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A Girl's Guide To A Queen Bee Take Down
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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of those?
00:01:54Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose,
00:02:14who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:24Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have our the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:17And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:50Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:07Hmm.
00:04:07Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:33Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the Rich Gets Click.
00:04:42Oh.
00:04:43And that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He just called his name.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:14Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want
00:05:21to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:30Oh, my God.
00:05:33Hey, come on.
00:05:33Be cool.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:43Oh, thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:49Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:03Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:11Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:24Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:51Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab rackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go, go.
00:07:38What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Rose?
00:08:12Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:28Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45No.
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:15I'm so sorry.
00:09:29I'm so sorry.
00:09:31Oh, my gosh!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:45I...
00:09:46I...
00:09:47How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:10Nothing.
00:10:15Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:21Hmm.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:23Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:25Chasen?
00:10:26Off limits.
00:10:27Understand?
00:10:28Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:38With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair...
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:47You are my new project.
00:10:48Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:49Okay.
00:10:50You know what they say, right?
00:10:51Keep your friends close...
00:10:52And your competition closer.
00:10:53Ugh.
00:10:54Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:10:57It's going to be so fun.
00:10:58Well, it's more than fun.
00:10:59I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:00You don't have money.
00:11:01We'll win.
00:11:02I promise.
00:11:03We'll win.
00:11:04Plus, I'll get to go to college.
00:11:05You don't have money.
00:11:06We'll win.
00:11:07I promise.
00:11:08We'll win.
00:11:09Plus, I'll get to go to college.
00:11:10We'll win.
00:11:11I promise.
00:11:12We'll win.
00:11:13We'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:14You're crazy.
00:11:15Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:16We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:18Oh.
00:11:19Okay.
00:11:20Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:21Gabby's a nerd, and Queenie's a nerd.
00:11:23I'm going to get to go to college.
00:11:24You don't have money.
00:11:25You don't have money.
00:11:26We'll win.
00:11:27I promise.
00:11:28We'll win.
00:11:29Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:30You're crazy.
00:11:31Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:38Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so.
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:24Whatever.
00:12:25Wow.
00:12:26You're fitting in fast.
00:12:27That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loves it.
00:12:57Hey.
00:12:58Good form out there.
00:12:59Thanks.
00:13:00Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would have paid to see that.
00:13:08Oh, my God.
00:13:09Ow.
00:13:10I think I pulled something.
00:13:11You okay?
00:13:12No.
00:13:13Oh, God.
00:13:14Jason.
00:13:15I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:17You're not serious.
00:13:18I am.
00:13:19If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:23Don't worry.
00:13:24I'll bring him back.
00:13:25Later.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27I'll see ya.
00:13:28She's being nice.
00:13:29That's never a good sign.
00:13:30Oh, my God.
00:13:31Ew.
00:13:32Look at these losers.
00:13:33My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:13:34This is my bestie.
00:13:35Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:13:36This is my bestie.
00:13:37I'm not serious.
00:13:38I'm not serious.
00:13:39I am.
00:13:40I am.
00:13:41If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:42Don't worry.
00:13:43I'll bring him back.
00:13:44Later.
00:13:45Yeah.
00:13:46I'll see ya.
00:13:47She's being nice.
00:13:48That's never a good sign.
00:13:49Oh, my God.
00:13:50Ew.
00:13:51Look at these losers.
00:13:52Wintersby doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in
00:14:11their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:22Now watch what happens.
00:14:23Ew.
00:14:24Hey, Eric.
00:14:37Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:45You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:47What?
00:14:48No.
00:14:49You're going to find out.
00:14:51What?
00:14:52What?
00:14:53AARGH!
00:15:00Gabby?
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:07You lied to me.
00:15:105?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wittersby.
00:15:14You're what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals,
00:15:19like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court
00:15:22and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry. I just wanted to...
00:15:34And the gossip?
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:41Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the Decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:07No tricks. Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:14I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:20Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am.
00:16:24You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:28And you have a butler?
00:16:30Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:31But yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:34Come on.
00:16:35Come on.
00:16:36Come on.
00:16:37Come on.
00:16:38Come on.
00:16:39Come on.
00:16:40Come on.
00:16:41Come on.
00:16:42Come on.
00:16:43Come on.
00:16:44Come on.
00:16:45Come on.
00:16:46Come on.
00:16:47Come on.
00:16:48Come on.
00:16:49Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:16:50I was lonely.
00:16:51And I wanted to make friends with you.
00:16:52And I wanted to make friends with you.
00:16:53I was lonely.
00:16:54And I wanted to make friends with you.
00:16:57And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:16:58I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:02I was lonely.
00:17:04And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:22And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:26day. It's not all that. Plus no amount of money can protect you from people like
00:17:32Sloane. So what are you gonna do? I'm gonna take her down. How? You wanna know
00:17:42another secret? I'm actually really good at tennis. No way. No way. I could teach
00:17:50you. Girls day and a vendetta. And that's rich.
00:18:20She did that on purpose. She looked me dead in the eye and bam. I barely know how to hold a
00:18:29racket. You can ask Abby. I missed like five in a row. She looked me dead in the eyes. It's called
00:18:35eye contact, Sloane. It's a basic social skill. She smiles when she hit me. I smile a lot. It's
00:18:44polite. Enough. This isn't court TV. Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're
00:18:54just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that. I'm tragically unathletic. Liar. You're wearing like three
00:19:10different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal? Fine. Listen here, Rose Smith. Consider this
00:19:19your strike one. Three strikes and you're out. Audrey Rose Wintersby. Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:37What did you say? Found this on the ground. Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please. I'm just trying to live a normal life. Please don't. Yeah, no. Your secret's
00:19:53safe with me. Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02Pinky swear.
00:20:02Uh, okay. Pinky swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you. That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right. Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:27Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloane's gossip
00:20:43chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and
00:21:31ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:40You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08It says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and
00:22:14Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:44You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:23:48I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:38You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34No, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:55Oh, my God.
00:25:56Oh my... Oh my God.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now.
00:26:30Go. Get. Dressed.
00:26:38Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:46Take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:50I owe you one.
00:26:54Again.
00:26:55Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:29Are they okay?
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:31Oh my God.
00:27:32There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy?
00:27:35Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Yeah.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember.
00:27:58You're representing the school.
00:28:10Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:37You're the same at me.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay, sure.
00:29:04Boopy.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:08Sloan.
00:29:09Seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:16Everyone!
00:29:17I have an announcement to make.
00:29:19I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:26Good job.
00:29:36So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:40I'll be going.
00:29:41Well, you can.
00:29:42I'll go.
00:29:43Listen.
00:29:44You want Chase?
00:29:45And I want Rose.
00:29:46So...
00:29:47Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:48Exactly.
00:29:49I got a plan.
00:29:50I got a plan.
00:29:51Oh.
00:29:52Oh.
00:29:53I got a plan.
00:29:54Oh.
00:29:55I got a plan.
00:29:56Oh.
00:29:57I got a plan.
00:29:58Oh.
00:29:59I got a plan.
00:30:00Oh.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02Oh.
00:30:03All right.
00:30:04Here we go.
00:30:05This was a mistake.
00:30:06I don't belong here.
00:30:07Yes.
00:30:08Yes, you do.
00:30:09You're with me.
00:30:10That's my point.
00:30:11See, Eric is here.
00:30:12I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:14Oh.
00:30:15Come here.
00:30:16This could be a turning point.
00:30:17Just stick with me.
00:30:19Okay.
00:30:20Okay.
00:30:21Ready?
00:30:22Oh, yes.
00:30:23Oh.
00:30:24Look.
00:30:25Oh, yes.
00:30:26Oh, yes.
00:30:27Oh, yes.
00:30:28Oh, yes.
00:30:29Oh, yes.
00:30:30Oh, yes.
00:30:31Oh, yes.
00:30:32Oh, yes.
00:30:33Oh, yes.
00:30:34Oh, yes.
00:30:35Oh, yes.
00:30:36Oh, yes.
00:30:37Oh, yes.
00:30:38Oh, yes.
00:30:39Oh, yes.
00:30:40I really want you to do this.
00:30:41Oh, yes, yes.
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:43I love you.
00:30:45Oh look, Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I've found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No thank you, I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh my god, you are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah, truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:27Truth or dare?
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Oh my god, come on Gabby, we don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:47Blue?
00:31:48Virgin!
00:31:49Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:55Ooh, Eric to Rose.
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:58Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:05Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose.
00:32:17What the hell?
00:32:18Hey.
00:32:19Watch your little asshole.
00:32:20Oh, yeah.
00:32:21What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:22No, Gabby.
00:32:23Wait.
00:32:24Let her go.
00:32:25If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:27Chasen.
00:32:28You're up.
00:32:29Truth or dare?
00:32:30Dare.
00:32:31Dare.
00:32:32I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:34Rose.
00:32:35Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:36What?
00:32:37What?
00:32:38What?
00:32:39What?
00:32:40What?
00:32:41What?
00:32:42What?
00:32:43What?
00:32:44What?
00:32:45What?
00:32:46What?
00:32:47What?
00:32:48What?
00:32:49What?
00:32:50What?
00:32:51What?
00:32:52What?
00:32:53What?
00:32:54What?
00:32:55What?
00:32:56What?
00:32:57What?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59I'd love to.
00:33:24Aww.
00:33:25I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:28No, no.
00:33:29Oh, my God! Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I thought that's... I thought the door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:59You're so beautiful.
00:34:20What the...
00:34:23What the...
00:34:28Oh, God!
00:34:31Oh!
00:34:58Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross!
00:35:04Oh, no, that's sweet.
00:35:06What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:13He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Harry?
00:35:28I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God! Shut up!
00:35:51They're lying!
00:35:52Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for staving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please, what if I want to make it harder?
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:44Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Okay.
00:37:57Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:41Yeah, you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:13What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56No.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:30Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:41It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:17Hello?
00:42:18Hello?
00:42:19I don't care.
00:42:20Well, you will.
00:42:21And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:22And you're going to ace this.
00:42:23And...
00:42:24Oh, no.
00:42:25What now?
00:42:26Sloan posted this.
00:42:27Huh.
00:42:28Jason and Sloan?
00:42:29They were together last night.
00:42:31And they're going to prom together.
00:42:33And they're going to prom together.
00:42:35Well, you will. And you're going to beat Sloan. And you're going to ace this. And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:05Hey, Virgin. Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:39You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight!
00:44:17Bitch fight!
00:44:19Bitch fight!
00:44:21Bitch fight!
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow, ow, ow!
00:44:29Ow, my foot!
00:44:30Oh, my God!
00:44:31I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Rose!
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:47I didn't touch her!
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:52You heard the man go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:10With the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:16A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:27I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33But...
00:46:34You...
00:46:35And your drama...
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39I don't care.
00:46:40I don't care.
00:46:41I don't care.
00:46:42I don't care.
00:46:43I don't care.
00:46:44I don't care.
00:46:45I don't care.
00:46:46I don't care.
00:46:47I don't care.
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:51I don't care.
00:46:52You're so, so hot.
00:46:53That was so hot.
00:46:54You're so, so hot.
00:46:55That's right.
00:46:56I don't care.
00:46:57I don't care.
00:46:58You're so, so hot.
00:46:59You're so hot.
00:47:00You're supposed to be ready.
00:47:31Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:01How'd you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to.
00:48:18But then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and then you weren't
00:48:24speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:55Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:46Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:16You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:32You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:07That way I didn't even go.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:03I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, Rose.
00:52:22I love you, too.
00:52:44I love you too.
00:52:46I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:16So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:26Do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:39I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:44Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:51Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:58Jason, I can't.
00:54:01I was expelled.
00:54:06What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:19Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:39I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:41Yeah.
00:54:42Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:45Well, maybe.
00:54:47Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:53I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:08I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey, Gabby.
00:55:22Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:25Wait, what?
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49She's so beautiful.
00:55:51Ahem.
00:55:57People.
00:55:58Everyone.
00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she being here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Can't be.
00:56:30Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:54What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day.
00:57:01Not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drug Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:15Please.
00:57:16No, get off me.
00:57:17Do not touch me.
00:57:18Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:19Jason.
00:57:20Okay.
00:57:21It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Grey.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:52Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:57Oh, my boy.
00:57:58Woo!
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Oh, my gosh.
00:58:05Oh, my gosh.
00:58:07Oh, my gosh.
00:58:08Oh, my gosh.
00:58:09Oh, my gosh.
00:58:11Oh, my gosh.
00:58:12Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls,
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:16Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:36Hi.
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01:00:17to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence. We are
01:00:23proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off. Congratulations.
01:00:47And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.