, that was the sweetest that time story.
00:54:32Please, tell it again.
00:54:35I have so many stories like that.
00:54:39Why didn't you ever tell me?
00:54:42It's not something you talk about.
00:54:45Not even to your friends?
00:54:49Especially not to your friends.
00:54:54I think you're overreacting just a little.
00:54:56I know I didn't answer my phone, but...
00:54:57No, that's the thing you did.
00:54:59Now I'm confused.
00:55:00Have you been drinking?
00:55:01I heard the whole thing.
00:55:03You heard what?
00:55:03What are you even talking about?
00:55:05Okay, you want to know what I...
00:55:06Look.
00:55:06You butt answered.
00:55:10Now do you want to talk about it?
00:55:12Actually, I don't.
00:55:13I have to go, and I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:55:14Nora, what the hell?
00:55:15You've really been drinking, and you are paranoid.
00:55:17No, look, you're not going anywhere.
00:55:19Like, no, I'm not.
00:55:21I think I'm going to go check on her.
00:55:23Tell her to hurry up.
00:55:24You're coming with me.
00:55:25We're just going to find her psychotically scrubbing her shoes.
00:55:28At the very least, we'll hurry her up.
00:55:29If we can pry them out of her hands.
00:55:45Someone needs to have a garage sale.
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:47You're acting like a child.
00:55:53Good, then you won't mind if I leave.
00:55:55So where are you going to go, then?
00:55:56Oh, because being here is such a delight.
00:55:58Why wouldn't I want to stay?
00:55:59So why have you stayed?
00:56:01Such an ass.
00:56:01No, answer the fucking question!
00:56:03Because I love you!
00:56:04Why are you leaving me?
00:56:08Clearly this is over!
00:56:10Okay, but if you just talked to me...
00:56:12Okay, that's the point!
00:56:12I can't talk to you anymore.
00:56:15So what, are you going to leave with the girls?
00:56:16That's fucking rich.
00:56:17You don't accept me.
00:56:18They do.
00:56:19I'm still the same person.
00:56:20You're the one who's changed.
00:56:21That's because the circumstances have changed, okay?
00:56:23No, you have to adapt.
00:56:25No, actually, I don't.
00:56:26They don't need me to change.
00:56:27Nora, listen to yourself.
00:56:28You're being fucking ridiculous.
00:56:30I'm leaving.
00:56:30No, no, you're not.
00:56:32Okay, look.
00:56:32If you walk out, I will ruin all of you.
00:56:37Oh, God.
00:56:39Oh, that's great.
00:56:40Yeah, welcome.
00:56:41Yeah.
00:56:41Nora, we have to go.
00:56:43Yeah, no, you're not.
00:56:44Hey!
00:56:45Give her back her bag.
00:56:47No, it's my bag.
00:56:47I paid for it.
00:56:48It was a gift.
00:56:49Well, I'm taking it back anyway.
00:56:50Ugh, let it go!
00:56:52Over my dead body!
00:56:57All right, then.
00:57:00Ryan?
00:57:02Oh, my God.
00:57:10You know, I hope you're intending on replacing that.
00:57:12Ryan, you have...
00:57:15What the fuck?
00:57:22No, no!
00:57:22So, this is a pallet.
00:57:34What do we do?
00:57:36Nothing.
00:57:37His mother comes to clean tomorrow.
00:57:39His mother cleans her house?
00:57:41What do you do?
00:57:43Apparently not enough.
00:57:44My bath.
00:57:47My bath.
00:58:00Okay.
00:58:06You drive.
00:58:07It dawned on me.
00:58:22Maybe we were better off without men in our lives.
00:58:25I knew Nora would be happier without Ryan.
00:58:27You okay up there?
00:58:46Do you think she's gonna be okay?
00:58:52Probably.
00:58:55You guys could stop talking about me like I'm not here.
00:58:58You could start responding like you are here.
00:59:02Jesus, spit it out, Nora.
00:59:04Typical Ryan.
00:59:06Never fucking listened.
00:59:09I'm just bummed.
00:59:11Bummed is really the word you're gonna go with?
00:59:12You know it's stupid.
00:59:16It's not stupid at all.
00:59:20I just really loved those shoes.
00:59:24I'm gonna be homeless and single and have bad footwear.
00:59:27I'm gonna be homeless and single and have bad footwear.
00:59:42What the fuck?
01:00:00My parents are going to be so pissed.
01:00:03Are you gonna call the cops?
01:00:04And why am I going to tell them I was when my place is being trashed?
01:00:07I can think of an easy solution to that problem.
01:00:20Easy being a relative term, but it's probably more convenient than redecorating every time your ex throws a hissy fit.
01:00:25I'm listening.
01:00:26If you think about it, he's really kind of a loose end.
01:00:29Lurking about, whatnot.
01:00:33What the fuck is happening here?
01:00:35What the fuck is happening here?
01:00:37We're gonna kill Adam.
01:00:41She's kidding.
01:00:45No, she wasn't.
01:00:53Well, we said we'd be all in at the beginning of the night, so I'm in.
01:01:01But seriously, if we please get food first, homicide makes me hungry.
01:01:07Protecting Olivia just made sense.
01:01:14I smell bacon.
01:01:21I would literally stab someone for pancakes right now.
01:01:24Would just tonight work for everybody?
01:01:25I'm glad everyone is just a little bit too oversimulated right now.
01:01:28You think I would be the one who would be the most excited about this?
01:01:31I'm a passionate person.
01:01:32I'm committed to the cause.
01:01:33I'll say.
01:01:38Hello?
01:01:40Yes.
01:01:42Something happened to Ryan?
01:01:46Okay.
01:01:46I'll be right there.
01:01:53Something happened to Ryan.
01:01:55Shocker.
01:01:57I just want bacon to go!
01:02:00Okay, do you have your story straight?
01:02:03Yeah.
01:02:04You guys all night.
01:02:04Okay, doing what?
01:02:06Watching a movie.
01:02:07What movie?
01:02:07What do you got?
01:02:08Clueless.
01:02:09Watching Clueless.
01:02:09What else?
01:02:10Jesus fucking Christ.
01:02:11We're watching Clueless, eating store-brand chocolate ice cream,
01:02:13and braiding each other's hair,
01:02:14and laughing at you guys on Tinder all night.
01:02:15Better?
01:02:16Much.
01:02:17We can't have any holes in our story.
01:02:19We'll lose sex.
01:02:22Sad.
01:02:22Sad.
01:02:23Be sad.
01:02:23Wait.
01:02:24The shoes.
01:02:25Think about the shoes.
01:02:27See you tonight.
01:02:28Yeah, we should probably share a car, right?
01:02:30Nose goes.
01:02:30Oh!
01:02:32Oh, come on.
01:02:32Not it.
01:02:33I drove last time.
01:02:34Are we seriously organizing a murder carpool right now?
01:02:37Nah.
01:02:39Oh, my God.
01:02:40If you cry over that cereal.
01:02:41Empty bag is a bitch.
01:02:45Eeeh.
01:02:46Eh.
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:48Yeah.
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:50A-yeah.
01:02:50Yeah.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:03:04Oh, my God.
01:03:05Oh, man.
01:03:05I've got your eyes.
01:03:07Fall on the left.
01:03:08If I.
01:03:10That your cinnamon and I slide to the floor.
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01:06:29What the fuck?
01:06:59Hello?
01:07:23Oh, Lev.
01:07:26This is so romantic.
01:07:28Surprised?
01:07:31Come to apologize?
01:07:34For what?
01:07:35You were the one who trashed my parents' house.
01:07:38You served me with divorce papers.
01:07:41So?
01:07:42It hurt my feelings.
01:07:44I'm not seeing the correlation.
01:07:49Oh.
01:07:51Oh, baby, you look tired.
01:07:53Did you have too much to drink?
01:08:01Well, it wouldn't be the first time.
01:08:04Here.
01:08:05Oh, shh.
01:08:07I want you to know that what's about to happen to you is all your fault.
01:08:23Dear Olivia, words cannot begin to express the depths of my sorrow.
01:08:30I didn't write that.
01:08:32You know, it is so rude to interrupt.
01:08:35Especially when I'm reading your last words.
01:08:40If you're not going to pay attention, then why bother?
01:08:42No more reading before bedtime for you.
01:08:48Bummer.
01:08:49Spoiler alert.
01:08:50It was kind of poetic.
01:08:52Quite frankly, I think it makes you sound more intelligent than you are.
01:08:55Why?
01:08:57Because black widows eat their mates.
01:08:59Since I know you like it rough, babe.
01:09:04Oh!
01:09:05Oh!
01:09:06Hm?
01:09:07Oh!
01:09:34Is that a text message?
01:09:52Oh, yeah.
01:09:55Cop.
01:09:56Was he asking you out?
01:09:57Let's hope not for his sake.
01:09:59How about dinner tomorrow night?
01:10:02Well, here's to new beginnings.
01:10:04Oh, my God, I have a great idea for my new job.
01:10:06I could do crime scene cleanup.
01:10:08You can pimp me out to your new boyfriend.
01:10:09I'm not going to be pimping you out to anyone.
01:10:11I'm pretty sure you're better at creating the mess
01:10:13than you aren't cleaning it up.
01:10:32Oh, you can't get it in your mouth?
01:10:35I'm careful when it counts.
01:10:37Oh, but feeding doesn't qualify.
01:10:39I blame you.
01:10:40Mm-hmm.
01:10:41You're just so intimidating.
01:10:42I'm eating with a man of the law.
01:10:44I understand.
01:10:45Now we'll be having desserts in a moment.
01:10:47Oh, thank you.
01:10:48You're welcome.
01:10:49Look, I've been meaning to ask you a question.
01:10:54Do you know the guy in the back of your car the night I pulled you over?
01:10:58The guy in the back of the car?
01:11:00Yeah.
01:11:01Not really.
01:11:02Nora always makes the strangest friends at the bar.
01:11:05Doesn't Nora have a boyfriend?
01:11:08She was in the station yesterday alone.
01:11:10I'll tell you about it.
01:11:14Will you excuse me?
01:11:16Look, I'm sorry.
01:11:18I didn't mean to jump into work.
01:11:19I just...
01:11:20No, it's fine.
01:11:21I'll be right back.
01:11:27Excuse me.
01:11:28Can I help you with something?
01:11:29Is there any way that I could change my order?
01:11:31Women can be so fickle.
01:11:33Thank you.
01:11:34Mm-hmm.
01:11:35Chivalry's in time.
01:11:36I hope not.
01:11:37For you, miss.
01:11:38And for you, sir.
01:11:39Thank you, sir.
01:11:40Please enjoy it.
01:11:41Mmm.
01:11:42Would you like to try some of mine?
01:11:43Yes.
01:11:44Yes.
01:11:45Yes.
01:11:46Yes.
01:11:47Yes.
01:11:48Yes.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:52Yes.
01:11:53Yes.
01:11:54Yes.
01:11:55Yes.
01:11:56Yes.
01:11:57Yes.
01:11:58Yes.
01:11:59Yes.
01:12:00Yes.
01:12:01Yes.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Wow.
01:12:04A man who's willing to share his dessert.
01:12:05That is an admirable quality.
01:12:09Mmm.
01:12:12That tastes like heaven.
01:12:17Would you like to get a drink after this?
01:12:20See?
01:12:21You already want to spend the rest of your life with me.
01:12:23I don't know if I could handle the sarcasm for that long.
01:12:27You know, this is to die for.
01:12:30You gonna let me try some of it?
01:12:33No.
01:12:34I don't know if I can even part with a bite of this.
01:12:37Hmm.
01:12:38It's very difficult for me.
01:12:39Fine.
01:12:40Open wide.
01:12:41I'm kinda nuts about you.
01:12:45I'm kinda nuts about you.
01:12:46Oh.
01:12:47Come on.
01:12:48I'm gonna do it.
01:12:49Come on.
01:12:50Come on.
01:12:51Come on.
01:12:52Come on.
01:12:53Come on.
01:12:54Come on.
01:12:55Come on.
01:12:56Come on.
01:12:57Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, ich habe keinen Barsch.
01:13:09Ich kann wirklich nicht, ich habe einen Barsch.
01:13:27I really love having a great time.
01:13:41And we all lived happily ever after.
01:13:47Bummer.
01:13:52Nora finally got her dream job.
01:13:54Donuts included.
01:13:57Oh my god.
01:14:00I've been crying with blood in my hands.
01:14:15His eyes are now buried beneath all the sand.
01:14:22So now we can see when I lie on the stand.
01:14:29But that's what I do to protect my friend.
01:14:35That's so funny.
01:14:37Olivia found love.
01:14:38Just not with a cup.
01:14:40I love your friends.
01:14:44And drive me with anger
01:14:47And grief in this hole
01:14:51I'm buried alive
01:14:54And I've lost all control
01:14:58But that's what I do
01:15:02To protect my friends
01:15:04And me
01:15:07I got some killer cheesecake
01:15:09With this blood on my hands
01:15:19Cleaned up the mess now
01:15:24And I've started to think
01:15:28How you smell so good
01:15:31How you smell so good
01:15:31When the stench of you stains
01:15:35So I breathe in my face
01:15:36So I breathe in wonder
01:15:38As I sleep
01:15:40On my dreams
01:15:43But that's what I do
01:15:46To protect my friends
01:15:49I've got time
01:15:50With this blood on my hands
01:16:02I've got time
01:16:04On my hands
01:16:08I've got time
01:16:10With this blood on my hands
01:16:15I've got time
01:16:17With this blood on my hands
01:16:18I've got time
01:16:20With this blood on my hands
01:16:21I've got time
01:16:22With this blood on my hands
01:16:23I've got time
01:16:24With this blood on my hands
01:16:25And I've got time
01:16:26With this blood on my hands
01:16:27And I've got time
01:16:28With this blood on my hands
01:16:29And I've got time
01:16:30With this blood on my hands
01:16:31And I've got time
01:16:32With this blood on my hands
01:16:33And I've got time
01:16:34With this blood on my hands
01:16:35And I've got time
01:16:36With this blood on my hands
01:16:37And I've got time
01:16:38With this blood on my hands
01:16:39And I've got time
01:16:40With this blood on my hands
01:16:41And I've got time
01:16:42And I've got time
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