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00:00:00Welcome to all.series.net

00:00:30Welcome to all.series.net

00:01:00Welcome to India's Got Lidin.

00:01:03Are we ready to start the show?

00:01:06So make some noise for the panel of the night.

00:01:08Balraj Ghai, Nishant Tanwar, Sonali Thakkar and Vipul Goyal.

00:01:26Let's go.

00:01:28Both are Papa.

00:01:30They are Papa.

00:01:34One time for our panel, come on.

00:01:38Vipul Ghai, thank you so much for taking time from your old age home.

00:01:45Vipul Ghai, how are you feeling today?

00:01:46Very good.

00:01:47Vipul Ghai, you made such a good property.

00:01:49It's been fun.

00:01:50And I got to tell you that the property is so popular.

00:01:56I went to Barber for 10 days to cut your hair.

00:01:58That's a good question.

00:01:59When will you come to Latent?

00:02:00When will you come to Latent?

00:02:01When will you talk to your friend?

00:02:02I'm talking to you.

00:02:03I'm talking to you.

00:02:04Why do you cut your hair?

00:02:05You have only 90 seconds.

00:02:07Then we also have Nishant Tanwar, his second appearance on the show.

00:02:16Because all the good comics are on tour.

00:02:19Nishant, what are you doing today?

00:02:20What are you doing today?

00:02:21Very, very fun.

00:02:22Latent has played.

00:02:23I also went to my barber.

00:02:27So, he said, why did you come here?

00:02:29He also took it out?

00:02:30Yes.

00:02:31Why did you take it out?

00:02:32Why did you take it out?

00:02:33Shout out to Tanwar, Bert and…

00:02:38Do you know that you are Balraj's producer or organizer?

00:02:40Balraj, you are shooting for a month.

00:02:42One minute. Four minutes.

00:02:44Four minutes.

00:02:45Do you have time for your wife or what?

00:02:47No, bruh.

00:02:48I mean, I have time for my wife.

00:02:49So, you will be two kids.

00:02:54Bruh, you don't have latex or latex.

00:03:02Guys.

00:03:03Whipple girl, everyone.

00:03:05And the show has started.

00:03:07It was fun.

00:03:08It was a condom joke.

00:03:09It was funny.

00:03:10Next page.

00:03:11Next page.

00:03:12Sunai Thakar is a comic.

00:03:13And she has been doing comedy for 11 years.

00:03:14Also, the only female friend Samai has.

00:03:15As of now.

00:03:16Yes.

00:03:17After the roast.

00:03:18So, thank you so much for joining us.

00:03:19Guys, we have a sponsor today.

00:03:20Make some laughs for Pop UPI, guys.

00:03:21Pop UPI, if you don't know, great.

00:03:22Because that gives me an opportunity to tell you.

00:03:23So, Pop UPI is a U.P.I.

00:03:24So, Pop UPI is a U.P.I.

00:03:49In which you can do transactions.

00:03:50And you get Pop Coins and returns of every transaction you do.

00:03:53And you can buy Pop Coins and shopping.

00:03:56You can buy a lot of beauty products.

00:03:57You can buy fashion products.

00:03:58You can buy a lot of things.

00:03:59And also.

00:04:00The winner of today.

00:04:02You won't get ticket sales.

00:04:04Fuck that money.

00:04:05You will get Pop UPI.

00:04:07One lakh rupees cash price.

00:04:10What?

00:04:11What?

00:04:12Yes.

00:04:13But for our pop UPI.

00:04:15Are we ready to start?

00:04:18India has got latent.

00:04:21So, make some noise for the first act.

00:04:23Sharon Verma ke liye Zordar Thalia, bro.

00:04:28Hi.

00:04:29Hi.

00:04:30I am very new to comedy.

00:04:32And I was in Delhi last week.

00:04:34At one of these open mics.

00:04:35And mere set ke beech meek ladka khada hota.

00:04:37And kehata hai,

00:04:38Hasna tha kya.

00:04:40To I was like,

00:04:41Haan, gai chadaane to nahi aayu mein haan.

00:04:43But it genuinely made me happy.

00:04:45Because kahi toh consent le rahe hai bo log.

00:04:54But my name is Sharon.

00:04:55And any guesses where I am from?

00:04:57Pandra.

00:04:59Very close.

00:05:00Bihar.

00:05:07But,

00:05:08Sharan naam rakh diya meera Bihar mein.

00:05:14Tien loog bol pa rahe hai.

00:05:19Mammi, papa, aur mein.

00:05:27Baakhi sab ke liye mein Saren hoon.

00:05:29Aapko bata hai.

00:05:30Bihar hai tna advaan se vaham.

00:05:31Paternity test nahi hota.

00:05:32Aapko bata hai.

00:05:33Bihar hai tna advaan se vaham.

00:05:34Paternity test nahi hota.

00:05:35Agar aap shah nahi bol paate hai.

00:05:36Agar aap shah nahi bol paate hai.

00:05:38Ar aapka bacha bol raha hai hai.

00:05:48Toh sit just got real.

00:05:50And I just wanna say that Biharis are the biggest fans of consent.

00:06:00Unki har line mein consent hota hai.

00:06:02It can be anything.

00:06:03From ghar aate sam mein do kilo dood lehenge.

00:06:05Thik hai hai.

00:06:06Toh ghar mein ghuske golii maar denge.

00:06:08Thik hai hai.

00:06:12Abhi to aap loog has liye varna mein yehi kehti ki

00:06:14Huss lo.

00:06:15Thik hai hai.

00:06:16Thank you so much for listening.

00:06:17Yay!

00:06:21So good.

00:06:23Kya bada Sharan Varma.

00:06:24Very good.

00:06:25This is not your first time clearly.

00:06:26No.

00:06:27Kitne time se kar rahe hai hai?

00:06:28Five months.

00:06:29Oh wow.

00:06:30Aap Sachmai Bihar se hai?

00:06:32Ya.

00:06:33Wahan pe aap comedy karte hai?

00:06:34Nain.

00:06:36Abhi kaha rait hai aap?

00:06:37Bandra.

00:06:40Oh, let's go.

00:06:41And it says you are a weak independent woman.

00:06:44Ya.

00:06:45What does that mean?

00:06:46Strong independent woman mein ban nahi paa hae hun.

00:06:49Kya?

00:06:50Kya?

00:06:51Kya?

00:06:52Kya?

00:06:53Kya,

00:06:54Kya,

00:06:55Kya,

00:06:56generational wealth nahi thi mere past.

00:06:57Mere ko independent ban na na bada.

00:06:59Aar I am just at that point ki mein kisi bhi point pe dependent ho sakti hun.

00:07:03עap kya be the past.

00:07:04Kya?

00:07:05Kya?

00:07:06Kya?

00:07:07Kya?

00:07:09Kya?

00:07:10Kya?

00:07:11Kya?

00:07:12Kya?

00:07:13Kya?

00:07:14Kya?

00:07:15Kya?

00:07:16Kya?

00:07:17I am the headquarter.

00:07:22I have watched Sharon perform and she has done an amazing job in each and every show.

00:07:27So I was confident that she was going to kill it even today.

00:07:30So I am so glad that I walked out to watch her talk.

00:07:32Let's go!

00:07:34You have said over here that you have a weird laugh.

00:07:37Yeah.

00:07:38Can you demonstrate please?

00:07:39If you joke, then…

00:07:42It says here you are a decent bargainer.

00:07:45So are you saving your money in the bandera?

00:07:48Yes. Actually, if something is getting a thousand rupees,

00:07:51then I would take a lot of hand and take it to 9.90.

00:07:54That's what happens.

00:07:57But yeah.

00:08:02What else man? Your strength is you are optimistic.

00:08:04Yeah, I am very optimistic. That's why I am here.

00:08:07But you did great, yeah? You were so good.

00:08:10And your weakness is you cry at criticism.

00:08:12Yeah.

00:08:13Shit.

00:08:14If it hadn't gone well today, I would be breaking down.

00:08:18But man, if you cry at criticism, please, stand-up comedy,

00:08:22please, give a lot of time.

00:08:24That's why I am here.

00:08:25Because everybody said that I don't have a thick skin.

00:08:27So I thought I will come here and try it.

00:08:29But are you prepared?

00:08:31The next three years will be very busy.

00:08:33I mean, this profession is like this.

00:08:35I don't think everyone is like this.

00:08:37Yeah, everyone is like this.

00:08:39She is doing well. She doesn't have to face it.

00:08:41Okay, I will see her.

00:08:42I will be careful.

00:08:43I will be careful.

00:08:44I will be careful.

00:08:45I will be careful.

00:08:46You plan to pursue this as a career?

00:08:48Yeah, yeah.

00:08:49I mean, I want to.

00:08:50I will see.

00:08:51So cool, yeah.

00:08:52Sharon, you…

00:08:53Who are the top three comics you want to open for?

00:08:54Sameh.

00:08:55What is the story?

00:08:57Manik again and Upmanyu.

00:09:01What are you doing on 21st?

00:09:06Nothing.

00:09:07You will do nothing only.

00:09:14Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.

00:09:16Would you like to open my show on 21st?

00:09:19I would love to.

00:09:20Let's go!

00:09:24I would like to open an opening in every show.

00:09:28Sameh, you have five minutes for me too.

00:09:31I will open you after the show.

00:09:37Any tips?

00:09:38Like a lot of women get a lot of hate for doing stand-up.

00:09:41If something you can tell them.

00:09:43I mean, last month only I got like a lot of gallis.

00:09:48Like some guy had come to my open mic and then he wrote like some hundred gallis.

00:09:53So I called my mom crying and she's like,

00:09:55Virat Kohli can be a lot of crap crap.

00:09:58I was like, 300 crore is getting it.

00:10:00I am eating it for free.

00:10:02I am eating it for free.

00:10:03If you have comments, you will never engage.

00:10:06Don't justify it.

00:10:07Because if it will become a whole series,

00:10:09it will be a lot of crap.

00:10:10Have you done that?

00:10:11No.

00:10:12I will leave the comments.

00:10:13I will leave two accounts and it is fake.

00:10:17It was the one who hated me.

00:10:18I would hate to say,

00:10:19I would hate to say,

00:10:20I was like,

00:10:21I was like,

00:10:22I do all these.

00:10:23I am young.

00:10:24I have seen the world in my life.

00:10:26Stop!

00:10:27I will get you 10 years later.

00:10:28I will get you here.

00:10:29But not in Haritwar.

00:10:30I will get you here.

00:10:32This is the 10 years later.

00:10:34Yes, this is the one.

00:10:35You have to grow a little bit.

00:10:38No, no, no.

00:10:39This is the growth growth for young people.

00:10:41We have to power the face.

00:10:42Now we are very concentrated.

00:10:44That's it.

00:10:45I will give you a lot of talent for Sharon Verma.

00:10:50I will give Sharon Verma.

00:10:51Keep it with you.

00:10:52Keep it with you.

00:10:53I will give you a 10 on 10, Sharon.

00:10:54You are really lovely.

00:10:58Vipul, brother.

00:10:599 DM, Vipul.

00:11:008.5.

00:11:018.5.

00:11:0310 on 10.

00:11:0410.

00:11:05From…

00:11:099.

00:11:109 from Balraj.

00:11:11That makes you average 9.5.

00:11:16Bob.

00:11:178.

00:11:18Oh, no.

00:11:21Yeah, no.

00:11:22Sharon Verma very sad.

00:11:23You know what?

00:11:249,000 Pop Coins to YouTube.

00:11:26Let's give them all Pop Coins, man.

00:11:28Zora Talia for all.

00:11:29Thank you so much.

00:11:30Yes, and 21st of September.

00:11:35For real.

00:11:36For real.

00:11:37Thank you so much.

00:11:40Next, we have P Santosh Patra.

00:11:42Hey, Zora Talia for Santosh, brother.

00:11:50Brother, you have to do this.

00:11:52This is the act.

00:11:53My girlfriend is my girlfriend.

00:11:54I went home and told her mother and father,

00:11:56I liked my daughter.

00:11:57She said,

00:11:58What can you do for the girl?

00:12:00What can you do for the girl?

00:12:01Loco.

00:12:08His phone is handling her.

00:12:12Go, go, go.

00:12:16One minute.

00:12:17Do you have a mic stand?

00:12:18Take a mic stand.

00:12:19Take a mic stand.

00:12:20Just on the first time.

00:12:21Yes, yes.

00:12:22Round of applause.

00:12:23Round of applause.

00:12:24The mother said,

00:12:26What can she do for the girl?

00:12:28I can't get a bite.

00:12:29She said,

00:12:30No one can get a bite.

00:12:31I can't get a bite.

00:12:32As I said,

00:12:33My husband is clean.

00:12:34I will go all over.

00:12:35I will go all over.

00:12:36But

00:12:38My husband has a friend for me.

00:12:40I have a friend for two months, and I will never give up for two months.

00:12:45For two months, that's why I paid for two months.

00:12:51Because...

00:12:55You can tell me about it here.

00:13:00You can tell me about it on the phone, but we can tell you about it here.

00:13:08Our students are 10 years old.

00:13:13It's not so small in my friends.

00:13:16You're going to tell me about it?

00:13:19Hindi?

00:13:20No.

00:13:21You don't speak Hindi.

00:13:22Tell me about it.

00:13:24Which language do you want to tell me about it?

00:13:27You want to do stand-up?

00:13:29Which language do you want to tell me about it?

00:13:31Do you want to do something else?

00:13:33Do you want to do something else?

00:13:34Multi-talented.

00:13:36Shirt is out.

00:13:38Shirt is out.

00:13:39Shirt is out.

00:13:40Shirt is out.

00:13:41What do you want to do?

00:13:42You want to do it?

00:13:43You want to do it?

00:13:44Let's do it.

00:13:45Yes, do it.

00:13:46Damn.

00:13:47You want to do it?

00:13:48Ohhh!

00:13:49Ohhhh!

00:13:50Ohh!

00:13:51Oh!

00:13:52Oh!

00:13:53Oh!

00:13:54Sakshaak Baba Ramdeva.

00:13:55Sakshaak Baba Ramdev.

00:13:56Bhabha Ramdev ka betha mil ga amin?

00:14:01Oh no, bro!

00:14:02Bagé, whoa!

00:14:03Bagé, bagé, bagé.

00:14:05Bagé, bagé.

00:14:06Bagé, bagé!

00:14:07Bagé, bagé.

00:14:08Bagé.

00:14:09Bagé, bagé.

00:14:10Bagé, bagé.

00:14:11Bagé, bagé, bagé.

00:14:12Bagé, bagé.

00:14:13You made a lassi, bro?

00:14:16Bro, please put a t-shirt first.

00:14:18He's showing another thing.

00:14:20Oh, Hilara is also Hilara.

00:14:21Oh!

00:14:22Oh!

00:14:23Oh!

00:14:24Oh!

00:14:25Oh!

00:14:26Oh!

00:14:27Oh!

00:14:28Oh!

00:14:29What's the story, Santosh?

00:14:31Why didn't you show this first?

00:14:33Put your trump card in your hand.

00:14:36It's big, big.

00:14:37I like to write, but I don't need to speak.

00:14:39No, it's big.

00:14:40It's not the first thing.

00:14:41It's not the first thing.

00:14:43Santosh, my brother.

00:14:45Where did you teach this?

00:14:46It's like that.

00:14:48When did you know that you can do this?

00:14:51You can do it.

00:14:52You can do it.

00:14:53I can do it.

00:14:54You can do it like jogging.

00:14:55I can do it like this.

00:14:56It's all hurt.

00:14:57You're running, right?

00:14:59Yes, I'm running.

00:15:00And you're running, running.

00:15:01Oh, Hilara.

00:15:02I gave him a whole Hilara.

00:15:04I can do it like this.

00:15:05So, I...

00:15:08I can do it like this.

00:15:10Reverse, reverse gear too.

00:15:12Low tight, right tight.

00:15:14I'm showing everything.

00:15:15I'm going to make apps.

00:15:17You know, when he did it with the back,

00:15:19I thought he was getting the back.

00:15:21So, my brother,

00:15:24here I wrote,

00:15:25your mother called Santoshi.

00:15:27Santoshi,

00:15:28after your mother,

00:15:30she didn't have been married for 20 years.

00:15:32She didn't have been married.

00:15:34After that, you're doing all this.

00:15:36I'm doing all this.

00:15:37You're doing all this.

00:15:38I'm doing all this.

00:15:39I'm doing all this.

00:15:40I'm doing all this.

00:15:41So, Santosh, brother.

00:15:42Yes.

00:15:43You're saying that

00:15:44you didn't have parents of your parents' parents

00:15:46and then this happened?

00:15:47No.

00:15:4815.

00:15:4915.

00:15:50So, what was your reaction now?

00:15:52See?

00:15:53I didn't see.

00:15:54I didn't see.

00:15:55I didn't see.

00:15:56I didn't see.

00:15:57I didn't see.

00:15:58I didn't see.

00:15:59I didn't see.

00:16:00So, you're going to be remembered from where?

00:16:03Where were you so many years old?

00:16:06I was.

00:16:07I was.

00:16:08I was.

00:16:09I was in a room.

00:16:10I was.

00:16:11Now, I have.

00:16:12You.

00:16:13Well.

00:16:14Well.

00:16:15Well, well, well.

00:16:16Two years ago, Mumbai.

00:16:17Well, well, well, well.

00:16:18Well, well, well.

00:16:19I wrote here,

00:16:20my voice is like a horse.

00:16:22Yes, yes, yes.

00:16:25Yes, yes, yes.

00:16:26I can talk with a lot of voices.

00:16:28One minute.

00:16:29Let's see.

00:16:30Yes, let's do it.

00:16:31Yes, let's do it.

00:16:36What expression I gave, brother?

00:16:38What is so authentic to my mind making biryani?

00:16:43Who lives in Ursa in Ursa?

00:16:45Mother, Papa, I don't know.

00:16:47Okay, you're talking about...

00:16:48The other people who are 4,5 crores.

00:16:51I'm talking about the house.

00:16:53You're talking about the same thing.

00:16:56What do you mean?

00:16:59I don't know.

00:17:00I'm taking it.

00:17:09What about it?

00:17:10Mother, I don't see anything.

00:17:12I mean, I'm taking it.

00:17:13I'm taking it.

00:17:14I'm taking it.

00:17:15I'm taking it.

00:17:16I'm taking it.

00:17:17I'm taking it.

00:17:18I'm taking it.

00:17:19No.

00:17:20I'm taking it.

00:17:21I can speak out.

00:17:22You can speak in different sounds.

00:17:23I mean...

00:17:32Like, Gunga.

00:17:33Gunga?

00:17:34What douga do you have?

00:17:35I'm taking it.

00:17:36You're giving it.

00:17:37I'm taking it.

00:17:38I'm giving it.

00:17:39You're giving it.

00:17:40You're giving it.

00:17:41He's giving us a point, man.

00:17:43He's giving us a point, man.

00:17:45He hasn't done anything,

00:17:47but the chance he got the chance.

00:17:49Gunga, how do you talk about it?

00:17:51Please, show me one more time.

00:17:53I'm going to go.

00:17:55Gunga is talking about Gunga.

00:17:57He's speaking in Hindi.

00:17:59He's speaking in Hindi.

00:18:01Can you say Gunga?

00:18:03Which word is Gunga?

00:18:05I'm going to ask Gunga.

00:18:07How are you?

00:18:11I say...

00:18:13But...

00:18:15But...

00:18:17That was hard.

00:18:19Gunga was the one who was not saying.

00:18:21Hindi.

00:18:23Gunga is Hindi.

00:18:25Hindi, Hindi.

00:18:27Hindi is not so good.

00:18:31Gunga and what are you saying?

00:18:33I don't know.

00:18:35How do you speak about it?

00:18:37I don't know.

00:18:39Hakhla, Hakhla.

00:18:40Hakhla.

00:18:41Hakhla.

00:18:42Hakhla.

00:18:43Hakhla.

00:18:44Okay.

00:18:45So, how did you teach your Hakhla?

00:18:47Yes sir.

00:18:48My brother is talking with him.

00:18:50One second.

00:18:52He's a normal man in your life.

00:18:54Your brother is Hakhla.

00:18:55No brother.

00:18:56I mean, who lives in the woods.

00:18:58So, why are you talking with him?

00:19:00Oh, he's talking about this.

00:19:02Oh, he's talking about this.

00:19:04Hello, he's talking about this.

00:19:06Sir, he's talking about this.

00:19:08How are you talking about this?

00:19:10How are you talking about this?

00:19:12Seriously.

00:19:13Let's go.

00:19:21Sir.

00:19:22This is just a comedian.

00:19:23How do you talk about this?

00:19:25Oh, yeah.

00:19:26I'm going to go and go.

00:19:28It will go?

00:19:29Yes, yes, yes.

00:19:30Let's go.

00:19:31Cool, brother.

00:19:32Now go out, what will you do?

00:19:36Oh, brother.

00:19:37How are you talking about this?

00:19:38How are you talking about this?

00:19:39LHS is not equal to RHS.

00:19:41I don't know.

00:19:43How are you talking about this?

00:19:45Sometimes the work of CD is going up one time.

00:19:49But we're both together.

00:19:50So who do you think you're talking about this?

00:19:53You're talking about this?

00:19:55I think it's true.

00:19:58I'm talking about this comedy.

00:20:00I'm talking about this comedy.

00:20:01There are so many of us talking about this comedy comedy comedy comedy.

00:20:02I've two points.

00:20:03You might be talking about it.

00:20:04So, yes.

00:20:05But do you like that?

00:20:06I'm saying that I'm trying to see road-pass on this.

00:20:07I'm trying to do road-pass on this comedy.

00:20:08Is it not enough to say what you're talking about?

00:20:10No.

00:20:11They are like a friend of yours,

00:20:12they know that you're enjoying their games.

00:20:14And they're yelling at yoursome?

00:20:15Or they're yelling?

00:20:16They're yelling.

00:20:17How are they yelling, Gunga?

00:20:19No, they're yelling.

00:20:21They're talking about that kind of talk about me.

00:20:22They're yelling about the answer.

00:20:23They don't know how they're yelling.

00:20:24That's why they're yelling.

00:20:25They're yelling?

00:20:26He will be crying when he goes to the house.

00:20:29Who will see him crying?

00:20:33He will not be crying when he goes to the house.

00:20:35Do you know that one day, what will God give you to the answer?

00:20:40Sir, Santoshi Mata said that he was born in prayer.

00:20:56Jai Santoshi Mata.

00:21:02This is a very big man.

00:21:04Big man?

00:21:05Don't ask me to ask me.

00:21:10You don't think that when this video comes out,

00:21:13someone will see you in Apai Jant.

00:21:15He will kill you.

00:21:16He will kill you.

00:21:17But I will run away from Apai Jant.

00:21:19I will kill him.

00:21:27Gold.

00:21:28Gold.

00:21:29Gold.

00:21:30Odisha Se Biswa Kalyan Rath Ke Baad,

00:21:32Koyi Dousra Sona Nikal Kaya.

00:21:37Santosh Bhaai, Kaysse Ho Yara?

00:21:39Media.

00:21:40Yeh Showa...

00:21:42Koyi political...

00:21:45Political correctness goes niyaful, yaar.

00:21:48Yeh Showa Aapke Liye Badaya.

00:21:49Yeh Showa...

00:21:51Aapke Liye Badaya,

00:21:52You can't do that.

00:21:53Koyi...

00:21:54Jane se pehele, yaar,

00:21:55Koyi Aap mecha lagtya ki,

00:21:56Apaiiz loge ko bada bura lagega yae sab dekhke.

00:21:57So,

00:21:58Kuch aap kehana chahengke apne defense mein,

00:22:00Jho humare,

00:22:01Apaiiz loge hain.

00:22:02Unke liye.

00:22:03Apaiiz.

00:22:04Kya,

00:22:05Galet sotshoch raha hai to sotshne hai toh abhi.

00:22:06Hasana padega loge ko ispna hai.

00:22:08So,

00:22:09Aap asli mei yeh mean nahi karte he?

00:22:10Nayin.

00:22:11Ise hi mazak mein se.

00:22:12Dhosto ke sa...

00:22:13If I'm not doing first time here, then I'll do it with friends.

00:22:16I'll leave you to disable your comments.

00:22:23Let's do one thing for Santosh, brother.

00:22:28So, time to score him.

00:22:31Let's start with Balraj, brother.

00:22:3310 on 10.

00:22:3410 on 10.

00:22:35Sonali ji.

00:22:3610 on 10 from Sonali.

00:22:3810 on 10, brother.

00:22:3910 from Nishantanwar.

00:22:418.

00:22:428.

00:22:438.

00:22:44Why did you cut two numbers?

00:22:45I'm judging the first stand-up as well.

00:22:47Then it will be unfair if the rest of the contestant will take it.

00:22:50It will be unfair if there will be a lot of things.

00:22:53It's done.

00:22:54So, okay, I've given you 8.

00:22:58So, that makes your average 9.

00:23:02Oh, man.

00:23:04How did you do that?

00:23:05Oh, man.

00:23:069, go play.

00:23:088.5.

00:23:10Oh, man.

00:23:118.5.

00:23:11You've given this stand-up?

00:23:13No, you've cut stand-up.

00:23:141.5.

00:23:15Oh, man.

00:23:17You know what?

00:23:23Fuck it, brother.

00:23:24Because you were so entertaining, you were so funny, everyone loved you.

00:23:27So, I'm going to give you 9 into 1,000.

00:23:309,000 Pop Coins, my brother.

00:23:33What's that?

00:23:34What's that?

00:23:35Pop Coins?

00:23:36Explain.

00:23:37Do you see this?

00:23:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:39It's got an app installed.

00:23:40It's got an app.

00:23:41So, you'll get Pop Coins.

00:23:42You can use it.

00:23:43You can buy clothes.

00:23:44You can buy beauty products.

00:23:46You can buy a lot of things.

00:23:47You don't have to buy anything.

00:23:48You don't have to buy anything.

00:23:49You don't have to buy anything.

00:23:50You don't have to buy anything.

00:23:51It's going to be free.

00:23:52Ask them all the right questions.

00:23:53No, it's true.

00:23:54It's true.

00:23:55You'll get free.

00:23:56You'll buy a big cuttora.

00:23:58And then you'll buy more.

00:24:00You don't have to buy a wheelchair.

00:24:02Take the cuttora.

00:24:04Okay.

00:24:05Thank you so much for joining me, my brother.

00:24:07Make some noise for Sharwari Bandhodkar.

00:24:11So, yeah.

00:24:13Hi, I'm Sharwari.

00:24:14So, usually I'm a full-time corporate mazdoor.

00:24:18I've come from the office.

00:24:19And today in the morning,

00:24:21the person lost my mind in the office.

00:24:24So, she's this very rich kid.

00:24:26So, she lives in the office.

00:24:28So, she comes from the auto.

00:24:30So, today she was crying.

00:24:31That I had to take my dad's car to the office

00:24:35because she didn't have a car for the auto.

00:24:37I told her,

00:24:38my mother,

00:24:39I was sitting in the train,

00:24:41in the fourth seat,

00:24:42that I was sitting in the car.

00:24:44And you said,

00:24:45that it's an inconvenience for her.

00:24:47So, I said, like, what the fuck?

00:24:49And she's shit rich.

00:24:51Like, very rich.

00:24:52She does not even need to work.

00:24:54Like,

00:24:55the tag of the mobile self-made

00:24:57is for that she's working.

00:24:58So,

00:25:00I said,

00:25:01if I try to do the self-made thing,

00:25:03I'll leave out of my house.

00:25:05I'll shift in any other city.

00:25:07I'll become a self-M-A-I-D.

00:25:09And,

00:25:10I'll leave the weekend from the weekend.

00:25:12I'll leave the kids.

00:25:13They look at Calvin Klein.

00:25:15If I look at it,

00:25:16I'll look at it.

00:25:17So,

00:25:18that's so bizarre.

00:25:20And,

00:25:21so, the other day,

00:25:22I was traveling by the metro.

00:25:24So, one gentleman,

00:25:25he came to me and he said,

00:25:26can you help me with the time?

00:25:28So,

00:25:29I left the office around 9 o'clock.

00:25:31So,

00:25:32I looked at the house,

00:25:33the house is taking over 1,400 hours.

00:25:35I said,

00:25:36life is too big.

00:25:38Now, the house is too big.

00:25:39So, I was like,

00:25:40nonsense,

00:25:41absolutely nonsense.

00:25:42First time.

00:25:45So, Sharwari ji.

00:25:46Yes, sir.

00:25:46No matter.

00:25:47It was a bad day.

00:25:48Yes.

00:25:51So,

00:25:52is this your first time?

00:25:53Yes.

00:25:54That explains.

00:25:55Thank you, thank you, thank you.

00:25:57This is your first time ever?

00:25:59No, I performed once before.

00:26:01So, this is like,

00:26:02second.

00:26:02Second time.

00:26:03You performed the same set before?

00:26:04No.

00:26:05Oh, okay.

00:26:06Yeah.

00:26:06So, what you did last time,

00:26:08how did it go?

00:26:10It was better.

00:26:11It was better, of course.

00:26:12Of course.

00:26:13Here I wrote,

00:26:14you understand palm history.

00:26:16So, do you read it?

00:26:17Yes.

00:26:21We will pay money.

00:26:22We will pay money?

00:26:23I will give you a pop,

00:26:24and I will give you a pop.

00:26:25I will give you a pop.

00:26:26Ah,

00:26:27Branding.

00:26:35You should try improv.

00:26:36Tell me,

00:26:37when will the downfall go?

00:26:39I will give you a date.

00:26:41Because of the time.

00:26:42People are flying with me.

00:26:44They will fly with me.

00:26:45I will give you a way too.

00:26:46Let's do it.

00:26:47That's the way.

00:26:48Yeah.

00:26:49I think

00:26:50a wedding

00:26:51or a marriage

00:26:52looks like

00:26:53it looks like

00:26:54a prospect.

00:26:55Because I think a lot of you have a voice.

00:27:01Because...

00:27:04Sharwari ji, what can you learn in your hands?

00:27:06What will you see in your hands?

00:27:07Maybe in my hands, I will put a good chocolate for you.

00:27:11Okay.

00:27:13So, let's read that.

00:27:16What can you see in your marriage?

00:27:18Divorce.

00:27:19Two extremes.

00:27:21Oh!

00:27:22What can you see in your house?

00:27:24This is your house.

00:27:25You have a great family in your house.

00:27:27You have children, don't say that.

00:27:29So, Sharwari, it says here you are bisexual.

00:27:32So, listening to your set, both men and women feel fucked right now.

00:27:38Okay.

00:27:40So, you are really bisexual.

00:27:45After listening to this set, bisexual people come out of your house.

00:27:49They say that if you listen to this material or wrong, then your father's belt.

00:27:57Do you feel bad, right?

00:27:58No, no, no.

00:27:59Sharwari ji, your Instagram ID is SSSHH.

00:28:04So, why don't you take this advice in stand-up?

00:28:11It's her first time. I want to make some noise for her.

00:28:13That's why I don't…

00:28:16It feels bad like this.

00:28:17Good guys.

00:28:18If you don't fumble on the stage, it's a great opening.

00:28:22Yeah.

00:28:24So, when you confessed to your parents or when you came out to your parents, that's a very brave step.

00:28:29So, how was… how did they react?

00:28:31Okay.

00:28:32We will make two accounts on Shadi.com.

00:28:34Ohhhh…

00:28:39Indian parents will also make a marriage.

00:28:42You showed them something about your stand-up.

00:28:45And after that, they said that I am bisexual.

00:28:47No, no.

00:28:48So, they…

00:28:49Then they thought that I am bisexual.

00:28:53No, that's not.

00:28:54Don't do that, son.

00:28:55Redemption.

00:28:56If you do that, what will we do in society?

00:28:59We will be bisexual.

00:29:00I am bisexual.

00:29:04Just leave this, son.

00:29:06Who do you like more, men or women?

00:29:09Women more.

00:29:10Oh, that makes the two of us.

00:29:15I also don't like men.

00:29:16Okay.

00:29:17Okay.

00:29:18I don't know about this world.

00:29:19So, I will sound like a dumb guy.

00:29:21In general, also, I sound.

00:29:22But…

00:29:23Sharwari ji,

00:29:24When you go to the airport,

00:29:26And that girl is frisking.

00:29:28No, no, no, no, no.

00:29:31No, no, no.

00:29:32She is not a creep, bro.

00:29:33She is not a creep.

00:29:34No, no. I am not a creep.

00:29:35So, how do you feel at that time?

00:29:37Just… blank.

00:29:38Okay.

00:29:39Sir, when the male check…

00:29:42But…

00:29:43We are not attracted, right?

00:29:44We are straight, right?

00:29:45If I am gay, I am standing up.

00:29:48I am…

00:29:49I am…

00:29:50I am keeping a medal in the zip.

00:29:52What is this?

00:29:53What is this?

00:29:54I am like…

00:30:02How was this basically?

00:30:03Yes, how was.

00:30:05I was right.

00:30:06I am not a creep.

00:30:07I am not a creep.

00:30:08You are just a bi.

00:30:09Okay, okay.

00:30:10I am not a creep.

00:30:11You are just a bi.

00:30:12Okay, okay.

00:30:13I don't know about these things.

00:30:15So, if you want to give a message…

00:30:17Because there are many people who are bisexual.

00:30:19But they are afraid of coming out.

00:30:21So, if you can give them some message.

00:30:23It's not a big deal.

00:30:24It's just normal.

00:30:25Let's normalize it.

00:30:26Let's go.

00:30:27Very cool.

00:30:28Or…

00:30:29Koi…

00:30:30Koi message for upcoming comedians.

00:30:33Don't…

00:30:34Try.

00:30:35Hey, come on.

00:30:36How are you?

00:30:37Don't worry about your set.

00:30:38That's okay.

00:30:39You are a great person.

00:30:40And…

00:30:41Are you dating right now?

00:30:42Sorry?

00:30:43Are you dating?

00:30:44No.

00:30:45No.

00:30:46No.

00:30:47She has a crush on her colleague who is getting married.

00:30:48Exactly.

00:30:49How did you say in Posh workshop?

00:30:51No, Posh.

00:30:52I know my psychiatrist told me that Posh is not for same sex.

00:30:55Oh!

00:30:56So, I have a loophole there.

00:30:58That's a loophole.

00:30:59Very creepy.

00:31:00This is pretty creepy.

00:31:01You know this, right?

00:31:02I know this, but I have a loophole.

00:31:03I am just saying.

00:31:04So, it's a big deal.

00:31:05One time, Sharore Ji has given you a second.

00:31:07Woo!

00:31:08Thank you, thank you.

00:31:09No, no, no.

00:31:10It's the rest.

00:31:11Okay.

00:31:12So, now time to score her.

00:31:14I have given you a six, Sharore Ji.

00:31:16Seven.

00:31:17Seven.

00:31:18Ten.

00:31:19Ten on ten.

00:31:20Sonali?

00:31:21Six from Sonali.

00:31:23Balraj Ghai?

00:31:24Five.

00:31:25Five.

00:31:26So, that makes your average…

00:31:28Seven.

00:31:30No, I want to show her.

00:31:31You push her.

00:31:33Oh, come on.

00:31:34No, it's six.

00:31:36Oh!

00:31:37Oh, no!

00:31:39Oh, that…

00:31:40You are pretty self-aware.

00:31:41Very self-aware.

00:31:42Make some noise for her, yeah.

00:31:43Thank you so much, Sharore Ji.

00:31:44Thank you so much, Sharore Ji.

00:31:45Keep at it.

00:31:46Don't stop.

00:31:47Make some noise for Severshree.

00:31:48Severshree Burwa.

00:31:49Everybody.

00:31:50Everybody.

00:31:51Everybody.

00:31:54Severshree Burwa.

00:31:55Everyone.

00:32:06Everyone.

00:33:27Alright.

00:33:28That's time, Severshree.

00:33:29But yeah.

00:33:30I have another set also where I play cups and…

00:33:32You play cups?

00:33:33Yeah.

00:33:34I play with…

00:33:36It's okay.

00:33:37I mean, if you can…

00:33:38Why don't you give me a cup?

00:33:39Look.

00:33:40I can use drinking cups as an instrument and sing with that.

00:33:42Oh.

00:33:43What a joke.

00:33:44That's the talent.

00:33:45Why?

00:33:52That's good.

00:33:53It's okay.

00:34:12Awesome, man.

00:34:20Good.

00:34:21You wrote that I have written a song for some time.

00:34:27Yeah, but I forgot, like it was way back.

00:34:30Okay, what was it?

00:34:32It was you coming to Assam, so I'm from Assam.

00:34:35Okay.

00:34:36And you canceled the show because of flood.

00:34:39Flood, I think that was the correct decision.

00:34:43Yeah, so I wrote a song within… it was back in Covid time, so I forgot.

00:34:47So what was it about, like…

00:34:49It's like you coming to Assam.

00:34:51I wrote it something with my ukulele.

00:34:53And I wish to perform it in front of you, but then I…

00:34:56No, sweet, so what are you saying?

00:34:58Go to the bar now.

00:34:59Nothing, it's very big.

00:35:01And here it says,

00:35:03you perceive the alphabet as the person giving character to them.

00:35:07Yeah, so I have ordinal linguistic synesthesia.

00:35:10What does that mean?

00:35:11For me, I give the alphabets,

00:35:14I give the personality and I give the emotions.

00:35:18For me, Q, it's like Sherlock Holmes with a cigar.

00:35:22And he's very grumpy and old.

00:35:23This talent has a name.

00:35:25Like OLS, it's like…

00:35:27Yeah, yeah.

00:35:28I was diagnosed with it.

00:35:29Okay, so what do you get from A?

00:35:31From A, I feel like B, A's little brother.

00:35:35Where do you score from A?

00:35:37Asam…

00:35:38Asam…

00:35:39Goati rocks.

00:35:40Have you met other people with OLS?

00:35:41Yeah, like back in school, I have a few of my friends who had the same problem.

00:35:54So, we find it very difficult with alphabets.

00:35:57And it triggers one sensory, the other sensory.

00:36:01Like if we hear music, then I will think some sort of a color and that.

00:36:09But yeah, it happens to me too.

00:36:10Yes.

00:36:11Yes.

00:36:12Yes, you said it too.

00:36:13It also comes to my mind.

00:36:14Four.

00:36:18Have you met Santosh?

00:36:20You will know the letter P.

00:36:27There are many diseases here too.

00:36:31He looks like a mirror to see the person.

00:36:35He also said that if I see F, then I can see F.

00:36:39Even you have a weird laugh, right?

00:36:40No, no.

00:36:43Is that crazy?

00:36:44Very crazy.

00:36:47No, no.

00:36:48No.

00:36:49No, no.

00:36:50No, no.

00:36:51No, no.

00:36:52You have a weird laugh.

00:36:53We have a weird laugh.

00:36:54Yes.

00:36:55Yes.

00:36:56Yes.

00:36:57When the wardrobe is bad, then…

00:36:58Yes.

00:36:59Yes.

00:37:00Yes.

00:37:01Yes.

00:37:02We have a weird laugh in our house.

00:37:05Yes.

00:37:06Yes.

00:37:07Yes.

00:37:08Yes.

00:37:09So happy you laugh.

00:37:10Yes.

00:37:11Yes.

00:37:12Yes.

00:37:13Yes.

00:37:14How did that movie go on in the sky?

00:37:17You're related a little bit?

00:37:20Yeah, yeah, actually I did.

00:37:21I said to Papa, then he said,

00:37:23Hey, it's not going to happen.

00:37:28You want to make your mom proud, no matter what you do.

00:37:31So, is your mom proud right now?

00:37:34I don't know.

00:37:36You don't talk to her?

00:37:38I do, but she don't express, right?

00:37:41Yes, son, you're doing well.

00:37:43She doesn't say that.

00:37:44Yes.

00:37:45Why?

00:37:46Brown parents.

00:37:48Brown parents.

00:37:50Brown parents.

00:37:51What is the kind of work you want to be recognized for by your mom?

00:37:55I'm still figuring out.

00:37:57Okay.

00:37:58I wanted to become a DOP.

00:38:00I want to become a DOP,

00:38:01but then I'm very confused now.

00:38:03I'm into editing.

00:38:04I love editing.

00:38:05And yeah, I'm just trying to figure it out.

00:38:07Do you have a date of editing?

00:38:09Yeah, I mean, I'm up for it.

00:38:10I'll give you a 200-seater video.

00:38:11I'll give you a 200-seater video.

00:38:12200.

00:38:13200.

00:38:14200.

00:38:15200.

00:38:16200.

00:38:17200.

00:38:18200.

00:38:19200.

00:38:20200.

00:38:21200.

00:38:22200.

00:38:23200.

00:38:24200.

00:38:25200.

00:38:26200.

00:38:27200.

00:38:28200.

00:38:292 is female.

00:38:30Oh, you mean like a duck which is being followed by a duckling.

00:38:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:34It's also like Balraj's bai.

00:38:39This is life diagnostics, guys.

00:38:41You got it.

00:38:42I got it.

00:38:43I got it.

00:38:44Here's the question that you're scared from appendix surgery.

00:38:46Yes.

00:38:47Do you have appendicitis?

00:38:48No, I...

00:38:49I...

00:38:50I'm...

00:38:51I'm very...

00:38:52Why did you write appendix?

00:38:54I'm very...

00:38:55I stay constipated a lot.

00:38:57Oh, but here's the answer to you?

00:38:59Okay.

00:39:02Samai...

00:39:03Yeah, the shit got real.

00:39:07I'm sure you know Samai just loves jokes.

00:39:09Yeah.

00:39:10Does it feel bad, right?

00:39:11No.

00:39:12Okay.

00:39:13It feels bad when you score.

00:39:14I feel bad.

00:39:15Balraj's baiji feels bad.

00:39:18Okay.

00:39:19What does it happen to you?

00:39:22Three?

00:39:29Three?

00:39:30Three?

00:39:31Three?

00:39:32Two.

00:39:33Two?

00:39:34Oh...

00:39:35That's right.

00:39:36Don't worry.

00:39:37I've only given you two.

00:39:42Have you come from Assam just to do this?

00:39:44Yeah, no.

00:39:45I wrote it Assam so that they're like,

00:39:46Oh, Assam's right here.

00:39:48Oh, that's it?

00:39:49Yes.

00:39:50Since how many years have you been based on Mumbai?

00:39:51Two...

00:39:52Two years.

00:39:53Okay.

00:39:54Yeah.

00:39:55Where do you live in the band room?

00:39:56Malad.

00:39:57My roommate.

00:39:58She's cool.

00:39:59He.

00:40:00Oh, wow.

00:40:01Oh, wow.

00:40:02Nisaregare, saregare, saregare.

00:40:05Nisaregare, saregare, saregare, saregare.

00:40:09So, Sevasri ji, you live in?

00:40:12No.

00:40:13Okay.

00:40:14It's just a male.

00:40:15It's a roommate.

00:40:16Flatmate, not room.

00:40:17Flatmate.

00:40:18Flatmate.

00:40:19So, what made you want to come on this platform and sing?

00:40:23All these gossip about it.

00:40:25You know, Sevasri.

00:40:26You know your parents, you live in a male.

00:40:28All these.

00:40:29All these.

00:40:30All these.

00:40:31All these.

00:40:32All these.

00:40:33All these.

00:40:34All these.

00:40:35All these.

00:40:36All these.

00:40:37They know.

00:40:38Only my sister knows.

00:40:40Oh.

00:40:41Aren't you scared that this might go online and they might find out?

00:40:44I mean, my mom don't watch.

00:40:46So, yeah.

00:40:47No.

00:40:48They will show you.

00:40:49No.

00:40:50Hey, mom.

00:40:51Will you see Vipulgara?

00:40:52But it's okay.

00:40:53It's okay, right?

00:40:54Yeah.

00:40:55How did you find this male flatmate?

00:40:56Let's go, Sonali.

00:40:57Gossip time.

00:40:58Gossip time.

00:40:59Fine.

00:41:00I understood what you want to know.

00:41:03So, I walked in and I had a film.

00:41:06And through that, we…

00:41:08You know…

00:41:09I say, contact.

00:41:10And then, yeah.

00:41:11He was also looking for it.

00:41:12And I was also like trying to find some place.

00:41:15So, I say…

00:41:16Malad.

00:41:17Malad, yeah.

00:41:18And you found a home.

00:41:23This is what Bombay offers.

00:41:25A home away from home.

00:41:27In Malad.

00:41:28In Malad.

00:41:29My parents are very strict.

00:41:30You know, brown parents.

00:41:32Okay.

00:41:34So, my dad would not allow a woman to stay with me.

00:41:37Okay?

00:41:38Hmm.

00:41:39So, you don't have any issues with your dad?

00:41:40My dad don't…

00:41:42I mean, he has dementia, so…

00:41:44He has dementia?

00:41:45Oh…

00:41:46Yeah, yeah.

00:41:47So, you can tell them.

00:41:53They don't have any stress.

00:41:54Why?

00:41:55Perfect.

00:41:56My audience.

00:41:57They don't have any stress.

00:41:59They don't have any stress.

00:42:01Dementia.

00:42:02Yeah.

00:42:03Dementia.

00:42:04Shit, man.

00:42:05How is that?

00:42:06Pretty bad.

00:42:07Yeah.

00:42:08Pretty bad.

00:42:09Man.

00:42:10So, suddenly it's real.

00:42:11But…

00:42:12Well, the first time this was lost.

00:42:13You were going to get back after OLS.

00:42:15I was going to get back after OLS.

00:42:17I was going to get back after OLS.

00:42:18It's not a song of this.

00:42:20You're going to get back.

00:42:21You're going to get out the whole episode.

00:42:22Mother chode.

00:42:23You're going to get out of here.

00:42:25You're going to get out of here.

00:42:27You're going to get out of here.

00:42:33Oh, let's get out of here.

00:42:35Let's get out of here.

00:42:37Give me a WhatsApp number.

00:42:39Give me a DM.

00:42:41Give me a photo of your boyfriend.

00:42:43Give me a photo of your boyfriend.

00:42:45I don't have a boyfriend.

00:42:47Oh, is he playing?

00:42:49He's in freelance.

00:42:51I don't have any answers.

00:42:53But how is your mom? She's fine?

00:42:55I think so, yeah.

00:42:57No, no, no.

00:42:59She's not fine, but yeah.

00:43:01Okay, no stress. Let's go.

00:43:03It's very sweet. She wants to make her mom proud also.

00:43:05Her mom is also handling all of this.

00:43:07It's crazy.

00:43:09Very sweet.

00:43:11Taking all the jokes like a star.

00:43:13Vipul Goyal going non-stop.

00:43:15Unleashed.

00:43:17Very sweet.

00:43:19So, it's time to score you, yaar.

00:43:21I gave you 8.

00:43:23I gave you 8.

00:43:25I gave you 10.

00:43:27I gave you 10.

00:43:298.

00:43:318 from Sonali and...

00:43:339.

00:43:359.

00:43:36That makes your average 8.5.

00:43:38I gave you 10.

00:43:3910.

00:43:4010.

00:43:4111.

00:43:4212.

00:43:4312.

00:43:5913.

00:44:00Let's go.

00:44:01Bro, that's crazy. Congratulations.

00:44:08You win one lakh rupees.

00:44:12Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

00:44:17Yes.

00:44:19Hey bro.

00:44:21You won only because I gave ten.

00:44:26What do you need?

00:44:27Can you also take the mic?

00:44:28What do you need to take the mic?

00:44:30Bro, the moment.

00:44:36I'm not going to talk about the episode.

00:44:41We will give you this.

00:44:45Bro, are you fine?

00:44:47Yes. Yes. Yes.

00:44:48Let's go. Make some noise.

00:44:52Mic, mic, mic, mic, mic, mic, mic.

00:44:54So Seversree, what does the number one lakh look in your mind to you right now?

00:44:59Success.

00:45:01Yes.

00:45:03All thanks to Pop UBI.

00:45:06I'll send you one lakh rupees through Pop UBI.

00:45:08So download Pop UBI.

00:45:10It'll be in your account and you can spend it on anything.

00:45:13It'll be in your account.

00:45:14What will we do now?

00:45:15We'll figure it out.

00:45:16We'll invest again.

00:45:17Invest. Let's go.

00:45:19Maybe you can finally move out of Malar.

00:45:21Yeah.

00:45:23Thank you so much for coming, bro.

00:45:24All the best.

00:45:25Over here. Get up with Seversree.

00:45:26Thank you so much.

00:45:27Round, round, round Seversree.

00:45:32Hi, sir.

00:45:34I gave ten.

00:45:35Thank you so much for coming, bro.

00:45:38Thank you so much for coming, bro.

00:45:40What happened?

00:45:41India's got latency, India's got talent on here.

00:45:45Bro, I cried.

00:45:46It's the first time.

00:45:47It's the whole circle.

00:45:52We have one last act.

00:45:53He's going to do car sound replication.

00:45:56Car sound replication?

00:45:57I think it's pretty crazy.

00:45:59We need your full energy because the last act of the night.

00:46:02Make some noise for Ansh Das.

00:46:04Woo!

00:46:05Woo!

00:46:06So many car lovers are sitting in the audience.

00:46:08Right?

00:46:09BMW M5 competition.

00:46:10Everyone knows it.

00:46:11Right?

00:46:12No.

00:46:13Let's start it.

00:46:14It's in Uber, man.

00:46:16What are you saying?

00:46:18Everybody knows it already.

00:46:20Please restart the timer, guys.

00:46:34What are you saying?

00:46:35No.

00:46:36It's time for a flyby.

00:46:37Why?

00:46:38Why?

00:46:39Why?

00:46:40Why?

00:46:41What is it?

00:46:42Nice.

00:46:43This is for the F1 fans.

00:46:44Yes.

00:46:45Let's go.

00:46:46Let's go.

00:46:47Let's go.

00:46:49No.

00:46:50No.

00:46:51No.

00:46:52No.

00:46:53No.

00:46:54No.

00:46:55No.

00:46:56No.

00:46:57No.

00:46:59This is for the F1 fans.

00:47:01Yes.

00:47:02Let's go.

00:47:03So, do you have any favorite sports car?

00:47:25Yeah, Porsche.

00:47:27Let's drink a little bit of a drink.

00:47:33I'm going to drink a little bit of a drink.

00:47:51How about that?

00:47:53It's really good.

00:47:55A wagoner.

00:47:59I can do a Tesla.

00:48:01I have…

00:48:02Tesla.

00:48:03Boy, that's why I'm going to do it when I reverse it.

00:48:07Okay, I can do a drift car for you.

00:48:09Okay, sure.

00:48:10Same thing.

00:48:11I have one request.

00:48:12Can you say the name of…

00:48:21Like, for example, can you say Suzuki as how the bike would go?

00:48:31What request are you?

00:48:32Like, you know how the bike…

00:48:33How the bike goes?

00:48:34Sure.

00:48:35You say the name like that.

00:48:36Sure.

00:48:37Sure.

00:48:38You say the name like that.

00:48:39Sooo…

00:48:40Sooo…

00:48:41Sooo…

00:48:42Sooo…

00:48:43Sooo…

00:48:44Sooo…

00:48:45Sooo…

00:48:46Sooo…

00:48:47Sooo…

00:48:48Sooo…

00:48:49Sooo…

00:48:50Sooo…

00:48:51Sooo…

00:48:52Sooo…

00:48:53Sooo…

00:48:54Sooo…

00:48:55Sooo…

00:48:56Sooo…

00:48:57Sooo…

00:48:58Sooo…

00:48:59Sooo…

00:49:00Ansh, brother, which car is you have?

00:49:03Nothing.

00:49:04It's a scooter.

00:49:05So, what did you teach this?

00:49:07What did you teach this?

00:49:08It's just coming from childhood.

00:49:09From childhood?

00:49:10Like…

00:49:11How did you get into this?

00:49:13I was sitting in the bathroom, I was sitting here and I was out.

00:49:16No, not in the mouth.

00:49:22You're doing this in the bathroom.

00:49:24Now, people sing this in the bathroom.

00:49:26I'm doing this.

00:49:27I'm not talking about this.

00:49:28I'm talking about this.

00:49:29I'm talking about this.

00:49:30It was a shock.

00:49:31It was a shock from the kids.

00:49:32By the way, you are catching your mic and making these sounds.

00:49:35Are you also a beatboxer?

00:49:36Yes.

00:49:37Oh…

00:49:38If you want to do some freestyle, like whatever.

00:49:40Yes.

00:49:41Beatboxing, man.

00:49:42If anyone can sing for me, I can give music to it.

00:49:45Hey.

00:49:46Hey, Sevasri.

00:49:47Yo, yo, Sevasri.

00:49:48Hey, Sevasri.

00:49:49Is she here?

00:49:50Sevasri, let's go.

00:49:51Sevasri, let's go.

00:49:52Sevasri, let's go.

00:49:54Hey, by the way, if he wins, you have to split the money with him.

00:49:58So, don't do the best.

00:50:00Don't do the best.

00:50:01Don't do the best.

00:50:02You're going to miss the money when it's gone.

00:50:06What's the money when it's gone?

00:50:09This one will come again.

00:50:10Any suggestions?

00:50:11This one will come again.

00:50:13Any suggestions?

00:50:14Suggestions?

00:50:15Suggestions?

00:50:16Fuck it up.

00:50:17Ansh, by any chance, have you seen her perform today?

00:50:20No.

00:50:21No? Okay, great.

00:50:22Hey.

00:50:23Hey.

00:50:24Hey.

00:50:25Hey.

00:50:26Hey.

00:50:27Hey.

00:50:28Hey.

00:50:29Hey.

00:50:30What a joke, bro.

00:50:31Do you want to go?

00:50:33You want to go a dollar you have to go?

00:50:36Hey.

00:50:37Hey.

00:50:38Hey.

00:50:39Hey.

00:50:40Daru Daru

00:50:41You can't miss me when I'm going

00:50:42Daru Daru

00:50:43Daru

00:50:44What a joke, bro.

00:50:46You have to take a look at 1,000,000,000.

00:50:49Someone was so good when he came to his house.

00:50:51What was he saying?

00:50:52You can't miss me when I'm going

00:50:54Daru Daru Daru

00:50:55Daru Daru

00:50:57Daru Daru

00:50:58Daru Daru

00:50:59I'm a kick performance guard

00:51:01Daru Daru

00:51:07How fast he got that?

00:51:10That's a victory word.

00:51:11That's an answer, bro.

00:51:14But thank you so much for joining, bro.

00:51:16Thank you so much, Sehoshree.

00:51:17Big round of applause.

00:51:18Your 1,000,000 rupees are safe.

00:51:20This is yours.

00:51:21So, bro.

00:51:22What do you do in Jarkhand?

00:51:24I'm a professional Valorant player.

00:51:27Professional?

00:51:28Valorant player.

00:51:29Oh, wow.

00:51:30Crazy, bro.

00:51:31Can you see that?

00:51:32What time came to Dubai?

00:51:33Wow.

00:51:34What's it?

00:51:36I'm going to say something.

00:51:38I'm going to say something.

00:51:39I'm going to say something.

00:51:40They didn't have Valorant.

00:51:42They were going to say something.

00:51:43They were going to say something.

00:51:45I was going to say something.

00:51:46And I was going to ask

00:51:47that Titanic was playing in Titanic.

00:51:49Did you say that?

00:51:50Baby, do you live in Mumbai or in Rachi?

00:51:52No, I'm in Rachi.

00:51:53I'm from Rachi.

00:51:54Do you have to do this?

00:51:55How did you come?

00:51:56Just like...

00:51:57What are you talking about in Jarkhand?

00:52:02What are you talking about in Jarkhand?

00:52:03My father is here.

00:52:04Oh!

00:52:05He's not sitting here, sir.

00:52:06I guess.

00:52:07Where is he?

00:52:08Where is your father?

00:52:09Is he here?

00:52:10Yeah, he's here.

00:52:11Sir, if you have to come,

00:52:14if you want to come,

00:52:15you can join us.

00:52:16What's up, bro?

00:52:17What's up, bro?

00:52:20What's up, bro?

00:52:21What's up, bro?

00:52:22My audience.

00:52:23Yes.

00:52:28I just wanted to support you here.

00:52:32Just.

00:52:33This is the only support role.

00:52:34Because Uncle Ji,

00:52:35we're not doing this too.

00:52:37So, Uncle...

00:52:38Why don't you give a car?

00:52:40Why don't you give a car?

00:52:42For the car,

00:52:43you guys are sitting here.

00:52:45I don't want to give a car.

00:52:46You guys come here.

00:52:47Today, you're gone.

00:52:50No, no.

00:52:51The other way,

00:52:52you're gone.

00:52:53Yes.

00:52:54It's possible.

00:52:55If you win,

00:52:56you'll get 50,000.

00:52:57In that,

00:52:58someone will come.

00:52:59I'll also invest in the stock market.

00:53:00Oh,

00:53:01then it won't come.

00:53:02Then it won't come.

00:53:05It won't be a problem.

00:53:06But Uncle Ji,

00:53:07you're so supportive

00:53:08that you're so supportive

00:53:09and you've also come here.

00:53:11Basically,

00:53:12it's like,

00:53:13I saw his story

00:53:14and I was talking about you.

00:53:15Okay.

00:53:16So,

00:53:17I said,

00:53:18in my life,

00:53:19what changes have come here?

00:53:20I've seen it too.

00:53:21I've seen it.

00:53:22So,

00:53:23somewhere else

00:53:24took a flight

00:53:25and said,

00:53:26let's go.

00:53:27Let's go.

00:53:28We've seen it.

00:53:29Actually,

00:53:30I've seen it.

00:53:31Actually,

00:53:32I've seen it.

00:53:33Sir,

00:53:34how much truth is

00:53:35and what's happening.

00:53:36Wait,

00:53:37wait,

00:53:38what was telling you about the time?

00:53:40And,

00:53:41today,

00:53:42you've seen it.

00:53:43What was your opinion?

00:53:44Once again,

00:53:45do you rating it?

00:53:46No,

00:53:47I'll basically say,

00:53:49that things are changing.

00:53:55And,

00:53:56I'll also say,

00:53:58that I remember what I was doing

00:54:00at that time.

00:54:01And,

00:54:02when I'm watching today,

00:54:04I'd like to say,

00:54:05that things are changing.

00:54:07But,

00:54:08positively or negatively?

00:54:10You're diplomatic.

00:54:11This is your opinion.

00:54:12I was sitting here

00:54:13positively.

00:54:14Wow.

00:54:15So,

00:54:16do you know,

00:54:17in this bathroom,

00:54:18all these things?

00:54:19No,

00:54:20no,

00:54:21no,

00:54:22no,

00:54:23no,

00:54:24no,

00:54:25no,

00:54:26no,

00:54:27no,

00:54:28no,

00:54:29no,

00:54:30no,

00:54:31no,

00:54:32no,

00:54:33no,

00:54:34no,

00:54:35no,

00:54:36no,

00:54:37no,

00:54:38no,

00:54:39no,

00:54:40no,

00:54:41no,

00:54:42no,

00:54:43no,

00:54:44no,

00:54:45no,

00:54:46no,

00:54:47no,

00:54:48no,

00:54:49support.

00:54:50You won't get anything there.

00:54:51You won't get anything.

00:54:52You won't get anything.

00:54:53What?

00:54:54No,

00:54:55no,

00:54:56no,

00:54:57no,

00:54:58no,

00:54:59no,

00:55:00no,

00:55:01no,

00:55:02no,

00:55:03no,

00:55:04no,

00:55:05no,

00:55:06no,

00:55:07You can speak.

00:55:08That's my colleague.

00:55:09I'm 3 years old.

00:55:11You're small,

00:55:12if you know,

00:55:15how do you feel?

00:55:16Do you feel them happy?

00:55:17Well time,

00:55:18you look happy to see people,

00:55:21Okay,

00:55:22there's a nice scene in beauty and good.

00:55:23AAl,

00:55:24music plays in beauty,

00:55:26awesome.

00:55:27So I'm happy,

00:55:28but I would like to see something more

00:55:29further that he goes,

00:55:30happy in the shortened room.

00:55:32Over there.

00:55:33Let's watch the grand прям,

00:55:34then come on,

00:55:34It's always a big idea.

00:55:35I'm telling you from the stage,

00:55:38the S.A.T. is also preparing the S.A.T.

00:55:40S.A.T.

00:55:41S.A.T.

00:55:42S.A.T.

00:55:43So I'm preparing it.

00:55:45So, the skills should develop parallel.

00:55:48And there's education.

00:55:50So I have to give it to that.

00:55:51So, I feel that they will be good.

00:55:54So, have you ever been angry

00:55:56with these people reading and reading

00:55:58and hearing from their eyes?

00:56:00No, actually there's no much time.

00:56:02There's a lot of time!

00:56:04That's the platform.

00:56:06That's why we don't have to come back.

00:56:07If this is a whole night,

00:56:10then if I look at it at 3 or 4,

00:56:12then I'm reading it.

00:56:13So, that's the anger.

00:56:15You're going to come back.

00:56:17Yes, I'm going back.

00:56:18I don't want to listen to them.

00:56:20Sometimes in the bathroom...

00:56:23In this case, their mother's role is more like,

00:56:26that she's doing it.

00:56:27What do they do?

00:56:30But, sir, sometimes in the bathroom,

00:56:32it was a little quiet, then you were shocked.

00:56:34I'm going back.

00:56:36Did you say that the car is servicing?

00:56:50Sir, look at who are you going to support?

00:56:53Look, sir.

00:56:54Sir, I'm asking as a father.

00:56:57As a father to father,

00:56:58we're talking about it.

00:56:59Why did he get the same?

00:57:01I said that I'm always taking it positively.

00:57:04So, I'm taking your thoughts, so that when it's in practice,

00:57:07then it feels like it's coming out and coming out.

00:57:10What's your mind doing?

00:57:11Is it going to throw me a belt and beat me?

00:57:14Why do you mind doing this?

00:57:15I'm asking you.

00:57:16No, no, I just came to you first and appreciated

00:57:19that you're just coming in the age.

00:57:31Thank you, thank you.

00:57:41How are you feeling?

00:57:43You heard Buddha from your colleagues.

00:57:46Who called the Vipul girl,

00:57:48that's the vote, Papa.

00:57:55And Chacha.

00:57:58You should support Papa to you.

00:58:01I'm a winner of all the time.

00:58:04I'm a winner of all the time.

00:58:05It's going to be a bodybuilder.

00:58:09Wow.

00:58:10Sir, I'm sorry, I don't know your name, sir.

00:58:12Please.

00:58:13My name is Amulykumar Das.

00:58:16Amulya.

00:58:17Yes, yes.

00:58:17Amulya.

00:58:18Yes.

00:58:19Sir, are you other children?

00:58:21One daughter.

00:58:22Okay.

00:58:22I hope that you're writing a book.

00:58:25That's exactly what you're writing a book.

00:58:26Who likes you?

00:58:28No, my daughter has already liked it.

00:58:30No, my daughter's son.

00:58:32No, no.

00:58:33My father's son.

00:58:33I'm a father's son.

00:58:34My daughter's son.

00:58:35Sir, you won't understand this story, little people.

00:58:37My daughter's son.

00:58:38After 10 years, you don't have to understand.

00:58:45Very good. You've come so far, have you seen this show before?

00:58:49No, no.

00:58:50When he told me,

00:58:52I started to start seeing what is going on.

00:58:55India got talent.

00:58:57This is a latent.

00:58:59This is a spoof.

00:59:01Have you seen a lot of episodes?

00:59:02Your?

00:59:03No, it was a slot.

00:59:05What are the judges doing? What are they saying?

00:59:07They say, Daddy, you give me a lot of talent.

00:59:10Then?

00:59:12Then I came to the mental set-up,

00:59:14I said, let's give a lot of talent.

00:59:15There's no problem.

00:59:17At the moment, there will be a trend.

00:59:19Let's see what happens.

00:59:20Things have changed.

00:59:21Things have changed.

00:59:22Things have changed.

00:59:23I came home to see.

00:59:24Then I thought,

00:59:25yes, it's going to be a lot of talent.

00:59:29It's a lot of talent.

00:59:31If you've seen this show,

00:59:33then you support me.

00:59:35Unfortunately,

00:59:36I showed the whole episode first.

00:59:38Likho 9-8.

00:59:40So,

00:59:41your mom hasn't come here?

00:59:43No, she's Rachi.

00:59:44Okay.

00:59:45That's a good thing.

00:59:46Sir,

00:59:47how did you feel today?

00:59:48Have you seen the show today?

00:59:49Will you give feedback on this show?

00:59:51Which judge did you feel best?

00:59:53Look.

00:59:55Which things?

00:59:56No.

00:59:57Which judge did you feel best?

00:59:58Let's finish today.

00:59:59Definitely.

01:00:00I am told you first.

01:00:01I am told you.

01:00:05Old is gold.

01:00:06Old is gold,

01:00:07but that's what I say.

01:00:08That's what I said.

01:00:09That's what I said.

01:00:10Let's say.

01:00:11Hey, you said.

01:00:12I'm told.

01:00:13I'm told.

01:00:14Arthritis.

01:00:15Arthritis.

01:00:16Arthritis.

01:00:17What is the welcome down to?

01:00:22Things are changing in a wrong way.

01:00:27Sir, your performance review was very important for Vipul Ji.

01:00:43Vipul Ji, sir.

01:00:44You made my life, sir.

01:00:46Thank you, thank you.

01:00:47Sir, he wrote, sorry, can you sit in a hurry?

01:00:51No, no, no.

01:00:52Go to the course.

01:00:53I'm running a lot.

01:00:55Look, I'm in Kashmir.

01:01:01I'm challenged to challenge you.

01:01:03This is what I have to tell you.

01:01:05I've read your bio data and history.

01:01:08That's why I'm saying the stories and the stories.

01:01:11So, she wrote that her and her girlfriend,

01:01:16she's a girlfriend.

01:01:18Yes, yes.

01:01:19Don't say anything.

01:01:20If there are some objects.

01:01:21Yes.

01:01:22Yes.

01:01:23What are you doing today?

01:01:24Tell her uncle.

01:01:25She's telling her things.

01:01:26So, her girlfriend and her,

01:01:29they judge their aunties.

01:01:32They judge their aunties.

01:01:34They judge their aunties.

01:01:35I'm trying to tell you.

01:01:36I'm trying to tell her.

01:01:37I'm asking you to tell her.

01:01:39But her girlfriend,

01:01:41do you ever meet her?

01:01:43I know everything about her girlfriend.

01:01:47I don't know I'm just a lot of people.

01:01:49But it's open here, the reason I know it's been too late.

01:01:55That's what I say!

01:01:56Oh!

01:01:57Oh!

01:01:58Oh, oh!

01:01:59Oh, oh!

01:02:00Oh!

01:02:01Oh!

01:02:02Oh!

01:02:03Oh!

01:02:04Oh!

01:02:05Oh!

01:02:06Oh!

01:02:07Oh!

01:02:08Oh!

01:02:09Oh!

01:02:10Oh!

01:02:11Oh!

01:02:12Oh!

01:02:13Oh!

01:02:14Oh!

01:02:15Oh!

01:02:16Your friends are uncle. Sir.

01:02:18Do you know how you feel that she is a girlfriend?

01:02:22When she was in class 8,

01:02:28she was talking with the phone at night at 12 o'clock.

01:02:33And some different sounds were coming out.

01:02:36At that time, there was no start to start with the sounds.

01:02:40There were only conversations.

01:02:42So, when I heard that there are some problems,

01:02:46I said, where are you talking?

01:02:49So, I realized that he was talking with his friends.

01:02:52First time, in class 8.

01:02:55In class 8.

01:02:56But it happened.

01:02:59Later, their mother has taken confidence.

01:03:04And the mother also says all the things I have said.

01:03:16But I said, what you told me was okay.

01:03:20But don't tell me everything I know.

01:03:22So, there is a healthy relationship.

01:03:27I also said that if you have to get your own plans,

01:03:32then we don't have any trouble.

01:03:34Let's go!

01:03:36Let's go!

01:03:38Let's go!

01:03:39Let's go!

01:03:40Let's go!

01:03:41Let's go!

01:03:42Let's go!

01:03:43Let's go!

01:03:44Let's go!

01:03:45Are you doing it?

01:03:46I'm doing it!

01:03:47I'm doing it!

01:03:48I'm doing it!

01:03:49You're actually going to win today.

01:03:50You're winning in life!

01:03:51Yeah!

01:03:52It's crazy!

01:03:53Genuinely!

01:03:54One more time!

01:03:55Thank you!

01:03:56Thank you!

01:03:57Thank you!

01:03:58Thank you!

01:03:59Thank you!

01:04:04What the matter is, bro?

01:04:06Which is why I'm giving you 9 numbers?

01:04:09That's it!

01:04:10That was Papa!

01:04:11That was Papa!

01:04:12I'm giving 10 points for uncle.

01:04:15I gave uncle 10 points too.

01:04:16I gave uncle 10.

01:04:17Sonali.

01:04:1810 from Sonali.

01:04:19All comes down to Balgrac.

01:04:21So, I gave...

01:04:239!

01:04:249!

01:04:259!

01:04:26That makes your average...

01:04:289.5!

01:04:30I'll take the show to Papa.

01:04:34How much?

01:04:359!

01:04:36Nooo!

01:04:37Shit, man!

01:04:38Papa made it!

01:04:39Oh!

01:04:40Shit!

01:04:41Oh!

01:04:42Papa doesn't want you to take him seriously.

01:04:45Papa killed him a lot, bro.

01:04:46But thank you so much for joining us!

01:04:48Thank you!

01:04:52What a great show, man!

01:04:53What a great show we had, man!

01:04:55That was so great!

01:04:56That was so great!

01:04:59Uncle killed it!

01:05:00Uncle just destroyed it, bro!

01:05:01A wholesome night!

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