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The Hot tempered housewife caught her husband cheating
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00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:05Sweet?
00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:11Look at them.
00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:21Aubrey!
00:22Let me spray!
00:24Wait!
00:25Wait!
00:26Stop!
00:27All right, enough!
00:32Cut it out!
00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:40Look at yourself.
00:41Sloppy.
00:42You're rude.
00:44Totally unfeminine.
00:47I want a divorce.
00:49Crazy lady.
00:57Karma will get that scum back.
01:00No need for karma.
01:01I can handle this myself.
01:02Hand me the car key.
01:13Chris.
01:14Leo snucked the role you wanted.
01:16No way.
01:17Why him?
01:18I cannot understand that.
01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
01:33But what about you?
01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years.
01:46But she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
01:50You think that would lend me the role?
01:52Sounds more like excuse me.
01:54That's not good enough, huh?
01:56All right.
01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
02:01Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.
02:09But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
02:13All right.
02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
02:23Damn it!
02:24Fuck.
02:31I'm so sorry.
02:32Are you nuts?
02:33Nuts?
02:36Is that all your men got?
02:38Yeah.
02:39I'm nuts.
02:40But you guys eat goat coke by nuts.
02:42Sleep with nuts.
02:43Have kids with nuts.
02:44You are the real nuts here.
02:46No offense.
02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
02:54Only supermodels!
02:58Screw you fuck Chris Roberts!
03:00Hell no!
03:22If you want to divorce me, fine! Go ahead!
03:28But how dare you sell our house without my consent? I'll sue you!
03:34Think you can afford a lawyer?
03:36Don't mess with me, or a fight for the custody for our son.
03:40A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
03:43Despicable!
03:45So, you divorced?
03:47It's none of your business!
03:49Marry me.
03:52Are you insane?
03:59My car's worth 4 million dollars.
04:03You want to talk about marriage?
04:06Or compensation?
04:09This way, ma'am.
04:13Watch your step, ma'am.
04:19Welcome, ma'am.
04:25Wow!
04:26So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue. I've seen it in a magazine.
04:32So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
04:33No.
04:34This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
04:38Yours is upstairs.
04:39Bigger and better.
04:40Forget that. Come sign the contract.
04:45Sign this, and you will be my wife.
04:46Sorry, what's your name again?
04:47No.
04:48What's your name again?
04:49No.
04:50Aubrey.
04:51Aubrey.
04:52Okay.
04:53Aubrey.
04:54Listen to me.
04:55I love you for more than 10 years.
04:56I heard that you're divorced.
04:57You're divorced.
04:58You're divorced.
04:59You're divorced.
05:00You're divorced.
05:01You're divorced.
05:02You're divorced.
05:03You're divorced.
05:04So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
05:05No.
05:06This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
05:07Yours is upstairs.
05:08No.
05:09No.
05:10No.
05:11No.
05:12No.
05:13No.
05:14Sorry, what's your name again?
05:15No.
05:16Aubrey.
05:17Okay.
05:18Aubrey.
05:19Listen to me.
05:20I love you for more than 10 years.
05:22I heard that you're divorced.
05:25So, I popped the question right away.
05:28What?
05:29Really?
05:30Are you kidding me?
05:31Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
05:34I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
05:37Relax.
05:38Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
05:42Great.
05:43That's amazing.
05:44Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
05:51So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
05:55Might as well say, till that do us a part.
05:58Don't worry about that.
05:59I'm gonna pay you an acting salary.
06:02The same as I do with my models and actors.
06:04You're Chris Roberts.
06:06Those actresses must earn a fortune.
06:09Considering our attitude, I'm gonna go with minimum wage.
06:12Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
06:14And now, 150K.
06:16That's enough for you.
06:19Per year?
06:20Per month, of course.
06:21So, you have a son?
06:36Don't get me wrong.
06:37Just wanna know more about my wife.
06:40Yeah.
06:41His name is Luke.
06:42He's nine.
06:43In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
06:47Good lord.
06:48That looks calorie-packed.
06:49First, it's not for you.
06:50Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
06:54Geez.
06:55Touchy.
06:56It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
06:57Keep that up.
06:58Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow.
06:59We're meeting the director.
07:00Already?
07:01Yeah.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah.
07:04Yeah.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Yeah.
07:08This is your first time stepping out as my wife, and I really want you to take it seriously.
07:11Need to dress up nicely, alright?
07:12Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife.
07:13Come on.
07:14This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
07:15I'm gonna have to wear this.
07:16No.
07:17No.
07:18No.
07:19No.
07:20No.
07:21No.
07:22No.
07:23No.
07:24No.
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07:35No.
07:36No.
07:37No.
07:38No.
07:39I've moved the supermarket.
07:40We'll solve this problem right now.
07:42Hey, Brad.
07:44Didn't you say you can transform any woman?
07:48Oh, my god.
07:51I didn't expect this to be such a… huge project.
07:54Luckily, I'm a Hollywood-stylish.
07:57Alright, girls.
07:58Let's get going.
08:00Right here.
08:02I got it.
08:08Are you okay, Rose?
08:13Watch out! Please calm down!
08:15Can you set up back here?
08:17Get back here!
08:18Oh, my God! Are you okay, baby?
08:26Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
08:30She's my wife now, so, yes, it's worth it.
08:33Hmm.
08:35Baby Ro, I did my best today.
08:38Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.
08:55How do I look?
08:57Wow! You're the most beautiful you have ever seen!
09:03Wow! You sure ain't sure of that ass!
09:06Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
09:10Julia, your acting skills surpassed mine.
09:14That's what handling a big star does to me.
09:17Let's go, Curves!
09:18Thank you so much, guys!
09:20No problem, baby!
09:22Geez! How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
09:27Just like Kardashians!
09:29Guess you'll regret this fake marriage now, huh?
09:32Huh?
09:34God is fair.
09:35Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique, he gave you unbrittle confidence.
09:44Wow! You're totally gonna nail that role now!
09:46We look so perfect together!
09:48It's a match made in heaven!
09:50No, no, no! There's no spark between you two!
10:05You don't love your wife at all!
10:07I'm sorry that I can't give you this role!
10:09But we haven't even started talking!
10:11You know the law talk is about feeling!
10:13I don't feel your love for her!
10:16He's crazy about me!
10:18The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal!
10:23I love you, baby!
10:25I love you, baby!
10:26That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you!
10:34Come back to me, or you'll learn to be a proverb!
10:39Geez!
10:40Are you sure he's top Hollywood director and not some charlatan?
10:44Yes!
10:45But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me!
10:47Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water?
10:49Any steak?
10:50Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper!
10:52Bursting from one extra bite!
10:55You guessed right!
11:00Much better now!
11:14Can you eat quieter?
11:15You're disturbing my reading!
11:26You're married?
11:27What's up?
11:28What?
11:29Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
11:30Yeah, of course!
11:31I can cover your shift today!
11:34Where are you going?
11:36The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you!
11:44Aubrey!
11:49What are you doing here?
11:50You're not stalking me, are you?
11:53Listen!
11:54Stop harassing me!
11:55Tiffany and I are engaged!
11:59Sorry to disappoint you!
12:00But I'm married too!
12:01It's not just you who found someone new!
12:04Jim!
12:05I told you she put up a friend about finding someone else!
12:11I do have a husband!
12:12And he's hotter, wealthier, and last longer in bed than you ever did!
12:17If he's so great,
12:19when's an old-timer like you still going here serving tapes?
12:23Come on, man!
12:24Don't just stand there!
12:25Serve us!
12:38I want hot tea!
12:42I want hot tea!
12:43I want hot tea!
12:44I want hot tea!
12:45I want hot tea!
12:46I want hot tea!
12:47I want hot tea!
12:48I want hot tea!
12:49I want hot tea!
12:50Geez!
12:51You trying to scald me?
12:52Are you satisfied now?
12:53That's better!
12:54Drink up, dear!
12:55Ouch!
12:56This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand!
12:57Check out my engagement ring from Mark!
12:59It's whopping two carats!
13:01I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping!
13:02Wasn't it?
13:03Wow!
13:04Good for you!
13:05And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change!
13:08from selling this treasure!
13:09Shhh!
13:10Don't stoop to our level!
13:11Don't stoop to our level!
13:12This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand!
13:14Check out my engagement ring from Mark!
13:16It's whopping two carats!
13:17I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping!
13:22Wasn't it?
13:23Wow!
13:24Good for you!
13:25And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this
13:37treasure!
13:38Don't stoop to our level!
13:40You, go and get the steaks ready in 10 minutes, else I'll be reporting you!
13:45I said half an hour when you ordered!
13:48Then figured it out!
13:50Wait!
13:52Tup off my water!
13:57Mary, you owe me a proper meal!
14:02I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake!
14:07Aubrey?
14:09Why are you waitressing?
14:11We're not really married!
14:12What I do is none of your business!
14:14Let's go!
14:17The advertisers are waiting!
14:19Keep an eye on her!
14:23Make sure nobody messes with her!
14:25I'm not her agent!
14:26But she's my wife!
14:27At least on paper!
14:28Okay guys!
14:29If you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts!
14:32Oh my god!
14:33My rain!
14:34It's gone!
14:35Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my rain!
14:41Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is!
14:44I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it!
14:49Denying won't help!
14:51Let's arm you somewhere!
14:56See?
14:57This is proof!
14:59I'm gonna have you fired!
15:05No way!
15:06You're framing me on purpose!
15:08Got it!
15:09Get the restaurant owner over here for me!
15:14You're getting my restaurant owner over here for me!
15:15You're getting it!
15:16Okay, so let's learn from home!
15:17Let's go!
15:18Let's go!
15:19Let's go!
15:20Let's go!
15:21Go!
15:22Go!
15:23Go!
15:24Go!
15:25Go!
15:26Go!
15:27Go!
15:28Go!
15:29Go!
15:30Go!
15:31Go!
15:32Go!
15:33Go!
15:34You follow me!
15:35Go!
15:36Go!
15:37Go!

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