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00:00When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
00:04You're too close to my face, bro.
00:06Well, I suppose there's only one way to find out.
00:12That's f***ed up even for me.
00:14I can't believe this!
00:16Was he always this brutal?
00:17Look, dude, can I be real with you?
00:19Sure.
00:20What is it?
00:21Oh, I thought you were about to turn real or something.
00:23Hey, Tails, look!
00:36It's another funny-looking cat!
00:43Bro, acting like he hasn't seen a car in his life.
00:47This creature is a nuisance.
00:49If I wasn't so patient, it would have had 64 bullet holes in its tiny-ass body.
00:53Where's my gun?
00:58You just forgot to carry it, unfortunately.
01:00It's all around the world, just la-la-la-la.
01:03I take it back.
01:05What I need is a f***ing shotgun.
01:06Maybe the cuss words really are the friends we made along the way.
01:09But f***ing to-
01:10Nonononononono
01:10Hey, I just met you!
01:16This is crazy!
01:17We've known each other for 33 years, bro.
01:19How the f*** are you still a fam?
01:20If I wanted to fart, I could do that wherever I want.
01:23But I gotta hold in a sh** until I see a bathroom.
01:26Land of the free.
01:27Yeah, right.
01:28This is why I f**k with you.
01:30You always keep it real.
01:41I think the dap was so heavenly it sent him into a thinking spiral.
01:44It's really not that deep.
01:45I wonder what he's thinking about.
01:47Four big guys and they grab on my-
01:50When you get older, do older people look more attractive?
01:54Like, when I'm 70, will 70 year old women start to look attractive to me?
01:59If you had crushes in elementary school, does that mean you'd still be into elementary schoolers now?
02:03You don't want me to answer that.
02:05What?
02:06Should I call the police?
02:07Yes, please.
02:08Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me.
02:15What in the actual f**k just happened?
02:17Does that usually happen?
02:18You'd be surprised.
02:19The way you make a misspeel!
02:21Where the f**k are these sounds coming from?
02:23You're really trying to make your-
02:26Tails?
02:27Have you seen Sonic?
02:28He's getting abused by Knuckles.
02:29Abused?
02:30But why?
02:31You don't wanna know.
02:32Alright, let's go over this again.
02:35Anxiety!
02:37That's the wrong f**king song, you autistic blue rat.
02:40You also sing like a girl.
02:41But the singer is a girl.
02:43Listen close.
02:44It goes like this.
02:45You have to cut me off!
02:47Yeah, I don't think that's the right one either.
02:49At least I sound manly.
02:50Sure, bro.
02:51I'm so manly.
02:52Even my balls have balls.
02:54Oh, s**t.
02:55I think those are tumor-
02:56Did you know that there was a time where Sonic fans nearly crashed the economy by printing
03:02their own money?
03:03Yeah, it's called Sonic inflation.
03:05Try Googling it.
03:06Heh, nice try, but I'm not falling for that one.
03:17What's up with him?
03:18He has seen stuff.
03:20Indescribable stuff.
03:21Stuff that I could only classify as f**king abomination.
03:24Okay, I'm Googling it.
03:25One kiss is all it takes.
03:27I'm about to smack the living s**t out.
03:29Guys, I need help.
03:31What is it, Sonic?
03:32This better be good.
03:33I'm about to go down to Taco Bell and give me a bohohoho blast.
03:38You can do that later.
03:39Whatever it is, I'm sure Sonic could really use our ha-
03:42Does anyone have answers to the prostate exam?
03:44Bro, you look like you're about to give one yourself.
03:47There's no answer on earth that can match the stupidity of this question.
03:51The answer is inside you.
03:53Look within.
03:54Turns out I'm wrong.
03:55My patience is waning.
03:56Descent and tiding!
04:02Alright, the cuss word is f**k-topus.
04:04This is getting ridiculous.
04:06How the f**k do you even come up with those?
04:08Yeah, but n*****!
04:10It's crazy how we're finally getting screen time, right?
04:13Um, who are you again?
04:15Never mind that.
04:16We have exactly two seconds to say something funny before we get abruptly cut off.
04:20Here comes a song, doo doo doo.
04:23Seriously, the Beatles?
04:24No wonder you get zero b**ches.
04:26Imagine if Peacock was spelled Peacock.
04:29That would be funny, I think.
04:30Dude.
04:31What the f**k are you talking about?
04:33Sorry it's the brain rot.
04:35It's been haunting me lately.
04:36Yo, beer, you want to come at him?
04:40Not again.
04:43Well, that's funny.
04:44I've been haunted by this weird creature as well.
05:00I then shot it 64 times.
05:02Stop pronouncing the T when you speak English.
05:04Don't say identify.
05:06Say identify.
05:07Oh-may-oh!
05:09Bro-ay-oh!
05:11I-O!
05:12I-O!
05:13Did you just turn him British?
05:18Not yet.
05:19Tell me why-
05:20Okay, bro, just shut up.
05:21Ref**kulous is today's cuss word.
05:23Oi, why are you disrespecting me, broth?
05:25My mistake, original gangster.
05:26No, this cannot be forgiven.
05:27Now, empty the compartments of your pantaloons.
05:29For what purpose?
05:30Purpose!
05:31This is Scott of your f**k.
05:32Purpose on purpose!
05:33Except I am equipped to summon the one casually nor is little Travis on your buffoon self.
05:37His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.
05:39Nope!
05:40I am not dealing with this s**t today.
05:42Honestly, you can't blame the little poor guy for leaving.
05:44Do you just carry an invisible saxophone with you or what?
05:48Speaking of invisible, you know this man?
05:51No f**king clue.
05:57Don't tell me it's spreading to the civilians.
06:00If deodorants smell good but taste horrible, how do we know diarrhea doesn't taste like chocolate cake?
06:05Okay, this is the last straw, Sonic.
06:07I've heard some dumb questions in my life, but this s**t takes the cake.
06:11Can you stop with the bad puns?
06:12First let me answer his question real quick by punching his ass to in-
06:15Did he just leave?
06:18What's going on with you, Shadow?
06:19I'm just now realizing that hold your horses basically f**king means be sta-
06:30Anyway, do you know where Hatsune Miku is?
06:32We do not speak her name.
06:34Shut your corny ass.
06:35I don't know, last time I checked she was taking something to Poland.
06:44I'm not upset with y'all because I know you're mentally ill,
06:47which is why one day I'm gonna open up a hospital for mentally ill hedgehogs.
06:52Don't lump me with him.
06:54At least I don't spend the majority of my time dancing like a f**king child.
06:58I guess today's word is funk f**ction.
07:10Oh my god!
07:11The future generation looks hella doomed.
07:15Hey girl, are you from Tennessee?
07:17Actually no, I'm-
07:18Cuz you're the only ten I see.
07:19Utilizing gen-alpha slang.
07:23W-Riz.
07:24Bro, just get the f**k out of here.
07:26The following day.
07:28Hey Amy, are you from Mississippi?
07:30Um, maybe?
07:31Cuz you're the only Mrs. Piss-eyed sippy.
07:34Oh brother, this guy st-
07:36Just what in the actual f**k?
07:38My man noitone.
07:40Ben dam nan noitone.
07:41Ben dam nan noitone.
07:42Ben dam nan noitone.
07:43El Riz, playing sad music.
07:47Thank you for the valuable insight gamma.
07:49Anyway, the cuss word is xxx.
07:53Isn't it kinda weird that our middle names are tha?
07:55Isn't it kinda weird that you're still homeless?
07:58That was unnecessary dude.
08:00Like your existence?
08:01I will say the n-word.
08:03I'm getting up yet, soy!
08:05Oh hi, didn't see you there.
08:07I was thinking about family.
08:09And what it's like to drive a Prius at 300 f***ing miles per hour.
08:13Cibau, Sonic!
08:15Huh? Cibau!
08:17What does that mean?
08:19Shut your b***h ass up!
08:21Hatsanamiko does not approve of your such history.
08:23What? What are you talking about?
08:25Delete your mother history.
08:27Don't lie to me!
08:29Delete your mother history.
08:31Don't let me see that again.
08:33How could she possibly know?
08:35Did you try checking your Wi-Fi router?
08:37Right, that explains a lot.
08:43This is the last time I'm buying s*** off Teemo.
08:45Get off!
08:47Genuine question, Sonic. Why are you like this?
08:49Yes, I wanna know too!
08:51You wanna know why? Tell us why!
08:53Tell you why? F***ing tell me why!
08:55Tell me why! Ain't nothin' but!
08:57Tell me why! Ain't nothin' but!
08:59Oh!
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