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Zarna Garg is bringing the heat (and the guilt trips) in her laugh-out-loud Hulu debut, taking aim at husbands, kids, in | dG1fYkt0YWxQaURQQ1U
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00:01Namaste, San Francisco!
00:07My 11-year-old son said,
00:09Mom, my school has asked me to declare my pronouns.
00:12I said, you tell them you are Indian,
00:14your pronoun is doctor.
00:17The Indians back home in India are very rich now.
00:20That was not the deal.
00:22The deal was that we leave India,
00:24we come here and we make money
00:26and they stay in India,
00:28they have the family,
00:29they have the culture and they stay poor.
00:37All the kids in this generation believe
00:39that they can follow their bliss.
00:41No!
00:42You will monetize your misery
00:43and don't go looking for your bliss too far
00:46because I have it right here.
00:47I'm gonna place it here gently
00:49and I'm gonna kill it right now.
00:54The thing about the Kama Sutra
00:56is that it is true,
00:57Indian people wrote it,
00:58but I can promise you,
00:59no Indian man has ever read it.
01:08My mother-in-law called me from India
01:09and she goes,
01:10why do you force the boy to play football?
01:12I said, newsflash, your son signed the permission slip.
01:16And my mother-in-law says,
01:18oh my God,
01:19in that house my son has to do everything.
01:22I'm just kidding.
01:23What's happening?
01:24I'm just kidding.
01:25I'm just kidding.

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