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True Heiress Saves High School
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00:00:00You're gonna learn real quick not to mess with me trash bag
00:00:05What is the meaning of this
00:00:22Good morning, daddy
00:00:23There is nothing good about this morning the private school. We own is under investigation for heinous acts of bull
00:00:30The only way for Monroe Academy to stop the bullying is to shut their doors completely
00:00:35We don't get to the bottom of this I'll have to close school
00:00:43Don't worry dad. I'll stop the bullying and save the school
00:00:48Change of plans today. I need to go from this to this
00:00:54I'll go undercover as the near the new girl. I'll see who the bullies are and put a stop to it
00:01:04I'll save this academy and no one will stop me
00:01:17Give me your lunch fatty you don't need it
00:01:39Hey, you can't do that. I just did you four-eyed freak
00:01:49Just oh basic freak
00:01:53Laney, why are you picking on the new girl?
00:01:56How your hair is so pretty?
00:02:08How dare you Christy's the most popular girl in this school you should be honored she even noticed you most popular girl in school
00:02:15I don't even need my glasses to see that your handbag is a fake
00:02:22This is a designer handbag not that a charity case like you would be able to tell
00:02:29minions scissors
00:02:37You're gonna learn real quick not to mess with me trash bag
00:02:41What is the meaning of this are you okay, I am now. Thank you
00:02:49I wasn't speaking to you Christy is this girl bothered what but she just bullied me and another student
00:02:56I don't see any other students
00:03:00She attacked me and then she threw my lunch on the ground and destroyed it minions tell her what happened. Yeah. She's awful. Um, she's unhinged
00:03:08It was traumatizing
00:03:12Then what about the scissors in your hands?
00:03:14Why do you have those scissors Christy?
00:03:18Uh, well, I was just trying to help her get the gum out of her hair the gum you put there
00:03:28There you but she believe me the only bully ice is you and you're gonna pay
00:03:38You will be punished you will clean those lunch tables
00:03:46with this I
00:03:48Expect those lunch tables to be spot before the first class bell rings
00:03:59You got toothbrush duty, please make sure it happens to all the nerds
00:04:08You should stand up for yourself Christy Troy can do what she wants to anyone here then believe us she does
00:04:21like it's a
00:04:33From the band nerds to the book club techies goths jocks
00:04:38the drama club even the teachers
00:04:42Rumor has it
00:04:44A kid even died because of it
00:04:49What?
00:04:50I've never heard that because the administration keeps it hush hush
00:04:55Could that be true take our advice don't fight back. They're a worse punishment at Monroe than toothbrush duty
00:05:12Clumsy girl you tripped me. I think you tripped over those ugly clown shoes
00:05:18Hey, where'd you get those thrift store? Oh
00:05:24You want this back? Why don't you beg for it or
00:05:28Better yet
00:05:30Get on all fours and bark like a dog you stupid bitch. Can't we just get along?
00:05:35Why can't we be friends? I'd rather shop on a sail rack than be friends with a stinky rag doll like you
00:05:42Listen, there are two types of people in the world
00:05:45bottom feeders and
00:05:48sigmas
00:05:49bottom feeders spend their entire lives just
00:05:52Scraping by until eventually they get a job scrubbing toilets for a Sigma
00:05:57like me and
00:05:59Looks like you're getting a head start
00:06:01If only you knew this was my family's Academy you brat
00:06:04I think it's Sigma like yourself would be kinder to a new student like me. I
00:06:10Can be kind
00:06:12How about free lunch?
00:06:27You don't like my gift and I thought she couldn't get any more busted
00:06:31Turns out I was wrong like you look at the mess you made
00:06:36Clean it up on your hands and knees
00:06:39Enough of this you can't bully me or anyone else like this anymore. What are you gonna do about it?
00:06:49Oh
00:06:54Mason Monroe, please
00:06:56Wait, why are you calling the school's founder? He's like filthy rich and doesn't he have a daughter?
00:07:03Maybe we can be friends with her
00:07:06Imagine the perks hmm. I have news about the bullying at Monroe Academy. You're a liar. There's no way, you know the school's founder
00:07:14Trash can knows the school's founder you're like so expelled
00:07:21You're about to find out who I am and you're going to regret bullying me
00:07:33Amelia
00:07:37Amelia
00:07:39Amelia has anyone seen Amelia Monroe? Oh, no
00:07:45Dad said he was hiring a new assistant
00:07:48Hi, I'm right here
00:07:51You the Monroe heiress, but the heiress is gorgeous and like filthy fucking rich and you're just filthy and like really stupid
00:08:02Um
00:08:04You're not Amelia Monroe
00:08:07She has private tutors and she wouldn't be caught dressed like you
00:08:12Don't ever bother mr. Monroe again, but
00:08:16What's going on here?
00:08:20Amelia is trying to excuse her bullying by saying she's the Monroe heiress
00:08:24I should give you a detention for such an obvious lie
00:08:27I'm not lying
00:08:29Keep that up and I'll turn that detention into a suspension
00:08:32Now clean up the mess you made
00:08:35I'm going to sit right here
00:08:38So I can watch you until you are done
00:08:41Uh, mrs. Hudson, can I give you a task?
00:08:50We'll get to it
00:08:53You poor people
00:08:56Always trying to do the bare minimum to get ahead. Oh, mrs. Hudson, you know
00:09:02You make me sick
00:09:11Is the bullying and corruption at Monroe Academy so bad that even the teachers are in on it I
00:09:22Need to keep investigating
00:09:28Hey, oh
00:09:30You don't want to sit there why not cuz you're in my seat bitch
00:09:37Move I don't see your name on it
00:09:41What can't read I sit next to Brenda so she does my work actually
00:09:53My name is Jenna shut up. Does it look like I care what your name is chubs?
00:10:01No, not her
00:10:06You again why is it about you look she's so obsessed with me she even vandalized school
00:10:11Property clean it up
00:10:14now
00:10:18Class as you know, I've been nominated teacher of the year
00:10:23and the committee today is sending someone to evaluate me
00:10:30so
00:10:31Be on your best behavior. Oh
00:10:33Oh
00:10:35And Christy make sure the speech you prepared is
00:10:39Flawless
00:10:40Don't worry, mrs. Hudson. It's gonna be the best speech ever
00:10:46Mmm
00:10:46Did you finish the speech yet?
00:10:49You just told me about it ten minutes ago. I don't care get it done
00:10:55Here I'll do it. Well, it better be good. Oh, it will be
00:11:02My best student Christy has prepared a speech on why I should win teacher of the year
00:11:12Christy
00:11:14Did you send the speech yet?
00:11:16Mmm
00:11:26There are not enough words to describe how incredible of a teacher mrs. Hudson is
00:11:30She really is an inspiration to us all and she's so warm and kind and understanding
00:11:36She sees every student in this classroom and there is no one better deserving to be teacher of the year
00:11:42Give it up for mrs. Hudson
00:11:50Thanks for writing the speech for me
00:12:03Sorry I
00:12:09Have I seen you before
00:12:12Are all the guys at Monroe this hot, or is it just a home thing?
00:12:19I got it
00:12:24Sorry for hitting you in the face
00:12:27Don't sweat it. I'm the captain for the Monroe Eagles, so I'm used to taking a hit
00:12:33You're new here aren't you?
00:12:35It's pretty obvious isn't it?
00:12:37Well lucky for you. I know this place better than coach's playbook and I give free tours to cute girls
00:12:45Sure, I'll take your tour
00:12:50That's our auditorium we'll be having our homecoming pep rally there where everyone will be cheering on the handsome lacrosse captain
00:12:57Something like that and over there is principal choice office. You do not want to mess with him or christy. She can be
00:13:05relentless
00:13:06Believe me. I've already figured that out and this is my locker right next to yours
00:13:13Thanks for being so nice to me
00:13:15I'm Amelia
00:13:17Nice to meet you Amelia. I'm josh. I hope I see more of you
00:13:29What were you doing talking to my boyfriend
00:13:34Josh is your boyfriend well
00:13:37He was until he caught me jerking off derrick peters at the pep rally, but
00:13:41He's going to ask me back out at homecoming so back off his heart belongs to christy
00:13:47You don't tell me what to do
00:13:50Listen trash bag
00:13:52Do what I say or I'll make you regret it
00:13:56You know what I think christy
00:13:59I think you're jealous
00:14:01In fact, I think you're obsessed with me
00:14:05Who does she think she is you should put her in her place. Oh, I will
00:14:13right back where she belongs
00:14:15in the trash
00:14:25Gather up sissies time to play a little volleyball and to make things interesting we're gonna put volleyball captain christy
00:14:33Up against
00:14:36The new girl
00:14:40Let's pick teams. I choose
00:14:43Laney and jane you can't choose two people we count as one
00:14:48Fine I choose
00:14:51You good luck
00:14:54And next i'll choose the entire girls volleyball team
00:14:58I
00:15:06Can't wait to beat you and your team of social rejects. I mean look at you you look like you crawled out of a swamp
00:15:14Please christy
00:15:16Go easy on us. Is it over yet?
00:15:18Christy has everyone shaking in their sneakers. I need to humble her if i'm gonna end this bullying problem
00:15:24We may not look like much but we've got more heart than you ever could we'll see about that
00:15:30Time to take out the trash
00:15:44Yikes
00:15:47Coach it's that's a foul
00:15:48One point for christy's team
00:15:50What happened to my team?
00:16:08They're like broken
00:16:09Oh one more point and i win just like i'm gonna win homecoming queen
00:16:15And just like i'm gonna win life get used to losing amelia because you're gonna be a loser forever
00:16:20Ow
00:16:29Coach she did that on purpose that's a foul
00:16:32All right i have to call a foul
00:16:34On amelia's team
00:16:36Excuse me
00:16:37She hit us
00:16:39She fell
00:16:40You saw it right
00:16:41It's all in my own two eyes
00:16:43What
00:16:44Why is coach kissing up to christy too
00:16:46Hey get back on the court and play the damn game you whiny little baby
00:16:52All right team come on let's huddle up
00:16:54This is our chance to stand up to christy and coach we are going to win this thing are you with me
00:17:00hands in the middle
00:17:02One two three go team
00:17:05Let's play ball
00:17:06Yes
00:17:20Tight score
00:17:22Next point wins
00:17:23Nice try gutter slut
00:17:25But i'm not gonna let you win
00:17:27And i'm not letting you stop me
00:17:31It's time for you to feel like the loser you are christy
00:17:36What
00:17:42Amelia's team wins
00:17:46Are you sure about that
00:17:48Um the the winner is
00:17:51Before you say anymore uh can you look right there and wave at the entire school watching the live stream of this game right now
00:17:59Uh i was saying the winner is amelia's team
00:18:04You mean we didn't lose
00:18:09You mean we didn't lose
00:18:12i'm so excited i i oh no
00:18:15Are you guys excited he barfs
00:18:23Hit the showers now
00:18:26Amelia
00:18:35Delete that make me
00:18:37Those are my clothes
00:18:39If you want them back they'll be in the boys locker room
00:18:41Where all the boys go
00:18:51Looking for these
00:18:53Look a seasonal non-fat latte
00:18:55My uniform
00:19:02Uh oh
00:19:09Get away from me
00:19:11Don't touch me you perv
00:19:13This is better than a laser facial
00:19:15I better live stream this for the whole school to see
00:19:19I need to get rid of christy's phone before she live streams me in my underwear to the whole school
00:19:31Hey you can't do that
00:19:33I just did
00:19:38Go cry about it
00:19:39I've got to get out of here
00:19:49Amelia
00:19:50What are you doing here?
00:20:00Amelia
00:20:01What are you doing here?
00:20:02You know this is the boys locker room right?
00:20:09Christy took my clothes and threw them in the toilet
00:20:12Ew josh get away from this little prostatut before she gives you scabies
00:20:17Sorry i don't think he could hear you with that jockstrap on your face
00:20:21What jockstrap?
00:20:27You need to get out of here
00:20:28Yeah but there's one problem
00:20:31I'm naked
00:20:33I'm gonna buy some time
00:20:36How is that going to help us?
00:20:38Now i'm gonna walk out naked in front of everyone at school
00:20:41Don't panic
00:20:45Hey
00:20:46I have a plan
00:20:49But I need your help
00:20:58No
00:21:10Fucking way
00:21:16But that's impossible josh never lets anyone wear his letterman jacket
00:21:19Not even you christy
00:21:21And you begged him multiple times
00:21:23That's like so embarrassing
00:21:26For her
00:21:28I told you not to talk to josh
00:21:32And i told you that i don't take orders from you
00:21:35Joshy
00:21:36Why are you associating with this washed up wannabe
00:21:40You should take your jacket back before she gets all her stink on it
00:21:43Actually i was just about to ask Amelia to wear my jacket to the homecoming game
00:21:48Seriously
00:21:50But you're the captain of the lacrosse team
00:21:53If she wears your jacket to the game everyone's gonna think she's your girlfriend
00:21:55Hmm yeah i guess so
00:21:59So will you
00:22:06I um
00:22:07I'm gonna take that as a yes
00:22:09Where's your uniform
00:22:23Johnson what are you doing fraternizing with this dirty nerd hooker
00:22:27Hey you better have a good goddamn reason why you're just strutting around school with only a jersey on
00:22:32This was all christy's fault christy
00:22:36Christy is a literal saint
00:22:39How dare you blame her christy troy is the cause for bullying at monroe academy
00:22:44How could she be a bully oh my god she's running for a homecoming queen
00:22:50You know what all the students love her so much that nobody's even competing against her
00:22:54The only way to stop christy's bullying is for a nerd to beat her at the only thing she really wants
00:23:00A crown
00:23:03Monroe academy i challenge christy troy for homecoming queen
00:23:09Monroe academy i challenge christy troy for homecoming queen
00:23:14But you can't run for homecoming queen you're a nerd
00:23:17Drop out
00:23:19Now
00:23:21Believe me missy you do not want to challenge christy i'm not dropping out and you can't make me
00:23:28You want to bet what are you gonna do about it bully me in front of the whole school
00:23:34Well it's against the rules anyway right coach that's right
00:23:38Someone needs to nominate you you can't just nominate yourself for a homecoming court
00:23:45Are you sure you want to do this positive a nerd ruling monroe academy is the only way to end christy's reign of terror
00:23:53And save my family's legacy
00:23:56That's right coach. That's why I nominate amelia for homecoming queen
00:24:00Aren't you scared of what christy will do to you no winning homecoming queen will show others that they can win
00:24:12And stand against christy even if they aren't popular but remember her student died
00:24:19That girl challenged christy last year and ended up dead
00:24:22She'll come at you with all she's got let her i'm not scared
00:24:26Today in home economics class we are covering cooking or as you kids like to say getting cooked
00:24:39Every student in this class will be expected to cook with ingredients that they've brought from home
00:24:47Except you christy i brought the ingredients you requested
00:24:52mrs hudson as nominees for homecoming queen it's up to amelia and i to set a good example
00:24:58i think anyone who fails this assignment should be disqualified from homecoming court
00:25:02even if she is just a pity nominee oh
00:25:05like top chef
00:25:09Fail this assignment and i will revoke your privileges for the dance
00:25:14i can't let christy continue her reign of terror or my family could lose the school
00:25:22well what's going on with your food as a scholarship student this is the best i can
00:25:28organic flour pure cane sugar and strawberries flown in from paris
00:25:34yeah i think it's safe to say i'm gonna be acing this assignment
00:25:38hey christy can i borrow some of your butt ew get away from me you mutant sharing is for a loser
00:25:47and where are the ingredients for your project i didn't know we were supposed to bring anything
00:25:55i'm sorry mrs hudson i don't have anything maybe you could let me have an extension there are no
00:26:01extensions in my class fail fail
00:26:11you can't fail me
00:26:14i am the teacher and if you do not have a dish by the end of this class you will fail this assignment
00:26:19and i will disqualify you from homecoming court
00:26:23what's the matter amelia forgot your scraps at the soup kitchen
00:26:27maybe you can go beg on the street for food yeah because you're like poor
00:26:35seems like there will be many failures today
00:26:41what is it
00:26:45it's my grandma's recipe
00:26:49your grandma was a hack
00:26:52it's not fair christy and her friends always ace home
00:26:55because mrs hudson favors them how can i go to harvard if i fail
00:27:00blame your parents for being poor don't worry i can fix this
00:27:11oh my god christy you're a domestic goddess
00:27:15minions strawberries please class is almost over do you have anything to present
00:27:25gum soup
00:27:30who are these people they're my special ingredient delivery service
00:27:36as part of my scholarship i wish my scholarship came with a special ingredient service
00:27:42there's more than enough food to share i can earn people's favor for homecoming queen
00:27:46now i can finally beat christy and make the best dish in class
00:27:55now let's get cooking
00:28:03wow christy what if someone is allergic to nuts allergies are for the weak
00:28:08i can't wait to be your stupid cake
00:28:14students time is up oh i'm impressed but it all depends on the taste
00:28:21you ruined my cake oh it's not ruined poor people will eat anything you put in front of them
00:28:37excuse me yeah it's like marie and tourette said to all the dirty homeless people in france
00:28:42let's make them eat cake so profound see beggars can't be choosers and you're the biggest beggar of
00:28:52them all i mean the way you've been begging the students of monroe to vote for you for homecoming queen
00:28:57so why don't you eat the trash cake you trash
00:29:08christy gets away with treating everyone at monroe academy like they're below her
00:29:12but i won't let her get away with it you know what i think christy
00:29:17i think the reason you're such a is because your brain is devoid of nutrients
00:29:23since you want to act so salty here's something sweet
00:29:27that's what i'm gonna get out of here
00:29:29oh my god
00:29:38oh my god
00:29:42oh my god
00:29:48oh my god
00:29:52oh my god
00:29:54oh my god
00:29:56Stop it! Stop it!
00:30:11What's the matter, Christy? I'm afraid of breaking a nail.
00:30:14I'm gonna make you pay for this.
00:30:20Hey! Stop that!
00:30:26What's the matter, Christy? You've got a little batter in your hair?
00:30:33You're gonna pay for this, you streetscape!
00:30:43Christy, just a toy!
00:30:45The saint never did the bell go dang.
00:30:49You think this is funny?
00:30:51It is kind of funny.
00:30:53No, ma'am, I don't...
00:30:55Enough!
00:30:57You!
00:30:58Get out of here, Amelia!
00:31:01Looks like I cooked here.
00:31:12These came from the Monroe estate.
00:31:14Property of Amelia Monroe.
00:31:16Are you the Monroe heiress?
00:31:17You're Amelia Monroe, aren't you?
00:31:18That's, like, so crazy. Would the heiress of Monroe be dressed like this?
00:31:31Don't try to outsmart me. I'm the valedictorian.
00:31:33I'm the valedictorian.
00:31:35You're Amelia Monroe!
00:31:36And you've been trying to hide your identity from everyone!
00:31:39Shh!
00:31:40You caught me, okay?
00:31:41I'm undercover to investigate the bullying at Monroe and see how far the corruption goes.
00:31:45If anyone figures out who I am, it will all be ruined.
00:31:50Please.
00:31:51Please.
00:31:52Keep my secret.
00:31:53Hmm.
00:31:54I'll keep your secret identity safe.
00:31:57On one condition.
00:32:02One condition?
00:32:03I'm not keeping secrets for just anybody.
00:32:08I'll keep your secret safe if you'll be my friend.
00:32:12You want me to be your friend?
00:32:14Yes!
00:32:15You're so cool.
00:32:16You're the first person who stood up to Christy at Monroe Academy.
00:32:23Wow, Amelia.
00:32:24You made a friend.
00:32:26And it's Butterball.
00:32:28Careful.
00:32:29She might eat your homework when you're not looking.
00:32:31Christy, stop.
00:32:32Oh, I'm surprised you can use those porky lips to do something other than eat.
00:32:36No wonder food's your only friend.
00:32:42Jenna, let's get lunch.
00:32:45What are you doing?
00:32:55Eating lunch with our future homecoming queen.
00:33:00You want your lunch? Come with me.
00:33:02Where are we going?
00:33:06You can't sit with us.
00:33:07No one asked you, Jane.
00:33:09I don't want to look at her ugly face while I eat.
00:33:11I'll lose my appetite.
00:33:12Maybe that'll help you with your homecoming diet.
00:33:16She's not going anywhere.
00:33:19Fine.
00:33:21But if you're going to sit with us, you have to go through initiation.
00:33:24What's initiation?
00:33:26We're going to play a little game of truth or dare.
00:33:31I'm not playing truth or dare.
00:33:33You can play or you can leave.
00:33:35Fine.
00:33:36Let's play.
00:33:37Truth or dare.
00:33:40Truth.
00:33:42What's your deepest, darkest secret?
00:33:45That I'm hiding my identity together.
00:33:47I, um, I actually meant dare.
00:33:51I'll do the first dare.
00:33:53Um, OMG, you should kiss Josh in front of everyone.
00:33:57Lady!
00:33:59You stupid slut.
00:34:00Josh would never kiss Amelia.
00:34:02I am not a slut.
00:34:05I'm game if you are.
00:34:09You want me to kiss you?
00:34:11Yeah.
00:34:12I need to see if we have chemistry before homecoming.
00:34:15Kiss Josh and I'll make you pay for it.
00:34:18How?
00:34:19Don't test me, newbie.
00:34:21I make girls like you disappear.
00:34:23Did Christy just threaten me?
00:34:27Thought so.
00:34:29Oh yeah?
00:34:44Hello?
00:34:46Okay, horn dogs, you can get off each other now.
00:34:48Or I spray you down with a hose.
00:34:51My turn.
00:34:52Christy?
00:34:53Truth or dare.
00:34:57Truth or dare.
00:34:59I'm not playing.
00:35:00Come on, Christy.
00:35:01You made Amelia take a turn.
00:35:03What are you, chicken?
00:35:05Fine.
00:35:06Truth.
00:35:07The girl who ran against you last year died.
00:35:10What do you know about that?
00:35:15She died.
00:35:16The end.
00:35:18Christy is hiding something.
00:35:19I came to Monroe to investigate bullying, but there's clearly more going on.
00:35:25Okay, my turn.
00:35:26Truth or dare?
00:35:28Dare.
00:35:30Amelia, you don't have to do this.
00:35:32I said dare.
00:35:33All you have to do is get on the table, close your eyes, and count to ten.
00:35:41Easy.
00:35:42One.
00:35:43Two.
00:35:44Three.
00:35:45Thrift store panties incoming!
00:35:48Everyone is looking at me.
00:35:49All right, everybody.
00:35:50This is a scabies check.
00:35:51We've got to make sure the new girl didn't bring bed bugs into our cafeteria.
00:35:55I don't think someone with such a bony ass can be homecoming queen.
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00:36:53my hair did you say something about a rabbit squirrel sure looks like one to me
00:37:01told me i couldn't get preventative botox but you're wearing cheap extensions they're
00:37:05expensive extensions now help me get them back you stupid cows
00:37:15wow christy nice hair piece what's it made from horse hair oh give it back you raggedy
00:37:21bitch that feral maniac took my hair i feel so violated why would you throw a ponytail into my
00:37:35mashed potatoes i thought i saw a bee in christy's hair aren't you allergic how does she know you're
00:37:41allergic to bees if you ever touch another hair on christy's head fake or real i will
00:37:51pull you from the homecoming court do you understand me monroe high your spring homecoming assembly is
00:37:56about to begin please go to the gymnasium immediately you heard him get out of here
00:38:06wow i told them who you are and we're not letting you go anywhere
00:38:11you told them who i am i sure did my new friend any friend of jenna is a friend of ours so we're
00:38:23gonna help you in homecoming queen i'd love your help but are you sure you want to help me there's
00:38:29power in numbers just like in dnd you're right the only reason why christy can get away with bullying
00:38:36everyone is because of her army of followers there are more of us than there are of them and when you
00:38:43win homecoming queen they will fear us yeah now let's give it up for our boys lacrosse team
00:38:54go team whoo yeah fly eagles fly now let's hear it for our homecoming queen navanese
00:39:07all right now you got five minutes to make your case for homecoming queen we have to give a speech
00:39:14speech bitch we're gonna dance
00:39:17what dance are you gonna do the one you do on the pole for pennies i'll go first
00:39:28minions
00:39:34let's do this
00:39:47oh
00:40:06brilliant top that
00:40:09Ow! Try topping that, raggedy anorexic. My minions and I paid a high-end choreographer
00:40:22to make that for us. Amelia, get this over with. I can't let a bully like Christy become
00:40:31homecoming queen, but I don't have a choreographer or costumes or even a song. Come on, Amelia,
00:40:39you can do this. Go, Amelia. You've got this. I don't have a song. I've got a song. But maybe I don't
00:40:47need a group of minions or a choreographed dance because I have my friends and I have Josh and I
00:40:55have me. Let's do this. I may be undercover as a nerd, but I'm really an heiress and I know how to win.
00:41:09Let's see how this goes.
00:41:22Amelia, dance with me.
00:41:29Homecoming queen shouldn't just be for girls like Christy. It should be for everyone, even the nerds.
00:41:35What are you doing?
00:41:39I'm dancing.
00:41:41Sit back down, idiot.
00:41:59This will cool you down, you little gutter slut.
00:42:01Everybody, stop dancing. Remember, this is my school. I throw the biggest birthday parties.
00:42:12I have the nicest car and I'm the most popular.
00:42:17You must be pretty scared of me, huh, Christy?
00:42:21Excuse me?
00:42:22You feel like you have to sabotage me just to win? Pretty pathetic if you ask me.
00:42:26I'm not scared of you.
00:42:27You play with fire, Missy, and you get burnt.
00:42:41And Christy, she is so fire.
00:42:45Is everyone at this school so corrupt that they won't stop Christy?
00:42:48What is this? As the principal of this school, I'm here to put an end to this. Now.
00:42:58That's Principal Troy. He might recognize me as the Monroe heiress. Maybe he can put a stop to this bullying.
00:43:04Principal Troy, this student has harassed me, bullied countless students, and even threatened me.
00:43:10And I think that she might have something to do with the death of a previous student.
00:43:15And who exactly are you to accuse Christy of these things?
00:43:20She's nothing but a trash bag.
00:43:23And she's running against me for homecoming, queen.
00:43:26A girl like you can't compete against a girl like Christy.
00:43:32You should keep your nose out of matters that don't concern you.
00:43:36Assembly dismissed.
00:43:41Who was that girl?
00:43:43Why does she look so familiar?
00:43:45Oh, hello, princess.
00:43:47Hi, daddy.
00:43:51Oh, hello, princess.
00:43:53Daddy, how could you let her steal my spotlight?
00:43:56Sorry, princess. Daddy tried to help.
00:43:58If Amelia thinks she's going to beat me for homecoming, queen, I'll make her go away like the others.
00:44:06Well, maybe we'll get rid of her at the big game tonight.
00:44:13Hey.
00:44:18Great dance.
00:44:20You really showed Christy.
00:44:21Yeah, she got me at the end.
00:44:23She's just jealous that you're giving her a run for homecoming, queen.
00:44:26You're right.
00:44:27I can't let her get me down.
00:44:31I have a big surprise for you at the big game tonight.
00:44:34Promise me you'll sit front row.
00:44:46Uh, excuse me.
00:44:48The front is for popular kids only.
00:44:50Josh asked me to sit in the front row.
00:44:52Josh would never.
00:44:53Yeah, are you, like, stupid?
00:44:56Listen, you social reject.
00:44:58When I say move, you move.
00:45:01I keep the front clear so that I can get a better view of...
00:45:04Joshy!
00:45:05Hi.
00:45:06Amelia, you came.
00:45:08I'm so glad you're here.
00:45:11I came, and I'm sitting in the front row.
00:45:14So, where's this big surprise?
00:45:16I'll tell you after I win the big game.
00:45:19This is our last game of the year, and I'm gonna need some good luck.
00:45:23Like a kiss from our future homecoming queen?
00:45:27You mean me.
00:45:28I meant Amelia.
00:45:29Well, I'm here, Joshy.
00:45:43I should go.
00:45:44The other team just entered the field.
00:45:48Enjoy the game while you can, Amelia.
00:45:50Because I'm going to make sure you won't be at homecoming.
00:45:53And Josh Johnson scores on the court for the Monroe Eagles.
00:45:57Woo!
00:45:58Go, Josh!
00:46:01There are hundreds of people at this game, but it's like I'm the only person Josh sees.
00:46:07There are, like, hundreds of people at this game, but Amelia's the only person Josh seems to see.
00:46:12Well, maybe he's looking at you.
00:46:14Amelia, next point's for you.
00:46:18Score!
00:46:18Or, um, maybe he's playing hard to get.
00:46:27Can you leave?
00:46:29You're distracting Josh.
00:46:32Ow.
00:46:33That hit me.
00:46:34That was the point.
00:46:36Push all you want, Christy.
00:46:38I'm not going anywhere.
00:46:42And Josh starts and wins the game!
00:46:44Amelia, I'm ready to give you a big surprise.
00:46:52Fine.
00:46:55Will you be my date to homecoming?
00:46:56Two days at Monroe Academy.
00:46:59The most popular guy at school is asking me to homecoming.
00:47:02But you're supposed to ask me to homecoming!
00:47:04I, um...
00:47:08This is kind of a big display of asking me and everything.
00:47:14Is that a... no?
00:47:16Amelia can't be Josh's date to homecoming if she can't go at all!
00:47:22What are you doing?
00:47:26She's awake!
00:47:27Everyone give her some space!
00:47:29You're playing it pretty hard.
00:47:31Are you okay?
00:47:31I... I think so.
00:47:34Did Christy try to hurt me on purpose?
00:47:38Okay enough to still go to the homecoming dance with me?
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:42Yeah, I think so.
00:47:43You like to play hard to get, huh?
00:47:45You had me worried.
00:47:46Let's get you off this field.
00:47:49Where do you think you're going?
00:47:51Principal Troy, I have to help Amelia before the homecoming dance.
00:47:54Oh, this little troublemaker will not be attending the homecoming dance!
00:47:58You... you've caused a huge seed in our homecoming game!
00:48:04Are you serious?
00:48:06Christy pushed me!
00:48:07Pushed you?
00:48:08As if.
00:48:10You must be dumber than you look.
00:48:12And you look pretty dumb.
00:48:13Hmm, good one, Princess.
00:48:15As punishment, you'll be banned from the homecoming dance.
00:48:19Well, looks like your date can't go to the dance, Josh.
00:48:23Gotta take me instead.
00:48:24Since Amelia won't be at homecoming, Christy will be homecoming queen!
00:48:30The corruption at this school goes all the way to the top.
00:48:34Aw, too bad for you.
00:48:36If my hunch is right, I must force Christy to expose her true colors.
00:48:47Fine.
00:48:48If you don't let Amelia go to homecoming, then I'm not going either.
00:48:51And it wouldn't look too good if the lacrosse captain doesn't go to homecoming, would it?
00:48:57Fine.
00:48:58See you at homecoming.
00:49:00And I'll see you there when I beat your ass for homecoming, queen.
00:49:04Hmm.
00:49:04Hmm.
00:49:07Pick you up at your place for homecoming?
00:49:09I can't let Josh see my family's estate.
00:49:12Then I'll really expose myself as the Monroe heiress.
00:49:15Why don't you just meet me at the mall?
00:49:17I need a dress for the dance.
00:49:19It's a date?
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:23It is.
00:49:28Hmm.
00:49:28This has always been my favorite store.
00:49:31It's the perfect place to find a homecoming dress.
00:49:38What are you doing here?
00:49:41Get this creature out of here.
00:49:44I'd like to try this on.
00:49:46That's a $2,000 dress.
00:49:48There's no way you can afford that.
00:49:50Listen, trash bag.
00:49:52You might want to go shop somewhere more in your price range, like the thrift store.
00:49:56Or a dumpster.
00:49:57I have a dress on hold.
00:50:00I assume you have it.
00:50:06It's perfect.
00:50:07You're going to win, homecoming queen?
00:50:09For sure.
00:50:10For sure.
00:50:11All we need to do is run a card.
00:50:13I'm sorry, Miss Troy, but we have a problem.
00:50:20What kind of problem?
00:50:22It seems your card is maxed out.
00:50:25That's impossible.
00:50:26Yeah, Christy's like rich.
00:50:29Clearly you're too stupid to use a card reader.
00:50:32Try again.
00:50:33I'm sorry, Miss.
00:50:37One of these will work.
00:50:39Declined.
00:50:41Also declined.
00:50:42None of these are working.
00:50:43Wow, Christy.
00:50:48Who's the broke bitch now?
00:50:52Daddy, none of the cards are working.
00:50:54Sorry, princess.
00:50:55You spent all of daddy's money on your new nose.
00:50:58I think I found my homecoming dress.
00:51:03Hmm.
00:51:07Yep.
00:51:08I found my homecoming dress.
00:51:10Well, it's not like it's going to fit you anyway.
00:51:12Yeah.
00:51:13Christy snatched the gods.
00:51:15And you're like not.
00:51:16Take that back from her.
00:51:17Are you going to buy it?
00:51:19Well, no.
00:51:20No, but right this way, miss.
00:51:36What are you doing here?
00:51:37I'm here to pick up my date.
00:51:39Hi, Josh.
00:51:45Amelia, you look amazing.
00:51:48Would have looked better on me.
00:51:50We look pretty good together.
00:51:53Yeah.
00:51:55I'd say so, too.
00:51:57Let's take a photo.
00:51:58Post it on my page.
00:51:59But you never post girls on your social media.
00:52:03Yeah.
00:52:03Well, Amelia's the kind of girl that I want to show off.
00:52:06I mean, if you're cool with it.
00:52:10We can just take pictures at homecoming.
00:52:13Let me bring that dress up for you.
00:52:20Someone stole that necklace.
00:52:29That's our most expensive necklace.
00:52:32It was you.
00:52:34Like I would steal a necklace.
00:52:36Minions.
00:52:37She totally stole it.
00:52:38I saw it.
00:52:39Yeah.
00:52:39She's like poor.
00:52:40Look in her purse.
00:52:42I bet it's in there.
00:52:43Fine.
00:52:44I have nothing to hide.
00:52:50I didn't do this.
00:52:52It was in your purse.
00:52:54Look, this is all just a misunderstanding.
00:52:57We need to go to homecoming.
00:52:58You're not going anywhere.
00:53:00I'm calling the police.
00:53:01You can't call the police on me.
00:53:04This is a $5,000 necklace.
00:53:07I think that's a felony.
00:53:10I did it.
00:53:12I wanted to surprise you.
00:53:14There's no way you did that.
00:53:16I know.
00:53:17It was dumb.
00:53:19I'm not the best at surprises, but I want you to wear it tonight.
00:53:25Not just for the necklace, but for everything today.
00:53:29You deserve it.
00:53:32Watching Christy go rabid with jealousy only sweetens the whole thing.
00:53:38You look beautiful.
00:53:39Thanks.
00:53:41I feel beautiful.
00:53:48I can't believe she's going to homecoming with your date.
00:53:51I'll do whatever it takes to end this bitch.
00:53:54Minions?
00:53:55My scissors.
00:53:56What are you doing?
00:54:00I can't wear this dress.
00:54:01No one can.
00:54:02Stop.
00:54:03This is my designer dress.
00:54:04That's exactly why I shouldn't be worn by a freak like you.
00:54:07Oh my God.
00:54:13Christy stuffs her bra.
00:54:15Oh, Christy.
00:54:20I did the same thing when I was 12.
00:54:24Ha ha ha.
00:54:33The last girl to challenge Christy died.
00:54:36Will I be able to find out the truth before the dance is over or will I be next?
00:54:40So this is a homecoming dance, huh?
00:54:50It looks like how it does in the movies.
00:54:55Dance with me.
00:55:01I'd love to.
00:55:02I'm so glad I met you, Amelia.
00:55:08You're not like any other girl at this school.
00:55:10We're all stuck up and fake.
00:55:12And I'm awkward and weird, right?
00:55:16Because you're totally yourself.
00:55:18There's nothing fake about you at all.
00:55:20I might have gone undercover to expose the truth about the deaths at Monroe,
00:55:26but I never thought I would catch feelings for the captain of the lacrosse team.
00:55:37What do you think you're doing?
00:55:39We were dancing before you interrupted us.
00:55:43Okay, Joshy.
00:55:44Your attempt to make me jealous worked.
00:55:48Let's just forget about her and dance ourselves, okay?
00:55:51Josh dumped you once.
00:55:53You really want him to dump you again in front of everyone at homecoming?
00:55:57Why won't you listen to me?
00:55:58Your words can't hurt me, Christy.
00:56:00Because I see how fake you are.
00:56:02Well, if my words can't hurt you, I'll hurt you another way.
00:56:05Oh!
00:56:10Amelia, are you okay?
00:56:11You might want to cover up, trash bag.
00:56:19You can't beat me, Amelia.
00:56:20This is my school.
00:56:22Save yourself the embarrassment.
00:56:24I need to go.
00:56:25Amelia.
00:56:31Maybe I should give up now.
00:56:33Let Christy win.
00:56:34But then Christy won't ever stop being a bully.
00:56:37And the school will shut down.
00:56:41What are you doing here?
00:56:47Jenna?
00:56:48Amelia.
00:56:48I can't go back to the dance without you.
00:56:55I can't go back.
00:56:56Look at me.
00:56:58Don't worry about your outfit.
00:57:00Or Christy.
00:57:00Or anybody.
00:57:02It's about who you are.
00:57:04It isn't just about me.
00:57:05It's about saving my family's legacy and getting justice for the bullied Monroe students.
00:57:11Everyone who lives in fear every day.
00:57:14I can't give up.
00:57:17I don't think we can fix this stress.
00:57:21If Christy wants to call me a trash bag, then I'll live up to my title.
00:57:26The bitch came back.
00:57:36She's wearing a trash bag.
00:57:38Why is it cute though?
00:57:39Ugh.
00:57:40Everyone at Monroe Academy has their eyes on me.
00:57:43I don't know.
00:58:13But before we start voting, let's have our Homecoming Queens give one final speech to
00:58:27make their case to the crowd.
00:58:32Students of Monroe Academy, it would be your honor and pleasure to vote for me for Homecoming
00:58:38Queen.
00:58:39I'm rich, I'm popular, and I'm the hottest girl in school.
00:58:42Truly.
00:58:43What else matters?
00:58:47Wasn't that a fantastic speech from my little princess?
00:58:51Christy Troy, everyone!
00:58:53Who do you think you're doing?
00:58:57It's my turn to give a speech.
00:58:58Get off the stage!
00:59:01You will do no such thing.
00:59:02I'm not letting you embarrass this school.
00:59:04It's not fair.
00:59:05You want Christy to give her speech?
00:59:06Because Christy will win Homecoming Queen.
00:59:08Now get off the stage!
00:59:10Let Amelia speak!
00:59:11Yeah, let her give her speech!
00:59:12Speech!
00:59:13Speech!
00:59:14Speech!
00:59:15Speech!
00:59:16Speech!
00:59:17What are you guys doing?
00:59:18Stop!
00:59:19You have 60 seconds!
00:59:23This is my chance to show everyone why I should be homecoming queen.
00:59:33Christy might be popular, but does anyone actually like her?
00:59:39She uses her popularity to make other people feel bad about themselves.
00:59:43As your homecoming queen, I promise to be nothing but my absolute authentic self.
00:59:50A vote for me is a vote against snobbiness.
00:59:53Bullying, and most importantly, being totally fake.
01:00:05Do you have the tally for homecoming queen?
01:00:07Right here, principal try.
01:00:16And the winner is...
01:00:18And the winner for homecoming king is Josh Johnson.
01:00:23And for homecoming queen, the winner is...
01:00:28My Little Princess, Christy Troy.
01:00:32This is totally unfair!
01:00:35You can't do this!
01:00:36Too late, bitch.
01:00:38You thought you could beat me, but you're just a lonely loser.
01:00:41And I'm the homecoming queen!
01:00:43Oh, and after this dance, Josh will be mine again.
01:00:49And now clear the floor for the homecoming king and queen to have their first dance.
01:00:55I'm so happy we're back together.
01:01:08I'm not your date.
01:01:09Oh, I know, but I can forgive you for that.
01:01:13I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
01:01:18I need to go.
01:01:19You're not going anywhere.
01:01:22Don't be a sore loser, trash man.
01:01:25Take notes, bitch.
01:01:26This is what a real homecoming queen looks like.
01:01:28Oh my god, she's staring at us.
01:01:30She's like, totally obsessed.
01:01:32You're the one who's obsessed.
01:01:34Amelia, will you dance with me?
01:01:39But you're supposed to be dancing with me!
01:01:41Frankly, Christy, I don't give a fuck.
01:01:43Amelia, you come dance with me.
01:01:48I can't.
01:01:51Come on, don't be shy.
01:01:58You're my queen now.
01:02:08Can you go grab me a drink?
01:02:11Sure thing.
01:02:17Where are you taking me?
01:02:19That's for us to know.
01:02:20And for you to find out.
01:02:24You just don't learn, do you?
01:02:27Monroe Academy is my school.
01:02:30This isn't your school, Christy.
01:02:31This school belongs to the Monroe family.
01:02:34And it exists to serve all of its students.
01:02:36Ugh, spare me.
01:02:38The only people that believe in that bullshit are hippies and losers.
01:02:40And unfortunately for you, I'm neither.
01:02:44Your time of terrorizing this high school is coming to an end, Christy.
01:02:47I'm gonna make sure of it.
01:02:48What are you gonna do?
01:02:49Call the police?
01:02:51No.
01:02:51I'm gonna have you expelled.
01:02:53Because I'm Amelia Monroe.
01:02:56Heiress to Monroe Academy.
01:02:58Oh, you honestly want me to believe that Amelia Monroe is wearing a trash bag?
01:03:09She's a multi-millionaire.
01:03:10And you are nothing but a trash bag wearing gutter rat.
01:03:15It's true.
01:03:16I came to solve Monroe Academy's bullying problem, only to learn that a student died.
01:03:24Where are you going?
01:03:26Minions, come back.
01:03:30Minions.
01:03:31Amelia, why are you at the school pool?
01:03:33Minions.
01:03:35Get the car.
01:03:36Tell me what happened, Christy.
01:03:40Did you hurt that student because she stood up to you?
01:03:44You shouldn't have come sniffing around, trash bag.
01:03:47Answer me!
01:03:48Isn't it obvious?
01:03:50I got rid of her.
01:03:52You what?
01:03:53She tried to get in my way, and so I staged her suicide.
01:03:58You really would stoop that low to win.
01:04:01There is nothing more important than power and popularity.
01:04:05But of course, I had a little help.
01:04:08Here, princess.
01:04:09Here's the real results for homecoming queen.
01:04:12Thank you, daddy.
01:04:13First, I'm going to waterlog the shit out of these.
01:04:17And now, I'm going to get rid of you.
01:04:25Time to walk the plank, bitch.
01:04:27You really think water is enough to keep me down?
01:04:31If I have to get in there and drown you myself, I will.
01:04:34Go ahead and try!
01:04:38What do you think you're doing?
01:04:44Ending your daughter's bullying and saving my family's legacy.
01:04:48Not a chance.
01:04:50Nobody lays a hand on my baby girl.
01:04:53You really want to do that in front of your boss?
01:04:55Meet my dad.
01:04:57Mason Monroe.
01:04:59Mr. Monroe.
01:05:01What you just saw...
01:05:02Save it.
01:05:03My daughter recorded the whole thing.
01:05:07Your days of tormenting Monroe Academy are over, Christy Troy.
01:05:13Ow!
01:05:18Hi, everybody.
01:05:19I have something to say.
01:05:23I'm not a poor charity student.
01:05:26I'm the Monroe heiress.
01:05:28My name is Mason Monroe, and my daughter, Amelia, came to the Monroe Academy to expose the bullying and corruption at my school.
01:05:36Who knew she would find something much worse?
01:05:38Please, sir.
01:05:39This is just a silly misunderstanding.
01:05:41Principal Troy has been in on it the whole time.
01:05:44That's why so many of you suffered from bullying.
01:05:48Well, you are all bullied because you're losers!
01:05:50This is my school!
01:05:52We should lock you both up and throw away the key.
01:05:55But I'll let my daughter decide, as she's the one who exposed you after all.
01:05:59You two can go, but you better disappear forever.
01:06:06Keep an eye on those two!
01:06:07Yeah, but...
01:06:08But I'm a homecoming queen!
01:06:12Come on, honey.
01:06:12It's time to go.
01:06:13Car's waiting.
01:06:14Wait, but I have somebody I have to say goodbye to first.
01:06:17Amelia, you're the Monroe heiress?
01:06:20You lied to me.
01:06:24I didn't mean to.
01:06:25Why didn't you tell me who you really were?
01:06:27I came to Monroe to stop the bullying and corruption.
01:06:30I never meant to lie to you.
01:06:31I just...
01:06:32I couldn't let anyone figure out who I was.
01:06:35You know...
01:06:36Even for a hidden heiress,
01:06:38you're still the most real person at this school.
01:06:40If you'd let me...
01:06:42I'd like to start over.
01:06:45No more lies this time.
01:06:46I'd like that, too.
01:06:50What's this?
01:06:59I want homecoming queen.
01:07:01Even when people didn't know I was the heiress.
01:07:03I knew you could do it.
01:07:05You're so good!
01:07:08I'm sorry, honey.
01:07:09We gotta go.
01:07:10Your mission's over here.
01:07:11We have to get back to the mansion.
01:07:12The dance isn't over yet.
01:07:13And the school year isn't over.
01:07:15Amelia's our friend.
01:07:16We want her to stay.
01:07:17What do you want to do, Amelia?
01:07:20I've made too many friends at Monroe to leave.
01:07:25I'm not going anywhere.
01:07:27Come on.
01:07:28And I could not be more proud of the graduates from this year's class.
01:07:33And we at Monroe Academy want to thank you all, parents, students, staff, for being such a great part of it.
01:07:42You make me really proud to be your boyfriend.
01:07:44Are you going to say that when we go to college in the fall?
01:07:46Hell yeah.
01:07:48Now go up on stage and give your speech.
01:07:54Monroe Academy has taught me so much.
01:07:58But the biggest lesson of all is that kindness matters.
01:08:03More than money.
01:08:05More than status.
01:08:06And especially more than popularity.
01:08:10Thank you, Monroe.